/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

> Get new brand bag in the mail
> Literally the perfect bag for my wardrobe, would go perfectly with most of my mainpieces and I love the originality of the design
> With all the taxes it costed me twice the original price
> The bag finally is warm brown
> All my brown pieces are cool brown, even brown elements on prints I own
> Tfw

>get proofs/preview back
>they're great

> thought finals would fall before the con
> schedule out
> one is Friday of the con and another Monday after
> mfw

>Face too feminine for cool guy cosplays
>Face too masculine for cute girl cosplays

why

>tfw I wish I could pull off the pretty boy look like Sailor Uranus

>>8254081
Learn to use makeup

>bf accidentally sends my engagement ring to his house instead of apartment
>his mom opens it and nearly has an heart attack

She knew it was coming, but not this soon! I find it hilarious.

/cgl/-related:
>ton of cosplay/Lolita shit to sell
>most not worn/opened from change of plans, etc
>too tired from work/school to take pictures
>need that money tho

>10000 non-anime cosplay ideas
>only 1 or 2 cons i want to go to that aren't anime cons

This is true suffering.

>>8254090
makeup can only do so much anon

>Put pet down yesterday
>Beat up af about it. She was my baby, gulls.
>But also got paid today
>Will probably overindulge in retail therapy

It doesn't REALLY help, but it makes me feel a teensy bit better. We are burying her today, though, so I'm a ball of emotion right now.

tfw when never will be a trap cosplaying as len(can't think of a more fitting gender for cosplaying as len)

>>8254081
>are you me, anon
It also doesn't help that I'm tall, so even though I can sometimes pull off cute girl makeup (though never as well as people who won the genetic cuteness lottery), the illusion is ruined when I stand up.

>>8254164

>>8254169

>>8254008
>face+body shape perfect for cute characters
>taller than all of my cosplay friends
5'4" isn't even tall; why are asians so tiny

>>8254171

>>8254176

>>8254043
Innocent World? IW's browns are a bitch to match.

>>8254157
I'm so sorry anon. Losing a pet is the worst. As for your retail therapy, maybe set aside a portion of your budget to drown your sorrows in now and leave the rest for when you're feeling a little better.

>>8254081
>>8254165
I feel
>manface, great for crossplay
>giant hips
>waist is 12 inches smaller than hips
>boobs are average-ish (34E) but look disproportionately large on my rib cage
I can never be a qt girl character because I have boobs and a manface. I can never be a sexy woman character because I have a manface. I can never be any male character because of my measurements. At least I'm 5'6", which is a pretty versatile and generic height.

>>8254097
CONGRADUMALATIONS!!!

>>8254101
Nobody gives a shit if you aren't cosplaying anime at an anime con.

>>8254164
>>8254169
>>8254171
>>8254176
>>8254182
Is that a boy or girl?

[spoiler] I need to know for scientific purposes [spoiler]

>>8254248


Its a trap

>>8254232
>the perfect bag for my wardrobe, would go perfectly with most of my mainpieces and I love the originality of the design
>> With all the taxes it costed me twice the original price
>> The bag finally is warm brown
Unless it's like Blizzcon or someshit???

>need to work on cosplay and have all the materials
>horrible tendonitis in both wrists and can't actually craft things right now

;_;

>29 days until cosprojects need to be done
>work stressing me the fuck out and sucking up all my time

>wait month for all Taobao stuff to reach FS
>one shop still hasn't sent my shit out ,even now
>send out the rest of the order because I need it and FS is charging holding fees now
>reached US customs
>cool
>"Inbound into customs" for 5 days
>packages usually out in 3 days max and reach me a day after clearing, since I live in Socal
>paranoia
>what if they've opened my order
>nothing bootleg in there but
>recall horror story threads of the past
>what if they confiscate something anyway for no reason
>what if they break something
>What if they leave something out
>what if it's just lost
Just soothe my soul and come to me already, package.

>been depressed for a while
>friend I had a crush on for years supports my shitty ass
>suddenly tells me he loves me
>turns out he's only been a bit lonely later and he just needs a girl
>still turned off every girl who confessed to him

I'm goddamn confused. And I'm supposed to be an adult.

/cgl/ related
>picked the habit of handsewing everything just to do something with my spare time
>suddenly 2 cons approaching, 3 new cosplays to make
>stress because I might not make it
>pick up sewing machine
>one of the cosplays finished in 2 days
>still 2 weeks till the first con
Well that felt good.

I'm failing my core courses, and I have no idea what I'm even doing with my life anymore. I've fucked up somewhere down the road. The only thing that's keeping me from killing myself right now is the promise to my friends that I would take them to Artist Alley this year.

>>8254008
>cheat on my boyfriend at a convention
>feel bad about it, don't want him to find out
>report the guy I had sex with for rape
>it's my word against his
>but I live in the UK so men have to proof they didn't rape the girl they slept with
>he can't prove it so he goes to prison
>someone sets up a fundraiser for me to help me, as a rape survivor
>all is well

Phew.

>>8254714
*prove

oops

>TFW Boyfriend is giving me liberty to decorate my room however I want though he's requested I don't make it underwater-themed "because that's dumb and you're probably only doing it because of kuragehime"
>he found a store that sells dressforms and told me that he'll pick up whatever one I want for our room so we can display my outfits on it.

oh such good feels. a bit down about not being able to jellyfish it up.

in other news

>Tfw boyfriend wont kiss me

terrible feel

>>8254714
Here's your reply

>>8254714
Smelling the bait from a mile away.

>>8254714
Good job sister. Fight that patriarchy.

>>8254741
>>8254742
I see /r9k/ is still here.

>>8254714
0/10 blatant vendetta, not even a nice try

>>8254740

Why won't he kiss you anon?

Also why does he have any say over how you decorate your room? Are you two sharing it?

>>8254787
> baito

>>8254791
Do you even know what vendetta means, you newfag?

mfw lolitas who play the violin, viola, cello, flute, clarinet, bassoon, oboe, piano, keyboard, harp, sax, trumpet, trombone, or guitar
mfw lolitas who sing

You are the best. Just letting you know.

>>8254812

Wew I forgot my maymay arrows. This is what I get for waking up early for just to say that.

>>8254800
>newfag
>been on cgl since before it was a blue board
Apparently I have to explain it to you since you don't know what vendetta posts are, newfag.
>>8254714 is a blatant vendetta post because it is clearly someone impersonating another person who has current drama. It's like if someone came on and made a post like that about Jnig, saying they had gotten fake tits, pandered to nerds for money, and lied about making their costumes. You're just anally annihilated because your pathetic attempt at starting drama didn't work.

>>8254193
Thanks, anon. I won't go overboard. I'm just sad and want some frills to make me feel a little better, ya know.

>>8254812
A-Anon, you're back!

>>8254819
I think the only one bumper bludgeoned here is you anon, damn. You're fucking mad.

>>8254812
H-how about cosplayers?

>plays trumpet and piano
>nobody looks attractive playing trumpet tho

>>8254819
Lmao, are you fucking autistic?

I don't even know (or care) what "current drama" you are talking about. I don't see any threads in the catalog with juicy "current drama". >>8254714 is just a blatant description of stuff that happens on every single convention ever, and has happened hundreds of times.

I think that you are the person whose the center of the "current drama" you mentioned and that's why you took it so personally.

>browsing Lacemarket
>see a Meta JSK that reminded me of one I had years ago
>search LM and Various other sites to find it again
>can't find it anymore, can't even find a decent worn picture either
>will probably never find it again in that color
>this was 3 weeks ago
>deep regret washes over me
Pic related. I miss this damned thing.

>>8254812
TFW when you're a classically trained singer and a lolita, but you have a ridiculously low voice.
Never gonna be cute.

>>8255100
Contralto lolita?

>>8254221
Haha, thanks.

>see semi-dream dress on LM
>look at bank account
>have juuuust under what I'd need to buy it
>payday is tomorrow night
>now all that's left to do is wait until then checking the listing literally every 5 minutes to see if it's still there

oh god oh god oh god

>>8255044
That's really cute anon

>severe anxiety and depression bullshit
>been working on improving myself
>stumbling and fucking up as I go along, but still trying
>parents lecture me about how I'm not good enough last night for like 2 hours
>shrug it off and keep making steps towards getting better
>go into school to use the databases there to actually properly research my shit for a change
>afterwards spend some time socializing with this group of people I've been slowly gravitating towards
>on my way back home someone suddenly turns right and I brake
>recently rained and shitty car so I keep sliding
>and sliding
>and sliding
>for like 100/200 feet before I scrape bumpers with this old lady just stopped at a red light
>humiliated, she reassures me it's no big deal because I did my best and the damages are so minor to both our cars
>traffic officers come and we exchange information
>spend around an hour on the phone further filing a claim for the accident I caused
>talk to friends a bit and try making some plans
>overhear dad telling mom to "just fucking leave them alone for one day, please."
>spend evening lurking like usual
>come downstairs to get a drink and grab the assignment I printed out
>"So when are you going to get a job Anon?"

the cgl thread where i posted all the feminist critiques and shit just got deleted by a butthurt mod. After being up for 2 days. Why are men so adverse to anyone challenging their position?

Haha, I win.

Just wanted to rub it in your face since I know you're gonna be in this thread now.

That is all.

>>8255170
you can't win by being pettier and more childish than the other, moron.

You have to learn the rules of the game and be better than them at it.

>>8255169
What's the post number?
Or was it purged from the archives too?

>>8255186
It's probably this thread >>8255170. Either way, both anons should get together and fuck their way out of their hateboners for each other.

>>8255181
I know man, there's a reason warriors talk with their fists.

>>8255187
>have sex with her
Even in the off chance she isn't a 400 lb legbeard she's already confirmed she thinks all sex is rape and likes accusing random innocent men of it for fun.

In other words, no thanks.

>>8255191
cheeky

>>8255203
women shouldn't have sex with u period imho

>>8255191
Warriors don't hide behind police and court systems.

Women aren't warriors.

>>8255210
u wot m9

>>8255186
>>8255186
it's still in the archives
http://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/cgl/thread/S8250071#p8255039

i wasn't done replying doe.

my last post:
>>8255145
i need reliable sources. meta-studies and peer reviewed journals are preffered.

I'm not doing your work for you.

I really, really wish sometimes I could kill people.

>>8254008
Sorry for ot but damn I have to whinge about this somewhere, anywhere
>going to have a colonoscopy in a few hours
>yesterday I was only allowed to eat until 2PM, given a fairly strong liquid laxative and told to drink plenty of water
>by plenty I mean powder laxative diluted in 1l of water followed by 3l of clear liquids like apple juice, tea or coffee
>literally PISS OUT MY ARSE the whole evening, can't get any sleep
>now have to take 1l of the same laxative+water mixture plus 0,5l of clear liquid
>the mixture tastes and smells vile, have to wear my swimming nose clip while drinking and massage my throat to get it down
>mfw couldn't manage the full 3l, no chance, too much tea even for me
jesus mary joseph and all the saints and apostles get me through this day, genuinely scared of renal failure at this point

I'm meeting other jfashion friends in a new country in a few days, gotta make it there somehow

> Want cute Asian cosplay boyfriend
> Try to meet Asian guys at cons
> They all cluster together in little Asian cliques
> Still try to make conversation
> No interest in socializing outside of their groups
> Will never obtain cute Asian boyfriend

Why they do dis?

>>8255335
What exactly is preventing you from doing.

>>8255156
>buy it now
>respond slowly
>give excuse that you're working on some school shit so your responses will be a little slow
>drag out conversation until tomorrow

>>8255156
Just purchase. By the time the seller invoices you, postage quote and all that jazz it'll be tomorrow night easy

>>8255455
why don't you try reaching out to them or is the autism too stronk

>>8255160
Oh god, I know how you feel anon. Genuinely making progress but it's never good enough. Don't worry about it, ignore their shit and just keep doing your thing.

>>8255475
It's fucked up is on pretty much any board here I can find people in a similar situation to us.
Like, this whole failure child thing is a common problem for anyone who didn't buy into the "everyones a winner" crap this generation.

Thanks Anon. I'm going to keep on going.
What bothers me about my Dad in particular though is how he's got the same issues I have, only he's mild aspergers, I think.
I mean he's socially retarded and comes off as insensitive and demeaning, when he genuinely just doesn't get it.
And I had to just explicitly ask him how he does it since he was going nowhere just repeating that he does it.

>>8254861
Tried the ol' 10 second google attempt to prove you wrong.

You win.

>>8255229
last one was purged from the archive
but I just wanted to say I don't know what the fuck is going on.

Are you the one saying guys getting raped by girls getting less punishment is a "myth"?
Because I know guys who got raped by girls and they just got mocked when they told authorities.

Either way, you're both fucking retarded, quit shitting up the feels thread and just exchange skypes.

>in shitty relationship
>decide to start respecting myself for the new year and finally dump loser bf after years of deluding myself
>meet a guy at a con shortly thereafter
>fun, funny, attractive
>cosplays my husbando

.../cgl/, I've never attempted to seduce a guy before, but I'm going to try to catch his attention. I've been trying to better myself lately and this is great motivation.

>>8255645
Just find out whether the guy is a shit or not, then straight up ask him on a date. If he says no, then he's a faggot.

>>8255645
What gives you the impression that you are fun to hang around, funny or attractive tho?

>>8255654
Lel. I bet this is a Beta Mangina Fedora Tipper / Respectful Nodder.

>random loser woman on 4chan says she's attracted to a guy
>B-M-F-T-R-N instantly tells her that if the guy don't like her, he is definitely a faggot because for sure the loser woman on 4chan deserved him and is too good for him

#KillAllMen

>>8255663
Whatever, nigger.

>Seriously obese
>Has every reason to lose weight, cosplays about 5/10 inches too small for me that I bought hoping I would fit into them later
>just cannot bring myself to lose weight

I don't know what's wrong with me. Every day I wake up knowing I have to do it and I exercise sometimes but I never eat right. Ever. I was able to use MyFitnessPal for like a week but then it all went to shit. I feel like a waste of life and it's not like I can just get rid of all the junk food, I live with 5 other people. I just want to be able to hold my head up high when I walk into a convention and not feel like just another fat weaboo.

>>8255645
>owari no serafu

And good luck too.

>>8255675
It's easy to lose weight by doing nothing.

I stopped going to my fridge every hour. I stopped drinking soda and replaced all my drinks with water bottles/cups next to me. Sometimes it's not the things you do, it's things you don't do (which as a lazy procrastinator, I'm great at). Calorie apps never worked for me.

>>8255654
He doesn't seem like a shit - he seems sociable, fun, has a good number of friends. Fortunately I have an excuse to run into him again soon, so I'll be able to talk to him some more...

>>8255663
We'll find out! Rein the autism in a smidge, /r9k/. All that hostility is bad for your health.

>>8255676
Oh hell yeah. Didn't think I'd see another fan on /cgl/... thanks anon!

tfw you win an Mbok auction for one of your wishlist dresses for only 3,000 yen

>>8255686
I at least avoid soda for the most part, I drink diet tea or water. But that makes sense, I guess. Did you lose a lot?

>>8255690
Congrats, anon! Which dress?

>First costume to really get effort put into it
>Almost cringe-thread bad, but I was proud of it.
>Talking to friend's (avid cosplayer) fiance at con
>Mention being proud to be in costume
>"Yeah, in a costume your mom made!"
>Could not sew, mother had made cape from secondhand wedding dress. Did not hide this fact in completion announcement.
>"Kidding!"

It didn't really sound like she was saying it to be funny, though. It sounded like she was saying it to hurt, which it did.

>Want a qt bf to weeb and couple cosplay with
>No not really just want 2d husband IRL
Wat do

I'll take the burden of waifung up all you ugly old hoes ITT

>be a tall masculine dude
>know some lolitas, cool people
>go to con with them
>have great time; enjoy fashion show, seeing e-famous people, loli drama etc
>for a long time feel like I can't be part of their world for I'm a dudely fucker
>decide actually, that shouldnt stop me if I enjoy this
>start looking into ouji and aristo styles
>I can be kawaii
>no
>I WILL be kawaii

>>8255689
>We'll find out! Rein the autism in a smidge, /r9k/. All that hostility is bad for your health.
I think you quoted the wrong person. The fedora neckbear trying to get inside your cunt is here >>8255670
>>8255654
he sure sounds like a nice guy so bookmark his posts if you ever need a friend. ;]

>>8255722
First step - don't be a fat male.

I'll post the next step after you lose dat weight brother.

>>8254421
Oh god me too anon. Same exact feels, and Fanime's about a month away for me. I take a joint soother and tumeric and wear braces to sew.

>>8255750
Thanks for the recomendation, friend. I'll be sure to visit /r9k/

>>8255474
I've tried, they're not friendly towards outsiders. Or more that someone in their group isn't friendly towards outsiders.

>forget to change top thread on machine
>topstitch green faux leather skirt with white thread
>didn't notice until done because shit lighting
>have to pick out thread and re-stitch through same holes

>>8255676
but it's generic shit and the anime is currently airing, did you expect it to be rare?

>>8255764
Considering that you're hitting on random anonymous posters on 4chan just because you think they are female, I am pretty sure you've already been there you fat fuck.

>Boyfriend cheated on me, I think.
>Not sure if I should break up with him over this or not.
>Should probably actually go to the police instead with this.
Halp.

I really can't follow the argument going on right now.

>>8255778
Cheating isn't illegal, I don't know what you expect the police to do.

>>8254198
Get /fit/ and cosplay as a badass woman mercenary.

>>8255779
You can follow me on Twitter @toraisix (toraishi666) instead!

>>8255774
Woah man, don't go around spreading lies, I've been in a 3 year committed relationship with my waifu. We recently discovered vaporwave and that shit is amazing.

>>8255663
Save the hostility for later friend.

This is a place for happy people not expanded butthole circus.

>>8255791
Obvious /r9k/ turd is obvious.

Only a male troll or a complete newfag would say shit like
>"[/cgl/ is] a place for happy people"

>>8255160
>>8254198

I used to worry about my weight and bodytype a lot too, but then I watched this really touching video and it taught me that all women are beautiful no matter what they look like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XssezLka--I

>>8255804
I love Critikal.

>>8255778
>>8255781
The problem is that I caught him masturbating...to little anime girls.

So not only did he cheat on me, he also is a pedophile.

A week or two ago I read on Cracked.com that there is a law in the United Kingdom that makes it obligatory to report all pedophiles to the police. So I'm worried that if I don't do it, I'll go to jail.

>>8255835
Does all the shitposting not tire you people
Don't you have school to go to or something
Genuinely curious

>>8255839
Have you considered that this might all be your fault for not being a little anime girl and satisfying him yourself?

>>8255835
This has to be b8. R...Right?

>>8255835
Have you considered that this might all be your fault for not being a little anime girl and satisfying him yourself?

>tfw you just got your first burando
>tfw you're wearing your first coord Saturday

>>8255743
you can do it mang.

>tfw we're gonna make it, bro

>>8255852
The part about some countries (including the UK) having laws that make it mandatory to report your suspicions (yes, suspicions; not actual proof or evidence) of men being pedophiles is true. If you don't and the man turns out to be pedophile and they find out you might have had reason to believe he is a pedophile, they can potentially charge you and punish you with up to 5 years in prison.

The only country in Western Europe that doesn't have mandatory "report the pedophile!" laws is Germany.

>>8254008
>tfw to muscular to crossplay

like I love lifting weights I do it erryday but I just cant pull off any crossplay

>go to meet
>talking with new lolitas who are at first meet
>getting to know them
>holyshit is this girl hella tumblr
>wearing super OTT coord in dead heat of summer
>everyone else in relatively casual outfits due to excess of walking for meet
>jumps straight in and introduces herself as demisexual femme-pref with gender neutral pronouns
>continue making polite conversation, in the hopes that she's just a bit young and overeager
>someone brings up efamous lolita during discussion, mentions liking a recent coord
>newgirl huffs and puffs and rolls her eyes
>"Ohmygoddess. She's just too tumblr to function, I can't stand her. She's soooo pretentious and fake."
>mfw

>>8255393
Well, everything went relatively well. Got my booty plundered by a big black man and I'm tripping balls atm so there's that.

Now for a more on topic question, what hair colour looks best with mori? Some shade that can go well with earthy tones perhaps?

>>8255229
Hey, I remember you.

You're that ultra-commie guy who always used to come here and post pictures of that pink haired cat girl thinking that you were whiteknighting fair /cgl/ maidens from misogyny, but ultimately they all told you to fuck off.

\ e /

>tax refund came in, time for burando
>a dream dress on mbok oh boy oh boy
>about to contact SS when stupid me finally realizes the auction ended days ago
>well fuck
>guess I'll take a peek at LM
>same dress is up for sale

It was a little more expensive, but I can't ignore a sign like that. This is the first piece I can cross off my list of dream dresses!

>>8254740
Get rid of that mouth herp anon

>>8255691
Lost 30 pounds. Then lost another 10 when I actually started cardio/portioning my food.

>>8255464

Good question. Laziness, probably.

>>8255607

This is why I'm convinced that people with things such as high functioning ASD and down's will never be good parents.

Imagine as a kid having to deal with that fucked up shit. I know I'd have turned up fucked up.

DAMMIT USPS GIMME MY GOSH DARN PACKAGE.

>>8254577
>not having a job to cover for con tickets and cosprojects
>not having friends to perform group cosplay

>>8255835

>>8256290
You wouldn't happen to be waiting on an Amethyst wig, would you?

>>8256336
No, it's a knitting machine part. I swear US customs has been slow as balls. I had a package sit in the NY one for over a week. :/

>tfw bf reserved my dream dress for my birthday
>keeps commenting that the process is sketch as fuck
>tfw I kind of feel guilty for asking for this dress
>but gdi I really want that dress

I promise when I start working I'll pay him back. I feel kind of bad but he's not annoyed, just a little weirded out by the process. And I don't blame him.

He got the e-mail today and it was kind of funny they said "Mrs. Boyfurando, your invoice is ready!~"

>>8254740
>boyfriend giving you permission to decorate your own room
>not even full permission to decorate YOUR room how YOU want because he thinks your interest is too stupid
>same asshole won't kiss you because ???
Jesus.

>dealing with legal issues with my family
>family all hates each other, won't cooperate
>trying to make everyone happy while still getting shit done
>stressed as fuck
>retail therapy and stress sewing all evening, every evening

I'm not buying large things, just lolita accessories and browsing auctions for dream dresses, but I shouldn't be spending the money anyway. At least I'm making progress with cosplays. I just wish my bickering family would fuck off and let me do the things that need to get done instead of trying to drag me into their bullshit. Thank you, weeby hobbies, for soothing me in these troubling times.

>buy a piece of casual j-fashion clothing from someone
>negotiate a price, a bit higher than I ideally wanted but oh well
>seller soon messages me with a pic of a receipt from the post office and wants an extra $5 because she underestimated the shipping cost

It's not unreasonable to refuse when we had decided on a price beforehand and she just went ahead and shipped it anyway, right?

>>8256388

Personally, I think it's a bit rude and not very organized.

As a seller, if I make a mistake on the shipping, I eat the cost. It's my fault for not negotiating with the buyer beforehand and checking postal prices.

>>8256381
Holy shit, anon, I'm in a very similar situation right now. I haven't started that stress buying, but I can feel it coming. I wish you the best.

>Spent almost $100 in stuff online for the last con I plan to attend
>Accidentally send all but one receipt to the wrong email address

>>8256388


Its not like they can force you to pay tehm anyway. Just refuse.

>>8254301

Why do you feel the need to wear chick's clothing?

I swear to God the world is going crazy.

>>8256282
Same person you're quoting.
It does fuck you up.
It took me forever to get used to how he doesn't mean any offense by what he says.
I get that he's trying to help me, but fuck I've started counting how many times he repeats himself when "lecturing" me, want to know how many times he told me "you can't do this forever"?
17
17 times in the span of like twenty minutes.
He isn't helping at all when he does that, it's just beating in a point until you fucking memorize it word for word.

>>8254812
a-are drums kawaii too anon?
>tfw not moe enough to cosplay ritsu and post videos of me drumming on youtube

>>8255977

Why do girls hate pedophiles so much? We're not hurting anyone.

> exams exams exams
> stress eating
> all my weight loss progress slowly disappearing
I need to stoppppppp.

>>8255835

Having an attraction to little anime girls is not illegal. Being a pedophile is not illegal.

You are required by law ot report any suspicion of child abuse, not pedophilia. That would be like reporting someone is gay. Its not a crime.

So unless you've seen your boyfriend putting his dick in a kid somehow you have nothing to report.

>>8256513
Well, fapping to underaged drawings is illegal in some places. Namely where I live. Guess anon will have to check the laws herself.

>>8256513

Forgive me for asking, but are UK laws any different? They seem to take a more paternalistic view on porn in general (see: their recent ban on producing porn with certain criteria).

I just want a qt /cgl/ gf to dress up and shoot me in the back of the head. Bonus points and extra payment if Asian.

>>8256536
Ok.

>>8256536
buy me burando and i'll do it.

>>8256537
What are your stats?


>>8256547
>burando
Sorry, newfag here. What is that and where would I find it? And are you asian?

>>8256052
What's this adorable gif from?

>>8256329
Why do you hurt me so, anon

>>8256513
>Having an attraction to little anime girls is not illegal.
Actually, in the UK, it *IS* illegal to look at drawn (anime) images that could be considered child pornography.

Notice that I said "could be considered". If they found actual loli hentai on your computer, you're going to jail no doubt, but it doesn't end there. If the old shriveled cunt judge thinks that the in-universe adult/schoolgirl anime character looks like a little girl then it's child pornography too.

This also applies to former UK colonies (i.e. some guy who was entering Canada from the USA was arrested, prosecuted and put into jail - despite Neil Gaiman standing up for him in defense - because they found images of teenage anime schoolgirls with **PANTYSHOTS**). Fucking pedophile had it coming.

>boyfriend of 8 years wants to help with cosplay
>i tell him sure
>then proceed to yell at him every time he picks something up
>i tried

>just barely too big to fit into most brand jsks
>start eating healthier/ exercising
>waist getting smaller slowly, going well
>thought I might loose *a little* off my bust
>nothing. still a solid 98 cm

I just want to wear all of those cute IW jumperskirts guys, that's all

>>8254182
Heia Norge

>>8256592
You have to let him do small tasks that you can fix if you need to so you can let go of some of that territorial he's-gonna-ruin-my-cosplay-oh-god feeling.Then you'll either see that he's competent, or, like in my case, you'll find out that he can't cut straight strips of fabric for your ruffles without complaining, asking for help repeatedly, and making them wonky. We're going to pick out some simple projects to do together for the sole purpose of him learning.

>>8256502
Women tend to hate anything that reduces their own sexual value.

>>8256388
Refuse.

Especially if it's from an online store or auction site, ebay and amazon especially. Those get cheaper prices on shipping from online label printing by extreme amounts.

I am often am way under my shipping amount and overestimate the discounts and if the seller is too retarded to print a label it should not be a liability of the consumer.

Plus, it's $5, I've eaten shipping charges over $70 when I've had issues. That person can go fuck themselves.

>>8254164
Bring your ass over here Len-chan.

>>8256549
>what's burando

>>8256577
gokinjo monogatari

>>8256549
I can't even think of a witty reply to this. I'm just flat-out amazed.

>>8256699

some positive feels today

>met a guy via online dating (don't ask, don't judge)
>decided to not hide my power level
>he's not even a quarter of my level
>likes what I do and now thinks about gaining some more power with me

gulls, even tho it's hard out there for us, sometimes it's just awesome to show off our full power level. always be your fucking self, always be true to yourself.

>After 6 months of nothing, finally found a job!
>Yay!
>But it's 1 hour and a half away from my city
>And the schedule is terrible, working night shifts every two days
>Will be away from boyfriend
>And, worst of all, it will compromise the construction of my new cosplay for a major competition

I'm happy, but I'm also really afraid of what will happen.

>uk heatwave
>reaching 25c/77f with 9% humidity in places
>usually 10c/50f
>people literally dying
>americans and australians laughing at us because "wow das week huehhheuhh e cum live in florida for a day hhehuhehhehueheuh"
>murder.jpeg

its almost like different countries are used to different climates or something

>cgl related
i feel too gross and sticky to work on my cosplay

>>8256905
*90%

>>8256905
People are seriously dying in those temperatures? How?

>>8256938
People died in the higher temperatures, above 26C and around the 30C mark. Which I guess is weak to people from hotter countries, but it's because people aren't used to dealing with those temperatures in the UK. People dehydrate, stay out in the sun too long, don't wear sunscreen etc. Not to mention that due to living in a usually cold country, air conditioning is not common at all in people's homes. It's so stupid to other countries, but a few hundred people have died from heatwaves.

>>8256938
>used to a different climate
>houses are 50% insulation and small
>clothes are suited for rain and wind
>thick quilts
>no air con
>no private swimming pools
>temperature climbed 10+ degrees in less than a week
>indoors is often hotter than outdoor temperatures due to how buildings are constructed
>old, babies and ill people are seriously at risk of heatstroke

its nasty and muggy and sweaty dont make me quote statistics at you anon

>>8256905
77f is really nice weather?????
It's not even humid what.

>>8256637

>/r9k/ "redpillers" are pedophiles because they know they have no chance with a real woman

What a surprise!

>>8256947
I can understand getting heatsick when you're not used to it, though I guess if people don't have air conditioning they can't just get out of the heat and that could lead to people dying. It still just seems really preventable, a way that people in a first world country shouldn't be dying from.

>>8256952
we're situated relatively near the north pole you tard we're used to cooler temperatures and high winds

>>8256952
To be fair, the UK is humid, plus they're used to temperatures being in the 50s.

>>8256962
That looks like nice stable weather.
> mfw when it shifted from -10C to 20C in a week while I was at home sick

>>8256964
The OP said it was 9% humidity, and that is not humid.
I get that some old people would die etc, but if you stay hydrated and open a fucking window youd be fine...
>hurr durr we don't have suitable clothes
Literally just take off your coat and wear a t-shirt?

>>8256905
Has it already hit some places? Aw shit I'm so hyped, I love hot weather!

>looking forward to May expo even more now!
>one cosplay quite revealing, will feel amazing to wear in blazing sun
>other is fully covered, turban, muscle arms, face paint, ears and maybe a prosthetic

>bring it on

>>8256955
Who said I was a pedophile? I was just answering their question.

>>8256973
They corrected to 90%, which is humid as shit. It's like walking into Satan's tea kettle here in Florida when it's that humid.

>>8256973
Maybe they don't have windows in Britain.

> have cute boyfriend of over a year
> recently meets this chick with a stupidly obvious thing for him
> they hang out at one con together and she takes about 40 pictures of him, offers to bring him food every time he says he's hungry and constantly comments on every thing he posts on social media
> really annoying but it's not like she's sending him nudes or making a move on him
> i cant just tell him not to hang out with her because I'm possessive
> still want to fight this bitch

>>8256980
Dude my AC was broken and it was like 10 degrees hotter in my apartment here in Miami than outside. (80% humidity and like 85F) I was dying but I sat naked drank water and opened the window.
Like, come on, it should be common sense on what to do to deal with this.
>Oh no I have moderate humid weather :(
>I forgot to put on sunscreen and drink water!!!
>We don't have pools like you other people!!!!
suck a dick man.
>>8256983
kek

>>8256983
They don't have ACs, actually.

>>8256584
Good thing I fap to stuff like bible black.
Shit may be fucked, but there's no denying those bitches are prime and STACKED.

>>8256987
Well why aren't you the one offering to bring him food and all that jazz.

>>8256987
Is she not aware that he's taken?
I wouldn't straight-up tell him not to see her, just tell him that her behavior makes you uncomfortable and he should be aware of any passes that she makes.
(Throwing in that last part because sometimes people have no fuckin idea that they're being hit on and accidentally respond in a way that might show interest)

It's also possible that he's completely aware what she's doing and is just riding off the attention and free food.

>>8256905
nigger I live in fucking Finland and even we are used to those temperatures. Come the fuck on.

>Americans shitting on Brits about hot weather when the UK is geared up 99.8% of the year for rain and cold weather

>>8256987
Do what >>8257005
if you've actually snagged a nice catch he'll understand.
You're not being unreasonable in saying this bitch is getting way too clingy to someone taken.

They could also be just one of those shitters on social media compelled to like and comment everything someone does.
I know a guy who's like that for most of his friends, some people are just weird with social media.

>>8257005
She's not really doing anything all that horrible so it'd be kind of petty to tell him not to see her.

>>8257004
Because I don't live close enough to bring him lunch every day. We hang out all weekend together, usually.

>be me, fattychan lolita
>post random selfie Lolita shot on Tumblr, don't realize it gets a bunch of notes
>meet someone on BS of Lolita
>that person comments on the same picture on fb to say that because of my picture on tumblr I gave them the confidence to actually wear Lolita too.

I'm struggling to start lifting to look better in cosplay, but the weights room at my gym is always full with people from the university up the street and I absolutely hate working out around 10+ people... Gonna get some dumbbells or some shit for home but it probably won't be as effective. I just want to tone up cause this videographer fuck at cons keeps calling me "thunder thighs" and thinks he's just playing around, but it hurts bruh

>>8257052
If he calls you thunder thighs, just take him aside, and explain to him that you don't see his comment as playful teasing and that it is hurtful. If he's not an asshole, he'll stop.

>>8256987
Sounds like she might make a better girlfriend than you.

>>8257052
CRUSH HIM WITH YOUR THIGHS

>>8257057
that's for him to decide, not you

>>8257064

Seriously, this.

>>8257056
Multiple people including me have told him that, but he keeps doing the same thing... I hear he has problems doing this with a lot of other girls too. He's been slapped and yelled at apparently, but I'd rather put my energy into bettering myself.

>>8257070
Well she's the one worrying about him getting stolen away, not me.

>>8257073
But but >>8257064

>>8256976
>turban, muscle arms, face paint, ears and maybe a prosthetic
What is it??

>>8257073
Guess he's just autistic. Anyway goodluck with your thighs, Remember what Tyrone said

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf4rk8Lz5xY

>SQUATZ AND OATZ = BIG GAINZ

>>8257052
If you change, you're just making him think that his opinion is worth something. Fuck him.

>>8257098
No, don't fuck him. That'll make it worse.

>Con pictures are up
>I look fat and ugly in all of them

>>8257046
Aww Anon. You're really cute! What dress is that?

>>8257101
But fucking him would be the perfect opportunity to crush him with her massive thighs.

>>8257120
I feel that feel anon

>>8257077
I'm not really worried about him being stolen, I just don't get my kicks from watching people thirst after my man.

>>8257120
I'm feeling that feel right now

>Computer I built is starting to get old
>Video card can hardly run anything
>Boyfriend with high paying job offers to buy me a 970 when he gets his
>Refuse out of politeness
>He asks if I'm sure
>Try to tell him I really want it but more excuses of why I don't need it come out of my mouth
>He eventually gives up and just buys the one for himself

Even though he could totally afford two I just can't let myself accept expensive gifts from people no matter how much I want the item.

/Cgl/ related
>Started eating smaller portions and healthier food
>Haven't worked out a lot but finally losing some college stress weight
>Can almost fit into my old dresses

Feels good man

>>8256977
You are a pedophile. You implied that men are more sexually attracted to little girls and that makes real women "worried".

>>8256699
i love this gif please use it more

>>8257168
I never said or implied that, nor did I use the word "worried".

>>8257161
>GTX 970
>3.5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IghcowGhRBc

>>8254097
email? I'll check them out when you get pics

>>8257161
Diet is more important in determining weight than exercise.

>>8257168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5Y18Ch0sPs

>>8257216
>explaining his desire to rape children as fatherly instincts

That's the patriarchy for you, everyone...

>>8257315
>implying your talking to the same person
>implying I just didn't want to post a funny anime scene between Cowtits and DFC

>>8257122
Thanks! It's Singing in the Rain by Precious Clove

>>8257168
I'm sad that I missed out on teenager sex, but girls under the age of 18 annoy/piss me off.

>>8257348
they still dont want ur creepin ass.

>>8257348
Women of all ages piss me off so it's okay.

Dumb little fucks.

/r9k/ is still here?

>>8257505
Did they ever leave?

>Birthday in a couple days
>Dropping hints that I want a 3DS because my older DS models have been broken for years and my games are just sitting there collecting dust.
>My friends would let me play on their's sometimes,I got hooked and really wanted fire emblem: awakening and animal crossing: new leaf copies of my own.
>Older sister tells me that all I'm probably only going to get is $50 birthday money
>welp at least I can blow it on cosplay I guess

everything is fine

>>8257512
> not saving it to buy a 3DS yourself.
why

>>8257512
Do you not have a part time job/save any money?

>>8257520
because life
because clothes
because things

>Birthday is in a couple days
>No friends except online ones
>Family doesn't do the whole present thing after age 18
>Haven't received a single present for the past couple years
>Live paycheck to paycheck so I can't even afford to make myself a special dinner, nor make a cake


>>8257512
Happy early birthday to you too, anon.

>>8257521
I've attempted but the area I live in is a small shit hole and there aren't that many jobs here

>Believe me if I had a job I wouldn't ask my parents for a penny
>I'm moving in with my sis soon to a better area so I'm hoping for the best

I know complaining about some nintendo plastic is petty tho
Not having a job to buy your own stuff is hell, get a job kids

>>8257512
Dude get MH4U we'll play together just save that cash

>>8257512
>>8257530
>birthday is today
>mom made a dessert for me night before
>feel depressed because I just work and have no friends anymore
>enjoy a short hour alone after work listening to music and eating some gelato I saved for my birthday
>both parents get home from work and dad immediately starts shit talking my mother and arguing with her
>mom keeps trying to get me to go out for dinner but I know I'm just going to be miserable and keep telling her no
>dad gets pissed and leaves saying he doesn't need me to go out for dinner, comes back later and throws the dessert my mother made into the trash

This is actually the second time he's thrown away a birthday cake my mom made for me.

>>8257512
>>8257530
Ayyy happy birthday, fellow April anons!

Mine's on the 22nd and I have an all-day exam then, as well as the day before
oh well, at least da wired me 50€ via Western Union, cheap ebay rubbish here I come

>>8257530
>>8257549
>Birthday a few months ago
>I'm their only child that turned out well
>Receive essentially whatever I want
>Live at home going to school, happy to have that 4.0 and transferring to RIT soon
>mfw sad stories like these

I may shit talk those hippies I call my parents a lot, but damn anons.

>>8257530
Hey man, happy early birthday to you as well
>>8257549
Happy birthday anon! I'm so sorry that happened to you ; ;


I'm no iron chef but if I could I would totally bake both of you some nice cakes ( and bring balloons and party hats for everyone)

>>8257549
You know what to do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X9tQZFzijc

>Be British.
>Accidentally touch a woman's shoulder while walking and minding my own business in a narrow street.
>Notice she has blue hair.
>"Uh oh."
>She screams "RAPE!!" and calls the police.
>Policemen find me and arrest me.
>I have no evidence of not raping her since there were no witnesses.
>In the UK, this means I'm going to jail for rape for 6-10 years.

Should I kill myself now or...?

>>8257512
Why not sell your DS with games as well as something else you don't need as much, add in the $50 birthday money and buy a 3ds? Cheer up! You'll get to play your AC eventually, come here and tell me your friend code when you do so I can add you.

>>8257567
I avoid the colored hairs but one time this gay thai dude at a local thai restaurant was my server with green hair.

Wasn't that bad honestly.

>>8257567
Serves you right, you filthy cis male scum.

Even if you didn't, there are six billions of unreported rape cases for every "false" rape accusations. And it's not even false really. What matters is her feelings; if she felt like you raped her by touching her shoulder, then you did, actually, rape her.

Fucking scum.

>>8257530
Do you have an amazon wishlist, anon? I'll buy you some lip balm or something if you like

>>8257574
>>8257567

http://strawpoll.me/4140419

>>8257581
Trick question. Women don't have feelings.

>>8257570
hey that's a good idea and I definitely will when I get it, eventually ; ;
Thanks anon you're too kind

>>8257576
I don't have a wishlist, but thank you for offering. I appreciate the sentiment.

>>8257549
Happy birthday, anon. Sorry your dad is such a cunt. If you need somebody to talk tonight, or just want somebody around I'll be here all night.

>handsewing a cosplay
>get done with one of the tops, try it on.
>hear a snap

>>8257608
Ask your boyfriend for a bit of his semen to glue it together. It always works.

>>8257567
gimme gimme
chicky tendies
be they crispy or from wendy's
gimme gimme
chicky tendies
GIMME GIMME CHICKY TENDIES
GIMME GIMME CHICKY TENDIES
GIMME GIMME CHICKY TENDIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>8257608
Was the fabric stretchy?

>>8257601
At least make a cake sometime, better late than never

>>8257628
Fuck off, we do not tolerate male Pepes on /cgl/.

>>8257638
Male pepes are the only pepes. Stop stealing our images and terminology just to complain that your boyfriend only bought you a 23 karat diamond necklace for no reason instead of 24 like you wanted and now you're thinking of leaving him.

>tfw birthday's coming up again
>spent it alone last year because boyfriend was busy
>year before my parents had some of the neighbor's kids my age come over and literally had a pity party for me, they never talked to me again after that
>I want to celebrate it this year but I only have on friend and we aren't really that close so I dont want her to feel obligated to come or feel awkward or anything.
>boyfriend is going to be busy this year too

At what age did birthdays stop being fun and just started to become miserable.

>tfw I probably won't be able to go to cons or cosplay for a while

Adult responsibilities like worrying about moving into my new apartment and getting that squared away are much more important, naturally, but still, it stinks. I've got all of these cosplay ideas bouncing around but I'd rather not throw cash at them or cons until I'm sure that everything's settled.

But on the positive side.

>tfw I've lost ten pounds!
>people at work have noticed, confidence boost!
>let's keep on going! I've got this!

>>8257628
>filter this image
>look at how many images I've filtered

I can't stop laughing because this site is such a shitcan

>>8257530
I can't say I relate to you consider I actively avoid trying to do anything when it's my birthday.
The most I ever do is just order good pizza, besides that the only thing I ask is to be left alone.

>>8257651
>>tfw I probably won't be able to go to cons or cosplay for a while
Good, you're ugly and old anyway. No big loss.

I always disliked your appropriation of Russian culture.

>>8257654
How did you do that specifically?
I haven't bothered filtering images yet, but I think I'm going to start having to with these things reaching critical mass.

>>8257651
https://youtu.be/YgHNtzxO0y8

>>8257649
NO! I'll talk about GBP and how mommy will listen to what ever I want or new daddy Tyrone will see how I get when I'm angry......and mommy doesn't want him to see when I'm angry...........

>>8257650
/cgl/ is an 18+ board.

>>8257668
I'm turning 24, fuck off.

>>8257674
>neighbors kids my age
>I'm turning 24
>they were ~22
>kids

>>8257674
Your mom had neighbors come over for your... 22nd birthday?

It's time to be assertive and make new friends, anon. You're a grown up.

>>8257661
Filter image md5

>>8257674
okay then you need to learn to socialize and make friends, and also look at moving out if that's an option, it's harder to live your own life socially if you're with the 'rents still.

>>8257674
Also at least ASK yoir friend if they want to hang out, I don't know what piece of shit friend would get irritated about being invited to hang on someone's b-day. At worst they're busy, but at least you tried.
Also unless your bf is traveling cross country I don't see why he can't make time to get food with you, or even better celebrate with you the following weekend.

Deleted and reposted to avoid confusion and need for further clarification

>tfw birthday's coming up again
>spent it alone last year because boyfriend was busy
>year before that, my mother had the neighbor bring over their son and his friends to celebrate my birthday Though we got along they avoided me completely afterwards, makes sense, since they were only hanging out with me out of pity in the first place.
>This year I want to do something but I've only got one friend (shit at socializing) and I don't want to make her feel pressured to spend time with me since we aren't that close
>boyfriend is going to be busy this year too


Sorry for the deletion, I have such shit communication skills and I said "kids" instead of "my mom's friend's son and his friends" for simplicity and you guys seemed to misread the whole thing.

I just don't want to spend another birthday alone. And I don't want a pity party either. I'm just bummed about it the whole ordeal.

>>8257683
>be assertive and make new friends
not everyone has the social skills available to. You're just being overly condescending over something I already feel like shit about.

>>8257691
I've been out of my house since I was 20 years old. my friends went away to college/moved I work in a closed environment and am not currently taking any classes. I've tried making friends at cons but it never works out for various reasons.

>>8257695
My Birthday is on a holiday week so its always posed troubles for me.

I'm not going to magically make a best friend who opens up her schedule for me soon, so even though its months in advance I'm already feeling shitty about it.
Best I can do is plan something for me to do on my own.

>>8257724
Why are you shit at socializing? Is it the nerves or what?

>>8257777
really, cause it sounds like you want cgl to throw you a pity party.
No one here wants you to be miserable anon, but you don't make friends or get people to spend time with you by being that damn pessimistic. Stop feeling so sorry for yourself, and make the best of things. At least your family seems to care about you! Go have a fun day doing whatever like on your own, then go eat nice food with them and watch movies or something. And your boyfriend should owe you a raincheck for the following weekend.

>>8257794
Shit at communication so everyone just thinks I'm dumb as a rock
Also I freeze up in social situations. it sucks.
And when I don't freeze up I overstep boundaries because I'm just so damn excited to meet someone who I don't freeze up around- I'm working on this though.

>>8257813
Holy shit are you me? Minus the last point.
That's why I don't have any friends offline and only have two online ones. Social anxiety sucks.

>>8257813
Ah, I can understand that.

It took me a lot of time to feel comfortable with my small group of friends and I haven't made any new ones in a long time, it's awful.

>>8257777

You could... ask her if you want to do something for her bday?

Like seriously, it's not that hard.

You're not asking her to move the world. Just "Hey, I'd like to do something for my birthday, what do you want to do?" is a good start.

I know this can be anxiety inducing, but seriously, it's not as big of a deal as you're making it out to be.

How did you get a boyfriend anyway with those amazing social skills?

>>8257818
You seem to post anonymously just fine!

>>8257818
Now imagine being a guy and not even having a guaranteed boy/girlfriend

>Be single for 3 years
>Really want a boy/girlfriend at this point because I'm lonely af
>Look for qts at conventions, facebook, etc. no ones attractive to me
>Meet girl at a con recently
>Talk online about stuff we're into, etc
>Oh my god, I really really like her
>Constantly spill spaghetti but she always makes it ok because shes super chill

I don't know what to do because I haven't done this shit in a long time. I don't even know how to flirt without constantly flinging spaghetti, but I really like her and I just don't know what to do.

>Working on costume with friends
>One suffers from major only-child syndrome, everything gotta be about her
>I’m pretty chill with her it never bugged me and we have the same interests
>Talking around about whatever while we work
>Bring up sometime about skin cancer at some point
>Only-child friend goes on about how she knows everything about it and I’m totally wrong about having a chance of one day getting it
>Despite the fact she is aware of my family’s history with it
>Whatever okay this is just what she does
>Week goes on, carpool with only-child back from classes
>Keeps asking me for rides home, then driving anyway
>Annoying as fuck, but she says she slept in and missed her buss, so I don’t care too much about it
>Slowly I begin to notice how frustrating she is to deal with
>Hear she was talking about me knowing nothing about skin cancer to another friend of ours for god knows why
>Whatever, I’ll just distance myself from her, no biggie, just need a break
>Go to a doctor’s appointment because I had noticed a patch of skin on my leg that was odd
>It needs to be removed and tested for cancer
>okay
>Next day Only-child asks me to drive her home from class
>No biggie she gives me rides sometimes too it’s chill
>Car gets backed into by a distracted driver, taillights and bumper ruined
>No longer have a car to drive
>Really upset about all of this happening, weekend plans ruined because I won’t be able to get anywhere
>Talk to her about it in class, show her pictures, feeling really down in the dumps
>”Oh that’s too bad anon, but have you ever seen that little dent in my car”
>Goes off about the little scratches and dents in her car
>Getting so upset I want to cry
>Go through day feeling shitty
>Wake up next day feeling better
>only-child texts me
>”Are you driving today?”
>really
>Work on costumes later that day with her
>She somehow gets red paint on my white fabric
>this is it I’m going to cry
>Ask her to leave
>Cry
What a shit week

>>8257813
>when I don't freeze up I overstep boundaries because I'm just so damn excited to meet someone who I don't freeze up around
For me it's because I'm a shutin thirsty for social interaction so whenever I meet someone that's nice to me I go into hyper mode and chat away, to a point where people actually think I'm naturally bubbly and super friendly (I'm friendly, but nowhere near as chatty and excitable).
>tfw you can tell I was bullied as a kid
I'm surprised I'm mentally stable at this point tbh

>>8257832
>How did you get a boyfriend anyway with those amazing social skills?
pic related

>>8257818
shit sucks yo.

>>8257849
Oh boo hoo

>>8257857
jesus i didnt even know skin cancer could be genetic.

>>8257864
Oh yeah you also get no sympathy for anything and are sometimes even viciously hated for having the exact same problems.

But by all means girls keep crying about your "social anxiety", not like any of mainstream society will ever disagree with you.

>>8257876
I'm a dude, dude. I just enjoy laughing at guys who whine about no girlfriend.

>>8257858
>For me it's because I'm a shutin thirsty for social interaction ...
this. I was just too embarrassed to say it. I'm too pushy its offputting its like "Holy damn I'm not scared to talk to you and you're nice, you. me. friends. now. contact info, give.


and with being bullied, I feel like it causes a lot of my social anxiety. I get flashbacks of that shit everytime I talk to someone.

>>8257849
Now imagine being a girl and not even having a guaranteed boy/girlfriend.

That's even worse apparently.

>>8257883
Why would imagine something that's impossible and has never occurred in human history.

>>8257886
there are old bittys.

>>8257886
>constantly bitches
>wonders why he's not attractive to either gender

>>8257886
This is like watching a retarded dog have a seizure or something

>>8257881
I feel you.
I also get attached to people easily for the same reason. I got burnt severely in secondary school because of it too, had friends I thought I could tell everything to only for them to end up first avoiding me, then making fun of me for it and talking shit behind my back, so.

It sucks because you really should learn to pick your friends no matter how desperate, but at this point I've gotten comfortable with being alone and reeeeeally careful around people so it's no big deal to do so.

>>8257889
>entire thread of girls whining about "problems"
>point out not only do guys have the same problems but even worse (as in actually having an effect) and also get mocked for having them
>"I know, I'll prove him wrong by mocking him!"

So what exactly were you going for with that?

>>8257888
What

>>8257911
i forgot the name of women who never marry

>>8257904
women have worse health problems so it evens out

>>8257914
Willingly choosing not to be in a relationship despite countless offers doesn't count.

>>8257914
spinsters

>>8257919
no its because they are really offputting,like a wet fart.

>>8257931
So they had their guaranteed significant other and threw it away by being awful people.

Still doesn't prove anything

>this fuckin guy

>>8257943
no,they were born that way.

>>8257947
I'm just so confused why somebody would tell me to imagine being a girl and not even having a guaranteed significant other, when this thread has multiple girls complaining about their horrible, life ruining social anxiety, yet every single one of them still mentions their boyfriends so casually like its just a default law of the universe that they have one and unthinkable that they could ever not have one.

>>8257981
guys will fuck anything.
its not a problem with females, but a problem with guys being desperate enough to fuck everything.

>>8257987
Then why would someone tell me to imagine it as a woman when they still have it better in every possible way

>>8257981

>>8258005
Man you whine like a bitch too

>>8257987
except super uggo females.

>>8257849
Men who whine about not having a girlfriend are the worst scum on Earth. You are not even real men. Real men are feminist. A feminist would have no trouble finding a partner.

>>8258005
>25
>never had a guy who wanted to fuck me
>never had a boyfriend
>mfw this chucklefuck claims every girl is guaranteed somebody

>>8258017
>22
>never had a girlfriend
>incredibly happy I can spend 18 hours a day by myself doing fun shit

I bet he's going to ask you to date him now, watch out!

>>8258017
Your problem is that you look like a white skinned version of the man in the picture you posted & that you were born a man.

Guys who want to fuck self-titled "women" who were born as men and basically look like men with a wig (penis included) are just very rare.

You gotta actively find them instead of waiting for one of them just to appear out of nowhere and lovingly suck your female penis.

>>8258017
That'd be real sad if I didn't already know every girl who says this actually has been asked out, but just turns them down and then doesn't even count them because they're "undatable".

>>8258024
same goes for ugly men.the world is a big place neckbeard.

>>8258033
The problem is that what you say is simply not true.

No one wants to fuck an ugly male neckbeard, especially not women.

However, there are men who would fuck an ugly male neckbeard who "identifies" as a woman and wears a wig / makeup on his still visible neckbeard / female clothes, etc.

>gotta move out for uni soon
>can't imagine being away from my mom
>not even far away, just an hour or so
>constantly worry over mom, even when it's for something small, like groceries
>too emotionally attached and dependent on my mom, terrified about the idea of not being able to see her daily

i'm a fucking baby and i have no clue why i'm so attached to my mom. it's proving to be a giant pain but i don't know what to do about it.

cgl related
>want to start cosplaying again, stopped for about a year or so because got extremely busy
>pretty much fell out of the con scene and cosplay community (not that i was involved much in it in the first place)
>lost pretty much any presence i had in the scene but don't really want to delve back in
>want to go to cons and cosplay but not alone
>just want to have fun and make friends i actually enjoy being around but not sure how

>>8258014
>inplying

>>8258032
I know I'm just gobbling up this bait, but nope. Never been asked out once.

>tfw I actually want a chubby guy with a lot of hair to wrap his arms around my little body and feel safe with him

>>8258037
keep telling yourself that you lazy shit.

>>8258046
>little
400 lbs isn't "little" hun

>>8258051
;^)

>>8258045
it works the same way reveresd

>>8258054
Oh sorry. Did one of you limbs rot off and now you're only 350?

>>8258057
>>8258051
You're not even trying anymore.

>>8258055
No it doesn't. Women will only be with an ugly guy if he's rich. And even then its not comparable. Women just need to be born women but a man has to work hard to be rich, and even then the girl will always just be using him for money and plotting to marry and divorce him asap then run off with some good looking guy.

>>8258075
sure thing broseph.

>>8258063
Better than actively trying to avoid relationships like you.

Cause there's really no other way for a girl to be unwillingly single

>>8258081
You cannot find even one example where a girl is with an ugly guy who isn't rich or different race than her.

>>8258103
because iam on my phone.

>>8258108
>not knowing how to save pictures on a phone

Alright, this is what I look like.

I'm 22 years old and I never had a girlfriend.
They always tell me I have a nice personality and all that; they just don't want to date me because they view me as a friend.

Tell me, what did I do to deserve such treatment?? I never call women whores IRL, but they are, simply put, whores.

80% of women will gladly share 20% of the "Alphas" (douchebags) rather than have monogamous relationships with nice guys with style like me.

Feminism is cancer.

>>8258110
You look like some inbred little shit from UKwanda.

>>8258110
Clearly bait, but this guy looks fine and has a cute smile. He'd look even better without the Justin Bieber cut though.

>>8256497

Yes drums are kawaii! I'll add them to the list!

>>8254861

Yes cosplayers are kawaii! I'll add them to the list!

I want a /cgl/ orchestra!

>>8258110
This is so bait no one can possibly look this awful

>>8258117
>a hot guy like that couldn't possibly have trouble getting a gf!!

It's unbelievable. You are like a religious cultist fundamentalist. I gave you proof your God doesn't exist and you're like "NO, that can't be!! god does exist!!".

>>8258123
Nice try but you already called me cute.

>>8258110
Its always so annoying when I have to dignify these "I'll pretend to be him and post a dorky looking guy and post the most obvious stereotypical caricature of his viewpoint lol" with a response but sadly I know people will probably fall for it anyways

>>8258110

Your problem is that you look like a nerd man-virgin who plays video games all day long.

A girl can just tell an inexperienced & misogynist man just by looking at him. It's like... a pheromones things or smthing.

Lose your virginity and maybe girls will like you.

This was fun for a while, but went downhill real fast once he stopped trying. Quit trying to milk him and call it a night.

>>8258136
Nobody wants to milk you, loser.

That's why you're still a virgin.

>Cosplay makes me look like I have a big gut

I fucking hate loose skin.

>>8258110
>Reverse search
>Visually similar images:
>niggers
>disfigured men
>the bath salt cannibal victim
>some obese guy in a leotard dancing

>>8258136
I never stopped trying. Everybody else did once they pretended to be me and then stopped replying. Theres no counter to people taking advantage of the threads stupidity.

Fuck this week is so fucking tragic
>my boyfriend's neighbors were killed in a fire. thank fucking god his house didn't catch on to the fire, I know, but shit people died
>my friend's mom was murdered
>her dad is also dying of cancer
>I'm on the other side of the country and I really don't know how to comfort her because jesus christ how can you comfort someone over the phone HOW THE HELL DO YOU COMFORT SOMEONE WHOSE MOM WAS MURDERED AND WHOSE DAD IS DYING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

(to make it /cgl/ related, it seems like customs is not giving over a dress of mine. I'm not really all that concerned about it right now in light of all that's happened this week)

>>8258189
Do you not live in the land of the free?

>>8258154
Google obviously personalized your results to your sick and fucked up tastes.

>>8258189
Damn that's some brutal shit.

>>8258189
#JustNiggerThings

Also
>>my boyfriend
serves you right, you entitled cunt.

>>8258233
Yes, I am black, so what?

>>8258203
Nah. I live in a moderately well-off Asian country. (hah, so specific)

>>8258233
I'm not...black?
also
>>entitled cunt
go away, virgin

>Playing ToME
>Have my best character ever, amazing drops
>Still can't beat the game
>Now I am reminded that ColossalCon is coming too fast

Hate it.

>>8258309
Well no worries about being specific, just found it odd. Your country doesn't sound too well off though! Be careful out there.

>>8258309
She didn't call you black. She called you a nigger.

SEA monkeys are niggers, the niggers of Asia.

And yes, I can tell that you're a fucking subhuman SEA nigger.
I don't care where exactly you are from at all - it's all one huge shithole that should have been Japan's colonies like planned in WW2.

Behead all SEA scum.

>>8258309
>go away, virgin
Also it's funny that you make fun of virgins when every one of them could pay you 10 dollars to cum inside your rancid SEA monkey cunt, since your entire family of 12 Monkeys could live for 12 months from 10 American dollars.

Go eat a banana, filthy pinoy cunt.

>>8258312
Thanks, anon.

It really is though, which is why these events hit me really hard. I've never had anyone I know get into a fire(let alone die in one) before, and I've definitely never experienced having someone I know be murdered. These things just don't happen, you know? Especially not within a week

>>8258321
>>8258326
Sometimes I forget I'm on 4chan when I browse /cgl/. Thanks for reminding me, anon

>>8258333
Mad SEAmonkey scum. *throws banana at it*

>>8258329
Yeah, in my country I obviously hear of horrible things happening but never even remotely close to involving me. Can't imagine what it's like.

It will be tough but you will get through it!

>>8258329
>These things just don't happen, you know?

Yeah, they definitely do not happen, you know.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2375605/
oops, they do cuz seamonkey gonna seamonkey lmao

>>8254714
Are you Aihoney?

>tfw you play with your periode blood

>>8257621
Anon, you might be on to something.
>>8257629
Yes, actually!