/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

You see this shit!!!! THAT SHIT RIGHT THERE!!! Its gods cum. Its a miracle in a jar, ethereal. I never thought I would be rid of the black voids surrounding my eyes, but goddamn this shit proved me wrong. I wake up looking like a raccoon that got into a bar fight over the last bag of coke, but 20 mins after slathering this Jesus juice on eyes mounds that are so dark Anish Kapoor is banging down my door with a copyright infringement, they somehow transform. Not anything flashy, my eye flesh is not a magical girl, but something soft and artfully subtle. Its like Bob Ross is coloring over my skin while gently whispering encouraging praise in my ear. I can feel the hurt in my soul deflate along with my swollen sacs. Its euphoric.