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8278595 No.8278595 [Reply] [Original]

I am going to go see Love Live in theaters in the fall and my dream is too pick up a perfect SOLID 6/10 Makichan.
I have been lifting for a few years now and cutting.

How do I do a good little mac to show off the gainz? Anything in specific?

>> No.8278599

you're better off just trying to pick her up as yourself, well groomed and well dressed, than doing a cheapo cosplay like little mac

>> No.8278600

>>8278599
I just want an excuse to show off the gainz at the theatre.

I am not a big enough guy to be bane plus it's overdone
>b urself :)

>> No.8278610

>>8278600
No but really. If you cosplay anything other than love live to the love live event you'll look like an aspie. seriously, just dress in nice summer clothes.

>> No.8278613

>>8278610
I don't think this guy should be taken seriously.

>> No.8278616

>>8278610
There are no guys in the show.
Just being over the age of 20 and going to a rabu raibu theatre showing will make me look autistic

>> No.8278620

>>8278616
Are you shitting me? The fanbase is 90% males in the first place, at least in Japan.

>> No.8278633

>>8278616
Most of the fanbase is autistic. Shit is so catered to the otaku community.

>> No.8278660

>>8278633
Good one
You said the "A" word.

>> No.8278663

>my dream is to pick up a Maki
>while dressed as Little Mac
dreams are good to have
sometimes they stay dreams

>> No.8278667

>>8278663
I don't need to be dressed up like little mac. It's just a costume to show off the gainz girly.

I am also calling samefag here
>>8278663
>>8278599

>> No.8278692

>>8278667
Why do you need a costume to show off your gains? Just wear something normal, it's going to be summer anyways. Though she might be repelled by your severe autism if you actually thought for a second that dressing up as Little Mac to a Love Live movie was a good idea.

>> No.8278699
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8278699

>>8278595
>Anything in specific?

>> No.8278702

>>8278699
They are ugly though also just like every girl who watches anime.
I just have to make them laugh. Bitches cant control their vaginas when they laugh

>> No.8278706

>>8278702
>They are ugly though

Doesn't change a thing. You still need to follow those 3 steps.

>> No.8278709

>>8278706
>women only judge by attractiveness

Go outside brotha, women will sleep with anything.

>> No.8278711

>>8278709
>women will sleep with anything.

Then why do you need a Little Mac cosplay?

>> No.8278716

>>8278660
I was being serious though. Most Japanese otaku have legit autism. So the OP shouldn't worry over looking autistic.

>> No.8278798

As a martial artist, I'll give you a few tips on how to get a good looking body.

Firstly, everyone has muscle. Even under fat, you've got abs. The main problem is getting that to show. Depending on the sort of build you have (endomorph, etc.), you'll need to either cut carbs or put on gains. Even if you work out a good lot, if you still have a certain bit of body fat on you, you won't have that "defined" look to your stomach. So frankly, that means losing weight. Dieting will help, but if you work on cardio a good lot, that'll be your best shot. That's what works for me, anyways. Everyone's different and a good lot of smarter people will tell you otherwise.

But of course you know what to do. You've been doing this for a few years. How do you get it to show off? Tight clothing, I'd imagine; at least your tanktop. That or you can get creative and set up a championship prize-fighter outfit as Little Mac (robes and all the flash with no shirt).


I think the more important thing is...why the fuck are you dressing up as Little Mac when you're going to watch something entirely unrelated as watching Love Live? That seems to be one of the most unrelated links you could possibly put together. I guess you can't make this shit up. Chances are, you're going to look autistic as fuck and it's going to reek off of you for miles. A built body is one thing, but having good personality to really make it shine is a whole different ballpark, and clearly no weeb so autistic could pull that all. Just hook up with a 4/10 girl at a Smash tournament or something, nerd.

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8278806

http://carboncostume.com/little-mac/
Just do the carbon costume and you'll show off plenty of gains. For shoes, go with what is on it, scuba boots, black and white converse, or rain boots.

>> No.8279429

>>8278806
Based anon

>>8278798
I want Maki not some random bitch

>> No.8280490

>>8279429

What the fuck are you on about? Do you want to cosplay as Little Mac or do you want to pic up someone who is cosplaying as Little Mac? If you're too autistic to literally make that little something clear, or to understand much of anything, you're not getting anything.

>> No.8280537

>>8278595
This is such a blatant bragging thread it's not even funny.
No one cares about you or how you look.
Also don't just cosplay at completely fucking unrelated events. You're like those preteens who cosplay Homestuck at japanese culture festivals.

>> No.8280770

Honestly, any girl you're trying to pick up at a Love Live event is probably going to be gay. Especially Makis.