/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>10375068
How long until the ita thread is all pictures of the same girl

>>10375071
Yeah I mean I'm not defending her outfits but someone really seems to have a hate boner from her.

Anyway here's a different ita.

>>10375071
She definitely made enough ita coords for that but the thread would end up being deleted for singling someone out.

>>10375077
Meh. I wouldn't say it's a hate boner. She just keeps posting her non-coords to the group and then says "thank you!' to every comment, both positive or negative. I'm board of her already, ITA or not.

>>10375080
Ah okay, I don't really browse any online communities other than /cgl/ so I wasn't aware she'd been spamming herself like that. Fair enough, then.

>>10375077
Not just one person though, she rubbed several people the wrong way here on cgl after doing something stupid. Now it's like she has a bullseye on her. I feel she is going to be the next Voldy, whenever she gets posted the thread will derail due to hate boners.

>>10375080
> says "thank you!' to every comment, both positive or negative
How is this a bad thing? Isn't it nice to have people being nice on the internet?

>>10375080
>imagine being so salt filled that someone saying 'thank you' causes rage

>>10375101
I guess you just have to see how she goes about it? She's not saying thanks for the crit, or suggestions on how to improve it, she just says thanks, even to comments like "How is this lolita, huh?". She's just doing it to increase the comments and keep her stupid outfit on the front page. And she spells view as vue, then says its cause of her poor English, but manages to spell all the other, bigger, words correctly? She just rubs me the wrong way.

>>10375060
>>10375068

Why are we starting the thread with shit that was already posted last thread?

>>10375111
That's because she looks up the big words but thinks she knows the simpler ones, not uncommon among non native english speakers

>>10375110
I can see it. If someone were to keep saying thank you it can slowly sound passive aggressive depending on the context. Which is, annoying.

>>10375114
I'm not sure why this woman's mediocre coords incites such burning rage amonst lolitas. Even in my own friend group, they're infuriated about her coords.

>>10375144

>>10375147

>>10375144
what in the actual fuck is on her arms

>>10375149

>>10375147
that jacket is the jacket that black girls at my school loved to wear in 3rd grade

>>10375153

>>10375156
How do you leave the house with a skirt that wrinkled, wtf

>>10375156
/minidump with the most spectacular hair bleach job i've ever seen

>>10375147
her stance is so fucking funny to me. the fit of the jacket is making this already tall woman's torso seem stretched out like the human equivalent of longcat. a longlita if you will.

>>10375156
come ON that belt is a fucking tragedy

>>10375144
this looks like someone with incredible sewing skills with that historical construction, and absolutely no taste whatsoever

>>10375153
Ah yes, the famous amazon dress.

>>10375158
>dem roots
>dat lack of eyebrows
are we sure she's not a natural blonde?

>>10375158
Maybe she's a natural blonde and those are her roots?

>>10375185
>>10375187
I'm pretty sure they're talking about the tips of her hair

>>10375158
her hair looks like a party city wig

>>10375187
her roots are almost white blonde. Definitely a natural blonde.

>>10375077
this is obviously not lolita but it's cute as a normie outfit.

>>10375158
The fact that she looks like a natural blonde is raising even more questions for me, did she try to bleach the brown out on the ends to put mint over? Why not do the whole head?

>>10375111
that's just somethinf frenchfags like to do, they hate english and generally don't bother in trying to pronounce things right but adapt them to the way they'd say it with a heavy french accent.

>>10375246

>>10375253

>>10375255

Stop
Skipping
Legwear

Wtf is going on here

>>10375260
Is she wearing ankle socks? Can’t tell

>>10375261
Art

>>10375261
She's almost there, retarded trendy fishnets done wrong. Crap walmart boots looks like. She's almost there though. Different petti because the shape is terribad.

>>10375060
>This bitch
edition.

>>10375068
Jesus christ, is that her too. And to think people assume the French are fashionable. She looks like an acid trip version of Frida Kahlo, and not the good kind. Not even going to comment on if it's Lolita or not, she's a lost cause.

>>10375144
What is that thing she has on? Egg yellow and white is hard enough, why did she add black, and a purple wig?

>>10375147
>padded jacked
>nude leggs
>Just fuck my shit up pigtails with incomprehensible hat placement
This thread has promise.

>>10375156
Why don't people realize that if your boobs hit your belt, and it's not even a wide corset belt, something is terrifyingly wrong with the proportions of your outfit. And if she's going to use effects and filters, she'll want to use them on her skin.

>>10375158
The worst part is that she looks proud of that mop which is the color of bread, rotting bread, and mold. Simple baffling.

>>10375260
What is it with fatties who think their mottled knock kneed hamhocks are cute instead of covering them in black tights?

>>10375110
because it's obviously passive aggressive.

>you're wrong so i'm ignoring your concrit but thank you! :)))

>>10375068
You can’t call an apple an orange. It will never be an orange. Sure an orange may have similarities to an apple. It’s round, it’s sweet, and it’s a fruit. But that doesn’t make it an apple.

This coord is NOT lolita. And I’m tired of everyone on CoF saying it is and that it’s cute. Even if it was considered lolita, the color coordination looks like the Easter Bunny puked all over her.

>>10375261
I like this.

>>10375068
This is the closest she's come to lolita. It still sucks though.

>>10375060
>>10375068
I think the blue one is heading in a better direction then her past ones but still greatly misses the mark. I wanna say she might get better if she learns to accept crit rather then being passive aggressive when she gets it. She really needs to learn about weight distribution in a outfit and get a better choice of leg wear and shoes. I still think there’s a little bit of hope with her. It’s just going to take a while being posted here before she learns the medicine people offer her isn’t going to kill her.

>>10375261
She's so cute

>>10375068
Isn't this the same chick that got shit on for posting on cof wearing a bra as a top and a skirt some time ago?

>>10375261
Fuck that is some shitty photoshop

>>10375261
who is this?

>>10375290
she did what? can someone find this even if its not her. this sounds amazing

>>10375261
Please quit self posting. We get it. You are “uwu special”/edgy/purposefully ita. Your coords and edits are boring.

>>10375068
Is this the girl who exposed herself posting itas/fatties here and turned out to be a huge ita herself? lol

>>10375308
Different girl

>>10375261
holy shit the warped everything

>>10375261
I really hope she could focus on making better coord rather than shooping - and here’s what we got

>>10375317
I guess I can tell she was shooping the background to get rid of a urinal? That's what I assumed cause she's in a bathroom? But what is she shopping in >>10375261 ?

I can't tell if she made herself super wide on the shoulders, or tried to make her arms skinnier? OR did nothing and just wrapped the wall for the funny comments.

>>10375322
Looks like the shoulder and skirt were warped wider

>>10375322
Probably just for attention since her coords are meh

>>10375325
Better than most cof posters.

>>10375313
Thanks, for some reason they looked similar to my mind but I honestly couldn't remember what itaposter ita looked like.

>>10375114
>>10375136

someone posted caps last thread where she was arguing that she "followed" all the "lolita rules" so her outfit must be lolita. I guess she was being an annoying twat on facebook and got people all riled up. Nothing like a side of stupidity, ignorance and annoying attitude to really add flavour to an ita, I guess.

>>10375347
Ok that's great but she was already posted, so she doesn't need to be posted again unless she posts new hot garbage.

>>10375347
jfc I just checked and she was posted TWICE last thread.

>>10375348
>>10375350

Yep. Must've really pissed off a lot of people.

I'm not justifying why she's posted so many times, I'm not the one that posted her anyway. Just saying she has a crappy personality to boot so folks are either just hoping for more tea by repeatedly posting, or just shitting super hard on her because she pisses them off.

>>10375364
used her as thread pic because she was main ita of last thread and seemed relevent

ill dump in a second

>>10375207
How? It looks like something my emo 14-year-old self would've thrown together in 2007.

>>10375364
I looked at the thread on CoF and I get why people would get pissed off. She's basically just thanking people for their comment and not taking any of it into consideration.

Her coords just aren't lolita so I get why so many people are annoyed. But if we all ignore her like that face harness chan then she'll probably get bored and stop posting.
I hope.

>>10375261
Shes photoshopped her face so small her body looks disproportionately bulky and large

>>10375261
Why is her head so wee?

>>10375147
who wears a beret like that

>>10375261
Why is nobody bringing up the (extremely unflattering) blouse? That's what's throwing off the whole look if you ask me. It makes her shoulders look ridiculously broad.

>>10375478
How is it even staying on?

>>10375482
it's an edit, anon. She posted the real pic on her comments.

>>10375261
She made herself fat? What was she trying to achieve with this

>>10375488
> Think you poof is too flat
> Distort reality
> Do a shitty job because quirky
Beautiful. The silhouette was fine too

>>10375488
>I was only pretending to be retarded

>>10375513
Thank you Anon for capturing this cause holy fuck, I clicked the picture and it was already deleted.
This is a fucking mess, idk where to even start.

>>10375513
Surely this must be a troll. They're is absolutely nobody in the world who could put on that combination of clothing and think they looked good.

>>10375516
Oops, there*. That's what I get for phoneposting

>>10375513
Delayed 1 april post.

>>10375516
It was. I checked her profile and she did some ok coords in the past.

>>10375513
Seems a little to we put together for a troll. I like it it's cool it's a very high fashion look. Nothing close to lolita and wouldn't even consider it any sort of Japanese fashion.
It's more something you'd see on a runway

>>10375520
Not ita. This is a beautiful with amazing colour coordination. Am I sensing a vendetta or do you just hate sweet

>>10375520
This is cute, just too edgy for you probably

>>10375523
>>10375527
Definitely a vendetta because it's k8

>>10375520
Those shoes make me wish I was blind

>>10375528
Holy shit this looks like the type of person that would start giving people a 3 hour lecture about being 'genderqueer' when normies ask what they're wearing

>>10375522
Runway? Where, in hell? Jeans under dresses in fashion are still styled with designer items, not goodwill thrift shop finds

Encountered in the wild on twitter.

>>10375543
You have one of those, too?

>>10375547
I'm more concerned about the furry in the background

>>10375554
>>10375547
To be fair I think she's just wearing one of those stupid bunny hats. Though why everyone in this picture is blatantly ignoring social distancing on what appears to be Easter of this year is another story entirely.

>>10375575
Scarry bunny

>>10375575
>i blurred everything so you can see my shitty coord and face even better now

>>10375575
What is wrong with her face? A skin condition I supose

>>10375579
I think it's just terrible acne.

>>10375261
This is obvs just supposed to be edgy shitposting using comedy because who would really Photoshop their poof bigger? So many people fell for this but she's just garbage chan 2.0

>>10375523
>>10375527
K8, stop trying to defend yourself all the time

>>10375488
>>10375261
The fact that this shit stays on CoF is the reason I stopped posting there and just stayed on Instagram. I appreciate a good meme, but when it’s over done in excess for attention all the time, I’d rather play with the adults in the fashion who actually want to have a decent conversation with someone on the fashion.

>>10375586
Why are anons so obsessed with garbage-chan? Every time someone does something remotely edgy she gets suspiciously brought up. There isn't even garbage in the photo.

>>10375634
Its her friend, clearly brought into the fashion by her and bouncing ideas off of eachother.

>>10375638
who care
go circlejerk about how much u hate her on lolcow fag

>>10375638
Sounds like someone you have a personal issue with but okay.

>>10375634
Who is garbage chan?

>>10375653
Exactly my point.

>>10375634
Because I looked on her Facebook and saw they were friends so it's fairly clear why I would come to that conclusion..

>>10375653
Someone who, some time ago, posted a pic of herself next to a bunch of garbage. Check the archives.

>>10375060
Maybe I'm ita too but I see what she was going for here. I'd just switch the jacket and the shoes, I'm a sucker for retro-lolita

>>10375660
The coord is awful and it’s not retro lolita

The infamous aliexpress/amazon/wish shitty replica.

Also she decided to wear this to her wedding.

>>10375677
This is fine.

>>10375677
The thing in her hand suposed to be flowers?

>>10375380
thats what makes it cute, anon

>>10375717
looks like lavender

>>10375101
>>10375110
It’s a way of bumping her posts without getting in trouble for it. It’s also a very passive aggressive way to deal with concrit.

>>10375144
I love this in an, Alice in Wonderland themed mobile dating sim, kind of way. As lolita nothing about this is good except maybe the jacket fabric could of made a cute jsk, but that could just be my lemon obsession talking.

>>10375144
>>10375736
Yeah, it's clearly not quite lolita but as a historically inspired costume it's very cute

>>10375520
I used to really like her before she started looking like a cokehead.

>>10375660
>retro-lolita
Please never use that term again.

>>10375702

>>10375158
The dress itself isn’t bad except for the excess ruffle around the bib. Where is it from?

>>10375677
How incredibly depressing.

>>10375561
There's a reason cases are spiking again this week

>>10375702
April Fools was 2 weeks ago

>>10375857
Does this girl ever wear a lolita blouse? I never see her in anything but ugly normie tops or "vintage". Either way, nothing that ever fits with the fashion.

>>10375857
The jsk with this print was my dream dress she ruins it.

>>10375677
Wearing a sad aliexpress replica to get married is terrible for more than one reason. Girl, its your wedding day, you deserve to feel beautiful and look amazing. Treat yourself to something better! You're worth so much more than this.

>>10375513
This is cool I actually love it.

>>10375253
This is scary

>>10375992
Yeah she's got those crazy eyes

>>10375859
Tbf where lolita diverges from generic normie shit is in the blouses. I don't understand how other people say they can wear them to work with pencil skirts. IW blouses have all kinds of amazing lace and pintucks, and puffy sleeves. BTSSB makes some plainer ones but they still have lace and puffy or hime sleeves. AATP makes blouses with huge jabots, collars, and ruffles. AtPie hime sleeves are huge. Moitie blouses are the closest to an office blouse but still have a small poof to the sleeves

>>10375660
>retro-lolita
that would require it to be lolita in the first place.

>>10376007
>The redder the cheeks, the less noticable the jaw

>>10376007
I didn’t know Judi Dench was into Lolita fashion.

>>10376007
This is how I feel I look wearing more than just a bit of concealer, blush, highlight and mascara.
Like a sleep paralysis demon...

>>10375156
that print is terrible. i know brands put their names in their prints, but that isn't even subtle or done in such a way as to make it cohesive with the print.

>>10376108
"rough around the edges"

>>10376108
Is she really tall or something? Her skirt is barely covering her cooch

>>10376007
I tried to fix this a little...

>>10376108
Ok that's it. I'm starting my own new lolita FB group. Rule 1. I get to decide if something is a coord or not.
That's it. Those are the rules. Don't like it? Don't try to join it with your weird office jackets, blunt fetish gear and tiny skirts that are almost up to your cooch.

>>10375857
Why don't people get that a turtle neck doesn't go with bare legs, it's not balanced. Long sleeves don't even go with bare legs. Not to mention that apart from the skirt nothing in this outfit is remotely Lolita.

>>10375677
No one going to talk about how sad and depressing her (fake? dried?) lavender bouquet is? She'd have been better off buying a random bunch of flowers at costco.

>>10376180
Join Daily-EGL

>>10376130
She's doing what a lot of plus sized girls do, which is wear their skirts right under their chest to hide their stomach, but it causes every skirt to be ridiculously short on them.

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>>10376198

>>10376201

>>10376198
this is cosplay.

>>10376204
It’s their ‘lolita dva’
Retard

>>10376203

>>10376209

>>10376203
I hate the socks and the hat and the bag, but I see what they were trying to do I guess. This would look 9001% better if it actually fit and wasn't going to show her ass every time she slightly breathed.

>>10376206
it's still cosplay. doesn't belong in this thread

>>10376217
It’s ita. Retard. Sorry you got posted

>>10376214
Literally none of it goes together
It’s so bad

>>10376203
I follow her on instagram and all of her coords are just randomly thrown together shit
She’s one of those fat cunts who thinks just bc you’re wearing Brand that it’s a good coord

She pairs the dumbest shit together

>>10376224

101 ita coords

>>10376225
Isn’t she the leader of an amino or smthn
That’s fucking embarrassing

>>10376224
Why follow then? Just shits up your feed

>>10376225
Girl needs to stop spending on lolita and buy a damn bra

>>10376229
LMFAO I’m sorry but I laughed so hard, if you can afford brand you can afford a minimizer bra to fit that shit

>>10376228
Need a good laugh man
I love following itas: always brightens my day to laugh at em

>>10376211

>>10376232

>>10376201
Not ita, this is old school.

>>10376230
Glad I could assist, anon! Enjoy your night/day!

>>10376239
Bait, but did you even look at it? It's amazon tier.

>>10376241
It's a good coord, great even.

>>10376242
The tights don't fit (look at those heels), the wig is terrible, no petticoat...come on.

>>10376240
Thank you Sm for the laugh deadass needed that

>>10375523
God K8 get some fucking mental help, you’re almost 30, cheated on your husband with a dude with a diaper fetish and now live in a crackhouse with a tranny.

Also this is super ita.

>>10376239
The fuck? That dress looks sad and pitiful, the wig is a mess, no makeup, cheap socks and shoes. Oldschool had small brand pettis, nice bags like Vivienne Westwood or Baby, UTKs, nice quality main pieces, no wig or nice quality wig

>>10376219
NAYRT We get it you think Dva is an ita. As a cosplay this is ok. She's dressed as a character design.

>>10376251
You don't know anything about the history of lolita and it shows. Open a GLB for once and see that this looks exactly the same as some of the ads.

>>10376257
Show me the ad. :D

>>10376254
That's not an official character design. The Dva ita design is a black cat lolita monstrosity.

>>10376259
Asking to be spoonfed on cgl? Pathetic.

>>10376196
Jesus titty fucking window christ. I can't believe anyone in their right mind would post that.

>>10375528
Dump it in the lake.

>>10375488
The poof of the sleeves in the shop looks absolutely retarded, like it escaped from an eighties episode of Dynasty.

>>10375577
She was in one of the earlier threads too. Should really learn to blend her acne scars.

>>10376254
No you’re a retard who thinks a lolita dva isn’t ita
Bet you shop on amazon too sweetie

>>10376275
She literally has her Black Cat skin in game...
Imagine being so mad because her coord is probably better than any of yours.

>>10375752
Retro lolita already sort of exists anon.
Meta has released quite a lot of 'retro' themed pieces and styled it that way.

>>10376257
I wear mostly oldschool and have saved a lot of old GLB and Fruits images but keep being ita, dude

>>10376196
First glance I thought this was that cringy autistic girl who comes here

>>10376257
Are you her or her friend? I can't think of any other reason you'd be defending this pile of shit so hard. And as someone who owns most of the GLBs, they're not immune to being ita occasionally.

>>10376262
Have you never seen a victorian maiden blouse? Most of their sleeves are like that? Or are you too fat to fit into VM

>>10376219
sorry you got posted

>>10376242

>>10376312
It's cosplay. Not lolita. Not ita.

Are you going to say I'm the dva cosplayer too.

>>10376239
Newfag

>>10375317
she looks so adorable too bad that coord is not that good... but she can definitely improve
>>10375261
this is really confusing i think it's just trying to be controversal...

>>10375060
I get what she was going for with he jacket and all, a modern/elegant look, but the execution is so poor. This is how I think she should have coorded it, although that jacket is still pretty shit.

>>10376341
excuse the shit editing, but you get the idea

>>10375261
>falling for her obvious bait
Have gulls always been this dumb?

>>10376257
You're not very good at paying attention to details are you

>>10376310
I wear classic and have a couple of VM blouses, and the sleeves are poofy as in the non-shooped picture, but definitely not as huge as in the shooped picture, where they look like power shoulders. Witness
>the sleeves in the shop
Have you seen the shoop or are you just trolling?

>>10376341
Can this be a regular thing, Where we fix itas coords?

>>10376349
it would be an interesting thread if so

>>10376341
That's pretty good, anon. The chef's jacket remains weird.

>>10376349
Would be awesome.

>>10376345
You where replying to the non shoope one so I just assumed

>>10376349
This sounds fun. Let's do it. I'll do one right now!

My poor attemp. Tried to lengthen the skirt and removed wrinkles from the shirt. There's nothing really wrong with the coord it just doesn't fit. Cleaned up some of her fat pools and fucked up the legs. Made her face cuter and covered it in stickers to cover the warping

>>10375147
what's the name of this skrit?

>>10376379
>there's nothing really wrong with the coord
>tank top over blouse
>nothing matches
>sandals

gtfo roleplayer

>>10376385
Tank top over blouse is a trend and is done often in good lolita coords
As far as I can see all the pinks match
Where the fuck do you see sandals??
R-r-roleplayer??
Wtf are you even a lolita gtfo normie

>>10376385
Is it a tank top? The way it sits I think it looks more like a JSK with a jersey bodice

>>10376359
Would love a thread dedicated to just fixing their outfits.

>>10376385
Found the scrote

>>10376379
I love this, good attempt anon! ‘Twas a hard save anyway

>>10376232
2008 in a nutshell

>>10375147
>>10376341
>>10376349
Did another one. Maybe I'll make a thread, because this was quite fun.

>>10376455
You r a national hero anon

>>10375313
But same monobrow

>>10376379

Appreciate the effort, but I still think the pink top really fucks up the whole coord. Call it a bustier, tank top, whatever, the design is so clumsy, you can practically smell """"loliable""""" from ten miles away, and the girl looks like she's into "kawaii" fashion and hasn't done her homework into lolita.

I get that it's unrealistic to shoop her into a brand cutsew, but I feel like even a normie black baby tee has got to be a better casual coord than this weeabo special shit. Alternatively, some indies like Cherie Cerise used to do custom size cutsews, that would still be better than this.

As for the skirt, I'd go with a black underskirt and a poofier petti, her current shape is still very much an inverted triangle rather than the traditional lolita silhouette.

It's pretty interesting that after you shooped her body into something less fatty it basically highlights all the fails of her coords now.

>>10376455
Cream tights and pink or sax shoes would've been a lot better. Opaque solid tights are so offputting in most coords

>>10376379
poor attempt indeed, this is gross. her body wasn't the issue here- her clothes don't fit the lolita aesthetic and you didn't change them at all.

>>10376280
this is ita as fuck too lmao
cosplayers need their own board

>>10376280
this isn't even the same outfit.

>>10376341
Bless. This is such a huge improvement and a great example of how to do vintage with lolita well. It does make it even more obvious how ugly her coat is though. It's so wrinkled and the sleeves fit poorly. Makes me think she tucked it into the skirt to try to hide the poor fit. >>10376379
This is kind of sad because it's still the same bad coord but now she's thinner with a cuter face and it's still an ugly coord that really doesn't fit lolita. Could be okay for other general j-fashion with some accessories piled on and chunky shoes.

The coord is just nitpicks but WTF is that makeup

>>10376536
kawaii rosacea-chan deeeesu!

>>10376524
Can we just stop this "it's bad therefore it's not lolita" mentality. Like fuck off alot of ita isn't lolita but alot of it is still lolita sometimes it just looks like shit

>>10376341
It’s sad because this blouse actually exists...... in a lolita way, she just doesn’t even bother to look for it

>>10376510
Than do it yourself faggot

>>10376542
She sounded like she wanted to do Lolita with western high-end brands and not have that look but with Lolita brands. She came across a bit cocky to me.

>>10376556
It's like she understands the letter of the 'law' - a certain skirt silhouette, a petticoat, having your shoulders and legs mostly covered - but is completely ignorant of the spirit of the law, and what actually makes lolita lolita.

>>10376198
I like her cosplays. Her Madoka ballerina one is my favorite. Not sure why this got posted here. This is very obviously a ballet cosplay of Dva.

>>10376198
that's not even supposed to be lolita anon, its clearly ballet inspired.
butthurt much?

>>10375060
>Ron shuffled his feet uncomfortably as he stared at them, hands tangled in a worried knot
>"What the fuck you doin' Weasley?! You better not be looking away from them!",yelled Malfoy as he stroked his rock hard member as it protruded proudly from his wizarding robes.
>Ron glanced up sheepishly to see Harry vigorously pounding Hermione from behind on the Gryffindor commons table.
>Harry looked over his shoulder at his friend with a slight grin on his face.
>"C'mon Ron", Harry grunted in between his rapid thrusts, "no need to be coy. Take it all in."
>As he plowed deeper and deeper into Hermione's beet red pussy he looked over at Dumbledore, himself deeply entranced in the act taking place before him.
>"I much prefer this Chamber of Secrets to the other, professor!" Harry exclaimed.
>"FOCUS BOY!" Hissed Professor Snape, rubbing the tip of his precum glazed penis with his thumb.
>"You're just like your father. He could never take a proper inter-house fuck train seriously either."
>The look on Dumbledore's face lightened somewhat as Harry's thrusts became quicker.
>"You getting your vinegars, young mister Potter?" Dumbledore asked in his usual, calm tone
>Harry didn't have time to respond before he began to ejaculate wildly deep inside of Hermione's slick cunt.
>Falling over her back, he licked the sweat from her skin and gazed up at the clock.
>"Twenty-one minutes... looks like a new house record." Harry muttered out in gasping breaths.
>Snape's dick began to go limp.
>Dumbledore, slapping Harry on the back, exclaimed, "50 points for Gryffindor."
>Ronald looked back down at his feet, tears welling in his eyes.
>Malfoy looked over at Dumbledore and yelled, "He cheated! There must have been a spell or some such!"
>Tucking his willy back into his robe he stormed passed Snape and over to the common room door.
>"My father will hear of this", Malfoy whispered as he stormed out of the room.

>>10375149
I wish she would value herself higher than Amazon clearance tier.

>>10376541
No. There are plenty of bad lolita coordinates ITT and nobody is saying they're not lolita. You're acting like every coordinate in this thread is being dismissed as not lolita. You sound like a roleplayer who doesn't actually understand the rules of this fashion.
This tank top miniskirt nonsense just flat out isn't lolita, and it's ugly to boot. Obligatory
>sorry you got posted

>>10376224
Why would you follow this dumpster fire? You that bored in quarantine?

>>10376569
It's called entertainment. Why do you come to the ita thread?

>>10376573
I come to an ita thread to laugh at the obvious vendettafags pretending good coords aren't cute.

>>10376571
I like the concept of the cage over skirt without the little crosses. Would look absalutly wicked on a punk coord. Doesn't suit her at all though

If you’re going to sew yourself a blouse, why not at least make it fit you??? You’re literally tailoring to your measurements otherwise who tf is it for?!

Also I still can’t tell if her last name is actually “Mockery” or if it’s a fake name

>>10376578
I know it is a last name in my home country, but no idea where she is from.

>>10376571

This looks like a cosplay photo from the early 2000s when we didn't know better.

>>10376578
What would her last name have to do with anything, I highly doubt it's not her real name. Are you trying to dox her? I

>>10376564
But why

>>10376578
Those buttons remind me of my late grandma's K-Mart blouses.

>>10376556
Shame on her, everyone knows that thrift high fashion pieces don’t worth shit.

>>10376564

>>10375465
She really thought those $20 Old Navy fringe boots and elf costume tights would help...

>>10376280
This dumbass designed the dress in the pic to be lolita
It’s ita
Stop getting mad that your ugly fucking cosplay got posted you ita retard

>>10376571
better pose and better lighting/background would fix the majority of problems with this. Just remove the stupid horns.
keep the cat tho

>>10376317
It’s a lolita cosplay
That was their intention sweetheart
You’re just a brain dead retard clearly

>>10376569
Yes ma’am that shit is funny

>>10376685
art

>>10376692
It's ballet inspired she's known for it. Honey darling

>>10376225
noooooo my dream dress doesn't deserve this

>>10376225
Sissy?

>>10376698
fart


ftfy

>>10376571

>>10375488
Is she trans?

replicas so kawaii

>>10376751
"mother WHY"

>>10376578
It's hard for blobs to make anything look specifically tailored to their blob-like body. but tbf she probably just followed a generic blouse pattern and didn't take her actual measurements

>>10375528
Why are they standing in the 5th position?

>>10376701
Sorry your ita cosplay got posted

The cringiest thing about this photo is that they apparently wore these outfits to a Japanese restaurant.

>>10376835
Fuck off cunt like I'm stupid enough to reply to my own picture. Stop being so full of yourself not a single soul thinks your funny

>>10376562
Ballet? That would be a pretty fugly ballet costume. It looks frumpy, unflattering, and not particularly conducive to movement. Idk if these are whiteknights or the original poster, but please give her the message to stop tagging this as lolita. I've seen it show up spamming the tags so many times for months. Also, tell her to iron or steam her shit before wearing it.

>>10376815
3rd, 4th, and 5th position mashup is kawaii. Nah, probably just so he can feel his balls against his legs while taking sissy pics

>>10376860
inspired retard.
I don't even know lolita or ballet, but looking at that I immediately knew what it was going for.

>>10375857
I'm getting 'Heathers' vibes from this.

>>10376869
I was going to call you dumb but yeah. Heather's vibes but in a good way

>>10376850
And? I thought everyone wanted Lolita to be considered wearable daily fashion, not a costume

>>10376887
I came her to post this

>>10376887
Why someone posts such a messy room yikes

>>10376806
This seems alright to me

>>10376850

Aren't these lady sloth designers/models?

She followed all the rules and no kink stuff this time but why is it still so damn ugly

>>10376904
Still looks like age play and I can't even put my finger on why. The stance? The room? Idk man

>>10376904
It looks cheap and bad

>>10376858
Why are you so personally hurt
Poor dumb little cunt is just mad your egirl you’re simping for is a retarded ita
Their caption was literally about it being lolita so fuck off you inbred cunt

>>10376904
Unfastened shoes and possible slight 5-o'clock shadow not really helping but yeah I'm also not sure why it's slightly off

>>10376862
Their caption said it was lolita
Keep being literally retarded

>>10376850
Ur shit vendetta is showing retard

>>10376904
I wanna be her gf

>>10376887
>>10376889
Came here to post this too lol. How can someone talk so much shit in FB groups and wear elf ears seriously

>>10376887
Also came here to post this. What a mess.

>>10376738
Holy shit, I know that chick on the right.

>>10376904
Because her hair is straight out of Boy Meets World.

>>10376904
>>10376922
I also want to be her bf

>>10376935
Congrats, many of us here know her.

>>10376697
at first glance, i thought the second picture she posted in the comments was someone else with how thinner she looked there compared to the main pics.

>>10376883
The retarded fandom red hair alone is costumey.

>>10376887
A Tifferet for the post-corona age.

>>10376904
>she
>no kink stuff
Justin Bieber? Obviously a twinkhon.

>>10376941
>>10376904
I’m sorry you got posted. Learn how to do better coords.

>>10376948
>Congrats, many of us here know her.
Is she infamous or something? I only know her as a friend of a friend who pops up on my fb feed occasionally.

>>10376850
Wait, Lady Sloth has shipped Nevermore out already? She hasn't even taken the second reservation payment yet afaik

>>10376904
Idk if she's a trans woman or just super ugly but that 80's boy band hair ain't doing her any favors

>>10376904
looks like a product of inbreeding

>>10376980
>twinkhon
>>10377016
>trans woman
From her previous stuff she seems more like a fakeboi.

>>10376883
Both coords look really costumey thanks to the cheap accessories and bad hair, and the coord on the right is an extremely costumey version of Japanese clothing, which is extra cringy if worn for the occasion of eating miso soup and asparagus rolls or whatever passes for Japanese food in Poland. The Chinese international students who probably staff the place must have been like “fuckin white people”

>>10377021
Everytime there's a lolita who's skinny they automatically assume boy because "girls can't be skinny hrrrdrrr"

>>10376998
"Sorry you got posted" is the best defense for actually getting posted. Congrats you nearly had everyone fooled.

Sorry you got p o s t e d

>>10377024
nobody has ever said that and there are tons of skinny lolitas they just dont look like serial killers

>>10377024
nayrt and i don't even think she looks like a dude, but it's obviously her jawline (enhanced by the shitty probably flash photo) and nick carter haircut giving people the trans impression rather than the fact she's skinny

>>10376392
>Tank top over blouse is a trend and is done often in good lolita coords
A jsk is not a tanktop, wtf? Your agp is showing and it's not pretty.

>>10376697
I can't believe she's comfortable at any point with her bust about to blow like that.

>>10376904
is she just dead set on not improving? like is she trying to look bad? what is happening here

Jesus take the wheel this ones a teacher

>>10377059
this gave me secondhand embarrassment

>>10377068
Real tea she got booty hurt that people were saying that no one wanted to see up her skirt, and that she broke one of the rules that needs a picture from the front.
So she straight up left the group lmao bye.
We don't need people attracting more kinksters with poses like this :/

>>10377071
If she teaches little kids and the parents see that, she's fucked. If she teaches big kids and they see it, she'll be a laughing stock forever.

>>10377072
I would be mortified if my students saw a picture of me posing like this.

>>10376978
What happened to Tifferet? She must be in her 50s by now I wonder if she still is into lolita

>>10377072
She teaches piano from what i saw on her profile. But literally this coord screams "all i know about lolita is that i should look like a french whore of the victorian era #kinky #ddlg" also she comented @ someone on the fb thread saying she knows how to take a good photo and she can teach them basically saying shes better than the other person like???

>>10377059
Ive never seen someone so thirsty for a feather before in my life

>>10376738
Everybody does, how new are you?

>>10377013
Oh my god. You are so sad, hon!

>>10377078
I checked the IG that she linked and the caption that went with this dumpster fire was: Me during my piano lessons, ordering my guards to cut the head of the student doing a false note *Insert stupid emoji* Broken Teacher *more dumb emojis*
My days are all about: -work music-compose-geeker- getting ready to perform the perfect Bitch Face.......

cringgggge

>>10375547
This looks like it's in Sydney?

>>10377079
post got deleted. Sucks, I was having fun watching everyone roast her.

>>10377059
*Posting on her public account so their underage students can see it*

>>10376752
no, she's normal

>>10377116
oh God, what if she tells the people she teaches to follow her. BARF

This is why God doesn't talk to us anymore.

>Hi! I'm not that good in lolita fashion, but I'd like to start to share with you my coord for get your suggestion and concrit for increase my capacity of make a loli-coord <3

This is my first loli, it's of 7 years ago!

>loli coord
Oh god

>>10377014
that's the lady sloth designer you retard

>>10377116
She could probably get into some shit if this got out. lol

Kind of unrelated but my bestfriend is a fuckin ita. She says she loves "goth" fashion but will walk around in a fuckin party city vampire costume constantly like its something special.

We were talking about lolita fashion yesterday and I tried to recommend Nameless Poem since I thought it would be her "aesthetic" but she gawked and thought $126~ was too much.

Then she said, and I quote "goth is kinda costume anyways."


noooooo its fucking not.

>>10377116
Wonder if any of her students need a mommy...

>>10377059
Does anyone know what she teaches? Wtf?

>>10377164
She teaches piano at a music school in France

>>10376806
this is honestly one of the better yumekawa coords i've seen attempted. although what the fuck is that skirt print. and are those mocassins??

>>10376904
her hair honestly looked better when she wore it with the fringe in front. i really don't understand why she wore absolutely no makeup if she looks like she came out of a boy band

>>10376392
>Tank top over blouse is a trend and is done often in good lolita coords
lmao why are you even here if you don't wear the fashion

>>10377116
Ok what the fuck is up with her hair both in this picture and the previous one? She she wearing a wig?

>>10376904
>no poof
>no make-up
>no hairstyling
>no jewelry
>unfastened shoes
>long sleeves with short socks
the absolute lack of coording effort is what makes it look like someone who put on just enough for themselves to jerk off to. even some sissies put in more effort than this.

>>10377192
I could say the same to you? Wtf when did you become the all knowing God of the fashion go suck Tyler's toes

>>10376225
idk casually i don't think some of these are that bad? like as general street fashion i think she looks cool. prefer to see this over normies in ugly jeans and pencil skirts.

>>10376850
Lol, they look fine, someone's salty~

>>10377076
San Francisco anons should give us an update.

>>10377116
oh no, she's a pedophile. it turns her on to be around children, that's why she ONLY give piano classes to young children.

>>10377130
I think is a cute attemp, and she's taking concrit so nicely. it's not /that/ bad for a first attempt...
>7 years ago
Oh.

>>10377141
Why is this your best friend if you talk about her like this ?

>>10377225
You can be realistic about the intelligence of your friends, anon. Sometimes they're fucking morons.

>>10375060
new
>>10377247
>>10377247
>>10377247

>>10376392
Nobody wears tank tops over blouses. Do you mean vests and bodices?

>>10377270
NAYRT, but brand camisoles and bustiers over blouses were definitely a thing in the past, although you don't see them much today.

>>10377213
There shit coords and she’s an amino leader
Y’all really want someone that bad at dressing to mentor people about lolita?

>>10377081
>>10377082
I'm tickled to find out the person my friend does Ren Faires and parades with is mildly e-famous. Glad it's not for anything bad, at least.

>>10376835
sorry you got posted

>>10376904
posture or lack there of
stupid hair emphasizes the square jaw, and front face shots make them look like a boy. Bigger hair, and bangs that don't split in the front like that would do wonders.

>>10376561
>>10376562
This should have gone in the bad cosplay thread. It barely looks like a ballet dress and it’s ugly as hell.

>>10376738
Kammie doesn’t wear lolita exclusively and the girl on the left is a nitpick at worst so I’m calling vendetta.

>>10376862
Defending a bad cosplay this hard when you even admit you don’t know shit about either of the things it’s potentially based off of.

>>10377141
Is your friend 13?

>>10377126
MilaNO

>>10376189
That's basically what it is at this point.

>>10377737
Right???

The person who made it: it’s lolita inspired

This retard just wants to fuck her obviously

>>10377732
It’s lolita
Their intention was lolita
They called it lolita
Are you illiterate fucking retards gonna understand that soon? It’s a lolita cosplay

>>10377024
I'm looking at "her" face anon

>>10375677
oh honey this is so innocent, if this is true why would you shame her like that, what an asshole.

>>10376142
smearing Vaseline is not fixing it anon.

Why are there 50 ita threads on page one always? I'm so confused and want it to stop.