/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>7182694

> be me
> at work
> wrapping fish for seemingly normal customer
> "So, the Day of the Dead festival is tomorrow."
> oh yeah, I'm going there myself
> "Why? I mean, you're white. You really shouldn't go. It'd be rude to the Mexicans."
> laugh
> stop laughing when she doesn't laugh
> Mexican co worker is listening to the whole thing
> his face

>>7149123

On the subject of shit customers, though:

> be me
> wrapping snapper for old man (60+ years old)
> hand it to him
> big smile
> Here you go sir, can I get you anything else?
> man takes it
> doesn't smile
> doesn't say thank you
> leans way over counter
> "You're lying to your customers.'
> uwotm8
> "You have a mislabeled fish over there."
> Oh, I'm so sorry. Which one?
> "The freshwater drum. That's not a fucking black drum!"
> Well no, black drum is saltwater, this one is freshwater.
> "THAT'S NOT WILD CAUGHT! IT'S LABELED AS WILD CAUGHT!"
> ...Yes sir. It's a wild-caught freshwater fish.
> "THAT'S MISREPRESENTATION! YOU THINK PEOPLE WILL PAY WILD-CAUGHT PRICES FOR A FARM-RAISED FISH?!"
> the fucking fish is $1.99 a pound
> drop smile
> drop friendly voice
> go get manager
> she attempts to explain that you can catch a freshwater fish in the wild
> "But they don't catch it in the gulf out here!"
> no you fucking moron, it's a freshwater fish
> "SO IT'S FARM-RAISED! YOU'RE LYING! I'M SUING YOU FOR MISREPRESENTATION!"
> man storms off
> mfw

>>6598497

What the actual fuck. That's terrible!