/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

All a man needs to do is:

> not be obese
> practice hygiene
> not be impoverished
> Not be rude
> not be obese
> be polite

And 'all' a woman needs to do is:

> have large breasts
> be slightly underweight
> have a small labia minora
> have long, straight, non-curly hair
> have eurocentric features
> never go without nail polish
> wax everything regularly
> have a PERFECT body like pic related. Any amount of minor imperfection will be harshly criticized and rejected
> tolerate bad behavior like drinking and smoking
> never talk about serious things like the world ending or the economy crashing or conspiracies. Only talk about lighthearted airhead things like movies and songs.
> work full time
> cook for the family
> clean for the family
> do all the errands for the family
> raise the kids too somehow while cooking, cleaning, and working full time

Should I just become a dyke seagulls?