/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

you must first suck my dick in order to pass the gates and try your mating dance with the females

Learn to hone the "tsundere" woman.
And be one fine ass kawaii bitch.

- Come from either /a/, /jp/, /ck/, /an/ or /c/
- Be attractive
- Don't be a /fit/ faggot
- Follow this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zikt_DeCEyM

Become a fish.

>>6437917
whatcha reading?

>>6437923
50 Shades of Grey

Come to Wisconsin and let me dominate you.

>>6437924
what a shitty book, no wonder why I can't relate to you she-devils

depends. do you like tall girls?

>>6437938
Too bad

Buy them burando.

Seagulls are never worth it.
The real question is: What must a man do to win the heart of a lolita?

>>6437953
read>>6437952

>>6437920
/thread

>>6437917
>- Come from either /a/, /jp/, /ck/, /an/ or /c/
Lolsure, nice try man virgin. Nice try.

Only /fit/ & /sp/ are acceptable target boarsd see >>6429097

>>6437986
Durr does /cgl/ like /mu/tants

>>6437986
But /m/ is hot af

>>6437989
No, because Dizzy is a cunt who posted /cgl/'s nudes all over 4chan and brought more faggots here.

Idk, be tall and have a dick I guess, I'll take anything at this point

>>6437991
sup roko

>>6437986
those fags aren't truNEETS.
come on ladies you know you want me

What do you have to offer us? We're very choosy you know.

>>6437998
jebus is neet iirc, but he's also found a gf since he's Mexican, and Mexicans can't be virgins past 20, like loser white males are

women dig exotic dig

>>6437995
Then lady, I am the man you've been not-holding out for.

>>6438000
The trips have spoken.

>>6438012
are you at least 14 inches?

Wouldn't you rather have a /v/ or /tg/ girl?

>>6438021
/tg/
/v/ would be gurrl gamur

>>6438019
I thought we were comprising here.

Seven.
And a half.

>>6438021
Gotta be /diy/.

>>6438021
Do...do /tv/ girls exist?

>>6438001
hes dating a 3dpd whore
not a truNEET

>>6437986
From what I've seen on /a/ they would never date someone from /cgl/

From time to time they even show some appreciation for 3D women but everytime /cgl/ is mentioned it's always in a very negative light.

Hmm /co/ always seemed like a fun guy. I would finally have someone to watch cartoons with, and most /co/mrades also like anime, without being as pretentious as /a/nons.

>>6438030
Used to but got tired of the bella thorne and feet threads. and GoT.

>>6437909
Do a barrel roll!

>>6438161

To win a
>cosplayer
Be into anime, comics, cartoons, or video games
Be cool or shy
Promote or support them in their hobby

>lolita
Be into lolita
Don't be an ass
Dress nice

>>6438182
>shy
lol

>>6438194
you have to be an attractive shy person
but instead of cool or shy
it should just be
attractive

You've been misinformed. We don't have hearts.

>>6438426
I'll fill that void with my dick

you a qt3.14?

>>6437941
I actually don't care that much to say the truth.

Act like a country gentleman (think debutant ball type) or a an aristocrat from one of the favored European eras and you will have all of my fetish.

Being a laid-back storyteller or outdoorsy guy works day-to-day.

>>6437909
be asshole and have loads of money also try making your muscle a little big

>>6437986
>not /k/ or /an/

sadfrog.jpg

>>6437917

>Come from either /a/, /jp/, /ck/, /an/ or /c/
No, no, no, yes, no

>Be attractive
Describe attractive, I have decent facial structure so I have that I guess.

>Don't be a /fit/ faggot
Ho else will I lose the weight I need to cosplay well and feel better about myself

Be me.

don't be a try hard or a creeper

>>6438617
sorry, but please read
>>6438632

>>6438638
It says or, not and, so what if I'm a try hard AND a creeper?

>>6437953
Lolitas creep me out so much.

Maybe I was raped by a lolita in a past life. That would explain it.

>>6438654
maybe they remind you of those creepy dolls

>>6438027
That is /cgl/s compromise/

>>6438656
I used to love creepy dolls as a little boy. I had this one that I would push down a massive hill in his mini pram. Shit was so cash.

He must appeal to her personal tastes.

God, imagine the thought!

>>6438664
Nah all you have to do is be asian

>>6438667
but I prefer Scandinavians

Step your game up, nigga.

Accept me for who I am, make me feel special, and go on lots of adventures! I like surprises~!

Why am I posting in this thread? You trolls tryin' to break my heart?

>>6438684

Me no, seriously I'm tired of meeting girls IRL through friends who end up either disliking that I like what I like (Tabletop games, Ball jointed dolls, Cosplay) or just want me as some status symbol, as one of my friends that I meet these girls though gives me a lot of hype that... just isn't true.

buy me video games

btw im a boy

Be willing to rape me on a train

>>6438694
which train do you ride bb

>>6438700
All of them
I'm a slut
duh

>>6438696
It is difficult to find someone. I just keep on hoping I will just be out one day and stumble into someone and have an awkward moment with a hint of a spark! Someday.... maybe someday.

Like in one of my animus.

>>6437909
H-how much of rk9's theories are true?

>>6438707
It happens. You just have to be aware.

>>6438707
TBH I found my love life seems more like Pride and Prejudice where I haven't hit it off right away with my bf (twice)
But then we learn each other better and it's like, oh hey you're actually pretty cool

>>6438710
I am the opposite of aware. Feels bad :(

I just want someone to watch some annie mays with

Have money or be handsome (=which means just Asians for the 'classy' seagulls, who don't go by the looks). That's all it takes.

How do you ladies feel about beta males with crippling insecurities?

>>6437909
>tfw no gf
>tfw when long since gave up trying to find out what my problem is

>>6438872
Male virgins are filth that should have been killed as soon as they were born.

>>6438872
I don't want a boyfriend bringing more problems to my life.

>>6438914

You want him to solve your problems.

lift more faggot

>>6438673
Sup ;-)

>>6438935
Make up your fucking mind -- either you like twat or cock, this bouncing back and forth shit is annoying.

>>6438954
That would leave an entire half of the British population out of her domineering grasp if she were to pick one. You can't do that to the poor girl.

>>6438963
She was confirmed for being a sub who enjoys alpha cock though.

>>6438964
Well fuck, I dont know whats real anymore.

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Fucking hell, people.

>>6438872

Obviously turned off. Crippling insecurities are a bad thing and you shouldn't be looking for the one girl who is OK with that. You should be trying to fix your shit.

>MUH PROBLEMS =/= MUH PERSONALITY

Seriously, deal with your own shit first before you go looking for a relationship. You wouldn't want to date a crazy girl would you-

>wants advice on bagging seagulls

Nevermind.

>>6438994

My thoughts exactly. I thought /cgl/ hated these troll threads. Great job in being attention whores!

>>6439021
/cgl/ hates these threads about as much as /v/ loves vidya gaems. Now I'm not sure if youve been too busy on tumblr or reading hamstek to understand that joke but the point is ps3 has no games.

we love huge faggots (like OP). So keep up the great work, you're sure to catch a seagull this way.

Through their stomachs. Start with bread crumbs and then move up to corn dogs and whole pretzels. They'll flock to you.

>>6439022
>ps3 has no games

>>6438954
You're telling ME. I've given up on trying to make any sense of any of it anymore, I'm just going with the flow.

>>6438964
Try me, faggot.

>>6439065
don't whip me now

>>6439070
Later? Sure thing.

Become a tripfag and start posting a lot. Even if you're the type that's hated there's always one girl that will fuck you, from what I've seen in person

>>6439624
This.

>>6439627
dis guy speaks from personal experience