/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

Probably not what you are looking for, but...

I'm an electrician working at a convention center/hotel complex in San Francisco. I get a call at about 7:00 that a whole set of outlets are out at a COSPlay convention in the big hall. I head down there and look around. Aparently someone plugged a few to many appliances into one outlet and blew the string.

I go to the main box, reset the string and go back and make sure everything is OK. The booth that did caused the problem is filled with good looking women in the get-ups (sorry, not a COSplayer so I don't know who is who).

I get chatted up by one chick who is getting ready to go back to her room and she asks if I want to come up with her. She's a little overweight and has a low cut top on and her breasts are just flowing out of the top.

I say sure and we head upstairs, chatting all the way. We get to her room and she immediately breaks open the minibar and tells me to take what I want.

Two scotches later we're on the bed making out. This girl was probably the most passionate woman I have ever been in bed with. She's on top, she's on the bottom, she's upside down.

I'm telling her I have to get back to work but she's just not stopping. I ask her to take a break, I call one of my guys and tell him to cover for me for the rest of the night, and then go back to my COSPlay girl.

I swear to God she didn't stop for 4 hours. I was exhausted but she was great.

I'm hoping she comes back to the convention again.

>>6395454
yeah not exactly.

One time I was at a con and this creepy guy stared at me for like 10 seconds. I went home and posted on tumblr about almost being raped.

One time I went to a con and I saw this 50 year old dude flirting with a teenage girl (she looked 16, maybe 18 tops). I walked passed the dude, nudged him, made eye contact while pointing my finger like a gun at him, smiled and winked. He smiled and winked back.

does anyone have the huggy sora caps?

>>6395834
Seconding this. All I've got is the edited pictures with 'help pls' and 'stop laughing'.

1/2

>>6395906
2/2

does anyone else remember the time this chick when on /CGL/ whiteknighting herself?

>>6395909
annnd forgot photo

>>6395909
Fuuuuu I remember seeing the aftermath thread about it and I was so mad that I missed her posting

>>6395930
How did Kate sleep around so much anyway? freaking witchcraft. Do you want me to post the caps of when she was on /cgl/? I think I have them somewhere. if I see her at a convention I'd ask for her picture and say something like: "wow! I can't believe I got to meet the ugly dumb bitch that /cgl/ was talking about!" and walk away. oh my god Imagine her face. I can't stand people like that. I knew a girl who went through something very similar and it just is horrifying what happened

>>6395941
post it, please!

>>6395968
1/1

>>6396013
2/10

>>6396013
>>6396021

POST FASTER I BEG YOU

>>6396021
3/10

>>6396056
4/10

>>6396060
6/10

>>6396059
5/10

>>6396062
7/10

the backstory to this was that the anon she was bad mouthing DID get raped and had a miscarriage- and as soon as Kate heard about it she sent her messages telling anon that she was a lying bitch and that she was glad these terrible things happened if they did- something across those lines.

>>6396068
8/10

>>6396056
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>>6396059

I want to bro fist every girl in that thread.

comedy. fucking. gold.

>>6396077
9/10

The thread was up for a good day or so

>>6396089
10/10

>>6396092

Eh, not impressed with it. Could have been tons better.

This thread is delicious. Moar.

>>6396013
>>6396021
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>>6396092
Jesus christ

Lemmie dump the ones I have saved

The original Bloody Miku

and that's it

>>6396170

I read them all, holy shit, that last one.

Nia, Micnax, thanks for the posts.

I've got the Trap-chan story, I'll go ahead and dump it.

the quality varies so I apologize, they've been chilling in a folder for ages, no idea where I got the screenshots.

>>6396834
2/7

>>6396838
3/7

>>6396841
4/7

>>6396843
5/7

>>6396848
6/7

>>6396855
7/7

>>6396160

All ready told.

>>6396834

>>6396899
God damn it. How the fuck did I miss that.
My bad. I'll go ahead and delete to make more room

REVIVE

>>6397704
That girl looks almost as bad as Denmark.

>> any stories like the one where the fat chic breaks in and rapes the dude

...You just want something to fap to, don't you?

Bloody Miku
1/5

>>6397951
2/5

Weeb horror story threads were the whole reason I started lurking /cgl/ a year or two ago.
Sucks that there aren't near as many anymore.

>>6397953
Of course I forget the picture.

>>6397958
4/5

>>6397956
3/5

>>6397959
5/5

>>6395817
I'll re-dump this for you in higher resolution so it's easier to read.
1/11

>>6397969
2/11

>>6397970
3/11

>>6397972
4/11

>>6397976
5/11

>>6397985
6/11

>>6397986
7/11

>>6397987
8/11

>>6397990
10/11

>>6397989
9/11

>>6397991
11/11

>>6396164
Oh god I think I went to college with this girl.

>>6397878
a story about being stalked by a fat weeaboo, having my house broken into, being handcuffed to my bed and being raped by something that can barely be classifed a woman is not something i think about when fapping.

>>6398065
Disregard this, I mistyped.
What I MEANT to say was: yes. Yes, I do want to fap.

Got some saved to dump. Apologies if duplicates - cba to check.

last one from me.

>>6398205
this shit makes me rage furiously everytime i read it

>>6398207
Oh my fucking god, I feel so sorry for him. That's absolutely awful. A lot of these stories that get seriously bad make me feel sick to read them.

>>6398239
That one's widely believed to be fiction.

>>6398244
Oh, really? Sorry, I'm a total newfag with con stories. Which ones are believed to be fake so I won't be fooled in the future?

>>6398246
Honestly, that's the only one people have ever dissected because it had such emotional impact.

>>6398256
Alright, thanks for telling me. I can see how it would be taken apart for it being a graphic depiction of rape. The part that really made my eyebrows raise was 'there wasn't enough evidence'.

The pregnancy story was seriously rage-inducing, same with the wheelchair story.

I'm curious as to what these people look like. They have to be really ugly, and/or DYEL.

>>6398380
As another /fit/izen, I always thought they were exaggerating in these stories. They probably are in most cases, but when I went to my first con, oh God I was disproved.
The first day I saw a girl in a rave / cyberpunk costume - leg warmers, short skirt, neon colored hair with goggles, a respirator and so on.
EACH of her thighs were as wide as my waist is around - and I'm 6', 180 lbs.
Not to mention how big she herself was. I never even knew someone's legs could get that big.

>>6397870
who is denmark? I think I remember but... can you put up a picture?

>>6398205
Jesus Christ, how horrifying! 10/10 story, legitimately angry

>>6398205
Please tell me that girl was just retarded and most Congoers would not go pregnant.

>>6403720
if you read the post you'd see that she was practically forced to go and didn't actually want to.

>>6403746
It wasn't in green.