/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>8602131
>This guy reaches into his bag and pulls out a black-and-white printed picture of cuddling pokemon
>In one of the corners, in scribbled handwriting, he wrote "To: Full Metal, From: Franco"
>Tries to hand it to my sister, I can see his arm is shaking, but whether it's from the exertion of lifting his arm or his first time talking to a girl I don't know
>Sister's trying to say something, but obviously very uncomfortable; she has a hard time talking to strangers, especially older men
>I ask him why he's giving that to her
>His face and neck tire turn bright red, and he pulls his hand back
>"Um... Um, I don't know... I thought she'd like it...?"
>I tell him to put it away
>Despite the awkwardness, he recovers quickly and is back to grinning his almost inhumanly wide grin
>"You're so small and cute, Fullmetal."
I'm just going to clarify here so I don't have to keep saying it, my sister never says a word to him and just stares mostly at me and the ground looking horrified. So just picture that, I guess.
>He just called my sister cute
>Fatherly instinct kicks in
>Put my arm around her and tell him he can go
>"I thought you would get upset, Edward. You're so cute when you're upset."
>He cups her cheek in his hand
>Strokes her face
>He puts his fucking sweaty paws on my sister
>niggayoudidnt.jpg
>I let go of my sister and stand up like I was Slim Shady
>That's all it took, because he stopped grinning and waddled off.
>Take her home
>She doesn't want to be Edward for Halloween anymore
>mfw