/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9723549
Hardly
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beta%20male
First definition is from 2006, and as time passes it only makes more and more sense to do so because of all the soyboys and submen.

>>9685414
>didn't read
>barely skimmed
>>9685422
>didn't look at your picture

I'm literally laughing out loud, you are a special kind of retard, you somehow think I'm hating on women while not reading what I'm saying but, also you read enough to reply you didn't read (paradox).

I want you to know that I'm reading your posts in your femenine voice in my head involuntarily. You must be more femenine that outspoken homosexuals.

Somehow explaining evolutionary psychology is "hating the big mean womynz", lmao. Try reading a book sometime and lay off the soy, boy.

>Finally have a sweet-ass job where I bring home $890 p/wk after tax.
>Realize I can buy nice things now.
>Have a bit of a splurge this week - Buy a new tablet (on an extreme sale) book in to get my tattoo fixed and buy Holy Lantern for an absolute steal. Also bought a bunch of small gifts for friends and got my mum a fancy day spa treat thing.
>Out shopping with mum today.
>Tries to convince me to buy a $400 silver bracelet I like (From a generic jeweler's, so definitely not worth it.)
>Say "Oh no, I just bought a $300 dress so I might wait a couple of paychecks!"
>She LOSES HER SHIT.
>Yelling, screaming, arms flailing.
>As soon as we pull into the driveway home she tells me to get out and drives off again.
>May have to cancel on the payment plan (and lose like $195 anyway) just to stop her from throwing a manic-depressive fit and trying to kill herself.

Jesus christ I cannot wait for my rental application to go through so I can get the fuck out of here.

>C.K, if you see this and I have to pull out I'm so sorry.

>>9281334
>Doesn't even celebrate Christmas.
>Still wants her free shit.

Oh, jew~

>>8763713
LOL nice try

>Make two separate AliExpress orders.
>Both are full of essential packaging items for store.
>Pay out the ass for EMS shipping. $23 for each order (which both have values of like $5). Both ship on Thursday.
>One is sent by EMS. It arrived today!
>One is sent by S.F Express??
>According to the tracking it was 'picked up by S.F Express' yesterday. Only started moving around China today and stopped at Shanghai.

What the fuck? Has anybody heard of/used S.F Express before and should it be this much slower?

>>8698740
The worst thing is when you see, like, a 30E - But it actually fits a 30B and has enough padding to make it LOOK like an E.

Pain in my ass.

>>8683991
>He didn't get it.

>>8134309
>that cinderella in a tutu