/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>6715903
Bea, Lisa and I just look at him. Then when back to divide our stuff and upload pics. We try to ignore Jogs the whole night but he keeps OOOhing and AAAhing at his stuff and pics. Then shoving his photos of himself with other cosplayers at us . Please note most of them are with guys he manhandles inappropriately (deathgrip on arms, hand to near the pelvic area). And a couple of shots where he looks like his making fun of female cosplayers. One showed him in what looked like he was shoving his Yaio Paddle up someones bent over butt. Then I recognize it as my ass. I give him a glare and just went back to scanning 4chan pics. Then his cell rings. We hear him say to someone “Sure, we can party at MY apartment”. Bea immediately slams the cell from his hand. “No party. You have no right and who the fuck do you think you are? I just had about enough from you!” And all the time, Lisa was pulling Bea away from him.

What happens next, Jogs slaps her. She slapped Bea hard enough to draw blood. “Listen her missy,” the homo commands. “I’m older than you so you will respect me! The only reason you guys are here is because of me. So shut up and mind your own business!”

>>6715912
I meant "He Slapped Bea hard". Stupid blurry eyes.

>>6715912
what a fucking asshole! where do people get the audacity to act that way? I will never understand it.

>>6715944
I still don't understand too.

>>6715912
WTF! He’s only here because he wailed on his mom that it was unfair that Lisa gets to go on the trip that if he can’t go, she can’t. This trip was Bea, Lisa’s and Mine. And this is Indies apartment. Common sense!
“Get out! Go home! ” Bea
“I go and Lisa is coming with me” Jogs
Door pops open and in walks Indie. “Left some stuff”, he explains then stops dead when he sees Beas’ bleeding lip. Looks at each of us in turn then sits on a stool on the kitchen Island. “What?”
Bea, glaring at Jogs angrily replies “Nothing.”
Indie give this look that he knows what exactly is happening. “I’d send you guys home right now but I have work. I’d put you on a train but it’s 9 pm now.” He stands up to get something from his sound room and is out the door, with this passing threat “Touch my cousin again…”

The rest of the night was spent in silence. Occasionally interrupted by Jogs giggling on his phone and oohing aahing his stuff/pics.

>>6715953
Jogs reminds me of a retarded version of Viserys Targaryen.

>>6715956
Was just thinking this.

>>6715953
Jogs sounds like a typical Australian bogan bastard..

>>6715953
Is that it? :[

Post faster, please. This is is getting interesting.

It's been a while since I read something worth archiving.

Here is the Cheeto-chan story as a png. It's been posted a few times before IIRC.

Is this all? I was hoping for some crazy shit to happen.

>>6716021
>>6716038
>>6716062
Sorry. Dosed of. Still on meds.

>>6715953
Morning comes and we find Jogs has already left for the con. We find Beas costume has been dry cleaned. With a note from Indie. Do not wash. Color runs. Had it dry cleaned. You owe me $17.90.

We decided to take our time eating breakfast. Watched some cartoons.
“You guys are still here? Why?” Indie just appeared behind us.
“Not in a rush like yesterday. Con will still be there till mother nature kills them.” Bea replies. “why don’t you come with us?”
“no.”
“Please!” We all start begging him.
“No.”
“It’ll be fun! Plenty of cute girls there”
“Hmmm…”
“You’re going! Yay!”
So off we went. Me in my Konoko costume. Bea in her Harley Quinn and Lisa in her Evangelion Suit. Indie… Black Pants, boots and a blue sweater with Piano Cat printed on the back… Hair in a ponytail…
He looked cute.

>>6716144
more pls

>>6716144
At the con. It was just like the day before. But with more people. And retardeness. Narutards everywhere Yaio paddling everyone. Con security confiscating them as soon as they see someone use one. We went around and around. A few times Idie would disappear to take pics. But he would always find us, no matter the crowd. We saw an adorable 6 yr. old Chun Li. Indie took a shot of us together. Little Chun Li asked what he was dressed as. Indie replies with no one. Littlt Chun Li goes “You’re here and you’re not in costume. Aren’t you having fun?” Indie stares at the girl.
Long stare.
“You’re right. I should be in costume.”
Little Chun Li smiles and it was, for lack of words, truly adorable!
Indie turns to us and said he’ll just be a minute or so away. Then the freaky movie disappearing act happens. Loud Sailor Moos walked between us and Indie is gone.
Coolness factor way above acceptable limits.

>>6716207
>Loud Sailor Moos

>>6716207
Took more photos. Saw some sort of impromptu sketch of Cloud killing Mario. Saw Deadpool, not sure if Youtube Famous Deadpool.

Saw a nine tail fox. Nine fluffy white tails. Blue white ears. White wig. Green eyes… Fuck! Indie is gorgeous! Anyone who went to this con would recognize who I just described. I believe you may have seen him. Or pics of him. Hint is late 2004. He replaced his shirt with a black sleeveless top. And he tucked his pant legs into his boots. His boots had actual shiny buckles. 4 or 5 each. And he has untied his hair.
He was posing for some pics. Most with others. Some solos. One girl went up to him, asking if she could take his pic. He grabs her camera, Hands it to another guy to take BOTH their pics. And he gets her number…

He finally sees us. “Hey! What do you think?” and he does a 360 to show off.
Bea grins like an idiot “Indie, you’re awesome!”
He grins back “Yes! Yes I am!”
My panties has never ever felt so loose in my life.

>>6716233
>My panties has never ever felt so loose in my life.

Why am I feeling some joke coming up here...

>>6716233
We strolled everywhere at the con. Sometimes separating. But always meeting up. I once saw him posing in front of a glass panel when he was asked by Photogs/cosplayers. He gladly smiled at the cameras. Then we all heard a muted squeal. Some Purple Lolita runs to gromp him. From the other side of the glass panel. A very clean glass panel. A very clean STURDY SHATTERPROOF glass panel. I think there is a video of this on her side of the glass panel.
WUMPUNGNGNGNGngngng…
Makeup on the Glass panel.
Indie actually faces the glass with a concerned look.
Later Jogs find us. Or Jogs finds Indie.

>>6716252
We were at the game booths. Indie was watching Bea throw those long haired Trolls at soda cans.
A shrill girly man voice emits “Indie-san! So Kawaii Desu Ka something something!”
Jogs, dressed as a Japanese Female elementary student, is running towards him, arms outstretched, MoMo bag flying behind him.
Indie swivels his head, looks, and out of nowhere, grabs a Naruto cosplayer and shoves said cosplayer into the running form of Jogs.
Down they go in a tangle of limbs. Indie just walks away. Bea and I in tow. Lisa in shocked indecision. I have to call out to her just to get her moving.

>>6716272
more

Sorry. Dozed off again. To be sick on the weekend sucks.

>>6716272
“You guys Hungry?” Indie asks us. And before we could answer, takes our free hands (loot bags, people!) and drags us out of the convention hall to a nearby restaurant across the street. Indie and I have seats beside the windows, facing each other. While waiting for our orders to arrive, Lisa and Bea went to the ladies room. For your info, we were the only ones in the restaurant in cosplay. The rest were normals.

Indie and I got into talking. Actually, I got him to talk. I asked if he really drove out to our town just to pick us up. He replies he was actually there to see his dad and pick up some things from home because he is permanently moving out. I also asked him if he hated all gays. He said no. Just the ones who are blatant about it and forces one to accept them. And he goes on to explain. And I’m sharing it cause he made me think about it. “A gay person is just a person. He or she could be a friend or enemy or just another person. It’s up to the people they meet on how they accept them.”
Then out of the blue “Aryanna, right?” I nod.
“You Navajo?.. Native American?
JEEZUZ FREAKIN CRUST!!! No one would ever guess that of me. My friends only know if they come by and meet my family. I look more Mexican. How did he know?
I say “Yes, um.. how did…”
“You seem a bit more red and your posture” he says.
“Wha..?” Am at a loss.
Thankfully Bea and Lisa came back to the table.
After eating, we go back to the con.
Indie was hanging with me more than Bea this time.

>>6716361
I needed to use the restroom. So I left them watching the singing contest.
So there I was sitting quietly in my little cubicle. Stretch leggings around the top of my ankle boots.
Someone pours gravy on me, over the top of the cubicle door. Two large cups of gravy. Before I can scream the sound of running and the restroom door closing. Then I scream.
No one heard me.
I use up the tissue roll cleaning myself as best as I can. The gravy has permeated the gel in my hair, ruined my make-up, stained my costume and I smell like gravy.
I call up Bea on my cell. It took five tries before she picked up. I told her what happened. She got to me in less than five minutes. She walked me out of there. Lisa and Indie were waiting outside.
Lisa with a horrified look. Indie, with his lifeless stare just says, “Time to go.”
I was out of it by the time we were back at the apartment. I do remember that they stopped to talk to con security. I went to the bathroom to clean myself and to get into clean clothes. I actually took my time there because I started crying. Once done I returned to Bea and others. And of course, discussion was what happened to me.
Drawn out and nothing conclusive.
“I think it was Jogs.” Indie volunteers. “He did talk to me when you left for the toilet. He told me he saw both of us at the restaurant. I ignored him and he left.”
Lisa auto refutes that and before she can continue, Indie interrupts her with “Get a spine!”
Which makes Lisa look at her toes.
“Lisa”, Indie continues, “Your brother is shit. Come college for you guys, you better not be like what you are now. People will only walk all over you.”
Silence
Indie declared he’s going to bed and to wake him at six.

>>6716403
Indie wakes before we can call on him. We’re sitting around and he takes one look at us
“No plans?”
“None. Jogs was here awhile ago to change cause he’s going to a party.” Lisa tell him.
“And he didn’t invite you? Surprise, surprise! You guys got clothes to go out in?“
He then leads us to his bedroom. Gray sheets on a bed that does not look like it has been slept on. Clean wooden floor like his living room. I would say Spartan but it does look like a guy lives here.
He opens a closet and in it, Womens clothes and shoes.
Take your pick he says.
Enter scene of sale day at the mall.
I got a hold of one black, off shoulder and pleated skirt dress and I ask him why does he have womens clothes.
“They belong to my dead girlfriend”

>>6716416
Thissss is starting to sound like utter bullshit.

>>6716418
indeed

>>6716418
You think? some stoic band guy who is half asian/half irish with green eyes who is perfect and knows everything helping a buncha teens and OP's mary-sue, with him knowing exactly how to handle any situation. It's a bad fanfic. Started out fun to read, but it's just dragging on at this point.

Come on, OP. You're on drugs, you said it yourself. Maybe you should just wrap it up and go get some sleep.

>>6716418
>
You didnt realise a few posts ago? Im just here to see how OP ends it. Definitely a Mary Sue fiction this one

>>6716416
He has locked my eyes unto his.

“Gotcha!”

“Indie!” Bea whines at him. “That’s not funny!”
He smirks at her. He then explains the clothes are from a side project months ago and he has yet to return them.
“So what are you planning?”
“It’s your last night here. What do you think?”
We got dressed quickly.
He takes us to dinner at some restaurant (I don’t remember the name) Then he took us to the club he works at. Had to have those Under 18 blue plastic bracelets so the waiters/bartenders would know not to serve us Alcohol.
Sometime around 2 am we get back to the apartment. The police are there.

>>6716418
Even to me I have to agree.
>>6716423
Trying to. Just not thinking clearly. Give me two more post. No more than four. To me he's perfect.

>>6716437
yeah right

>>6716423
Ditto on all counts.

It even has the "OMG GAY ANTAGONIST!" that lots of Mary Sue fics have. At least the author goes out of their way to point out "HOMOS R PEOPLE TOO GUIZ"

I have a small story from a while ago.
The convention I go to annually is based in London, and it's quite close to the train station and so on, so you sometimes get normal people walking by
Anyway, a few kids no more than 14 come over to check it out (all the cosplayers hang around outside), mind you these kids are the stereotypical chavs
Some cosplayers started calling them names and stuff, I guess trying to rile them up? I mean, I get that these are 'Chavs' and probably the type of kids who picked on these cosplayers for being weird in school, but it was unnecessary and sad
I went over and talked to the kids, and I explained to them what it was about. They were actually pretty sweet kids, and seemed genuinely interested in it
I felt really awful though, because of, yeah, the cosplayers who were yelling at them and stuff

>>6716437
Jogs moved the party to Indies place after the hotel kicked them out. Things got out of hand and the police were called in.
Indies apartment was trashed. Alcohol bottle everywhere. Vomit. His soundroom was still locked but the door had marks of being kicked. One of the partiers was found to have a couple of joints.
In short, Lisa and Jogs parents were called. Bea got an angry call which was passed to Indie. Indie made some calls asking for help.
Early morning found us on the train back home. Indie was given noticed by the building super to vacate the premises in 30 days.
And a year later, I enrolled at his school.

>>6716451
I'm sorry it comes out that way.


My story just drags. But seeing the others posted which has the same premise as posts by Pastel Confections and such authors as the Horse Girl and Ursula... I'll leave it at that.

>>6716423
also indie sounds like kind of a tryhard asshole? I mean yeah unwanted dude rapping in your car is annoying but who the fuck takes their eyes off the road on the fucking freeway just to alpha glare them down?

>>6716470
Apparently him

Posting an oldie but a goodie

Did someone say Ursula?

>>6716484
I've actually never read this one before and I'm only halfway through

but holy shit I think I went to college with this girl.

Unless there are more than one fat, obnoxious weeb with oddly placed facial hair that calls herself Rock chan

>>6716503

>>6716506
wow I always hoped that one was fake

Dammit Aryanna, I was archiving this already. But now it's all bad fanfictionny. Dammit, gurl.


>>6716503
Jesus christ, who the hell made this? I had a better screenshot of it lying around, but I can't seem to find it...


Does anyone know how this story ended?

>>6716526
This one seems pretty real to me. Most of the ones that actually happened have sort of anti-climactic endings like that. Because that's how these things normally turn out in my experience.

I am almost certain that this girl went to college with me. One of my friends called her the bane of the Asian Studies department. She was infamous for being a huge weeb and wearing terrible closet cosplay nearly every day.

She also wore this hat that apparently was ordered from Gaia. It was the one with with the 3 foot long ears. She would even wear it when it was hot. It got to be pretty filthy after a while.

>>6716532
Which story? Wheelchair stabbing or Ursula?

>>6716532
Archive it. It could be an example of what not to write.

>>6716541

The wheelchair stabbing.

>>6716544
Sure, I was halfway there anyway. Just waiting for the end as soon as Aryanna's Ibuprofen wears off.

While we are sitting around this /cgl/-campfire, here is some nice fiction.

>>6716546
I take ibuprofen regularly, Pretty sure that's not the problem, no side effects .. unless I'm actually dreaming and I do fucked up stuff without knowing it

>>6716546
I think it ends just like that. Wheel chair girl was not online to answer questions after she posted her story 2 years ago.

About Aryannas story, most of it sounds made up But I belive her god worship. Is it a good chance she was a weaboo herself?

I've been lurking in weaboo horror threads for a while now, so here I'll post my own share
Nothing big though.

>be at halloween anime con party
>met this 16 years old something, on the chubby side, I'll call her P
>P wearing a plain black t-shirt, hoodies along with a few neko accessories. Her hair was a total mess and had streaks of dyed black hair
>weeb alert
>I bumped into her a few times during the party, she was calm and collected, had a good time
>the party ended around 1 am. Few night buses were around, and the subway will close down soon.
>P had no lift and is too scared to go home alone.
>Found her arguing with a guy i befriended during the party, I'll call him 'Fro
>P yelled at 'Fro for abandoning her and she has nowhere to go and is too scared to bus home in the dark by herself.
>Well, understandable considering she was a young girl, although the argument turned tedious and P ended up sounding extremely whiny.
>I butt in, said that she can stay in my house for a night, as I live close by
>welp sure
>We ended up squeezing on a single bed. Her feet odour kind of bugged me, but oh well
>next day, we woke up at late morning
>she was hogging my computer the entire day checking out her Facebook
>oh_god_why_can't_she_just_GTFO_already.zip
>"P-chan, I have something to do this afternoon, so you'll have to leave soon."
>ignored, continuing checking her FB full of entry-level eroge & ecchi shit
>had to call my mommy to come and fetch us food since I don't trust her to leave her alone in my room
>mommy came, made food, told me in our language that she doesn't like this girl
>"me neither sob but can't help it"
>She ended up staying til 4 when her mommy came and picked her up
>For the entire day i was trapped sitting on my bed with her
>P went home, thanked me on FB
>"anon-chan, are you coming for this year's animu con?"
>I can smell the spaghetti

I later asked 'Fro what was her problem.
Apparently she had a crush on him but the latter also found her annoying?

Fake stories?

I remember the one about the twins who tried to rape their classmate, meaning the writer of the story.

>>6716566
It's been discussed that we will no longer use letters as names. If one has to identify, just make up a name.

I have a weeaboo-ish story.

So you know how there's that ONE GUY that no one in your group of friends seems to like, who is totally aware he's unpopular and yet shows up at all your gatherings despite not being invited?

For our group, it is a guy I will call T-Rex. I call him that because he has huge chest and shoulder mass and his disproportionally short arms were emphasized by the fact that they were swole as fuck. He also apparently didn't have a friend that didn't let him skip leg day. But I digress. His personality was far less attractive than his physique.

If you took the worst of /fit/, /a/ and /v/ and put it all in one person, you would have T-Rex. He is also the male version of the GURL GAMUR stereotype everyone hates in that he was like

"I'M A COOL NERD. I WATCH BLEACH AND DRAGON BALL, BUT I ALSO GET BITCHES AND PLAY BEER PONG. I'M NOT A LOSER LIKE ALL THOSE OTHER NERDY GUYS."

>>6716552

Nah, it was just a lame medicine joke, since Ibuprofen barely has any noticeable side-effects.

And maybe you actually drank some rohypnol yourself~.

Here is another golden one.

>>6716588
There are many T-Rex stories I could regale you with, but I'll give you the most recent one:

We were at a con when what to our wondering eyes should appear, but T-Rex dressed in some bad cosplay gear?

This time though he had brought a date, which was an even bigger surprise since despite all his talk, he hardly ever gets the girl. The Rikku to his shoddy, wigless Zell Dincht was a cute blonde with a fit pear shape.

Now, T-Rex is enough of an obnoxious tool on his own, but he is always much, much worse if he's near a girl he's interested in. Then again considering he buys into all that PUA bullshit, I'm not surprised. It gets worse the more attractive the girl is. This girl was substantially better looking than all the other girls (with the exception of maybe one) that he's been with.

What's more, he's one of those really 'territorial' guys that assumes everyone is after his date, even the guys in our group. If anyone spoke to Rikku in an effort to get to know her, he would puff up his chest and be like "Don't talk to her, talk to me". He even tried to order for her when we went to lunch.

Dude. It's just Wendy's. It's not that serious.

>>6716615
So we spent most of the day attending various panels and buying shit at the dealer's room. T-Rex made Rikku carry all of his "Swag".

Earlier in the day, a Lolita and her friends came up and talked to the Lolita in our group about her dress. The other Lolita was new to our town so they exchanged info and agreed to hang out at their next little group thing.

Fast forward to just before we were about to go to dinner.

The Lolita shows up again, this time with only one friend in tow. The friend is a short, chubby girl in boy's clothes. Shyly, she asks Rikku where in the dealer's room she got her stuffed gloomy bear.

>>6716632
My guess is that T-Rex assumed this girl was a lesbian and therefore trying to get into Rikku's pants. To be fair, she looked like the stereotype because of her short, spiky hair and the way she was dressed. This is the only part of the whole day where I remember a conversation verbatim

T-Rex snapped "That's my girlfriend." and said it so meanly that the Lolita's friend actually flinched.

Rikku started to say she was just a date, but the Lolita goes

"Really? You know, I once put a Barbie doll in the microwave when I was little."

T-Rex gives her a blank look and she goes

"Oh, sorry. I thought we were talking about shit that has nothing to do with where your girlfriend got her Gloomy bear. That's literally all we want to know."

"So you want to know, too?"

The Lolita says 'yes'. and T-Rex responds

"Oh that's fine, you're safe." Rikku rolls her eyes and tells them where. Then, T-Rex outright tells them (unapologetically) that he mentioned she was his girlfriend because he thought the Lolita's friend was being a creeper and how okay that wasn't.

The Lolita smiles pleasantly and says

"Oh, she's not a lesbian. I am, though. And if I was trying to cop your girl, she would have been gone by now."

She then turns around and pimp walks out of there.

She and her friend maybe ten paces away before Rikku takes off after her.

Apparently, the fact that she was bisexual and had dated more women than men was what made him so defensive towards that poor girl.

We had to listen to his misogynistic ranting all through dinner, but it was hilarious.

>>6716664
omg what an awesome lolita

>>6716664
>She then turns around and pimp walks out of there.
lol

>>6716664
I want to be in pimp loli's harem.

>>6716664
>> Oh, sorry. I thought we were talking about shit that has nothing to do with where your girlfriend got her Gloomy bear.

God damn. She shut him down faster than a show made by Joss Whedon. Please tell me she was a sweet Lolita. I want to picture a cute girl in candy and frills completely and utterly making a fool out of this guy.

this guy sounds like the worst type of person. I demand more stories of him. You said you would have more.

>>6716773
>She shut him down faster than a show made by Joss Whedon
Buffy ran for 7 years

>>6716709
Seconded.

bump for more stories

I got a little something. This happened a few years back during my last year of high school.

Let me start by saying that I'm a brolita now, but back then I was just starting with some baby steps. I was just getting into the fashion, I didn't wear it to school or anything like that and I mostly kept it to my self I had a friend back then who was a lolita, she was pretty open and willing to help me out. Lets call her N. (She also kept lolita out of school.)

There was a good number of weebs at my school, most of them were fat, annoying, loud and just plain socially unacceptable. However, there was one particular girl that was part of their group but didn't seem as if she belonged there. She was Asian (which is probably one of the reasons the rest of the weebs dragged her everywhere they went), small, a little chubby and with higher standards with hygiene than the rest of them. Lets call her Azn-chan.

Azn-chan and N were kinda friends, not too close or anything and she would come hang with us every now and then. When Azn-chan was around (or anyone else for that matter), N knew that I didn't want her to mention anything about Lolita and involve me; I was still embarrassed and shit back then.

Azn-chan eventually started to hang out more and more with us while her other weeb friends would glare at us and try to get Azn-chan to leave with them. It never worked and honestly, I never really cared. However, this is how I started to get to know Azn-chan more and more and slowly It all came out: yaoi fan girl, bad fic writer, shitty animu "artist" (yaoi, yuri and hentai included), speaking broken Japanese and wearing stereotypical animu merch to school. She wasn't loud and annoying, so N and I didn't mind her too much. She was alright so all three of us became pretty good friends.

(Cont)

Towards the end of the year, I invited with N and Azn-chan to my house to watch some anime, play games, whatever. When we got there, Azn-chan's eyes almost popped out of her face when she saw the book shelf in my room with a pretty okay collection of manga. She asked if she could read some and I say yes. She went over, picked out vol. 1 of Ghost Hunt and sat down by the book shelf to read. I just watched N play WoW at this point and it was all chill.

A little later, N wanted to get some food and I offered to come with her. We asked Azn-chan if she wanted to come, but she said no as she was pretty into the manga and just gave us a few dollars to get her something to eat. We said okay and off we went to buy some food.

We were gone like a good half hour and when we came back, we walk back into my room and the first thing we see is my closet wide open and the two dresses I owned at the time out in my bed. Azn-chan was pulling one of those animu pouts and had arms crossed. She then starts flailing her arms and demands to know why those dresses were inside my closet.

I didn't answer her question and I was N that went off on her about going through my stuff. Azn-chan began to apologize right away and said that she wouldn't say anything but I asked her to leave right away. She did and everything was straightened out pretty okay after she gave us her excuse: "I have never been in the room of a guy before and I got curious." I kid you not, she said those exact words...

After she found out, she began to draw shitty pictures of me in dresses and write fan fics about me and her animu husbands. Every time she showed me one, I just brushed it off as the weeb phase and hoped she would grow out of it soon. From now on, she talked to me a lot more and she would show me pictures of milan00 dresses she wanted to see me in, they were so kawaii~ she got a lot more unbearable but I still put up with her.

(Cont)

>>6716897
At the end of the year, I decided to invite a couple of friends to my house for a little get together type thing after finals. I told N about it and N apparently told Azn-chan as she began to drop really big hints that she knew about it. I had no fucking choice and invited her, too. The gathering would take place in my living room anyway, so I didn't see any harm in it.

The day of came and Azn-chan showed up N after a few other friends had shown up as well. We were having a good time, mostly taking turns in fighting games and being online. Your traditional nerdy-gathering.

I took a second to check around the room and noticed that Azn-chan wasn't around so right away, I asked N about it. She said that Azn-chan had asked her where the bathroom was, so I disregarded it thinking the girl had just gone to the bathroom. Oh boy...how fucking wrong I was.

The night ended and everyone went home, nothing seemed out of place until the next morning when I opened my closet and noticed that one of my fucking dresses was missing. (It was brand MmM without print).

I was living and called N on the phone right away. I told her that one of my dresses was missing and that it had to be Azn-chan who took it. N and I later went to Azn-chan's house and when we knocked on the door, her Mom answered.

N was the one to explain the situation...somewhat. She told Azn-chan's Mom that the dress was my sister's (I don't have a sister, but she didn't need to know that) and thank goodness the Mom was so understanding. She was giving us this look like 'not again' as if Azn-chan had stolen other things before and she even allowed us to come inside.

I waited in the living room while N and Azn-chan's mom went to the girl!s room to find the dress and I did hear some arguing, mostly Azn-chan saying she didn't take anything. I was tempted to go back there, but I let N handle it since the Mom asked me to wait here.

(Cont)

>>6716915
Fuck, I meant 'livid'.

When N came back with my dress, she had the most distraught look on her face. The Mom started apologizing right away for what was a huge fucking tear on the bodice of the dress. I asked the hell happened and N explained that Azn-chan took a pair of scissors to it when her Mom got it from the closet.

There was no fixing it as the tear was too big and too notable so the Mom asked if she could replace it. When I showed her what dress it was and the cost of it, her jaw dropped and I could see it in her face that she was furious with Azn-chan. Either way, she did buy a new dress for me and when I went to pick it up, Azn-chan was the one that answered the door and gave me the unopened package.

She tried to apologize claiming that she didn't know how much the dress was worth, but at this point I wasn't fucking buying it. I snatched the box from her, didn't give her a word and left. I opened the box in my car to make sure that the damn thing was in there and you can pretty much tell that after that, I wasn't having her anywhere near me.

And that's it...

>>6716926
I would have been livid, too. At least the mom bought you a replacement.

>>6716926
she cut your brand. you should've cut her.

>>6716897
>why those dresses were inside my closet.

what kind of stupid question is that

>>6716926
>taking scissors to brand
I would've punched her in the face.

>"Oh, she's not a lesbian. I am, though. And if I was trying to cop your girl, she would have been gone by now."
>She then turns around and pimp walks out of there.
>She and her friend maybe ten paces away before Rikku takes off after her.
I want to be friends with this girl

>>6717030
>>6718111
Oh man, there would of been blood shed of someone did this to my brand.

Was anyone at NYCC to witness this horror?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G-RdjJP-4o

I mean, WHY wear a mid riff/belly showing cosplay if you are out of shape?? i dont get it.

>>6718214

Because most geeks are sex deprived and get aroused by any woman that shows skin. This attention in turn fuels their ego.

Seriously, even with disgusting cleavage you can arouse some nerds enough to give you attention. This picture is the best demonstration here. /cgl/ said she had a yeast infection during the con or something else disgusting...

That said, I'm really interested in this speeddating event my con has and I am planning to participate. Finding girls accepting me liking anime are kinda hard to find. And I'm not THAT bad looking either. It's just that I'm olive skinned in a white country and usually attract a completely different kind of woman. But my failure here isn't the point here.

Anyone with experience regarding these speeddate events?

>>6716709
Oh anon, we all want to be in pimp loli's harem.

>>6718333
geezous . Are you sure that isnt a badly photoshopped man? Disgusting.

>>6718333
No one gets turned on by Tuna Melt Chan. No one.

>>6718436
Are those words carved into her/his leg? Between that on those bad tattoos... What is that cosplay supposed to be anyways?

>>6718442
>>6718423
the newfag is strong

>>6718436
Tbh I think she's not that unattractive, just wearing the most horrible thing ever and doing something even worse.

>>6716884
No letter names! Fuck your N

>>6718423
>>6718442
http://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/cgl/thread/6192322

I wish I could find the original story to go with that picture.

The name Tuna-Melt gives me the shivers.

>>6718448
>>6718584
Calm your titties, brosis.

>>6716709

All of my this.

>>6718592
Whats the deal with her?

>>6716233
Does anyone actually have the pics of this dude? Because anon's first post says NY, this says 2004, but I never saw this and can't think of what con it could even be from.

>>6720387
Googling says it should be eNerGy Anime & Game Festival, but there's absolutely no pics anywhere of this con at all.

>>6716926
oh man... The mom was really nice to pay for a new dress. But yeah, if someone intentionally cut yo brand, cut her a new one or just off her. Her mom won't have to deal with her problematic behavior anymore.

Woop

Woop woop

>>6716566
Oh I know that feel. I had someone do that to me before, though it wasn't a weeabo. She stayed at my house after a sleepover until 4 after completely ignoring me and my friend the whole day playing with my DS and other things. Never hung out with her again.

Fuck it, I haven't got any amusing anecdotes about con retards, not even after going to AL events... well, AN AL event. Actually I kind of liked a girl at it (If I remember rightly I really only went because she was going, though I was also unaware of AL's "reputation" at the time), but some guy had latched onto her and kept kissing her cheek / forehead. He also kept whipping out a sketchbook and trying to do life drawings of what was happening on the stage, failing because the acts kept moving around (talk about inconsiderate, eh?).
Anyway I left an hour or so before it ended, just missed a train so I had to wait for the next one (also the event in question had no self-published comics/manga for sale, so I made do with a Viz from the station's bookshop, it was the highlight of the day). I got on that train, which splits halfway along the line, I felt a tug on my hair, and it was the girl from the con, who spent the rest of the journey complaining about the creepy guy she couldn't get rid of all con. Maybe I ought to have white-knighted / pretended to be her girlfriend or something, oh well.

Also, who remembers the website Fuckin' Otaku? Unfortunately it's gone now, but there was some brilliant stories on it. A dutch woman on there ran an anime/manga shop somewhere. She said one day she felt ill, so got to the shop late. There was some flabby neckbeard trying to fucking shoulder barge the door open, she went around the back and opened up, he charges in, shrieking about how she's kept him waiting... then he browses around a bit and leaves without buying anything.

I don't understand how people have so much drama in their lives
I suppose I should be thankful

>>6720062
I always thought they called her Tuna Melt because of that nasty thing on her vag. I regret zooming in on that picture.

>>6722478
Looks like some sort of discharge.

>>6721769
My best friend used to do this when I met her.
It upset me so much our mums had to have a talk.
In the end we just learnt to spend time not talking together. Bonded by it.

>>6722482
It's not, it's just something to cover her vag. Can't just go around violating indecency laws, can we?

>>6721827
Poof, I'm a genie.
http://web.archive.org/web/20101026184655/http://catsonmars.com/otaku/articles/animestore.php

I like this one too.