/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

I can already see how all the normalfag girls will still pretend to be totally into it just to pretend they're special snowflakes.

More trendy trans FtMs?? NOT ON MY WATCH

>>6680310
A-are you free tonight?

>>6680316
What. I was a normalfag too once, I would have totally been into this... Cute boys doing cute things thing.

I mean seriously, who wouldn't like this?

>>6680331
Too 3D, sry

>>6680331
O-omg s-stop it boner...

>>6680331
Hot, but too bad he has purikura of him and his gf all over his phone.

down lady boner, down.

Wh-what is this?

How lewd. Is it a commercial? What is it promoting exactly?

>>6680361

It's a commercial for the animation house. They've made a bunch of these just to show off their animation capabilities/style.

>>6680361

It's an anime.

Ore to Omae no Sa o Oshiete Yaru Yo!

>>6680366
That's really neat. Would anyone happen to have other commercials they did? I love their style.

>>6680368
no it's a commercial we've already been over this jesus christ

>>6680373
iirc someone on tumblr made a master post of them. if you google kyoto animation pv/commercial you might get some hits, though. I think they're all on yt?

>>6680381
It's technically a commercial using characters from a project that the studio had to put on the back burner. There's a campaign going for it to be actually made into an anime since there was already some development for it and very clear popularity.

Needless to say for half a minute you already get a clear picture of all 4 dudes personalities.

>>6680310
THIS is more relevant though
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZesAehTqjw

>>6680366
they're damn good. I wish most anime series (iknow this is a commercial) had this kind of insane quality animation.

>>6680401
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZesAehTqjw
I'm not gonna lie, I almost didn't know what the difference was. Got me when I heard
>Saaailor Mooon

This PV has motivated me to start working out again

T-thanks Kyoani

oh god, a person I know has been all over that commercial and keeps complaining how she'd want to cosplay the brunette but can't because boobs.
Pic very related, she already cosplayed one of the boys even though it's been what, two days after the commercial? ugh

>>6680310
I'm a lifeguard and I'm gay, but this show is still for fags.

>>6680426
I was motivated to start animating again

A long, arduous, sexy road awaits the both of us.

>>6680442
>btw im not a grill

pls go

coming soon to a con near you, hoards of chicks and flabby dudes trying to cosplay from a commercial because ~*ANIME BISHIES*~

>>6680457
Why can't we ever have nice things without a price? What did we do to deserve this? Truly this is a fate worse than hell itself.

>>6680435
People like this irritate me to no end. I remember a year before The World ends with you came out, people were cosplaying Beat and his sister because their designs were the first leaked. I was at cons like 'who the fuck are you? the game isnt even out in Japan for fucks sake."

So /clg/, are we going to get a real live version of this CM?

>>6680373
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDdX9gE9VsY&list=PLB03274813865D285&index=1

>>6680449
It was a joke, not everyone in this board is an attention whore.

>>6680465
I remember seeing this somewhere, but where...

>>6680463
Yeah maybe, with 250lb girls in nude spanx and swim trunks and uncut wigs, bro-bellying and throwing water all over each other and... and... I can't go on

Also, if you guys think is commercial is interesting or well-animated, check out the animes the animation house has actually produced.

Most of them are pretty fucking good and hopefully if they get enough support, they can afford to maybe expand one of their commercials into a real project.

>>6680489
they have produced only shit series in the last 2-3 years

>>6680501

>nichijou
>chunibyou

>>6680501
>nichijou
>shit

Aaaand IMT is already planning to cosplay it. OF COURSE.

>>6680517
>Show that got cancelled
>Show that's not shit
Pick one

>>6680489
http://youtu.be/Z7Et0a8fnuw

>>6680538
Bet you just love new Simspons and Family Guy

>>6680538
Nichijo wasn't cancelled it just didn't sell worth a damn because of how the publisher fucked up the pricing of the BD/DVDs/

>>6680517
>adaptation of a manga

Original series do not steal.

I thought this wasn't actually a new anime?

Someone said it was just an advert to promote a channel, or a website, or a company or sooooooomething.

>>6680553
That's exactly what it is

>>6680557

Bummer.
It would be nice to have fanservice for straight women for once... just to know what it's like to be a dude.

>>6680561
Watch Tiger & Bunny or something then.

>>6680562
I don't remember any fanservice from T&B.
I think that anon means blatantly ecchi stuff.

Why does the janitor delete my on-topic cosplay threads but keeps this shit up?

I'm fucking sick of this cunt.

>>6680583
Protip: The Janitor deletes based on reports, not butthurt whining. You pretty much have an attack dog, ready ti delete any thread without question, why the fuck aren't you using it?

>>6680331
you find this attractive?

>>6680592
That is neither how moderation does nor should work.

>>6680565
T&B has attractive dudes in it. They aren't as moe as Swimming Anime obviously, but still. And a plot. Something Swimming Anime currently lacks, sadly.

>>6680618
relatively.

>>6680840
Don't worry. I only wish his otter-mode was a bit stronger.

>>6680501
the stories are boring but the animation is gorgeous

we can only have one

>>6680561
mte

if dudes can have fanservice bouncing boobs and scantily clad ladies why can't chicks have the equivalent

sure i like homohomo bishounen but it's not the same as blatant ecchi fanservice directed toward the viewer

>>6680878
>fanservice of

sage because i can't type

>>6680879
wow

excuses self from thread for being a moron

>>6680878
there is so much of the equivalent

invest in /a/'s homodachi threads

>>6680878
>sure i like homohomo bishounen but it's not the same as blatant ecchi fanservice directed toward the viewer
homolust is fanservice directed at the (female) viewer, though
that's what most female anime fans want

i mean american comics do the whole "men with big titties" thing but in my experience most chicks aren't as into it as the "pretty boys that look at each other too long" thing

>Tfw I already did a closet cosplay of it.
>Considering getting better leggings and a wig for Sakuracon.
I don't even know why I'm compelled to do this out so of the blue.

Despite its obvious fanservicey flare, I really wish it were real. Just from the trailer it looks like it'd be really motivating, energetic, and fun! While I'd love a K-On for girls, I feel like the competition of swimming would also allow for a good amount of drama. It'd make a really well-balanced show that fills a relatively unexplored niche.

Gdi Kyoani just fucking make this a series and roll in money for the rest of your life please

>>6681164
>roll in money for the rest of your life
I think they're still doing this from K-On.

Eh, Tamako Market has been pretty mediocre, so a fujoshi-oriented KyoAni show might be a nice change of pace. But it feels like all the clamoring for this PV to get a full show is just people thinking with their ovaries - it doesn't seem like it'd have a whole ton of potential beyond "Kuroko no Basuke with swimming." I'd much rather KyoAni use their animation talent on something that'd really benefit from it, with an unconventional artstyle - something like Katanagatari or Tatami Galaxy.

>>6681182

Maybe this is just the 'aquatic activities with four guys involved' part of my brain speaking, but I associate the potential for this series along the lines of a Tsuritama-esque story.

Probably not what it would really be but that's where my brain goes with it.

Not the same at all but since I saw "cute boys doing cute things" in this thread, just watch Kimi to Boku

>>6680366
picture related. I hope they make it into something. I watched that shit in 1080p and if I had the glasses I would watch that shit in 3D gat damn

>>6681192

I dunno. Even with the basic fishing theme, Tsuritama was decidedly outlandish, what with the dude who thought he was an alien and the prince with the duck-waifu and the fishstorm and the bizarre palettes and all. This PV, on the other hand, just looks like it'd be a pretty plain swimming anime if adapted into a full show.

>Crunchyroll's contest for cosplayers
>Crunchyroll starting a petition to actually make this an anime
https://www.change.org/petitions/animation-do-and-kyoto-animation-make-swimming-anime-cm-into-an-actual-series

>>6681251

Crunchyroll's been freaking out because of all the rumblings of new anime streaming sites aiming to take away their revenue. So they've been trying to pander to the most profitable group, the Tumblrite weeaboo girls, in the hopes of gaining more lasting support; and when this commercial started making waves among that crowd, they jumped on that shit like it was going out of fashion. Fuck, their official Tumblr has been roleplaying that Crunchyroll is the dark-haired swimmer's girlfriend. It honestly seems pretty unprofessional and reeks of desperation.

>>6681251
Ahahaha, the one on the far right needs to get into ottermode before taking shirtless pics

>>6681317
>Yfw you find out far right is a girl.

>>6681317
none of them are even ottermode, they're all DYEL tier, don't make your hopes go up

>>6681354
>>6681251
I was wondering about the lack of nipples...

>>6681354
it was pretty obvious... very female face.

>>6681148
Wait, are you in the Crunchyroll contest?
Time to play, "Find the Seagull."

>>6681354
it's obvious that's a girl with ther chest photoshooped. it looks like she has small tits and erased the nipples. nanjokoji does the same, and a lot of fakebois too.

Why does everyone's cosplay threads always get deleted by threads like this that are just /a/ trolling stay up?

>>6681251
oh and second from the left looks like a girl too.

Why does everyone's cosplay threads always get deleted but threads like this that are just /a/ trolling stay up?

I really want this janitor to leave.

KyoAni needs to stop with the light novel, slice of life, pandering to the fanboys/fangirls demographic and produce something to the caliber of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. My suggestion? Kakugo no Susume.

>>6681251
waaaait a minute why is the guy on the right blonde? isn't his hair supposed to be brownish?
also the guy(?) second to the left looks like a girl (the pale one), in fact he/she kinda looks like the on the left
the other two ones are fine

I've just read this on youtube
Brown Hair = Mugi
Black Hair = Mio
Purple Hair = Ritsu
Light Orange = Yui

nothing interesting, it just caught my attention

>arguing about an uncomfirmed anime

I was happy when this was just a thing we'd lust for in the homo /a/ threads. I hate tumblr. I hate it more than I ever have. Fuck everyone I am going to be a fujoshi hipster.

>>6682341
yeah they've been saying that on /a/ for a while, except with mugi and yui flipped because brown is obvious protag

honestly all the outcry about this, they'd be idiots if they didn't at least make an OVA

>>6680442
This. I am also a homosexual, but this just feels like a thing for the /a/ virgin guys who pretend to be 'totally gay' because they think that way they will have an excuse for being asocial losers.

>>6680338
"omg you think cartoons are hot?" those people

>>6682360
This is obviously for female fanservice. I don't see why that really matters. :/

>>6682348
was hipster really the word you meant there?

also did someone ITT actually use a yui reaction pic and then ask if KyoAni has done other things because she likes the animation style?

>>6682363
yeah, normalfags.

how did cute boys swimming become such a fucking clusterfuck jesus

>>6680338
As in, normalfag girls with 3D boyfriends who satisfy them every night. They have about 0 reason to watch that show, but they will still pretend to like it just to look like "omg she still likes those silly animes even tho she's so hot xD so special this girl!!".

>>6682348
Feels good to have tastes so esoteric tumblr fandumb can't ruin them

I will hunt down, kill and eat anyone who infects Dorohedoro with that idiocy

>>6682382
nah normalfags find moe shit a thousand times more unsettling than the fantasy/adventure crap

straight up sexualizing/romanticizing (even worse!) animated characters is well beyond what normalfags will do

>>6682400
No, I meant normalfag girls, as in girls like Tenleid, DerpQueen and so on. Girls who have sex on demand / whenever they need it - not the kind of girl who would get turned on by the drawings in OP or even
>gasp
watch the anime in question.

But they will still pretend to "zomg<3:D" love the show.

If it will ever become real, the only ones who will watch it are fujoshis, and the above mentioned "closeted" (=not actual) "homosexuals".

>>6682413
oh... yeah. by the time you're tripping on 4chan I would not consider you a normalfag, but I guess ymmv.

>>6682428
I used normalfag as in 'not a shutin / outcast / someone with a normal social / sexual life'.

>cosplay thread that's on-topic and breaking no rules
>deleted because it's negative or talks about a cosplayer the janitor doesn't like
>/a/ thread talking about anime boys
>this can stay ^_^

Why did moot appoint this moronic janitor?

>>6682432
I think this might be an /a/ vs /r9k/ thing? because I've heard normalfag used on /r9k/ that way but I'm still more familiar with it meaning "someone unaware of and with little/no interest in weeaboo shit."

>>6682440
Yes, on /a/ normalfag means someone who's not into anime. Here, it is often necessary to pretend you actually like anime, so others cannot ridicule you for being an attention whore that cosplays something she doesn't watch, so even though the normalfag girls don't watch anime, they still say they do.

>>6682437
what on-topic thread was deleted?

>>6682341
That art was earlier concept-art for their little project, which is why they look a bit different from the actual commercial.
And on such short notice, every cosplay so far has to be a closet cosplay, so expect inaccuracies.

>>6682450
I feel like we have bridged a cultural divide today. thank you, anon.

>>6680324
what a cute cat! where is she from?

>>6682454
just today, or the hundreds since the janitor came to town?

>>6682466
recently, past two days

Round 2 of Crunchyroll's "cosplay" contest.

>>6682473
guy on the lower right looks like a total faggot but at least he tried

>>6682473
Holy shit. The asians are laughable with their DYEL bodies, but the whites are even worse. The bottom one is ugly and the one on the right is like, holy shit, a 40 year old.

>>6682517
I think you'd either cringe, or rage at the comments, then.
Blond-asian and bottom-left with the towel have like 3-5x as many Likes as everyone else.

>>6682533
Well they are the only tolerable looking ones. But they still don't have the bodies for their characters.

>>6682473
Only bottom left tried, everyone else just posted old swim team photos.

Please finally die in a hellish fire with your putrid selfshit, CR

>>6683146
I don't even understand how the site got popular. It sounds like the name for a chocolate bar or something.

>>6682637
Yeah, old swim team photos don't count, especially if you aren't ripped. And the good swimmers at state/national level have good looking bodies...

>>6683165
Before it went legit it used to be a site with a ton of fansubs for streaming. It was really popular with people who didn't know how to get the fansubs in the usual ways, so it got a huge fanbase.They used subscription money to eventually license some series, and it got more popular with the "Supporting the industry" crowd, as well as keeping lots of the old fans.

>>6682473
Keeping in mind that all of these are either closet cosplays, or taken before the commercial aired:

>Towel-dude in front of pool. 252 votes.
Between the wig, location, and use of a towel to cover up likely DYEL body, easy winner of the lot.

>Blond Asian in white trunks. 149 votes.
Though it isn't too bad (from this group), he should have acted more like the Shota persona. Probably would have been doing a lot better-off if he had.

>Black leggings with full-body shot. 56 votes.
Shit location, needs wig, self-shot image in bedroom mirror.

>Guy with black hair, multiple pictures. 53 votes.
Has potential, but should have taken a picture more like Towel-dude.

>Skinny swim team Asian at pool. 8 votes.
Probably just a candid photo from a swim meet he pulled off Facebook. Personally don't think it really counts.

>Tattoo guy. 7 votes.
Needs to hide tatt, wear wig. Can't even tell which one he's trying to be.

>>6681269
Except everything I've been told about the new streaming site launching indicates that the companies involved want their own site because they think they can make more money on their own instead of relying on international licensing. The problem is, Japan really sucks at handling international distribution initiatives when it comes to anime.

Better yet, ask Funimation how their tie up with NicoNico worked out since it was supposed to crush CR when it was announced, to the joy of ANN's editorial team.

CR is still going to have the same amount of simulcasts as last season and maybe more, provided the production committees decide working with CR is a better course of action instead of relying on an unproven portal that has yet to even launch outside of a press release.

If their social media person jumping on a micro trend somehow equals desperation and not just pandering to their sizable audience, then CR really has nothing to worry about. They're venture and broadcaster backed for a good reason and they're profitable, something that really can't be said for a lot of American companies involved in anime and manga.

>>6683694
THIS.

Just look at how Bandai ran their own US-side into the ground.

The attention whores of my city's community are already cosplaying this....why....

>>6683873
You answered your own question
>attention whores

>>6680331
>Shitty fake abs
Did you draw these on?

>>6683967
Yep, they're fake. You can tell by how the lines are completely on the same level as the "abs".

you ever in a thread.. and you realize you don't know why everyone's mad.. even after readin through the whole thing

>>6684062
yup. apparently people are mad that there's already cosplay of it? why? If the rumors of it being only a commercial is true then there's no reason for anyone to be upset.

>>6684077
Uh... it's not a "rumor" that it's only a commercial. It is only a commercial. The "rumor" is that it might be developed into anything more.

>>6684097
okay, then why are people upset?

>>6684104
Because cosplaying as a commercial is goofy? I don't know, I'm not personally upset.

>>6684062
>>6684104
I think they're upset because such a stupid, 30-second animation demonstration created a relatively huge fandom and following overnight, and that admittedly, Crunchyroll's response was pretty unprofessional.

I'm actually one of the contest entries, and I've just been sitting back lurking and laughing at this thread.
I wasn't expecting to win, I'm not expecting an anime out of it, or to make a /cgl/-worthy cosplay in the less than 24 hours we had to throw this together, so any comments about how bad my closet cosplay are, are rightly deserved and dually noted.

>>6681269
>their official Tumblr has been roleplaying that Crunchyroll is the dark-haired swimmer's girlfriend

>>6684218
And mother fuckers said "Cruncyhroll is a good thing!" and "Crunchyroll is just as good as fansubs!"

HAHAHA I knew they fucking reeked of awfulness and I fucking called it.

>>6684231
ok so I'm going to sound like a retard but.. why is CrunchyRoll used?

>>6684234
So moralfags can bitch at people for watching anime for free illegally.

At least that's been my experiance with people from CR.

>>6682379
I didn't mean other anime, I meant other commercials. I didn't know animation studios did commercials. Sorry anon, I just watch anime, I don't look too much into anything else.

>>6684231
>Crunchyroll is just as good as fansubs

Who said this?
I will personally arrive at their residence and choke a bitch.

>>6684062
Not particularly this one, but I've seen some other threads on /a/ and stuff and people are so mad about something, I don't even know why they are so mad. It's like a supernatural phenomenon.

>>6684234
People too dumb to access animu in any other way.

>>6684249
I'm surprised people still use it,is it like the myspace of animu streaming?

I won't lie, it's really infuriating that this new janitor goes around deleting everyone's threads for superficial or even non-existent reasons but a thread like this which is nothing more than "hay check out some anime guys lol XD" stays up.

We can't even have a fucking civil conversation about cosplay, the board's one intention, if the janitor doesn't like it or features a cosplayer the janitor doesn't want to see, but apparently being subjected to /a/ spam is fine. If this kind of stuff is okay then let us have our fucking cosplay threads.

Non-anime looks better thought, less K-ON! like.

>>6684293
People keep saying this but what threads are being deleted? Every time someone posts this I check the archive and it's fucking nothing. I'm opposed to overly strict janitoring as much as the next guy and if there's proof I'd gladly take it to /q/.

>>6684316
Try opening your eyes sometime.

>>6684241
Yeah, there's other commercials like this one up on YouTube, and a playlist of them all somewhere...

>>6684436
Either you can link the posts in the archive or I'm going to assume you're tilting at windmills here.

I hope this will be really gay.
Fingers crossed.

>>6684125
Do people still cosplay Flo? It think it's more that this is all happening very VERY quickly without any real indication if something is to come from it.

>>6684310
Things like this make me really hope something comes of it. Considering I couldn't even get through much of PoT because of the sheer amounts of ghei I really hope if Swimming Anime because legit that I can put up with it.

>>6684525
That's pretty much guaranteed.

I hope this gets made, and I hope it's actually not yaoi.

I got over my yaoi phase long ago, I just want to see some sexy boys doing sexy things.
I also want the anime industry to stop with the noodle bodies and draw actual men with muscles like these boys. All their ottermode is glorious.

Hoodie is my current favorite.
He actually looks old enough to not be a shota, so I'm all for it.

>>6684619
If KyoAni's shows for the last few seasons are anything to go by, I doubt it would be straight out yaoi.
I'd also like for more characters with this body type.
It means I don't have to starve myself, or turn into a bodybuilder. It's a nice non-flabby middle ground, for once.

>>6684630
The swimmer body type is probably closest to kpop abs/ottermode. Which means you do have to turn into a bodybuilder AND starve yourself, since that kind of muscle definition means that you've bulked up your muscles then trimmed down nearly all your fat for the muscles to show.

>>6684640
Ottermode == Brad Pitt from Fight Club.

Those are DYELs who just happen to have low bf%

>>6684640
My ovaries exploded. Thank you.

>>6684630
wow this graphic is terrible. has this guy ever seen a pectoral?

>>6684640
B-but I am a swimmer... I'd just have to go on a cut for probably 4-6 weeks to get abs like that, which isn't too bad.

And that's the (athletic) middle ground I was talking about. Those guys are all pretty average-sized, just low body fay %.
You could be 30 lbs underweight (or overweight), and still have abs.

>>6684640
Swimmer bodies are ottermode, you fucking koreeaboo.

People should stop calling this kid a shota. He's not a shota.

He looks atleast 15 and with that body, it doesn't matter how young he is, he ain't no shota.

Yaoi landwhale perverts always trying to push their fantasies onto charcters.

>>6684665
>Yaoi landwhale perverts always trying to push their fantasies onto charcters.
No shit, that's the whole fanbase for this 30 second commercial. Are you seriously arguing that you are the better ~canon fan~ for a guy whose character is "the short one that wears a hoodie"?

You know if people want this made into an anime, I feel like someone should screencap the number of views and send it to KyoAni or something.

Or someone who speaks moon could get the Japanese in on the petitions or whatnot.

>>6684673
I bet you're that same butthurt guy from /a/ who basically admitted he completely hated women and that's why you keep saging these threads like a retard.

>>6684674
KyoAni is aware of it. It was on some nip anime site, that gaijin are losing it over this commercial. Also there's already porn on pixiv, so clearly some of them took notice as well.

>>6684673
>canon fan

wat. What does that even mean?

>>6684676
No, I'm actually a seagull and a fujoshi, I'm just saging because it's off-topic and I'm trying to be polite.

>>6684678
It doesn't mean shit, that's the point. There is no canon. He could be an extremely buff 8 year old for all we know. Getting butthurt because some people are imagining him as a shota is asinine.

>>6684676
>almost 2014
>still thinking there's some 'guys' from /a/

>>6684686
If an 8 year old was extremely buff and looked like that, he's not a shota.

>imagining

Well, no one has to imagine because if you have eyes you can clearly see that he's not a shota.

I guess I can just go and say he has black hair now, because there's "no canon".

Fuck off pedo fujoshit.

>>6684700
You don't seem to know what a shota is, there are plenty of buff shotas. It refers only to age. There are also buff lolis. People are odd and like various things, I'm sorry that upsets you ;_;

>Fuck off pedo fujoshit
No thanks. You could stop getting so mad at a literally nonexistant fandom dispute.

>>6682382
You have problems.

A fujoshi doesn't stop being a fejoshi when she gets a boyfriend.

>>6684712
>you don't seem to know what a shota is
>there are plenty of buff shotas
>U SO MAD
>IM NOT MAD EVEN THO IM REPLYING THERES NOTHING TO BE MAD ABOUT Y U SO MAD

Just shut up, pedo.

>>6684723
>fejoshi

lol me and my typos.

The amount of rage ITT is mindblowing.

The only thing I'm raging about is the fucking lack of fanservice for female anime viewers. You men are so spoiled you don't even fucking comprehend.

>>6684723
>normalfag girls
>fujoshi

>>6684728
Haha, that gif.
When I was about 6, my Great Dane did that to me and knocked out a tooth.
Sage for completely off topic.

>>6684728
Yes, I forgot it's impossible to reply to someone on 4chan without being mad at them.

Maybe that's true for you, but it's not actually true for everybody.

>>6684738
About as on topic as the rest of the thread bro.

>>6682363
>>6682382
PROTIP: You're not special just because you watch anime.
You're still a normalfag unless you're otaku weeaboo-tier to like, autistic levels.

You bitches are just as bad as "GURRRLL GAMERZZZ"

>>6684748
>IM NOT MAD
>U SO MAD

You're literally just repeating yourself.

>>6684750
No... you are new here. Very new.

>>6684750
Yes, because we wouldn't have anyone on here like that at all.

>>6684757
>not fat
Waifu tier for /a/. No matter how she looks, she's not fat and has a vagina. If she's a virgin to boot, she's perfect waifu / idoru levels.

>>6684756
>>6684757
No, you stupid tumblrwhales, learn to fucking read. I said you're not special JUST because you watch anime.

If you're autistic, then obviously I'm not talking about you.

and that girl has a severe case of special snowflake syndrome.

>MUHH LEJUN V MASK

>>6684765
You don't know what you're talking about.

The difference we're talking about here is girls that watch animu | girls that never actually watch animu, but still pretend to because they need to, to avoid being ridiculed by the former group.

>>6684763
>she could possibly have sex, so she can't be an autistic otaku!
>>>/a/
>>>/r9k/
that's not how life works

>>6684765
>Special snowflake syndrome because the mask.
Did you even look at the rest of the picture?
If I saw anyone with a collection of anything that extensive, I wouldn't consider them a "normie."

>>6684765
Wow, your opinions are super interesting.

>>6684770
Well, yes, girls who have boyfriends drilling them have no reason to be fujoshi?

>>6684767
I'm not talking to you, sit down bitch.

>implying your post doesn't reek of special snowflake syndrome anyway

>>6684772
I wouldn't consider her a normie either. I'd consider her a retard tryhard.

>>6684772
Interesting enough considering you took the time to reply.
Oh, but you don't care, right?

>>6684778
O-okay, I will sit down like the bitch that I am, mighty dominant a-anon-sama. I will now dream about you Alpha male having your way with me, since that's typically what women like me want.

>>6684779
the difference between "could possibly get laid" and "is getting laid" is tremendous

>>6684781
Not for girls, no.

>>6684772
I wouldn't consider her a normie either. I'd consider her a retard tryhard.

>>6684775
Interesting enough considering you took the time to reply.
Oh, but you don't care, right?

>>6684783
>d-dat lulu
where?

>>6684770
Only ugly and really fat women can possibly relate to the lonliness it really takes to be at that level.

>>6684783
>calls someone a bitch
>IT MUST BE A MAN WHO WANTS TO OPRESS ME

It's like I'm really on tumblr.

>>6684783
>mac
PHOENIX WRIGHT CHOOSES DEATH!

I seriously did not think this thread could get worse than off-topic shitposting about a commercial.

>>6684794
again people not understanding the whole 1:1 ratio in heterosexual sex business. it's like I'm really on /r9k/.

I don't even get why people who don't even watch anime are getting so flustered about this.

>>6684802
then hide the thread.

>>6684807
wut?

>>6684816
assuming heterosexuality, for every lonely man not in a relationship there is a lonely woman. 1:1.

>>6684723
>A fujoshi doesn't stop being a fejoshi when she gets a boyfriend.
she does tho. she can still like anime/her hobbies but she isn't fujoshi-level anymore.

>>6684807
But there is no 1:1 ratio? Subjective opinions aside, if you made an SQL table for men and women (short ver.)

CREATE TABLE guy (
prk_guy_id INT PRIMARY KEY,
guy_name NTEXT,
guy_surname NTEXT,
girl_id INT );

CREATE TABLE girl (
prk_girl_id INT PRIMARY KEY,
girl_name NTEXT,
girl_surname NTEXT,
guy_id INT );

Only a complete moron can not see that for N records in either table "guy" or table "girl" you can have 1 (the same) record in the guy/girl_id column.

That is clearly, and without any subjectivity to it, a N:M relation.

Go eat an alkaline earth metal, you uneducated cretin.

>>6684736
Guess I was thrown off by the part where you said someone with a 3D boyfriend has no reason to watch that kind of show.

>>6684826
okay, can you dial down the autism and try to explain this not in code? I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt and assuming you have an actual point here.

>>6684830
What I wrote
>normalfag girls - who tend to have 3D boyfriends
What you chose to see
>girls who have boyfriends

>>6684821
If you consider most women prefer riding the cock carosel to dating inferior men, that's not true.

>>6684825
So if someone found out that I loved yaoi, watched BL movies and JGV, wrote gay fanfiction, owned hug pillows with my husbandos on them, etc etc all the trademarks of a fujoshi, I don't think I'd suddenly not count because I have an actual boyfriend. Being single would add to the fujoshi levels but I think it's kind of arguing semantics to say someone with a boyfriend is officially not fujoshi. Polite-ish sage because this is a retarded argument in the first place.

>>6684839
[citation needed]

>>6684844
considering some people (like real fujoshi) own body pillows cause they don't actually have human warmth.

You can be an otaku, but your not FUJOSHI LEVEL if your normal enough to have a bf.

>>6684835
There is no autism necessary to understand that code.
Each line in the () represents one column in a table that you would create if you wanted to represent information about males/females in a table. The only unique values are in the column that starts with "prk_*". Let's say it's the serial number of the person, in order it was born on planet Earth (that ensures it's a unique number).

Here's an example input for the tables.

"males"
prk / name / surname / girl_id
-------------------------------------------
6 / Corey / Feldman / 4
7 / José / Estevez / 26
8 / Pablo / Estevez / 26

"females"
prk / name / surname / guy_id
-------------------------------------------
24 / Anita / Saaksverian / 6
25 / Hillary / Clinton / 6
26 / Senorita / Estevez / 6

As you can see, there is no rule that would prevent over 9000 women to sleep with Corey Feldman. Nor does it prevent both Pablo and José from sleeping with their mother.

>>6684860
Of course, in reality, we would have a in-between attribute entity "relations" whose identifier would be, say, {prk_guy,prk_girl} and it could contain additional information, but it was just an example to show how you cannot beat logic 101.

>commence inevitable uneducated cretin response
America.

>>6684860
explaining human relationships through code is pretty autistic brah. and I still have no idea what your point is. if 1000 chicks had sex with one guy, it would still be a 1:1 ratio of amount of sex men and women have had.

>>6684862
Considering some boyfriends/girlfriends are batshit insane I'm deeply unconvinced by the "normal enough" argument.

>>6684869
No, there is nothing autistic about it. You're just too idiotic to understand it.

Everything in the world can be cut up to such entities. No matter how complicated you want them to be - you can appease that by say, having a NTEXT column in the "relationship" in-between entity called "what_made_this_a_unique_special_snowflake?". A ~3000 character limit for this columns values would certainly do the trick.

Of course, it cannot be used as an actual primary key, because there is no rule of the universe that would prevent two relationship to be the same.

Face it, "brah", you just got hit by pure logic, and you can't fight back with your room temperature IQ, so you now can only resort to ad hominems.

I don't even care about who has it about relationships, I just came into this thread to prove that you are a moron for daring to say that the relation between "males" and "females" in term of relationships would be 1:1 - something that is logically impossible.

>captcha
>nological fanutio
Even that thinks you're full of shit.

>>6684878
>>6684860
>>6684826
/thread

>>6684878
>accuse me of ad hominems
>literally a post entirely of ad hominems
you didn't disprove it at all. one man having sex with 1000 women is still a 1:1 sexual ratio between genders. two men having sex with their moms is still a 1:1 sexual ratio. there is no logical way to disprove this and your code did not do so.

>>6684877
i suppose it's whether or not one is having sex, is the deciding factor in what makes one a fujoshi. This is why most male otaku dislike low level female otaku who claim to be "so fujoshi" how can they be when they are ACTUALLY GETTING LAID.