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Old thread >>7840910 on autosage.

Keep the shitposting to a minimum.

>cosplay/lolita/jfash related

Continue to feel.

>> No.7843997

Tfw best friend of 6 years is taking you to japan for your birthday.
Indescribable.

>> No.7844005 [DELETED] 

>tfw tasted my period blood today

>> No.7844026

>>7844005
What did it taste like?

>> No.7844033

>>7844005
W-what.... I'm disgusted and intrigued. Did you just like lick your finger or something???

>> No.7844038

>>7844026
>>7844033
Don't respond to shitposting bait

>> No.7844040

>>7844005
It's gross aye. Every time I have mine I see it and think "oh it's supposed to be really healthy" but then I pick up a strand of it and lick it and nope the fuck out of there. That shits nasty.

>> No.7844041

>meetup today
>my first meetup, really excited
>spend a couple hours getting ready, doing hair and makeup etc.
>leave the house
>organised of meet has dropped out, everyone else cancels
>that's okay, friend is coming to city so we can hang out
>friend cancels too

It's 8.30pm and I'm sitting at a fish and chip joint in my frills ready to cry my eyes out. Meeting new people always makes me really anxious and putting in all this effort to just end up wandering around the city by myself makes me feel really shit. I was pretty happy with my coord, too...

>> No.7844042

>>7844041
You in Sydney?
That sucks. Hate when people drop out of meets.

>> No.7844047

>>7844042
Nah. I won't say what comm, I don't want to cause any drama.

As crappy as I feel, I know they had legit reasons for dropping out -- I just wish I'd known before I left the house. I was feeling so confident when I left the house but now I just feel like a frilly idiot.

>> No.7844051

>>7844047
It's okay anon, at least you looked fly. I had a similar experience a couple of weeks back, my small local comm had a shopping meet up, I almost got the days wrong so almost went on the wrong day, then it was cancelled on the actual day. Didn't get to the point of being dressed but like you I had to get all mentally prepared for people and things.

But you looked great anon, keep your chin up!

>> No.7844068
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7844068

>mfw I have THIS shit popping up out of nowhere on my butt between my butt and thighs mainly
>mfw I have sexytime with my bf in two weeks when he comes back from his trip

Seagulls please help
I wash myself twice a day and i'm shaved all the time...
how did this happen and how do I get rid of it it's horrible and disgusting you can't really see it but it's super red and the skin is rash at some places with little pimples EVERYWHERE it's terrible.

>> No.7844077

>>7844068
looks like you're wet

>> No.7844080
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7844080

Looks like razor burn

>> No.7844083

>>7844068
It's from shaving.

>> No.7844087

>>7844080
>>7844083
I only use cream and not on this part because i have no body hair growing there
I'm really scared how do i make this shit go away? It's an infection i think but from where

>> No.7844090

>>7844087
>It's an infection
see a damn doctor.

>> No.7844091

>>7844090
also i feel so happy that my panties are far superior to yours.

>> No.7844098

>>7844091
How are panties even superior? It's my lazy panties anon

>hurr see a doctor
no shit sherlock . i have no money left for this month so i'm fucked.

>> No.7844122

>>7844098
You should be able to get something like pimafucort over the counter which is basically an all in one for skin, antibiotic,steroid, and antifungal.it's what dermatologists use when they have no idea what to try but you don't look that serious

>> No.7844157

>>7844098
>paying for doctor's visits

>> No.7844183

>A couple years ago, younger brother in high school is dating a middle schooler
>She left nudes that he took of herself open on her laptop and goes out for a bit
>Her parents pass by and sees them
>Brother gets carted off for possession of CP
>Parents cry about "He's a good kid! He doesn't deserve this! Jesus will find a way!"
>Even today, they continue to support him
>Walk past them on my way to a con
>"Why do you do this? It's embarrassing! You're a shame to our family!"
>"What about your law breaking son?"
>"HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG!"
>Thanks, mom and dad. Please continue to be ashamed of your son that's not in jail.

>> No.7844186

>>7844068
Exfoliate like hell, anon

>> No.7844210
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7844210

>Lolitas who play the violin, viola, cello, flute, bassoon, piano, or harp

You are the best. Just letting you know.

>> No.7844225

>>7844210
>tfw you are a piano-playing lolita
It's always been my dream to play a Chopin prelude or something on a grand piano on a huge fancy stage in my best outfit. And people throw bouquets of roses because why not. Someday...

>> No.7844237

>>7843997
you're lucky as hell

>tfw I was going to take my best friend of 4 years to Japan
>lost my job that's impossible now

>> No.7844240

>>7844210
thanks.
will you date me if I serenade you with anime music?

>> No.7844241

>>7844210
>Tfw oboe playing lolita
>tfw nobody cares about oboe

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7844242

>>7844241

>Lolitas who play the violin, viola, cello, flute, bassoon, piano, harp, or oboe

You are the best. Just letting you know.

>>7844240

Yes oh god yes.

>> No.7844265

well this thread has gone to shit.

>> No.7844287

>>7844210
Thanks

>> No.7844300

I'm taking French at my college and it's way too hard for me to get.
I want to learn it, I really do! But my brain shuts down whenever my teacher starts talking in French, which is 98% of the class.

The times when she teaches in English I seem to get pretty well. Does anyone have any tips that would help me in class? I don't understand how people learn a language like this

>Maybe I'm just stupid lol

>> No.7844305

>>7844241
>oboe
You should join the orchestr/a/

>> No.7844309

>>7844300
If you're not doing it already, do your best to immerse yourself in the language. Put your Facebook in French, read French books, listen to French music, watch French movies. Try to make French friends if you can and speak French with them. You might be nervous since it sounds like you're a beginner, but you'll learn by making mistakes with them.

>> No.7844319

>>7844265
Feels threads : 80% shitposting, 15% seeking /adv/, 4.5% unrelated feels, 0.5% cgl related feels.

>> No.7844327

>have crush on best friend
>best friend knows
>she has a fiance'
>she purposely cosplays the romantic interest of everything I cosplay
>why u torture me

>> No.7844329 [DELETED] 

>boyfriend sits on freshly ironed cosplay

>mfw

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>boyfriend sits on freshly ironed cosplay

>mfw

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>>7844210
Man, you post this shit all the time.

>> No.7844347 [DELETED] 

I care about oboe

>> No.7844373

>>7844026
>>7844033
Tastes like blood, unsurprisingly.

>> No.7844376

>>7844005
Why

>> No.7844379

>>7844300
It's pretty normal for languages teachers to start teaching in that language (see Spanish). It does help though. Reread your notes before class, and don't hesitate to ask the teacher what the word means. Note it down. Remember it. Make sure you know how the sentence structures work.

>> No.7844383

>>7844309
That, that makes a lot of sense actually

Thank you!

>> No.7844387

tfw unrequited crushes on friends
why even live

>> No.7844388

>>7844379
It is? That's a relief, this is my first learning a foreign language

>> No.7844396

>>7844388
The other students are probably as confused as you are. It gets easier once you've established a base to build up on. Memorize whether the object is masculine/feminine, because that's one of the biggest bitches in French (the other one being verb conjugation, but I don't think they'll ask for anything to hard if you're a newbie) and there is no way around it.

>> No.7844397

>tfw NYCfag and want to try this artist alley thing
>Too poor to travel out of the area for a con
>There's little to no anime conventions in the city
>"You have NYCC!" They don't count and anime fans just go there because that's the only "go to con" in the city.
>It's not meant to be, man...

>> No.7844406

>>7844300
Try to speak with french people ? We love english spaker's accent, it's cute as hell. I'm sure you can make a penpal, or meet frenchs at your college or in your town etc. French is rally difficult to get, and even natives often does mistakes so don't worry.

>> No.7844414

>>7844383
No worries, I'm a bit of a serial language-learner myself, and I always find the nuts and bolts like grammar and such pretty easy to learn, and I rarely have problems with reading, it's really aural comprehension that gets me down and I find doing stuff like that helps a lot, and also makes learning more fun since you're getting to identify with the culture. Good luck!

>> No.7844424

>>7844406
>>7844414
>>7844396
Right now we're doing the Grammar and masculine/feminine stuff and both are pretty fun. I don't get why objects have pronouns like that but I'm rolling with it.

It's really the speaking part that's totally murdering me. I have a lisp so I feel like I'm saying it wrong half the time

Tumblr in french is fucking useless

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7844430

>friend's dream dress up for sale
>she probably hasn't seen it yet
>considering buying it as a silent revenge for her seriously shitty and condencing attitude at times
>it's also a very pretty dress so I'd be using it a lot anyway

Am I a shitty person for considering this?

>> No.7844442

>>7844430
Shitty person? Nah. Shitty friend? Maaaaybe. Depends on how horrible she's being to you. And if it's a pretty enough dress that you would want to coord/wear a lot, what's stopping you?

>> No.7844444

>>7844430
Shitty's harsh, but it's definitely petty and passive-aggressive

I'd totally go for it though. Maybe also consider if she's worth keeping around as a friend? Friends don't usually want to enact silent revenge on friends.

>> No.7844448

>>7844424
As a person who has been learning French since I was a kid, it doesn't make much logic to me either. If it's the oral part that's causing difficult, then watching things in French will help. You probably are saying it wrong, but I don't really expect you to get a perfect accent either. That requires more time and immersion. But like I said, listening to people speaking in French will help with that.

>> No.7844450

>>7844430
>buy it and wear it because it's pretty
>if "friend" stops being an idiot, sell it to her

>> No.7844456
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7844456

>have a good time hanging out with friends
>as soon as i go home immediately make myself miserable by beating myself up
>fuck why the shit did i say that god i'm such a fucking autist fuck fuck fuck why didn't i say this instead jesus i should just bury myself in the fucking ground nobody likes me everyone hates me etc.
>can't ever tell if people actually don't want me around or it's just depression/anxiety talking

/cgl/ related: bought a Miku wig and of course the pigtails are just normal fairly thin wig pigtails, not giant thick things like she has in all her art. No idea how I'm going to bulk those up, or if I should even try. Wigmancy was my cosplay skill dump stat.

>> No.7844457

>>7844448
Listening to music and watching movies/shows in French with subtitles really does help a lot, just like this anon and others have said. When I had to re-learn French in college, I watched movies on Netflix and listened to a lot of French music.
>If only there was a way to rip my Rosetta Stone and share it

>> No.7844465

>Your item arrived at the Post Office at 9:22 am on September 27, 2014 in [nope]. The Postal Service expects to deliver the item on Monday, September 29, 2014.

;_; waiting is suffering

>> No.7844467

>>7844210
>flute player
Um...thanks

>> No.7844478

>>7844457
Could you recommend any good French films?

You anons have been so great to me, ilu all

>> No.7844484

>>7844210
> flute and piano player
double thnks

>> No.7844499

>>7844478
I personally love Les Choristes (really heartwarming movie about a man who becomes a choir teacher for miscreant boys) and Amélie is also really popular. Both are on Netflix.

>> No.7844522

>>7844465
September 29th has been proven to be the best day of the year.

>> No.7844523

>Not sure if hedgehog has a hurt leg or first signs of WHS
>WHS is fatal 100% of the time
>Can't get her to the vet until next week
>cryingmyfuckingeyesout.jpg

>> No.7844527

>>7844478
There's a lot of really good French cinema out there. Some of my favourites are La Haine, Le Nom des Gens, and Delicatessen. If you like American films, "Le premier jour du reste de ta vie" is a pretty funny movie that comes across more like a typical American movie than a French one. And if you like cartoony stuff and stop motion animation, Panique au Village is cute (there's a series of shorts and a full length film) and would probably have vocabulary that would be easier for you to pick up on since it's aimed more toward children. Good luck! French can be frustrating, but keep with it, and you'll get the hang of it quickly.

>> No.7844548

>selling one of my old cosplays because it doesn't fit anymore
>doesn't fit because dropped 7 pounds
>also lmao it was a cosplay I did with my ex
>adios!

>> No.7844614

>>7844068
Seems to me like you need to disinfect your toilet seat. But I could be wrong. Probably am.

>> No.7844617

>>7844430
SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST

>> No.7844627

>>7844068
http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Acne-on-the-Buttocks
Something on here has to work.

If this is the first time you've ever gotten thing, try to think if you've changed anything recently. Diet, detergent, etc.

>> No.7844628

>>7844186
Don't do this, it's bad to exfoliate damaged skin like that.

>> No.7844631

>>7844183
>Christian parent logic
Gotta love it, right?

>> No.7844636

>>7844225
You need to buy the Melody Border print from IW if you are in any way Chopin inclined. It has the minute waltz on it...(of course, entirely inferior to the etudes, but I can't stretch for half the damn chords he wants)

>>7844241
Because you sound worse than violinists while you're learning, and bassoonists are way cooler anyway.

>> No.7844641

>>7844628
No, you're supposed to exfoliate razorburn though. It's caused by bacteria filled hair follicles. Trust me, it will go away if they exfoliate.

>> No.7844642

>>7844068
I've always had this. Eh. I noticed they're not acne, just ingrown hairs, and I don't even shave there anyway. Maybe I'll try the apple cider vinegar on em though, since I have a gallon lying around.

>> No.7844645

>>7844241
>tfw oboe is my favorite instrument but I ended up playing the flute since my grandma was paying for it and made the decision
>tfw I still wish I could have played the oboe
>tfw lolita

>> No.7844666

>>7844523
Omg, hang in there, anon. D: Has your hedgie fallen or anything at all that you know of?
I hope it's just a leg injury and not WHS. That disease is just so heartbreaking.

>sage 'cause this isn't really cgl related

>> No.7844667

Tfw I know exactly what items I need to make my current lolita wardrobe super versatile and fabulous, but I can't buy them for personal reasons and look like a basic bitch at meets.

>> No.7844668

>>7844645
I know your feel. I was an idiotic 4th grader and wanted to play the flute instead of the sax. Guess the good thing is that the sax's fingering is similar to the flute's....

>> No.7844675

>>7844666
Thank you. I don't think she has but again, taking her to the vet this week to see what he says.

>For a cgl related feel, I'm trying desperately to find a new job because no stable income means no burando
>More concerned about my pet than my own well being though tbh

>> No.7844692

I have two tests coming up and I don't want to study. I'm not lazy, I'm self destructive. I have no energy to keep trying. I just want to die and be buried with my lolita already.

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7844747

>be mixed/black
>not dark enough to get tumblr asspats, but not white enough to get attention for being a qt white girl
>I'm not ugly by any means
>boys wont date me because of my skintone
>boys wont give me the time of day and ignore me for my (white) friends because of this.
>of course had a racist teacher when I was younger who would only give black people bad grades (it was obvious too, why wasn't she fired)
>have trouble finding a bf, nerd guys only want a white or asian girl
>no one really wants to bring me home to meet their parents, but I've had guys who want to "experiment with fucking a black chick"a lot
>each friend group I have the guys all like to make "token black friend" jokes at me
>had a guy in college try to choke me when I said no to his invite for sex
>he called me all sorts of racial slurs while doing so
>talk to authorities about this, and teachers. all of whom tell me I'm "playing the race car"
>wtf there are bruises on my neck
>half asleep, looking at my hand, the color of my skin
>If my skin wasn't dark, people would treat me better, the color of my skin..
>take a bunch pictures of myself and photoshop myself to look white
>think to myself "this girl, everyone would want to be with this cutie. everyone would be nice to her"
>fall asleep next to my computer screen

I've had a heavy load of feels lately.

I wish people would treat me better. The strange thing is that some people think I'm a black supremacist when I complain about how I'm treated.

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7844754

>be mixed/black
>not dark enough to get tumblr asspats, but not white enough to get attention for being a qt white girl
>I'm not ugly by any means
>boys wont date me because of my skintone
>boys wont give me the time of day and ignore me for my (white) friends because of this.
>of course had a racist teacher when I was younger who would only give black people bad grades (it was obvious too, why wasn't she fired)
>have trouble finding a bf, nerd guys only want a white or asian girl
>no one really wants to bring me home to meet their parents, but I've had guys approach me who want to "experiment with fucking a black chick"a lot
>each friend group I have the guys all like to make "token black friend" jokes at me
>had a guy in college try to choke me when I said no to his invite for sex
>he called me all sorts of racial slurs while doing so
>talk to authorities about this, and teachers. all of whom tell me I'm "playing the race car"
>wtf there are bruises on my neck
>last night, half asleep, looking at my hand, the color of my skin
>If my skin wasn't dark, people would treat me better, the color of my skin..
>take a bunch pictures of myself and photoshop myself to look white
>think to myself "this girl, everyone would want to be with this cutie. everyone would be nice to her"
>fall asleep next to my computer screen

I've had a heavy load of feels lately.

I wish people would treat me better. The strange thing is that some people think I'm a black supremacist when I complain about how I'm treated.

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>>7844456
>Wigmancy skill points

Youre awesome, give yourself more credit anon, you have a very quirky way of thinking that people love behind all that anxiety.

>> No.7844758

>>7844183
his own parents V&ed him and then regret it?
What am I missing here?

>> No.7844759

>>7844754
damn gurl
that sounds like a good science project though
post a dating profile with your white photos and post another with your black photos
compare and contrast the resulting responses from others

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7844761

>be mixed/black
>not dark enough to get tumblr asspats, but not white enough to get attention for being a qt white girl
>I'm not ugly by any means
>boys wont date me because of my skintone
>boys wont give me the time of day and ignore me for my (white) friends because of this.
>of course had a racist teacher when I was younger who would only give black people bad grades (it was obvious too, why wasn't she fired)
>have trouble finding a bf, nerd guys only want a white or asian girl
>no one really wants to bring me home to meet their parents, but I've had guys approach me who want to "experiment with fucking a black chick"a lot
>each friend group I have the guys all like to make "token black friend" jokes at me
>had a guy in college try to choke me when I said no to his invite for sex
>he called me all sorts of racial slurs while doing so
>talk to authorities about this, and teachers. all of whom tell me I'm "playing the race card"
>wtf there are bruises on my neck
>half asleep, looking at my hand, the color of my skin
>If my skin wasn't dark, people would treat me better, the color of my skin..
>take a bunch pictures of myself and photoshop myself to look white
>think to myself "this girl, everyone would want to be with this cutie. everyone would be nice to her"
>fall asleep next to my computer screen

I've had a heavy load of feels lately.

I wish people would treat me better. The strange thing is that some people think I'm a black supremacist when I complain about how I'm treated.

sorry I deleted and edited this like twice

>> No.7844762

>>7844754
if youre a huge weeb I'll be your friend

>> No.7844766

>>7844761
Fellow black anon here, if you need someone to talk to my Skype's notapupmon.

I'm sorry you've had to deal with all of that.

>> No.7844771

>>7844759
I was actually thinking about doing that.
though I've obtained a long distance bf.
(of course no one wants to date me who is less than 2 hours away)

I might just do that to see the responses. I've been using Meitu so my editing isn't great, though it does look pretty convincing to an idiot guy. (tested this on my guy friends, said it looked fine but rough around the edges, meitu's shit for blending)

>> No.7844773

>>7844758
Sounds to me like it was the girl's parents who got the partyvan on him.

>> No.7844774

>>7844762
of course I'm a huge weeb

>> No.7844780

>>7843995
My mom is writing a book about blow jobs when she hasn't had a date in 10 years.
I want to be happy for her, but the cringe is strong with this one.

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>>7844692

>> No.7844849

>>7844774
find me on the friends thread to avoid flooding this thread.

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>tfw lolita meetup tomorrow
>super excited
>get a call today and I'm getting my kitten tomorrow (long story, it was on medical hold at the shelter)
>have to miss part of the meet to get her
>but still really excited

also

>tfw my friend who does modelling is going to Japan in a few weeks for a shoot and will be visiting the BTSSB and AP stores to take photos for me and maybe get me something small

>> No.7844902

>>7844898
not sure if this is just a wording thing but
i thought photos weren't allowed inside angelic pretty? not sure about btssb

>> No.7844905

>>7844902
Oh really? Well she can just get photos of the outside of the store, it'll still be magical

>> No.7844908

>>7844905
yeah, haha

maybe she can take some pictures with some japanese lolitas, that'd be magical too

>> No.7844940

wrote here earlier about crushing on my friends bf and we just hung out and my feelings are all pver the place i want to die

>> No.7844944

>>7844780
> My mom is writing a book about blow jobs
> blow jobs
wat

>> No.7844949

>>7844780
Anon, literally what.

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More like /mu/ feels...

>Finds a corny song.
>Play it for the lulz.
>Finds the cover of the corny song.
>Play it for the lulz...
>Cover song turned to be way sadder than the original.
>feelsbad.exe

>> No.7844979

I'm pretty damn sure I have a severe TMJ disorder. I got my wisdom teeth a week and a half ago and my pain has been getting exponentially worse since day 5ish. I've been checked for dry socket and infection twice and there is literally NOTHING wrong with the sockets that my wisdom teeth were, but I can't open my mouth very wide without extreme pain and the baseline pain level is the worst I've ever felt. (I've run miles on a hip stress fracture before, so I have a VERY high pain tolerance)

It's gotten painful to the point that my leadership at work think I'm going to kill myself. (Mandatory phone check ins what?) I also can't really talk or eat much. I don't think I'm getting as much care as I need because of my pain tolerance and it's really pissing me off. I rarely cry because of pain, and I've cried four times this week and literally not slept twice. Two of the other nights I had less than four hours because of pain, and one of the nights I didn't sleep at all, I was was on percoset, ibuprophen, and xanax. The other night, I was just on ibuprophen and xanax because I ran out of percs.

TMJ disorders are kind of rare complications from wisdom tooth removal, and I'm worried that they won't look into it and think I'm just one of those webmd "doctors" who think they have cancer instead of a cold.

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> Inspired to sew
> Beginning on a circle skirt with a really cute one way pattern.
> start working on it, not really thinking
> Fold fabric
> Cut fabric
> Unfold fabric
> Realize I'm an idiot because one of the pieces is upside down.
> All motivation is gone and I just want to curl up in a ball and die

>> No.7845036
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7845036

>when friends start catching up on your bad feelings and start asking questions you dont want to answer

>> No.7845038

>>7844636

>because you sound worse than violinists while you're learning, and bassoonists are way cooler anyway.

Please do not bully.

>> No.7845054

>>7844667

Personal reasons, like you can't afford it?

>> No.7845065

>>7845054
no my parents won't let me and I dont have a paypal so I have to use theirs.
Not underage....

>> No.7845067

>>7844898
I'm a volunteer at the shelter and super excited to see that someone's being adopted! If you wouldn't mind, who is it?

>tfw finding out a cat gets a forever home always makes my day
I'm such a loser

>> No.7845068

>>7845065
>Not underage....

Then just get your own paypal

>> No.7845075

>>7845067
Oh hey neat, her name is Zoidberg (not crazy about that lol) and she was a stray that just arrived on the 22nd, so we had to wait for the stray period to end and then she was put on a medical hold for us. I believe she was in room Q.

>> No.7845082

>>7845022
Welcome to the world of making your own cosplay. I swear, you always fuck something up and then just stare at it as if that'll undo the fuck-up and then just throw it aside and sleep.

>> No.7845083

>>7845075
Aw, I can only work Monday afternoons because of school so I must have missed her. I'm happy for you two, though, and don't be afraid to keep us updated. We love it when people send in pictures.

Also, at least her name's not a pun. Chairman Meow was adopted two weeks ago, and I believe Whoopi Goldfur's still there.

>> No.7845085

>>7845065
>>7845068
Even if you're underage, as long as you have your own card, you can still just create a PP account. The internet police isn't going to bust down your door and arrest you.

>> No.7845086

>>7845083
Haha we saw Whoopi Goldfur, but she was on hold. My roommate was over the moon for that name though.

>> No.7845087

>>7844430

few months later feels post from anons friend complaining about anon buying her dream dress and being a shitty friend for doing so.

>> No.7845089

>>7845083
>Chairman Meow

That's great

>> No.7845099
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7845099

>>7845086
>>7845089
>Robert Meownie Jr.
>Meowson Mendala
>Bobby Meow
>influx of kittens because of kitten season, all with pokemon names
Whoever names them, I really want to shake their hand.

Pic related is Whoopi Goldfur even after a half an hour of playing. Hot damn that kitten is full of energy, even while in recovery. I'll stop now, though, because I could go on about these cats forever.

>> No.7845108

>>7844944
>>7844949
It's a novel about how this woman finds out her husband is cheating oh her. Her friends tell her to give her husband oral sex in order to save their marriage.

My mom's never been married nor does she like my dad that much so I don't understand where this is coming from. I guess my mom is writing adult erotic fiction and I don't know how to deal with it.

What if this because the next 50 Shades of Grey? I don't want to be know has the kid with the BJ mom.

>> No.7845118

>>7845099
Omg those names. We were thinking about adopting Story and felt so bad saying no, but I've been checking the website and I think she got adopted!

>> No.7845120

>>7845085
Doesn't paypal lock underage users out of their accounts?

>> No.7845122
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>>7845099
Aww man. I wanna adopt a new kitty but need to wait until we move to a bigger place. Also with a baby being born any day now, gonna wait till he's a bit older.

>Pregnant
>Hit due date
>Pass due date
>On day 4 of past due date.
>Husband: I was late and they had to cut me out.
>Mom: "Oh honey, you were three weeks late!
>Lord help me.

>> No.7845127

>>7845120
I don't think so, I was using Paypal when I was underage with no problems. I probably lied about my age or something (been so long ago I made it I can't even remember), but I never got caught.

>> No.7845130

>>7845122
GOOD LUCK!!!!
I'm sure it goes well :)

>> No.7845133

>>7845122
I was two weeks late myself
Do you think you can hold out for two more days?
Sept 29 is best day

>> No.7845135

>>7845130
I'm being tested every few days to make sure the baby's okay. Yesterday his movement and heart rate we're fine, and the fluids around him were normal. I guess he's to comfy to come out right now. He's enjoying his womb service to much.

>> No.7845145

>>7845135
>womb service
anon you crack me up

>> No.7845163

>>7845133
>Sept 29 is best day

I have seen this a few times in just this thread.

What's the significance?

>> No.7845174

>>7845135
>to

It's "too". For fucks sake, this is the most commonly messed up word, why?

>> No.7845176

>>7845174

I dunno, it's to hard too remember proper usage I guess?

>> No.7845178

>>7845174
I think it's one of those things that people forget when they're typing out their thoughts quickly. I've also noticed that sometimes spell check can be weird. I notice it likes to change Hell to he'll and were to we're all the time.

>> No.7845181

>>7845174
Easy typo to overlook. A whole different story for peaked and piqued though.

>> No.7845187

>>7845181
>peaked and piqued
Ugh, I've seen this and "phase/faze" so many times I start to get unsure of myself when I use the correct spellings.

>> No.7845192

>>7845187
Just think of the phases of the moon, anon. Helps every time.

>>7843995
>Be selling same jsk as someone else on LM
>Same price (she kept undercutting)
>Both offer free shipping
>My dress sells, hers doesn't
>Good feels

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>>7844068
you're a little wet there I see

>> No.7845202

>>7845163
It's my birthday
I'm going to out of town so I'll be celebrating it alone

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7845207

>>7845197
>tfw people actually dye their hair like this and wear this ugly teenager shit all whilst thinking they look decent or "cool" when they have no idea how silly and digusting they look

I will never understand Tumblrfags. Cringe worthy.

>> No.7845209

>>7845197
Oh my god I thought that was a dorky little boy from the 80s until I full-sized the picture.
Wow, uh.

>> No.7845215

>>7845197
>that stupid fucking haircut
>having more than one hair colour
>having an unnatural hair colour
>those ugly glasses
>wearing a choker from the 90s

that bitch look ratchet af. i hope that isn't you, anon with that goofy lookin ass.
and what the fuck is the point of having that facial expression when taking a photo of yourself?

>> No.7845227

>have nightmare about joining a comm
>they try too hard to make me feel included and it comes off as really mean and i spill spaghetti and one of them pulls me aside and says i need to lea ve and i had to bring my parents for some reason and it was so awkward and uncomfortable and i woke up crying and it made me really not want to be a lolita any more

>> No.7845234

>>7844761
Where do you live anon? I can't believe this. I bet you're super cute. I'm sorry people are such dicks, they're probably oblivious to the gravity of their words if it's said by so many people, and I think this may be due to the area you live in... unless you somehow attract and befriend shitty people.

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>>7845197
Oh hon. This isn't a good look.
I smell underage b8.

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7845245

>>7844761
Gosh, thats terrible feel I know too well. If you'd like to talk, I'll drop my e-mail, skype or something?

>> No.7845248

>want to trip
> never do
>want to be beep boop fuck
> mfw to scared to do so

>> No.7845249

>>7845245
do it

>> No.7845250

>>7845120
No.

>> No.7845251

>>7844210
>Harp player
T-thanks anon

>> No.7845370

>>7844645
>tfw my mom made me switch from oboe to clarinet because of reed costs
>tfw I wanted to play the drums or the flute in the first place

>> No.7845376

>>7845176
I was about to call you a retard and say "no it's fucking not" but then I laughed.

8/10, anon

>> No.7845380

I just clicked an ad for j list by mistake on my laptop. The whole thing froze up and even when I closed it the screen is still on. I'm concerned. Whats even worse is cgl is still up on the screen. Any help?

>> No.7845382

>>7845380

Restart your laptop.

>> No.7845385

>>7845382
Thanks it's working ok now. Gosh that gave me a fright!

>> No.7845398 [DELETED] 

>>no one really wants to bring me home to meet their parents, but I've had guys approach me who want to "experiment with fucking a black chick"a lot

Because you depend on the guys to ask you out, and mostly aggressive guys will ask you out the most.

Trust me, most women get asked out by guys like.

If you want a certain kind of guy, ask him out.

I know it's fucking hard, but that's how guys feel 24/7.

>> No.7845401

>>7845398
/r9k/ pls go this is retarded shit and assumtions.
I've asked so many guys out, all who rejected me due to skin color.
only people who've asked me out were dudebros who wanted instant sex and not a date.

fuck off.

>> No.7845404

>>7845401
How do you NOW it's your skin color?

Do people tell you, "lol no i won't date u ur a nigga"

I doubt it.

Maybe you're just too conscious about it.

>> No.7845405

>>7845404
ESL or drunk?

>> No.7845409

>>7845401

>I've asked so many guys out, all who rejected me due to skin color.

I can only assume you're fat or ugly at this point. Men are way less picky than women when it comes to race, that's a statistical fact.

And you're facing all this resistance on a college campus? Come on.

>> No.7845412

>>7845405
Typo, actually. I only fucked up one letter?

>> No.7845413
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7845413

>>7845405
probably drunk
>>7845404
are you retarded? guys will openly say they don't find black girls attractive, and then when called on it say its a "preference" I'm not even black but I hear my guy friends say this.

>>7845409
I see, raiding the feel threads now. and you wonder why you're alone? gross. abandon thread.

>> No.7845414

>TFW waiting for new chapter of Tsubasa to be translated

This is true suffering.

>> No.7845419

>>7845413
And I openly say that I don't really find black GUYS attractive, but black guys aren't going around boo-hooing about how the white nerdy girls don't like them :(

There has to be something else wrong with you, whether you're fat, ugly, or just have a shit personality, that every single guy you want to date turns you down. The reason is not skin color.

>inb4 u so ronery

>> No.7845421

>>7844478
I love Jeunet (Amélie Poulain obviousy, but check out his other movies) and after that it depends o what kind of movies you like. I agree with >>7844499, les Choristes is awesome and was a huge it back when it was first released. If you ar into nerdy stuffs, we have a grat deal of nice amateur webshows too.

>> No.7845422

>>7844692
I'm you.

>> No.7845430

>>7845401

A black girl said she thought I was cute once.

She looked amazing and she was very smart; I had always avoided contact with girls on her level, for some pretty obvious reasons. She had no reason to say something like that to me. If I were thinking rationally, I'd assume it was a prank, the way some girls in my high school used to dare each other to flirt with this one special needs guy. But I wasn't thinking rationally. I wasn't thinking at all; I was thunderstruck.

Trying to come up with a response was like trying to grab water.

In the half-minute I spent trying to come up with something to say, she got this offended look on her face, and left.

I never understood why she would be offended that I, an awkward pasty nerd, would be awkward and might not know what to say to a 9/10 like her.

Now I realize she probably thought I was racist.

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>>7845419

>> No.7845433

>>7844068
I can almost guarantee you that your bf will not care

>> No.7845436

>>7845431
>shitpost

Sorry, didn't think telling the truth was shitposting.

Lighter skinned black girls are generally more attractive than white girls, or dark black girls, so there's really no reason here besides shit personality, actually being ugly, or being fat. Or being way too self conscious and being a fucking sperglord, but that fits in with shit personality.

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7845437

>>7845436

>> No.7845440

>>7845437
>>7845431
>>7845413

Fuck, this image is everything I've ever needed.

>> No.7845442

I broke my loli virginity and bought my first dress. Goodbye, homemade dresses. I've budgeted 200 a month to buying dresses plus a 1k spending spree once my refund comes in, and now it's just deciding what to buy... So much power.

Am I being too dramatic about it all? Just feels so nice to finally break into lolita.

>> No.7845444

>>7845412
>How do you now
>too conscious???

>> No.7845446

>>7845440
if you look closely, they're all different

>> No.7845447
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7845447

>>7845444
Too conscious as in too self-conscious.

Do you not speak English?

>> No.7845452

>>7845447
aww look at him he's so mad at everything so cute

>> No.7845476

>realize I'm going to be in town for Nebraskon
>fucking stoked, havent gone to a con I over a year, miss it like crazy

>realize I dont have any of my costumea any more
>wtf what do I wear

>try to think of something easy and quick... crycrycry
>RAVEN TEEN TITANS
>bf says fuck yeah
>get really excited

>I can do everything relatively easily since it's a simple costume. Can definitely do it on time
>notice her hair
>widows peak
>fuck my life


I'm not very good at wigs. They scare me I was thinking about getting an arda wig since one of the longer ones already has a widows peak but it's sooo fucking expensive.

Anyone have any other suggestions for cheap, quick alternative?

>> No.7845488

>>7845476
>http://www.ebay.com/itm/Medium-Purple-Raven-From-Teen-Titans-Cosplay-Wigs-free-wig-cap-/131307084744?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item1e92831bc8

boy that was hard

>> No.7845502

>>7845488
Let me specify: one that doesn't look like shit

That's the only one I could find that was cheap too but if you look at the pics from the side, the widows peak doesn't actually lay flat

>> No.7845508

I'm going for counseling tomorrow.
I just want to be better. I don't want to think about killing myself all the time.

>> No.7845518

>>7844068
please tell me that's not an actual picture of your ass

>> No.7845520

>>7844183
God anon I can relate to this shit so much. Replace cp with thievery and there we go.
Also, fuck your parents. They sound like complete assholes.

>> No.7845566
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7845566

I'm lonely as fuck.

I want to cosplay but have no motivation ever to teach myself to sow. Make friends, get a job, and go to school.

Going to die a NEET that browses /cgl/ wanting to do something. I just want someone to blame so i don't have to blame myself for being a lazyshit.

And fuck gaining weight. I was already fat before but now I can't fit my ass into my jeans. *literally can't get my jeans over my ass*

All my reaction images seem to be gone.

>> No.7845568

>>7845566
Crap, just noticed i used "*" action thingies. I apologize.
Drinking is bad.

>> No.7845570

>tfw my heartfelt feels post was deleted due to the troll that latched onto it

thanks.

>> No.7845600

I was working on a surprise cosplay for my best friend, but she killed herself last week. I've been incapable of stopping working on it. It's the only thing I can focus on right now and I'm getting scared now that it is almost done.

>> No.7845700

I hate the fact I've been having trouble with my health and have gained weight because of being bed ridden. I feel so disgusting wear lolita due to it. I think I might just put all my clothes into storage until I can loose a bit of it.

>> No.7845702

>>7844210
>tfw can't instrument, only sing
I-I played cello in 5th grade until I switched schools, does that count?

>> No.7845723
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>tfw finally out of a financial rut that lasted a year and can afford to do cosplay again

>> No.7845728
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7845728

Have you ever had someone you know vilify and try to sic their entire friendcircle against one of your other friends for a relatively minor incident? And then you just sit here like, what the fuck is happening.

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>>7845702

I am banned from 4chins on my home computer so I took my laptop and walked 5 minutes to University at 12:05am so I could use their wi-fi just to tell you that your singing definitely counts and you are the best.

>> No.7845743

>>7845600
Oh, anon, I'm so, so sorry for your loss. Please keep loved ones close to you and don't bottle things up. I lost a dear friend that way a few years ago, and it was very hard for a long while, but you will be okay.

>> No.7845755
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7845755

>tfw in IB school
>all these tedious assignments and reflective shit
>math is fucking impossible for me, cried over the second test (honestly this is the main problem for me, fuck calculus and everything related to it)
>can't switch schools because I'm in a third world country and the only other viable option is a British school with bullying problems and shitty uniforms, plus all the fees are already paid and my parents wouldn't allow it
I probably should've just stayed a NEET after all.

>> No.7845822

>>7845755
Do you need a tutor anon? I'm not really doing anything with my time and love calc.

>> No.7845830

>>7845755
Oh and btw, calc is one of the most difficult concepts to grasp the first time round. You've never really seen any thing like it before. So don't worry, what you're experiencing is normal

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>Chinese cartoons making you feel major feels

>> No.7845840

>tfw see ex-LDR bf posting on a mutual friends facebook status.
>reply too, oh god my heart is doki dokis.
>Exchange a few words with mutual friend and ex likes a couple of my comments
It's not like I want to date him again but I want to speak to him because I think we ended in bad terms and he blocked me in tumblr. But I can't even really remember how we were the last time we talked so idk.
I'm just being really stupid and I want to know how he's doing.

>> No.7845845

>>7845822
>>7845830
Really? Th-Thanks, anon. Here's my e-mail:
throwowoway33@gmail.com

>> No.7845929

>>7845502
You won't FIND a cheap one where it lays flat, because you need a lacefront for that, and they're $60+

>> No.7845931

>>7845566
You HAVE nobody to blame. Get off your fat lazy ass or stop bitching about it.

Fuck, I hate NEETs so much. If you were JUST lazy that'd be fine, but take some fucking responsibility for your inaction.

>> No.7845933

>>7845931
>tfw no NEET gf to take care of and provide for

>> No.7845934

>>7845933
I think you mean
>tfw no parasite to feed

>> No.7845936

>>7845929
Alright. I might as well do it right if I'm going to do it.
Thanks, anon.

>> No.7845948

>be 14, discover lolita
>try out sweet
>isn't for me, sell everything
>be 19, still like the fashion
>try out classic
>isn't for me, sell everything
>be 20, still like the fashion
>try out gothic
>hey, this is my thing
>finally no more searching and wasting money on dresses i end up selling anyway

>today
>see choke's new outfit post
>fall in love with dark classic

I can't believe this, I hate myself.

>> No.7845961

>>7845948
I have a similar experience
>getting into lolita
>fall in love with sweet, buy a bunch of AP
>look like shit, cry, sell it all
>try out gothic, buy a bunch of MMM and others
>look hella awesome, but feels weird man, sell most of it
>kind of like classic
>try out classic, buy a bunch of VM and MM
>look pretty okay, but sell most of it
>pining over sweet
>tfw sold all my rare and now expensive AP
>start buying more sweet and look like shit again and hate myself
>try sweet classic, looks better but not the same
>tfw I look best in gothic but it doesn't match my personality
>tfw 6 years later I want to get into gothic again
>tfw wasting so much time and money being an indecisive prick

I hate everything.

>> No.7845965

>tfw tall lolita

>> No.7845971

>>7845961
Why not just have all 3 ?my closet is sweet and classic.

>> No.7845972

>>7845933
I'm a NEET girl, I'll be your gf.

>> No.7845974

>>7845971
I've sort of been doing more classic/gothic but I guess it's that I don't look good in sweet at all, but I love it. I want to look good, and I like classic and gothic okay, but I end up getting frustrated over how frumpy I look in sweet, like I'm not doing the dresses justice.

>> No.7845986

>tfw boyfurando just told me I look like Choke

Hnf. I always thought she was so god damn pretty, I hope he's not just saying that to make me feel good.

>> No.7845987

>>7844523
Who the fuck keeps a hedgehog as a pet?

>> No.7845989

>>7845972
pls be in florida

>> No.7845991

>>7844430
>>friend's dream dress up for sale
>>she probably hasn't seen it yet

I thought you were going to buy it for her.
Yes you are.

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7845993

>>7845987

>> No.7845994

>>7845987
Lots of people? They're super cute, and they're way smarter than say, a hamster.

They don't really require much more care than a rodent, but they live a lot longer and are 100% cuter IMO. They can eat cat food, so they don't require some ridiculous diet, and you can let them scuttle around the living room if you keep an eye on them.

>> No.7845999

>>7845163
Jesus I know 3 people with that birthday, it seems to be a popular day for Birthdays.

>> No.7846004

>>7844898
Post pictures of your kitten soon please.

>> No.7846006

>>7845994
>>7845987
I don't know if you are aware, but in some countries it's against the law to keep a hedgehog as a pet. That might explain anon's surprise.
Now, hedgehogs still are wild animals. In my country, you're supposed to provide a shelter and food during winter to those animals, but not taking them in your house.

>> No.7846008

>>7846006
European hedgehogs that run wild about the place are different to African pygmys, which are bred as pets. In most places it's illegal to keep European hedgehogs but legal to keep African pygmys.

>> No.7846009

>>7846006
It's also illegal to keep ferrets in some countries, but that doesn't seem like a strange pet. People keep foxes, and even wildcats as pets, I don't see why a hedgehog is so super strange, you know?

>> No.7846013

>>7846009
In the countries where hedgehog are forbidden, keeping a fox or a wild cat is too.
I love in France, and no one would be allowed to keep what is considered as a wild animal, except scientist with a governemental authorization, at least to my knowledge.

>> No.7846016

>>7846013
In America here, the laws vary state to state, and even city to city. In my area, most pets are okay, but there are strange laws like, you can keep a hedgehog as a pet here, but you can't buy one in the state, and you can't "import" it from another state - but you can drive to another state and buy one, then bring it back as your legally owned pet.

>> No.7846024

>>7846006
>In my country, you're supposed to provide a shelter and food during winter to those animals
That sounds really cute, anon.

>> No.7846027

>>7846024
It's standard practice in most European countries, I think? Everyone I know leaves out food for hedgehogs as long as they don't have a dog or something that would attack it.

>> No.7846032

>>7846027
I live in ameributts so we "don't give handouts to greedy little animals" or whatever the fuck. It sounds like a really nice way to help out the wildlife in a non-invasive way.

>tfw I wish I lived in yurop so I could help cute little fluffles in the winter

>> No.7846035

>want to wear kegadoru
>nowhere appropriate to wear it

I know I'll just look foolish if I go all-out. Maybe I could try incorporating bandages into otherwise normal outfits.

>> No.7846051
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7846051

>con this weekend
>only have to fix a few things on my cosplay
>still havent done it
>stay at home playing games all day

I'm going to regret this so bad, but my motivation has flown to Australia by this point.

>> No.7846075

>>7846035
Halloween's coming up, at least.

>> No.7846089

>Fall out of touch with old cosplay/convention group after high school, we all go to different collages.
>Kind of keep in contact a bit with one of the guys after he graduates, hang out in my apartment once or twice and fun is had
>He talks about game night he has with all the other guys we used to hang out with
>Oh I would really love to join you guys I have been getting into D&D lately.
>He goes back to school on the other side of the country
W-well ok then.
>Had this wicked fantasy about one of the other guys this morning, I used to have the biggest crush on him
>Well I guess more then that, I asked him out and kissed him once but he said no.
>I was an ugly fat fuck though so yeah.
>Whatever
>Message him on Facebook, hay how are you we haven't talked in 5 years
>No reply
Oh ok.
>going through another friends Facebook, he is friends of a friend of mine from collage and they have pictures of them hanging out and stuff.
>I'm that person. Everyone else seems to be re-connecting but me.
I miss these assholes I'm just going to have to message the lot of them and hope we can re-connect and hang out a bit.

>> No.7846094
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7846094

I sort of confessed my feelings to my crush yesterday, by accident, and only subtly so but he's the type to catch up on that shit. He's also dating my friend...
Fffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccccccck me.

>> No.7846100

>>7846094
I feel as if there's one anon samefagging every day about her crush on her friend's bf. Either that or you're all immoral harlots.

>> No.7846111

>>7844548
>7 pounds

ayy lmao

>> No.7846116

>>7845108
If it's the next 50 shades of grey, then you should be happy for her. Sure, people will titter, but your mom would have stacks of cash. Even if she doesn't give any to you, be happy that her retirement is taken care of.

>> No.7846118

>>7845442
You didn't consider your homemade dresses as "real lolita"?

>> No.7846119
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>>7846111
>using a meme from Tumblr

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>>7846119

>> No.7846124
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>>7846119

>> No.7846129
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>>7846123
Lovely time stamps, samefag.

The shitposting is off the charts.

>> No.7846133

>Estranged and on very bad terms with my family
>Every time I go to a meet up, people bring up their family
>"What are your parents like, anon?"
>"It's *mother's/father's* day, anon! Did you call your parents?"
>Lie and say they're great and that they live overseas to not sound like an angsty fanfic character
>Afraid that if I even hint at any past abuse, people will think that I'm needy or full of baggage
>Continue to fake smile and it fucking sucks

>> No.7846134
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7846134

> lose quite a bit of weight because of depression even though I'm already skinny
> gain more back now that I feel better
> feel kind of disgusted with my soft untoned body, still far from fat but a bit flabby
> today boyfriend says that I look great now that I gained a couple kilos and that it really suits me

brb working out to gain some muscle too

>> No.7846136

>>7846133
You're me. Those feels hurt.

>> No.7846137

>>7846123
>>7846124
lolk ebins may may bruski, bro, broklahoma, king of broseidon, brobot :^)))

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>>7846137

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>>7846137

>> No.7846148
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7846148

>>7846138
You can easily refresh the page and it wouldn't show that both are you. I can see you're quite defensive about it as well. Good one, newfag.

>wat is auto update?

>>>/reddit/
>>>/somethingawful/
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/out/

>> No.7846150

>>7846148
Don't deny my brothers existence, you wench

>> No.7846155

>>7846148
I think it's super fucking funny when shitposters cry samefag and then freak the fuck out when someone screencaps any evidence otherwise.

>> No.7846156

>>7846150
Show me the portal, anon. I'll be waiting.

>> No.7846157

>>7846155
Are you me?

>> No.7846159
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7846159

>>7846156
Where does the portal lead, anon?

>> No.7846160

>>7846118

Not really. They were heavily toned down, very plain or floral prints, all very similar cuts. I never really made anything that stood out as "lolita" to me, simply "loli inspired". If I showed up to a meet, I would've been laughed away probably!

I'll still keep the dresses for toned down days, but its nice to know that I can look even dressier, and even go a little OTT when I finally start heading into meets... It's a nice feeling of upgrading!

>> No.7846163

>>7846155
but both of them say that it is anon so i am confused.
but when people screencap it usually means they refreshed the page and it cancels out the other post they made. it isn't solid evidence

>> No.7846169

>>7846157
No, but I've seen this go down a million times. It happened to me maybe once a few months ago when the janitor was more strict. Right after I posted the screenshot the person I was replying to starts ALLCAPS tourettesing all over the place. One minute later the janitor deleted everything they posted

>> No.7846171

>>7846155
Yes because it is so hard to tell the difference between the posts when there is a clear timestamp on it showing it's the same person. The screenshots also show that it IS them.

>>7846159
Inside myy haato.

>> No.7846174

>applied for a job
>the interview is friday
>gonna spend the week nervous af
>a-at least i might be able to afford one whole burando r-right?

>> No.7846175
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7846175

>>7846169
>>7846163
>>7846148
>>7846155
>>7846159
>>7846157
>>7846138
>>7846142

>> No.7846177
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>>7846175

>> No.7846180
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7846180

>>7846163
>>7846171
Dumb as fuck. The two original posts quoted were less than a minute apart to begin with. There's a 60 second wait to post again. Both anons provided screenshots with different (You)'s next to the quoted posts. Both anons have different timezones listed in their screenshots and quality.

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT.

>> No.7846186

>I've been friends with this guy and he moves away.
>We agree to meet every year at Magfest because we're bros
>Today is his birthday.
>Text him after not hearing from him for a couple weeks.
>Get a text from his sister.
>Anon, he passed away. It was all over FB
>I don't have one. Why didn't anyone tell me?
>Nobody had the heart to text you.
>Google his name and he got into a very bad car accident.
>Can't go to the funeral because he's already cremated and scattered.
>Wait, why, how and what.
>Already registered for con and hotel room is booked.
>I don't want to go to cons or cosplay anymore because my friend will no longer be with me.

>> No.7846192

>>7846180
>what is a vpn

That's why both file names are the same. Also, the amount of time you can post again can range from 20-50 seconds depending on how many times you've posted in the same thread.

>> No.7846194

>working dealer's den
>selling real fur tails and shit
>Family is native, make sure tails are population control etc
>Get email

"Hello!! You have some nice animal tails.. however it is sad that the animals had to die.
Now, I will take away all my concerns if you can please provide proof that these animal products are necessary results of population control, food,
or warmth for a third world native people. I would really like to know!"

Fuck off back to tumblr you social justice warrior piece of shit, did you not listen to anything I said

>> No.7846196

>>7846180
isnt it the same anon they even said it themselves twice and no it isnt 60 seconds lmao

>> No.7846195

>>7846192
What? How come I have some fucking 90 second post timer?

>> No.7846201

>>7844478
Intouchables is pretty good ! If you like animation, Un Monstre à Paris is nice too.

>> No.7846204

>>7846192
>>7846196
I have come to the conclusion that you are either living in denial or just completely stupid. Janitor should just clean this thread up from this flood of retards.

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7846206

>>7846138
>>7846142
>>7846148
>>7846150
>>7846163
>>7846169
>>7846171
>>7846180
>>7846192
>>7846195
>>7846196
Holy fuck look at you fucking nerds arguing over something so autistic. Who cares?
You niggers are playing a fucking game of Clue: 4chan Edition.

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>>7846204
sa would be a good place for you. they also love to suck the mods' dicks.

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>>7846210

>> No.7846216
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>>7846212
good one. you sure got me m8.

>> No.7846222

>>7846186
I'm sorry for your loss, anon. What you're experiencing right now must be incredibly shocking and difficult, I imagine.

>> No.7846223

>>7846204
Such denial over something everyone except for you has figured out a long time ago. Congratulations you have hit the nail on the head. I wouldn't expect you to know what a VPN is anyway which is why all you've left is to throw a 0/10 insult at me after we've all cracked the code anyway. After all we are in /cgl/, a place for hardened Tumblr veterans like yourself with nothing left but precious maymays. Have a good day/night love. Love you baby.

>> No.7846227

>>7846223
I was the other anon. That's how I know you're an idiot.

>> No.7846245

>>7846100
>you're all immoral harlots.

This seems most likely considering where we are.

>> No.7846259

>>7844905
The AP store in Amemura is actually quite small, once you take a photo pf the outside, you'll see the whole insides too.

>> No.7846279

>>7846223
>>7846227
Yeah, and I'm the other anon

>muh 7 pounds post triggered all this butthurt
I feel a strange sense of pride

>> No.7846299

>>7845931
I know I don't. If you read what I said I said I WISH I had someone to blame. No shit it's my fault.

>> No.7846317 [DELETED] 
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7846317

>>7846299
Even though the blame's on you
I'll take that blame from you
And you can put that blame on me
You can put that blame on me

>> No.7846348

>>7846116
You know what, that's a great way of looking at it.
Thanks anon

>> No.7846359
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7846359

>>7846004
She's so cute omg

>> No.7846360

>>7846194
Tumblr is the worst

>> No.7846363

>>7846359
>Sweet Dee
IASIP?

>> No.7846425

>>7846363
Yup! We originally wanted to get a boy cat and name him Danny DeVito but this is a nice alternative

>> No.7846462

>>7844387
I know that feel too well. ;-;
>>7845207
its so true. god damn it only one person I know knows how to do that and not look like shit. coincidentally she hates tumblr.

>> No.7846472

>>7846425
>tfw no danny dekito

>> No.7846482

>>7846462
I really can't imagine anyone with an image like that not looking like shit. It's in god awful poor taste.

>> No.7846485

>>7846359
HNG I'm sad I missed her.

>>7846472
>I need to suggest this to the adoption/intake staff now
There will be a Danny DeKito eventually, anon, I'm going to make sure of it.

>> No.7846504

>>7846032
Where the heck do you live, anon? I live in Los Angeles for pears sake and there are tons of people who love setting up bird feeders, hummingbird feeders, oriole feeders, bird bathes, bird houses and spreading seed for the ground animals like squirrels and mourning doves. Bird watching is pretty big all across America.

>> No.7846508

>>7846032
>>7846504
I'm in Canada and people feed birds here all the time. Only problem is, we end up with massive flocks of pigeons and seagulls who just never go away, not even if you're trying to be all mean and scary. What makes it worse is the fact that pigeons breed whenever food's around, so they're breeding all year, basically.

>> No.7846510

>>7846508
>we end up with massive flocks of pigeons and seagulls who just never go away, not even if you're trying to be all mean and scary

This sums up /cgl/

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7846567

mfw people post URGENT EMERGENCY SALE NEED EVERYTHING GONE TODAY and then N E V E R respond

>selling the thing need it gone asap
>i want the thing heres my paypal email TAKE MY MONEY
>become skeleton waiting for response

>> No.7846593
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7846593

>at pool area
>cute boy walks up
>take photo of him without his knowledge because reasons
>look at photo
>realize how young he looks
>friend asks "Did you just take a picture of that kid, anon?"
>"N-No, that would be weird"
>"Hahaha, it would be more than just weird"
>"Ha"
>"Ha"
>mfw

>> No.7846598
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7846598

>Measure my bust for the first time in a month
>It has gone up 10cm
>I haven't put on any extra weight other than this
Kill me

>> No.7846617
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7846617

>>7846133
I used to have friends that thought I was needy, angsty, and full of baggage. Now I got awesome friends and I became you. Dammit.

>> No.7846675

>>7846598
>Got bigger boobs randomly without getting fatter

And I am supposed to feel bad for you?

>> No.7846700

>>7846675
She might be a lolita?
Give me those extra 10cm, anon-chan.

>> No.7846717

>>7846359
Oh, that is cute.

>> No.7846739
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7846739

I stared at this thread for two days before getting the gumption to post.

> have friend since middle school
> basically best fiends.
> both cosplay and make our own costumes.
> she's the perfect 5'4 skinny girl with nice cleavage that isn't to in your face. Size c cup ish and /fit/ as hell Cus of her job.
> be 5'7 a and not to great to look at. Not fit just there have b cups. Just an average girl.
> I always make complex cosplays full armor ect.
> she does magic girl/ simpler designs.
> people always approach her for pics/questions/hugs.
> cosplay judges always give me better reviews if she's with me.
> feel bad for feeling bitter to a person who has been a friend to me and is always supportive.
> break down and tell her via text about how I felt. " you get more attention for being pretty"
> she says nothing back for two hours.
> is in panic mode.
> she responds with a apology she had spent the last two hours drawing a picture of me.
> dropped her homework/ commissions to do it.
> spent two hours on the hair alone.
> " I want you to see yourself the way I see you A-chan. "
> she's spent six hours on one picture in the past two days and is still working to show me.


I feel like a shit head.

She posts on /Cgl/ as well. Mixed feelings here.

>> No.7846753

>>7845728
yes that shit is balls.

>> No.7846796

>>7846739
She's trying to cheer you up like a good friend should, so that's something.
It's okay to feel that way at first and I don't blame you for feeling bad about her receiving more attention, but she doesn't seem to be doing it on purpose so don't worry about that.
Be happy you have such a great friend, and you're probably a great friend to her if she spent 6+ hours on a picture for this.

You two can try doing pair-cosplays. Something like Madoka and Homura, for a starting example.

>> No.7846833

>>7846796
Yeah I thought of maybe trying to pair up with her.
But it just makes me feel even more like shit just for the fact that she's the better person in all of this.
Don't get me wrong she has flaws, but they are all ones I'd like to have myself.
I don't want to stay this way forever, but it's just how I feel now.

>> No.7846846

>>7846739
Don't feel so bad.
You were honest and didn't try to go behind her back.
She obviously cares enough not to let this get in the way of your friendship.
Besides just look at /Cgl/.
We're practically all jelly.

>> No.7846852
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7846852

>>7846032
>Leave out cat food in winter for hedgehog
>Next day boar fucking plows into kitchen
>Fucking pistol doesn't kill it
>Fucking tramples me and breaks my leg
>Girlfriend gives it 12 gauge
>TFW eating porkchops for two weeks
>TFW no work in winter because seasonal farmhand
>TFW Mil Ret, so healthcare.

>> No.7846853
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7846853

>>7846739
>you will never have this good of a friend

>> No.7846857

>>7846094
Forgive me for making an "As a guy on /cgl/" post, but, as a guy, SUBTLETY DOESN'T FUCKING WORK. TELL HIM. TELL HIM TO HIS FACE.

>> No.7846866

>>7846853
Hey if one seagull can find one so can another.

>> No.7846867

>>7846833
Don't put yourself down like that, you have good qualities too.

Ask her what she likes about you, for a start.

>> No.7846869

>>7846857
Anon he already knows

>> No.7846871

>>7846866
but you were best friends since middle school.
at this point i can only make acquaintances at best

>> No.7846886

>crush went to try and talk to his ex
>hasn't texted since

It's been hours, seagulls.

Also

>tfw four different packages got stuck on customs and will be taxed this week.
Kill me.

>> No.7846900

>>7846852


haha dude, that's some crazy shit

>> No.7846907

>>7846886
He's dead, Jim

>> No.7846925
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7846925

> Going to Disney for MNSSHP
> So are my friends
> We will be there two days, one for MNSSHP and one at what ever park
> Exciting times right?
> No.
> Put up a poll. Epcot wins
> One friend is mad because she is going back to Disney two weeks after
> And going to Epcot
> Throwing her own style of temper tantrum.
> Cold shoulder, curt responses
> She also complained that there was an odd number of people going, one of which she doesn't know.
> Had paid for her ticket as a bday present, but not regretting even inviting her. What a child.

Hopefully she grows up before we take off. We are all dressing up in a group cosplay so at least that will be fun.

> Pic not related

>> No.7846933

>>7846871
>at this point i can only make acquaintances at best

I mean, you probably have a lot more life to live than you have already lived. So, if you make friends now you can be awesome super friends for a long time still.

>> No.7846949

>>7846925
>an odd number of people going,

An odd, as in not even number?

>> No.7846992

>>7846949
Yes, but I don't see why that needs clarification. There are 7 people going. An odd number.

>> No.7846994

>>7846992
Not that anon, but odd can also mean strange/weird.

>> No.7847017

Finally brought all of my lolita to school and my closet is now super kawaii and frilly. So I can look at it when I'm depressed about not doing very well in my classes
Feels good man.

>> No.7847037

>>7846992

Well, it's just an odd thing to complain about having odd numbers.

>> No.7847057

>>7847037
I can see why you might be a little annoyed if it were a theme park outing, because it means one person's going to have to sit next to a randomer on the rides. Nothing worth throwing a fit over, though.

>> No.7847064

>LDR
>Boyfriend says he wants to see me
>I know he means nudes, I'm ok with this
>"I've never seen you be naughty in your lolita clothes"
>I guess I'm ok with this but feels weird

>> No.7847081 [DELETED] 

>obvious newbie asks how to put together a coordinate because it looked complicated
>gets good advice on keeping colors simple from one person
>~special snowflake~ tells her that she should wear as many colors as she wanted because lolita is about being creative
>why would you set someone up to fail like that?

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>obvious newbie asks how to put together a coordinate because it looked complicated
>gets good advice on keeping colors simple from one person
>~special snowflake~ tells her that she should wear as many colors as she wanted because lolita is about being creative
>why would you set someone up to fail like that?

>> No.7847113

>>7847064
don't send nudes, ever.
boys are not to be trusted. even if you think you can trust them, if you ever want to back out of that relationship there is an 80% chance he will blackmail you.
Men are disgusting

>> No.7847116

>>7844327
That's fucked up

>> No.7847128

i know a cosplayer who prob posts here and always asks if I'm still with my girlfriend. she knows I'm into anime and shit but i just think she's physically unattractive as well as just not really into her otherwise. i know lots of you here are probably in similar situations, so how do i let her know I'm just not into her? she's a nice person but there's just no way

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>mfw going to do a gjinka group with friends
>mfw most of them don't know how to sew
>mfw most of them are cool with closet cosplay
>mfw i love them too much to say anything

Right now I'm trying to talk them into a more costume like versions, and I really hope they're okay with that. I love them to bits and I'm really excited to be able to do a large group with them but man I don't want to look like closet cosplay trash. I mean, I know they have it in them do to something great and me plus some of the others who know how to sew are willing to help but they don't want to inconvenience us. They're too nice.

>> No.7847134

>>7847113
Some people aren't burned and/or insecure like you tho

>>7847064
Send the nudes if he's sending nudes too. At least make sure your face isnt in any of them.

>> No.7847147

>>7847113
Hate to say it, but it's kind of true. I mean, you're the best judge, if you feel like you can really trust him.

If there's anything I've learned from being on 4chan and meeting some people in the flesh, it's that guys are catty as fucking hell. I met one guy that would push cosplayers for nudes from every sort of angle and since he was a fat well known inflation loving piece of shit, he'd disguise himself as other people online to push some more. He would dig into their personal info too. If there was a guy in the community who a female cosplayer liked, he'd push that guy to ask her for nudes to send to him. He did this with every girl he met while with his girlfriend, whom he lived with. The few he actually got he used for "blackmail" (some of them were already nudes everyone already knew about, so I don't know how they were supposed to be blackmail) which just amounted to showing them to his friends and talking about what a bitch/whore that girl was when she eventually drifted out of his circle. Most of his successes came from getting the nudes from a guy the girl he was aiming for liked. The guys he picked to do it for him always seemed like nice people at first.

Sometimes if he heard that a cosplay couple he vaguely knew broke up he'd press that guy for his ex's nudes. Odds are good if that guy got nudes, they passed them on to him.

If a cosplayer he knows about is being talked about on any of the boards the first thing he'll post is her nudes, regardless of the conversation at hand. Sometimes he'll make up a story about how she was flirting with him and he'll be really vague about how he got the nudes, implying obviously that they were sent directly to him when he can get away with it.

What's weird isn't that he does it but so many guys, especially nerds, are into revenge nudes. They'll keep those things for fucking yeaaaaaaaars.

>> No.7847163

>therapist says I should talk to more people
>okay
>what do I have to lose
>boy was I wrong because I lost my spaghetti
>2kawaii4me touhou cosplayer
>completely sperg out and forget everything about touhou
>"h-hey.. sh-shrine maiden.. can I get your picture?"
>they're just like ??? wat
>therapist appointment tomorrow
>there will be tears

I feel so embarrassed. This is why I don't talk to people. Guess I'll just be a hermit for the rest of my life.

>> No.7847172

>>7846359

Oh my god she is the most darling little thing.

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>>7847172
I've been spamming snapchat and my facebook with pictures of her, she's so playful and cute

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>>7847113
It's too late anon, we've been dating 6 years and have fuckloads of nudes of each other.

We ended up camming anyways. Wore pic related, he picked it out of my closet.

>> No.7847211

>>7847064
Fuck it. My one and only "I'm a guy BTW" /cgl/ post.

IM A GUY. DO NOT SEND THE NUDES. HE WILL SHARE THEM WITH HIS BUDDIES AND THEY WILL SAVE THEM TO THEIR PHONES / COMPUTERS, AND PROBABLY PASS IT ON FROM THERE.

DONT FUCKING DO IT.

>> No.7847225

>>7847211
See
>>7847189

Everyone fapping to my frills, check your messages for your share

>> No.7847234

>>7847211

c/lit/oris bf here, hey buddy, fuck you.

>> No.7847313 [DELETED] 

New thread: >>7847312

>> No.7847315

New thread : >>7847314

>> No.7849496

>>7847064
after all this nsa and celeb nudes in the Fappening, you'd even consider it?