/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>be eating out after con with friends
>one is crushing on the other hard but is waiting for him to address her
>we shared a room a few times for conventions and I've seen her naked
>her breasts are hardcore aysmyetrical
>pretend to be too drunk to know better
>talk to her crush about wanting to try out a Yoko cosplay sometime
>say that my tits aren't big enough
>he's obviously flustered but says that it shouldn't matter
>tell him that at least mine are both the same size so ihe may be right
>he's visibly confused, says that it'd be really weird if they don't match
>tell him
plenty of girls are off sized
>"I don't believe that, that'd look way too gross."
>see friend get visibly upset and quiet on the side

That'll teach you for trying to make relationships in my friend group, bitch.