/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>Tfw no lolita GF

>>9857283
>Tfw no gf to pamper
I can make rope from scratch but I've never even touched a girl's hair. I'm also really good at fine-motor type stuff like soldering and pinstriping but I've never had an opportunity to give a girl a manicure. It's literally micro-scale bodywork only I won't feel like dying when I'm finished and it smells better. I'd genuinely enjoy doing this kinda stuff.
Why must I be such an unlikable shit?

>Tfw you have to force yourself to unpack after getting home because doing so means acknowledging that the con is over and you have to go back to real life.

>>9838065
Good luck getting anyone deported in Seattle.

>Friends

Not a story of wearing lolita in public but instead meeting a pair of lolitas:
>At work (Euro-specific auto shop) on a Saturday because I don't even remember why
>Subaru rolls into parking lot and two lolitas get out, one classic one something else
>What
>Classic lolita tells us her Jetta is coming on a flatbed, she got gas on her way to a meet and it just up and quit running about 3 miles later
>Think to myself her fuel pump died, not an uncommon problem
>Flatbed rolls up with the Jetta and drops it off
>It's a diesel, 2012 IIRC
>Tell lolitas to sit tight
>Open fuel cap, get hit in the face with the smell of gasoline
>MFW
>Go back inside and tell classic lolita that I like her coord and oh by the way you bricked your car.
>HFW
>Lolitas leave, car gets towed out the following Monday
>VW gets busted for dodging emissions two months later
I wonder if she managed to turn that into anything or just scrapped it and bought a Corolla.

>>9572754
I know it's been a week but the name you're looking for is "Beaker".