/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>8275612
How is that umbreon at all. Why

>>8275633
Because it's black. Obviously.

>>8275612
omg this just came up on my facebook feed from some convention fb group

>>8275612
i dont know much about makeup but

is that supposed to be cheek contouring?

>>8275650
>some convention fb group
Welcome to the usual skill level of the North Carolina cosplay community.

>>8275760
I will give this to her: The lines are clean.

>>8275755
You do realize that's from a mirrorless makeup challenge right?

>>8275779
I was going to say, this isn't half bad. I'm guessing she actually does a pretty good job of it with the mirror.

>>8275779
Doing makeup half decently without a mirror isn't hard. There's no excuse for the overly dark foundation, the shitty contouring, etc. "No mirror lol IMA use black to contour my face."

No. She is 9/10 awful at makeup to begin with.

>>8275795
>does it for an online challenge
>isn't actually going out in it
>HURR DURR SHE SHOULD'VE DONE BETTER SHE'S SHIT ANYWAY

Go on somewhere with your vendetta, anon.

>>8275795
I know a good amount of people that can't put makeup on at all without a mirror. Everyone is different, just because maybe you can, doesn't mean that others can.

>>8275795
t-that's the joke, anon. if they do it really well it's not funny

>>8275837
Anon doesn't have a sense of humor it seems.

>>8275819
Oh my god her face looks like a potato

>>8275837
silly anon, you know cgl doesn't like fun

>>8275819
Wrecking my waifu like this is unacceptable

>>8275819
I feel bad for finding this cute.

>>8275795
oh shut the fuck up.

>>8275764
sweet jesus. i have seen hell.

Lolita makeup apparently

youtube com /watch?v=JIA2d2B0j_w&app=desktop

But then again photoshop makes it beautiful.

I don't understand how makeup is this hard for these people. I mean, I only bust out the full face and go completely all out on special occasions which is like, maybe a handful of times a year. And I'm nowhere near this bad.
You'd think people who do it often and for attention would you know, just generally improve?

>>8276510
that is a make up artist's work on someone else ( she went to school and everything)

These people make me so sad. I mean, it's not that difficult to get good at makeup. Especially when you cosplay regularly, because you get to practice and have time to improve. I mean shit, I went from not knowing how to apply mascara to being the designated makeup artist in my cosplay group to being hired as the head makeup artist for a popular haunted house in about a year.

Shit people this isn't hard.

>>8276510
Is their nose broken or did they just put on the makeup that way?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Hb_EITMMXk

>>8276600
>DIY Eyeliner out of M&M's?!
>smearing chocolate on your eyelids

I'm afraid to click.

>>8276600
When I was a kid I'd wet the red candy M&Ms and rub it on my lips to satin them like lipstick, but I never tried to put it on my eyes as eye makeup. Even as a kid I knew that was just friggen stupid.

>>8276600
Ignoring the fact that this is a ridiculous idea fulls top...why wouldn't you just use a chocolate that doesn't have a candy coating?

>>8276600
It get's better. Ever wondered how to use Oreos as mascara? She's got a video for that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL0k6VhuaME

>>8276600
I saw this in the related... just when you thought it couldn't get any worse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL0k6VhuaME

>>8276667
>>8276668

This is amazing. Holy fuck. There's not even anything in it to keep it from molding/hardening so it has to be rewet to use. Holy fuck.

>>8276667
>>8276668
Oh my god. Just... Just straight-up rubbing alcohol and peppermint Oreos. Oh my god. If that got into your eyes, that would hurt like a motherfucker.

The comments on those videos are incredible. Half are people telling her she's likely to get an infection because bacteria feed in sugar.

The other half is people defending her because "It's all natural food. Have you never worn a fruit face mask?!"

>>8276680
Stare long enough into the abyss
And the abyss stares back

>>8276674
What the fucking hell, these people are really stupid it enrages me!

>>8276428
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIA2d2B0j_w&app=desktop

I'll be honest and say I kind of like it. Just blend it a little bit more and it would be perfect. She's on the right track and I think the look would turn out nice on photos.

>>8276698
>>Not using a white powder to prevent looking like a sweaty betty
>>sticking out her tongue, looks weirdly like an intestine coming out of her mouth
>>Uneven lines and blotchy eyeliner

If she didn't have a naturally pretty face shape this would be a complete disaster.

>>8275764
T-This is a joke right? I mean, no one would post such an awful photo online, right.... Right? Everything about this is fucking awful. I don't understand.

>>8276667
her music and editing is fucking disgusting

>>8276725
>implying this is not a complete disaster

it's so horribly applied it even hurts

>>8276866
and I mean that not even her naturally pretty face can save this from being a train wreck

>>8276680
i spit food everywhere
why does she look like that
i cant stop laughing
help me

>>8276680

>>8277005
i lol'd

>>8276680
>>8276987
She's a model (a real one, btw) name Masha Tyelna. That pic was from here
http://forums.thefashionspot.com/f52/masha-tyelna-february-2007-march-2010-a-54413-73.html

and yeah, that's how she looks like

>>8276683
does she have a thyroid problem?

>>8277026
holy unfortunate genetics, batman

>>8277026
It's obvious that her eyes are liquified to look that large.

>>8277057
Google her man. Every picture she looks the same. it's creepy.

>>8277026
she looks like that hobbit from lord of the rings

>>8276070
Oh my god yes this girl!! The dress is much worse but I've been too lazy to post it...

>>8277005

>>8277026
reminds me of the new catwoman on gotham.

>>8277080
she's a qt

>>8277088
4u pedo

>>8276600
>>8276667
holy shit leave it to fat chicks to associate food with every goddamn thing in their lives

>>8277193
i was literally about to say this

>>8276668
imsocool
itsliketheindiansmakingmakeupfromberries

Holy hell...

>>8277076
ouch she's really stretching them open, she must have fuckloads of wrinkles when she's not.

>>8276600
>>8276652
>>8276667
>>8276668
>>8276672
See, I've used makeup with cocoa powder in it, but not the chocolate. This is like the bootleg bootleg of a bootleg of the too-faced chocolate eyeshadow palette.

>>8276600
even ignoring that actual eyeliner is like $5 and she's using mnm's,

why is she using mnm's and not normal chocolate melting chips?

she's retarded.

Make some mascara out of almonds and kitty littler!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSrLyU9gop4

>>8277233
at least it's not fucking oreoes.

>>8276600
my stomach turned

>>8276600
Why would you not just USE THE BLACK EYESHADOW

Dip the fucking brush in some water and boom., You don't even need to buy eyeliner.

>>8275658
Most of them are shit, but we do get the FanDames out of it.

>>8277233
The way she says "almond" makes me want to punch her in the throat.

Also "silvered" almonds

>>8275760

>Thumbnail doesn't look so bad
>Expands image

>>8276428
I don't see what's so bad about this.
It's nothing phenomenal, but it'd look pretty good if she got rid of the drawn-on fake crease.

>>8275819
Gah, with so little changes this could be cute. Move the lower lid's eye shadows up and tone the the amount of shadow there down, and tadah. Maybe some contouring around her face too? But considering this is probably a Shingeki-cosplay, it's refreshing to see no contouring for once (even if she could use some on her nose)...

>>8276895
Honest to god, the make up is ok it just doesn't fit that face

>>8276698
Like >>8276725 said, do you really think that greasy white make up, uneven and blotchy eyeliner looks good? (seriously did you see when she applied it on her eyelid?) And that countouring on her nose... I think the photo looks good because there is photoshop, but the video kills me. Think about all the weebs trying to replicate it and making it look even worse.

>>8275775
The fuck are you on?

I cannot fucking handle "silvered" ahl-mands

>>8276674

>All natural
>Oreos

Ah yes, the fruit of the Oreo Tree. My favorite tree. So natural and beautiful.

>>8277790
The harvest looks bountiful this year

>>8276600
B-but microorganisms would fuck your eyes up...
>>8276680
*x files theme plays*
>>8276683
oh
oh no
>>8277224
I think this person put on some candy too

>>8275612
omg, every fucking time I'm like "Did you use crayons!?"

>>8277088
she kind of looks like the Splice creature

>>8276180
WHAT THE FUCK

>>8276180
Misleading thumbnail at its finest
God damn I got seriously spooked when those two windows stared directly at me...

I...
I don't even know.

>le
>2015

Yeah, I don't know if it just me but...
just look
>http://koushiheaux.tumblr.com/post/111449484693/to-those-of-you-who-asked-dandacosplay-this-is

>>8277026
>inbred

>>8278521
so many people fuck up freckles so bad it's like they've never seen a freckle in their short, stupid lives

>>8278521
>>8278528

>>8278528
I have a face full of freckles and I always wonder when I see these freckle disasters if this kinda shit is what they see when they look at my face? Do they have eyes? Do those dashes look right to her?

>>8275612

>>8278547
yes

>>8278488
>tumblr transboi
>cosplaying free
>topless

I don't understand.

>>8278470
Its supposed to be a Lichtenstein comic. This sort of thing. Old school printers couldn't create light colors like flesh, so they applied a halftone or stipple to create a lighter intensity of the dot's color.

>>8278591
yeah, but it stills looks like shitte
I've seen nice Pop Art-esque make up but THAT is just a trainwreck

>>8278591
Are you fucking retarded? Obviously that's what it's trying to be, everyone realizes that.

>>8278488
>being around topless boys makes me dysphoric
>but I decided not to be
>HECK THAT
wow it's so easy to turn off the dysphoria guys, transgenderism is cured!

>>8278488
And this is the kind of people who are representing us out there...
My stomach hurts.

>>8278617
what a roodypoo

>>8278617
Did you even see the picture??
It. Looks. Like. Shit
That girl should feel bad.

>>8278624
>>8278488
>I'm totes a boi u guyss
>Like I'm a trans prince
Ugh, WHY
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US

>>8278488
honestly they could've at least added nips?

Anyways there's got to be a cleaner way of doing fake pecs, you can still see the bandages in the nonedit.

semi-related but still funny

this is an acquaintance of a friend
I hope I never run into her in person at a con

>>8278713
>that fucking suction cup

>>8278718
haha oh wow i hadn't even noticed that till now
good eye, anon

here's another one

So all I got to say here is I'm glad I grew out of this phase I was in because I so wanted to be CyBeRgOtH and I had a thing for DJ Sisen. Well, here's a picture of me that I found from like...7 years ago.

>>8278761
You poor thing

>>8275764
no ... please .. no more

>>8278713
the thing I'm most confused about are the snowflakes
are they lit up?
did she braid a strand of christmas lights into her hair?
it this a Cosplay you can only wear while plugged into the wall?
I have so many questions

>>8278713
Fuck I can't stand that girl. She added me as a friend after a con and has harassed me. Now I have to deal with her at another con

Found this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAYRUVDBOTk

An old Michelle Phan video and oh god what the fuck is she sticking on her face

>>8278984
The idea is cute but she just executed it kinda horribly. too much of everything.

>>8278984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmHLtB69bcc
I remember that tutorial causing a lot of drama since it was ridiculously similar to a petrilude tutorial. Which was also way prettier.

>>8277005
Ayy lmao

>>8278963
It's kind of edgy, but well done. It looks good on her. It seems like she is covering a lot of acne or something else on her nose and near her chin, but it's good work.

>>8278480
This wouldn't be so bad if not for le eyebrows

>>8278963
what's with the texture of her nose?
the makeup seems well applied, just questionable brow shape choice (and unfortunate jaw)

>>8278488
>mfw I know this cosplayer
In person he just wore a jacket at all times.
The second pic on his Tumblr is a bunnysuit!Haru. I don't know what to say.

>>8278984
that looks really itchy ):

>>8278984
It's fine until the part where she uses the lace to apply the white pattern under her eyes, afterwards it just goes downhill so fast.

>>8276600
>>8276667
>>8278984

>>8279183
After watching all of these videos, I had to wash my eyes.

Part of me wants to say "it's fine" cause it's Ursula, but this application looks so crusty and messy.

>>8278713
tfw, I hang the same light-up snowflake decoration during Christmas time. They're exactly the same thing, you can even see the rubber bits that stick to the glass
Why

>>8278488
>>8278624
>>8278625
>>8278641
I'm so sick of the tumblr fakebois, honestly.

>>8279241
whatever part of you said its fine needs to be buried deep down

>>8275612
some guy was messing around on /fa/

>>8278748
>female marvel loki
>gold duct tape
>can literally see that whatever the fuck by her chin is made from cardboard and tape
>that fucking awful eyeliner
>the stupidly obvious photoshop everywhere

holy fuck, this is the epitome of shit

>>8278521
The freckles look like sprinkles

>>8278984
Is it safe to put all that shit that close to falling in your eyes????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyzavGI7NAs

By the chick with the Oreo mascara and the M&Ms eyeliner...

>>8278963
I like it. Especially the eyebrows, I love eyebrows with unusual shapes.

noice

>>8279134
>>8279858
White knights behold your princess.

>>8279987
can someone explain what's wrong with this??

>>8279987
it's not my cup of tea but it looks well blended and sharp.
nothin wrong with this

>>8277790
(US) Oreos are actually considered vegan because there's so much sugar and additive in them that there's no animal product at all. Kind of the opposite of all-natural.

>>8278547
I'm guessing they've never seen freckles up close.

>>8280249
>>8280254
I'm not knocking the concept of it, but it is neither well blended nor sharp. It's mediocre at best.

>>8280254
>>8280249
It looks nasty and like some kind of Homestuck OC.

>>8278488
She would've had better luck with nipple silicone pads.

>>8279241
The poor unfortunate soul.

here's some shit

the thing i love most about these is that the person who did the makeup thought highly enough of their face and what they did with it that they thought it warranted taking a picture and posting it online for all to see. that is my absolute favorite part of all of this

>>8279858

>>8280501
This is edgy, but looks like clean work to me.

>>8279987
>One positive comment
>Get called a white knight
Calm down, anon. I still think the first picture is ok despite this trainwreck.

>>8280501
this looks clean, no complaints really

>>8279987
I don't get it? I like unusual eyebrows and I'm a WK for that? yeah sure. This one is pretty clean and well done too, like another anon said not my cup of tea, but it's well done. Get your vendetta out of here.

>>8280501
I'm such a sucker for ayubutts (i'm the anon that likes unusual eyebrows) but people say she started to be an ass some time ago?

>>8280510
>>8280567
The eyelashes look like they are crudely drawn on.

Those eyebrows and overly shooped face

>>8279372
????
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/32%22_Waist_Chan

>>8279372
>>8280735

>>8280738
It has to be!

I feel sorry for people who have weird bumps (moles?) on their face. I know one can only do so much to hide them short of surgery.
I don't want to stare, but, I do.

>>8279372
I'm not sure what offends me more, the make up or the shirt.

>>8280711
Jinx doesn't even wear trashy red lipstick.

>>8281018
If it makes you feel any better, it looks like fleece so it's probably pajamas. Still pretty tacky though imo.

Jessica Rabbit make up test

>>8281091
Why do people never learn how to cover up their brows correctly? There are more steps than "Smear forehead with gluestick"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hp5AmKNPbKQ

>>8281091
Something is wrong, is it me or did she draw her eyebrows REALLY high up?

>>8278480
Those fucking brows.

>>8279187
you sure it wasn't when she added that insane amount of gold flakes..'cause that wasn't cute.

>>8281091
She should learn how drag queens cover up their eyebrows because this is a crime against humanity.

>>8278712
> mfw live in AUS
> mfw $144 is about the cost of 2 urban decay pallets.

>>8278984
Did she actually put gold leaf all over her face

wtf

Also
>lace paper

Nigga that's a doily

It's like, it could almost work, if she did it in a completely different way, and applied everything better.

>>8279882
hahahaha wtf

>>8278761
You look a lot like I girl who once was in my class. She also wanted to be cybergoth and look like DJ Sisen.

>>8281091
Why would you put your eyebrows that high up anyway.
Also
>uneven lipstick

>>8279372
There's a regular at my work that seems to have recently come out as trans and she's going by a more feminine name now. She's come to the bar I work at wearing makeup a couple of times, but typically really light stuff not really applied that well. I've seen her Facebook page because of her being friends with other people that go to the bar that I have friended, and her profile picture is of her wearing awful heavy makeup. Total drag queen stage style. I just really want to put makeup on her correctly in a way that suits her, because she actually does have a pretty delicate face that could pull off light makeup and still reasonably pass.
>tfw a lot of trans women give me this feel but I don't want to be condescending or give them dysphoria

>>8280711
I'm actually way more worried about that wig, wtf is that shit

>>8278984
fairly cringey the whole time, but I didn't truly lose my shit until the liquid eyeliner happened

Elphaba...I think?

>>8281251
So who is gonna take the flight down under to tell these ausfags that ud is expensive everywhere

>>8281849
This is true. $144 is only $20-30 more than I'd pay for 2 palettes if I included tax.

>14k followers
>shitty, caked on makeup
Hmmm

>>8281091
So much of this is so wrong, but her liner and lashes look really nice to me? What a waste.

>>8275658
Well shit, and here I was getting excited for Hoshicon, my first con ever.

>>8281091
>>8281750
B-but their eyebrows are right there!
>>8282049
Her expression is what gets me. It looks like just as the camera went off she decided to try for the half-smile.

>>8275612
"swag Spock"

>>8279241
I think that if Ursula would be an old drag queen this works perf

>>8282065
As long as you put some effort into your costume then you're guaranteed to stand out. No lie, one year at Animazement I saw a fat guy doing a half-assed Mr. Popo from DBZ with included blackface and no one said a word. You also see Party City wigs here and there and a lot of underaged weebs in gawthick lawleetah or homemade costumes held together by the grace of god.

>>8280990
My entire life. :'(

http://youtu.be/thZtmUfJ89g

don't we all just love this look

>>8282093
but why

>>8278488
>tfw these fuckbois are representing us at conventions
I want to throw up.
I'm a transguy myself and anyone on tumblr who says they're a "prince" just sets off a warning signal to me.
Also
>I was dysphoric but decided not to be!
Because that's totally how that works, amirite?

>>8278488
>>8282397
Christ, is it a thing for tumblr transboys to call themselves princes? I have 'prince' in my handle and I'm really tempted to change my url now. Urghhrggh.

Have some attack on faun makeup off instagram as apology for offtopic.

Okay I probably should have scrolled a little bit further for a photo to post because what the hell.

>>8282195
>>8282293
>>8282294
Yo, can you keep it /cgl/ related?

>>8282366
idk i found her on another website
shes also apparently a superliterallywho or whatever they call themselves and her profile belongs in the cringe thread
she talks about violently stabbing anyone who talks shit about supernatural

>>8282468
>>8282465

>>8282554
>superwholockian who threatens people
That doesn't surprises me anymore... and it scares me.

Mascara chan's channel is kind of a goldmine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIylMoAU45U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB2UgxSDc2E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3I5gq-4IKc

And bonus bad hair tutorial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buJFMHo-i3w

Is there like, ever a time for fawn makeup? Some tacky part of me thinks its super cute but I don't just wanna slap it on for no reason.

>>8282600
Make a legitimate fawn cosplay.

>>8282569
Is she considered a chav?

>>8282554
link pls

>>8282468
Not gonna lie. This looks pretty cool because of how clean it is, but definitely, please... Please not for cosplay.

>>8281091
>>8282055
I agree with the liner and lashes, but everything else is a train wreck.

>>8279882
>>8279987
>>8280390
Don't even know WHAT the hell is happening.

>>8277769
Colorblocking can sometimes be difficult and I still stand by what said. At least it isn't messy and smudged like other examples, but not a good look for Miku. I just think her application is at least clean.

>>8282600
Nope, there isn't
it's a cheap fad to gain attention and you should not ruin your cute face with tacky dots and dark foundation.

>>8282636
nobody cares

>>8282569
Eeeeew crusty spider legs!!

>>8275877
More like a nylon stocking stuffed with like four or five of them

>>8278488
That blue lip stick is not helping...

>>8277026
Is that a humanized Chucky?

>>8276597
the makeup's just that way

>>8278528
those are supposed to be freckles?
I would have never guessed that in a million years

>>8282869
Everytime I see pic of that particular cosplay I think that Haru is going through Hypothermia.

so Hypothermia Mer!Haru

Makoto doesn't look bad imo

>>8282607
She would be a lolsorandom scene kid

Search Devvo if you wanna know what a chav is :) it's not her haha

>>8282600
If you're dressing as a deerperson for a renfaire or some shit, maybe. But Fauns aren't even actually deer, so no, probably not.

>>8281927
>>8281849
As an ausfag, I would like to say they were under exaggerating. We pay more like $80 for a single UD palette.

>>8278480
I like the part where it's a make up tutorial for a character who has never been seen without a full head helmet. Just so people can get the non-existant look?

>>8282465
Yeah, I'd change my url if I were you.

>>8282569
She's so fucking dumb and refuses to take any concrit, I can't handle her videos.

>>8282049
>mfw a friend of mine knows this person
>is apparently trans
>every time I see them no effort is made to not look like a blatant chick

Why

>>8280595
Ayu quit dressing in skirts and fell off the face of the earth after quitting the street fashion scene and stopped wearing cute clothes. I know there were some people sending him hate for a little bit when they realized he was a cis male? That's the gist of what I know though...

The pink underneath reminds me of allergy season.

>>8283528
>those unkept eyebrows

>>8283581
Bless you anon for bestowing upon us quite possible the most relevant gif to anything ever.

>>8276667
"I wake up in the middle of the night and eat Oreos. I always have at least 50 packs of Oreos hidden under the floorboards. I love those fucking Oreos so much I desire to absorb them into my very essence through my eyelids."

the wig and dress are good but christ who told her that those eyes and stripper lipstick were okay

>>8283681
>two sets of lower eyelashes

>>8276180
>>8276680
>>8276683

guess i'm not sleeping tonight

>>8283681
She jumped right on the bandwagon I see

>>8276667
...I love that she sanitized the container first before putting the Oreos into it to later put into her eyes. Because a bag of Oreos that someone repeatedly shoved their grimy hands into and then into their gaping maws is totally safe to put on your eyelashes which will immediately flake into her eyes once it dries.

>>8277076
looks like a fucking alien

>>8278480
The facial expression somehow just grosses me out.

>>8277233
I feel like she's a more put-together version of Miranda Sings...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7QMR8uN6_0

>>8282465
If it wasn't attack on titan it would be so cute

>>8283681
I hate how I would feel bad for cosplaying Rose since I got into SU really late and now all the Rose cosplayers only get hate.

>>8284606
I'm not hating on her, I think her cosplay is rather nice, it's just that she made some REALLY questionable makeup decisions.

>>8279987
Show me a less shite picture, the blur and stupid glasses hide a lot of what makes this so awful.

>>8284606
Well its more about her makeup (not to mention she's just an awful person in general) not the character she's cosplaying

>>8284581
This is hilarious.

>>8284606
PP gets hate regardless of what she cosplays. You should be fine cosplaying Rose.

>>8284580
She's trying to seduce you
RUN!

>>8284701
Share the drama, anon

>>8283681
I think the look sort of suits the style of the show, but it definitely could be a bit more subtle and the lipstick isn't applied very well

>>8284746
Whats her full name or is it PP? I don't even know who she is. ...I kind of think she looks pretty..

>>8284784
PP stands for her user name "psychedelicpaprika" also known on this board as drunkroxy
>>8284746
Diff anon, but from what I've heard (correct me if I'm wrong):
>She showed up at a Homestuck meet, drunk (underaged drinker) and then vomited at said meet,that's why she's also known as drunkroxy
>She's also a scammer and liar, the people who've commissioned her either never receive their commission and/or never get their money back. I recall an anon a while back who mentioned they did get their commision but it was poorly done and just outright awful.It had appeared that PP was ignoring their several emails and spending the money on cons and cosplay. However they pushed PP for a refund but only got some of their money back.(I wish I had the pic of the commission, it was atrocious)
>she also clings to the abusive dildo queen herself, mostflogged. (like takisiski) she's trying to feed off of her attention and fame and I think it's working

aaand that's all I got

>>8279105
Oh gawd I love Petrilude. He taught me how to do some amazing makeup. I was the talk of the school thanks to his zipper tutorial (in a good way, it looked pretty great for a high school freshman's).

>>8283680
>tfw i almost choked on an oreo reading this

>>8279846
D'ose non-green ears...

>>8283681
skinny girl cosplaying a fat chick

>>8284900
Please, fat people cosplay skinny characters all the time.

>>8284822
Yeah, you pretty much summed up everything I was gonna say. She's also just super rude and arrogant.

>>8279846
You have to admit, the opening is Oscar-worthy.

>>8284903

>>8284900
It's past your bed time Tumblr

>>8284906
Yup, she's almost a lolcow

>>8284900
kill yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSFBOU6P8U0

I don't care if it's not makeup, this needs to be posted.

>>8278963
and
>>8279987
Are two different people though.

>>8284900
She's also not THAT skinny. She's the inbetween. My guess is 150-160lbs.

>>8284988
.....

Must be a crayon so that I look edgy! Her hair is naturally straight. Ffs.

>>8284900
Rose Quartz isn't even fat doe. When she isn't knocked up with Steven, she has a really clearly defined skinny waist and wide hips. Maybe a bit of pudge, but she's pretty much just a big fuckin' woman. She's not the obese speshul representashun tumblr makes her out to be.

>>8284988
That is the most ass-backwards way of straightening hair I have ever seen.
And I imagine it's hell to set up if your hair is anything above wavy.

>>8284988
either way her channel makes tons of money so you can't really hate someone for being successful

>>8285021
lmao I haven't even seen SU tbh. I just see what I see all over the web

>>8285041
>you can't really hate someone for being successful
Yes you can

>>8285021
She was fat as shit when she first met Steven's dad what are you talking about.

>>8285751
Size XXL teeshirt too.

>>8284822
Tfw you're friends with Taki.

>>8278761
Damnit Shyen.

>>8276895

Feels like a female Joe from Family Guy

Apparently her friends keep saying she's their "headcanon" Makishima...

>>8285979
Eyes like that look so fucking ugly and unnatural. i I don't know the character tho but i can guess that's not how they look

>>8286011
>yfw the character is a pretty boy with the smallest most normal looking eyes in the series

>>8286011

>>8286013
>>8286014
How can anyone fuck up that bad

>>8286019
I know this is overused but, tumblr. Seriously, flowercrowns, useless uguu and kawaii desu bois are tumblr as fuck.

>>8286013
>mfw horrifying makeup
>extremely out of character
>asked her followers if she should get a PO box so they'd send her letters and shit
>said she'd considering selling prints

I found her looking through the yowapedacosplay tag and I've already seen to much

>>8286026
*on instagram

have fun

>>8286026
This just looks like someone with a horrible disease. Like peacockfeather's sister.

>>8286026
the 1st word that came to my head when seeing this image was despair

>>8286041
She doesn't have any disease, she just tries to be "cute" and "funny" and "XDDD so derp!1!!"

>>8286026
>Hideous wig.
>Flower crown.
>Awful makeup.

>>8286026
>>8286046

>>8285979
>>8286026
>>8286185
>her friends keep saying she's their "headcanon" Makishima..

By 'friends', do you mean anonymous messages that she sent to herself because I don't want to believe anyone could be that stupid.

>>8286189
It's on instagram so no, it's actually people commenting her pictures and doing share for share saying she's their headcanon Makishima.
She's super delusional and those people just help >>8286026
She also says she's the canon Berta/Welter/wtv from Dramatical Murder (human version of the allmate, uh...)

>>8286204

>>8286219
It's an "allmate high au" Berta/Welter. So canon.

>>8286204
>>8286219
>>8286227

>>8279372
Siege be nice u asshole

>>8284581
I get that she's trying to be funny and stuff
but god she just annoys the fuck out of me. her voice is so annoying.

>>8284988
who the fuck has that kind of time, nty. i'd rather the heat damage.

>>8286024
why do tumblrinas wear flower crowns anyway

>>8285751
She was more big than fat. She still has a defined curve between the waist and hip. She's more big boned giant woman, not obese blob.

>>8281332
i think it's one of those things where it stings at first but ultimately benefits them

like if your friend came up to you

informed you that you dress in a horrid manner, and that she was going to help you shop for the first time in your life

your thought would be "ouch you bitch; but you're actually trying to help me so sure i'll take the advice"

i would approach and help

especially with how cold society to trans people.

i tried to help this guy/girl? but he just took offense and started calling me and others names....it came from a good place though

thread is autosaging >>8286912

>>8285781
it's ok anon, she's not as bad as they are right?

>mfw I kinda always wanted to be Taki's friend but shes friends with those two and I hear she's kinda rude

>>8283681
I think she looks ok. Is she famous or something? Since what >>8283706 said and all.

>>8285751
I mean, she's chubby, but she's also like 8 feet tall. 8 feet tall and a 2xl is pretty good if you think about it.

>>8286786
I don't go on tumblr but I wear them sometimes just because garlands are pretty, I assume their reasons are the same as their entire site seems to be about being pretty, they just suck at it the majority of the time.

>>8286998
taki has her west coast friends and her east coast friends, just be her west coast friend.

>>8277379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPgF69IKcW0

for me it's the way she says "shea butter"

LOL champions. i hate her makeup so much.

>>8290495
I mean, these don't look bad. Maybe not quite like the characters, but they don't look awful.

>>8290058
The way she talks in general pisses me off.

It's like... valley girl, mixed with prissy bitch, mixed with... i don't even know what. It reminds me of that chick who plays Ally in Austin and Ally.

>>8290058
For me it's just the way she speaks in general

>>8276600
The beautiful eye infection. Damn m it's so difficult to save some money and buy a nice eyeliner (and mascara. I think is the same girl with the Oreos mascara right?)

>>8286261
i like how you start referring to my trip as siege as if you meant to do it all this time.

embarrassed that /fa/ made fun of your reading comp?

"siege hell" where did you come up with that?

like how do you read sieg heil and legit think it means siege hell?