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8115426 No.8115426 [Reply] [Original]

At what point does a j-fashion coord look "Tumblr" and how does one avoid it?

I've already got a good idea of how to dress without looking like some kind of punk-queer-space-pony-femme-lana-del-ray-barbie mess, but I'm curious about what specific parts of an outfit comes to mind when /cgl/ thinks "Hot tumblr mess".

>> No.8115437

The shirt looks fine to me, but the pants in combo with the hair streaks make it generic punk look. And the cross. But I'm a jeans kinda person but that's just me.

I think it's when there's no "theme" to it and it looks like they just threw a bunch of shit together that doesn't match.

>> No.8115525

>>8115426
>asymmetrical/short/colored hair that is greasy or unstyled
>fedora or flower crown
>creepy cute/pastel goth
>overweight
>"misandry"/"male tears" labeled anything
> pastels with black
>goth/punk styled shoes
>problem glasses
>fandom shit

It is a style where someone attempts to look unique but somehow pigeonholes themselves in with all of the other tumblr users.

>> No.8115546

>>8115426
gee idk, depends on what your definition is of "tumblr"? j-fashion gets posted a lot of times on tumblr, jsyk

>> No.8115554

So, I have really bad eye problems, and I'm basically stuck with tumblr-tier hipster glasses for life, as my prescription needs large frames to work.

Currently, my frames are a light tan color, which looks fine in real life, but in photos, they still wind up looking like something a tumblr user would wear. What's worse in a photo? Tumblr glasses or lazy eye?

>> No.8115559

OP, imagine how >>8115546 looks, I know you can, then you'll understand how not to look.

>> No.8115561

>>8115554
>my prescription needs large frames to work.
you being lied to son. wtf is the reasoning behind that?

>> No.8115589

>>8115561
Not that anon but I have a really bad astigmatism, so my lenses are very thick and visibly curve. I can have (and in the past have had) glasses with small frames before but my optometrist recommended against it because my lenses stuck out beyond the frame edge as they were too thick. It looked stupid and the lens liked to pop out of the frame if handled too much, so since then I've stuck with big hipster douchebag frames or contact lenses.

>> No.8115595

>>8115437
>>No theme

A thousand times this.

Usually one can sense something sort of "off" about these outfits. It can be somewhat hard to pinpoint, because the quality of the pieces could be high-end. The model could be cute, groomed, and with impeccably-invisible makeup. But something is nonetheless missing, and the outfit feels disorganised.

Then you realize there is no theme.

It's ok to mix-and-match different items. But it helps if all those different items have something in common.

Also, if you're going to do multiple themes, you've got to make sure each are done perfectly, or otherwise they'll be unrecognizable. Don't take to many themes on at once, either, or else they may all be lost.

I remember a previous help thread where a poster said "I want to be a gypsy pirate steampunk lolita", and a bunch of anons shot her down. After her "b-but why?", the most coherent answer was "honey, nobody will know what you ARE. If you have to explain that outfit at a steampunk convention, you lose."

>> No.8115618

>>8115525
You forgot the most obvious thing
>Cat eye glasses

>> No.8115640

>>8115426
Is this not just scene?

>> No.8115644

>>8115559
Keep matching your dress to your shoes, pleb.

>> No.8115651

>>8115589

how long ago was that? My that has a friend whose company makes glasses for a living an newer technology allows for really high graduation with thin lensen.

>> No.8115655

>>8115640
No, it's an arms race

>> No.8115657

>>8115618

> not liking cat eye glasses

damn tumblr for ruining them for the world. They are cute and like one of the two glasses style that work with rockabilly.

>> No.8115660
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>>8115618
>what are problem glasses
>>8115657
Rockabilly is also a tumblr-y style according to /fa/.

>> No.8115663

>>8115657
Shut up about the damn tumblr thing. If you like something, just fucking wear it. Fucking women.

>> No.8115684

>>8115663
>thinking this is just a problem with women.
Have you been to /fa/ ever

>> No.8115703

>>8115651
Last year? I have shit insurance so I'd have to pay out of pocket if I want anything beyond basic glasses or contacts, probably why I didn't hear about this.

>> No.8115707

>>8115684
Yes I have, and I left that place a year ago for a valid reason. I just assumed that anon was female because 90% of /cgl/ is filled with insecure cunts.

I detest people who hold on to their so called fashion rules, thinking their fashion god will punish them if they wear something that's "out of style"or their socks don't match their bracelets for example. There is no fucking THEME that you have to hold on to. You're all acting like one day you want to be a pirate and the next day you decide on dressing like a police officer. Stop.

>> No.8115708

>>8115655
F O B DUBS

>> No.8115715

>>8115660
what the fuck. I can't have rockabilly anymore either?

Everyone is just ruining everything, every kind of style, music or movie... what's left? What's ok to do still?

fucking stupid.

>> No.8115739

>>8115525
Ya got something against assymetrical hair nigga?

>unless you're talking shaved on one side because yeah that's hideous

>> No.8115744

>>8115561
I have progressive lenses, and the way they're made leaves a large portion toward the sides of the lens unuseable. In order to have enough space to see, I need large glasses. My magnification ranges from +5.25 to +8.5, so even new high-tech "thin" lenses are still pretty thick.

>> No.8115790

>>8115707

>people should wear whatever they want and not worry about how it looks, if someone tells me I look like an ugly mess then that's their problem!
>i'm going to go to a fashion board and complain about this in hopes that they'll stop!

Ironically enough, having someone like you around matches the thread theme perfectly.

>> No.8115805

>>8115715
Every group judges other groups. If you are a hipster, people will laugh at you for being pretentious and ~unique~. If you wear normal clothing, you will be deemed a conformist. You can never win, there will ALWAYS be someone who disagrees with you. There will always be people who agree with you too. Often it is all too easy to admit defeat, but you need to stick to your convictions. Don't let other people tell you what to do if they present a valid argument and you still know you are right.

>>8115739
Nope. I hope to have asymmetrical hair, but I don't have the guts to cut it because it is so long. Regardless of that, asymmetrical hair is a distinctive feature of those "tumblr" peoples fashion to me wether you like it or not. I don't give a fuck if someone thinks I am too "tumblr" based on my clothes.

>> No.8115874

>>8115707
You seem angry. There's no need to be upset over clothes.

>> No.8116575

>>8115660
that image is fuckin stupid

>> No.8116648
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8116648

>>8115655
>>8115708
I'm so proud of /cgl/ right now :')

>> No.8116658

>>8115790
> wants an award for basic reading skills
Yes you dumb fuck. Stop wearing shit forattention and asspats. And wear shit because you like it.

>> No.8116683

>>8116648
Hannah?

>> No.8116777
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>>8116683
no

>> No.8116909

>>8116658

It's better than wanting an award for being a loud dumbass such as yourself. Glad to see that if you act like a spoiled tumblr brat, you at least hold your head high for it.

>> No.8116930

>>8115805
no this is not middle school. you are not "a conformist" for wearing normal clothing. you are a respectable adult probably trying to make a decent life. not hell bent on being speshul

>> No.8119116 [DELETED] 

Forever laughing at basics too afraid to wear what they want because of others. Lord forbid a random stranger things your tumblr trash!

>> No.8119120

Forever laughing at basics too afraid to wear what they want because of others. Lord forbid a random stranger thinks your tumblr trash!

>> No.8120069

>>8115660
lol anti-sjw are getting worse than sjw

>> No.8120089

>>8115426
When it's just a mash-up of things. Most J-fashion sub styles have a st of rules to follow and inspirations. Tumblr fashtards mix them up 'creatively' and 'yooneekly' and the result is the mess you are referring to. Choose an established j-fashion substyle and study its elements and follow it and you won't look silly or odd.

>> No.8120131

>>8115426
I don't know about tumblr fashion but that girl just looks like a scene kid from back when I was in highschool.

>> No.8120349

>>8116930
I based this on a person I know who makes fun of conformists and "trashy teenager clothing". "Respectable" adults can still make fun of people for their clothing choices. Some even do it for careers, like the people on what not to wear, snog/marry/avoid, etc (although I don't respect those ones).

>> No.8120355

>>8115660
>tfw i wear 'problem' glasses because they hide my nose and make me look like a kawaii azn grill.

>> No.8120358

>>8115805
Every group judges other groups, but all groups all judge tumblr.

>> No.8120379

>>8115660
Neckbeard detected.

>> No.8120395

>>8116658
>....... because you like it
People like attention and asspats.
The thing which jfashions subcultures is that there small and lose together.Without comms most egl and other people would be alone.

>> No.8120401

>>8115805
thanks for the PSA, but I meant on 4chan.
then again, we don't like anything here. not even the hobby we're talking about.

>> No.8120411

>>8120379
kek no I actually wear problem glasses myself. The graphic is stupid, but saying problem glasses is easier than saying "large thick rimmed black plastic glasses". Problem glasses just describes a type of glasses, I didn't mean to say that all people who wear them are SJWs. So when anon said I forgot horn rimmed glasses I just posted that to show that they are included under the "problem glasses" definition. I should have just said hipster glasses, and that is what I will do in the future. .

>> No.8120448

>>8120089
>follow it and you won't look silly or odd.
Uh-huh.....

>> No.8120557

It wasn't exactly J-fashion, but I did see a girl with a group of friends in my mall, and while she was nicely dressed her outfit just screamed at me that she was a tumblr girl. It was the space print sweater she was wearing. "Look at that tumblr girl" I thought and yep, it was someone I used to be friends with irl who turned into a lesbian genderfluid special snowflake sjw tumblr girl. She used to be so nice, it's a shame she became so warped

>> No.8120679

>>8115437
That's not even NEAR a generic punk look. That looks more like scene fashion kids used to like back in 2007.

>> No.8121377
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>someone creates a thread criticizing shitty tumblr fashions because tumblr is too much of a hugbox to do it themselves
>/cgl/ tumblr crowd shits itself because they've just seen someone imply that you can't wear whatever you want and still be a perfect pretty speshul snowflake that everyone regards and admires
>sour grapes, sour grapes everywhere
>WHY CAN'T I WEAR WHAT I WANT AND GET THE SAME TREATMENT THAT PEOPLE WHO HAVE WORKED HARDER THAN ME ON THEIR OUTFITS DO WHY IS 4CHAN BEIN SO MEEEAN

kek

Looks like some people here are a little salty about being ita

>> No.8121400

>>8120557
A few days ago I was at the doctor's office and in the waiting room there was an older lady (~60 years old) wearing galaxy leggings as pants, big red cat-eye glasses and a light purple pixie cut. Grandma, no!

>> No.8121403

>>8115660
I have problem glasses, have had them for years. I just wanted a change from my thin frame ones when I got a great change of prescription that time.

I never wear them out tho, only at home. I like how weird they look, but I don't want anyone else to see it.

>> No.8121415

>>8121403
>>8120411
Aren't cat-eye glasses "problem glasses"? Also I don't know if it's just my shite luck but almost everyone I have ever met that wears those eventually turns out to be a rabid SJW feminist.
>be friends with girl, she was ok at first, slightly into fandoms and whatnot but no big deal, it's perfectly okay
>starts wearing problem glasses and unnatural hair colours
>slowly begins to transform into massive tumblrina, rants about privilege, argues with everyone on facebook, obsessed with gay people and rape, foams at the mouth at the mention of abortion*
last time I met her she moved to the UK, studies in Sussex on daddy's dime and has an army of SJW cronies. Also calls our countrymen 'terrorists' despite moving to an actual country full of actual terrorists.
Problem glasses: not even once.
(Joke aside, wear whatever you like, it was just a funny turn of events)

*in fairness, it's a huge issue in my country right now

>> No.8121425

>>8120448
**when compared to others wearing J-fashion.

Sorry, probably should have qualified it since we all do look like some flavor of deviant freak anyway to people who don't wear alt. fashions.

>> No.8122847
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>>8115805
>>8115739
I hate that tumblr completely took over having one side of your head shaved, they make it look so bad. That's been a goth thing for ages and now people think we're shitty tumblr-wannabes. I'd rather get Skrillex comments than this crap.

>> No.8122853

>>8115426
Just wear whatever the fuck you want.

>> No.8122913

>>8115660
Is this supposed to be a troll to make anti sjw's look bad?

>> No.8123022

>>8121400
That sounds... Liberating. I wish I gave no fucks like that.

>> No.8123074

>>8116575
>>8116658
>>8115715
>>8115663
>>8120379
>maybe if we're insulting and curse more people will take us and our opinions seriously...
Or maybe the exact opposite is true?
We could all stand to be more civil.

>> No.8123114

>If Tumblr wears it, I can't.
Most you have a sad life don't you.

I never understand what the fuck is Tumblr fashion anyway? Most of the fashion on Tumblr is J-Fashion to begin with, or heavily based on J-fashion. In a normalfag eyes all of you are already wearing Tumblr fashion

>> No.8123135

>>8121400
For some reason it being on an older woman makes me more ok with it. Like she has no fucks left to give. I'd rather see that than the "may I speak to your manager" haircut.

>> No.8123293

>>8120069
anti-sjws have been as bad as sjws
do you see how many anti-sjws fall for other troll sjw blogs on tumblr on a daily basis? just as fucking stupid as the whiny sj brats

>> No.8123400

>>8122847
I wasn't terribly well versed in tumblr culture before participating in a hair show and ending up with asymmetrical (one side basically shaved), unnaturally colored hair, I'd always associated it with goth and punk instead. Now I know and am constantly torn between loving my hair fuck tumblr trash and wishing desperately it would grow back out.

>> No.8123452

>>8121415
I'm into horror movies and hard core punk fashion, so when ever I meet someone else, I get excited but.. it never turns out well.
>meet girl who wears buddy holly type problem glasses
>she likes underground horror
>she wrote her thesis on zombie movies
>cool lets be friends
>be at a party
>mention some lesbian fan art that I'm ok with
>She freaks out
>what why is it wrong??
>GET YOUR LESBIAN PORN OUT OF MY ASEXUAL SPECIAL GENDER FACE ANON
>it's just cross over fanart I don't understand
>she starts waving her arms in my face
>she flips out over lesbian fanart
lmao. I still talk to her at parties but god she is retarded.

Idk what it is with people who need glasses but they are almost always stupid as in they have their head stuck up their ass with goofy SJW type opinions.

>> No.8123561

This board's obsession with Tumblr is extremely obnoxious. Yes, we get it; you don't like Tumblr. Now shut the fuck up about it. It's like the anti- Twilight people who went on about it harder than the fans.

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>>8116648
I never thought I'd actually see Peterick on CGL

>> No.8123589

>>8122847
Ugh. This. I want to cosplay Delirium from Sandman and she has one half of her head shaved and crazy colors on the other side, which I'd totally be ok with doing if it wasn't now associated with Tumblr.

>> No.8123621

>>8123561
the /tv/ board is worse actually