/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>OP married a guy who wears gym shorts 6 days a week
Enjoy your dick cheese

holy lantern jsk in lav:

"this looks like something i would see in a hot topic. from far away it just looks like a bunch of messy shit. i don't like the gold stars on the ribbon, it seems out of place. i also think the straps over the shoulders look very walmart. it doesn't look good. I don't know what self respecting woman would wear this. this is like a prostitute in that cool part of seattle i guess."

girly sticker set in pink:

"BRUH... oh my god. alright, this dress has a very specific 2000s girl aesthetic, this is like Lizzie McGuire, the dress. this is like amanda anaconda type shit. this is NOT good. I would expect someone shopping at claire's to wear this. also, whatever that is coming out from underneath it [the lace] is not helping. this would be cute if I was 7 years old and not a man."

>>10608360
he may be an autistic neet, but he does wash himself. autists unite

>>10608365
Why would you be together with a neet? Don’t you love yourself?

strawberry whip mini sleeve op:

"i think it's cute, but in all the colorways, i don't enjoy the top ribbons by the chest. it should be red like the strawberries, and there should be 1 big one instead of 2 smaller ones. it doesn't need the pink lace under the white lace either. other than that it looks nice, and refreshing. I like the art. it's bretty gud."

>>10608366
i'm an autistic neet too lol <3 autists unite

honey cake jsk

"I think it has a classic aesthetic to it. it makes me feel like i'm at a magical diner. i like the lace on the bottom and the lace on the sleeves a lot. i want breakfast now."

sugary carnival jsk

"overall it has a great balance, i like all of the colorways besides the pink one because it's *too* pink. but i think it's very magical. i like the bows on the straps on the top. it's all around a good dress. very balanced."

>>10608361
Based.

Please go and stay go

whipped magic op aka radioactive cupcakes

"um... the weird intersection between cyber goth, and cyanide and happiness club is over there. this dress ain't right. we gotta put it down. sorry i got my guacamole on your dress."

cat tea party

"it looks very... dusty. you feel me? like, idk, the cats are cute, but it looks like the pictures are haphazardly thrown everywhere. the ribbons that are printed on and not actually on the dress are killing me. and i don't like the lace on the top either. the dress is too plain for the design that's on it."

milky pony carnival

"eeeeeuuuurgghhh....... oooooooohhhffff.f........ohhhhh...... i feel like i just had my path impeded by a disney park worker who's trying to sell me pictures but i really want funnel cake. it's the antithesis of stimming. i want to like it but something is making me HATE it. i don't want to hate any of these dresses but they make me. why are the dresses made this way. i like the black colorway op. i hear the my little pony theme song playing and i'm not enjoying it. i don't know."

dropped pic sorry gulls <3

He’s definitely gay

>>10608358
You both are severely autistic and should kys

>>10608358
I feel like this thread would have potential if we all asked our normie significant others to rate random dresses, but these excerpts sound like they're from a 15 year old boy?

>caring about the opinion of an autistic neet scrote whose personal idea of fashion stopped at solely gym shorts
ISHYGDDT

we're done for now haha. thanks for the laugh gulls :')

Lol this is cute, thanks for sharing nonny

>>10608363
>Lizzie McGuire
I can see it
>Angela Anaconda
What? They all wore like 60s-70s children clothes on that freak show

Anon your husband clearly likes penis. I'm sorry for you

>>10608444
i was more imagining a fakeboi "husband" desu.
the phrasing sounds like every ftm who tries too hard to be a normie real dude (despite this one supposedly being autistic neet kek) who only wears gym shorts but apparently cares about shit like balance and colors in lolita dresses and the fashion of lizzie mcguire

>>10608434
You're cute <3

>>10608452
>>10608444
Nah not a fakeboi haha. He's a realboi man man. He's bi though lol. I love sperging about lolita with him because he *does* really care but I go on and on about it and can just see his eyes glaze over sometimes! lol. He genuinely supports me though and loves my hobby and loves lolita fashion. He's said he would wear jfashion too if they ever made cool jfash for 6' foot 260lb dudes :)

>>10608442
He probably doesn't remember the show that well but says, ahem, "I said what I said" my dear anon. Crying laughing emoji and all that. He was probably thinking of this character? I've never seen it lol

>>10608395
these reviews sound like they’re from a 13 year old girl who thinks she’s hilarious and was expecting all the responses to this thread to be “omg this is SO FUNNY PLEASE make your bf do more I AM DYING!!!”
which, if you took this concept to cof or rufflechat, probably would be the response, so please, try there

Based thread

>>10608479
your fat daddy dom bf likely likes the "other" kind of lolita.

>>10608452
There should be a drinking game where you go to a random thread on cgl and wait for someone to bring up trannies

>>10608501
i don't want to die.

>>10608501
/co/ is better for that, or /v/ when games done quick is running

>>10608500
okie dokie scrote <3

>>10608361
>this looks like something i would see in a hot topic
the painful truth

>>10608363
Radioactive cupcake is the Lizzie dress

>>10608379
>sorry i got my guacamole on your dress
I chuckled.

Haters gonna hate anon, I think this is a cute thread and it's nice that your bf spent any time at all actually looking at dresses and commenting on them, partaking in your hobby in some small way.