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Has anyone ever.. you know... in cosplay?

>> No.6527507

How lewd!

>> No.6527514

I have a few times.
But you have to watch out for stains.
Especially if you are eating Italian food, the oils the food is cooked in can do a number on the fabric

>> No.6527556 [DELETED] 

My gf has trying to get me to do it with her for a while now... it wouldn't be a problem, but she wants to do it on the cglchat

>> No.6527913

No, I'm a Beta male virgin (isn't that why most of us guys start cosplaying?).

>> No.6527920

Only once have I ever... you know... in my costume.

It ended really poorly. There's a stain on the front of the collar that won't come out. Luckily the costume is retired now, though, and I've learned my lesson.

Be sure to brush your teeth before you get into costume.

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6527930

Yes.

Please dont judge me

>> No.6527954
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6527954

Yeah.

But it was in Homestuck clothes so we didn't give a shit if we messed them up.

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>>6527930
Whore.

>captcha
>cumming notoght

>> No.6527966

I did once back when I was in high school with one of my close friends
it was actually pretty comfortable
now I do my homework in cosplay all the time

>> No.6528483

My gf has been pressuring me to do it for a while now.... which wouldn't be a problem but she wants to do it on cglchat

>> No.6528508

>>6528483
That's worrying.

>> No.6528512 [DELETED] 

>>6528483
DO IT
For all of /cgl/ to see

>> No.6528513

>>6528483
Abandon ship.
This is how it starts, next step involve a third, then open relationship, and ultimately an STD.
That or she'll just cheat on you.

>> No.6528516

No, but I'm planning to.

>> No.6528539

The irony of cosplay sex is that once you get down to it, you're probably naked, so there's no "cosplay" anymore, it's just sex.

>> No.6528552

>>6528483

You should do it. Perhaps put on a mask in addition to your cosplay?
How else will you become /cgl/ famous?

>> No.6528583

Yeah and it was pretty great. I was in Sho Minamimoto cosplay, just took off the pants and boots (left them on for a little while for BJ), jacket opened up so I was practically naked. She was in a Sailor scout cosplay, left on everything, couldn't feel her up too much but it didn't matter, the costume was skin tight with no underwear, moved the unitard thing out of the way, left on the gloves, boots, bows, everything, it was so unbelievably hot. We role played and she acted like a cute school girl, I dominated her, we were kind a in character, just having fun with it

It was fucking amazing, the videos are sexy as fuck.

Just make sure you have the hots for the characters, the costumes are easy to fuck in, and have fun with it. That all said, any costumes that really turn you on? Not to be cliche, but I'd kill to bang a chick in Tifa attire, those boots and gloves, those tits popping out of the shirt, oh man.

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>>6528483
Should let that ship sail, bro. Sounds like a whore.

>> No.6528592
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6528592

Yes. Chaps were involved. The wig was too long and got in the way for the most part, but fun times were had.

>> No.6528593

>>6528583

Alright... you convinced me. I'll get on cglchat with her next week when she comes back up to the university.
I'll be sure to post a thread.

Her cosplay- Sailor Venus
Mine- Yukio Okumura or Kyoya Ootori.

>> No.6528600

>>6528583

>Tifa

Mah nigga

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>>6528583
Did you go ZETTA SLOW?

>> No.6528615

>>6528593
No shit mine was Venus also! If she's into being submissive, those costumes are perfect, the high heels, those gloves and bows... it's pretty sexy, which makes me look at the cartoon in a whole new light, that shit ain't ment for kids.

Those costumes look very different, make sure she picks the one that turns her on more (obviously), oh, and what's with this chat stuff? I don't follow what exactly you'll be doing. I really want to post screencaps of my escapades (nothing nude, faces blurred), but am too private and so is she. So paranoid.

>> No.6528616

>>6528539
>not just pulling your pee pee through the built in fly
Apply yourself.

>> No.6528628

Hell, even some JAV companies are making cosporn videos. It's mainly the big titles from what I've seen on /a/, Macross F and Madoka among them.

And there's always that one guy on them too. Godo was it? /a/ fucking adores him.

>> No.6528633

>>6528615
NICE! I'm excited to do this now. Would you recommend wigs or not? (our natural hair is close to our characters)

Don't post if you don't want to.
Just good cgl chat. It's a tiny chat channel that seagulls occasionally flock to.

So... it would be a webcam show.

>> No.6528634

>>6528605
>>6528605
Line dropping THE WHOLE, TIME. Suckin mah dick; "SO ZETTA SLOW". Spank her, "SOH CAH TOA!"

"Heh. Every inch of my work is flawlessly calculated. Look at the perfectly understated silhouette. How can you not see the beauty!?"

I didn't actually say that, would have been sweet though lol.

Getting into the character and costume is crucial, even if it's your take, it adds a lot and keeps it fun and not weird.

>> No.6528642

>>6528633
google* cgl chat

>>6528634
God I would lose my shit. I couldn't keep a game face on if my partner was doing that

>> No.6528643

>>6528628
Goro
/a/ loves and hates him at the same time

>>6528634
Man, imagine if you did say it

>> No.6528652

>>6528633
A webcam show you say? Very interesting, if you guys are into the whole voyeur thing then more power to ya, I hope to catch it!

Yeah she isn't blonde, and I don't have a wig, so we just went without them, didn't want to worry about anything like that. If you guys look great in the wigs and don't think they would ge in the way then it should be fine, btu my girl was kind a small so we were in all sorts of positions, and the wig probably would have falen off and then I prob would have lost my boner.
>>6528642
She was laughing and giggling and having a lot of fun too, it helped her come out of her shell and say some pretty cute lines from the show, and dirty stuff of her own design. I was so proud.

>> No.6528713 [DELETED] 

>>6528652

Alright, we are shooting for a cam show on Friday the 11th around 8pm central.
She is definitely doing Sailor Venus and I'm doing Kyoya Ootori. We will have guy fawkes masks on to HOPEFULLY preserve our anonymity.

>> No.6528721

>>6528652
Alright, we are shooting for a cam show on Friday the 11th around 8pm central.
She is definitely doing Sailor Venus and I'm doing Kyoya Ootori. We will have guy fawkes masks on to HOPEFULLY preserve our anonymity.

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>>6528628
You're thinking of Goro, who owns (i think??) TMA, one of the JAV companies that does cosporn.
Reason I know this?
Pic related.
...yeah, wasn't pretty. Goro seems to play the main male leads in all of the movies he produces.

>> No.6528860

this thread

>> No.6528862

please be quin's bf

>> No.6528893

Okay, fine.
I bought an Eva Schoolgirl costume and Asuka yellow dress, cheap, of Millano. Also a blue Rei wig and a red Asuka wig. Then I hired a couple of escorts (one of which I'd seen before) and had a Rei and Asuka three-way. The girls had so much fun they took pictures of each other in costume, and I let them keep the wigs.

Oh, and the sex was pretty awesome.

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6528918

Hey seagulls...

Anyone has tried sex with a cross player?

>> No.6528930

Aren't you femanons sort of slutty for doing this? This is why we say cosplay is porn in disguise. Its done to attract men.

>> No.6528935

>>6527954
This.

I fucked a Jake, as a Dirk. Was quite proud of myself.

>> No.6528937
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>>6528930
>Implying rule 34 doesn't transfer into the real world.

>> No.6528946

>>6528930
You're talking about a board where most of the girls have had over ten sexual partners. Of course they're sluts.

>> No.6528948

>>6528918
Bf is trap when cosplaying and other singular occasions, so yes.
Pretty fun if you ask me.

>> No.6528971

>>6528937
Maguma's ex?

Looks better than 50s Frogface.

>> No.6528981

Just curious, what provokes a girl to have sex with a guy while at a con?

Does he need to be attractive, or have a good cosplay? Do you go for guys dressed as characters you have the hots for?

I'm not trying to be stupid, I'd just like to know. I've always been interested and think it'd be cool. I just never knew how to go about it.

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>>6528971
Nah, that's Kid Cudi.

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>>6528483
...people still goes on that shit? Whenever I log in it's deserted.

>> No.6529026

I have dreams of tagteaming a Mary Jane with a Spider-Man. Someday...

>> No.6529042

Me and my gf, as I found out on NYE, aren't turned on by regular sex so we're thinking of doing cosplay sex for our first time. She wants to be Haruhi and even though I really don't care for his character, I'll be Kyon for her.

>> No.6529556

>>6528981

I guarantee you that a business suit, brief case, and a perfect credit report turns girls on more than a guy wearing cosplay.

>> No.6529558

>>6529042
im going to puke

>> No.6529675

>>6528721
The masks sound really fucking weird, I hope it doesn't ruin the experience for you guys. It will probably take a lot from the characters, but fuck, I'm down to see some live porn why not.

>> No.6529693

I've almost convinced my GF and her best friend to have a Hellsing threesome with me. Just a little more work to do.

>> No.6529722
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6529722

I remember some anon posting about her bf wanting to have sex in Inuyasha/Kagome costumes.

>> No.6529798

Yes, my boyfriend has bought me two cosplays before just so we could have sex in them. of course i still wear them as legitimate costumes for cons though

>> No.6529810

I do, all the time. Although I have to yell at the bastard to make sure he doesn't mess up my costumes.

The better part, people have borrowed them after.

>> No.6530646

>>6529556
I mean specifically at a con. I got the other stuff covered

>> No.6531692 [DELETED] 

>>6529810
Yeah, thanks for lending, they were really fun to have sex in.

>> No.6531695

>>6529810
Thanks for lending, they were indeed great for sex.

>> No.6538282

Jup. Didn't see the fun in it. Had sex with my girlfriend in multiple thingies. Witch, mad hatter and lollipop chainsaw. Didn't get the pont of it since clothes are coming off anyway.

>> No.6538287
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6538287

Yes. Its quite fun.

>> No.6538351

Yep. Two occasions so far but the best was when we ripped a crappy pair of tights when I was wearing Homura
:3

>> No.6538399

Bout' two hours ago, in my work in progress. Boyfriend couldn't contain his enthusiasm. :3

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>> No.6538420

Yeah, I've done it as Grell a few times.

>> No.6538430
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6538430

Not yet, but we have plans to for our first time (both virgins). We both agreed to wear our cosplays of each other's waifu/husbando for it. I doubt we'll act in character though, that would be pretty awkward. Pic not really related?

>> No.6538446

I wonder if women get horny in their cosplay. It sounds really hot...

>> No.6538448

>>6538287
what costume PT was wearing?

>> No.6538454

>>6538446
Yep, but only if I'm dressed as a male character, oddly enough.

>> No.6538469

>>6538454
Ever find a quiet place to "release your frustration". If you know what I mean.

>> No.6538477

>>6538469
Yep, but not with anyone (yet). I honestly really would like to date someone who is into it as well.

>> No.6538515

>>6538477
Wow, yay! I like a girl who do that kind of thing. Thank you for sharing.

>> No.6538526

>>6538448

did this REALLY happen

>> No.6538571

>>6538526
Yes.

>> No.6538584

>>6538571

HOW COULD HE DEFILE PT LIKE THAT

>> No.6538588

>>6538446
Often.

>> No.6539028

>>6528946
Hey! Not true. Have had sex with only one person and kissed by one person. I like to say it because im proud of it. Especially when it's all by choice. But why yes I have. It's great actually. Pretty funny sometimes. It makes me giggly at times because it brings me out of my shell.

>> No.6539035

>>6539028
It makes it feel sexy as well. In Alice in wonderland and a bunny. I hope to cosplay a character from space channel 5. Maybe again in that.

>> No.6539070

>>6539035
Though I know they're not some hardcore cosplays like you all seem to do amazingly -.- but I hope to get into it really soon. Possibly this summer when I'm not so shit at sewing.

>> No.6539073

Snorted coke in cosplay? Hell yeah I done it*.

But sex in cosplay? Naw, I don't wanna ruin my cosplay and tell my friend how I got these unusual stains on the cosplay she made for me.

*(No, I have never done coke or any hard drugs in my life.)

>> No.6539106

>>6529722
I love that I'm not the only one who uses this reaction image. Cracks me up every time.

>> No.6539225

Bumping

>> No.6539248

Would eventually love to.
But I just got into cosplay, and no decent male cosplayer for me in sight. (and I wouldn't want to be the only one cosplaying)
There is just something about fucking in clothes that makes me dripping wet. So I guess it's simply bound to happen in cosplay.

>> No.6539810

>>6539248
>(and I wouldn't want to be the only one cosplaying)
Ulgh, yup.
Had a girl ask me to put on a costume of mine, but she didn't want to do anything herself. 2weird4me that way.

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6540353

>tfw no gf

>> No.6540453

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9kA_9bmY3I

tl;dw
bodysuits make things hard.

overall i think the idea would be a fantasy, but real life application, it's just not set out to be.

>> No.6540475

>>6540353
gb2 r/a/dio lyper.

>> No.6540487

>>6540475
Don't tell my lyper what he can and cant do.

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>>6540353
>tfw no cool bf to play Dota 2 with
>too shy to even add Lyper on Steam, but always dreaming about having people to play with, since all your friends play LoL

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>tfw no cute lolita gf mercilessly whipping your exposed muscular torso and smiling cutely before pulling your face up under her dress by your leash

>> No.6540527

>>6540524
Lyper is 2 good at dota 2

>> No.6540532

>>6540524
>implying Lyper is cool
>implying he doesn't look like a human version of tidehunter
Hello Mrs. Lypersmom.

>> No.6540534

>>6540532
LYPER IS A HANDSOME YOUNG MAN, DON'T YOU TALK SHIT ABOUT MY LYPER QT3.14159

>> No.6540541

>>6540524
Oh I know that feel, I have like three people from /cgl/ who play Dota 2 in my friends list (incl. smoker-sama) and I've never played with them since I'm too spaghetti to ask them out. And I'm not even a girl. Shitsuxyo. Then again lately, I'm not playing much at all since I'm too paranoid about ruining my (already ruined) W/L ratio, and also too paranoid that the odds are stacked against me which is why I've been losing so much the last time I played, and paranoid that everyone is out there to get me.

Yep, and that's why Timbersaw is my fav. hero. We have so much in common.

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6540544

>mfw not even samefagging
>mfw a girl said she would play dota2 with me
>mfw probably a troll anyway
sweatman.png anyway.

>>6540532
Kunkka pls go.

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6540546

Went as Lucas, found an adorable Claus after falling off some stairs. Under-aged twin brother incest.

At least I was polite enough to get the OK from my roomates, though. I don't mind if you're going to bring people to the room, but at least check it by the rest.

>> No.6540550

>>6540541
>W/L ratio

Bro, I'm not even 50%. I totally fucked up my ratio playing Batrider pre buff in the jungle. I was cursed with the 0-20 team at 5 minutes before I can even kill my first stack to get ganking boots.

I had a 17 loss in a row with batrider. I died inside.

>> No.6540551

>>6540544
Who knows, maybe it really is a girl, there's been a lot of them on /vg/ lately (by a lot I mean like 3). But she's probably trolling in cooling you cute, like not for nothing, you're obv. a great young man since you play Dota, but not very blessed in the looks department if you don't mind me saying.

Then again, they all probably look like Sheever, so who's to judge.

>> No.6540557

>>6540550
>Bro, I'm not even 50%
Yeah, that's exactly my problem, I just can't get over it and I have sworn never to drop below 50% and keep an X above difference wins above losses minimum. It's not just Dota, I always have such problems in vidya games that show such percentages, to try as hard as possible to look positif.

I need pills.

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>>6540551
> you're obv. a great young man since you play Dota
If only it worked like that.

>> No.6540576

>>6540564
I think it's just that women are scared since Dota players are known to be very angry / make comments about black babies (as is natural for us alpha males, amirite). Personally, I never get angry at my friends when I'm playing with them, even when they blatantly fuck up, I just bite my tongue and bear it. Even when they start to blame me for their fuck up, and the need for rage rises exponentially, I pretend that it makes me a better person when I don't lash out on them in anger and die a little inside instead.

>> No.6540586

>>6540576
In my many years of playing this type of games, I learned to not give anyone tips. Only a selected few listen, which get exponentially better every time you give them tips calmly.

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>>6540544
y..yeah I'm just a troll...

>implying I wouldn't be just a burden
>all your friends would be like "nooo he's playing with her again"
>can't even use mic because my headphones don't have one + too shy since they would just make fun of me anyway
..I should just stick to playing puzzle pirates (︶︹︺)

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>>6540807
>puzzle pirates
disgusting casual whore, 0/10, wouldn't fuck

>> No.6540873

>>6540807
Are you that girl that I already talked to? Pls add me on steam...

>> No.6540877

>>6540873
Beta levels over 9000

>> No.6540901

>>6540873
fuk u

>> No.6540923

>>6540873
>talk to girl so frequently that theres a that girl he talked to
lel so much for you being better then Russian,looser
I play computer and have girlfreind

>> No.6540926

>>6540873
Jesus christ you're more beta than me

>> No.6540932

in b4 we find out that the whole thing was a troll and the girl is smoker (which is just as well since he has titties too)

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6540933

Holy shit you guys choose to not play doto with each other for the most retarded of reasons. My computer is crashing, freezing or bsoding no matter what I do to try to fix it. I can't play even if I wanted to and y'all choose not to. Fuck yall guys for not having a /cgl/ stack for the lulz. Fuck all y'all.

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>>6540546
>lucas and claus cosplay sex
M-MUH DICK
m/m, m/f or f/f?

>> No.6540949

>>6540353
>Lyper in /cgl/

>> No.6540992

>>6540942

m/f

She had a naturally flat chest, and was pretty short, if that assists in anything.

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>>6540992
2adorable4me. that's just really, really cute.

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i want to have sex with someone while cosplaying my otp with them.

>> No.6541073

>>6528513
By this point, she's already cheating on you (or thinking about it)

>> No.6541079

Over 10 partners != slut

A slut is anyone who has had more sex than me.

>> No.6541113

>>6539073
>*(No, I have never done coke or any hard drugs in my life.)
Missing out.

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>>6540526

>> No.6541129

>>6541079

If you think about it though, 10 really isn't all that bad

>> No.6541594

>>6541129
For how young most Seagulls are, yes. Yes it is.

>> No.6541597

>>6540933
>posting a girl pic

proof that >>6540932

>> No.6543824

I have never had sex

i-i-in cosplay, I mean

>> No.6543852

Not gonna lie I want to so bad.

So how should I go about it? I'm female, mid 20's. I've thought about hitting on cosplayers pre-con and arranging for casual, at-con cosplay sex. The issue with that is, while I take rejection at face value and move on with my life like nothing happened, sometimes people are crazy uncomfortable with me even asking if they're interested, and I don't wanna make them uncomfortable at meetups and photoshoots.

>> No.6543860

>>6543852
Go as a well known character in a series that people ship a lot

Or just go and cosplay Homestuck

>> No.6543869

>>6543860
Yeah, but how do I approach someone at the con? I almost did it once because our costumes were really warm and I suggested we go to my hotel room and crank the AC, but on the walk to my room I found out he was a teenager and since we both understood what was really going on we went our separate ways.

>> No.6543882

>>6543869
With an ax.

>> No.6543920

>>6543882
While cosplaying Axe.

>> No.6543925

>>6543869
Start a conversation at a bar after the con? Hang out with someone and offer if they want to hang out some more? Get to know them a little before you take them to your room so at least you know how old they are and all that

>> No.6543926

>>6543920
But my Axe doesn't have an axe.

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>> No.6545414

>>6543925
After the con? We won't be in cosplay then. :(

>> No.6545420

>>6540526
Flash some cash.

>> No.6545446

I have a guy in mind who cosplays a character I ship with my character. We're both the same level attractive (solid 7s) but I don't know how to go from "Great costume. You gonna be at [some con] too?" to "Wanna have sex in my hotel room while we're there?"

>> No.6545457

>>6545446
just say "wanna have sex in my hotel room while we're here"

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>>6540877
>>6540901
>>6540923
>>6540926
You guys are giving me the feels...

>> No.6546245

Yep. My boyfriend busts out his Chris Redfield costume from time to time and I'll wear my Rebecca Chambers one. Sometimes.

Either way, it's hard to keep off his dick when he puts the thing on.

>> No.6546253

I'd love to do it with my current boyfriend, who isn't a cosplayer. I wouldn't mind being the only one dressed up, and in something super sexy like White Rabbit (Batman villain), but I'm afraid he would just think it's weird more than anything.

>> No.6546329

>>6545457
gets it

>> No.6546785

>>6541011
me too! I know two of my friends have crazy roleplay sex in their cosplays all of the time and I'm mad jelly ;o;

>> No.6546816

>>6545457
I live in fear of ending up /cgl/ famous because I suggest casual sex to the wrong anon. I know how you guys feel about women who aren't virgins and/or aren't fucking you personally.

>> No.6546861

Several times. The prettier you are as a man, the more the conslut likes it when you fuck them IC.

>> No.6546873

I would like of it, but I am just virgin male.

>> No.6546874

Yeah, just recently actually.

I heard a lot of recommendations, people saying it's really good, but I just couldn't imagine what makes it so special. But I have to say, that except for that occasional emotional melodramatic bullshit, it's really tense and keeps your adrenaline up. I still can't forget the scene where he entered Atlanta on horseback, with the road all clear on his side, and filled with cars trying to escape the city on the other. Shit was so cash. Also, I have a crush on Daryl, even though he's a racist redneck, he's so handsome. I hope he stays in the show for a while, I haven't seen anything past season 1's finale.

>> No.6546918

>>6546816
Me too. Seriously cosplay guys, you'd get laid a ton if you stopped slut shaming all over these boards.

Actually I'm pretty sure all the slut shaming is being posted by women pretending to be men.

>> No.6546950
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6546950

I posted this in the main board instead of here.
As T-Dog said in Con Air: "Goddamnit Poe!"
I want to have sex with this with absolutely every fibre of my being. In my eyes, as soon as I see a Lightning cosplayer, absolutely nothing is off-limits. I'll turn into a frothing sexual animal who wants nothing more than to get her in a bear hug and let my ass become a blur.
Which is ironic since her games were absolutely horrendous.
I usually try to make nice with some Lights at cons, but they're never up for it. So I'm forced to slink away like a beat and take care of myself. Again.
Lousy virginity.....

>> No.6546951
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I tried to get laid at a con once. I was crossdressing as Homura. By the third night I failed and ended up crying myself to sleep because i was too beta to talk to a girl.
>Tfw kissless virgin
;__;

>> No.6546983

>>6546951
You should've got drunk m8, does wonders for your confidence

>> No.6546985

>>6546918
Thirding this. Sometimes a cute cosplay guy will invite me to hang out and I only say no because I think he's some guy from /cgl/ who is just messing with me and will post about me later.

>> No.6547016

So... having sex at cons is a norm?
Assuming I'm an attractive guy (say, 7/10), what are the chances of losing my virginity?

>> No.6547052
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>>6546874
you mite enjoy this

>> No.6547062
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>>6546951
should've found a meguca

>> No.6547064

>>6547016
>7/10
>virgin
yeah, no

>> No.6547069
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>>6547062
There were some good lookin Megucas there, but I was too beta to talk to them.

>> No.6547074

yes, my fiance and i are both cosplayers.

First year at con, went as nanao and shunsui. Once he had the cosplay on, well....lets just say that its a good thing shinigami robes are easy to remove and we didnt make it to the photo shoot XD

>> No.6547098

>>6547074
XD

>> No.6547102

>>6528721
So did this happen...?

>> No.6547106

>>6547064
I had really bad social anxiety when I was younger.
I'd post a picture, but I don't want to associate myself with this thread, obviously.

>> No.6547138
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>tfw going hard support on solo queue pubs

>> No.6547155

>>6547074
>shinigami robes
>hakama
>all those ties
Can't imagine it being easy, but above all the clothes are black. Think of the stains!

>> No.6548829

>>6547052
Damn, I was so mad at that bitch when she shot Daryl.

>> No.6548945

>>6547016
>what are the chances of losing my virginity?
>7/10

Even if you were a 10/10, nobody wants to have sex with a virgin (except other virgins) because it's awkward and terrible. soz.

>> No.6548979

>>6548945
wrong. i personally love sex with virgins because i can tailor them to do what i want how i want it. it's so much better than some jackoff thinking they'll wow me with some shit they did to their ex gf that i don't even like.

>> No.6548987

>>6548979
I've debated this.
And still, I think would be awkward for me. I can get it from a 'oh you're so innocent I want to taint you' veiwpoint, but that's just not me.

>> No.6548989

>>6548979
This is what malevirgin losers actually believe that such girls exist. Lol!!

>> No.6548991

>>6548987
even so, there are some people like this who are out there.

>>6548989
>this isn't true because i said so!

>> No.6549039

>>6548979
>i can tailor them to do what i want how i want it
Have you tried asking your partner normally? It's not like virgins are the only ones able to follow instructions.

How many times do you want to hear someone say "sorry" during sex?

>> No.6549041

>>6549039
This guy gets it.

║►´¨ )
║ ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•*¨)
║(¸.•´ (¸.•´ (¸.•*´¯`*•► Future <3

>> No.6549067

>>6528583
>Sho Minamimoto

*schlick schlick schlick*

>> No.6549238

>>6549041
I...don't understand.

>> No.6549249
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speaking of such...

Forgot timestamp

>> No.6549261
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6549261

>>6549249
Well, you can always pay me with your body, Sailor Venus-kun

>> No.6549293

>>6549261
V IS FOR VICTORY

>> No.6549442

>>6540453
she has nice tits
9/10 would impregnate

>> No.6549460

A few weeks ago, I was at a con and I fucked a girl when I was cosplaying Naked Snake.

Shit was pretty good, the best part was when I pulled out my dick, she said, "No wonder they call you solid."

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6549472

>>6549460
>Shit was pretty good

>> No.6549476

>>6549460
>No wonder they call you solid
>naked snake
>implying they're the same
0/10 tell her to see me after class

>> No.6549481
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6549481

In all srsness I'm pretty desperate. How does a kissless beta virgin like myself get some action at a con?

>> No.6549491

>>6549481
>desperate
>beta
You don't. That or you set your standards REALLY low.

>> No.6549492
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6549492

what is the easiest way to get a cosplayer interested in fucking?

>> No.6549499

>>6549492
Rohypnol

>> No.6549502

>>6549492
pay for all their materials to make another costume
>captcha: ycothes disorder

>> No.6549633
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>>6549492

>> No.6549669
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>>6549499
That is a lot funnier than it should be.

>> No.6550035

>>6549481
Be willing to act out some crossplayer's yaoi fantasy

>> No.6550093

>>6543852
Thing is, if a guy were to ask for the same thing, he'd be thought of as a creep/horny rapist, who only does cosplay to get laid.
There ARE guys out there that prefer when a girl asks, since they're so introverted anyway.
I suggest agree to hang out after the meetup/photoshoot, and then talk about the details in a more one on one setting.

>> No.6550441

Dropping trip, my girlfriends been pretty much demanding cosplay sex and im still on the fence about it because of all the stuff i hear on here

>> No.6550455

>>6550441
>dropping trips
>implying any of our Beta male tripfags has girlfriends

0/10, nice try

>> No.6550464

>>6538430
that is pretty gay bro

>> No.6550519

>>6550464
How?

>> No.6550573

>>6538430
Why is that young man sleeping and *bleh* kissing a poor underage girl?

That's disgusting. That pig should be castrated.

>> No.6550627

My BF and I are a huge MGS franchise fans and we had sex cosplaying and roleplaying as Naked Snake and EVA. I regret nothing!

>> No.6550705

>>6550573
Nono, the girl she was cloned from enjoys sleeping with the pigs.

>> No.6550803

>>6550093
As many girls above have posted, 4chan doesn't spend months exposing and mocking MEN who ask to for casual sex. If a girl gets "caught" asking by someone from /cgl/ the world explodes.

>> No.6551052

>>6546226
>>6546226
>mfw added this kafir pig as friend
>also extended my hospitality by inviting to my privilege group
>no response
I am disgusting

>> No.6551058

>>6550803
We seem to be at an impasse. Girls don't want to be slutshamed, guys don't want girls screaming in fear and have the cops called on them.
We need a sign. Something small to let others know, 'Hey, I'm okay to talk to!'
I went to a highschool with uniforms. If the pin on the girl's kilt is down, she's single. Up, she's taken. This seemed to work okay.
Obviously, a kilt pin is a no go on cosplay.
Maybe a ring? A lapel pin? A little red square?

>> No.6551071

>>6550705
You see, here's the thing, IT'S STILL FUCKING WRONG YOU PEDO CUNT. She's a little girl, it doesn't matter if her mother was a whore.

I swear to God, if I ever see my son watching those filthy cartoons, there will be Hell to pay for those rice-eaters.

>> No.6551975

>>6551071
you sound mad

>> No.6551994

>>6540807
Post your dotabuff and I'll play with you if you're not shit.

>> No.6552074

>>6551994
>girl
>not shit
pick one

>> No.6552093

>>6552074
why do you think i asked for a dotabuff first?

>> No.6552120

>>6552093
also, this just in, but I just checked dotabuff and you can't find directly a nick, only indirectly
otherwise, you'll be getting this
>Puma caught this error: undefined method `bytesize' for nil:NilClass

>> No.6552127

>>6552120
What?

>> No.6552128

>>6552127
try finding your account in dotabuff

>> No.6552133

>>6552128
Oh I see. Just tell me your win/loss and most played heroes then (if it's who I originally asked)

>> No.6552137

>>6552133
no, i'm allahu akbar

>> No.6552140

>>6552133
but you can add me too and join my team, Muslim Believers [MUSLI]

>> No.6552143

>>6552140
I don't think I'd like that

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>>6552143
kafir pig

>> No.6552152

ok now how many of you are lying? be honest here this is an anonymous image board.

>> No.6552165

Yes, and it was the most awkward experience of my life.

>> No.6552194
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Just Ask PT. She loves beeing pounded by her moe-drill guy in cosplay.

>> No.6552201

>>6527514
you've been having some crazy dinner parties

>> No.6552203

>>6528825

Oh man he also played the older brother in the Ore No Imouto cosporn. I really wish I hadn't seen it.

>> No.6552206

>>6528946

Ten sexual partners is like average female tier around her 20s. In fact ten is usually less than most women, so I would even say below average.

>> No.6552284

>>6552206
DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

>> No.6552336

A couple of times with current qt3.14gf
Albert WeskerXBattlesuit!Jill
Jake MullerXSherry Birkin
PyramidHeadXHeather Mason Yes we know it's not canon

>>6546245
>Chris Redfield X Rebecca Chambers
That's a terrible pairing. Post your Rebecca Chambers cosplay though

>> No.6552350

>>6552336
so much fakeness in this post

>> No.6552485

>>6540526
i actually do this with my boyfriend

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>>6552149
>>6551052
>tfw no cute kafir white pig to play dota with

>> No.6553144

>>6546816
>>6546918
Never understood why being a 'slut' is a bad thing.. who doesn't want lots of sex?? sluts fucking rule. spread the love!

>> No.6553179

Cosplay sex would be great but I don't think women go for the military cosplay type. cept one of them. tee hee.

>> No.6553198

>>6553144
This. Any girl that is afraid of having sex with as many guys as possible and thinks that 'slut' is an insult and not a compliment is a fucking patriarchy supporting misogynistic piece of shit.

>> No.6553222

>>6553198
There's those 2 words again. *sigh*

>> No.6553250

>>6553222
what words

>> No.6553278

>>6553250
>patriarchy
>misogynistic

those two. The mark of a feminist. Although the person who said that is indeed right, it's just those two words are like kryptonite.

>> No.6553301

>>6553278
Slut shaming neckbeard virgin detected. Fuck off.

>> No.6553324

>>6553301
But how? Because I dislike all the hate my sex gets from those labeling themselves feminists? If someone is truly for equality then they support both sexes thus becoming an equalist, not women's rights alone. I'm the one who questioned why being a slut is bad by the way.

Male hating femi-nazi detected. Fuck off.

>> No.6553556

>>6553324
no

>> No.6554622

>2012+1
>still playing Tetris
>in COSPLAY to boot
Shiggy diggy doop op!

>> No.6554714

>2112
>not still playing tetris
>not considering tetris an eternal game

>> No.6554753

>>6553324
feminists believe in equal rights, dude. Fighting the patriarchy GIVES RIGHTS TO MEN AS WELL.

seriously, go read some actual modern feminist lit

>> No.6554769

>>6554753
Yeah, gives them the right to turn into spineless mangina losers, degrading themselves for the temporary and superficial approval of the femtardist group.

>> No.6555402

>>6554753
Fighting what patriarchy?

>> No.6555408

>>6554753
Oh yes, you are totally giving men rights. Those feminist protests at places where mras meet just to talk about male rights? The chants about 'THIS IS INEQUALITY' outside the door? Totally male-friendly.

>> No.6555424

>>6555408
>MRAs
>Meet

thats never happened.
they cant even agree on why they hate women

>> No.6555487

How did we get here from cossex??

>> No.6555513

>>6555424
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9mUFsuK-Bo
How dare those evil men talk about how much they hate women and disguise it about talking about things like male rape victims. Obviously we need to protest violently and loudly about this!!!!!!!!

>> No.6555515

>tfw /r9k/ derailing your Dota 2 thread
seriously now, the fuck is wrong with you

>> No.6555547

>>6555513
http://manboobz.com/2012/11/21/what-mens-rights-guru-warren-farrell-actually-said-about-the-allegedly-positive-aspects-of-incest-note-its-even-more-repugnant-than-that-sounds/
"“Second, I’m finding that thousands of people in therapy for incest are being told, in essence , that their lives have been ruined by incest. In fact, their lives have not generally been affected as much by the incest as by the overall atmosphere"

oh no how horrible that they protested a INCEST APOLOGIST.

>> No.6555608

>>6555547
>INCEST APOLOGIST.
Holy cocks. I know that it's human to pick only the few things that support your stance, and ignore everything that goes against it, but this is some serious case of completely the missing point right here.

But then again, not much of intelligence can be expected from a mangina, right.

And more importantly, even if he was going to preach about how great it is to put your penis inside your son's a-ramp, those dumb whores & manginas, who are purely motivated by trying to get inside said whores, had no right at all to block the entrance.

What femnazi apologists can never understand about Freedom of Speech is that it goes both ways. You're not just that you're free to say whatever you want. You also have to tolerate the fact that other people can also say whatever they want, even if you don't like what they're saying.

>> No.6555612

>>6555608
*You're not just free to say whatever you want.

>> No.6555635

>>6555513
better version. MUCH better version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iARHCxAMAO0

>> No.6555839

I've been fucking a tripfag from /cgl/ for a while now. The furthest I've been while in costume with her was fingering her then she stripped down in a split second since she's a squirter. Either way, she's terrible in bed. I long for the day when I find a cosplayer/lolita who's willing to fuck in costume.

>> No.6555916

Yes, I once take a crap while cosplayed a Sagara from FMP. It was quite hillarious to get into the mind of the character, thinking how he would react taking a dump in shuch a dangerous place that con bathroom could be

>> No.6556405

>tfw no feel

>> No.6556606

I got syphilis from a lolita if that counts. She was clothed.

>> No.6557130

>>6555839
>implying a tripfag would ever go out with an anon
LOL

back to /r9k/, sonny

girls here never put out for anons

>> No.6557133

>>6555916
Oh god, I never thought about it before but he would totally have some sort of PTSD episode at a con.

It's crowded, there's people everywhere with fake weapons, it's loud, teenagers running around and screaming for no reason, Kaname would get lost in the crowd all the time...

He'd probably end up nearly shooting Vic Mignogna or something.

>> No.6557135

I haven't had sex in cosplay, or any clothes for that matter. Either my bf or I will suggest sex and our clothes are left in the hallway as we progressively take them off toward the bedroom. It helps out later to follow this trail of "breadcrumbs" to remember what we were doing before sex.

I have a friend who told me she had sex in costume regularly and then told me what costumes she had had sex while wearing. I saw her wearing one of those costumes later and got pretty grossed out. I didn't say anything, but I avoided contact.

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>>6557130
Keep telling your self that.

>> No.6557440

>>6557224
No, you keep telling yourself that. Gtfo back to /r9k/, we don't need creepers like you who come here to pretend they talked to a girl and then romance with her in their head.

You're disgusting & die.

>> No.6557495

>>6529798
>bought
ohgod

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>>6557440
There was romancing in only one head, and it wasn't mine.

>> No.6557592

>>6557498
>joke so bad it just had to be told my a /r9k/ manvirgin
>>>/r9k/

>> No.6557601

>>6557592
Is it really that hard to believe? Tripfags are people too. Terrible self centred people but non-the less still people.

Also, stop bumping the thread.

>> No.6557710

>>6557601
Name the tripfag or gtfo virgin neckbeard loser.

>implying you even know any /cgl/ tripfags other than the never reachable ones for you that were posted on /rshitk/

>> No.6557728

Not sure if this really counts, but one con my boyfriend was cosplaying Reno from FF VII. We had the room to ourselves for a bit but didn't want to go through the hassle of taking off and putting his pain in the ass wig back on. So...sorta?

>> No.6557757

I was studying in Japan for 2 years. met a freshman girl there. 18 years old. oh so young. getting her to know, start dating...

she still had her school uniform.

does this count?

>> No.6557784

>>6557757
yeah buddy!

>> No.6557814

>>6557784
>yeah buddy
What are you, fucking 9?

>> No.6557882

>>6557710
Fine, whatever.

She used to trip here as Claudie.

>> No.6557935

>>6557135
So which costumes were sexed in?

>> No.6557959

>>6557882
>implying whores count as /cgl/ tripfags
she prolly lost her v-card at 12

>> No.6557981

>>6557882
>dating one of /cgl/'s biggest cheaters
LOL SMOOTH MOVE BRAH

>> No.6558001 [DELETED] 

>>6557882

ohhh boy..

So I'm not the only one that fucked her.

Oh well, move on and wish them the best (sincerely)

Also don't be mean.

>> No.6558057

>>6552206
Where is this information coming from?!

>> No.6558069

>>6558057

BROSCIENCE BRAH

In b4 a sociology study that's been peer reviewed by monkeys and written by someone who just took stat I