/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

This is not mine but a friend of mine told this one. No I'm not trying to cover up for myself, I actually WISHED this was my story!

>He usually don't sleep at sleeping halls.
>He likes this girl who wants to sleep next to him in the sleeping hall.
>He agrees and sleeps there even though he hates it because omfg he really likes this girl.
>He wakes up at night hearing strange noises.
>Couple right next to him fucking in the sleeping hall.
>He sits up and stares at them for a few minutes.
>They stop fucking when they notice him.
>He goes back to sleep.
>Horny emo teenagers proceeds to fuck among 200+ strangers.

At my last convention I had a similar episode.
>I choose to sleep in the sleeping hall with my best friend.
>We set up our stuff and go enjoy the convention.
>When we get back to sleep, holy fuck strangers all around our stuff.
>Be next day.
>I wake up earlier than my friend and start browsing my phone waiting for her to wake up.
>Notice stranger right across the room humping his sleeping bag.
>Stare at him for half an hour.
>My friend wakes up and looks at me browsing my phone while she wakes up.
>holy fuck she notices stranger right away.
>She doesn't get embarrassed but start making noises to remind stranger that he is not alone in the sleeping hall.
>We both start laughing.
>Stranger curl into a fetal position.
>We can both see him still fapping away under his sleeping bag.
>Topic for all our friends for the rest of the con.

>>7041653
What the heck is a sleeping hall?

>>7041723
>>7041653
Where do you live?

>>7041681

A hall people sleep in. The hint is in the name.

This is probably the worst horror story ive ever read

>Book a room for a con, get a few other friends
>Two invite one of their friends I've never met
>"oh well, the more the merrier!"
>The months leading up to the con we all discuss stuff
>Check the room details
>Apparently the hotel screwed up and gave us a king size instead of a double and the hotel is completely booked so I can't change it
>"It's ok anon, you'll get to use the bed! You might have to share it with some of us, but that's ok?"
>I'm fine with it, and they seem like they don't mind since one is a lesbian and they both know I'm really not interested in trying to grope them in their sleep or anything
>Eventually we get to the con, check in, things go well
>When we're unpacking our stuff, one of the two friends starts talking about the bed situation
>Now suddenly I don't get to use the bed because "EW EW EW GROSS BONERS EW YOU'RE GONNA TOUCH US WITH YOUR BONER ICKY GROSS"
>I want to be pissy, but I forgot about the room's security deposit and one paid for it
>Be kinda passive-aggressive about it for a while

>Hang out with the two friends and try to get to know their friend better
>She's a pudgy black girl crossplaying Tony Stark with a drawn on beard and not binding
>Insists on calling me "Momma" due to an inside joke involving my name and the Avengers
>Always does so in an annoyingly whiny and needy tone
>Keeps awkwardly hitting on me, asking me for hugs, keeps talking about how she has a riding crop and asks if I want to see it, ect
>She insists that she's not hitting on me at all
>"Okay whatever", start to avoid her
>"MOMMA WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN TO ME WHAT DID I DO?"
>I then remember that she's one of the ones taking up the bed
>Suddenly okay with using the hotel chair and footrest as a makeshift bed

>>7042132

Man, I would have loved to have a psycho weeaboo yaoi fan obsess over me when I was 18.

>>7042132
Oh my god.

>>7041653
>stare at him for half an hour
at that point you became almost creepier than him

>>7042132

>mfw I read the entire thing

Experiences at anime cons really do get fucked up sometimes.

>>7042132
>tries to actually rape someone and only gets a slap on the wrist
dat double standard.

I remember hearing a story where some girl got tackled by a landwhale and ended up snapping her front teeth right out on a concrete floor when they landed. I don't remember details, but damn.

can i get some more "sharing hotel with stranger" stories? i was going to do this for an upcomming con but maybe not now...

>>7042311
oh yeah, i remembered a landwhale tackled a guy because of his cosplay, forcibly rubbed his hand on her vagina and it turned out she was on her period.

slap on the wrist and escorted from the Con and given a permanent ban.

>>7042132
Holy shit.

>>7042364
somebody have the one about apple and orange saved from the last one?

>>7042364

I occasionally let randos I meet at the con sleep in my hotel room for a night when they don't have a place. Usually it's because I'm drunk.

>Be smashed as fuck, barely coherent at 3:30 AM
>My friend and I get into a conversation about fanfiction with a couple of chicks
>Have never read or written fanfiction before
>They are clearly doing all the talking
>Too drunk to realize how ugly they were
>Invite them back to our hotel room to drink more
>One of them invites her husband (Giant samoan) to come too
>Fucking typical
>Drink More
>
>
>
>Next morning, the other guy we're sharing a room with comes in
>I wake up and wave at him
>He opens the door of the closet
>Closet is like 3 feet by 3 feet, fucking tiny
>In the closet. there's a small Asian man with his eyes closed sitting on a footrest slumped against the wall
>My friend looks at me, eyes wide
>"Is this kid dead?"
>He isn't, he's just sleeping
>Nobody knows who he is
>Nobody knows how he got there
>When he wakes up he thanks us for letting him crash and takes off
>Best hotel guest ever

>>7042364
sage fore not being a horror story but I had a friend I had never met irl's friend that she had never met irl stay in my room at Otakon and it was awesome. I got along with her and the other girl that came with her really well and we had a lot of fun. I've stayed in rooms in the past with friends of a friend, of a friend and that's all gone really well too.

I have a sharing room with strangers story. The people I let into my room caused me so much regret.
> A friend's friends drop out of coming to con.
> Suddenly need more people to fill the two bedroom suite I reserved otherwise no one can afford it.
> Find some people online who are going and need a room. One is a lolita, me=yay lolita buddy!
> They show up. Seem normal. Tell them they are sleeping in the living room because friend is being a bed hog and the other bedroom is me and two other friends. They don't mind.
> Day one, we realize they smell putrid. Someone needs a shower. Fabreeze room when they're not around to drown out smell.
> Come back from con about 11pm, they are all asleep. Give no fucks as I use loud pump to blow up air mattress and proceed to stay up til 2 bullshitting with friends.
> Day two. I realize I forgot my petticoat at home. I'm distraught.
> "Lolita" offers me a petti to borrow. I was so happy. I shouldn't have been.
> It's a flat underskirt. Her other pettis are shit tier leg avenue crap.
> "Sorry anon but I need these other petticoats! you can't wear black under your dress anyway"
> Thank her because I took the shitty underskirt in desperation, but I use it to roll up around my waist to get a little bit of poof before I buy a cheap organza petti in the Dealer's Room.
> Girl looks ratchet and hit too many times in the face with the ugly stick. Her outfit is brand, but looks painful and disgraceful.
> Go our separate ways for the day.
> Friend and I go back to room so I can change into cosplay for a shoot. As we're changing, "lolita" and her friend are arguing over life and inevitability of having to put on big boy and girl pants.
> It is an existential crisis.
> Friend and I sit in bewildered silence while they fight. Eventually they leave, thank god.
> Day 3 morning they leave.
> Left a mess. Smelly room.
> Good riddance, they were weird as fuck.

a con i went to had free use iMacs in one of the lobbys. a dude in a horse mask was watching videos of actual horses mating and was whinnying softly.

it was only ith great fortitude that i didn't end up in the fetal position after witnessing such a thing.

>>7042435

This is exactly why I'm very iffy about splitting a hotel with strangers. One of my friends just dropped out from going to comic con leaving only me and another going, we live in NYC but kinda want to rent out a hotel because fucking why not?

The only thing is too many hotels around the area are damn expensive and 2 people doing it (even though we've got jobs) probably would be too much

>>7042438
That might be the single most ridiculously hilarious thing i've heard this month, my sides are gonna have aftershocks for days...

>>7041723

Major cons in the US don't provide "halls" for people to sleep in. We have to book our own hotel rooms.

So please elaborate on this. That person isn't the only one confused.

Not really a horror story but still pretty funny in retrospect, and had things gone differently it could have easily escalated into something bad
>Be in a pretty large group at con
>Drunk out on the smoke deck after hours, shooting the shit with basically anyone who wants to join us
>End up absorbing this random guy who says his friends ditched him
>he sits down with us next to a friend who happens to be trans
>almost immediately he starts acting like a dick to her, asking her to make out sarcastically, just generally making her feel uncomfortable on purpose
>We get up to walk around, he follows us, at this point we're all sort of iffy on him but still drunk, so we don't do anything about it
>he continues to act like a creepy jerk
>Eventually decide to return to the room, but everyone's thinking this guy cannot come with
>Form a plan to split off into multiple groups and hopefully loose him
>he follows one group outside the con, but then returns a few minutes later
>He gloms onto a group including myself, a couple others and our rather tall, muscular black friend
>Says, "I came back because I don't like being outside with all the people"
>Black friend immediately takes charge of the situation
>"Well shit, that's where we're headed, see ya!"
>We quickly retreat out of the building

He tried to hang out with us again the next night by basically hovering around our group, not saying a word.
Other than being a total dick to my trans friend, he didn't do anything else overly creepy, but reflecting on it later it sounds like whatever 'friends' ditched him were probably in a similar situation to ours. Dude was way creepy and acting like a dick to boot.

>>7042547

Was this at Fanime?

>>7042189
your friends sound lovely

I actually just posted this story in another thread about illegal con stuff, but I'm gonna copy-paste it here.

At the first con I ever went to, my friends convinced me to go to the rave.
So I'm sitting with my friends by some chairs next to the wall, and this dude nearby is leaning out of his chair. He calls me over, and I scoot over because naive 15 year old me is worried he might be freaking out.
I don't remember most of what he says, some shit about new world order or something, but I remember one line. "Your friends won't believe you." And then he grabs my face and tries to kiss me I think. So I manage to pull away and beg my friends to leave and go back to the room with me. So we all start walking out, and apparently the guy followed us and tried to grab my tiny friend and yank her back into the dark rave room, apparently yelling, "She's a liar!"
We got con security. Apparently that guy was crazy drunk and on drugs. He got arrested and banned.

A little more and these threads will have to move to /x/

Damn /cgl/ you scary

>At an Irish con
>Wearing a fibreglass helmet.
>Fat deadpool girl tackles me and steals the helmet.
As she lifts it off my head a hardened lip of fiber catches me under the ear and causes me to gush blood.
>The staff were great they got s first aid volunteer to Drive me to A&E
>Needed 2 stitches.
> They even found my helmet but by this stage it had been Cracked and smeared in ketchup.

>>7042394

This. I read it and told my friend, but when I went to find it, the thread had died.

>>7042879
Yes, are you the creepy guy?

>>7042438

I would have pissed myself laughing.

>>7043073

>2 stitches

Pffft. That's nothing.

>>7041602
Can we refrain from posting 2011 stories that are all blatant rip-offs of Ursula? Thank you.

>>7043356
Dude what?

>>7042387

>>7038986

>>7043314

No, but I may be one of the friends that ditched him. I have a friend that's a loud jerk of a frat boy who can't distinguish traps from chicks.

>>7041602
>be 10 year old boy
>friend invites me to go to a con
>Walking with friend in full store bought sasuke and itachi costume
>some 18 QT with her friends calls me cute
>I dont even like pussy yet
>"miss step back I am a genin leaf ninja and i'm on a mission to the food truck."
>cue fangirl giggles
>Original QT asks "Can I glomp you?"
>"No miss i'm on an important mission entrusted to me by the third hokage. What is glomp?
>Gaggle of horny scene teens glomp, hold us down, and start rubbing against me and friends
>freaking out
>don't break character
>scream to friend
>"Itatchi SAN HELP!"
>Friend breaks me out of her clutches
>We throw the 2 plastic kunai we just bought at scene girls
>hit one hard in face
>cue crying
>people are staring now
>"RUN SASUKE KUN SHE'S ENTERING THE TAILED BEAST STATE."
>Haul ass back to convention.
>buy new kunai

The sex drive of these girls is ridiculous.

>>7044256
Kinda sounds like 10 year old you missed out in retrospect.

But I remember being a 10 year old boy too and I probably would have dome the same thing. if I was 13-14 I would have handled that situation slightly differently.

>>7044277
Totally agree. 13 year old me would have been all over that.

>>7044227
He was kind of short, quiet, and I feel like his name was Nickolaij...but I was drunk so I can't quite recall.

>and then I woke up

*forgot to add

>>7044256
my sides are gone and I don't think they will every come back

>>7042294
Seriously...

bump

>>7044296
>Quiet

Not my friend then

Bumpan

>>7044870
Ahh bummer, would have been funny if it was.
Knowing how much of a frat party Fanime after hours turns into, it doesn't surprise me to hear that there were other idiots being ditched by their friends though

>>7042132
scary story, but fuck if that wasn't a cute as hell romantic subplot

OP has asked, anon will delivar

>>7047866

>>7047868

>>7047870

>>7047872

>>7047866
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

>>7047868
>>7047873
Why are all the crazy bitches fat? And into anime, at that.

>>7047936
Who knows. Hamplanets be cray.

>>7042438
You should of high jacked on and played the Henderson castration tool video.

>>7047936
Because their families have coddled them and told that that the only reason people don't like them is their size. So they have in their heads that the only reason people don't like them is that they are fat and not their shit-tastic personalities. At least this is my theory I need to study it farther.

My other hypothesis is that a lot of the crazy fat chicks are emotionally disturbed (on top of other issues). And that they may use food as their coping mechanism. Some people drown out their bad feelings and self loathing with piles and piles of food.

>>7047868
That's horrifying

this happened yesterday at San Japan
not near as bad as the 5-part classic above, but still creeped me the fuck out
>be in Artist's Alley
>leaving, see beautiful Mami
>I ask for a photo, and we make small talk
>in the middle of asking her and her friends if she's going to a panel when some half-naked asshole walks up
>he has on a woman's shirt folded together and booty shorts, I can already tell this is bad
>starts off complimenting her, oh okay maybe not
>but then
"Damn, girl, I just wanna take those pigtails and..(mumbling)..ram you from behind."
>YO
>cue a startled "um...oh..." from said Mami cosplayer
>zoom the fuck out, make a mad dash to the panel
>later we're playing a card game with some other cosplayers when Mami and her friend, show up
>everything seems fine
>we play a few rounds and then the half-naked guy again shows up
>Mami's friend, who wasn't playing
stands up
>Mami goes pale, gathers her stuff
>they walk away when the dude seems them
>i hear him talking to some wild catgirls in the group about her
"You see that blonde chick over there? She was making some obscene jokes, and I made some back to her. She got all offended, what a fuckin' femenazi, yeah?"
>that's.....not even close dude
>see Mami talking to policewoman nearby
>she stays at her post
>guy walks off after getting eliminated all of the rounds
>???
guess con staff didn't really care all that much

>>7048039
This makes me sad.

More roomie horror stories.

>Be like fifteen and going to my first Fanime.
>Live in Washington so obviously need hotel room.
>Weaboo friend insists I stay with her. I don't know I know other people that are going (ended up wishing I looked more) and arrive to a horribly stuffed hotel room. Marriott has about 11 people in it. Apparently it became a horror story among Fanime goers (?) says some photographer I met years later.
>First night rolls around, literally no place to sleep in the tiny room so I decide to change into comfy clothes and roam around.
>I don't remember his name so we'll call him Adam or some shit decides to hang out with me as well and we talk while I'm changing and people are yelling at us to be quiet, so we leave.
>Just hanging out at the tables sort of by Stage 0 talking until around 8 a.m. because I don't know how to say I want to go roam around by myself.
>Go to hotel room and finally get some sleep. Roomies are literally yelling and after me having to yell over five times for them to shut up, I get my cosplay and makeup and storm out, changing in the convention bathroom. Thankfully, Adam passed the fuck out.
>Exhausted, but meet some cool people and an older guy who I thought was really attractive and was definitely trying to get to know better.
>Some shit goes down with his roomies so he leaves and loses his hat and I pick it up and keep it (still have it five years later).
>Go back to the room, find it stuffed again and am unsure what to do. Adam decides to insist we go hang out at the tables again.
>Whatever let's go.

Continuing.

>>7048039i was at San Japan! I wasn't in there, but a friend and I walked by to see the cosplayers. I cosplayed as a guy with a fedora and my friend was "oneechan". Fun night, I ended completing my Midori discography.

What were you?

>>7048264

>Other room mate decides to jump in, is about 25 probably, and starts talking about how I look "just like Sakura-chan" and etc
>Even Adam's a bit creeped out.
>Still, being fifteen and beta as fuck, I decide to laugh uncomfortably.
>I get loopy from lack of sleep and Adam gets all touchy. Other guy leaves thinking we need 'private time' or some shit.
>Uncomfortable and keep trying to push him off.
>Okay I'm going to go fucking find a place to sleep in the hotel room so he doesn't come near me.
>Thankfully someone woke up in the middle of the night and couldn't sleep so I take their spot and they leave.
>Adam tries to squeeze in next to me, but I insist there's no room.
>He is disappointed and leaves.
>After some sleep, try to rationalize everything and decided Adam was just being a good friend and making sure I was okay.
>Definitely not creepy at all.
>Final day happens and he comes up and asks for my phone number.
>"Okay! We'll keep in touch!"
>Texting him on the way home, talking about how I upgraded to first class because it was $20 (overfilled economy specials, yes!)
>He's just being nice and whatever.
>Get home. Literally stepping on my porch and he got into small emo mode about how no girls thought he was cute.
>Definitely shit-tier when it comes to looks, but I was naive and decided to say "Aw, I think you look cute!"
>He takes that as "DAYUM I WANNA FUCK YOU"
>"Really, Anon?"
>"Uhhh yeah?"
>He continues to text me and it seems alright sort of. He's just trying to flirt with me.
>Next night he's texting me and begins asking what I'm wearing.
>lolnope "clothes"
>He whines about how I'm no fun.
>Night after that, asks me to touch myself while thinking about him.
>I shut off my phone and go to bed with no response.
>He begins texting me the third night and that's when he began talking about how he'd get a plane ticket up to Seattle to see me and how we could do things. I didn't even say I wanted him to.

>>7048289

>"Have you ever tried anal?"
>FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK
>Is fifteen and doesn't even give a shit about sex.
>Don't respond, but he begins texting back anyways saying he's not gay but it's supposed to feel good.
>Don't give a shit. Sufficiently weirded out and am about done talking to him.
>But of course make the mistake of texting being like "lol no"
>He asks why not and that it's supposed to feel good for women if you do it right.
>Shut phone off. Go to bed.
>Next day, decide I need to tell him to leave me alone. Texts won't send, what the fuck?
>Telling my friend about all of this the next day in class.
>Biggest attention whore I know is disturbed, actually.
>Someone I know sitting in front of me turns around and has the biggest 'what the fuck' face and asks me to start over.
>I explain everything and she grabs my phone and begins trying to text him.
>Text won't send, I explain and point to where it says that the ones from earlier weren't sending.
>Explain calls still work.
>She grabs me and drags be outside and calls him, telling him she's the only one allowed to "fuck me in the ass with her hard rubber cock" and hangs up.
>I clap and realize I need to be more like her.
>He texts me a few hours later.
>"What the fuck was that? Was that some sort of joke?"
>Explain how he needs to leave me alone.
>Explain how I won't tolerate it next year.
>He agrees and never speaks to me again.
>Weeb friend I had initially been staying with then apologizes and says she knew he was a creep to cute girls.
>Complete rage over why she would let someone like that in her hotel room.
>"He doesn't do it to me!"
>Yeah you're fat, a shit cosplayer, tell people there's five to the room and then say day of there's 10 others in the room. 'Course he don't wanna hit that.

>Next year.
>Confident and much more self assertive.
>See him and make eye contact and fucking stare him down.
>Deer in headlights look and he runs away.
>Never see him at Fanime again.

>>7048304
I was expecting more from this story.

>>7042394
I also wish to see this.

>>7042435
you from Raleigh by chance?

>>7042399

HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT DUDE

>>7042438

pretty sure he was just doing it on purpose to creep strangers out for shits and giggles, dude. Sounds like either a psycho or a fun guy to do shit with...

>>7044256

Current me would have been to beta. I will do anything as long as it's not sex related because I find it awkward, so I would have deliberately been autismal and done the same/similar things you did.

>>7042995

>Your friends won't believe you

Sounds like raep

I don't think this would count as a horror story but its pretty weird.

>Seccond day at local con, I cosplay as Mariah from Jojo's bizarre adventure
>enters bag check
>staff goes like "are you red riding hood?"
>I go like "no I'm cosplaying as Mariah"
>"Well ok watch out for wolves ok?"
>"um...ok"
>I proceed to leave but I had fun that day and had pics taken.

>>7048448
Eww autocorrect, I meant *second

>>7048448
That's not weird in the slightest, the staff might not even have known what Jojo is and even if they did, they were just being sociable and making a joke

>>7048462

Actually that's not all, I thought I had the whole story posted. Forgive this newfag and her cellphone skills

>Enters exhibit hall
>as I pass by a booth with a college buddy that I just found. I find these creepy cosplayers
>they go like "MARIAH! YOUR BOOBS ARE SO MAGNETIC~"
>Of course I lol because its canon
>one of the dudes goes like "let me touch them!"
>I politely leave with college friend

Hawkward.

I do have one to tell!
>my first con EVARRRR
>Draws stuff in my drawing book as I Wait in line to pick up my badge
>guy in soul eater Cosplay compliments me, I tell him thanks.
>we talk for a bit, and we find out that we reserved our spots for the Mikunopolis concert
>he offers to hang out with me, I say alright.

ON THE DAY OF THE MIKU CONCERT
>guy invites me to have lunch with him at his hotel
>then I enter his room
>he then pulls out his SHITLOAD OF MIKU PORN.
>he shows them to me like a storyteller
>mfw when he claims that Miku is his WAIFUU
>I act nice
>we rest for a bit before lining up for the concert
>he snuggles his Miku plushie
>then we leave, the shuttle was an hour late to pick us up
>he's pissed
>he hurries in line and rushes in the Nokia theatre without me
>my Cosplay falls apart when I tripped at the entrance
>wonderful cosplayers help me up and lead me to the assigned seat
>perverted Weeb is there talking smack about how terrible the wait was
>concert didn't even begin until 15 mins later
>concert went great, it lasted for more than an hour
>pervert Miku Weeb rages mad complaining that the concert was too short
>demanded more Miku
>then he asks Nokia staff if he could see Miku so he would fuck her.
>mfw staffer pushes us out to leave
>I wanted to go back home but he made me to eat dinner with him and his buddies
>one comes here but the other greasy faggot arrives 25mins later, with BO.
>I manage to escape with a lie by saying that my mom wants me back this instant and I run without saying goodbye
>rides taxi back home
>thank god we didn't talk to each other since.

I still attend AX though

>>7048528
How old we're you when this happened? Now that would be creepy shit if you were a minor

Not really at a con because I'm a newbie and I'm still learning/getting shit to make my first comment, buuuut I've seen plenty of cringy shit in regards to this, mainly from these two people...

>Edward:
Dresses up in really shitty suits and still wears velcro shoes with them
>Claims they're just comfortable and have lot's of cool pockets to hide his shit in
>wears a wide brimmed fedora, but insists that it's not the normal neckbeard kind
>discusses MLP in Psychology (although admittedly only very occasionally and when appropriate)
>Hits on pretty much every girl until he finds someone who is interested (his strategy works; talk to someone for five minutes and move on) and then he gets bored and never talks to them again
>Claims to be bisexual. Never fucked or kissed a guy; he's just into futa
>Jess:
>Total mega bitch to one of my friends; fucked a load of people behind all of her previous's boyfriend's backs and obviously she did it to him, too. (he stupidly got back together with her a couple of times)
Wears cat ears and lolita to college. They look awful because while she doesn't have an eating disorder, she is just really skinny
>Got loads of other girls to act like cats and buy cat ears and wear them to college while saying "nya" and shit
>daddy issues
>ex boyfriend wanted to peg my friend
>she likes to be bitten and likes bleedin and cutting so she asked friend to hold a knife to her throat and shit while fucking her
>really shit at hand jobs. Grabs the base, not the cock head.

Me, this friend and two other friends were playing somewhere and she was watching us. One of my other friends casually implied she looked like a lesbian. Shit was giggles.

>>7048610

shieet, fucked up muh greedex

sorry it's like 3:21 over here in Portugal land. I'm tired from going to the beach and getting beaten up from a duel by my dad.

>>7047870

>tfw no qt kind hearted sweet ariel gf ;_;
>tfw you'd be too beta and small yourself to protect her and carry her around and shit...

>>7048604
I turned 18 Day 0.

I know there are horror stories about this guy. I don't have time to type mine out right now but I'll just leave this here to jog the memories of some other anons.

>>7048742
Please, do tell. I think I've seen this dude at my con, where is he located?

begging for:
>caps of the story where the girl got stalked and attacked at a con by some cheating chick (this is more recent, I wish I made caps but I'm on mobile)
>weeaboo horror mangas
>any other notable caps
BEGGING for the first two tho

>>7048866
this

>>7048866
>weaboo horror mangas

I've got just what you ordered

Hambeast Prime 1/11

>be kind of blind
>stereotypical neckbeard photographer follows me and my friend around the con, always "accidentally" bumps into us
>he repeatedly asks if he could "touch my glasses"
>I say no, because he's really sweaty and greasy looking and I'm worried he wants to try them on or something
>some time later he just grabs them, runs off and is nowhere to be seen
>mfw when I paid 250€ for those
>never see him again, can't find him on any con pictures and so on, nobody knows who it is
>parents almost kill me

>>7048897
2/11

>>7048898
3/11

>>7048899
4/11

>>7048900
5/11

>>7048901
6/11

>>7048903
7/11

>>7048906
8/11

>>7048758
I think he's east coast somewhere. Haven't seen him in years, thank god

dude's almost 40 now, I think. I met him at Katsucon like... almost 8 years ago, I think? I can't remember, I was like 15-16 at the time, somewhere in there. Anyway he was there with one piece guys and this was my first con not really hanging out with people from school, just hanging with "con friends" I had met before and kept in touch with who were legitimately cool (at the time) so I was kind of on my own for a lot of the con. This guy, Moe, Wakusei on most forums, hung out around us a lot and seemed cool for an older guy so we just kind of let him. Eventually we were just like hanging out, and then some of my friends decided to go see a panel I wasn't interested in, so it was just us on a couch in whatever the hell hotel katsu was at that year, I don't even fucking remember.

con't

>>7048908
9/11

>>7048866
also I think the cheating chick's name was heather if it helps anyone search for it the catalogue.
stories with photos/evedince are the best

>>7048911
10/11

>>7048914
11/11

>>7048909
Regardless, just me and this dude on this couch, just talkin' bout the animes and whatnot. I eventually try to break away from the conversation and go to the game room or whatever and he literally pulled me into him and stuck his tongue down my throat, like held me to him. I was way more frail at the time and he was a lot bigger than I was and there wasn't much I could do about it, this guy just forcibly making out with me. It went on for a few minutes and finally he stopped and I just left, tried to forget about it, wasn't sure what to do (again, was like fucking 15 at the time, didn't have a lot of experience with boys, wasn't interested in making a big deal out of it, just tried to forget about it).

I don't remember seeing him at that convention. But this story gets worse. He got my phone number from one of those friends I was with at the con.

He called or texted me like every fucking goddamn day for a WHILE after that katsucon. He'd call me while I was in class and leave messages about how much he missed me and how special I was to him, etc etc etc. I recall long conversations with him about how he had to sleep with a body pillow because it gave him the sensation of sleeping with another person and he "couldn't sleep if he had to sleep alone" and was just the ronriest guy I have ever met in my entire life.

I think I eventually alpha'd the fuck up and told him to leave me the hell alone and that I wasn't interested in a fucking pedophile then-30something-year-old, that I was in goddamn high school and he needed to back off.

Regardless, total creeper into underage girls. Do not engage.

>>7048866
did anyone get the cap of the hambeast that tried to rape a dude in the actual hotel room? if it helps, i think she was hispanic or something...

>>7042132
I really liked how it ended. it reminded me of disney movie written by a girl kind of like miyuki but not as hard core

>>7048929
seeing him again* at that convention

I've seen him at east coast cons since but I make a point not to have any interaction with him

>>7048897
thanks based anon

will suck some e-dick if someone makes caps of the other story

>>7048610
Grabs the base? Do you mean just holds it there?
I get positive feedback when I start at the base

Oh man I just remembered this one.
>be 18 and beta as fuck
>cosplaying Tifa, get a few standard issue pervs but nothing too bad
>creepiest guy followed me around for a bit, asked for my information, and when I wouldn't give it handed me a piece of paper with his full name, phone number, and fucking home address on it
>the most he got from me was "I go by Cosplay Name"
>finally guy best friend shows up, creeper only stops following when we very obviously hold hands

two years later
>be 20 and cosplaying Sayaka at same con
>walking with friends to car, it's dark out
>random guy stops me and asks for picture
>sure, cool, flash blinds me
>friends have walked up ahead
>he indicates he knows me?
>"you recognize me?"
>"yeah, you're Cosplay Name, I really liked your Tifa"
>he recognizes me two years later in a completely different outfit/wig
>mfw

Here's that Apple and Orange story.

>>7049632
Holy God in Heaven that's scary.

>>7049632

>"I know. I'm a squirter. I'm so sorry."

That's fucking gross.

>>7048913

Yeah, no. Nobody is posting that one.
It was a rewrite of a drama story that the OP kept spamming the entire board with and nobody gives a flying fuck.

>>7049328
Just goes to prove you were wrong about him when he remembers your previous cosplay.

>>7049977
And it's always women in the worst stories. The men are just usually creepers who stalk a gal and try to awkwardly hit on 'em. Maybe a few sexual remarks are made. The women are the ones who do all the crazy stuff. I wonder why that is?

>>7049981
>no one gives a flying fuck
>implying you speak for the entire board
you might not give two shits, but I like a good story when I see one. like the girl that got her throat cut, or the manga caps. yeah, I know its a repost, but I like this one better, its more simplified for my short attention span. and you have to admit, it was damn good dramu until /r9k/ crashed the party.
also begging for caps of the story of the non-weeaboo chick that was a little too much into murders, and kept a collage of gory murder scenes on her wall.
that was also very delicious.

>>7049990
In anime aren't girls doing things that would be strange for normal girls to do? Maybe these girls think something will happen if they do something weird as well.

>>7049632
holy shit...now that's fucked up!

>>7049632

Is this one new? I haven't seen it before.

>>7051209
It was first posted about a week or two ago, so yeah, it's new.

This entire thread is why I refuse to let anyone I haven't met before stay in a room with me at a convention for a weekend.

Shit, I don't even like people I don't know very well BEING in the room while I'm in there trying to do non-convention stuff like eat/change/sleep. Legit had a friend I was staying with let two guys come in to use our bathroom really early in the morning and I woke up to one of them standing over me being like "OH WOW ANON LOOKS SO TOTALLY DIFFERENT WITHOUT MAKEUP ON." I yelled a lot.
But my bullshit tolerance level is at an absolute minimum, so that might have something to do with it.

i really want to stay at the actual hotel for Youmacon but it's way too late and all these horror stories of sharing rooms. uhg
i know i wouldn't be a problem, i keep to myself and only use the room to sleep, put makeup on, and shower. but jfc it's so scary.

>>7049632

I guess squirting sounds hot in theory.
In reality, I don't really think I'd want to clean that shit up.

>>7052354
It's annoying.

>not con, but oh so good

>>7056137
The secondhand embarrassment I'm getting from this is pleading that it not be real.

captcha: wspeekl John

>>7056157
Guess I should say serious, not real.

>>7056132
My heart can't handle this story...

>>7056137
>I'm more than a tripfag, I'm a tripgoddess.
My fucking sides.

>>7056137
>I'm famous on the chan
holy fucking shit

Does anyone know her trip?

>>7056213
Aeris, I think.

To me, this will always be the worst con horror story.

>>7047868
That one is a known fake, the bite mark can be found on DeviantArt under the zombie makeup tag.

>>7047868
What the fuck

>>7049990
If forcing you to make out or pulling you into a darkened room aren't bad, what is?

These are fucked up, any stories of revenge?

>>7056615
What the fucking fuck, it's one of the worst and I'm a regular in these threads
And this guy only got like 2 months for this???

>>7043073
>>7048896
What the hell, is it common at cons that people just snag your stuff?

>>7056615
Brb, vomiting everywhere

>>7056127
As a child development student...
Oh my god.

This makes me want to punch their fucking fatty guts.

>>7056137
Anymore tales from this poser?

>>7042132
does anyone have any pictures of trapchan

any one got the one with the kleptomaniac "ninja-neko-chan" or someshit?

>>7056137
oh it hurts, my fucking sides, oh my god

>>7056137
Oh christ this is embarrassing.

>>7056615
>3 bed room
>thinks five people is PACKED
shit we had 10 people in a two bed room, and that's tame compared to some other situations I've seen/heard about

>>7056615
oh my fucking god.

I would have ripped that fat fucks eye balls out with my bear fucking hands.

>>7061454
>with my bear fucking hands.

Thanks anon, I needed that laugh today.

>>7061663
>not having bear hands
more effective than human hands by far

>>7056615
Dear lord.

>>7061665
Admittedly, bear hands are probably more effective than human hands at ripping out eye balls.

>>7056795
Sadly, that's pretty common for sexual assault, especially when the perpetrator is young.

>>7056615
jesus christ, if anyone did that to one of my sisters, i'd punch them so hard that the ripples of his fat from my punch would leave bruises on the other side of his body.

>>7056127
Oh god that's the worst thing I've ever read of all my life ! How could they ? They didn't even realized that they indangered your life and the baby's one...

>>7056615
how the fuck else would you say it.
>i want to punch them with my bear hands

>>7062439

Try using the right version of 'bare', maybe?

>>7062443

>deleted
>because he didn't know there were various spellings of the word 'bear'

>>7056615
This is why we report men who are obsessed with upskirting girls to the police. It shows consent really isn't something they give a shit about and leads to horror like this.

The fact that he only got two months is the most disgusting part of this.

Can I request the story about the guy with the autistic little brother?

>>7044256
God that's fucking creepy. You handled it like a champ, though.

God. I wish these stories were on tape.

These threads are evidence that its worth it to spend the extra fucking cash and just bunk with people you know instead of inviting a bunch of randoms.

>>7056615
thats fucking horrible holy shit

I used to make fun of those "COSPLAY IS NOT CONSENT" posters

But now I understand

Also I think I now support euthanasia and eugenics.

>>7056681

That's bad and wrong, sure.

But it's not completely emotionally devastating like a nasty girl masturbating all over your stuff or trying to cut your throat.

>>7061945

Less effective at having thumbs though.

Unless you are a Koala, then you are way too effective at having thumbs. 2 thumbs?! That's just unnecessary.

>>7064618
At the same time, we do have >>7056615

And that's some fucking spooky shit.

>>7064626

Yea, I actually hadn't read that one yet when I posted.

I'll be fair and say men and women are pretty fucked. Especially fat ones.

>>7048916
I thought the original story was about a dude cosplaying as Kaito and the hambeast was dressed as Mika.

>>7065225
>>7064654
thanks guys, I appreciate the input

I didn't save the story, but the worst I've ever read is the one where this weeby guy rapes his dog. If anyone has it it's pretty fucking awful.

The second year I was at Fanime, I saw a couple douchey looking guys giving some fat girls (two of them,looked about highschool aged) crap for idk what, but after being told repeatedly by the fat girls to just go away, they started saying things like "whatever, just gonna rape you later anyway" etc...
It is one of my biggest regrets that I never said anything to those guys, despite being right there when it happened.
I don't know how serious the threats were but it makes me sick to know that some guys thing rape threats are some kind of asshole trump card.
Wish I could go back and tear them both a new one.

>>7065265
If we're thinking about the same cap, that wasn't really a "con" horror story.

>>7056127
my blood heated to plasma
i have never wanted to cause more bodily harm to something

>>7065265

>>7065441

>>7065441
that's fucked up

Prepare to see the one true Hell.

>Go to San Japan (if yer a Texan, y'all should know it)
>Cosplaying as the Janitor from Scrubs for the hell of it. Have a mop and everything, it's hella tight.
>Girlfriend is going as Dr. Kelso (don't even ask. I begged her to do absolutely anything else, but she loved the character. She wanted me to go as Ted.)
>At food court, eating lunch. Pizza and salad, the typical stuff.
>All of a sudden, massive landwhale parks her ass right next to me.
>She's cosplaying as Professor fucking Layton, I shit you not.
>"Oh my... you look very, um... s-strong..." covers her mouth awkwardly, doing the fake tsundere bit and muttering something in what I assume was butchered Japanese.
>Girlfriend looks at me weird
>"You know I have a girlfriend, right?" I point at fem-Kelso next to me.
>"W-what if I were your girlfriend, Janitor-sensei?" she giggles.
>I pull my ladyfriend up and we go away. Fat Layton stalks us the rest of that day until we finally lose her.
>Eventually it gets dark out and we'd been walking around the convention all day. Since it was the last day and our hotel rooms had run out, we broke down and spent the night in the sleeping hall.
>We both slept fully dressed, and it was still fucking terrifying. I didn't get to sleep until around 1 AM.
>When I woke up, fat Layton was, I shit you not, cradling me in her arms. My air mattress and ladyfriend were on the other side of the room.
>"You're all mine, now... tee hee!"
>It took all the energy I could muster to not scream and punch her. I ran out, woke my girlfriend, and we drove away that second.

>I think she still has my mop.

>>7065595
There's sleeping halls at san japan?

>>7065595
Sorry, waaaaay too cliche to be real, I won't believe it.

>>7065616
u say that 2 me fukkin face m8

>>7065650
okay

I don't believe you

there

>>7056615

I can't even get past the first post. How the hell do they put up with shit like this? I mean they KNEW he was a creep that takes up skirts, that right there is WAAAAAY past the fucking line of "I can deal with them cause they are still nice overall".

>>7065441

Confirmed fake a while ago.

>>7051374
>>7051374

Youmacon is very friendly and tame. I don't really know of have horror stories that they had besides a mugging in an ally of some stupid people who wheren't even attending the con thought was a good idea to go down.

>>7042438
I must confess that I burst into gasping, wheezy laughter upon reading that.

>>7042132
This is so obviously fake, I can't even believe you people are eating it up.

>>7047868
>>7047866
Both of these were proven fake through RIS.

>>7047936
Because these are fake and the writer makes the antagonist character as unflattering as possible to get sympathy.

>>7065595
>sleeping hall

Thanks for the pro-tip. We'll be sure to find this "hall" you speak of then make sure to regularly patrol them late night then boot you out of the Hyatt if we find your air mattress.

bump

It's been a long time since he posted it, but does anyone remember the story of that guy who went to A-kon with his friends one year, and they invited that Bleach weeaboo girl who stole his underwear? I have permission to post it, just in case.

>>7068011
Might as well post it anyway.
The most tangible form of this story is from a skype chat, so I'll greentext it as best as I can. Evangelion names are solely for the sake of preserving identity. We'll call the weeaboo Momo since that's who she was cosplaying.

>Be at A-Kon 2008/2009/2010/?
>Shinji (my friend) is just getting out of his weeaboo phase
>intends to cosplay Sukisyo with a friend at the time, we'll call her Mari
>Mari and a mutual friend, Asuka, were in a local dance group
>They hold auditions and a girl from out of state, Momo, sends in a pretty decent audition video, seems nice enough
>Momo visits them in a big group to practice before the con
>comes off as friendly and relatively normal, if not a little too into Bleach, and has an insane case of acne. Generally wore nice cosplay.
>Shinji and Mari ask if they can commission the characters' jackets and wigs from her, she agrees.
>Another friend, Rei, comes downstairs. Is generally unsociable and looks pretty tired, so nobody thought much of it.
>Shinji and Mari receive package
>Something feels wrong

>>7068123
>Shinji's wig looks like Sonic the Hedgehog roadkill covered in sticky styling glue, Mari's would hardly fit a child's head
>jackets are a single piece of broadcloth with no buttons, snaps, or zippers. No way to close them entirely.
>Shinji manages to bathe the fuck out of his and salvage it enough to look like a Hitoshi-san vogue moment.
>Mari's wig is shit out of luck
>Try to ignore it and make do with what they have/save it in time so as to not pick a fight inside the group before the con
>Mari, Shinji, Rei, Asuka, and Kensuke (Asuka's younger brother) all get in the car to go to the con
>Shinji asks Asuka why Momo ripped them off so badly.
>Asuka tells them grimly that a Situation has arisen and that, no matter what, Momo cannot be alone in their hotel room.
>All except Rei are confused, but agree that only Shinji, Asuka, and Kensuke will have room keys.
>Rei looks even worse than she did prior, practically sinking into the seat, will not make eye contact with anyone
>Asuka tells them that Momo is "Crazy as balls"

>>7068136
>Asuka tells them why Rei has been reduced to a mere husk of her former self
>Momo had spent the night at Rei's house the night that they met up, and spent the entire night screaming into her cell phone and speaking to the tv screen
>Momo was watching Bleach at 3am in full cosplay squeezing a grotesquely stained doll of shota officer Hitsugaya
>Rei, trying to be a good host, offers Momo to take her bed
>Momo obliges
>Momo spends the night continuing to shout into her phone, which explains why Rei looked so cranky and tired that day
>Asuka asks Momo's boyfriend what she could have been doing all night screaming and yelling, worries that maybe Momo's home life is bad and she was having trouble
>Boyfriend laughs and says "Asuka, Momo and I were sexting last night."
>Rei's bed
>Rei has germaphobe traits, finds out the next night and nearly has a panic attack, scrubs herself clean for two hours and disposes of her current sheets
>Asuka had met up with Momo afterwards for lunch at a yogurt place to discuss the dance group
>Momo suddenly starts spilling intimate details of her active sex life
>Suddenly tells them that her acne is not acne, but herpes sores
>Asuka witnesses one pop, Momo doesn't notice
>Asuka cannot finish her yogurt that day

>>7068157
She was a germaphobe...and yet offered someone her bed...?

>>7068157
>As she's telling the story, Asuka's face becomes reminiscent of a war veteran trying to speak of difficult and painful memories
>Momo's boyfriend also advised them that Momo had some "issues" and was taking heavy antipsychotics
>Shinji and Mari decide not to ask her for a refund after all
>Everyone tries to ignore it, cope with their new information, and still have a good con
>Get to hotel room, Momo in tow
>Shinji always sleeps on the floor so the girls can sleep in the beds
>Nobody wanted to sleep with Momo, so she (and Kensuke) were also on the floor
>Shinji keeps his belongings close to avoid them being infected by a miasma of batshit

>Morning of con
>Momo isn't there
>Shinji goes through his suitcase to get ready
>Something Feels Wrong.jpg
>His underwear is missing
>Gets a sinking feeling, turns slowly to Momo's domain
>There, amongst the rumpled greasiness of Momo's tiny nest, lie Shinji's underwear

>>7068170
I imagine she was trying to be a good host. I know if I have a guest over, I always offer them the bed.

>>7068170
Yes, now play along and pretend this story is true like the rest of us.

>>7068183
>Shinji chokes back a scream
>Hesitant, but settles on grasping the waistband with as little physical contact as possible
>Shinji glances over at her pillowcase, next to his foot
>Drops his underwear and scoots away at record time, as if there was a fucking wasp nest inside
>There's a stain in the vague imprint of a vagina on the pillowcase
>Looks around, finds a used straw, struggles to use that to lift his underwear
>More stains
>Struggling not to vomit, runs as quietly and quickly as he can to throw them out in the bathroom trash can
>Other roomie, Hikari, wakes up and sees Shinji freaking out
>A few others wake up
>Shinji, distraught with fear and disgust, has difficulty even speaking
>They notice Momo is gone and look at her belongings, see the fresh, now overturned stains, look back to Shinji
>Shinji manages to say
>"They were used."

>>7068231
Is it just me or are all the reactions in these stories way too over the top? I mean If my underwear went missing and I saw it by my hotel-mates bed I'd pick it up and later be like "Hey what the hell were those doing there?" not act like a shell shocked aspie.

>>7068231
>From here on, Shinji just wants the con to be as pleasant as possible, decides to fucking avoid her for the remainder of it
>The whole group still has a rule about not leaving Momo alone in the room
>a few of Shinji's other belongings go mysteriously missing
>other hotelmates also find small things missing
>They all decide that they probably don't want them back, but are extremely irritated

>Night comes, the group returns to the hotel room
>They're all watching Geass-era Adult Swim while eating, discuss Momo
>Knock at door, it's Momo screaming to be let in
>Nobody breathes for a good two minutes
>Somebody whispers, Momo resumes banging on the door and shouting
>NOBODY GAVE ME A KEY
>I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE
>I HAVE TO GET IN
>I HAVE TO
>After a while, the noise subsides
>Most of them decide to leave the room after the meal and do other things
>Only Shinji, Mari, and some 25 year old Mari had jailbaited remain
>Shinji doesn't care, Code Geass starts
>Mari falls asleep, older guy stays
>Geass credits roll
>Door clicks open, in walks Momo
>Nobody gave you a key what the fuck

>>7068247
it's because they're all weebs and are all overactive lolrandom to some degree

>>7068289
>Shinji finally witnesses first-hand what Momo is like when screaming into the phone
>Cursing up a storm at her mother
>Shinji and Mari's friend feel increasingly uncomfortable but refrain from saying anything
>Momo grabs a nearby bag that she had asked Asuka and Rei to get from her boyfriend and bring to her
>Later found out it was full of hardcore sex toys
>Momo hangs up
>Continues yelling
>Shinji won't get involved but is incredibly unsettled and confused
>25 year old leaves
>Momo eventually stops screaming and sits down on the bed
>she turns to Shinji and says "You're a really good friend for being there while I was on the phone"
>???????????
>Shinji uses limited knowledge of Bleach to try to keep her entertained to buy time before friends come back
>Group returns, sees Shinji is (essentially) alone with Momo
>They exchange him the kind of glance one gives to a man who has sacrificed himself to save the life of another who stole a loaf of bread and was sent to the guillotine
>Asuka brought back two friends

>>7068289
>Strange chick we met online is dangerous
>Strange older guy we met at con can stay the night

>>7068323
>One friend (Kaworu) was a boy younger than Shinji and Mari (about 16 at the time)
>It was his first con, and Mari was supposed to show him the ropes, but ditched him to hang out with said 25 year old
>Other friend is Kaji, a guy who'd been in the army, had great and wild con experiences, and drank a lot.
>Kaji gets halfway through a story before Momo stands up and screams "SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO WATCH THE TV, SHUT THE FUCK UP"
>silence settles like a bomb had gone off
>Momo sits back down and continues watching Bleach and speaking to the tv and rubbing her plush sensually
>Kaworu laughs a little and says, "Dude, Bleach sucks."

>>7068333
Mari's decision, I don't think anybody intended for him to stay the night, and knowing Shinji he wouldn't have allowed it anyway.

>>7068343
There's more characters in this than goddamn naruto!

>>7068323
is Asuka the antagonist in this or momo?

>>7068362
My god...I was so that person in highschool

>>7068362
lul early 2000 personified

>>7068343
>"Dude, Bleach sucks."
Go on...

>>7068343
>Momo, enraged, stands up and shouts in her attempt at a deep, demonic voice, "GET. OUT."
>Kid looks like he's about to piss himself
>Nobody moves
>Momo rushes at him and shoves him through the door, running after him enough to chase him away
>Nobody heard from Kaworu again, still to this day have no idea where he went or how he's doing
>Kaji leaves too
>Everybody is too shocked to say anything, since Momo is obviously extremely volatile right now
>End up going to bed, they're leaving tomorrow morning anyway

>>7068367
Asuka is a friend, Momo is the antagonist. I'm sorry, I wish I could tell this story with less characters, Hikari and Kensuke aren't important aside from being present to witness it.

>>7068398
>Final day, decide to just go home
>Momo isn't there
>All wake up and begin to get ready for the day
>Check phones
>Mass text from Momo
>"(Bleach character)? In my vagina? It's more likely than you'd think!"
>Ignore it, continue trying to get ready
>Suddenly banging on the door
>LET ME IN, I LOST MY KEY
>Nobody has any intention of letting her in until they're good and ready, but as of last night's endeavors, they decide to just lay low again
>Momo grows quiet
>To this day, nobody knows how the fuck she was able to, but everyone's phone go off at once
>I CAN HEAR YOUR PHONES, LET ME IN, YOU GUYS ARE HORRIBLE
>Say nothing, wait a few seconds, let her in
>Momo acts like nothing happened, says she needs a ride to the train station
>It's about 10 minutes away, Asuka warily agrees that they can drive her there
>Momo tells them all that she went to a party last night after they went to bed
>Had a fling with some guy, says they are going to date now
>Boyfriend though???? Nobody wants to say anything, they just want Momo gone at this point
>Momo, already dressed, leaves to spend some final time at the con
>In walks Kaji
>Slowly
>Forlorn

>>7068418
>"(Bleach character)? In my vagina? It's more likely than you'd think!"
why do human beings think this kind of shit is quirky or lolsofahnee.

>>7068418
>Kaji is a party dudebro, but the kind that was positively social and got along well with people without seeming overbearing.
>Shinji, seeing him so miserable, is close to assuming somebody died
>Kaji tells them he is giving up drinking forever
>Tells them he got really drunk at a party last night and slept with this Bleach cosplayer and woke up next to Momo
>Repeats that he is giving up drinking, everyone is too afraid to tell him that Momo thinks they're dating
>Realize that they need to leave as quickly as possible so that she doesn't have a conflict with Kaji
>Call her, get the fuck out of dodge in record time

>Barely any room in the car for Momo's things by this point, coupled with Mysterious Bag
>They're not in a very good area, so they're all anxious
>Momo is on the phone arguing with Kaji
>They duck and cover, because the explosion is now contained in a small space with a high mortality rate
>Momo gives them terrible directions, ends up taking 20 minutes to get to the train station
>They're almost out of gas
>Momo makes a long, drawn-out goodbye and tries to have a conversation
>Shinji, waiting in the car, is about ready to run out and push her onto the tracks
>Rei and Kensuke have also just about had it and basically drag Asuka away and back into the car
>Asuka is really stressed and tries to find the nearest gas station in an area she doesn't know
>Finally comes across one
>Shady as fuck, no gas left to go somewhere else
>"Okay let's just go as quickly as possible"
>Asuka goes in to pay, Shinji looks out the window
>Fucking hobos climbing down from the fucking trees
>Asuka just walks out of the door
>Shinji screams "ASUKA GET IN HERE NOW"
>Asuka notices the hobos and bolts to the car, locking her door, and drives away

>>7068418
If you say he fucked her...

>>7068464
Bonus epilogue:

Momo did move down to their area, but moved away when she realized nobody wanted anything to do with her. They ran into her briefly at a con recently, standing and staring aimlessly inside the dealer's room. They were afraid she'd find them first so they just bit the bullet and rushed to say hello and then leave.

When they circled the dealer's room and left about an hour later she was standing in the exact same spot, still staring.

>>7068464
I'm sorry but this kind of shit pisses me off. I have been drunk before.

I have been VERY drunk before at parties and cons but I have never ever had sex with someone I didn't want to and no amount would make me bang some greasy VD ridden Weeb.

I hate it when people act like they had no control over their drunk selves. yes I mad.

>>7068479
Even if it was a drunk coyote ugly type of thing why did she have his number?

I have one from SDCC that was pretty creepy. Not as traumatic as some of these I've read but what can I say, I've seen some shit.

>SDCC show floor
>take a break from manning a booth to roam for a bit and run into someone I haven't seen since high school
>We greet each other and decide to catch up over lunch
>Get along great, always friendly in high school but never best buddies or anything
>Reminisce about weeb phases and laugh.
>Friend suddenly gets grim and says
>So you know Sara is here right?
>No idea who that is

He then proceeded to explain to me that an old friend Sam from high school had recently come out as Trans and was in route to becoming a woman. hormones, name change etc...short of surgery.

Little background on Sam...

>Fat, patchy facial hair, weeb with bad skin and a big nose
>Always spouting out internet jokes and "lol get back to the kitchen tits of GTFO"
>Loud and annoying when with friends
>Agro and Beta when around "normals"
>He was close with my best friend at the time and although I kept my distance he took a liking to me
>Always awkwardly flirted, tried to touch me and invite me places alone (poke/nose boop)
>established early on that I was not interested
>Gushed over my artwork and always made me "fan art" which were traces of screen shots
>Threw huge fits if he found out me and his three other friends hung out without him.
>got large allowances from his parents (still does) just for existing (300 a week I think it was...)
>spent it all on toys and pieces of costumes that were never finished

Just in general your typical neckbeard. Last person I expected to come out as trans, he wasn't exactly feminine and after our huge fallout after high school I never expected to see him again. The summer after graduation we drifted apart since - like said- we weren't close friends we just hung out with the same people, never alone...never shared any deep secrets or experiences- I doubt he could even tell you if I had siblings or not.

>>7068619
but the important question: is she hot now?

>>7049990
There's been a lot of ones where the guys are delusional too. I think the ones with the girls get retold more often because they are lulz-ier and pathetic whereas the really extreme stories where the creeper is a guy are genuinely fucked up and scary.

Cont'd

But that summer he found me on Facebook and messaged me this long rant about how I had stolen all his friends and I was the cause of them abandoning him etc. etc. He basically threatened me and called me a lot of names but I didn't give a shit or feel intimidated so I just ignored him and moved on with my life...now back to SDCC about five years after that event.

>Laugh and hope I don't see "her."
>Friend gets dead serious and says:
>"Well he posted on facebook he wanted to see you"
>wat
>"Yeah, he said he can't wait to see you again and for things to go back to how they were"
>5 fucking years ago.
>Apparently he had been watching my profile from a distance and saw I was attending and since he was too he made a note to visit me.
>Meh. not that creep out. I get it I guess.
>Be later at con, Return to table so my co-worker can have some fun
>friend sticks around to hang and look at books
>Suddenly it appears
>Sam approaches in what still looks like guy's clothes but in full make-up (green fucking eye shadow, Bronzer as cover-up and dark lipstick), grown out greasy hair and a carrying a toki doki purse
>I almost want to laugh but I know I shouldn't, he might be trying his best and happy for once
>He asks if I know who he is in a horrible cracking high voice and I'm mesmerized by his upper lip hair because although it's sparse the bronzer appears to be framing it and giving him a light skin toned mustache effect.
>I say yes and greet him.
> he was obviously hoping I'd say no and had a practiced speech in his head to make a grand entrance.
>"mmmKay." He says
>he just stands there for several minutes, not looking at me and rocking his arms
>he's directly in front of my booth and blocking people from looking at my books so I try to be practical and friendly and offer him a book for free while asking him what he's been up to
>mutual friend is silent and trying to look preoccupied.

>>7068623
Unfortunately no. Looks more or less the same- would make my story better though.

>>7068665

>He then starts telling me all this shit about how he's always felt like a chick and his whole goddamn life story.
>I don't have time for this BS so I wish him well, hope he's happier once there's a break in his long ass story.
>He tells me he's recently decided to change his name
>I tell him I heard it was Sara and he says it was but now it's...My name.
>He named himself after me.
>Not sure if honored or creeped out but leaning towards creeped.
>I smile out of fear and absentmindedly say something awkward like "...Ok, Well here's your book."
>He asks if I can sign it
>I do so and then he asks if I could write "Love always" in it.
>uuuh...sure
>he tells me he's never stopped thinking about me since I was so mean to him after summer
>He says we should get together and talk about it
>I flat out tell him I am not interested in talking about something I haven't so much as thought about since I was 17
>He says he understands but that he still likes girls and if I'm interested at least add him on facebook

he left and that night when I checked my facebook he had uploaded my signature and tagged me with a comment that said something like "Glad to see my old high school flame is living her dream! Who knows what the next con may hold but I think this says it all."

I almost feel bad for the guy because I think he's lonely and genuinely needs help.

>>7068665
Jesus christ I know that feel. I've had two friends like that who live in this fantasy land where our relationship is waaay deeper then it actually is

>>7047872
I am still half convinced that this "Rock-chan" chick went to my school

unless there are two disgusting weebs with similar shit personalities/appearances that both call themselves Rock-chan

I don't like to consider that within the realm of possibility

>>7068665
Dat spider wang

>>7068711
He seems like the type of person who just wants attention in any capacity. Like he didn't fit in as a male and wanted to start over as a female.

>>7068665
I swear we may know the same dude/lady but the name is different.

>dude is just 'off' somehow all through high school
>gets way too close every time he talks to girls
>one friend literally got a rash once from whatever cologne he drenches himself in
>shows up at places outside of school, coincidentally just as we get there
>we all cut ties with him as school ends

>few years later, he comes into store I work at
>totally dressed male but wearing mallgoth-tier eyeliner and purple eyeshadow
>follows me around trying to ask me about my life and how I do makeup (store is not makeup related)

>switched jobs for unrelated reasons, few months later
>he shows up at job again
>is now dressed in very messy looking juniors clothing
>same bad makeup
>messy bleached blonde hair
>insists he is now trans
>"but totally not gay! I'm into chicks still!"
>just keep nodding politely until his stuff is paid for

I mean no disrespect to trans people by the way, I know several, but have also knowntoo many attention seeking IM TOTES TRANS GUYS cases and this dude smacked of desperation.

>>7071204
>but totally not gay, into chicks still
So confused. Are you using the person's pronouns as you originally met them, or as a trans person? Because if they're a trans girl and into girls uh, that's pretty fucking gay.

>>7071279
Thats a direct quote. He was a man, and now claims to be a trans woman. As I said everything seems really sketchy here which is why I don't use 'she'. I have no respect for people doing this just for attention or some weird need to be unique, I've known too many people going through hell who get shit because of these fuckups.

>>7071204
I changed the name ...it very well might be the same person. He also insists he isn't gay and that gays go to hell. He doesn't count because by his logic even though he'd like to be a guy he's meant to be a woman so it doesn't count.

Yeah. Different Gender, same bigot.

not a horror story at all, just something me and my friends found hilarious when it happened

>be me, my boyfriend and good friend zach attending AX
>decide to go to game room
>find a smash bros melee booth, boyfriend sits down to play
>it was free for all (noob) no items
>me and zach play the crane games for candy
>we go back to the melee booth, see my boyfriend playing against some dudes
>i sit behind in the seat that's in between my boyfriend and some lanky mexican dude who is also playing, zach is next to me
>i open a bag of m&m's to eat
>i see that a match is over, reach over the chair and offer m&m's to my boyfriend
>lanky mexican dude looks down to the side at my m&m's
>wtf he ain't gettin any
>reflexes kick in and i slowly pull the bag of m&m's away in silence....
>lanky mexican dude stares longingly at m&m's going away
>me and zach try our hardest to suppress laughter

funniest thing i ever seen

BUMP! I want MOAR!

>>7071325
I can't remember this kids name now but I think it began with an R or a B. Also I am from the east coast.

>>7042489
Might be just a hostel that is near the con?

I can repost one of my stories if anyone wants.
I'm in the mood to tell it.
I hope to get a restraining order because of this experience. its a 3-parter.

>>7072659
go

I met a group of people through one of my friends in highschool
they turned out to be terrible.
here is the story of Heather.
>meet Heather, a girlfriend of one of my guy friends, she seems nice
>her friends are a bit weird
>just glad to make new friends
>she invites me over, asks me to bring an extra lolita dress to wear
ok, yeah, lolita dressup, sounds fun.
>go over
>she changes into lolita dress
>one of her guy friends starts freaking the hell out
>Heather is small and looks like a child that got slapped in the face with the worst end of puberty and all of the zits
>guy starts saying "oh heather! you are so kawaii! just like one of my sweet lolis in my hentais!"
>okay...
>guy starts screaming "I'm going to kidnap this sweet loli and bring her to my basement full of lolis for sex!"
>picks her up fireman style and carries her into the basement
>wtf
>I end up being the only one upstairs
>go into basement
>why did I go into the basement
>fucking lolicon dude is in his boxers, along with the rest of his guy friends
>nope.jpg
>try to leave
>guy blocks the door
>they put on anime dance music
>shout "RAVE TIME!"
>all the guys start grinding up against eachother, Heather in the middle'
>start dry humping eachother and pretending to have sex
>they all think its hilarious
>its not
>its gay as shit
>why am I here
>why did I go in the basement
>why is my friend dating heather

>>7072669
I ended up just sitting on the computer for most of the time
>boxerguys walk up to me
>"GOD, DONT YOU HAVE A LIFE?'
>"JEEZ"
>"get off the computer and dance with us"
>insert most nervous laugh ever
>wait until my mother picks me up
>go the fuck home
a couple of months later
>friend calls (Rick, the one dating Heather)
>hey, my mom booked two hotel rooms for this big con, one for the girls, and one for the guys, you can take a friend and come with us, we can carpool, my mom will pay for food for us
oh shit yeah free room and food
>at con
>having fun
>see heather
>she's sitting in lap of lolicon dude, holding hands
>uhhh
>Heather goes "we're just friends silly! don't you ever do that with your friends!"
>"yeah I do that with my girl friends sometimes but we don't hold hands and do it as a jo-"
>Heather shouts at me "Well that's discrimination and sexism! we're just friends!"
>this is bullshit
>end of day
>walk back to hotel room
>Heather and Lolicon dude are in the bed together
>"we're just cuddling because we are friends!"
>bullshit meter hits maximum gage
>bullshit meter breaks
>bullshit meter flies into orbit
>what in the ever living fuck, Rick payed for her and Lolicon guy to come and now this shit
>what the fuck Rick doesn't deserve this shit
>ask lolicon dude to leave because I want to get changed
>lolicon says "you're an ugly fucking manface and you can't make me do shit"
what in the everliving fuck
>best friend to the rescue
>best friend comes in
>kicks him the hell out
>looks at Heather
>locks the door behind her

>>7072675
its a four parter, herp
>Heather's friend also in room
>all three of us tell Heather what she's doing is not ok.
>Heather insists they're just friends
>we tell Heather that best friends don't do that shit
>Heather loses her shit, calls me a bitch, calls my friend a cunt, and calls her friend a traitor, then runs to the boy's hotel room crying
>apperantly she said "we bullied her because her cosplay was cooler than ours and we were just jealous"
>guys let her room with her that night
>she sleeps inbetween Rick and Lolicon dude
>She cuddles both of them throughout the night and Rick has no idea. Lolicon dude is his close friend.
next day
>Rick, don't you think Heather and Lolicon dude are a bit.. close?
>"No, they just are all touchy-feely and she sits in his lap because they are friends"
>mfw
End of con
>Heather takes the cheating so far she has Lolicon dude move in with her "because that's what friends do"
>she confesses to Rick that she cheated on him
>Rick dumps her sorry ass on the spot
>she blames me for this because I was the one that called her out on cheating to her face
>She keys my mothers car
>goes apeshit
>has lolicon dude, boxerbros, and herself send me hatemail upon hatemail upon hatemail on facebook
>when they ran into me at college, they snatched my lolita wig off my head and stomped it into the dirt
>spreads rumours about me
>she lost a couple of her friends because of the crazy way she behaved
>blames me

>>7072677
Months later, at a con
>she follows me around
>follows me everywhere, even into booths with things I know she has no interest in
>try to ignore it
>socializing with some cool people
>we're getting real deep, talking about crazy bitches
>I bring up her
>suddenly Heather comes out of nowhere
>gets in my face
oh shit
>"YOU'RE A BITCH!"
>sassymodeactivated
>"what did you say? I couldn't hear you. are you trying to tell me YOU are a bitch?" I tell her
>she flicks me off
>"Fuck you!"
>I make a disgusted look
>"No thank you, you already fucked everyone else in town though"
>you can feel the rage coming from her pimple infested face
>people are laughing in the background
>she punches me in the boob
ohshitherewego.jpg
>she starts clawing at my face
>I push her away
>she tries to get up
>I kick her in the head
>boxerbros and lolicon dude run at me
>"How dare you touch her! she did nothing to you!"
>they hold me "don't touch me you fucking pedophile!" I shout
>Heather gets up
>pulls my hair, pulls a good clump out
>all while clawing at my eyes
>I can hear someone screaming for security
>thank god
>they pull her off of me
>they ask me what happened
>I break into tears
>shivering
>they bring me to the lobby
>I'm blubbering
>a couple of people ask me what's wrong, one dude gives me his pizza, another girl buys me a drink of water
>I start crying even more now
>I'm crying because they are so nice to me
>not used to people being nice, just this bullshit
>go home, mother tells me to take pictures of my wounds in case Heather tries to take me to court for kicking her in the head
pic related, pic of my wounds that very night, face stinging, fresh blood, and tears.

>>7072669
>>7072675
>>7072677
what the everloving fuck

>>7072680
Oh nevermind it's just Nia. Go home everybody, nothing to see here. Everything in the story was exaggerated and/or made up.

>>7072680
murder them anon
that sounded horrible

>>7072680

>HEY YOU GUYS HERE'S THE STORY THAT I TOTALLY DIDN'T CHANGE THE NAMES OF AND REPOST A MILLION TIMES FOR PITY

>>7072659

Please, stop fucking posting this and masquerading like you haven't told it before (with different names, no less). We are sick to death of it.

>>7072703
>masquerading like you haven't told it before
>I can repost
What >>7072701 said makes more sense if you wanna be mad about it.

>>7072684
But that's not Nia.

Nia is black. I think the girl posting that story is asian.

There was this one time when after making out with a hottie dressed as link in the bathroom I came outside and an unattractive man walked by me and briefly looked at me. The piece of shit even had the nerve to say hi to me AND THEN HE ASKED IF HE COULD TAKE MY PICTURE OMG EWWWWWWWW! He then walked off and chatted with some other group I bet he was trying to fuck. What a creeper.

>>7072701
>>7072703
it was a good story..?
I don't get why everyone is so mad
>i can repost if anyone wants
>if anyone wants
it was requested, so I don't really understand the anger.
but then again, I don't lurk /cgl/ that much

>>7072726

>another faggot from /r9k/ who doesn't even read these stories

>Be a male gamer/manga nerd
>Go to a con to see what it's like
>Jailbait dressed like adults everywhere
>Narutards everyone
>"ita" girls everywhere
>Low powerlevels everywhere
>End up staying in the gaming section the entire time and doing random tourneys instead. Mild entertainment was had.
>Get hit on by a fat black girl who reeked of rotting fish so bad I almost threw up.
>All the attractive girls are blatant attention whores
>Come home
>Girlfriend asks if she can come next time
>I just look at her without bothering to check if my emotions are showing on her face
>Her: "oh...um....nevermind"

Never again. I come here to look at good cosplays but Jesus fucking Christ I will never understand how you girls put up with this shit.

>>7072738

The original poster posted this a few months ago, using different names. She got called out on how the majority of it was made up and some of the people in question came into the thread. It turned into one giant shitstorm, but she continually reposts it and changes the details.

>>7072742
If you are angered by that kind of post you are likely guilty of what it's making fun of.

>>7072749

Or maybe I'm actually a dude and think you just sound like a faggot.

>>7072755
>nofunallowed

>>7052354
It can be really hot, or a pain in the ass. I was fucking two chicks once, both squirters, and resolved to get one of those vinyl bedsheets, just so I didn't have to deal with the mess.

>>7072747
>some of the people in question came into the thread
OP here. I was there for that. the thread was crowded with trolls. none of the people in question actually came into the thread and the story is truth. I can't freaking change it to make it seam more realistic to some seagulls. I even tried photo evidence.
since the thread was full of trolls and the shitstorm went down after posting it multiple times, I stopped posting it. calmed down about the events.
then I went to a con. and got fucking beat up.
it was really awful.
so, to avoid drama, I changed the names so it wouldn't turn into "THE KATE STORY OMG LETS TROLL THE FUCK OUTTA THIS THREAD" again
just for the sake of a good story. and I shortenend it as much as possible.
the people in question never came into the thread. you're pulling that shit outta your ass.

I won't post this again, and just posted it the last time for a good stories sake. but apperantly it rustled your little jimmies that I wanted to tell everyone in an on-topic thread that I got fucking assaulted at a con.

if anyone wants this, take caps. I'm not telling it again.

>>7072774
Did you retaliate after in any way? I hope you got some sweet revenge, OP.

>>7072774

>>7056615
I don't buy it, if it did happen, shit sux, sorry for her, but I'm not picking up what they're laying down.

>>7072779
no. my boyfriend was pissed and signed her number up for a bunch of scam sites though.
If she confronts/threatens me again like this I will get a restraining order as soon as I possibly can
so her ass won't be able to go to any con I am at, or the mall if I'm at the mall, and I'd feel happiness knowing that these events she looks forward to she can no longer attend.

But /cgl/ retaliated against her a long while back (last year?). she came here saying "HAVE AT ME! I HEARD ANON WAS TELLING STORIES ABOUT ME! COME AT ME FATTIES!"
all because I dared her to.
it was a glorious night indeed.

>>7068431
This is assuming she was a human being.

>>7048528
Was this the guy in your story?

>>7049632
>Ringo-chan
After reading that, I couldn't stop picturing them as The Beatles

>>7056797
You'd be surprised the shit some people do. My husband was cosplaying Link at con, set down his sword and shield on a bench and was standing by them while we were talking to friends. Some douche came up, not even saying anything, and started picking up his sword. Thankfully we were right there to tell him to not touch our shit.

>>7072792
Girl sounds like she needs a good dozen punches to the face, though. At the least.

>>7072814
Some dude at SDCC tried to pull my boyfriend's dollfie out of his backpack as he was walking down a hallway before. Just walked right up behind and started yanking. Claimed he was just trying to get a better look.

>>7072640
Holy shit....his name does start with an R

>>7072901
>boyfriend's dollifie

>>7072908
..Ray?

>>7049632
>"I know I'm a squirter I'm so sorry"

nope.jpg
fuck this thread i'm out

Anyone remember this little gem?

>>7072680
they held you down as she clawed at you?
jesus fucking christ

>>7068398
>Nobody heard from Kaworu again, still to this day have no idea where he went or how he's doing

She ate him

>>7072915
Fuuuuck I can't remember. We were class of 2007. I pretty much don't talk to anyone from my home town, moved to other side of country.

>>7072910
Dollfies are just giant deluxe cast off figures. If they weren't, their nipples wouldn't be so fucking huge.

>>7047936
Admittedly, I will probably say that the reason why some of the people who are crazy are also fat is because if they're mentally unstable enough to slit someone's throat or bite their arm, they're probably depressed and eat their feelings. -Shrug- I've dealt with plenty of skinny psychos in my day, it just seems like the girls who are overweight are self conscious and seclude themselves, leading to types of issues.

OH I totally forgot that I have a couple of these stories.

">" Be at A-kon
">" Been to a lot of conventions
">" Awkward sixteen year old but I know what I'm doing
">" Not very social, want to make friends
">" sitting outside dealers room
">" Fucking floor literally shakes as he approaches
">" 400 pound extra dark dude
">" Wearing black fuzzy leg warmers
">" Black tank top
">" black cat ears
">" rainbow tutu
">" Greasy cat makeup
">" can literally see the sweat dripping from his chins
">" mfw "What's a girl like yourself doing alone"
">" mfw fat Black gay kitty cat sits next to me
">" mfw he accidentally thinks we're friends
">" he invites me to stay in his hotel room for the con
">" agree, make sure to see if other people are staying with him too
">" there are
">" One gross chick looks like has downs
">" but she's cocky, of course
">" One other fat cocky chick
">" obsessed with black butler and kingdom hearts
">" decide to stay
">" everything goes fine
">" for the most part
">" wake up the next morning
">" look over
">" Guy eating an entire box of zebra cakes
">" smells like shit
">" crumbs all over shirt
">" mfw "good morning beautiful"
">" both girls come back
">" "Oh my gosh, I totally got this new wig for Axel, can't believe it's so perfect"
">" "And for only 50 bucks!"
">" Red short mangled wig, looks like fucking ronald mcdonald
">" won't shut the fuck up about ~~Sebast-chan~~ all fucking weekend
">" Later find out the black guy considers himself a trap
">" looks like a fat as fuck Katt Williams

> Be at A-kon
> Been to a lot of conventions
> Awkward sixteen year old but I know what I'm doing
">" Not very social, want to make friends
">" sitting outside dealers room
> Fucking floor literally shakes as he approaches
> 400 pound extra dark dude
> Wearing black fuzzy leg warmers
> Black tank top
> black cat ears
> rainbow tutu
> Greasy cat makeup
> can literally see the sweat dripping from his chins
> mfw "What's a girl like yourself doing alone"
> mfw fat Black gay kitty cat sits next to me
> mfw he accidentally thinks we're friends
> he invites me to stay in his hotel room for the con
> agree, make sure to see if other people are staying with him too
> there are
> One gross chick looks like has downs
> but she's cocky, of course
> One other fat cocky chick
> obsessed with black butler and kingdom hearts
> decide to stay
> everything goes fine
> for the most part
> wake up the next morning
> look over
> Guy eating an entire box of zebra cakes
> smells like shit
> crumbs all over shirt
> mfw "good morning beautiful"
> both girls come back
> "Oh my gosh, I totally got this new wig for Axel, can't believe it's so perfect"
> "And for only 50 bucks!"
> Red short mangled wig, looks like fucking ronald mcdonald
> won't shut the fuck up about ~~Sebast-chan~~ all fucking weekend
> Later find out the black guy considers himself a trap
> looks like a fat as fuck Katt Williams

>>7073664
> One gross chick looks like has downs
> but she's cocky, of course

I wish I could be as confident as some of the wrecked people in these stories

>>7073693
It's an internal safety mechanism.

/r/ pics of some of the ugly people in these stories

I've never been to a con, always wanted to go.
I'm confused, do people usually stay with strangers?

>>7073714
I second this.

>>7073722
I never do personally, but as far as I know it's somewhat common.

Not sure if caps were ever posted, wasn't there once a horror story of some girl being super jealous of some guy who had a gf, and stole a used condom to try and get pregnant from it. Not sure if I did actually see this posted months ago or not, and whether it was a fake story, however I do know someone personally who had this happen to them within a relationship. Crazy gf wanted a child to she could still force a relationship with guy, got used condom after they had sex, turned it inside out to get pregnant. In the con horror story I think she was stopped before she succeeded in trying to put the condom up herself. Person I know irl has child and has main custody, whereas the ex only gets supervised visits.

>>7049632
...Holy fucking shit.

>>7073736
Lol that would never fucking work. Wow.

>>7073664
>agree to stay in gay kitty's hotel room
fake, 2/10 because I actually read the whole thing.

>>7073732
thirded
comon give me photos

>>7073664
> Guy eating an entire box of zebra cakes
> smells like shit
> crumbs all over shirt
> mfw "good morning beautiful"

Damn, wouldn't want to wake up to that.

>>7042489
Way late but I think sleeping halls are generally gyms or miscellaneous open facilities where people can bring sleeping bags and sleep on the floor in a huge common area. Tends to be pretty cheap, especially compared to other more traditional options.

>be my nerdy self, want to start cosplaying
>been doing martial arts for about a decade at this point, in decent shape
>decide to put off cosplaying for a few years, start lifting, dieting, and doing cardio religiously
>fast forward 2 years, age 20
>good shape at this point, but still looking to have fun. mainly got into shape to be able to be as accurate as possible with cosplays
>first time cosplaying, go simple
>battleworn goku, think livingichigo but a bit more lean and a bit taller
>go to con, hope to have fun
i was called a muscle bound faggot, a douchebag, told to kill myself, had food and drinks dumped on me (always in front of 20+ people). this happened at 4 separate cons within 3 months. i never took my shirt off (but it was kind of torn, so *if you looked hard enough* you could see some of my chest/stomach), i didn't hit on a single girl (my aspie self would've just stuttered anyway), i never flexed, and i tried to be as low-key as possible. are there seriously that many fucking douchebags that go to cons to show off that *anyone* in good shape gets immediately labeled as a showoff? i had to leave all those cons early, and i'm considering just dropping cosplaying entirely since a few of those asshats started remembering me, and i'm sure this shit will continue unless i move or travel to out of state cons

I kinda feel bad for super buff broskies. I've never known a big strong dude to be a stupid asshole, but everyone acts like that's all they are.

Like those gym cMercials where they act all high and mighty because their gym doesn't have any lunk-heads. Fuck you! Just because he likes to spend his time working out doesn't mean you can make fun.

>>7074540
If anything, they think you're just doing it to be all "look at me"
Don't let them get to you, but people actually throwing food/drinks on you is something that you should tell someone

I'd have to get a picture with you if I saw it, that sound like a badass cosplay though

>>7073816
Reminds me of the last night out I had with my local weaboo buddies back in the day. Also the last time I ever saw them because of this. So, not a CON horror story, but still pretty fucking traumatising.

>Culture night, lots of events going on around town
>Friends and I all cosplaying cause we were underage dumbasses who thought any event ever = cosplay time
>We all get drunk, more people from the local anime club shows up
>One of them being super annoying massively obese pedophile. 20+ something, really fucking gross and really fucking annoying.
>Time is around 2 or 3 in the morning when the event ends, many of us who live in town can't get home because trains have stopped running
>Obese guy offers a tiny group of us to sleep at his place for the night
>Too drunk to not be ok with that
>Get to his place, bff and I take the bed, girl 2 takes mattress, guy 1 and 2 takes floor, obese fucker agrees to take the couch.
>Fall asleep
>Wake up a while later to bff fondling my boobs and breathing heavily
>wtf r u doin
>this goes on for a few minutes, I'm confused but don't think much of it cause she'll do weird shit sometimes
>Suddenly awake enough to notice how there is little to no room on the already tiny bed
>Ask friend to move over a little
>"Hey babe, finally awake?"
>It's that obese freak, what THE FUCK
>Try not to lose my shit, whisper "I need to go pee..." and escape from bed
>Go to sleep on cold floor without blanket and get the fuck out of there as soon as everyone else wakes up.

Apparently my bff had gone to the bathroom a while after I fell asleep, and came back to find the bed occupied. Never fucking again.

>>7074540
Dont let those fuckers get to you. Cosplay is for you. if you wanna wear a shirt that shows off a little bit of the body that you put time and effort into getting, go for it. If you wanna wear a tutu, good on ya. If you wanna wear wanna wear a motherfucking speedo, ROCK THAT FUCKER

Sorry, but nothing pisses me off more than when some one who wants to cosplay is not able to because of pretentious fucks who make it miserable/

>>7074540
fat chick here.
you know what I do when I see skinny people cosplaying?
"Damn i wish i had more self-control and wasn't a lazy fuck to do that."
not
"OMG look at that arrogant fucker. How dare he make me feel bad (unintentionally) with his/her presence"
Then again, people tend to try and shift the blame of this to anyone other than themselves. I am really sorry to hear that they've been this cruel to you at several different places. Any in shape cosplayers I have seen at the 3 cons Ive gone to I have never seen act like arrogant bastards
Where on earth do you live/did you go to and receive this kind of treatment?

>>7074540
>>7074540
They were projecting their insecurity and lack of self-esteem onto you. They don't realise and can't appreciate your cosplay took thousands of hours of determination, sweat and blood, probably more than anything they can do.

Fuck them. Cosplay for yourself and for your friends. Haters are going to hate.

>>7048742
OH JESUS CHRIST. This guy harassed me and tried guilt tripping me like nothing else to try and get me to send him nudes of myself when I was 14.

>>7072743
We're not people that have to find shit to hate at cons and force it to be a bad time.

>>7071484
>funny game room stories
Oh lawdy here we go
>Ohayocon '12
>hanging out in game room watching people play
>head to SCV
>neckbeard has been all OVER that game for a while
>he's talking to the crowd and keeps turning to a girl
>explains how damage is stacked and other gay shit
>explainibragging, not looking at the screen while he beats the SHIT out of some dude
>Perfect win
>he looks at the guy and does a backhanded good game type line
>loser: Whatever man at least I get laid
>he leaves with the girl neckbeard was showing off to
I loved it.

>>7065595
0/10
You want to be raped by a land whale
You don't have a girlfriend

>> Acen in the early 2000's.
>>First real convention and first time going "in costume" with friends.
>>Being the god awful nerds we are we decide to go as Boba Fett, Han Solo, and two Storm Troopers. (Myself being Storm Trooper #2, my brother #1, and my best friends Solo and the Fett man.
>>All go in for a nice big room with a king, figuring why the hell not let's do it big our first time.
>>We're there for a day, doing our rounds out of costume when my brother gets the attention of two "lovely" ladies we will hence forth refer to as "Con Slut 1" and "Con Slut 2", who are already in costume as a Sailor Scout (for the life of me I can't remember which one) and Kagome from Inu Yasha.
>>Girls seem relatively normal although they look a little young. (Mind you we were all very young back then.)
>>Showing us around the con, all wide eyed at all the nerddom and costumes.
>>Turns out the girls had a falling out with a few other friends that had gone in on a room with them.
>>Wanting to play the hero the four of us decide "Yeah, fuck it you guys can stay with us." We even allow them to take the bed and the rest of us decide to crash wherever we can. (I slept in the shower.)

>>7074776
>>Wake up the next day a little late, con-hungover to find ConSlut’s 1-2 have disappeared. (They made the bed though.)
>>We get in costume and are hamming it up in the elevator on the way down, trying to make silly poses through the glass at the people below. (one of my favorite memories of this whole trip.)
>>We spend the whole damn day out there, doing our best to stay in character, spending way too much money on stupid crap. (We each have a set of bladed throwing cards with a different suite on them to this very day, dumbest purchase we’ve ever fucking made.)
>>Getting around the time to gtfo and head back upstairs so we say our goodbyes and make our way back to the room.
>>Friends feel bad that I had to sleep in the shower so they offer to let my brother and I have the bed tonight and they crash on the floor.
>>I awake at about four in the morning to a sudden weight being dropped on my lap. I open my mouth to scream and feel a hand placed over it. Still drowsy, my vision blurred I open my eyes to stare up at a Sailor Scout wearing a Storm Trooper helmet…MY HELMET.
>>”Shhh Anon, don’t make any noise your friends will wake up.”
>>I can feel the bed moving under me and I glance to my side to see my brother VIGOROUSLY fucking the living daylights out of Conslut #2 also still in costume with his helmet on.

>>7074777
>>Not sure what to do, my dick is saying one thing, my brain another but being a young man and quite foolish at the time I allow my dick to do my thinking for me. The entire time with this nagging feeling in the back of my mind that this is too unreal, that something HAS to be wrong, porn is not real life, etc etc.
>>Fuck and pass out with the two girls in the bed only to wake up with them gone again.
>>Brother is being very quiet, wondering if I had dreamt the entire thing as we get suited up and head back down. After a long awkward silence I ask him what the fuck was up with last night.
>>”Fucking right? That was the single handed weirdest damn thing to ever happen to me.”
>>Content that I’m not crazy we spend the last day laughing it up, meet Greg Ayres and Steve Blum (who signed my helmet, sadly the signature wore off ages ago but I’ve still got it in a box somewhere as a fond memory.)
>>Make our way back to the hotel room at the end of the night, exhausted.
>>”Hey anon do you have your room key, mine went missing yesterday?”
>>Uhm…well fuck mine is missing too…
>>Friend still has his and swipes it but the door is jammed, feels like something heavy is up against it.
>>wtf

>>7074778
>>Everyone gets together and pushes hard as we can, hear something fall over from the other side of the door as the weight gives.
>>Step into the room to find our stuff all over the floor, the big set of drawers that the t.v at one point rested on was thrust up against the wall on its SIDE, the big king size mattress had been left leaning up against the door somehow and was making it hard to push open.
>>Take an hour or so trying to take stock of what is missing.
>>All of our extra cash is gone, our luggage, the actual T.V for the room is fucking missing, my lap top, my brother’s camera and the chargers for our cell phones are all missing.
>>Check the bathroom and someone has written in lip stick all across the mirror, “Thanks Losers!”
>>End up having to pay for the damages to the room as NO ONE believes our story and are now barred from the hotel for life.
>>Have to pack all of our stuff into trash bags on the way back with a fucked up story and feeling incredibly stupid and used.
>>I have never dressed up as a storm trooper at a con ever again.

>>7074781
>for our cell phones are all missing.

That is a next level kind of fucked up

>>7073597
I was the one who wrote the tale...He was class of 2007 but his name wasn't Ray, it was Ryan.