[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL


View post   

File: 20 KB, 266x285, qqoIDcPyQbODjnYhsJ2n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7194056 No.7194056[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

moot has chosen you to travel in the Balkans with him. You may only bring one outfit for the twenty-day journey. What do you choose, /cgl/?

>> No.7194091

My birthday suit.

Love you moot-kun.

>> No.7194118

a dress made of pantyes

>> No.7194130
File: 154 KB, 491x500, 2520515474_1b45f0e215.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7194130

>> No.7194139

>>7194056
>implying we'd be wearing clothes at all

>> No.7194142

>>7194139
And here... we... go.

>> No.7194147

>>7194139
POSTIN IN MOOT THREAD

>lace monster, miku wig, unsealed grease paint

>> No.7194150

>>7194139
moot, you'd want these girls dressed in as MUCH as possible once you see them

>> No.7194151

>>7194056
A sock.

>> No.7194152

>>7194139
But you would look nice in my panties Moot.

>> No.7194160
File: 129 KB, 480x640, 1377718193405.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7194160

>>7194056
I'd dress as a qt scene girl

>> No.7194162

Matching kitty suits?
Matching kitty suits.

>> No.7194163

>>7194150
>moot, you'd want these girls dressed in as MUCH as possible once you see them
Touché.

>> No.7194166

>>7194139
b-but I'm a boy

>> No.7194179

I dunno, but If you want to creep him out you can always dress as the number 6 and bring an owl.

>> No.7194181

I prefer my rides a little more convenient than the fucking Balkans of all places. Don't get me wrong, I love adventure as much as the next person, but not if it's going to be carving huge ass chunks out of valuable naked time.

>> No.7194193
File: 128 KB, 308x308, 1379379781344.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7194193

>>7194166

>implying you wouldn't still let moot jelly his dick between your thighs

>> No.7194196

>>7194179
>sells pictures of herself to aid "diasabled gamers" raises $600

>ps4 launch date today

>she was the disabled gamer the whole time!!!!!

clever

>> No.7194199
File: 343 KB, 714x1000, Asuka_Langley_Soryu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7194199

I'd cosplay moot's waifu. This outfit looks like normal clothes so as not to draw unwanted attention, is lightweight and would be good for traveling, and most importantly, would easy to remove.

Let's elope, mootykins.

>> No.7194203

>>7194196
The only disabled one here is you.

>> No.7194212

>>7194196
>mein sides

>> No.7194217

>>7194203
whoa, what is with the hostility.

i'm not the one ripping off the community using the name (and unfortunate situation that disabled children are in), in order for personal profit and e-fame.

heard you also tear families apart in order to attain the same level of e-fame, home wrecker

>> No.7194213

>>7194199
If only you were a qt 3.14 Anonnette.

>> No.7194238

>>7194235
But do you look like based Asuka??

>> No.7194235

>>7194199
stealing this idea as i have a vagina. TAKE ME MOOT

>> No.7194245

>>7194203
Honestly, if you're attempting to raise money for disabled people and do truly care about them. It's pretty fucking cruel you'd use "disabled" as an insult to a guy who's just telling the truth.
>>7194217
Is that Ai Honey true with her fucking a married man? I heard it was complete BS, but now seeing how much of a colossal cuntflap she's acting, I wouldn't put it past her.

>> No.7194248
File: 13 KB, 429x375, 1363975615559.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7194248

>drama in a moot thread
>moot's face when

>> No.7194249

>>7194245
I don't know
and I don't give a shit
i'm just trollin in general

>> No.7194250

>>7194238
I look like Rebel Wilson.

>> No.7194247

>>7194238
i'm tsun and fairly cute, close enough right?

>> No.7194257

>>7194245
He's only telling the truth? Really?? Oh boy! Okay I'll go play on the PS4 APPARENTLY I've just gained then. Oh wait. :(

Not to mention there's no personal gain and I had enough e-fame before, thanks.

You miserable fuckers, why you enjoy ruining lighthearted threads is beyond me.

>> No.7194259

>>7194257
it goes both ways, you're replying only adds to the ruining of the thread

>> No.7194261

>>7194257
>You miserable fuckers, why you enjoy ruining lighthearted threads is beyond me.
Because they want me to die alone :(

>> No.7194263

>>7194261
Cheer up, someone will find you one day.

>> No.7194264

>>7194257

never buy a console at launch

>> No.7194268

>>7194261
you're not going to die alone, moot. you're going to get those naked hugs eventually.

>> No.7194272

>>7194268
>naked hugs
I chuckled.

>> No.7194273
File: 490 KB, 500x360, 1345054323255.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7194273

>>7194139
Heh.
>>7194056
>Balkans
Kek. Have fun mootie.

>> No.7194277
File: 271 KB, 800x600, 385638.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7194277

>>7194261

Maybe if you preferred submissive, elite waifu-material like Rei this shit wouldn't happen.

>> No.7194279

>>7194259
Sometimes I just want to post WHY MUST IT ALWAYS BE LIKE THIS. /cry

>>7194261
Well, you're not going to get a whole lot of sympathy from me on that one.

>> No.7194281

>>7194261
4chan is our lives, we need you to keep it up.

if you end up catching something from these sluts we're all fucked

looking out for your best interest

>> No.7194287

>>7194279
No sympathy on 4chan, call the masses it's a tragedy. Those who fight monsters...

>> No.7194289

>>7194272
hey moot, would you play that namco high dating sim that's coming out?

>> No.7194300

>>7194261
I don't

>> No.7194306

This thread has convinced me that you can summon moot anywhere just by saying his name.
Time to go to /d/

>> No.7194315

>>7194199
have fun surviving the Balkans in that

in anything

none of you are fit for survival Darwin was right

>> No.7194313

>>7194281
>4chan is our lives

Speak for yourself. If this were my life I'd have ended it the moment I got here.

>> No.7194326
File: 2.92 MB, 292x194, 1354919775029.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7194326

>>7194277

Rei thread?

>> No.7194351
File: 1.87 MB, 422x409, 1384487732559.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7194351

>>7194139
hi moot <3333

u should come to /fa/ like i shouldnt have to this dirt board just to see ur beautiful shining posts and to post in moot threads

ps shouts out to all the fine ass bitches on here tho hmu on aim sometime we cud have a wonderful time 2gether

also shouts out to yohji bcus i wish he was my grandpa and shouts out to anime & manga too

>> No.7194361

>>7194351
lel u teip leik a retard :^)

>> No.7194386
File: 110 KB, 1280x720, 1383889738351.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7194386

>>7194361
and you type like an aspie retard who cares about how other people type B)

like its never that srs

>> No.7194390

>>7194257
No idea if he's telling the truth on the PS4 thing, it'd not be a huge surprise. However, he showed you're a shallow twat, given that you care soooo much about disabled people then use "disabled" as an insult.

>> No.7194394

>>7194390
lmfao, she sick burned him okay, just deal

>> No.7194423

>>7194139
why are you visiting /cgl/? No boys allowed!

>> No.7194428

>>7194238
Have you watched Madoka? Who's your favorite mahou shoujo?

>> No.7194433

>>7194386
lel what m8 I couldn't eben understand u with how u type :^)

>> No.7194455
File: 1.40 MB, 193x135, bertestofstares.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7194455

>>7194277
>Maybe if you preferred submissive, elite waifu-material like Rei this shit wouldn't happen.
Rei a shit.

>> No.7194461

>>7194455

moot a shit.

And btw, you have a thing for redheads don't you? Just something I've begun to notice.

>moot likes firecrotch

>> No.7194462

>>7194461
Not really, other than the "Asuka mai waifu" schtick.

>> No.7194464

>>7194150

Says the guy who's been systematically stalking various the various tripsfags of this board for the last 3 years now.

>> No.7194465
File: 101 KB, 1277x721, crazyasfuck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7194465

>>7194462

I know you don't watch anime anymore, but you should check out Golden Time.

>> No.7194466
File: 112 KB, 473x630, large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7194466

>>7194462

LIES

When somebody asked that you pick out the most attractive girl on /cgl/, you only chose the redheads!

Just admit it moot, you like your girls to be in possession of pheomelanin producing melanocytes...

>> No.7194479

>>7194466
I did?

>> No.7194481

>>7194479
Apparently so mate. Now your stuck with red ugly bitch and getting nothing out of it

>> No.7194484

>>7194479

You did, but I cba going to the archive.

>> No.7194491

I don't care what I'd wear as long as moot wore a skirt and cat ears the whole time.

Nyoro~n

>> No.7194492

Lets turn this into an "Lets ask moot stupid ass question thread" Moot is it true you once fucked a pony. Do not lie on the question. Also follow up question do you have a tupla named george bush because your a commie?
>inb4 do you cosplay mootykins

>> No.7194495

>>7194492
Are you typing from your phone or are you just that retarded?

>> No.7194505

>>7194466
Makes me wonder if moot would a ginger australiantrap

>> No.7194506

>>7194505
What kind of fucking board doesn't have spoilers

>> No.7194513

>>7194506
This one
And I wish it did but what's there to spoil about clothes?

>> No.7194516

>>7194513
pantsu

>> No.7194523

>>7194513
Costumes that are spoilers/things relating to props or character development that causes a change in appearance.

>> No.7194525

>>7194479
moot would you fuck >>7194160

>> No.7194528

>>7194525
3scary5me

>> No.7194534

>>7194528

moot, what's up with the Balkans deal, though? Do you personally know the girl in the article?

>> No.7194535

moot, if we bought you sweet lolita gear, would you wear it?

>> No.7194540

>>7194528
You know what i would where moot? A giant black censor box because I am ugly and I want spoilers.

>> No.7194559

>>7194534
No. Are you dense?

>> No.7194560
File: 98 KB, 480x672, moot tho.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7194560

>>7194535

>> No.7194566

My Asuka wig and school uniform ◡‿◡✿

>> No.7194568
File: 2.07 MB, 2448x3174, 1363850621714.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7194568

>>7194056
I would dress like the cute little red-headed mori girl that I am.
Layered clothing would allow for warmth when I need it as well as allow for a great strip-tease.
Pic obviously not me, but you get the drift.

>> No.7194569

>>7194560
i said sweet lolita not classic smh

>> No.7194572
File: 96 KB, 384x221, imokaywiththis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7194572

>>7194566
>My Asuka wig and school uniform ◡‿◡✿

>> No.7194576

>>7194560

omg

>> No.7194577

is moot into seifuku?

>> No.7194580

dragon dildo and neko ears and tail.

>> No.7194582
File: 27 KB, 120x120, tumblr_inline_mgr5ygRavQ1qcqwuv.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7194582

>>7194572
Im not as fiery as her but i'll do my best! Also do you still check snapchat moot?

>> No.7194584

>>7194580
You're not leaving enough holes open, anon.

>> No.7194594

>>7194559
yes

>> No.7194603
File: 119 KB, 500x388, dannychoochoo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7194603

>>7194213
I'm female. I'm sorta cute. I'm half white, half Japanese. I'd go anon for you. Please love me.

>>7194235
I have one, too.

>> No.7194608

>>7194582
>Also do you still check snapchat moot?
Not really, but I'll check in a few minutes JUST FOR YOU.

>> No.7194611

>>7194603
>I'd go anon for you.
...What does that even mean? D:

>> No.7194613

>>7194611
I don't know, but I'd do it.

>> No.7194616

>>7194608
I read that as Tinychat and I got happy.
And then I realized it was snapchat..

>> No.7194621 [DELETED] 

Oh shit this is a mooty-kins thread now...
Who has the great and powerful moot been up too?
And yes I would wear my birthday suit aslo

>> No.7194630
File: 15 KB, 120x120, tumblr_inline_mgr5x5KVAI1qcqwuv.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7194630

>>7194608
Aaaah thank you!!! I sent you a new one JUST FOR YOU

>> No.7194635

Oh shit this is a mooty-kins thread now...
how has the great and powerful moot been up too?
And yes I would wear my birthday suit aslo

>> No.7194662

Moot, I could go with you. I'm pale as fuck so the "light travel pack" thing is going to have to include a load of sun lotion, but I think I could make it because I hike almost 5 times a week and am good with strangers (who we will have to be cajoling into giving us free food and donkey cart rides as far as they'll let us).
Also like any sane person I've had a lifelong dream to end my life via mugged then stabbed then gangraped (possibly not in that order) because holy shit, the Balkans?!?! I'd prefer to be in a fist fight with brown taipans in Ausland. And of course a kickboxing match with a red kanga. That one's mandatory to a trip down under.

>> No.7194663
File: 140 KB, 480x640, 1381824462304.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7194663

I'm sorry for your piccolo...

>> No.7194668

>>7194662
Gurl. What are you even talking about?

>> No.7194672

>>7194668
>not reading the salon.com article
Also I like Australian animals a lot. As a wee lass my father would regale me with tales of giant tarantulas found in his slippers, dingoes eating babies, etc.
I'm going to check airfare back to Sydney now. It's been a while.

>> No.7194672,1 [INTERNAL] 

Faggot.

>> No.7194678

>>7194433
mayb u jsut dont understand english then ;))

ching chong ni hao gosaimasu lmao fuckin mankoboi get outta here

>> No.7194679

>>7194663
I love this picture.

>> No.7194683

>>7194679
Kill yourself, degenerate.

>> No.7194682

mooot

how do i be handsome

>> No.7194687

>>7194212
Who are you greening, homo?

>> No.7194685

>>7194683
go back to /jp/

also moot tell our janitors to be less overzealous on /jp/ ok

>> No.7194688

>>7194584
well shit.

sukumizu and a bong.

>> No.7194694
File: 48 KB, 331x331, alicon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7194694

>>7194679
Did /jp/ get a new janitor?

>> No.7194697

moot I'm going to cosplay as NY so you don't feel homesick when we leave to travel the Balkans.

>> No.7194698
File: 7 KB, 521x500, 1279864450950.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7194698

>>7194611
If shortening my lifespan by a year would kill this faggot, I'd fucking do it without any hesitation whatsoever.

>> No.7194706

>>7194697
I don't get homesick.

>>7194698
/cgl/ & /jp/ shitposter is mad? Why I never!

>> No.7194707

>>7194672
I didn't know this thread was about an article. I thought we were just talking about my husbando. I looked on the website and couldn't find anything, could you link to what you're talking about?

>> No.7194710
File: 50 KB, 609x534, 1377829535026.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7194710

>>7194611
>D:
I've had it up enough with your emoticons and memes, and dubstepery! Your YOLO SWAG reddit foolery ends here!

>> No.7194707,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>7194706
>/cgl/ & /jp/ shitposter

Proof that there are literal, unironic /cgl/ crossposters on the J.

>> No.7194717

Why is moot such a huge flaming normalfag?

>> No.7194716

>>7194706
Oh.

All I know about you is that you live in NY and like /ck/. No idea what to cosplay as when we travel. ;__;

>> No.7194713

>>7194679

/jp/ is bullying me pls ban them all

>> No.7194714

moot

how do i make friensd

please

>> No.7194718

>>7194710
>I've had it up enough with your emoticons and memes, and dubstepery! Your YOLO SWAG reddit foolery ends here!
:^(

>> No.7194719

moot ever visit texas?

>> No.7194723

moot why are you ignoring me

do i have to pretend to be censored vagina again

is that what it takes to earn your love

>> No.7194726

>>7194718
If you weren't so stupid, you'd just walk away, but no, here you are, dancing like a puppet on my strings.

>> No.7194725
File: 115 KB, 320x320, 1381630625371.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7194725

>>7194717
because you're just way too edgy for this board

>> No.7194727

>>7194719

Yes every weekend to visit pixyteri his waifu.

>> No.7194730

moot, do you know that 4chan has it's own travel board? It's called /trv/. You should be asking a girl to travel with you to the Balkans on /trv/ instead of shitting up this board comprised of scatty bitches.

>>>/trv/

>> No.7194732

hey moot you should go on omegle so we can show you how cute we are

>> No.7194731

>>7194707
>look at the top of /cgl/
>ISO qt 3.14 Anonnette to travel the Balkans with ^_____^ —mootykins
The "travel the Balkans" is a link to http://www.salon.com/2013/11/12/the_craziest_okcupid_date_ever/
Are you on mobile or something?

>> No.7194736

>>7194731
Jesus Christ, I didn't even notice that. I'm sorry.
Time for bed.

>> No.7194741

Hey moot, come check out warosu. :)

https://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/?task=page&page=1&ghost=View+in+Ghost+mode

>> No.7194745

>>7194726
>If you weren't so stupid, you'd just walk away, but no, here you are, dancing like a puppet on my strings.
And you mine.

>> No.7194744

>>7194741
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
COVER HAS BEEN BLOWN
ABORT MISSION
I REPEAT
ABORT MISSION

>> No.7194749

>>7194732
>hey moot you should go on omegle so we can show you how cute we are
Who is "we"?

>> No.7194751
File: 582 KB, 494x604, JOOTLES.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7194751

>>7194745

>> No.7194753

>>7194706
>shitposter
Who the *uck do you think you are? Are you really this delusional?

>> No.7194758

>>7194630
I cant wait until Moot sees your some really freaky dude or send him some fucked up image.

>> No.7194761

Hey Moot, I asked you out for waffles once but you shot me down. Y U NO WAFFLE WITH ME MOOTYKINS.

>> No.7194760

Thanks for snapchat moot <3 I'll treasure it forever

>> No.7194764

>>7194760
what's moot's snapchat?

>> No.7194765

>>7194745
kimochi warui

Stop talking to me, freak!

>> No.7194767
File: 237 KB, 451x600, satsuki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7194767

>>7194056
Satsuki cosplay, but only if moot wears Ryuko~

>> No.7194768

moot has piccolo

>> No.7194769

>>7194663
Oh my God ahahahaha WHAT

>> No.7194769,1 [INTERNAL] 

Holy shit is T really facing down moot?

And is "facing down" a real expressions?

Find out next time !

SAME W-TIME
SAME W-CHANNEL

>> No.7194774
File: 269 KB, 737x800, 1383473051885.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7194774

/jp/ has defeated moot once again.

Epic.....

>> No.7194776

>tfw moot never replies to you

is it because I'm from /a/?

>> No.7194778

>>7194774

What did he drop?

>> No.7194779

>>7194749
All of your cute /cgl/ girlfriends.

>> No.7194781

>>7194779
>All of your cute /cgl/ girlfriends.
Thanks for the laugh ^____^

>> No.7194783

>>7194778
A shriveled, 2-inch penis and an invite to a meet-up in Japan with /jp/.

>> No.7194784

ay moot post your favorite asuka cosplay/er

>> No.7194786

>>7194774
Shut up, nerd.

>>7194776
Because you are fucking scum.

>>7194778
His brain. Long time ago.

>> No.7194791

>>7194781

SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED.

>/cgl/ land of the whale confirmed

>> No.7194793

>>7194781
hey moot would you wear asuka's plugsuit

>> No.7194795

>>7194783

Oh I already have that mat.. heh heh heh ;_;

>> No.7194794
File: 31 KB, 601x350, 1384541419884.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7194794

>mootles

>> No.7194797

>>7194793
Only if there is a bluttplug included, silly.

>> No.7194804

>>7194799
Who are you quoting?

>> No.7194799

>>7194797
>implying there isn't already

>> No.7194810

>>7194804

your mum m8

>> No.7194807

>>7194795
Moot has about 100 of them. He uses them to craft new jannies after /jp/ makes them kill themselves.

One of these days he'll run out of mats and /jp/ will be free.

>> No.7194814

>>7194799
This makes everything simple. Now the only thing left is the built-in means to connect to Facebook™ where Chris can communicate with his fellow staff members.

>> No.7194813

>>7194807

are you angry anon from that one thread? pls take it easy.

>> No.7194814,1 [INTERNAL] 

I can't believe how hard we are owning this looser.

>> No.7194830

>>7194753
>>7194765
Jesus Christfuck, I hope you got banned already for typing like a retard

>> No.7194834

>>7194830
>he doesn't know about /jp/'s secret ghost board that uses bbcode like /prog/

Oi vey.....

>> No.7194835

>>7194830

pls don't use any bullying words thanks!

>> No.7194837

>>7194830
stfu I know Chris in real life
tho he looks sickly right now
there is no cure for piccolo............

>> No.7194839

>>7194830
He is too busy sucking dicks.

>> No.7194841
File: 9 KB, 260x260, sadpanda.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7194841

>>7194834

how do I get into the club? I keep getting this pic every time I try ;___;

>> No.7194846

>>7194837
>>7194842
You probably think you are funny. Get back to warosu, twerp.

>> No.7194842

guys I know Chris in real life
he's literally crying on his couch
with a piccolo up his ass.....

>> No.7194851
File: 52 KB, 250x333, 1311642052300.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7194851

>>7194834
>/jp/
he
this is /cgl/. grrls only

>>7194835
>mfw

>>7194837
Can you please stop samefagging now?

>>7194839
>you think moot is the one that bans people
ok

>> No.7194849
File: 60 KB, 813x562, janishit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7194849

>>7194841
You have to punch the janitor so hard that moot has to hire a new one.

>> No.7194855
File: 72 KB, 600x450, v-k-vkqmmlnycginwobdpwljbqbxsewkrccixrotxouurzxrkfyoxh.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7194855

come back moot

>> No.7194852

>>7194846
This guy (>>7194842) isn't from warosu. He doesn't understand moot's piccolo at all. He just took that other post and made it all incoherent.

>> No.7194854

>>7194846
Those posts we two different people, twerp.

>> No.7194856

>>7194851
>you think moot is the one that bans people

He does and and everyone gets a lol. Is this really complicated?

>> No.7194858

pray for moot

>> No.7194863

>>7194855
Moot hates us and find us to be the worst people on the planet. He is also a faggot and finds you girls too desperate for him.

>> No.7194865

>>7194851
Who do you think you are talking to, bitch? You are just some whore from /cgl/.

>>7194852
>>7194854
Oh, so there are two equally stupid people around. I am surprised.

>> No.7194867
File: 565 KB, 291x231, 1297465970726.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7194867

>>7194865
>You are just some whore from /cgl/
Yessss

>> No.7194877
File: 302 KB, 1138x756, 1381721910800.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7194877

Do you grills know brigs?

Can you tell her to come back to /jp/? We made her our queen and she ran off and never came back.

>> No.7194879

>>7194851

N-noo I don't want to. Why are there so much dramu on /cgl/? Why can't you guys be nice and friendly like /jp/?

>> No.7194884

>>7194867
Fuck off already. Don't you have some diet coke to drink? All this fat wouldn't just magically disappear.

>> No.7194889

>>7194884
Nigga diet coke make you fatter.

>> No.7194894

>>7194877
Mmm no we don't know her here. But she looks hella cute and we will give you ai honey, Nia, kapucakes, and resident prostitute Charlotte Charms in exchange

>> No.7194901
File: 241 KB, 297x397, 13602063550305.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7194901

>>7194884
Why don't you just get out?

>> No.7194902

>>7194894

Can we have piplup and jonny bravo too ww?

>> No.7194903
File: 163 KB, 366x400, er.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7194903

Moot please fire Janny.

>> No.7194907
File: 71 KB, 360x308, 1311610884023.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7194907

>>7194902
Maybe it's just me, but I haven't seen them in a long time!

Please start worshipping or grorious idoru Mana-sama-banana tho. We will welcome you, /jp/ friends, with open arms and blue lipstick.
Remember to tuck thy penis

>> No.7194919

Moot do you shop on taobao?

>> No.7194920

>>7194907

>tuck thy penis

tutorial pls

>> No.7194920,1 [INTERNAL] 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>> No.7195294

>>7194261
so ronery... ;;

>> No.7195296
File: 173 KB, 800x600, the blushing one.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7195296

moot what is your favorite burg

>> No.7195359

I have a feeling that moot will come here a lot more often since all the desperate /cgl/ whores would do anything to obtain his cock. Not because he's pretty, mind you - he looks like the average Jewish loser that browses 4chan - but thanks to being Jewish he also had many moneys and privileges, and most importantly it gave him the chance to create 4chan in the first place and as the creator of 4chan he has STATUS. That's all there is to him. If he wasn't "famous" for that, he would never get any of this. That's why he comes here in the first place - after he found out that /cgl/ is the place where the cheap weeaboo girls with low-selfesteem & daddy issues hang out (but they're not known popularly as sluts as /soc/ sluts are, so moot doesn't have to feel as pathetic as if he was looking for pussy there) he started coming around a lot more than before. Especially now that he has no IRL girlfriend because normal women couldn't give less of a fuck that he created some website that the worst scum of the Internet uses.

You could argue that this is no different from when there's some famous cosplayer (like JNig) who attention whores around and all the guys are like "omg jnig ples let me fill in your pussy!1! i'll buy you everything u want" and shit, but here's the difference. JNig won't fuck any of those losers. Moot would fuck each and every one of you if he could (if his dick didn't go flaccid for a day after ejaculating, that is) and, most importantly -- deep down, you know you're all willing to share him, someone as pathetic as moot, just so that you can brag about it here (not because he's attractive normally, that we have already ruled out).

So that's how pathetic you sluts are. But hey, keep posting all the things you'd do to get his dick, at least we'll know who's the most pathetic one.

>> No.7195378

>>7195359
wow i hope Moot fuckin bans you for life you miserable scum

we all love Moot even tho hes unattractive because women unlike men arnt shallow pigs so we like his personality

>> No.7195383

>>7195378

Stop being a Misandrist.

Smoker should love moot, yes, but you're kind of being annoying with your tumblr-style MEN ARE ALL PIGS BLEHHH shit

>> No.7195386
File: 35 KB, 600x335, dokidoki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7195386

>>7195359
truth

Moot I will dress beautiful for you, love me~

>> No.7195390

>>7194199
>>7194566
Tripsluts being tripsluts and giving us girls a bad name. I knew that Derpslut was a hoe like this but Velociraptor? I am very disappointed, no cookie jar for you.

>> No.7195451
File: 193 KB, 480x640, moot has piccolo rip.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7195451

>> No.7195458

>>7195451
rip in peace

>> No.7195478

>>7195359
I actually think Moot is really cute

>> No.7195480

>>7195451
oh my god who's that guy on the right? he's such a cutie~ ~~~

>> No.7195488
File: 4 KB, 100x100, 1316013461749.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7195488

>>7195451
>piccolo

thanks moot

>> No.7195559

>>7195478
Then you must have really low self-esteem and be ugly youreslf. He's average male anon tier at best, if not below that.

>> No.7195563

>>7195559
No need to be a bitch, I just think he's cute.
Not everyone has to have the same taste in guys as you.

>> No.7195567

>>7195559
I mean jesus christ I didn't expect such a bitchy answer.
Also just because I said he's cute, that doesn't mean that much, I think he's about 6/10. I just don't think he's as ugly as smoker said.

>> No.7195589

>>7194139
moot I love you so much.

Please take me now you

>> No.7195597

>>7195563
but he rescues kittens

>> No.7195600

>>7195597
responded to the wrong post but whatever

>> No.7195602

>mention moot or moot appears in the thread
>guaranteed 400+ replies

God damn the girls here in /cgl/ want moot's cock so bad.

If he wasn't so gay he could get total whale pussy at cons.

>> No.7195625

>>7195359
Your tears are delicious. Please contribute more to this thread.

Also the samefagging in this thread is amazing.

>> No.7195631
File: 40 KB, 438x700, you wore a petti as a shawl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7195631

>>7195625
Hey moot, what's your favorite style of lolita? sweet, classic, gothic, guro, sailor, hime?

>> No.7195633
File: 17 KB, 336x285, 32ds22d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7195633

>>7195631
He likes sailor.

>> No.7195634

>>7195359
lol.

Moot status:
TOLD [x]
NOT TOLD [ ]

>> No.7195638

>>7195634
>angry, bitter weeaboo mashing out whiney rant while frothing at the mouth
>told
Pick one.

>>7195631
>Hey moot, what's your favorite style of lolita? sweet, classic, gothic, guro, sailor, hime?
Probably classic.

>>7195633
>He likes sailor.
Actually this.

>> No.7195640

>>7195638
:3

>> No.7195642
File: 360 KB, 722x673, sailor1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7195642

>>7195638
hey mootles what if i wore this on our date

>> No.7195645

>>7195642
Be brave and post a picture of yourself. You aren't going to get website admin pussy by hiding.

>> No.7195646

>>7195638
if you want to buy some classic lolita stuff, then look at Innocent World, Victorian Maiden, Juilette et Justine, and Mary Magdalene.

better yet just go to Great Nippon and go to their brand stores in Harajuku or Shinjuku which i did back in March.

>> No.7195647
File: 268 KB, 1280x1024, elsa-hosk-lancaster-2012-10_191131-1280x1024.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7195647

>>7195638
heyyy m00t bby this is me what would yoou do to me ;P

>> No.7195759 [DELETED] 
File: 42 KB, 617x247, BRu2iW6CIAEEiCS.png:large.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7195759

>>7194139
>>7194163
>>7194212
>>7194213
>>7194238
>>7194261
>>7194272
>>7194455
>>7194462
>>7194479
>>7194528
>>7194560
>>7194572
>>7194608
>>7194611
>>7194679
>>7194706
>>7194718
>>7194745
>>7194749
>>7194781
>>7195625
>>7195638

>> No.7195765
File: 42 KB, 617x247, BRu2iW6CIAEEiCS.png:large.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7195765

>>7194139
>>7194163
>>7194212
>>7194213
>>7194238
>>7194261
>>7194272
>>7194455
>>7194462
>>7194479
>>7194528
>>7194572
>>7194608
>>7194611
>>7194679
>>7194706
>>7194718
>>7194745
>>7194749
>>7194781
>>7195625
>>7195638

>> No.7195779
File: 190 KB, 512x501, mootlrs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7195779

>this thread

>> No.7195789
File: 40 KB, 306x423, :fa:.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7195789

I'll even bring one for you~

>> No.7195791
File: 2.42 MB, 300x227, rika crazy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7195791

tfw moot keeps getting REKT

>> No.7195819
File: 464 KB, 2104x1683, Betta_spawning.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7195819

Moot, how do you feel about girls with short hair?

>> No.7195820

>>7195819
...oh. That's not the image I meant to use.

>> No.7195838
File: 754 KB, 1520x2688, SGU0TXu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7195838

I wonder if Mooty is serious about the trip.
If he is a lolita from here goes with him~

>> No.7195860
File: 603 KB, 600x524, fuck yeah caturday.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7195860

>>7195638
>>7195638
STICK AROUND, MOOT.
I might have a proposal of sorts for you in a few minutes here...



  

  
 




>And no. I don't mean a romantic fling with me.

>> No.7195874

Moot, what characteristics do you look for in a girl you want a relationship with?

>> No.7195877
File: 1.67 MB, 1936x2784, MYOC Happy New Year 2013 4chan orgy gay biker midget brazzers ginger lesbians michelle malkin horse mask dogfucker bestiality moot sewer horse The Game.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7195877

>>7195638
>>7195638
moot, on the offchance you're still here, im gonna simplify things and will just send you an email later tonight!
watch out for it.

>> No.7195890

Can not confirm once and for all that he is a newfag?

>> No.7195921

>>7195874
big dick

>> No.7196014

>>7194791
I laughed at your post, then I went to kitchen, drank a glass of water, thought of your post and laughed again.
Good job.

>> No.7196032

>>7195359
Damn. You used to be so much more likeable 2 years ago. What the fuck happened?

>> No.7196034

>>7196032
Smoker was never likeable. Maybe the change is now you see sense?

>> No.7196037

>>7196034
Not them, but I don't remember him being quite this bitter and angry, more rough around the edges and also maybe the entire thing.

>> No.7196042

>>7196034

>Maybe the change is now you see sense?

Syntax. What.

>> No.7196044

>>7196037
he changed, man

>> No.7196387

lol bump

>> No.7196397
File: 52 KB, 419x248, 1384578257645.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7196397

>>7196014

My heart is going doki doki! I can't wait till i report back to the other /jp/izes that a 3d girl laughed a my post.

>> No.7196411

>>7195390
Only for mootykins. I'm sorry I disappointed you, anon-chan. Please forgive me.
To be honest, I just want him to hug me and pat me on the head. I've been trying to be more feminine, but I end up coming off as slutty instead. Please teach me how to be an elegant princess lady.
How can I make it up to you? How can I ever get my cookie jar privileges reinstated?

>> No.7196426
File: 65 KB, 311x480, spaycat_large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7196426

>> No.7196566

WE GOT A NEW STICKY.

>> No.7196615
File: 294 KB, 716x645, 1371068574446.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7196615

>>7196566
WHOA

>> No.7196620
File: 160 KB, 455x351, meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7196620

>>7196615
>>7196615
>mfw i'm glad it's finally not my crummy doodle from 2010 anymore

>> No.7196623
File: 117 KB, 414x417, 1371069191977.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7196623

>>7196620
>crummy
Screw you, it always makes me laugh

>> No.7196626

>>7196620
Draw me a flying pig and I'll forgive you.

>> No.7196634
File: 50 KB, 1152x648, flying piggg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7196634

>>7196626

here you go friend

>> No.7196638
File: 24 KB, 460x468, 1378898912356.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7196638

>>7196620
I like it better than the new one

>> No.7196665
File: 518 KB, 1206x1123, girlspostinginm00tthread.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7196665

>>7196626
"i don't have time for that kind of thing!"
-someone with dignity

>> No.7196670

>>7196665
j-jeez i didn't realize it was huge...
>>7196638
yeah, i like the seagull theme, but i've seen some ribbony pretty ones drawn by other people that were lovely~

>> No.7196776

>>7195359
>>7195625
To be honest, moot and smoker about the same tier of (un)attractive physically. Considering his outgoing personality, smoker would probably get even more pussy if he was the one who made 4chan, despite being fatter. I propose that they both don nothing but diapers and fight one another mano-a-mano with huge purple dildos and the first one to smash the other's skull and rest / cool down his ballsack in the spilled brains will be declared the most Alpha and will get all the /cgl/ pussy.

That way we will see who is truly the desirable male.

>> No.7196778

>>7196776
Boy, that escalated quickly.

>> No.7196788

>>7196411
genuflect and become one with god

become a nun

wear a chastity thing(that iron pouch with spikes that are worn around the genitals, you know what i mean)

then you are englihtemented

>> No.7196790

>>7196776
>get all the /cgl/ pussy.
I'm pretty sure they'd try their damn hardest not to win, then

>> No.7196800
File: 81 KB, 1024x576, what is happening.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7196800

Jesus Christ on crust.

>> No.7196803

>>7196411
I don't get it, you are already one of the most "feminine" (as in accepting traditional gender roles and patriarchy) tripfags around. You should actually have sex with as many guys at you want as once to show your independence and stop oppressing yourself. Don't let that bitchcunt "slut-shame" you.

>> No.7196808

>>7196803
s-stop trying to ruin m-my pure waifu!

>> No.7196851

>>7194056
by the way, why is moot going to t he balkans anyway? does he have a death wish? did he not see Taken?

>> No.7196903

tfw can't date moot because no homo, can we at least be friends :^)

>> No.7196939

>>7196903
he'll always be your friend anon :^)

>> No.7196990

>>7194139
THANK YOU SO MUCH for changing the sticky picture! FINALLY I can have it not hidden all the time.

>> No.7197003
File: 696 KB, 500x450, mildone.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7197003

I'm sure moot is gone now, but I'm curious. What is he up to these days? Is he just maintaining this site and that other site he made or is he working on other things?

>> No.7197012

>>7197003
probably graduated from college.
with a kickass site that generates him revenue.
so now he needs a dame to travel the world with.

>> No.7197023

>>7195642
Don't care if off topic. Source for those tights, please??

>> No.7197028

>>7197023
they're gorgeous, aren't they? here you go: http://www.etsy.com/listing/164283499/closed-toe-nude-color-one-size-octopuses

>> No.7197089

That feel when you've been hanging around on 4chan since 10 years, when you browsed 4chan while you were supposed to be studying, when you were sad, or bored, chatted with people here, met many like minded people and still got your medical degree 6 months ago. .-. I feel like I've kind of grown up with moot, like he was some neighbour I've seen periodically from afar. Feels weird.

Greetings from germany, if you ever come visit make a thread on /cgl/ so we can meet up :3

>> No.7197158

>>7197089
how many of us lurking doctors are there on 4chan? I got my degree a year ago exactly.

>> No.7197448

>>7197003
>and that other site
Wait, what?

>> No.7197470

>>7197448
canv.as

>> No.7197785

>>7197470
canv.as is the best thing ever, I love using it all the time.

please be my boyfriend moot

>> No.7197830

>>7197785
>actually using canv.as just to get inside moot's wallet and pants

how desperate do you have to be?

>> No.7197921

>>7197830
>moot's wallet

Moot's as broke as the rest of us as far as I can tell. He is just a normal guy who just happens to run the worlds greatest image board.

>> No.7197954

>>7197921
I agree, canv.as is the best image board ever

>> No.7198039

>>7197921
>>7197921
Are you kidding?
The guy travels for two weeks to a new country every couple of months and commands a small army of men loyal to him.
Not to mention lives in Manhattan.
The guy HAS to be loaded.

>> No.7198044
File: 71 KB, 703x527, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7198044

>>7198039
Did you guys see this?

http://www.businessinsider.com/sexiest-startup-ceos-2013-10?op=1

Congrats moot!

>> No.7198053

>>7198044
>only #30 on the list
Niggas moot is #1.

>> No.7198058

>>7198053

It might not be ranked since a few of those individuals are uggos and deserve to be ranked lower (I am seriously not trying to be mean)

>> No.7198074
File: 333 KB, 768x929, moot dressed up as a little bitch princess -- 1384303497028.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7198074

>>7198044
>>7198053
So, you suppose he's a brony?

>> No.7198080

>>7198058
I noticed that as well.

>>7198074
I don't think so. I think he just tolerates them as much as he needs to.

>> No.7198103

>>7198044
Some of the list in the people are really ugly though.

>> No.7198116
File: 50 KB, 426x518, Moot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7198116

>>7198074
Spoiler: he's a she.

>> No.7198126

>>7198116
Moot is a girl who pretends to be a boy who wants to be a little girl?

>> No.7198155
File: 29 KB, 458x154, 1379277800388.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7198155

>>7198044
>see the picture of Carter Cleveland
>whoa, he's fine
>read bio
>instantly turned off
I mean, maybe he's a cool dude, but
>Company: Art.sy
>Cleveland played Varsity squash and performed with the diSiac Dance Company while at Princeton
leads me to believe he's probably a tool.

>> No.7198336

>>7198155
I thought the same thing.

>> No.7198354

>>7196566
I thought we did! I assumed I just hadn't noticed and it had happened some time earlier this year.

>> No.7198375

>>7198074
What's that copypasta from?

>> No.7198752

>>7198375
It's from the internet.

>> No.7198759

Hey m00t if you come over to Ireland I'll teach you how to become addicted to alcohol and be gay

>> No.7198768
File: 26 KB, 800x600, 1361745262222.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7198768

>>7194139
moot
/int/ here
friendly advice because we want your shekel shilling ass alive after this trip
whatever you are wearing make sure it has at least a level III bulletproof protection and never let Albanians near your kidneys
it IS the Balkans after all

>> No.7198778

>>7198768
See? And people thought I was weird for preferring a trip to Australia.

>> No.7198795

>>7198044
>>7198053
He'd be ranked higher if he actually made much money, amirite guiz?

>> No.7199278

>>7198752
I googled it and apparently it's from r/sex, 5 months ago.

Can't find it anywhere else. Either way, I was curious because I found it really hot. I hope I get a girlfriend who's into that kind of stuff someday.

>> No.7199346

>>7199278
>I hope I get a moot that's into that kind of stuff someday.
ftfy

>> No.7199389

>>7198074
WHY IS THE TEXT THERE TWICE

>> No.7199417

>>7199389
I'm a generally submissive gal during sex, and this week I decided to switch it up and take control of my boyfriend. I rode him like I have never ridden before! I even made him beg for it. It was the cutest thing I've ever seen. His face just looked so happily defeated and he was whimpering "please" over and over. And on top of my submissiveness, I have a hard time with stamina. However, my legs got a work out and I actually didn't get tired while riding him! I was very pleasantly surprised by how much fun it was to actually be in control. And he enjoyed it VERY much claiming that it was the best sex we've ever had. it doesn't really compare to a lot of the comments I've read here, but it meant a lot to me! I'm a generally submissive gal during sex, and this week I decided to switch it up and take control of my boyfriend. I rode him like I have never ridden before! I even made him beg for it. It was the cutest thing I've ever seen. His face just looked so happily defeated and he was whimpering "please" over and over. And on top of my submissiveness, I have a hard time with stamina. However, my legs got a work out and I actually didn't get tired while riding him! I was very pleasantly surprised by how much fun it was to actually be in control. And he enjoyed it VERY much claiming that it was the best sex we've ever had. it doesn't really compare to a lot of the comments I've read here, but it meant a lot to me!

>> No.7199420
File: 59 KB, 625x625, I&#039;m a generally submissive gal during sex, and this week I decided to switch it up and take control of my boyfriend. I rode him like I have never ridden before! I even made him beg for it..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7199420

>>7199417

>> No.7201576

>>7194603
>half Japanese
How does it feel to live the dream of every seagull ever?

>> No.7201621

>>7201576

I'm a seagull and I'm pretty fucking pleased to be white.
Don't get me wrong, Asians are cute, but the "sexy" Asian is a rare species indeed.

I'm happy being able to pull off cute and Sexy. That and my eyes and hair come in more than one colourway.

>> No.7201626

>>7201621
Half being the keyword.

>> No.7201639

>>7201621
I do have to agree on the eye thing. Mine are gray, and may appear green or blue, depending on the lighting. It's pretty neat. I like brown eyes, too, but I like what I have.