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10360149 No.10360149 [Reply] [Original]

>Once upon a time, a long time ago, there were these things called anime conventions. Those were good times. Good times.
>mommy, what’s an anime convention?
>[sobbing intensifies]

>> No.10360154
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>>10360149
>couldn’t go to any of the cons this year before everything went to shit because PTO got denied
>tfw I can’t go to my happy place this year because of bat soup

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>>10360149
>it was that one place where it was socially acceptable for me to dress as a turbothot

>> No.10360159

>>10360149
Stfu mom ur a virgin kek

>> No.10360161

>>10360149
Well my dear, before Social Distancing was a thing. We were allowed to talk to random people outside. An anime convention was a mass gathering event dedicated to the culture of a country once named Japan. As you know, Japan is now part of China and those people became extinct once the Chinese invaded and took over.

>> No.10360288
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Today class, open up your US History books to page 300. We'll be discussing one of the big annual mass gathering rituals from the 1970s to the 2010s known as Conventions and why we don't celebrate them anymore.

>> No.10360289

>>10360288
>not virtual classroom
Tsk, unrealistic.

>> No.10360292

>>10360289
This would probably in the year 2050.

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This right here, my child, is a anime convention game room.

Where underaged weebs and incels go to to play video games when they’re either broke to buy more crap at the dealers hall or tired for walking a mile and a half worth of distance. And by video games, I mean Super Smash Bros Ultimate, with no items and final destination only with the occasional asshat harassing people to do a money match.

>> No.10363194

>>10360289
>not thinking this is a VR image/hologram

for shame

>> No.10363501

>>10363191
Mommy, why are those people in the picture not social distancing? Did those people die from the Great Virus?

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>>10360149
>Implying any of you will have kids
>Implying you'll be alive in the 2040s

>> No.10367697

>>10360149

shouldsnt those people be browner if its the future?

>> No.10372325

>>10360149
What faggot thought it was a good idea to photoshop the kids to hell? They look like by-products of Gumby.

>> No.10372363

>>10367697
some of us have morals

>> No.10373303

Chinese dystopia.

>> No.10377432

>>10367697 there are literal Indians that look like that

>> No.10377535

>>10377432
latinos too

>> No.10377546 [DELETED] 

>implying any of you whores will have a husband or children

laffin

>> No.10377550

>>10377546
Just wait until I marry my virgin patrons, scrote.

>> No.10377553 [DELETED] 

>>10377550
You exist to please me and my dick cunt. Your body was literally designed to be a receptive entity to things entering it. Your natural state is submission.