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Funny Engrish on J-fashion/other Japanese products/Taobao. Trying to find the "YOU ARE ADOPTED" shirt from the last thread.

For those of you who like collecting these (I have tons, I'm a sucker for them), here's some I found.

>http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=a230r.1.14.205.bFm8cs&id=23116964142&ns=1#detail
A shirt that was probably supposed to say "Beach", but says "Bench."

>http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=a230r.1.14.124.65mUPZ&id=39539603255&ns=1#detail
"Getepalbladle State"

>http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=a1z10.1.w4004-7409404398.8.nIxTGc&id=39511014067
Illegible nonsense in English letters

>http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=a230r.1.14.238.AtfdJW&id=40005399582&ns=1#detail
"S ing patter we old ways of th(en?)"

>http://detail.tmall.com/item.htm?spm=a230r.1.14.347.AtfdJW&id=38761383050
"Do when he twitter that"
"The general he learned via"
"Do when he lea twitter that t was going bad"
"@twitter that the bawas going badly"

>http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=a230r.1.14.251.xshxSP&id=40324402522&ns=1#detail
"My life can not live without you Mr. 911" x4

>http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=2013.1.0.0.9KUNNH&id=40309163398&scm=1007.10115.744.0&pvid=59990e90-3609-4d68-918f-ecdbd5271c34
"To you: I will try yo boconle your tuning"

>http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=2013.1.w4004-6405815071.8.pZgZZn&id=40405834714
"AC VEGAS
32
GVEI OF LAS VEGAS"

>http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=2013.1.w4004-6405815071.26.GvJO8f&id=40423089233
"Iceberg
Dare to eel the dewax"

>http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=a230r.1.14.260.jgLmSU&id=37687377313&ns=1#detail
"Feeling of flatngs to top of snout & nose"

>http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=a230r.1.14.124.rk4oj6&id=37629974140&ns=1#detail
"Superlative conspiracy"

>> No.7733340

>>7733323
>"YOU ARE ADOPTED"
If this is under 15$, I'm buying the shirt, hahahahah.

>> No.7733345

>>7733340
I should add that Bench is a brand, so this is a knockoff.

>> No.7733347

I love LOVE Engrish stuff. Yessss

http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=a230r.1.0.0.kxUcef&id=36470856499&ns=1#detail

>> No.7733351

>>7733340
Which one is that?

>> No.7733352

>>7733345
You're right. It uses the same font as the brand, as well as the same label.

>> No.7733354
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7733354

Does it ave to be products? I have some funny translations of product names.

>> No.7733362
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7733362

"product" is often mistranslated as "baby" which can make some funny stuff.

>> No.7733364
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7733364

This one is also sometimes translated as "MILF Uprising"

>> No.7733365

>>7733351
She couldn't find it.
but just saying, if she could find it, I'd buy it.

>> No.7733377
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7733377

>>7733365
oh ok. Yeah I'd buy that too lol.

>> No.7733380
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7733380

That's the last of the product names

>> No.7733385

>>7733354
>super annoying doge lovers

seems accurate

>> No.7733386

>>7733385
my boyfriend in a nutshell

>> No.7733413
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7733413

I found this by accident and now I can't stop laughing.

>http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=a1z10.1.w7961996-8127834751.19.ZoZuOX&id=40317586633

>> No.7733418

>>7733413
Is it really 23 yen or do I not understand at all?

>> No.7733421

>>7733323
> A shirt that was probably supposed to say "Beach", but says "Bench." It's just a replica.

Erm, Bench. is a fairly popular brand! http://www.bench.co.uk/

>> No.7733425

>>7733418
Seems to be on sale, so I guess?
I mean, it's like $4 full price anyway.

>> No.7733428

>>7733418
>>7733425
Just realized I misread what you wrote.
It's Chinese Yuan not Japanese Yen.
But my original comment still applies, it's like $4.

>> No.7733459

>>7733428
It makes more sense now,, thanks

>> No.7733467
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7733467

>>7733323
>>7733340
OP here, I found it

>> No.7733470
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7733470

>> No.7733473

>>7733467
please to be giving link

>> No.7733476

>>7733467
This is killing me oh god, the thought of some cute Asian girl wearing that around town I can't stop laughing.

>> No.7733480
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>> No.7733484
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>> No.7733498
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7733498

>>7733484

>> No.7733511
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7733511

>>7733470

>> No.7733843
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7733843

dunno if this is a knockoff of some kind, but definitely was not expecting to find this while on a search for loliable hats
http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?id=37923623431

>> No.7733860

>>7733843
Not gonna lie, I'd wear the shit out of that.

>> No.7733899

>>7733467
Link so I can live like a queen.

>> No.7733904
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7733904

>>7733843
>>7733860
Anyone know where to find the black and red hats like in this banner, that just say "COCK" on it? I need this.

>> No.7734245

>>7733467

So I managed to track this shirt down. Unfortunately, I can't find it for sale online anywhere, but if you're in Japan and go to the physical store there might be a slim chance you can find it, since this photograph was taken in the store in early July.

It's from a brand called Dario, is in their recently released collection, and is/was sold in a store called Wall.

http://www.laforet.ne.jp/en/shop_search/shop133

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7734247

I found more hats. I feel this is appropriate for 4chan in general

>> No.7734248

>>7734247
oops, forgot the link:
http://detail.tmall.com/item.htm?id=26131096419

>> No.7734256
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7734256

found this through one of OP's links, it was in the same shop.
http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?id=40018353154

>> No.7734259
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7734259

>> No.7734264
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7734264

If anyone knows where to pick up a Mr. Hamburger Nervous t-shirt, let me know.

>> No.7734285

>>7733323

i was in japan a few months ago and i saw some graffiti that was suppose to say "grim reaper" i THINK but it was misspelled into something else wicked funny but i cant remember what it was sadly.

>> No.7734316
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7734316

I have pictures of 4-5 engrish shirts I got last time I went to China hold up

>> No.7734321
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7734321

>>7734316

>> No.7734324
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7734324

>>7734321
I like this one a lot

>> No.7734329
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7734329

>>7734324
on the front of this shirt it has the word 'Germany' but it's supposed to be in the colors of their flag, but it's in Black White and Gold for some reason instead of Red ?

>> No.7734348

>>7733467
This is a perfect reaction image

>> No.7734381

>>7733467
New cgl copypasta?

>> No.7734708

>>7734247
This is so damn golden.

>> No.7734802
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7734802

>> No.7734941

>>7733484
I wanna buy this for my bf.

>> No.7734996

>>7734802
FACKU YOU WHARE
FACKU YOU DORPHIN

>> No.7735096

>>7733480
Ai no

>>7733484
I've always wanted this so badly

>> No.7735127
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7735127

>>7733484
Where can I buy this?
Please. PLEASE.

>> No.7735138

>>7733347
these are actually correctly spelled band names, though the reason why they would write them all together on such a bag is obscure to me.

>> No.7735191
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7735191

>tfw this is your dream item and you're never gonna be able to find it

>> No.7735290

>>7733418
Sure is summer in here.

>> No.7735322
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7735322

>> No.7735350

>>7735322
What

>> No.7735351
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7735351

>>7735322
Anon, please, I need the source on this.

I need it in my life.

>> No.7735592

>>7733484
>copyright Disney
ahaha

>> No.7735613

>>7735351
http://sexpotrevenge.cart.fc2.com/ca0/42/p-r-s/

>> No.7735661
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7735661

>>7735322
is that some pavel petel

>> No.7735731

>>7734996
I am deceased

>> No.7735740

>>7735661
No, even better.
http://www.ladybeard.com/

>> No.7735762

>>7735661
He's soft grunge as fuck, holy shit

>> No.7736207

>>7734247
They have them on eBay too.

>> No.7736250
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7736250

>>7734245
>>7733467
This is OP again! Update on this shirt: I am really close to tracking down a place to buy it online. However, I do have something mildly interesting to hold you over while I desperately hunt down the product name.

The girl's name is Amanda, and she fucking hates this world.

(God, this entire line of clothing is gold)

>> No.7736307

>>7736250
Are those the stock photos? Holy shit that is glorious

>> No.7737576
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7737576

>> No.7737791
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7737791

>>7736250
>Dear My Love
>toy milk au lait Please
what the fuck is toy milk
what the fuck is milk au lait

>> No.7737804
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7737804

>>7733467
I saved the other one from the last thread.

>> No.7737811

>>7737791
>what the fuck is milk au lait

I'd like some milk with milk, please.

>> No.7737814

>>7733467
>>7736250
>>7737804
So was the Dario brand created when they let a bunch of angry 8-year-olds with ADHD into a fashion design school? Those stock pictures look like what would happen if you told a preteen boy to stop playing CoD and go to bed at 9 pm.

Still want that shirt though.

>> No.7737820

>>7737804
>>7733467

what the hell mane, hahahha

>> No.7737842

>>7734324
>>7734329
I love these so much

>> No.7737859

>>7737811
I don't know about you but I only like my milk with milk

>> No.7738299

>>7736250
anon, thank you. Or anyone know if we can SS from this place? Address?

>> No.7738301
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7738301

I have a folder for this.

>> No.7738303

>>7737804
i need everything ever made by this brand

>> No.7738305
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commencing dump

>> No.7738308
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>> No.7738310

>>7737804
this is the best

>> No.7738311

>>7738305
>>7738308
these aren't fashion related at all, anon

>> No.7738312
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7738312

>> No.7738318

>>7738311
well, OP said j-fashion OR other products.

>> No.7738319

>>7738312
....why

>> No.7738322

I can't fucking breathe this thread is beautiful.

>> No.7738359
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7738359

>>7734996

>> No.7738379

>>7738305
>high class weapon

>> No.7738407
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7738407

>>7738301
i'm fucking dying

>> No.7738413

This thread is lifechanging.

>> No.7738543
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7738543

>>7734348

>> No.7738546

>>7738543
YES YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES JAHAHAHHAHA

>> No.7738559

>>7738543
With this we can have our own t-shirts printed.

>> No.7738667

>>7733470
Sauce?

>> No.7738684

>>7738407
I need this in my life

>> No.7738688

>>7738559
Finally, a use for the iron on things I have.

>> No.7738974

I want everything in this thread.

>> No.7739077

>>7738559
Totally going to borrow my college's screen printer for this shit

>> No.7739086

>>7736250
Godspeed OP

>> No.7739298

>>7733484
this is the most amazing thing and i need to purchase it please now please

>> No.7739317
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7739317

Still my favourite from last thread, deserves a repost

>> No.7739326

>>7739317
I want these. If anyone has a link, it'd be really appreciated.

>> No.7739336
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7739336

>> No.7739338

>>7739336
oh my god

>> No.7739341
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7739341

>>7739336

>> No.7739350

>>7739326
>>7739317
http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?id=23831516267

>> No.7739353
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7739353

>> No.7739367
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7739367

I'm only assuming this is a whole new level of fail.

http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=a230r.1.14.75.EwFhE9&id=40002074482&ns=1#detail

>> No.7739384
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7739384

She looks so happy about it.

http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=a230r.1.14.350.QP7Mkv&id=38594221283&ns=1#detail

>> No.7739387
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7739387

>>7739384

I like Uncle Sam on the right sleeve saying "I want you skinny".

http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=a230r.1.14.115.pKWXed&id=40403160019&ns=1#detail

>> No.7739757
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7739757

>>7739367
Stupid enough, I would have loved shorts like those in middle school. I always wanted clothes that had incoherent (non)words on them, as though it were a pattern just like polka dots or stripes - mostly because of manga like Kodocha and Instant Teen.

>> No.7739761

>>7739757
>PORL

>> No.7739832

>>7738543

If you're going to Anime California, i'll be walking around with this shirt.

>>7715162

>> No.7739888

>>7739350
>tfw there is no baby on the shelf

>> No.7739898
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7739898

I really want a bastard beret.

>> No.7739909

>>7739898
>bastard
I meant bullshit beret, but a bastard beret would be awesome too.

>> No.7739913

>>7733467
My sides have left orbit

>> No.7739918

>>7737791
Holy fuck those are cute

>> No.7739929

>>7733467
Found one.
http://zozo.jp/shop/hpfrance/goods/3847423/?rid=1019

>> No.7739935

>>7739929
thank you but
>29,160 yen

Time to pull out the embroidery machine/screen printer

>> No.7739938

>>7739757
>kodocha and instant teen
my niggie

>> No.7739960

>>7734316
That's not engrish

>> No.7739961
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>> No.7739962

>>7734316
That's not engrish, that's a fact

>> No.7739971

>>7739757
Reminds me of that Lovely Complex shirt, can't remember what he was wearing, but it was Engrish haha

>> No.7739981
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7739981

>>7733323
This thread is pure golden. Half of the photos went straight to my reaction image folder, while the other half to my wishlist.

>> No.7740015

>>7739981
This one's pretty good

>> No.7740084

>>7737576

At first I thought this was related to the band, but it looks to be just random Engrish.

>> No.7740118

>>7734247
I need this.

>> No.7740119
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7740119

Not exactly an engrish thing, but does anyone have a link to that sweater that just says "condensation" on the front?
Pic not related

>> No.7740124

>>7737576
Pffffff

>> No.7740185

>>7733480
I need this. Anyone have a link?

>> No.7740221
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7740221

>> No.7740263

>>7739898
Sauce?

>> No.7740338

>>7739353
YES

>> No.7740340
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7740340

>>7739971
Is this it? Because holy shit haha

>> No.7740425

>>7739757
is this the fucking lorem ipsum in the background of that one panel

>> No.7740432
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7740432

>> No.7740447
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7740447

>>7739981
Found this one at winners for ten bucks.

>> No.7743836

>>7739898
Sauce please? Google yields nothing for me.

>> No.7744333

>>7740340
Yeah, it is.
LOL.

>> No.7744378

>>7738301
>tfw I know from where that photo came from-

>> No.7746306
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7746306

not quite engrish, but a sentiment most of us can appreciate.

>>7739981
>>7740447
I don't get what's so engrish-y about these? places like old navy and uniqlo had shirts with these kinds of designs quite recently. maybe it's just an amerifat thing and our love of soda, or something.

>> No.7746322
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7746322

>>7746306
dropped link:
http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?id=37558803048

this one is
http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?id=39656026510

>> No.7746342
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7746342

http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?id=39690217229

>> No.7746357
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7746357

????
http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?id=38629625746

>> No.7747040
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7747040

>creditable college 1976
>assignment
seems legit

>> No.7747042
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7747042

Wizardry!

>> No.7747060

>>7746342
100,000 notes on Tumblr

>> No.7747670

>>7747040
As a successful college dropout, I need this.

>> No.7747734

>>7747670
>http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?id=39690217229
It comes in three colours!
I'm seriously considering buying this and wearing it to class. It's so much cuter than my university's shitty hoodies.

>> No.7747905

>>7740221
>trying to be cool
>yo at the end of every sentence

its like that one video of the "american" family where everyone said "wazzap niggaaaaa"