/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9978790
>Why would I play sports when I could watch other people play sports? Moving is requires effort.

I'm not one of those weirdos who thinks the texture or heat of pussy/mouth/ass makes it indescribably better than your hand but the actual feeling of having someone with you and making that primal connection is worth the effort, mane. Maybe you just don't like the people you fuck that much?
However I can sympathize with you because there was a period of time where I had a girlfriend who lived mere blocks away and I'd rather jack off at home then go over there despite the fact she gave incredible head. Regardless I think you're making a mistake based on sloth. I don't mean to ridicule you (the poster calling you autistic was someone else) but I think maybe I've been in your shoes and I don't want you to feel the regrets I've had neglecting my sex life before. It's your choice but there may be a point in your life where you're older and you wish you reaped the opportunities you had.