/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>10609744
slenderman

>>10609744
festivus pole

>>10609744

Any character played by Doug Jones.

Car sale tube guy

>>10609744
try putting on some weight instead

>>10609744
exercise

Spy from TF2

>>10609744
>tall-ish
Cosplay as a kid.

>>10609744
Thin mints

A Hazbin Hotel character.

>>10609744
xenomorph

>>10609744
Okabe Rintaro.

>>10609744
for a minute i thought this was celeste martinez (dem legs/dem hips).

>>10609744
Any kind of Toku or Sentai cosplay would be good. Power Rangers and stuff. The suit actors are all wee japanese blokes. It's what I'm doing for a con in October. Don't fuck around with overpriced crap from Aniki. Make your own cosplay.

>>10609744
Seek help or ngmi
https://youtu.be/Jnhh6UDQ5NQ
https://youtu.be/yZw2ckRpow8
https://youtu.be/dzyispiBH9c

>>10609744

gman

>>10611148
it is photoshopped

>>10611250
damn.

Junkrat, spy or Sniper TF2, Ezreal or jhin league

>>10611244
marfan syndrome?

>>10609744
Who is this girl?

Almost any of the sniper characters from borderlands. Some old school bleach or one piece characters if that floats your boat.

>>10612359
>marfan syndrome
I looked up Marfan syndrome and it's like the perfect build for lolita.

>>10612526
as a lolita with Marfan and EDS, it doesn't work. First I'm too tall, shoes are too small (even custom taobao shops don't carry my size for pre-order), and everyone thinks I have an eating disorder and/or promoting ed because I'm extremely thin.

>>10612526

It looks awful. The hands and fingers being long also make it not well suited for looking cute and all. The best build for lolita is a small framed slim pear shaped woman around 5"3 with small feet and hands to fit all acessories and dresses well.

>>10609744
Postal Dude and Saltzpyre

Do men really like women like this?

>>10614706
what about her

>>10614706
Why do people post this girl if not to start arguments? We all know she looks pretty good irl but also photoshops her pics as well.

>>10612617
Rinrindoll’s body is perfect for lolita imo

>>10612427
@fegalvao_ on instagram.

>>10609744
Why are her feet so ugly. It's like her feet are fat.

>>10614726
Rin rin looks good as well, she is more tall/graceful like when people describe people like a "gazelle", but to me to get that bubbly cute, old AP advert look, people who are shorter like Misako work best (maybe I'm projecting a bit since I'm short and mostly wear sweet and sweet-classic). I think anyone who looks happy and fits their clothes is a good look for lolita (especially sweet) in general. Why wear something so frilly and cute and then look like you hate it? I think that's why people hate Risa as a model so much. Something about even the most ita looking people enjoying themselves is more satisfying than seeing Risa swimming in clothes she doesn't even seem to like.

>>10614706
>small
>curvy
>nice face
>big-ish lips
>wide hips
Sure.

>>10609744
Meanwhile, back on topic.

>>10614791
She most likely is fat and shopped her waist. The legs are giving it away.

>>10618520
Jelly

?

Literally anything where you won't be in a skintight suit?

Luffy from One Piece.

>>10614706
I like girls like you

>>10609744
Spy, Sniper, Scout from TF2
Leorio from HunterXHunter
Satou Gojo from Jujutsu Kaisen
Any Jojo character after part 4, like Gyro or Bucciarati. Kira too, though.
Faust from Guilty Gear
(Sl)Enderman from Minecraft
Kotaro from Zombieland Saga.
Any suit of armor will look cool and imposing but it's hard to do.
Ridley from Metroid
Sirenhead
Buncha SCPs like the shy guy and ..|.....|..|.
Literally any male Genshin playable character. Diluc_gaming, Cheld and CEO of GEO come to mind, but even shorter ones like the manlet Xiao and Albedo work. They're all slim.
Rinnosuke from Touhou

can't find larger version. seems gramho deleted link, though it says on google the image is 1080X1350
but those thighs are fucking thicc. photographer had hundreds (think it was houston fandemic 2018)

>>10623613
>What is a good cosplay for a tall-ish, really skinny man? Most characters that I know of have some muscle at the very least.
>Kira too, though

>>10609744
Will probably need shorts under.

>>10627797

>>10627556
Literally every Jojo character is at least somewhat built, but you can get away with going as someone like Mista, or even Kira, without being tremendously built. A skinny Josuke or Jonathan would just look silly, but Kira would look aight.

>>10609744
CLAMP or Shinichiro Watanabe designed males.

>>10609744
I didn't watch BNHA beyond the first season so I'm probably not qualified to ask this, but is this something that Toga would have actually worn in the show? This just makes me think this cosplayer started out trying to cosplay the version of Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad but gave up halfway because the hair colors were too hard

Riddler

>>10614706
Fuck my life. Shes incredible. Who is this

>>10636281
it's photoshopped

>>10636281
adobe photoshop
they make pretty good products

>>10609744
Hit the gym bro, trust me when I say it will be the best decision of your life.

>>10609744
There is like so many choices. Just pic one from an anime you like

>>10636497
Not that anon but I wrestled for six years, and was only slightly less noodly than when I began. Despite years of intense workouts, plenty of gym exercise during all of that time and carefully managing my diet, nothing came of it for me. I'm lucky in that my build means I don't have to worry about my weight much at all but it comes with an unlucky downside- I can barely put on anything. I reached my peak, around 160 lbs, in my junior year, and my last two years of high school I hit the gym with much more gust than ever before since I assumed I just wasn't putting in enough effort to get buff. However, in actuality, I was putting in more effort than many of the other wrestlers and just couldn't notice it because #1. the few who worked out more were absurdly good and frequently made it to states and #2. I have a thing where I'm always worried I'm not trying hard enough, since I can get pretty lazy at times. And yet, hitting the gym in earnest for those two years... did nothing for me. I gained no muscle mass, despite the protein, possibly because I was worried about going over my weight class. I didn't get a more defined build or feel like I had a healthier body, even though I could wrestle nonstop for literally two hours, or casually do a 5 mile run. [yeah I know these aren't that impressive.] The thing is, my uncle and grandpa are the same way . My grandpa was in the marines, and while he was fit, none of the pictures show him as being particularly muscular, and my uncle has played year-round hockey since before I was born and was in a similar state: tall, skinny and low muscle mass.
I honestly lament this and still wish I was more muscular, even if it means I never have to worry about my weight.

Sir Nighteye, Dracula (Castlevania) or almost any adult male from Pokemon?

>>10609744
Scout is a good option, very easy to pull off and you can get to variate on his cosmetics.

Alucard from Hellsing

Seriously people? Nobody posted ya boy?

Hey /cgl/ my friend is short, has an oval face, big-ish nose, and tired dead eyes. Also he's not fit. Who should he cosplay as
hah hah

>>10642688
How big of a nose are we talking

>>10609744
Do you like fighting games?

>>10614706
a bit short 2bh

>>10614706
Yes, men like women with hips.

>>10614706
man here
I wouldn't say no
>photoshopped
yeah, maybe she is still fuckable unshopped
either way, I will only fap to her anyway, so...

>>10623613
>Ridley from Metroid
Based

>>10611244
omg, so scary

>>10611567
hot

>>10614706
Yes and no.

Women who objectify themselves are great in bed, but make terrible LTR girlfriends. Plus their entitlement gets annoying since they are used to simps giving them free shit all the time, so their emotional maturity is that of a 10 year old.

>t, guy who once dated a 9.5/10 but ultimately left her to eventually a marry a 7/10 because I got tired of her childish outbursts.

>>10609744
Any Elezen character from FFXIV. I'd cosplay the hell out of Haurchefant if I were tall and skinny, sadly I'm dead average and kinda stocky.

>>10651258
Can confirm except for the great in bed part, my 9/10 e-famous cosplayer ex was terrible.

>>10614706
Most men like their women thinner, like this.

>>10650185
true, but not exclussively

>>10654195
No. Men of culture like their cake.

>>10642688
kaiji

>>10609744

>>10651230
cute and hot.

>>10614706
She's perfect.

>>10609744
>What is a good cosplay for a tall-ish, really skinny man?
JoJo characters from part 5 onward.

>>10630056
>A skinny Josuke
The other Josuke is fine though.

>>10639155
>carefully managing my diet
I honestly doubt it
post your
>age
>height
>weight
>rough bf %
and then the macros you ate
>b-b-but I didn't record it exactly
shut the fuck up and don't complain because you aren't willing to eat a massive caloric excess

>>10659722
Currently, or back then? Currently I'm a fuckin wreck, lmao.
>21
>6'0''
>160 [Floated around between 155-165 since high school, not much changed during then]
>16%
I honestly did not record macros of what I ate, at all. And currently I'm far worse in regards to diet- but back then, I ate a lot of chicken, rice, pasta, pork, fish, fruits and veggies. An average day consisted of bacon for breakfast, a lunch of ham or chicken, with a side of lettuce, carrots, berries, an apple, or an orange. Dinner was typically a 2 servings of tilapia, salmon or pork chops [using the deck of cards worth of meat = 1 serving standard] with about two handfuls [I know it's not precise sorry] of either pasta or rice, then with more carrots and berries.
I did not watch and track my diet so much as I tracked the specific weight of my food and its water content- so long as I wasn't putting more food into my body than my weight class would allow, and as long as I could burn off the water weight, it was fine by me.

>>10659730
>I honestly did not record macros of what I ate, at all.
congratulations you discovered why you didn't gain muscle mass you retard
>I did not watch and track my diet so much as I tracked the specific weight of my food and its water content- so long as I wasn't putting more food into my body than my weight class would allow, and as long as I could burn off the water weight, it was fine by me.
you quintuple retard all that matters (for the most part) is CALORIES, AND PROTEIN

anyways heres your macros if you want to actually gain weight (this takes into account heavy lifting 3 times a week)
3741 kcal
160g - 468g protein
(got this from https://www.eatthismuch.com/ )

this is a lot of food, to put it in perspective that would be about
751 g of ribeye steak (roughly 180g protein and 2202 cal)
1 pint ben and jerry's brownie batter core (1000 cal)
3 cups of a typical mashed potatoes (this would put you slightly over at around 600 cal)

THE PROTEIN IS NECCESSARY
THE CALORIES ARE NECESSARY
however you don't have to eat the above (also don't forget broccoli), just something that fits the macros, the above is an incredibly simple example
SHUT THE FUCK UP HUNGRY SKELETON AND EAT IT
you can also get a mass gainer supplement

>>10659733
Fuckin' based, and glad to see you actually realized I was [and am] a retard who just did what his coaches asked instead of seeking solutions on his own or taking initiative to solve the problem, at all.
I will note though, I generally don't have much of an appetite, and I still don't eat that much food. However! If it means gains... perhaps its worth it. Do you recommend going right into those amounts, or building up slowly [like over a month] to that amount regularly?

>>10659733
>>10659730
oh I didn't mention, this would be for a goal weight amount of 180 lbs
at 6' you could reach 220 muscle bound if you really wanted to go ham, further still would be possible
holy FUCK I hate hungry skeletons
t. endomorph fat fuck
also if you think those macros will make you fat, it wont, making muscle requires a massive caloric excess
unless you have significant fat reserves (like >30% bf)

>>10659735
>do you recommend going right into those amounts, or building up slowly [like over a month] to that amount regularly?
depends on if you can stomach it, it may very well be difficult
as mentioned above I have the opposite problem as you (6'2 245 lbs 25-30%)
as such I have never had a problem getting my food down
but I'd recommend very calorically dense foods and high protein foods, like steak
also mass gainer
I've never been able to benefit from mass gainer since I have lots of fat, but here's an example pic related
I'd imagine drinking the cals would be easier than eating it
https://www.amazon.com/Dymatize-Super-Gainer-Gourmet-Vanilla/dp/B0020XQWCA

>>10614706
Yes they do.

>>10659735
don't forget fiber or you'll shit your pants

>>10659738
Oh don't worry, if there's one thing I'm not lacking, it's fiber. I eat far more veggies than I ought to, especially as someone complaining about being too light...

>>10659736
Thanks dude. 180 seems reasonable, and mass gainer would probably work since I used to drink a TON of protein shakes since I was very underweight in middle/early high school and those helped me get to a somewhat decent weight.
Adjusting to calorically dense protein stuff shouldn't be too hard- I love meat, particularly unprocessed meat. I just need to get myself to eat more instead of functioning in ration mode 24/7.

On the inverse what's good cosplay for manlets?

>>10659739
>of protein shakes
fair warning, mass gainer isn't like protein shakes
protein shakes are like chocolate milk with a bit of chalk in consistency
mass gainer is like brownie batter

>>10609744
ITS BEEN A FUCKING YEAR SINCE I LAST VISITED THIS BOARD

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS IMAGE STILL HERE

>>10609744
Any tokusatsu character.

>>10659787
Because someone reposts it often

>>10660727
it's also a pretty hot image.

>>10639740
Scout isn't tall

>>10659787
That brazilian girl has millions of followers. Every man into cosplay has jerked off to her at least 4 times.

>>10609744
faust from guilty gear

>>10661658
but are those hips real?

>>10663916
No she photoshops every single one of her pictures

Do women with amazing proportions exist? Yes, but she isn't one of them.

Faust from Guilty Gear.

>>10654195
Most men like this.

>>10611250
Then she has photoshopped all of her pics to a very consistent quality and result since she was 17 years old. Or she is just a short gal who got lucky with genetics.

>>10614706
That is one of many body shapes I like

Kite from Hunter x Hunter

>>10667661
It’s super easy to shoop what she does and have it look pretty consistent

>>10609744
Abbacchio from JJBA

>>10609744
Spike Spiegel

>>10667661
>she has photoshopped all of her pics to a very consistent quality and result since she was 17 years old
unironically yeah that is exactly what's going on. at this point she probably has preset filters to do it for her at this point.

it's not like there aren't multiple candids of her from cons where she looks positively averagely doughy. its all posing and shoop

>>10614706
why would you even doubt it?

>>10611250
Cope. She literally has videos both on youtube and IG where she looks exactly the same as in her photos. Took some time for someone to make this retarded claim again ever since someone else pointed out the existence of the videos.

>>10667621
Most men who like her also like kids.

>>10614706
i have these kinds of hips

>>10671901
You can photoshop videos

>>10654195
no ass no thanks

>>10614706
>Do men really like women like this?
I mean, all men have physical preferences and while I could get into mine it's kind of irrelevant isn't it? The thing men want most is a woman who is caring and pleasant to be around, who like to get done all the things that need to get done and is willing to commit for a actual lifetime (it's hard and takes work from both people, lots of people SAY they want it but the DOING it part, especially where it gets hard is where they quit). So sure there are things I like but tall and thin, short and chubby, light hair, dark hard, pink nipples, brown nipples, wide hips, narrow hips, "fridgebody", "manshoulders" all this other stuff I see seagulls get hung up really doesn't matter to the kind of man (as opposed to boy) who wants to make a family with you. So there is, 100%, something really cute and adorable about you as long as you have a good nature. Maybe it's your frizzy hair that never behaves, maybe it's that little curve to your tum, maybe your eyes are a neat colour. I dunno, I've never met you but there IS something.

Men only REALLY want that one thing it's absolutely tragic (given how rare it is these days). Be THAT thing and you're set.

>>10611567
imagine

>>10676433
Imagine what, anon?

>>10676598
all the people

>>10676433
good lord yes.

>>10675388
Holy shit is that a genuinely good person on this board?

>>10675388
>The thing men want most is a woman who is caring and pleasant to be around, who like to get done all the things that need to get done and is willing to commit for a actual lifetime

>tfw all you want is a kind hearted and supportive wife to welcome you back home and share the same bed as you but that is seen as ‘too much’ and asking for a ‘mommy gf’ by today’s societal standards.

>>10678498
No actually the thing is most men are trash and a solid 50% of women are nuts. Especially in the nerd scene. Most guys I’ve interacted with are man baby’s with no ambition besides watching hentai and finding push at the con. A lot of the girls I know just want to be simped and aren’t at all interested in a relationship with any of these guys.

>>10678556
>most men are trash
>women don’t even care about relationships they just want a simp

You’re throwing me a curve ball here anon.

>>10678498
Don't worry, women like that exist. It's actually very easy to avoid women who use men just to be "simped" because they are ALWAYS very obvious with what they want and tend to not hide their true intentions. They usually hate other women and have no female friends, big presence on social media with a predominately male fan base and probably have some kind of mental issue they refuse to address. The men that fall for that kind of stuff have no experience talking to women (i.e nerds, no offence) or ignore warnings from women who understand the psychology of these kinds of women and just call them seething jealous roasties and continue to be miserable.

>>10678556
yeah you sound stable and fun to be around let's have kids bb

>>10678590
>women with huge social media presence and multiple male friends but shit talk their female friends.

Man, you just described every ex girlfriend I’ve had aside from one.

>>10675388
It's true, looks are nice but it's really about who you are. My exs were hot and I was sexually attracted them at first, but they became more unpleasant to be around and I just lost all drive to want to have sex or be around them. No matter how beautiful you are, it can't hide an ugly personality.

A lot of men really just want a partner who will accept them for who they are and can connect with them without judgement.

Dating really is emotionally difficult and taxing.

>>10679824
>without judgement
Bruh were you caught dating 14 year olds by your exes?

>>10679831
No. It's really just judgement for not living up to expectations, as well as the way I talk.

>>10679833
living up to expectations?
What are you a teenager or something?
We all have standards, expectations and requirements as adults. You need therapy if this is a hard concept for you.

>>10679833
you are probably annoying as fuck then because i know busted women who sound like dying cats who are married

>>10614706
Only Incels hate that.

>>10618435
More of this plz.

Faust from Guilty Gear. Shouldnt be too expensive either. All you need is scrubs, a paper bag, some fake stethoscope, and a giant scalpel, which shouldnt be hard to make from cardbaord and pvc pipe.

>>10609744
Felix Argyle

>>10685891
based anon.

>>10626914
>>10627720
thicc thighs

>>10614706
No, men like curves. She's skinny.

>>10676433
>>10651230
>>10611567
Literally looks thirteen years old

>>10691183
Damn 13 year olds look like that?

>>10691354
The photoshopped ones on instagram.

>>10691183
she's actually 30. mid twenty's when harley photo was taken.

>>10679824
Sexual attraction is everything, and it needs to last

>>10692444
Proof

>>10614706
My gf is built like this except with a larger chest. Shit is wonderful

>>10667621
Based

>>10614706
It doesn't really matter, it only matters that she's used for arguments on the internet.

>>10609744
Bitch is shaped like an oversized midget

>>10695898
A fuckable midget.

>>10698010
Pedophile

>>10698251
Even literal midgets can be adults anon. They don't just die when they hit 18

>>10659735
You're gonna make it, anon. <3

>>10654195
nah I can confirm that my friends and I all like it a lot more when a woman is thick, not fat, but has a bit more ass and hips and tits to grab

>>10699301
Lol you like fatties

>>10609744
tall-ish?
what like 5.9?

im not that anon but im also a skinny tall motherfucker who wants to cosplay idk who id look good as though, any input?

I’m a 5’1”F but I want to cosplay one of my favorite armors from Monster Hunter World, but I feel like I’d be too short. I’d love to do the standard leather armor but I just don’t think I’m tall enough to make it look good…

>>10699320
Palico.

>>10699335
I’m not that cute anon. I’m just not that cute

>>10699344
Listen, nobody's that cute, but I'm sure you're cute enough to at least try!

>>10699348
This anon is right. My personal recommendation is Grammeowster Chef. Nothing is cuter.

>>10609744
If you're really skinny I suggest doing any character that wears full armor. Iron Man, a Gundam or a 40K Space Marine. Whatever you want. If you're REALLY skinny you could even pull off an Evangelion unit.

>>10699320
Short women in armor are super cute. Especially with Monster Hunter armor. Go for it anon!

>>10699359
Well I’m not that buff, otherwise I’d go for it. I’ve been brainstorming how to do the scoutflies cage, guess I’ll get to work on the standard leather armor! Thanks for the encouragement!

>>10699312
Guess you have a chance then

>>10699320
This reeks of fishing for compliments. You are in a community that's always going to go on about how uwu smol and kawaii you are. It's armor not a maxi dress.

>>10699497
Grammeowster is the granny chef cat btw, but I’m happy you’re living the dream and making your armor!

>>10699531
I’ve actually been considering Anjanath armor, the leather armor has a lot of parts I didn’t consider. Anja armor does too but they seem more doable I guess? A friend of mine is going to help me make it! I’m so excited

>>10699529
Compliments never hurt anyone, especially ones so encouraging. Don’t fault me for needing a little buttering up, anon. I’m really insecure about the way I look

>>10699717
that's because only pedos will ever be into you.

>>10699717
Ur literally on 4chan, this is not the place

>>10699726
It’s ok anon. You’re wrong <3 But that’s ok

>>10699717
>please stoke my ego and don't fault me uwu

>>10611148
>>10667661
>>10671901
>>10612427
>>10618622
>>10661169
>>10698010
>>10695898
>thinking that an instathot doesn't photoshop her pictures in current year
Kek. Here's your waifu, retards. Look at the tile warp in the left picture.

>>10699320
I dont see why height would make a difference there. If you hang yourself then youll be higher up

>>10610265
NTA, but putting on weight can be pretty difficult for lanklets. I was basically incapable of doing so until I was 21 and that took some time. Now I'm skinnyfat.

>>10612526
If I had Marfan syndrome I'd do this.

>>10639155
>wrestler
H U N K
U
N
K

Especially if you know how to suplex.

>>10699320

How bout you dress up as Toadette, you footstool.

>>10700672
Genius

Man. I wish I know how to properly crossdressing.

>>10700660
That is a lie and you know it. At 6'5" I can easily put on 2-3kg a month in bulking periods, and that's if i want to minimize the amount of fat. Yeah, you're gonna have to eat a lot, and probably also force a lot of food down, but it's far from impossible if you just eat enough.

>>10701557
No you can't, sorry.

>tfw 160cm manlet

>>10609744
Ichabod Crane

>>10675140
her skirt is covering it retard

>>10699320
Stop bitching and just do it. No one here gives a shit and are making fun of you instead because you're fishing for compliments.

>>10700182
>at this bad angle this woman as a teenager doesn't look as nearly good as she does as an adult doing a more flattering pose
the tiles don't warp but you still deserve a nobel prize for your brilliant scientific deduction
like I don't necessarily rule out surgery, but still, you proved you can put two pictures together in photoshop. a round of applause.

>>10699319
1) if you wanna cosplay a lot, cut that hair short. Wigs and helmets are gonna be SOOO much better without it.
2) as a formerly skinny, and still tall cosplayer myself, I suggest finding an art style that lends to it. Bleach, Clamp, and Trinity blood all tend to have overly lanky, thin characters
3) realize you have a fairly stereotypical caucasian face, so you won't look like most anime guys

For you, I'd suggest cayote starrk from bleach, netflix' castlevania alucard, or hellsing's version for that matter.
there's also brooke from one piece, since he's a skeleton
or weakened all-might

>>10611244
He ought to play an instrument.

>>10654195
Most men don't care that much as long as she's not near obesity/is relatively healthy and has a sweet disposition and a half decent face (although for most American men the face is debatable)

>>10659054
Josuk8 ended up being shown as ripped later on in the manga.

>>10675388
This reads like one of those /pol/ trad-wife posters. I get where you're coming from, though.

>>10609744
Ghirahim

>>10685370
>>10654859
Honestly, these are good suggestions.

>>10609744
Anything by CLAMP
Also helluvaboss or Harbin hotel

>>10708909
>Harbin hotel
Hasbin Hotel.

>>10650185
Love that Mewtwo bodytype.

>>10699319
Anything to do with kidnapping you fit the bill

>>10609744
An elezen.

>>10700670
I have suplexed, but never did it often because of my lack of strength (as I said, I'm weak and noodly due to a wonky diet). I'm the furthest thing from a hunk!

>>10609744
>>10650185
Wide hips are godly.

>>10704976
>1) if you wanna cosplay a lot, cut that hair short.
never cut your beautiful flow anon. only balding jelly fags would tell you otherwise

>>10609744
her insta pretty please

>>10718883
@fegalvao

>>10609744
sun or moon from security breach

these robot cop niggas from THX 1138 are tall and lanky but this is kind of an autistic thing to cosplay as. if ur only 6 foot you probably cant pull it off, youd need to be like 6 3 or above.

>>10714793
FF14 is gay.

>>10614706
women will never know the unique hell horny men face. All sexually active men basically manage a heroin addiction for a sex drive, and shit like this is a quick morphine shot

>>10609744
literally any bishonen or any character in a suit/uniform like Gojo Satoru

>>10614706
Only heterosexual men

>>10614706
yes, men like beautiful women and looking at beautiful women and caressing beautiful women and getting punched by beautiful women and getting pissed on by beautiful women

>>10725840
and men will never know what it's like to be seen as nothing but a hole instead of a human being. being manipulated or pressured into sex/pump n' dumped fucks up a woman's psyche more than you could ever imagine

Legoshi from beastars is canonically 6'2"

>>10725841
Gojo is like 6'6" canonically

>>10626914
WHO IS SHE

>>10700665
I've got Marfan, who this

>>10609744
Indiana jones

>>10701709
>>10701557
>>10700660
>>10610265
You have to eat crappy foods and forcefeed yourself. Also drinks go a long way. People who are naturally skinny simply lack the appetite to get fat and it's not something that can be changed significantly by eating more. You will never adjust. You have to have discipline and pay attention.

>>10675388
Man married for 20 years here.

Can confirm.

>>10729630
I'm a woman in a long term relationship and agree. I have always been insecure about my appearance but my personality, caring nature, and sense of humor (I'm extremely funny, not trying to brag, I'm just saying what I've been told), as well as my enjoyment of cooking and baking has made my boyfriend really love spending time with me, on top of our common interests. He doesn't see my love handles or bitten fingernails, or my small mole and think "eew gross" he just sees me as all of me at once and loves who I am rather than an idea of a perfect woman in appearance. We play nerdy tabletop games together weekly, watch each other play videogames, share memes during the workday, and just love being with each other for the total package of who we are, not because one or the other meets a strict standard of appearance.

>>10729640
Really heartwarming, anon.
Woman in a 10-year-old-relationship and it's the same. Throughout my whole teenager phase I was always worried that I would never find someone, as I'm not the "hot" type of woman from here where I live. But that's all disposable when we find someone we click with.
My boyfriend was the same. I know he is really insecure with his slim appearance until nowadays, but he is the kindest and warmest person I've ever known. There are so many small details about him that I adore, from the shape of his eyes to the way his mouth curves when smiling, it simply makes no sense to me that someone would not love him for the way he is. But yet, I know that he is not even close to the "super hero Chad body type" that is usually idolised, and that makes him insecure sometimes. It's the same for us women, how wouldn't that be?

>>10700182
What she needs to do is shop those feet holy shit..

>>10675388
>who wants to make a family with you
so if i don't want to have kids, am i automatically worthless or

>>10729746
nah im >>10729640
and my partner and i just want 2 doggos no kids

>>10611250
>>10671901

You know you can edit videos now right?

>>10729758
Cope.

>>10729686
The feet are okay.

>>10609744
Surprised nobody has mentioned Naoto Hachioji of Please don’t bully me Nagatoro

Bonus; if you play your cards right you’ll get a latina nagatoro girlfriend

>>10733365
that's not a bad idea desu

t. lanklet

>>10733365
>>10733409
wakana gojou from dress up darling should be popular now

> and might snag you a cute gf

>>10609744
Most Trigun main characters.

>>10609744
Dazai

Yo Who os she

>>10654195
Can confirm. Overweight women have attempted to normalize their fat, but that's just because they're lazy. Slim women are preferred by men.

>>10609744
Vash the Stampede. Although you'll get quizzical looks because everyone is too young to have seen Trigun now D:

>>10609744
>>10733957
Here's my Wolfwood ;)

>>10675140
Her ass is good.

>>10729045
found another one.

>>10740629
damn, nice.

>>10737700
Not bad.

>>10733365
this plus
>>10610265
for eventual CHADpai

>>10614706
awoooo awooga awooga

>>10636281
fegalvao

Brazilian cosplayer, she's pretty hot irl, but she also photoshops so that insecure ugly women don't feel threatened that she's so hot. Quite cool of her, desu

>>10734117
Dazai is too edgy.

>>10609744

>>10609744
Zero or Fifteen from Katana Zero could work maybe?

L from death note

>>10609744
Nagito Komaeda

>>10701557
>easily put on 2-3kg a month in bulking periods, and that's if i want to minimize the amount of fat
Yeah sorry anon but all you're putting on there is fat. You'd be lucky to put 3kg of pure muscle during your 6 month period of noob gains as a complete beginner.

>>10728323
>canonically
Literally says he's 6'3 in the manga

Soulking Brook

>>10728141
>being manipulated or pressured into sex/pump n' dumped fucks up a woman's psyche more than you could ever imagine
can I find a girlfriend who HASN'T had her psyche destroyed by this?

>>10753063
i mean yeah, it's not ALL women. some women are definitely too ugly or fat for men to have bothered trying. but most attractive women will have gone through it before

>>10753086
that's so incredibly sad
It breaks my heart to see women on guard because their first love who they gave their trust to so dearly treated them like a toy.
I want to feel that earnest love together with her, but it seems impossible.

>>10611567
Is she a butterface? I'd still make out with her she has a bubbly smile, also *sniff*

>>10753063
It's said in the bible that you shouldn't divorce your wife for any other reason than fornication (having had sex before marriage)

>>10753263
>the bible

>>10753183
i was gonna say "date virgins i guess" but then i remembered i've known traumatized virgins who never had piv sex but had been pressured into oral by fuckboys. it is indeed sad that men do this shit

>>10699319
you just look like a gay guy

>>10609744
>>10610265
>>10729543
Begome an alcoholic
Otherwise they sell bulking products, or even just protein powder. Would recommend trying to get /fit/ for gains instead of just becoming unhealthy and fat tho fr fr

>>10728141
>fucks up a woman's psyche
Society!
But really everyone's psyche gets fucked up, that's just what life is. Life is traumatic. When you need to travel to get anywhere, be it on foot or over a mountain, your only choice is to boot up, bitch

>>10699319
Get a haircut hippy, otherwise you've got a good headstart on cosplaying ellen page lel

>>10753452
not really? you know the majority of people are mentally healthy, right? men in particular are unlikely to ever experience sexual trauma

>>10609744
Go as V from Devil May Cry. Replicating the tattoos are gonna be a pain in the ass tho.

>>10614706
Yes. We do.

>>10654195
Goddamn, negro. Who is she?

>>10699319
You can get a white tail militia jacket from the internet and go as random Far Cry 5 sidekick #89.

>>10729640
based and wholesome

>>10753443
I want to blame the women who fall for this, but when I see girls with their first boyfriend they are always so innocent in their, even if they are adults.
It feels hard to blame these girls for anything, but I resent that they didn't listen to their fathers or really anyone other than their boyfriend, telling her not to let him pressure her

>>10753682
>listen to their fathers
absent fathers/deadbeat dads/abusive dads. I stayed in my first relationship with my extremely abusive boyfriend years longer than I should have because he was abusive in the same ways my father was. I thought that was just how it was for the longest time.
It's hard to tell anyone about the problem when the problem's been there your entire life, you don't realize how bad it is until many years after the fact.

>>10753684
I am very sorry that happened to you
but not all girls had abusive fathers
but it seems like all girls had abusive first boyfriends

>>10753693
>but it seems like all girls had abusive first boyfriends
I keep noticing that more and more. Girls with the first boyfriend have that naive look to their eyes wherever they go, even when adult, they act like teenagers dating for the first time. But then comes along some fucking cunt and ruins their notion of romance and relationships, leaving them jaded and bitter.

>>10753693
>>10754005
Over 50% of marriages end in divorce. Millions of children growing up not knowing what functional healthy relationships are on both sides. Not knowing warning signs or what to look out for in an abusive relationship, and abuse always escalates - so that when they eventually get to hitting, or worse, you're so desensitized to it. Or you do realize, but you feel trapped.

>>10651284
>Can confirm except for the great in bed part, my 9/10 e-famous cosplayer ex was terrible.

This. The hotter the girl, the worse in bed as a rule, as men coom just being around and are too nervous to get kinky with her. This has a falloff point when a woman i so uggo that she doesn't get any action, therefore has no practice.

>>10609744 you should cosplay as the lazy town guy he is sooooo funny bro fr

>>10609744
sebastian black butler

>>10754937
Don't do this.

>>10609762
Wacky wavy inflatable arm flailing tube man.
If someone did this I bet they would get a ton of pictures just for the novelty.

>>10609744
Faust from Guilty Gear
man is an absolute skeleton in his latest appearance

welp this thread has officially stayed up for a full year. i'm impressed

>>10700660
>>10701709
You're an idiot that doesn't know how to even eat the right foods.

>>10667621
>bri*ish
Foul

>>10754937
Do this.

>>10639155
>>10659722
>>10659733
sounds like you trained for endurance and not bodybuilder, that's completely normal for competitive contact sports, especially mma and anything around it. there's a reason why professional fighters and sportsballers aren't uber-jacked unless your in the highest weight divisions. anon is literally just giving you beefing advice without realizing you trained within your weight division and tried to stay there, which is again completely normal; you didn't necessarily do anything majorly wrong, you just weren't training to get beefed

>>10609744
who’s this thicc female

>>10733365
These are hard, since they are designed to be very plain. Might as well just be a guy in a shirt and glasses.
It's kind of like people cosplaying L

>>10761964
Read the fucking thread.

>>10728141
>and men will never know what it's like to be seen as nothing but a hole instead of a human being. being manipulated or pressured into sex/pump n' dumped fucks up a woman's psyche more than you could ever imagine
Yeah, it's almost like every major religion and institution once told women not to do this and it was considered "problematic." Their body (mind), their choice!

>>10639155
>six years, and was only slightly less noodly than when I began
lmao, do you even lift? eat more and lift actual weights retard

>>10737700
This has SerpentZA vibes

>>10609744
That bounty hunter robot from Star Wars

>>10685370
Seconding this brcause if you have the proportions to do it it looks fucking sick

>>10609744
PUNPUN

>>10609744
Her photos are edited, just so you know. That waistline and elbows are so smudged lol.

>>10609744
Homura akemi, no joke
Because of my natural silky black hair people say I look like keanu and I can pick up a few chicks at cons

>>10770327
How do you see

>>10609744
>the super tight seifuku
very cringe, uniform immersion ruined

>>10740629
same girl

>>10725840
Damn, that's a good description.

>>10609744
I'm in love. Look at that waist, oh my gosh. The texture, the thickness of it... oh my god, it even has a watermark. AHH AND THOSE LIL CHUBBY FEET

>>10614706
Literal 10/10 in these pictures but I would need to see candid IRLs to make a more accurate assessment for you m'lady

>>10761652
The men who post on this board are some of the sanest and most well rounded individuals on 4chan, yet look where we are. It's uncanny.

>>10659733
easier way to do this is by the amount of weight you're gaining each week, even if you only eyeball it. putting on extra fat = cut back slightly. putting on zero fat and lifts taking longer to level up = eat more til you start getting fat. fine tune it by cutting the difference by half each time. too much = cut it in half. not enough = halfway back up. from there you have a ballpark concept of what your diet should consist of, how full it should make you, what it feels like to switch between bulking and cutting while maintaining self control and staying generally organized and so on. estimate calories on a napkin until you have them committed to memory if you'd like, although the simple method makes this somewhat redundant if you are extraordinarily lazy. might sound weird but this is the easiest plan for most lazy tards or comfy gym enjoyers such as myself

>>10778669
That waist is 100% photoshop.

>>10778694
you sure? I'm salivating

>>10778694

>>10734262
Bro I like em chubby or even BBW.

>>10611177
what if I can't sew

>>10609744
You can take your pick of an elezen, Garlean or an ancient from FFXIV.

>>10627720
Didn’t know her last name was Martinez, I’ll have to add her on Facebook. Pretty sure I fucked her back in 2017, maybe 2018.
Either way, pining over someone for 10 years is BETA behavior, you should have made a move well within the first year. I made a move and had her within the day.

>>10778853

>>10778853
lmao, ok bro

>>10778704
what is this autism suppose to tell us

>>10778981
I have a faint clue, apparently digitally altered images have a lot of very faint artifacting in the areas altered, and thus photoshopping can detected.

>>10779486
This is true but newer editing techniques take it into account.

>>10609744
The Onceler or the Grinch