/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>8452580
I've shared this once a long time ago, but sharing again

>be me and friend two years ago
>cosplaying Ciel and Sebastian
>walking around con when a group of younger girls scream and ask for our picture
>surewhynot.jpg
>they ask us to pose all yaoi, we find this weird because they are probably around 13 at most
>we pose minorly like a couple to please them and to walk away
>"oh ciel anon, I need to confess something"
>all the weeby friends go pale and tell this tinybopper grell to not say it
>I go pale knowing this is about to go bad
>grell hambeast gets up in my ear with her lips on it "I'm really, REALLY, into Ciel cosplays, like a lot."
>can feel her hambeast breath on me and her lips still on my ears. My hairs standing up so bad I have no clue how my wig didn't detach from my head
> "I want you to be my ciel, I ship ciel and grell so hard, especially one as cute as you."
>ask her her age. She says 12.
>"I'm way above the age limit to you in sorry but I'm not interested"
>"you're really sexy"
>fucking aborting mission, my friend takes my hand and we get away as fast as we can
>hambeast grell follows and stalks us for 2 hours.

Fucking pretween weebs are scary.

>>8452580
bump

>>8452682
I still want to know where she found a metal fork at McDonald's.

>>8452749
Don't fat people always carry silverware with them in case they get to eat?

>>8452749
It was never stated that they were at McDonalds. I thought of Steak n Shake.

>>8452580
hey bro how are you doing with it all?
no judgement, that seems like a hell of a lot to mentally process through

>>8452774
>going to Maccydees and sitting down

>>8452774
It was a combination of fast food places so maybe she got it from another one?

Ok, this is a long shot, but does anyone remember a story about a weeb with a spirit animal named ruby moon? It got posted here a couple times but I never saved it, all I really remember is like a dead animal in a refrigerator and a woman that thought her spirit animal was telling her that her dorm neighbor was a demon? Does anyone have that, or am I just nuts?

I used to have a bunch of these saved but I just had to reformat my drive so I lost them all, otherwise I would contribute.

>>8452947
Is this what you're looking at anon? There's another one about a red moon that's a 5 parter.

Found it in the archives.

>>8452955

Holy shit, that's it exactly. I'm a fucking idiot, didn't even think to check the archive. Thanks!

holy shit the stories on here are pure gold

keep 'em coming seagulls

>>8452955
This has always been my favorite one, and the one about the chick who was obsessed with some trap and tried to slice them. But holy crap was this girl delusional.

>>8452580
What the fuck

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>>8452997
>and the one about the chick who was obsessed with some trap and tried to slice them.

Trap-kun? That's definitely one of my favourites; he's so goddamn pretty. I'll post it when I get back to my house if I remember.

>>8452960
Just read the Red Moon saga too, feel like you'd appreciate it anon.

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>>8453056
>Wolfaboo
>College
Really? Most kids have grown out of that shit by the time they turn 14.

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>>8453069
That's what I thought, then I went to college, and it turned out we had our very own wolfaboo. Complete with, "I transform during the full moon."

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>>8453090

I have one from a few years ago. It’s not super insane like the other stories being posted, but I’ve met a good few characters in my life.

So I went to an art school, and in your freshman year you have a set course list that makes up your “Foundation Year.” It’s pretty much just a bit of everything so you get a feel of different majors before you declare what department you’re going into. There was this one class that you had to take that was complete bullshit, and it was pretty much whatever the teacher wanted you to learn that they considered completely necessary artistic knowledge. I got stuck with a shitty teacher who had us do nothing for an entire year besides painting gouache squares, and she sucked. Some of the other teachers were cooler, and one of them gave this project where you had to do a performance piece on a subject of your choice. I had a few friends in that class, and every week, without fail, they would tell me about this girl they had started to call “Furry Girl.”
Furry Girl was a complete trip. She was smelly, didn’t bathe, regularly wore a wolf tail over her clothes, and was a disgusting eater. Furry Girl was also ridiculously rich, and was apparently related to French nobility? It was baffling because we’d see her with her family, and it was this juxtaposition between good looking preppy rich people, and this greasy troll. It was a common occurrence in your freshman year to eat with your class on your food break, so whenever Furry Girl joined them, she would gobble up her food like the wolf she believed herself to be, growling into her meal, food flying everywhere, onions sticking to her face, accentuating the untreated white heads she had.

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>>8453106
This girl was a mess. She’d tell everyone about her “hot” boyfriend, the sex they’d have, how they’d roleplay Alpha/Omega dynamics while having said sex, and how she worshiped the god Ho Oh. Yes, the Pokemon Ho Oh. We all found her Deviantart once, and just went through a ton of art of Pokemon furry porn, herself and her bf naked, and just other furfag things.
I forget what one of their projects was, but one night my friend, who I’ll call Bear, was so mad because he spent hours working on this painting, and she came in wearing a horribly painted Pokebra. It was around that time that Bear and my other friends realized how bullshit this class actually was, and began to fudge most of the projects since it seemed that the GFA kids who would spend maybe a minute before class drawing something silly like a circle in Sharpie, and would debate for 20 minutes how it relates to women’s suffrage or whatever. But without fail, every project Furry Girl brought to class would be Pokemon or WoW related. Furry Girl also, unfortunately, was the roommate to my friend Nib. (I’m just going to designate her that) Nib would be disgusted and tell us whenever we’d hang out, how filthy this girl was. Your dorm was apartment style, so you either had a single or a double inside of your “apartment.” You couldn’t even go into this girl’s room because it was just garbage and filth, and she made strange yipping and barking noises at odd hours of the night. Nib spent a lot of time by second semester hanging out with Bear and me, since Nib and I got saddled with pretty shitty roommates. It was around this time that Bear began prepping for the performance piece project.

>>8453111
I don’t remember what Bear’s project was, but he has this annoying habit of showing up to classes about 45 minutes early and sitting in the room. So Bear and one of his classmates were hanging out waiting for class to begin, when Furry Girl walks in and drops off her stuff. She leaves the room for a bit, and comes back wearing a bathrobe, and just lays herself spread eagle over one of the studio tables. Eventually, the class trickles in and everyone is wondering what this girl is doing. The teacher decides to let Furry Girl go first since her performance piece had already seemed to begin. Furry Girl then turns on background music, which was some song from WoW, and takes off her robe revealing herself to be completely naked, and begins to do an interpretive dance. A good amount of the class then just gets up and leaves the room since you have the option to walk out on projects that involve nudity or things that go against your values. Honestly, this wasn’t the worst shitty freshman nudity project that I’ve heard of, but it was up there for sheer absurdity. Furry Girl was completely nuts, and slowly began to go off the deep end, snapping at people and just getting weirder and weirder, adding ears to go with her wolf tail ensemble. We’d all joke that she probably had too much copper in her blood or something to make her the way she was, considering how sane and pretty the rest of her family was. Ironically enough, it turns out that Furry Girl was discovered to have Wilson’s Disease, and wound up dropping out halfway through the first semester of Soph year.

>>8453112
Apparently so many people complained to the school about Furry Girl after that performance, and sporadically throughout the year for doing things like trying to bite people and growling like a wolf, humping furniture in the lounge, and just full out harassing and practically assaulting other female students for being “threats.” Administration always ignored the student complaints though since her family are one of the main benefactors to the school.

There's a few other extreme furries/weaboos I've encountered in my lifetime, but I thought Furry Girl was pretty hilarious.

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>>8453106
Holy shit what a ride.... Moar?

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>>8453193
Sure! I’ll write a bit about another weaboo that I met. This one takes place much earlier because it began in middle school.

I didn’t really get confident in myself until around high school, so before that I had a hard time making friends. This was mainly a combination of having different interests, and some weird social anxiety thing that I had, which landed me in counseling for most of grade school. I had a small group of friends though, but they all went to the other grade school in my town; we met at the afterschool program for working parents. During 4th grade, they decided to merge both elementary schools to keep the age groups together and split it at K-2rd at one school, 3rd-5th at mine. It was very exciting because for the first time in my life I actually had a group of friends at school, and it was through that merge that I met Riku. Now, that’s not her real name, but it might as well have been. See, Riku started off as this super sweet, shy girl who I quickly befriended since we both liked Pokemon, and her only problem was that she obviously had ADHD or something similar. She was the one who introduced me to anime when she found a manga at the bookstore and bought it to show me.

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Holy fuck I remember this, I never saw all of it but I remember when it was first posted. I'm so glad I got to see it again.

>>8453232
Riku had an older friends, whose best friend was a guy I’ll call Rad Dude. When we all got to middle school, it was the first time Rad Dude was in school with us, and Riku was very smitten with him. It was around this time that the second KH game came out, and my friend group was all over that. I was obsessed with Roxas, my friend’s love for KH was rekindled, and her obsession with Riku began. It started off small, like her parents being those super lenient chill parents that every kid wanted to have. She didn’t have an enforced bedtime or limited internet time, so all of her free time began to be eaten up by drawing on Oekakis, and roleplaying in online chatrooms. We were both pretty average weaboos, with me being more normalfag between the two of us since my parents were very strict on me being feminine and dressing certain ways, and I was required to play at least one sport per season. Sometime around 8th grade, Riku devolved into practically stalking Rad Dude. She would take his bus home, and follow him to his house, or go over her older friend’s house and beg her to call him to see if they could all go swimming at his place.

>>8453238
One day, she followed him to his door to confess via letter, and Rad Dude snapped. He told her to stop stalking him, and that he was gay, so it wouldn’t even work out to begin with. Riku wasn’t at school for the rest of the week after that, and when she returned the following Monday, she had cut all of her hair off. I was upset since I thought Riku had such pretty curly hair, and she told me that she was now a boy. She was a boy now, so it’s ok that Rad Dude was gay because now that she’s a boy they can be together. Rad Dude once again turned her down and told her off a bit for being disrespectful to trans people. Riku pretty much went off of the deep end after this. She stopped being a good friend, and essentially became this huge attention whore. It was impossible to hang out with her anymore because all of her free time was spent on the internet, and she didn’t want to hang out with people irl since it cut into that time. Her parents didn’t give her a bed time or anything, so she was often online until 3am when we were in 8th grade and throughout most of high school. She started to let herself go, began to go through puberty, but also started to put on a lot of weight through a really unhealthy diet of soda of junk food.

>>8453241
With Riku’s decline, I was kind of out of a best friend, and it was then that I ran into a guy who was a huge normalfag, but actually secretly super into anime and video games. We instantly hit it off and became bffs, and I slowly left my old friend group who would constantly coddle Riku and were just kind of immature to be honest. Eventually, even they began to laugh Riku off, and Riku noticed all of this and did not like that at all. She began to make scenes in the middle of class to draw attention to herself, and then one day began to write “I WANT TO KILL MYSELF” all over her arms, and the teacher noticed and sent her to the office right away. Riku was suspended from school and was placed on suicide watch for about a week until they deemed her “mentally stable” enough to return to school. When she got back all of us were asking her if she was alright and why she did that. Riku laughed at us and told us it was just a joke and she didn’t understand why everyone took it so seriously. That pissed everyone off, and then no one took her seriously after that.

>>8453243
By the time we entered highschool, my bff and I started to attend cons, and I began to try to hide my powerlevel as much as possible while in public. I still read manga while in class but that’s about it. Now Riku however, upon entering high school, let slip that she was dating someone that she met online a few years ago, and that they were going steady. They met in a KH roleplay chat room, and they were boyfriends. Her “boyfriend” was an 18 year old girl named Sora-chan, and Riku formally requested to be called, I shit you not, Riku. This was because Riku was a boy now, and he liked boys, thus he was a gay boy. Of course a few months later, Riku and Sora-chan broke up, because Sora-chan was suicidal and tried to kill herself. Riku thought that was very selfish of her, and that was the end of the two year long love affair between Riku and Sora. In fact, bff and I saw Riku and Sora at a con the summer before freshman year, running down the hall with some other KH cosplayers, all of them screaming like lunatics. We also ran into them making out in public, with Sora-chan on Riku’s lap. They were a full-on yaoi couple.
After Riku broke up with Sora-chan, she went kind of crazy again. Had another suicide attempt, but no one cared or even asked her about it since this was about the third time. Riku through a fit about how “nobody cares about her! She has severe depression!” when in reality no one could tell if it was legit or if she was just attention whoring like in middle school.

>>8453246
Riku by this point in time was also no longer a boy, but rather a girl, and she was a lesbian girl. This was when she had officially given up on Rad Dude. Riku dated another over aged, online girl from a chat room, though it didn’t last long. She also wrote Kingdom Hearts fanfiction for Creative Writing class and handed it in for a grade. She would ask the Biology teacher during class how fish had sex. This was because she wanted her mer!Riku x mer!Sora fanfic to be as realistic as possible. Because male fish can get pregnant, so her mpreg would finally make sense. Bff and I decided to take art for our extra class, and Riku tagged along. Riku actually was a very talented artist with still lifes and portraits, but she always drew anime styled yaoi comics. Every art project she handed in was her OCs. The art teacher told her off, and Riku wound up dropping out of art because of that.

>>8453254
Halloween was the one time I would really join my old friend group on an outing, and I would try to get us all to do a group theme thing. Of course, it never really worked since most of that group was really awkward and lazy weaboos, but still I thought it would be fun. The one year we decided on Alice in Wonderland, and Riku instantly started screaming about how she DEMANDS to be the Cheshire Cat. We all just let her, and the rest of us pull lots to see who’s who. On the day of Halloween, Riku shows up to school in this Hot Topic outfit of a hot pink and black pleated skirt, striped socks, black corset tank top thing, hot pink cat ears and tail, and her silver Riku wig. “I’m Cheshire Cat!Riku!!” she told all of the teachers. She RPed with herself when we went around trick or treating. Riku’s weaboo shenanigans went on all throughout high school, and it was a shame because she was really a very pretty girl. She had horrible posture the older we got, because she carried literally every single textbook and at least 5 volumes of manga in her backpack all day long. She refused to use her locker for some reason. She only wore pajama pants, and after she broke up with her girlfriend, she was then “bisexual” and began to date some guy from a few towns over that she met online. They didn’t last very long, but she liked that he had a car.

>>8453256
Riku spent the rest of highschool being a recluse who spent all of her time playing WoW and who knows what else. I asked my old friend group how she was doing once, and they said they didn’t even know because she even stopped hanging out with them outside of school because it would cut into her internet time. Senior year was the first time in about four years that I talked to Riku, and this was because she decided to re-enter art, because the old art teacher retired. Bff and I were in Art 4 by then, and Riku instantly demanded to be placed in the same class as us because she was that good of an artist. She was relatively popular online with her art! The art teacher was very nice and explained to her that it wasn’t fair, and was nice enough to allow her to join the Art 2 class, which was shared during the same time as Art 4, and “Portfolio Prep” which the school offered. Ironically, none of the Art 4 kids got into Portfolio Prep despite all of us applying, which pissed everyone off. Riku approached me during study hall one day, the first time I had spoken to her in years, and asked me what a “portfolio” was. I tried to explain to her about art school and the importance of your portfolio, and was pretty excited since I wanted to go to art school too. The art teacher had asked me to consult her, so I tried to see what she was interested in majoring in during college. She wanted to be a “game character designer, only for video games.” I told her that was character design, and started listing what she should put in her portfolio. She was instantly turned off at the thought of having to take a figure study class, drawing still lifes and regular people, and asked why she couldn’t just put in all of her comics and OC pictures. I didn’t want to be mean, but I used to look up to Riku as an artist, and by the time we were seniors in highschool, she hadn’t improved at drawing anime characters once bit since middle school….

>>8453262
By the time we all graduated, Riku went on to attend community college for about a semester or so, did pretty horribly from what I understand, and dropped out due to getting some Kidney problems. She was good to go a semester later, but never returned to school because it was a hassle. Last I heard of her she owned about 3 copies of Animal Crossing New Leaf so she could have as many perfect towns as possible, with her parents buying her games and commissions of her OCs. She is also constantly in and out of the mental hospital for severe depression and “suicide attempts” that her tumblr followers have to talk her out of. She is a full fledged furry, pegasister, and has to get electroshock therapy to help with her depression.

I feel really bad for Riku, but she’s kind of the joke of my old friend group, since no one is honestly worried for her since we’re mostly convinced her depression is fake and just her attention whoring like she’s always done. That’s why you don’t fake serious things like that. The wanted to admit her to the mental hospital overnight for a few weeks, and she threw a fit and blogged online about how she got them to change it to a few hours everyday because she would not have internet access for two weeks or something.

>>8453264
Sorry for all of the typos and long winded story, but it was kind of strange growing up with a hardcore weaboo and furry. I think I went on her blog once and saw her arguing with some anon about how being a furry isn't beastiality, and how one day aliens would probably come down and be animalistic, or animals will gain more intelligence. And how a relationship is about consent, so if a quadraped could talk and consent then she would definitely mate with them since she finds intelligent animals more attractive than people? I don't know. Furry Girl story was definitely more intense, but I've been thinking about Riku recently because of KH3.

>>8453069
Can confirm college age wolfaboos, have dealt with not only one dude at least 20 that spent a good amount of time discussing his pack dynamics with me (posted this before, "nazi werewolf lady" seemed to be the best part), but also a wolfaboo girl i went to college with who was somehow both extreme-christian-anti-gay and vehement man hater at the same time.

horror when it happened the first time, but you get used to it

>be me 18
>ax 07
>bombass kurama cosplay, ahead of its time and space
>me and friends walking around con, drunk and new game +
>meet up with group of sailor scouts
>my friend krillin trying to smash the assy black one
>we end up at hotel party
>shit's crazy
>i'm already new game ++
>bumpin n grinding on sailor bubblebutt, skirt's riding high
>she's rubbin real low on friend near us
>eiffeltower.png
>we go to bathroom
>coke up
>dick out
>up her butt
>pizza slut
>krillin's making out with her
>too drunk to fuck but she's cool with it
>makes it intimate
>special.tumblr.com
>'damn, no condom' i think as i jizzle
>go back to room
>pass out
>next week it's like i'm peeing xxx hot wing sauce

not even sure if she was the same girl from the morning when i think about :1

Does anyone have the stories about the guy with an autistic brother (who I think was named Dan) who was abused by some creep weeb dude and then was almost pushed to suicide by a twincest obsessed weeb ham planet?

grungo bumpiss
i've gotta bump this

>>8453711
seconding

>>8453076
Stories?

>>8453711
Oh my god, that sounds awful. I hope we just have more stories in general.

>>8454224
Child, you don't need need to bump threads. We have a catalog.

>>8452955
One of the worst things is the fact that an IEP or whatever doesn't mean you get off scott-free from shit- it means if you have academic trouble or if something goes seriously wrong, authorities can identify why shit is happening and how to solve it. jesus.

>>8453015
>slow claps

That was....beautiful

>>8453026
Back to your house yet?

>>8453057
>I flee as she tries to wipe the hot grease off her face
>HOT GREASE
>FACE
>CASUALLY WIPE

Why do people embellish/make up shit like this in the middle of an otherwise good story? Even if that shit is made up or exaggerated, my pet peeve is when the storyteller ruins the magic by inserting the most unbelievable bullshit.

>>8456363
Yes, I am. Here you go!

>sorry for the shitty paint job; I didn't realise I only had the individual posts, so I rushed to compile them into one image

>>8456757
Actually, rereading this, I don't think it's the one that other anon was talking about. Woops.

>>8456757
I'm so glad trap-chan got a nice bf.

>>8456757
Trap-kun! My favorite story

Shell I dump my collection of weeaboo horror stories?

Yes, I think I shell dump my collection of weeaboo horror stories.

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>>8453281
Thanks for the story, not quite as wild as some of the others but it was still a good read.

>>8456757
Nice, thanks. I'd call bullshit on some of these stories if I hadn't known or heard of similar people. God, what are they even thinking.

>get roped into this sailor moon cosplay group.
>i really want to cosplay sailor jupiter because i have the hair for it (it is also very thick, people have mistaken it for a wig), and I was also the tallest. Sailor Jupiter is the tallest. perfect match, right?
>this chubby shortstack insists she HAS to be sailor jupiter.
>drama is already ensuing with a fatty-chan sailor venus who dropped the group.
>i let her be sailor jupiter, i'm the designated sailor mars after this other girl dropped out.
>one of the sailor stars is making our costumes. he already has a prototype for mars for the other girl.
>the girl is bigger than me so we can thankfully make alterations.
>mfw it's a fucking sack
>mfw he tries to half-ass the costume while i'm RIGHT THERE, so i tell him to please be careful
>in the end, my costume looks better than everyone else's.

>>8457516
>the day before the con, some of the other costumes fall apart.
>sailor star dude is upset the costumes fell apart and insinuates we (me and sailor moon) were being rough with the costume, when they were just hung and stored properly.
>it was only when we took them out to hang them near the laundry room until his arrival that they fell apart.
>whatever, he grudgingly fixes the costumes.
>come day of the con, most of the girls have to get into costume, do make-up or hair in the convention center bathroom. there was someone ironing her hair in the lobby. it was a mess.
>everyone looked a mess.
>sailor moon was not using a wig, she literally spray-painted her hair
>i was too fucking tall as sailor mars in heels
>sailor jupiter short-stack didn't have a wig, and just put on mismatched clip-on bangs. her hair was reddish-brown. the clip-on bangs were shiny and a very light pink color.
>no one else was wearing a wig, except sailor mercury.
>the only people that looked good were sailor neptune and sailor saturn.

>>8457542
>sailor neptune and some other girl wouldn't talk to me for some reason
>later find out sailor stars guy told everyone i was a massive bitch, because i wanted to look good in the costume, and because i chewed him out when the costumes fell apart.
>this puts a damper on the whole con for me, because i feel bummed out, and everyone of the girls is dumping their shit on my bf.
>perk up when we take pictures and pose.
>dance with girls when sailor moon theme comes up and trip onto this grated area.
>it's no big deal
>until local con pervert dressed as tuxedo kamen starts stalking us and pretending to be part of our group.
>NOPE.JPG
>i tell everyone i need to get my food checked out
>i go to the first aid services area with bf to get my foot checked out and bandaged (i was bleeding), got told i would need to change out of shoes
>do so
>look for girls
>they are nowhere to be found
>everything is chaos
>i find sailor moon and she's crying, she is really scared about creeper tuxedo mask. i tell her things are going to be ok.
>i try to regroup with the girls + sailor stars guy.
>everyone is mad at me except sailor moon, because bf has their things, and i didn't tell them where i was
>wtf you bitches knew
>sailor jupiter spergs at me about con safety
>sailor stars guy yells at me about having a bad attitude, breaking up the group, and that they were all looking for me
>sailor moon looks confused, later tells me that he is lying his pants off
>i am upset at this point
>i am not having fun at all. the only highlights of my day are spending time with sailor moon, a little girl who wanted to take a picture with me alone, because i was her hero, and spending time alone with my boyfriend in first aid services.
>i haven't been able to look at anything.
>i look at my miserable boyfriend
>i decide to fuck it, and lie and say that my injury was really bad and i can barely walk, even in my comfortable shoes
>bf and i leave and spend the rest of the day cuddling in my house.

>>8457577
later find out that
>creeper-kun ended up finding them again, kept making untoward advances, and ran into the middle of the stage to block them from doing their sailor moon routine, so he could pose as tuxedo kamen.
>sperged when none of them gave them their phone numbers.
>sailor stars guy sperged about not winning the cosplay contest, even though the costumes he made were falling apart, and yelled at everyone, especially sailor moon.

does anyone have like stories about lolitas/itas

Not mine but a classic.

Not to long ago me my boyfriend and a few friends all went to a con together, my friend John had just gotten his License so he insisted on driving us all there, Which was fine because he was obviously excited (he was the youngest out of all of us at 17) The ride was about 45 minutes so everything went smoothly, and we were having a fantastic time at the con. This is where the horror comes in. As I was walking towards the bathroom I heard this Horrible screech, Literally it was so loud the majority of the lobby went quite, (this consisted of over 170 people) I turned to see the origin of the noise and I am greeted with a gigantic hambeast raven cosplayer literally charging , her rolls of fat were swinging as she ran towards me with the force of A rhino, her costume was a Wal-Mart one piece bathing suit (the ones that have the ugly spandex folds over the stomach to conceal pudge) and a literal BATH TOWEL safety pinned around her neck as a cape.

She ran a little too fast so by the time she was close to me she bent over and started wheezing really loudly, For some reason (I’m not to familiar with the raven character but I pretty sure she wasn’t blue) she had Blue suntan lotion slathered all over her body, but it was streaked with sweat so it was more blue/wet/white paste color She looked up at me and smiled Her teeth, were the worst ****ing teeth I have ever seen in my life, (I am currently working as a dental assistant so I have seen some bad ****ing teeth, but none were as bad as hers, they were black at the top and all messed up like there was a ****ing earthquake in her mouth) also obligatory terrible B.O smell.

>>8460286
“Y-…you *huff*….”
“I’m sorry what?” I said
“Me….*huff,* remember?” So it went on like that until she caught her breath, and then explained to me that me and her went to high school together and were in art club.
“Oh I’m sorry, I have a really bad memory, and I do terrible with faces” I said laughing.
Suddenly her face contorted into a disgusting shape.
“I remember you this whole time” She said with obvious resentment
“I’m really sorry” I said. And this is where I ****ED UP.
“Are you here alone, you can spend the day with me and my friends” She got really happy and nodded, and I felt it was harmless. I was wrong.

So I introduce her to my friends and my boyfriend, including my friend john. Immediately she starts uncomfortably hitting on john. (He’s Asian and very thin so immediate OHMYGODBISHOUNENYAOI) This is what she says word for word.

Fat Raven: KU KU KU KU
John: um, what
Fat Raven: it’s a Japanese thing old men say when they are turned on by cute little girls,
John: oh ha-ha, why did you say that?
Fat Raven: Don’t be coy with me you baka! I will be your Seme and you will be my Uke.
Everyone is laughing really ****ing hard except John (he’s really shy and is also a virgin, so he tends to get uncomfortable when people talk about it) so the rest of the con it was just her making really vulgar yaoi/hentai references to him and her. He seriously looked like he was about to cry, so I told her to stop and she just laughed it off.
I Mad

>>8460287
At this point it was late in the day and John said he can’t drive very well in the dark she we decided to leave, So I told fat raven we needed to go and she suddenly started ****ING SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS,
“YOU LEFT ME IN HIGH SCHOOL NOW YOU’RE LEAVING ME AGAIN” (still don’t remember her.) So she sits on the ground and starts screaming and crying (this is a 22 year old woman were talking about) I was mortified, so yet again I ****ed up.
“Uh it’s ok! We can drive you to your hotel if you want” So she stood up pouting.
“I want to stay at the con”
“Well I’m sorry John can’t drive in the dark very goo-“
“OH JOHN IS DRIVING I WANT TO SIT NEXT TO HIM” I look over to John who looks like he was just given his death sentence, but he smiles at her.
“Uh yeah ok, Just be careful I’m new at this” so we get to the car and pile in, I felt bad for John because he was forced to sit next to this gross B.O smelling ham beast, and all of her sweaty blue sun block was getting on the seats of the car. We start to leave and it all seems ok, but then it’s starts raining really badly.

John is panicking a bit so I tell him to pull over, and we do, next to a primarily farm owned road. (It was basically empty and no one was driving down it.) I was surprised how calm Fat raven was, so I leaned to her.
“Are you ok?” (He was being really quite the whole ride.)
“Mhhm” she said back. She had a blanket over her the whole ride that john had under the seat.
“Are you cold?”
“Mmumm”
“Huh?”
“Ca-Can you just leave me alone?!” she snapped at me.
“Oh I’m sorry.” I said back I was ****ing confused but I was also too tired to say anything. It was quite in the car while we waited out the storm, Except for Fat Raven who made a grunting noise every so often. I assumed it was because she had trouble moving due to her weight. Then the rain let up. We all cheered, including fat raven.

>>8460290
“Oh John your so brave”
>**** got real.

She pulled her hand from under the blanket and put her fingers in John’s mouth.
“Taste me!”
Fat Raven was fingering her self under John’s blanket for the last forty five minutes. Then she stuck her Sunblock/ Vag juice covered fingers in John’s mouth.

It was obvious when she did that, she also pulled the blanket off her thighs to show john her “work”
“MY KAWAII LOLI ***** LOVES YOU!”
Words cannot describe what happened next, John Immediately Vomited; Projectile vomited with her fingers still in his mouth all over the seats the car, her everywhere. Vomit sunblock and vag juice everywhere. EVERYWHERE. She starts crying and we are all screaming and gagging at this point, My boyfriend runs out of the car, opens Fat ravens door And pulls her out,
“DON’T HURT ME PLEASE.” she starts yelling. My boyfriend runs around to the drivers side and pushes John over “My boyfriend is covered in vomit) we are all still screaming and now my other friend is throwing up. Boyfriend locks doors. Revs up engine.
“NO JOHN MY LOVE!!!” She screams and trys to open the door, Boy friend yells:
“YOU’RE ****ED UP YOU SICK PERVERT” John is in a half –Coma and is crying
>we drive away leaving fat raven.
>Never see her again.
>I hope I never do.
>John will never go to a Convention again. Car still smells.

>>8453062
I know there's no point in me saying this, but melon pan isn't a cooking pan. It's bread wrapped in a cookie.

Make bread. Wrap in cookie dough. Bake.
>pic related

>>8460293
And after reading that I shall forever evade fat women at cons.

>>8460293
Just reading that almost made me vomit, too.

>>8457584
>ran into the middle of the stage to block them

You mean during the Masquerade? No one stopped him from running out of the audience onto the stage? or did they reluctantly invite him to be apart of the skit and it went horribly wrong?

>>8457516
>>8457542
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>>8457584

Why I'm never doing a cosplay group with a bunch of randos.

>>8460440
i don't know what to call it in english, because presentation and parade don't really encompass what it was actually like. it's not a skit either. at the end of the day, you get in line FCFS to show off your costume on the main stage. groups use this time to do a coordinated presentation that takes less than a minute to do and then pose for the appropriate time. so, what he did was cut in line, run into the stage, claiming he was part of the group even though no one had told him they were gonna be there.

>>8453711
is this the one you meant?

>>8460648
I'm so happy it didn't turn out that pete had been molesting daniel the entire time, because thats exactly what I'd been expecting. Wonder if that did happen and it only came out later though? I sure hope not.

>>8460293
Sounds fake as fuck but you made me laugh a lot.

>>8460913
you're really thirsty for molestation, but yeah i'm super happy dan wasn't raped, i feel super bad for the people in stories with rape and suicide in.

>>8461073
>you're really thirsty for molestation
Which is why I was expressing how happy I was it didn't to derek's knowledge happen? I'm just speculating that with daniel and pete being left alone for long periods of time, dragging him off to the toilets and daniel's meltdown and refusal to speak to derek - its likely than something more than "mean words" were what caused it.

>>8461095
I worded it a but wrong, sorry, I was attempting to agree with you buy I'm a dyslexic shit who can't word sentences properly, my fault. Sorry Anon.

>>8460239
a classic

Not much of a horror story, but still feel sorry for the guy.

I was rooming with one of my friends for a convention to help him out. The one rule my mom had was that we were not to bring anyone back to the hotel room since she worries about my safety. I turned in early one night and my friend comes in with another person. I was about to chew him out when he explained the situation. Turns out the guy's roommate was drunk and high as hell. He was worried that he would be raped during his sleep or something like that since she was saying things to that extent. Couldn't argue with that so I said he could stay until he felt safe enough to go back and stayed awake until he left (me being female still not trusting an unfamiliar male in the room while sleeping). He came again the next day because of the same reasoning and explained how he ended up rooming with her. Something like random rooming assignments, I can't remember. Never told my mom the story to this day.

>>8460648
He came back a year or so later, too, when they'd both moved into a dorm room together. Daniel was doing really well, doing stuff on his own, etc when their crazy bitch neighbour started pretending to be satan and trying to make him kill himself. He ended up slitting his wrists in the shower.

>>8461463
Why anon, why?
I never needed to know that. I could have slept better tonight, not knowing that. That poor unfortunate soul.

>>8461463
Motherfucker I am MAD.

>>8461463
yeah i do remember reading that part of it a long time ago but i wasn't able to find it anywhere

>>8453575

You really romanticized getting an SSI from some random chick, there.

>>8456675

He put it in a plastic bag, so it obviously wasn't skillet-hot, it was probably serving hot. Meaning, it'd be more warm than anything.

Not so much a story as some accounts of someone I knew before I moved states. I'm almost tempted to post a picture of them. Also not exactly weaboo, but close enough.

>A is a 30+ year old woman with a serious case of aspies and her parents neglected to help her
>Can't stand the change in texture of water, doesn't wash her face, shave her legs, clean her classes or trim her awful talons
>Sat on one particular space of a couch at a big house a group of friends rented
>HER ASS ATE THROUGH IT, IT LOOKED LIKE SOMEONE CLAWED THE CUSHIONS
>never washes her hands, even after bringing bloodied pads from the bathroom to the kitchen bin
>Sitting down one day and eating nachos and this stinky, disgusting woman shoves her whole hand into the bowl
>WELL that's hers now
>She stinks so badly, one night we get drunk and I sit down in front of her (she doesn't drink)
>'A, you seriously need to shower'
>she sniffs herself
>'Yeah anon, I do'
>A becomes obsessed with homestuck and has a crisis over wanting to cosplay a certain character but won't take off her 1cm thick glasses and doesn't want to wear makeup
>A likes Glee, particularly Kurt
>One night I express my dislike for Kurt, she refuses to watch Glee with the group anymore
>A is a serious weeb and reaps the benefits of being on disability, made the mistake of going into her room once
>SHIT EVERYWHERE
>Expensive figures on the floor, posters crooked all over the walls
>holyshitwhat'sthatsmell
>A is generally obsessive over her things, if it's in a public area, it has to be in its right spot
>but accumulates trash???

Also her parents left this woman in the care-taking hands of her best friend/ex. What the fuck.

>>8456726
best one in the thread and it isn't even a real weaboo horror tale

>>8456726
UNDERRATED POST.

>>8453056
>>8453057
>>8453059
>>8453062
>>8453073
>>8453090
>>8453094
Mandy seems like sort of a crazy bitch as well. Just normal crazy in comparison though

>>8457516
>>8457542
>>8457577
Jesus christ this is horrifying. And a good reminder why I don't do cosplay groups anymore.

Also why is it that Sailor Moon group cosplayers seem to all be batshit insane?

>>8453264
can you link to the tumblr/deviant art?

>>8456675
I'd really like to see more of the plausible, realistic con stories. These threads stopped being fun after people thought it'd be fun to make up completely fabricated tl;dr stories spanning 15 posts with too much overblown build-up and the payoff would always be some creeper basically trying to rape/kill the teller and sacrifice them to the anime gods. No, I'm not going to believe you're a 10/10 small, cute trap who had a greasy landwhale drugging and violating you, especially when it's told like a bad fan fiction.

I just want good, relatable con stories. They don't have to feature a satanic ritual or a zombie apocalypse. The reality can be pretty fucked up but anyone can tell a fake story from a real one.

>>8462940
Would that be considered too mean? I don't want to overtly make her a laughing stock of the internet. Plus idk if you want to go on her blog, at one point there was a lot of porn of King Candy when he turned into that bug thing.

Here's a picture of hers that she drew not that long ago. It's her Batman OC who is in a relationship with the Scarecrow, Ridder, and Ian O'Neill, all at the same time. This is all of them as dragons. I resized it so no reverse image search, sry.

>>8462964
That one anon posted a non-con story in here that was pretty realistic.

>>8463069
Well despite the weirdness it is actually pretty well drawn

>>8463093
Like I said, she's honestly a good artist with still lifes and animals and stuff but her anime people...

>>8463106
I think the girl's hand is broken...

>go on a double date with my boyfriend and my friend and his girlfriend at Buffalo Wild Wings for that 40 cents wings Tuesday
>after dinner we hang out at my friend's house
>he offers drinks and ice cream cake
>friend starts talking about creepy anime convention stories
>I add to the conversation by discussing a recent story from Anime Expo
>friend's girlfriend mentions that my friend was at Anime Expo too and asked if I saw him
>tell her that we went together
>friend's girlfriend gets a bit angry and says "Whoa. You didn't tell me you were going with her."
>friend says "We had separate beds. Don't worry about it."
>his girlfriend then shouts "You two shared a hotel room together?!"
>my boyfriend gets up and says to me "I was okay with you going to Anime Expo at first because I thought you were going alone. Why didn't you mention you were going with him?"

(1/2)

>>8463237

>I tell him that I didn't think to mention it since when I went to Fanime with my friend, boyfriend had no problem with it
>boyfriend says he was only okay with it because I was going with other friends
>tell them that nothing happened between us and that we only see each other as friends
>friend's girlfriend says "You two purposely neglected to tell us you two were going on a vacation together. 'friends' don't rent a hotel room together. "
>she then starts crying "I always knew there something suspicious about you two. You're the only other person my boyfriend ever hangs out with. He is always doing favors for you. Whenever he's with you I always feel like #2"
>she wipes her tears and sits down "It's okay. I mean, I get it. You're the first girl he ever fucked. That's the only explanation I can think of. It's only reason why he could be that close to you without 'cheating'. "
>my friend says that he and I never fucked which is true
>his girlfriend says "you had to be his first something. Otherwise he has no reason to be this nice to you even though he has a girlfriend."
>friend says "She was the first girl I ever liked, but that was years ago and I'm over that now."
>boyfriend nods in disapproval and heads out of the house.
>try to stop him and he tells me 'fuck off'


(2/2)

>>8463241
Those two are soooooooo fucking behind your back

>>8457003
Holy shit that one is messed up if true

>>8463241
>'friends' don't rent a hotel room together

Has she never been to an anime convention or...?

>>8463298

No. The girlfriend isn't into anime or conventions. Neither is my boyfriend.

>>8463241
you're both better off without these two. sheesh.

also
>'friends' don't rent a hotel room together
has this person never had any friends?

>>8463301
>dating normies
well that's your problem right there

>>8463237
>>8463241
This one is 100% brought on yourself, leaving out details like that really makes it look like you are fucking

>>8463302

She meant friends don't rent a hotel room alone. As in boy and girl don't rent a hotel room alone together unless they're dating.

>>8463333
My bff is a guy and we've rented a hotel room together multiple times before. He's practically my brother and we've shared a bed at cons too when we have multiple roommates, and we usually end up kicking eachother because he's a blanket hog and he says I roll into the middle of the bed.

>>8461463
GDI I WANTED DANIEL TO LIVE DAMN YOU LIVEEEEE

>>8463237
Yeeeah, I can only see this as your fault. I mean the crying telling you to fuck off, were funny overreaction, but I'd honestly think you two were fucking if you guys didn't even try to mention SOMETHING.

Probably you should date your friend, and your (ex?)boyfriend should date your friend's girl instead. kek

Never pay for some girl you just met to go to an anime convention with you.

>>8464198
why the fuck would you do this though

like from either point of view you are now stuck with a person you barely know all weekend in a subculture that is like 85% crazy.

>>8453119
Was this school... SCAD by any chance?

>>8461463
Did Daniel survive the suicide attempt?

>>8464270
Yup. They had to drop out of uni/college and I think were living in an apartment after that.

It's one of the most depressing things I've ever heard, but they're very lucky to have eachother.

>>8456726
Oh my fucking god

>>8464220

Because once you get to the con, she'll just go out by herself. At the hotel room she'll outright ignore you or hang out at someone's room or invite her online friends without permission.

I met clockwork once
Does that count?

>>8464253
Nope, sorry. But it was in America though.

>>8464328
I'm sorry but you expected someone you just met to spend an entire weekend with you because you bought her stuff? I'm not saying she's innocent because obviously that's a pretty bitch move on her part. But any girl that will agree to a recent acquaintance paying her way for anything, especially a full weekend, is going to be either a bitch, super naive, or one of those easily-obsessed psychos. Also, a bit of a dick move thinking that because you bought her ticket, you therefore bought her time. Try getting to know someone first before doing that again.

>>8462404
Did you live with her or something?

>>8464328

I wasn't expecting sex or anything. I was just hoping we could hang at least.

This one's a doozy, so bear with me. It starts off simple and is not as bad as many of the other stories in this thread, but it was a personal nightmare for everyone involved to this day. This isn't a story about someone being crazy, it's a story about not knowing how to quit.

First, some context
>Uni's Anime club hosts annual convention every summer
>The theme this time is Avatar TLA/Legend of Korra
>Cast as convention's official Bolin actor
>Recognize that this role requires commitment as I'll be referenced throughout the weekend as a character, not as a person
>Treat it like a Disney character actor would and vow to never break character no matter how challenging it might be for the sake of the con
>Narrative of convention is that the evil Vaatu has returned and is causing mayhem for the convention-goers as he tries to get revenge on the Avatar.
>This results in random events where Vaatu appears and we are expected to chase/challenge him to save the world from his evil
>This will lead up to a grand finale in the final event of the convention where the Avatar will face off against Vaatu
>This bleeds into other panels and events as we are always supposed to interact with attendees to help promote the narrative

Now for the story...
>Weekend-long convention, but all has been going swimmingly so far
>Effectively maintaining role along with Mako and Korra actors
>Mako suddenly abandons me for a little bit to spend time with his girlfriend (though admittedly this was pretty in character)
>Split from Korra as well
>It's time for Bolin to schmooze with the crowd
>"Hey, great to see you all! Howzit goin'? Any of you folk seen a giant spooky, kite lookin' thing? Kinda evil, menacing, might signal the end of the world?"
>Things are going well and people are very receptive to character portrayal
>Notice a 13-or-so year old boy in a Naruto cosplay has his eye on me, but is sorta keeping distance
>We'll call him, "Naruto-kid"

>>8464844

>Continue to work the crowd and be friendly as I work on maintaining the Vaatu storyline
>Suddenly, see a friend of mine attending the con, but of course know not to break character
>Greet him with, "HI! Nice to meetcha! Name's Bolin."
>He understands that I'm working, not just attending
>Goes on to ask me about my coat as he was interested in cosplaying Bolin
>"Oh, this? A tailor from Republic City actually made these for me, goes by the name of Draco. I could put you in touch with him sometime!"
>[I got it commissioned from a guy named Draco. I can give you his info.]
>It's at this moment I notice that Naruto-kid has approached and is sort of hanging around the nearby stairwell, hanging near the banisters
>Friend is interested in finding out more about the cosplay commision
>Before he can ask anything more however, Naruto-kid interjects
>"Hey, do you think your friend could fix the zipper on my jacket?"
>Realize he's pointing at his Naruto cosplay jacket
>"It's gotten stuck lately and I'm wondering if your friend can fix it!"
>"Oh, gee, I dunno. He's a pretty busy guy and usually works on making outfits, not so much fixing zippers and stuff like that. I would probably try to see if you can find someone else."
>"Oh okay."
>This is where I make my grave mistake
>"Hi, I'm Bolin! What's your name?"
>Naruto-kid pauses.
>"My name's NARUTO! I'm a Ninja from the Hidden Leaf Village!!"
>At this point my friend has decided to take his leave and walks away
>Little did I know I would soon envy him

>>8464884

So far this all seems pretty harmless. And admittedly, it was... for now.

>Thinking to myself that there's no harm in playing along, I do so
>"Wow! A ninja! That's pretty cool. I'm an earthbender myself."
>"Oh yeah? Well, I can use wind-jutsu!"
>"Wind Jutsu? What's that?"
>"I use my chakra to control the wind!"
>At this point, I do what I always do. I ask myself what would Bolin do.
>Almost immediately, I know the answer.
>"You control the wind? OH- So you're an AIR BENDER!"
>Naruto kid looks puzzled and then retorts
>"NOOO~ I use JUTSUS, not AIR BENDING!"
>"Right right. Y'know my friend Korra is an Airbender! And a Fire-bender... and well... she's the Avatar."
>"And I'm a Ninja! I'm a master of Wind-Jutsus! And I'm gonna be Hokage."
>"Cool! I have no idea what a Hokage is, but I'm sure you can do it."
>"Yeah. So anyway, I can do Rasengan and defeat almost anybody!"
>"What's a Rasengan?"
>"It's where I make like a vortex in my hand with my chakra."
>"Riiiiiight. So, Airbending!"
>"NOOOOOOO~ I use JUTSUUUUU"
>"Okay, clearly I'm not getting something here. So, you can control the wind with your energy right?"
>"Yes!"
>"Gotcha. And are there people who can do that with the earth and rocks and stuff?"
>"Yeah!"
>"Ah! So you know Earthbenders too!"
>"NOoOOOOoooOOO~"
>"Alright Naruto, I just don't get it. But y'know what? I bet my friend Korra can help! Let's go find her!"

>>8464844
>>8464884
>>8464888

This is so fucking cute so far though

>>8464888

Okay, so I'm basically asking for it, but I had hoped the kid would sorta give up or walk away. I was mistaken.

>After running upstairs, I quickly find my Korra co-star
>"Hey Korra!"
>"Hey Bolin! What's up!?"
>I explain to her that this Naruto fellow is some kind of bender
>Naruto-kid objects and insists otherwise
>He explains to her what his Jutsus are and how he does them
>Almost on cue, she responds
>"Oh, so you ARE a bender!"
>"NOOOOOOOOOooooo~"
>He then goes on to explain to me that the source of his energy comes from a Fox demon that's trapped in his stomach
>"In your stomach? You mean like how I usually hide Pabu under my shirt?"
>"NooooOOOOOOoooooO~"
>He then proceeds to ask me for my cellphone because he wants to show me a YouTube video.
>I explain that my Future Industries Mobile Prototype is not working and so I can't really help him
>Across the table, Korra hears all this and without thinking, does something I'll never forgive
>She hands Naruto-kid her smart-phone
>Naruto-kid procedes to open up a sequence from Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm 3 in which Naruto speaks with Kurama, the Fox Demon
>This video clip is over 3 minutes long
>I watch intently, because the reality is, Bolin would never deny a child something like this and would probably himself be interested anyway
>Finally, after sitting through a bunch of pointless stuff, Kurama appears in the video
>Ready for this moment, Naruto-kid points at the screen and says it
>"That demon is inside of me."
>"Wow, that's a pretty weird thing to have inside of you, but I'll take your word for it."

I'd begun to lose hope of ever finding salvation from this kid, but fortunately for me, salvation was on its way.

>>8464903

It is in the next few parts of the story that things transition from harmless to a problem.

>Coming full-speed around the corner, the actor responsible for holding our giant Vaatu prop came storming past our table
>This was it, my moment to finally escape Naruto-kid!
>I yell to Korra that we need to chase Vaatu and we do
>I look to Naruto kid and tell him that I've gotta go catch Vaatu and that maybe I'll see him later
>We begin to run around the convention both chasing Vaatu and shouting for Mako's help, hoping he'll come join us
>We made sure to never run fast enough to catch Vaatu so as not to break the storyline
>The chase leads us into the vendor hall where nobody other than staff and vendors were allowed to enter yet
>First goes Vaatu
>Followed by Korra
>Followed by me
>Followed by Naruto-kid.
>That's right. This kid ran past the people operating the entrance of the vendor room at full speed and there was nothing they could do about it.

>As I mentioned before, we never ran fast enough to catch Vaatu, and for good reason
>Naruto-kid was not like us
>Naruto-kid was a Ninja and he refused to let the bad-guy get away
>Running past Korra and me, Naruto-kid dashed ahead with his arms flung back like the way they do in the series
>He catches up to Vaatu in no time at all
>that's when it happened
>He started to punch the prop.
>with all his strength.
>The prop we needed for the final show that we'd built weeks in advance
>He was fucking assaulting it
>The actor holding the prop also had to dodge incoming fists so he wouldn't get punched in the face
>At this point, one of the staff who was trying to record this chase sequence stopped filming and pulled Naruto-kid away from Vaatu
>The actor took a moment to regain his composure and check the prop.
>He found no serious damage to it and began to put distance between us again
>Naruto-kid runs to my side with great pride on his face
>"I got em!"

>>8464914
>The staff member pulled us aside and thought that despite the shenanigans, it was a good time to take a photo with our staff in the corner of the room
>We walked away from Naruto-kid for a brief moment and thought this was a good idea too
>Since we were not where other attendees could see anyway, it was fine to suspend the scene for a bit
>As she readied the camera, all of the actors and staffers gathered together and posed
>Just as the photo is about to be snapped, a spiky, yellow object emerges from the bottom of the frame
>It's Naruto-kid
>Accepting this as a lost cause, the staffer just lets us leave and we resume the chase sequence
>We give Vaatu a head start and then begin chasing him.
>In my Bolin-way, I find the perfect way to stop us from catching him
>I run in front of Korra then trip myself
>She then "trips" over me
>Vaatu escapes
>Moments later, Naruto kid rejoins us
>"He's getting away!"
>I explain that there's nothing we can do about it, but Korra and I can take care of it from here
>I still need to find an excuse to get away from this kid
>I think of one
>"Hey, Naruto, listen up! Korra and I need to report to Chief Bei Fong immediately to tell her about what happened! We can't bring civilians with us, so you'll have to excuse us, alright?"
>Begrudgingly, he lets out a disapointed "alright..." and we flee to the staff room

You can more or less consider this like an intermission in the narrative that is Naruto-kid.

>>8464922
This is the cutest fucking thing! Do you have pics or videos of your sketches?

>>8464922

>My fellow actor and I finally escaped the menace that was Naruto-kid, but we knew this would not be forever.
>Realizing the issue on our hands, we agree to sit out for 15 or so minutes at least and then return to the show floor when the coast was clear
>In this time, we tell the staffers in the room the situation
>No one really thinks it's too bad of a problem so they let it go
>We leave the room, and by some grace, not a single Naruto in sight
>For now
>We resume our standard operating procedures and promote the story while also hunting for Vaatu
>Finally after what felt like an eternity, we found Mako
>I tell him the full story
>He finds it both hilarious and terrifying
>I realize the great irony is that if he was with me, we could have easily avoided the kid
>Bolin would NEVER turn away a child, but Mako could easily do so just because of his own personality
>I tell him this and he agrees. We resolve to work together to maintain our characters while also doing our best to not let Naruto kid get the better of us.
>Korra breaks away from our group for a short while and the two brothers begin to have a good time with the attendees
>We take photos and tell the story of Vaatu's attack, asking if people have seen him and so on
>Things are actually pretty fun

>>8464934
I'll take a look to see if I can find any of them.

>>8464922
Anon this is amazing. I'm definitely waiting for more. I like how your school's con does cool in character-skit things like that. It sounds really fun.

>>8464941

>As we continue to have fun with attendees, I feel something tapping on my shoulder
>I turn around and realize what an error I've made
>It's Naruto-kid
>"Heeeeeeeeeey, Naruto!"
>"Hi Bolin!"
>Naruto goes on to tell me that he has been trying to hunt down Vaatu and that he's going to get him.
>I explain that it's too dangerous and he should not do so
>He doesn't really agree, but that doesn't matter because what matters is that we're reunited
>After a short time, Mako puts on his tough-guy "I'm a cop" act
>Implying Naruto-kid is going to be scared off by a cop
>We can't really get him to go away
>Once again, Naruto-kid has planted himself into Team Avatar
>He makes himself part of the conversation even if it's Avatar related with guests
>He's not going anywhere without us
>But not for long
>Our Iroh and Cabbage-Man show up and want to grab food
>Korra is also nearby
>We decide to get food together, and so we do so
>Mako splits off to do his thing while we eat
>I tell Naruto-kid that the lunch is a private meeting and so we can't let him tag along
>He says that he understands and we get away once again
>While we eat, we reflect on the hilarity of these characters eating together and also the ridiculousness that is Naruto-kid
>I can't help but respect that he too is in character but that I also need him to calm down and give me space
>We finish our meal and Korra and I return to the con-floor.

>>8464972
>I've now made a game out of finding ways to get away from Naruto-kid
>Knowing it won't be too long until he returns, I prepare for my next excuse
>Sure enough, he pops back into the scene and makes his presence known
>A few minutes can be tolerated but there will be a point where we can't really comply with his behavior
>Suddenly, a hero emerges
>Another friend of ours who also is on staff appears
>He's cosplaying Naruto
>In what is easily the most stupid reason I've come up with yet, I explain that we can't possibly have two Narutos in one place
>Naruto-kid was too smart for this though
>"That's just one of my shadow-clones!"
>My hope lies in my friend who will either play along or make it stop
>"No. I'm not a shadow clone. You are!"
>Good enough.
>"Allllright, Naruto and Naruto, I don't know who to believe. So here's what I'll do. I'll spend some time with THIS Naruto and see if he's really a shadow clone or not. In the meantime, I can't have both of you here at once because I might get confused."
>Naruto-kid accepts this train of thought and leaves us
>I have never appreciated this friend more than I do in this moment

>>8464985
Home stretch!

>Korra and crew are needed with assorted panels so we find reprieve through the day from Naruto-kid for the most part
>It's now the final day of the convention and we're approaching the finale
>Thus far Vaatu has terrorized the convention, a Pro-Bending match, and more
>The final showdown soon approaches
>To get people psyched for the event, we are tasked with helping organize the line and convincing people that they should attend
>We've been doing a pretty good job so far and the line is getting huge
>We three members of Team Avatar rejoice over a job well-done
>Suddenly, in our little circle, something moves from behind Mako's arm
>A melting chocolate ice cream cone suddenly appears from behind him
>This cone was no ordinary cone
>This was Naruto-kid's cone
>He quickly ducks his way into our little circle
>His face is covered in melted chocolate ice cream as he continues to lick the cone
>He stops suddenly to say something
>"They don't have ice-cream in MY village!"
>He then points the cone at Mako
>"Want some?"
>Seeing this as WAY too close for comfort, he shouts WOAH and jumps back, narrowly avoiding getting ice cream all over his coat just 10 minutes before the finale

Any new stories from AX15? Since so many of you seemed to have gone to it this year.

>>8464985
>That's just one of my shadow-clones!"

kek'd

How is a 13 year old this delusional? He must've been a really lonely kid but jeeze, where were his parents?

>>8465043

>Mako tells him to stay away until his Ice cream is done, and Naruto-kid accepts.
>He's back less than a minute later.
>Realizing that we're so close to being done, and only need to stall for a few minutes more, I think of a final distraction
>"Naruto! We need your help one last time!"
>His eyes light up
>"What is it!?"
>"We have to stay up here to protect the front of the line, but we need to warn everybody in line that Vaatu is on the loose and that he's been spotted nearby. Can you complete this mission?"
>"YEAH!!"
>At full speed, there goes Naruto-kid, telling every person in line of the Vaatu threat
>I take pride in my quick thinking and think that we've done it
>I was wrong to speak too soon
>I get a tap on my shoulder
>I turn around and I'm not surprised
>"I've warned EVERYONE in the line!" he says with pride
>I pause with a look of disbelief, but I can't give up now
>"That's great! But... What about the others?!"
>"The others?"
>"Yeah! The others! All of the innocent people out there on the convention floor! They don't know, do they!? Do you think you can help warn them, too?"
>It's at this moment Naruto-kid says something I didn't expect
>"Are you just trying to keep me busy?"
>I look him square in the eye and tell it to him straight
>"NOOOOOO~! OF COURSE NOT!!"
>I don't stop.
>"We've got people to protect! I believe in you, Naruto! Now warn as many as you can!! We'll protect the rest of the line!"
>"Oooookaaaaay"
>Triumphant in this moment, I had really done it
>In the distance, one floor below where we were, I could see him telling so many people to be careful
>He was committed
>He was doing it
>He wasn't stopping
>And then he stopped
>Naruto-kid then made his return to the line.
>He came straight up to me and told me he'd done his job
>I thanked him for his hard work and bid him goodbye as it was time for the show to start
>we left and entered the ballroom for the finale

EPILOGUE SOON

>>8465053
all of this is so hilarious but cute, oh my god.

>>8465053
F5 F5 F5

BTW, I would love a photo of you guys in your cosplays, I totally want to see them! (Also, are your arms as nice as Bolin's?)

>>8465053
THE GRIPPING CONCLUSION

>Though much had been endured that weekend, my part in the tale of Naruto-kid came to a close
>The final event is a Murder Mystery show featuring the new Team Avatar and the cast of The Last Airbender
>This involved Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey shenanigans in which Vaatu goes back in time and possesses one of the characters from The Last Airbender
>Korra ends up thrown into the past because of this and must figure out who Vaatu possessed before it is too late
>The show is a success and people love it
>It concludes with Korra returning to the present and telling Mako and Bolin what happened
>We take our bows as a cast, destroy the cabbage cart, and break-down the set
>Closing ceremonies finish the evening and we are told we have a staff meeting for the actors
>The staff meeting involved some assorted issues from the con, but only one truly stuck out to me
>According to the people who were in the show after Mako and Bolin leave, one attendee was consistently harassing the actors during the parts where the cast mingles with the crowd
>They apparently even messed with Toph because it didn't make sense that she was looking for clues while being blind
>I look at Mako and already know what they're about to say next
>"It was a Naruto cosplayer"
>This comes as no surprise to me
>What surprised me more was what they asked next
>"Can you even imagine what that must have been like?"
>I stare them sqaure in the eye
>"Yeah, I can. Better than anyone else in this whole entire convention."

I don't know what became of Naruto-kid after that. Maybe he went on to terrorize more conventions, maybe he knew all along that he was being a nuisance.
One thing I know for sure is, despite all that stuff we went through, one thing is certain:

That kid had the time of his life at our convention.

Thanks for sticking with me to the end.

>>8465079
Thanks for the story, man. It was a good ride.

>>8465079
Cute story, thanks for sharing! Got any photos of you guys?

>>8465079
Amazing story! Really would love to see some photos of you guys.

The most horrific, heartwarming, hilarious and fucking disturbing thread I've read here. Kudos, 'guls.

>>8465101
>>8465090
>>8465078
Hey all, sorry for the delay. I won't post any pictures because I don't want to post everyone else's pics without them giving me consent. Sorry to disappoint, I know you were all looking forward to it.

>>8465078
>>8465090
>>8465101
>>8465142
Managed to find my Bolin coat, so I thought I would at least give you all a general idea. Didn't do my hair up or anything and obviously am not clean shaven now but I feel like this would give you guys enough of an idea.

>>8465221
Aw. you're pretty cute.

>>8452682
So how did this one resolve, years later?

>>8465221
Damn son.

>>8465234
>>8465281
You flatter me. Thank you.

>>8465300
I realize now that it still said Naruto Kid in my name and that people will get the wrong impression if they don't see the whole thread. Welp. Was nice knowing you all.

>>8463241
>>8463237

>We've been friends for a while
>He used to like me, but that was a LOONG time ago
>We went to Anime Expo together
>Oh, by the way, we shared a room
>And totally kept it a secret by omission, but that's not a big deal
>Wait, why are you upset?

Made your bed, sleep in it, etc.

>>8463237
>>8463241

Honestly, while I get their perspective, I think they are being irrational. They don't understand conventions, so that's why. Hotels are expensive, friends are friends, and everyone got in trouble for being honest at all. Drop your SO's and date eachother, call it a day.

>>8463237
>>8463241
Even knowing what goes on at conventions

ESPECIALLY knowing what goes on at conventions

You got what was coming

>>8463333
This... Plus there's really nothing sexual about sharing a bed. If I'm not gonna fug a person, sleeping in the same bed as them isn't going to change that. I've shared the bed with my brother, as well as female friends (I like girls too), and nothing's ever gone funny. Well, unless you count the time I woke up on the floor due to a friend's ultra-tossing.

>>8465386

Sharing a bed is fine if you're single, but sharing a bed when you have a significant other (who is not the person you are sharing the bed with) is skirting a betrayal of trust. You can holler about two adults sharing a bed not being sexual all you want, but know that you're the odd one out, and it's the equivalent of shouting about how wearing swastikas isn't racist because it's just a symbol and could do with hinduism and not nazism. It doesn't matter a lick of fuck what you think, because the connotation is still there.


And as far as "if I'm not gonna fug a person, sleeping in the same bed isn't going to change that", that's just wholly inaccurate, as the closeness and privacy can typically be a catalyst that triggers things that wouldn't otherwise have happened.

>>8465369
It'd be fine if they had let them know that they planned on doing it and the reasoning for it, but the fact that they both went behind their SO backs on it is a betrayal of trust.

>>8463241
/r9k/ would love this. I guess there just wasn't enough trust in that relationship.

>>8463106
the face looks like it was copy and pasted on jfc
>that nose
>her hand
>that dude's ear

>>8465221
You've got a great look for Bolin!

>>8465411
Thanks! That's why I auditioned for the role. I generally try to only cosplay when I think I can physically fit the part. But, this is /cgl/ so I doubt I need to explain that mentality.

>>8465396
>closeness and privacy can typically be a catalyst that triggers things that wouldn't otherwise have happened
But that can be applicable to multiple situations. I'm not going to suddenly ban my SO from going to his a female friend's house just because they could hypothetically have "closeness and privacy" there and hypothetically cheat. Probably an unpopular opinion, but it's usually one person on one side of the bed, the other on another, and then you conk out for 6+ hours, so thinking anything else happened just shows lack of trust.

>>8465396
Honestly if my girlfriend felt the need to tell me that she's sharing a bed with her friend at a con I would give her a "bitch is you serious" look. I'm not so petty and jealous that I would flip out about her being in a situation where politeness would necessitate she share a bed with a friend. But then, she and I are in our 30s and have never been into "cons in lieu of college parties" scene so, there's that I guess. Honestly you sound a bit paranoid.

>>8465429

The fact that you can take your relationship so lightly doesn't make other people who don't share your outlook paranoid.

>>8464794
damn, /b/ is way more gullible than /cgl/ when it comes to these stories

>>8465429
It's really a trust issue, maybe a married woman I'd trust more. Maybe it is a little odd that the floor is never an option, are people really above sleeping on the floor? Maybe some people put themselves in the same situation and consider how they will act, coming to the conclusion they might cheat themselves. Maybe it is insecurity.

Whatever the case the point is a little worry is understandable.

>>8465396
Have you ever had sex with someone ONLY because you happened to share a bed with them, because just the act of lying down in pajamas drove you from disinterest to sexual frenzy? A catalyst amplifies something that was already there to begin. And sharing a bed is a pretty fucking weak amplifier compared to something like alcohol.

>>8464798
Not me, but I was friends with two of the people who did. We spend nights at each other's places.

>>8465446
>Maybe it is a little odd that the floor is never an option, are people really above sleeping on the floor?
There's always the sofa if the other person is uncomfortable with sharing. Really though, the bed is a lot more comfortable even if you have to share it, so that's the preferable option.

>>8465429

It's not even a matter of "I don't trust you not to cheat :U", it shows a lack of respect for your significant other that you're not letting them know. You can be blase all you want, but it is something to worry about, even if it's a minor thing. Keeping that from your significant other is a sign you don't care about how they might feel about it, and showing disrespect for their feelings.

If your SO asks you for ten bucks, it's not a big deal by any means, and you can give it freely, but when your SO sneaks ten bucks out of your wallet without you knowing and only brings it up when you mention it, it's cause for alarm.

>>8465460
It's a matter of perspective though. My SO borrowing 10 bucks out of my wallet and then forgetting to tell me is a different deal than my SO sneaking out 10 bucks and only admitting it when I pressure them. Obviously, anon's situation is the former. I agree that her boyfriend had a right to be bummed out, but telling her to fuck off is an overreaction. Plus his general attitude towards her hanging out with her friend is pretty overprotective, judging only by the original post.

>>8465479

Telling her to fuck off is an overreaction, but it came after the male friend admitting he used to have feelings for his girlfriend, who he shared a bed with and didn't bother to tell either person's SO about until asked.

Your SO sharing a bed with a completely platonic friend without telling you is mildly worrying, but your SO sharing a bed with somebody who used to (and might still) have feelings for her without telling you is full-on "NOPE" level.

>>8465486
this

>>8465079
Well. That ended better than expected.

>>8465504
Hope you enjoyed.
What did you expect?

>>8465506

Not that Anon, but I was expecting some horror story where he jumped on stage, interrupting the finale.

All in all, it seems cute. He might have been a bit too much of a tagalong, but I honestly don't think he was delusional, he seemed like he was playing along the same as you, and was just excited to be RPing with the cool big kids.

I used to do essentially LARP stuff like that with my friends up to embarrassingly high ages, and then I became a GM for my online friends, so I guess you could say I never really stopped.

The fact she didn't say it was happening is what is weird

Couples talk about what they are doing, this includes I am going to a con with X or I just booked my room. The fact that sharing a room was never mentioned is weird, it shows a lack of communication and looks like it's being hidden.

Ok I've been holding this one in for a while and I think its about time to share it. It isn't anything to out there but def. something that peeves me to this very day.
Before we get to the story let me give a small background.
>2013
>Me and a group of friends have been planning to go to Anime Matsuri for months.
>This would be our first time going.
>Be me super excite about this considering AM is linked with major J-fash
>Baby lolita wanting to get her first brand dress.
>Everyone is super hyped especially me.
>A friend of the group, GG, asked if one of her co-workers could tag along.
>Never met this person but we agreed since we trusted the choices of GG.
>A few weeks/days before the con GG drops the news that she can't come with us because of work.
>Seriously sad because I love GG and want to hang with her.
>Her co-worker is still on board, tho.
>We all live a good 6 hour drive away from the con, so as a tradition we all gather into one person's house to spend the night and be ready to leave the next morning.
>First group of people to show up at my place are two of my good friends. The bae, let's call her Luna, and my 'big bro,' let's call him Jesus because I prayed so much not to cut a bitch after this con was done.
>They get settled then the co-worker later on comes in.
> My expectations dropped.
>She got the name of 'Beached Whale' after the whole incident. But we'll call her Whale-chan as the name is pretty self explanatory.
>First time meeting this girl and welcoming her into my house.
>Right off the bat I could feel the weeb vibrating off of her blubber. (I swear I'm not being mean just for the hell of it.)
>badvibes
>She was p. shy at first but right away got comfortable with everything.
>Being the host I was being good and asked what she liked and her interests.
>can't recall too much of what she said but YAOI and Deathnote are a major part in that and that was all good, that seemed 'normal'
Cont'

>>8465486
>but it came after the male friend admitting he used to have feelings for his girlfriend,
This. Not to be that anon but I would bet anything that he still has feelings. You don't properly lose that unless you stop liking the person. it is always kinda there deep down and a situation like hanging out together having fun and then sleeping in the same bed possibly after drinking, big nope

>>8465486
I thought they just shared a room, not bed, as in a room with 2 beds

>>8465514
Yeah, all in all, it could have been way worse. It is something that we talk about and sort of dread, but also brings a smile to people's faces. He was playing along just as I was.

Speaking of being in character, I actually got into a fight with my then girlfriend at the convention. This is because even though I warned her I would do it, she got really fucking mad at me for pretending we were strangers as I introduced myself as Bolin to her and refused to acknowledge my real-self or anything else.

She said she deserved to be treated better than that but I told her that the job came first. I don't regret my decision.

>>8453575
>ethno sailor moon
>weave
why do black people hate their hair so much
sage for offtopic

>>8465532
well that is just being no fun. She should have tried to seduce Bolin

>>8465526

Sharing a room in that situation is still pretty bad, especially since you only really have it at their word that it was a two bed.

*Not much of a background oops forgot to delete that part. Anyway-
>We all go up to my room, it's cluttered because we we're working on last minute touches to cosplay and such.
>Whale-chan automatically makes a big fuss about the room being a mess.
>tbh my room is tiny as fuck and how we managed to fit in there is amazing to me.
>Whale-chan claims a good part of my room to set up her stuff when she sees some of my lolita dresses out as I was sorting for a coord for the con.
>"Oh my GOSH anon!! You're into LOLITA?"
>casual shrug 'yeah, I just recently got into it...'
>She goes on how she's been into the fashion for SO LONG and how she was so envious of the dress I had out.
>She gets up and opens me closet to look at the rest of my dresses.
>what is privacy?
>"WOW ANON!! All this must cost like around $1000!!"
>Like three dress from Bodyline and one from Chess Story. Much money yes.
> Whale-chan starts to brag about how she makes her own dresses and how she's studying fashion at the community college.
>She also was bragging how her 'steam-punk' cosplay was going to look so good that she even brought her own prop with her.
>(It wasn't till GG told me there was no such thing in that college.)
>Once we all finally got to bed we all noticed how she made really.. awkward noises when she slept and it was in general very unsettling. Nothing like snoring either.
>Time to go to the con
>Get up at 6am
>Pack up the mini van
>Whale-chan's shit taking up 40% of the room.
>Whale-chan starts bitching about being at the hotel at a certain hour or else they'll kick us out of the room even though we payed for it.
>what???
>"Yeah my mom use to work at a hotel, I would know this stuff so we have to hurry!!"
>She wakes up my mother about this
>cool mom is having no shit with that stupidity and tells her to settle her ass down.
>Whale-chan has a fit about the seating arrangement, via she wanted to sit next to Jesus.
>fuckno
>Eventually everything is set and we're on the road to AM.

>>8465537
yeah but it was only a couple of days, when most of the day/night was probably spent out of the room?
also did they mention if the other friend she had stayed with before was male or female?
because if the other friend she stayed with was male I probably wouldn't have said much either

>>8465543

A couple of days with the two of them probably spending a lot of time together, since they went together, having fun, getting caught up in the moment, possibly drinking, then returning to the hotel room at the end of the night?

If you can't see the potential for trouble there, you've not been in many of the threads with people talking about con hookups. Trysts, cheating, threesomes, sex parties, and the like are all SUPER common at Cons.

>>8465442
It's less that I take it lightly and more that I know and trust my gf and am perfectly aware of con culture, the nature of hotel room sharing, etc. I've shared a con hotel bed with my roomie and the idea of feeling like I would *need* to tell my gf that it happened is a little creepy? Like, it implies the possibility of attraction or interest and I'm reassuring her it's not going to happen because she knows about it, when there's absolutely 0 interest on my and my roomie's part. Treating her like she needs to tell me the details of her con room arrangements would just feel like I'm mistrustful of her or paranoid or jealous, suspicious of her having secret attractions to other people that she's willing to act on, etc.

Basically if your partner is going to cheat on you because they happened to share a bed with someone at an anime con then uh, they were probably going to cheat no matter what.

>>8465543
>yeah but it was only a couple of days
of just them doing stuff together, kinda like a girlfriend and boyfriend do on holiday

>also did they mention if the other friend she had stayed with before was male or female?
I think the point was more they were in a group. Plus seeing as she forgot to say (which looks like purposefully) just sews seeds of doubt

The guy overreacts but he has some right to be annoyed

>>8465549
BTW, I do agree in the case of this specific anon where her SO shared a bed with someone who was known to have feelings for them (not ok!), but I'm saying the general outburst of "oh god ALWAYS tell your SO if you're sharing a bed!!!" is a little over the top.

>>8465549
You are playing dumb. If you didn't tell your partner you were only going with one person of the opposite sex, who had/may have feelings for you, and you are sharing a room they would have the right to ask wtf. Why leave out that bit of information if nothing was happening? It just shows a lack of communication in general

>>8465557
Read
>>8465556

>>8465549

That just makes you jaded, or possibly naive. It doesn't make other people paranoid, mistrustful, or jealous.

You honestly sound like you're trying too hard to act like you're super confident in your relationship. Besides, this isn't about "Well, there's 20 people in a room, so obviously somebody's gonna have to share the bed", this is about "My girlfriend is sharing a room alone with a guy who has feelings for her."

If there are 20 people in the room, of course nothing is going to happen, which is why he wasn't concerned about her when she went into a group the previous time.

Two people alone is a wholly different matter, and has nothing to do with "hotel room sharing culture".

>>8465549
It's still super shady to forego telling someone about it.
My boyfriend and I tell each other everything and both are allowed to look through each other's messages if we want to (but most of the time we don't). Nobody is breathing down anyone's neck but we live together so it's natural that we share everything. Relationships are different, I'm not gonna say what you should do with yours so why do you call someone possessive and judge what they do with theirs? If one person isn't comfortable with it, is that not reason enough? They're not demanding crazy things like not talking to any member of the opposite sex or whatever, so what's the big issue?
If you feel the need to police others' relationships and constantly keep repeating 'I trust my gf, I trust my gf' when it's not about your relationship at all, I get the feeling that you're taking out your fear and insecurities on OP.

I'm certainly not the one to tell you what to do with your SO but at the same time I don't go apeshit when someone disagrees with my opinion of relationships

>>8465549

Withholding information your SO might object to is /not/ the basis of a trusting relationship. You can act like being honest and open is acting "mistrustful, paranoid, or jealous", but it's far worse holding stuff like that back.

I'm not really sure how you can say that keeping secrets or willingful omission is less untrustworthy than mentioning it.

>Whale-chan pretty much whines a lot of the way there.
>Luna was unfortunate enough to have to sit next to her, luckily she had her headphones to 'tune out' the wailing.
>Did I mention how she REALLY wanted to sit next to Jesus?
>At on pit stop she offered to switch me seats and I was just like no.
>this girl was acting like she was in the sahara and Jesus was a fresh pond of water.
>After hours of driving we get there.
>We get our room keys and head up.
>Hype is starting to build again.
>We all change into our respective outfits.
>I get dressed up in my coord and fucking ready to go.
>I want my brando
>Our hotel room is a block or two down the street so we have to get there via walking which is really no big deal.
>We get to the con and wait our turn to grab our badges.
>Already pre-reg but it takes almost an hour or two to get it.
>By the time we got what we needed the panels we wanted to go to had started.
>Really wanted to go to the vendors room.
>Whale-chan was the only one going there directly.
>Nah
>Make the mad dash with other friends.
>Spend most of the time with Luna and Jesus. Go grab a bite. Head back to the con.
>Whale-chan is no where to be found.
>Last thing she said was she was tired and going back to work on her steam-punk cosplay.
>kk
>Head to the vendors room thinking it closed at 9pm
>Actually closes at 7pm
>Heart slightly crushed.
>Luna and Jesus say there is always tomorrow to go grab the brando and they give me hope.
>Head back to the room. Whale-chan completely taking up the fold out couch and says she wouldn't mind sharing it.
>Specifically saying for me and Luna to have the fluffy bed and for her to sleep with Jesus.
>Ahaha
>We wait for her to pass out and cuddle all on one bed.
>We sleep like a bug in a rug in the king sized bed.

>>8465560
That isn't an answer, it's deflection. Partners should tell each other what they are doing because you should care. This is especially true when the person they are sharing with may still want to bone

Not much of a story but there was this one girl in my high school class who actually thought she was a vampire and ended up in a mental hospital because she attacked someone to "feed off" them. Not to mention public Facebook roleplaying and describing highly sexual things with her boyfriend at the time for everyone to see. That was a hot mess.

I also used to be friends with this one girl that was a total weeb and made fun of at school, but she was actually a really nice person and not an annoying weeb, it was actually pretty cute. The most weebish thing she would do is cosplay to school or in public. But shit went down in her family (her mom tried to murder her, shit like that) and when she's upset she tends to overeat. Last time I saw her she tripled her weight (and she was pretty fat before). She also got more weebish, but in the weird way and less cute, and is now dating a guy that tried to rape her because "she feels like she can't date anyone else." I feel bad for her, but she's getting the help she needs now, and I guess that's for the best.

I also used to be apart of my high school's anime club. Man that was fun. Except for that one kid that stalked me and said we were going to have children together to create the "master otaku race." That was his exact reason when I told him to stop stalking me btw.

I used to be a weeb myself, I kind of miss those days a lot since I was naïve and oblivious to anything but anime and pretty happy with myself. But now that I'm self-aware I can never go back lol

>>8465572
Lolwhat? No, I am saying that the simple act of going to a con and sharing a bed while you are at the con should not be something noteworthy enough to "need" to tell your partner. As long as there are no extenuating circumstances or established "tell me if you do this" clause, then it shouldn't be regarded as a default "you MUST tell your SO if you do this" thing.

If you are sharing the bed with someone who is into you, or your ex, or whatever... what the fuck, you probably shouldn't be doing that at all, and yes, you need to tell your SO and ask for their forgiveness if you DO make the poor decision of doing it.

>>8465584
>then it shouldn't be regarded as a default "you MUST tell your SO if you do this" thing.
It should because that's the polite thing to do. You sound like you've cheated on someone and are trying to cover your ass.

>>8465584
Anon I wouldn't try to reason with them.. I see people like that all the time. This one girl I used to be friends with literally threw a tantrum and freaked out on her boyfriend because he liked another girl's random Instagram picture and didn't tell her why. I agree that you need communication in a relationship but there's a line between communication an downright control (or rather being jealous and suspicious of every single little thing that happens to your SO)

>>8465546
>If you can't see the potential for trouble there, you've not been in many of the threads with people talking about con hookups. Trysts, cheating, threesomes, sex parties, and the like are all SUPER common at Cons.

>>8465584
Them going to a big events and probably cosplaying which is likely a big hobby should be something you talk about. A healthy relationship should have both partners talk about what they like even if they are just listening because they care about the other.

The post said he use to have feelings which is already a big deal but a good relationship can deal with that. She should have the courtesy to tell him though and same if it was the other way around. If there is nothing to hide then don't hide it.

and honestly this >>8465586

>>8465586
Oh lord, no. I've just had a super-possessive SO and I know how awkward and terrible it can feel having someone "subtly" hint that they suspect you of whoring it up at cons when you attend them with your friends.

>>8465590
>there's a line between communication an downright control
how is just telling your partner what you are doing being controled? Not even in detail just hey I am going with X and sharing a room with them. If he were to freak out and try to ban her if she hadn't hidden it then that would be controlling but not like she let it come out

Forgot to mention that the fashion show was that day and it was so hella even Jesus was pumped after it and it changed his life forever.
>Getting on to day two.
>We all get up a bit after noon since we hadn't gotten much sleep with noisy Whale-chan.
>Luna and Jesus head down stairs to get breakfast.
>It's just me and Whale-chan.
>Eventually gets up and starts getting ready and dressed up as Matryoshka!Gumi
>Really like this cosplay and I'm fond of it.
>Get's dressed and starts putting make-up on.
>Whale-chan suddenly comes over to me and starts talking to me.
>"You know I think I'm going to make a new cosplay for the Attack On Titan panel"
>"Ok but with what?..."
>She fucking pulls out this brown-yellowish blanket from out of no-where.
>"From THIS! DUH!" she quickly turns around.
>wherethefuck.jpg
>Imminently starts texting the others.
>"I mean I can make myself a big TITAN HAND from this!"
>what
>"YEAH like that hand that'll come out of no where and grab the other cosplayers!"
>She's wrapping the blanket around herself and searching around for something.
>Jesus asked if it was his blanket
>nope.jpg
>It's the fucking hotel's.
>"But... Whale-chan isn't that the hotel's blanket?"
>"Yeah, but I'm sure they wouldn't mind if I put it to good use!
>put it to good use.
>Panics even more when she starts asking where the scissors are.
>Hides them out of her sight.
>The others finally come back.
>Jesus tries to discourage Whale-chan's idea and she easily gives in. Luna gave me an uncertain look and I just shook my head.
>Luna and Jesus get ready after we all eat something.
>At this point it's starting to get late.
>Whale-chan starts showing us her steam-punk cosplay
>Its literally a sheet with poorly sewn on bead and a door handle on it.
>yes a door handle.
>She flung it over her body and everything practically flew off of the sheet.
>Needless to say we had a bead infestation afterwards that.
>Finally everyone is ready to leave.

>>8465592

Well, my first and only threesome was at a con with my GF and another girl, but tons of stories usually crop up in threads on here, we had a "Lewd Con stories" thread a while ago that got pretty full of all sorts of stuff.

If you really think about it, a bunch of nerdy, often sex-starved people spending copious amounts of time with people who are often dressed up as waifus/husbandos, an atmosphere that reduces inhibition, and the fact that a lot of them get drunk means there's all sorts of debauchery going on.

>>8465602
>>8465592
not even that. You have a lot of drunk people having fun who are basically on holiday, there is gonna be a ton of sex

>>8465601

>A cloth with bead and a door handle on it.
>Steampunk

What.

>>8465606

Of course, that's the primary factor, but the general thirstiness of the nerd community really cranks things up a notch.

>>8465598
Then it sounds like you're projecting your past issues on people who are being reasonable about sharing information with their SO.

>>8465607
I kid you not she BELIEVED in her bones it was steampunk

>>8465614
actually believed in her blubbler that it was.

>>8465600
I know from experience that people often feel pressured to tell their SO stuff when the SO is a possessive, jealous shithead. I would definitely tell them where I was going but the details about sharing a bed with someone is just unnecessary especially if you guys are just friends. I actually told my ex (when we were still together) that I was going to room with my best male friend of 6 years who had a girlfriend... lol big mistake. My ex was a psychotic little shit and threatened suicide if I went. One of the reasons why we broke up.

>>8465616
>but the details about sharing a bed with someone is just unnecessary
no offence but you sound like a slut

>>8465616
Same anon here. I'm not saying that's the case for everyone but it is for some people and it was for me.

>>8465613
I'm just trying to offer a different perspective, anon. As long as it is established that you want to know your partner's sleeping arrangements before the con happens, that's fine.

But it's not always the most *natural* thing to bring up - a lot of veteran congoers are used to sharing beds and not thinking anything of it, so if you suddenly drop a "it upsets me that you share a bed with people that aren't me" bomb on them out of the blue, you'll come off as clingy.

>>8465621
I didn't add in a part that I meant. It's unnecessary if you were in my situation and wanted to go to a con with your best male friend of 6 years and 2 other females in the room. Or even just as friends. Of course if you were sharing a bed with someone with the intention of cheating that's bad lol. But I wasn't.

>>8465625
Yeah okay, you want to play devil's advocate, fine. But what happened in that scenario was not quite alright as she was most definitely lying by ommission/deceiving him.

>>8465616

Details about sharing a bed with somebody are absolutely necessary. Your ex being a psycho doesn't change that fact. That's like saying that your because your SO is crazy and demands you double-wash a plate every time you use it, it's completely unnecessary to ever wash plates unless they're absolutely filthy.

>>8465625
>So if you suddenly drop a "it upsets me that you share a bed with people that aren't me" bomb on them out of the blue, you'll come off as clingy.

That is a completely justified response, and is in no way clingy.

>>8465626
You sound like you don't really give a shit about your SO feelings, and are writing off any objection they might have with that as just being "possessive"

>We all get downstairs.
>Whale-chan notices that its a bit rainy outside and suggests to get a cab.
>It was raining harder earlier.
>The rest of us really have no problem with the rain, it was really wasn't too bad.
>Whale-chan INSISTS on getting a cab because she had her precious tablet with her.
>A consecutive groan as we go to the front desk and ask for a cab.
>30 minutes go by
>No cab.
>Almost an hour or two go by.
>This one cab slowly drives up to the drive way and parks to the side.
>Sees us heading towards it.
>The fucker backs up and skits away.
>Are you kidding.
>Looks at the time.
>panics
>Whale-chan refuses to move from her spot because she will not have her glorious steampunk cosplay defiled. And she didn't want her shit wet.
>Luna steps out to check how heavily it was raining.
>"It's not even RAINING it's literally a sprinkle."
>Whale-chan complained again about her tablet.
>At this point I was panicking even more.
>fuck this
>Starts walking off towards the con.
>Jesus hesitates but follows with his speaker on his shoulder and pumping some music trying to get the hype back.
>Luna fucking grabs Whale-chan's tablet and shoves it into her back and follows along.
>I'm nearly running to the con.
>The other's are trying to catch up
>Whale-chan lagging behind.
>Literally out of breath once I get inside.
>Luna and me take a quick breather before we head to the vendors.

>>8465628
Right, which is why I mentioned upthread that it was definitely shady in that situation. But my problem came in when people started chiming in with "of COURSE you tell your SO ANY time you share a bed with ANYone" - like c'mon that doesn't seem 100% practical for every relationship and will likely seem shady for plenty of people.

But yeah we are definitely in agreement for that anon's situation. Very sus.

>>8465629
>That is a completely justified response, and is in no way clingy.
I'm sorry anon but there are lots of people who will find this clingy, especially if they attend tons of cons where sharing a bed is basically a given and likely the least sexy thing in the world.
>see: the story going on around us where the hambeast keeps trying to get the guy to share a bed with her

>>8465629
Nah he really was possessive. So much that he gave death threats to my family. I could go on but it's not relevant.

>>8465632
Oh I see, yeah fair enough. Sorry this whole shit is a clusterfuck.
>>8465629
Yeah communication is important, but if every single detail needs to be relayed to each other, isn't there already something wrong with the relationship? Like there is no trust.

>We get to the floor that the vendors are at.
>Almost there
>i can taste the brando
>Suddenly see a large group...
>no its not a group
>It's a FLOW of people leaving the vendors room.
>My heart fucking sank.
>I ran over to the entrance and tried to get in but the officers there told me that the vendors room had JUST closed.
>Fucking-
>Walks out of the way of the people holding back slight tears
>It may seem childish to cry so I tried not to do so
>but man I fucking was so pumped for the brand booths..
>The Baby... The AP... The Putumayo...
>My heart was shattered after months of prep for this con and the hype for the brando.
>Luna obviously saw how beat up I was about this and comforted me, saying how there is always Sunday.
>I knew there was little to no hope for Sunday.
>It was bad enough that I was stupid enough not to go Friday but inventory must be at it's lowest to nothing Sunday.
>Throws self a small pity party.
>Get's over it and tries to hope for a better tomorrow.
>Tries to regroup with Jesus, doesn't even want to look at that fucking whale.
>As we are looking we see another Matryoshka cosplayer walk past us.
>We complimented them on their cosplay and they did ours.
>It was a little something that made me smile
>I was examining their cosplay but then I realized-
>Fuck- we forgot our gloves.
>It wasn't even a big deal and I brushed it off
>But then guess who I hear yelling at the top of her voice?
>"HEY ANON!! AT LEAST THEY REMEMBERED THEIR GLOVES!!"
>hellnoyoudidn't
>Whale-chan appeared out of fucking no-where.
>you little fuck
>She snorted like she just made the funniest joke in the world and stopped the other Matryoshka cosplayer to get a picture of them.
>i swear to Jesus.
>The poor soul was obviously giving Whale-chan a face as she took the picture and nodded us a small goodbye.
>i'm going to fucking cut a bitch
> I almost blacked out.

>>8465645

Not every single detail needs to be relayed to each other, but the fact that you're sleeping in a bed with somebody else is kind of a big detail.

>>8465651
Oh god, I hate this bitch for you. Please tell me you got some burando on Sunday.

>>8465655
Not if you attend multiple cons a year... I mean really, it'd get redundant after con #2.

>>8465658
I second this.
These events already happened, set in stone and I am still rooting for you.

>>8465662
You know what's getting redundant? This conversation.

I hope you don't end up actually acting like this with some SO because, unless they're some kinda cuck, you aren't going to keep them.

>>8465651
>pumped for glorious burando
>taking this much time to leave your friggin hotel room
>waiting 2 whole fucking HOURS for a cab when it's just one block away

God. This whole story is like watching a horror flick where the heroine keeps screaming her lungs out and tripping over her own feet.

Jesus christ, the fucking endless loop of what's acceptable and what's not in relationships.

Take that shit to /adv/ for fuck's sake. It's starting to get annoying and you're going to end up making the thread hit Bump-Limit, costing us all of this magic.

>>8465630
Go on...

>>8465517
Learn to greentext, you should me shortening things a lot more.
Thanks for your efforts though

>>8465616
>but the details about sharing a bed with someone is just unnecessary especially if you guys are just friends.
it really isn't, especially if one of those friends once had feelings. If this wasn't the first time the two had gone alone and shared yet nothing happened then yeah you don't need to go into every detail, an offhand mention would be nice but no problem. But this seems like it wasn't and the whole situation looks suspicious as fuck to anyone outside

>i was gonna murder a bitch.
>Luna saw my anger and grabbed my arm
>im gonna kill her
>She started yelling to me about something but at this point I was almost gone.
>someone get me a spear so i can kill this whale.
>(I might add that I don't get mad very easily and it takes a FUCKING LOT to even get me to get physically upset)
>Not only the fact that she made me miss an opportunity to make my dreams come true, oh no, Whale-chan didn't stop at that.
>She openly humiliated me and taunted me about a small mishap in my cosplay.
>she should have looked in the mirror first before talking shit.
>Oh the amount of fumes I was giving off could be considered a biohazard.
>I still feel so bad for Luna, she's never seen me that mad and I've known her for years.
>She was petrified.
>Of course the Whale took no effort in staying for this.
>She simply flipped her blanket of a cap and kept on walking.
>Luna had to DRAG me out of range from the Whale and calm me down inside a restroom.
>Even some other cosplayers and a few lolitas where asking if I was ok and Luna had to explain the ordeal that just happened.
>Some lolitas even tried to console me about the whole thing which I thought was really sweet and if you're out there reading this I thank you.
>Eventually we find Jesus.
>Tell him everything.
>welp.
>Spend the rest of the day avoiding the whale.
>Go raving.
>Everything is pretty great.
>Get back to the hotel with no care in the world.
>By the time we got back apparently the Whale had packed up all of her things and had her mother come all the way up to get her.
>Praise Jesus.
>Come Sunday I rush to get everything on and run to the con like no tomorrow.
>Managed to get to the AP booth
>Everything is sold out.
>ok.jpg...
>Get to the other booths.
>THERE IS HOPE.

>>8465696
>THERE IS HOPE.
F5 F5 F5

>I was able to snag my very first brand piece from BABY and I swear I almost cried.
>(Sweet Cream Strawberry Ribbon JSK) ftw
>Snagged a few other goodies while I could.
>Celebrated with Dennys and life was good again.

To this day I haven't heard of Whale-chan again. And I'm more than happy about that.
I later found out that she had quilted my parents into taking her out to eat because she was 'sooo hungry' before we had left.

Whale-chan did nothing but talk about my clothes and how much my dresses would 'cost' if all sold together...
Hmmm..
That's still pretty sketchy if you ask me. But in the end everything was good!

>>8465658
I still hate her. And GG regrets and was sorry for us.
>>8465671
yeah it was pretty horrible. In all honesty I wish I would have been smarter about the walking thing but damn the hype was too real it clouded my judgement.
>>8465682
It's like 6 in the morning and I haven't slept but i'll keep that in mind next time anon thnx

>>8465630
>>8465651

What time did you leave your hotel room for the vendors to be closed by the time you had waited maybe 2-3 hours to get there?

>>8465712
I know we woke up around 12 or 1 pm.
Then Luna and Jesus went out to go grab food and that took a while too since everything was on foot.
I prolly should have mentioned that the con wasn't just a block away but a good 20-30 minute walk depending on how fast you go.

>>8465701
Aww congrats on your burando dress, anon! I am so relieved you ended up getting something. Also relieved that you haven't seen the whale-chan since then, she sounds like a nightmare.

>>8465716
Thank you so much anon! <3 I'm really happy too and I cherish that dress!
She was, even the stuff I took out to shorten this still didn't compare to what she was like!

almost all of these stories
> tldr: didn't assert myself, got walked all over like the door mat I am

>>8465601

IM LOVING THIS FFS

>>8465736
This is why we learn from our mistakes. Only human, anon. Only human.

>>8465506
The moment you mentioned ice cream, I feared the worst.
Nice to know it was averted.

>>8463241
Those two need to calm the fuck down.

>>8465826
>thisisbait.jpg

>>8465579
Are you talking about someone named Felix? Cause holy shit

>>8465579
I mean Felix is her online handle, her IRL name is related to her birthday (don't want to get more specific)

>>8452580
>uses iPhone screenshot as proof
>mentions he has a flip phone in the story
Ummm

>>8466109
It's all right. This thread is basically a campfire and we're all sitting around it telling ghost stories.

>>8465965
Nope. Another nutcase. Sorry anon!

>>8465079
That's one of the least horrific con horror stories ever. Thanks for sharing.

If that kid matures and gains some self-awareness, he might be a fine actor some day too.

>>8465601
>>8465630
>>8465651
>>8465696
>>8465701
I'm GG from this story, literally texted protag-chan in the early morning which she was typing this when I saw the first part.

In any case, here's a bit of background on BWC. She was attending the same community college I was and I met her through work as we were both tutors. Most of my coworkers at the time were a bunch of normies and how our hours were set up I only really saw BWC and some really chill soccer dude. BWC was pretty tamed at first until I complimented her Hetalia shirt, which was a huge mistake. She had this incredibly elitist attitude to her about everything.

"Oh GG you're into lolita? WELL I'M DESIGNING THESE CHARACTER LOLITA OUTFITS FOR ME AND MY NIECE! LOOK AT HOW RORI WE'LL BE!!"
"GG I see you're playing an mmo, BUT THAT IS THE WORST LET ME SHOW YOU THIS ENTRY LEVEL SHIT." (I'm not going to lie, I kinda enjoyed it because I'm weak when it comes to games so I tend to enjoy pretty much anything that'll distract me for a few hours.)
"Oh so you styled that wig, huh? WELL I MADE A WIG FROM SCRATCH AND IT'S FOR HOWL FROM HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE, YOU'VE PROBABLY NEVER HEARD OF IT, BUT MY WIG CHANGES COLORS."
"I have built wings that were a ten foot wing span and they move on their own and they're so steam punk they literally puff out steam."

Because I never really encountered a weeb to this caliber - and because she was harmless for the most part, even willing to buy me food a lot of the times - I kinda stuck around her, it was interesting to say the least. Again, she wasn't too bad and was relatively nice to me, but in a sorta passive-aggressive way I never picked up on until now. Gonna set this up for protag-chan, sorry for the confusion, but trust me it's a little worth it.

>>8463237
>>8463241
Sounds like you should date the chill guy and his bitch GF should date your bitch BF. They can be irrationally jealous together.

>>8466184
You could have probably shattered her whole world by telling her Howls Moving Castle was written by an English woman.

>>8466184
BWC was at the community college pursuing an associates in art. I mean, I can't really make fun of her as one of my closest friends is currently doing the same but boy oh boy did she make it seem as if she was doing something better than me. Due to some shit going down the first semester I was in a university, I had to transfer to the community college, which was alright since I was still confused on what I wanted to pursue. Of course this wasn't acceptable to BWC. I was 18(?) at the time of meeting her and assumed she was close to my age as well since no self respecting adult would wear the outfits she wore to work. While there was no dress code at the time, it was heavily implied that you had to look like you knew what you were doing. But naaaaaah, BWC was sure that you would gaze upon her acne-face framed by her dusty brown, frizzy as fuck hair, which somehow still looked like a goddamn mess even with her Invader Zim beanie. Of course she had some sort of band/anime/trashy Hot Topic shirt along with the same pair of jeans and flipflops. At first I thought she was poor since she used a recycling bag - one of those cloth ones - as a lunch bag. That was until she busted out her expensive drawing tablet and expensive laptop and showed off her expensive . Did I mention how expensive it all was? Because BWC surely did. In any case she would take any "hint" she could to remind me that I was too smart to be here and too good to be tutoring. Honestly I didn't mind because aside from two weeks of heavy work, it was all really calm and tamed. The students were relatively nice and the pay was good, our supervisor could be better but he was doing his best. In any case, BWC would turn around from pressuring me about not doing something "better" to talking about how great her life will be when she designs video game characters. Which later turned into designing stage costumes or designing alternative fashion, it was hard to keep up.

>>8466256
Oh man, I would've loved to, but listening to her explain how she sewed pic related into a wig that changed from blonde to black was fantastic. Honestly, asking her questions on how she did whatever she claimed was the best to watch her kinda fumble around with words before deciding I was too "new" to understand.

>>8466267
Moving on, I am usually told - by students - that they don't trust me as a tutor since I'm too young (sometimes their kid's/grandchild's age) but they eventually warm up to me. My dad is a teacher so tutoring came pretty natural and I was really leaning towards a teaching position since it was something I was comfortable with.

Accidentally told BWC this and she flipped on me, telling me how students would eat me alive since I'd look 15 when I'd start teaching (I have chubby cheeks and am short, I can see where she'd get this from, but still). In any case, she was super convinced that the only path for me was to be a professional cosplayer. Having lurked around cgl for awhile I realized that was a dumb idea, but I'm a sucker for compliments and just kinda listened as she boasted about how I'd model all her latest outfits. I wanted to laugh since she had yet to show me ANYTHING she'd sewn/made while I had constantly delivered with wig styling, full cosplay pictures, progress shots, etc. It was fine with the whole pro-cosplayer thing until she began to brag to my coworkers. My step-brother was also working with us (he later told me some of his middle school experiences with her) and knew I wasn't too happy to start talking to my really normal coworkers. They all kinda shrugged it off and sometimes even asked me to patch up things for them. BWC was offended they never asked her but hey, I was the "pro" here. She eventually got to talking and telling everyone about her elaborate outfits and props, when asked for pictures, she'd say something about never getting any good shots, etc. Naaah, BWC too cool for that.

>>8465532
I don't understand why she couldn't have played along. She could have just pretended to be a Bolin fangirl or something, to have an excuse to talk to you. If someone's working then it's kind of a given that they can't give you their full attention...

>>8466149
Nah, I just appreciate knowing. It's just kind of sad that there are at least two people in the world who exactly meet that description.

>>8466496
Aye, she was bein' pretty uncool looking back on it. Here I am trying to do the best job I can and here she is being a baby about not being number one for one weekend when I made her number one whenever I wasn't working.

Glad to be out of that one.

>>8466867
Oooh yeah, I was going to ask if you two wound up splitting. I'd want to date someone who could understand that I'm essentially a face character and acting for a few days. People who don't have enough good humor to play along aren't really worth it. Hope your newer relationships go better

>>8466184
>>8466267
>>8466302
lmao, hello, I'm a friend of GG and protag-chan here, and boy did my art professor have stories about BWC. You've heard from GG about attempting to get into art. I'm also pursuing an associates in art, because really drawing is the only thing I Want to Get Better At! Unlike BWC though, I actually recognized that I wasn't the best and that had a lot to learn.
Somehow, I forgot how the subject came up, my professor told me about BWC when she had attended their class. She was one of those art students who was completely convinced that she could completely focus on anime and anime-only for her semester. My professor is a very straight forward person and is not afraid to critique you and... just generally rip into you until your mistakes are bleeding out in front of you. A good man, I loved them so.

>>8467893
BWC was not fond of him. She felt she was being targeted by him for not being able to draw anime- and he always reminded that there was no problem with drawing anime! The real problem was her stubborn attitude on refusing to learn what was being taught in a fucking Art Design class and not wanting to see that exaggerating an already exaggerated style was just Not A Good Idea. Holy shit.

Apparently her boyfriend was also in this class, and in attempts to impress him.... she would do this "cutesy" action of fixing her glasses with her middle finger right out in the open with a smug grin towards the professor. Ofc professor doesn't want to teach an edgy sixth grader in a college class, so he had no problem of calling her out in front of the class. This only flustered her with "n-no i wasn't flipping you off, i would Never!" professor then rolling his eyes because he would hear this girl talking shit about him to her boyfriend, just generally believing that he hates me :((( anime is a real style :( my deviantart is awesome or something. I never had the pleasure to meet her myself. That's probably for the best.

>>8467729
A year and 3 months. Split over some shit that could have been fixed but I honestly wasn't going to delude myself.

Life goes on.

>>8466184
>>8466267
>>8466302
>>8467893
>>8467896
I love you guys <3

>>8465630
>speaker on his shoulder and pumping some music trying to get the hype back.

Off topic, but people who do this are scum of the earth

>>8468411
But anon they needed to PUMP UP the HYPE so ~protag-chan~ (nya) could get some of that sweet "brando"

>>8465696
>Eventually we find Jesus.

i lol'd

>boyfriend , his friend, and I go to Anime Expo
>boyfriend and her agreed to pay for badges and hotel expenses as long as I take care of food and gas
>boyfriend and I did a couple's cosplay of Travis Touchdown and Sylvia Christel
>girl dressed up as Officer Caitlyn from League of Legends
>at the con we agreed to go our separate ways since we all knew we weren't after the same things and we would all hang out the next day
>at Masquerade
>get text
>boyfriend said the friend doesn't feel too well so he's heading back to hotel room with her to make sure she's okay
>it's just Buzzfeed guys being stupid on stage so I decide to go back to hotel to check up on things
>go in hotel room
>girl is laying on bed and says she had a headache so she took some Midol and is just resting
>ask her where is my boyfriend
>she tells me he's pooping the washroom in the lobby since he doesn't want to use hotel room washroom
>everything seems okay so I decide to go to lobby, but before I go I wanted to get a small bottle of water that's on other side of room
>go to other side
>see boyfriend's pants and underwear piled on floor behind bed
>ask girlfriend why my boyfriend left his pants here
>she goes quiet
>hear some noises coming from closet
>check in there
>boyfriend is there handcuffed and he isn't wearing any pants
>there's some girl cosplaying as Jinx in there too

>>8470119
sounds like you got third wheeled and netorare'd and they planned it out beforehand so there should have been signs already
>just you, him, and *bf's* female "friend" in a slutty cosplay rooming together and you willingly leave them alone
sorry that happened to you and both of them are shitty people, but did you not see that coming?

>>8465601
>She fucking pulls out this brown-yellowish blanket from out of no-where
>It's the fucking hotel's
>Panics even more when she starts asking where the scissors are

I was in a VERY similar situation not too long ago.

>Tumblrina roommate, body of a potato
>Has one of the shittiest cosplays I've ever seen
>"Cheshire Cat from Pandora Hearts"
>If you say so
>Wants to cut up pillow case to make "claws"
>As in she wants to wrap scraps of cloth around her fingers and pass them off as claws
>austismspeaks.jpg
>We all talk her out of it and suggest less retarded alternatives
>She's disappointed that we don't approve of her ~innovative~ idea
>Thankfully she doesn't do it

I really enjoyed that con, and I hardly saw her around at the con itself, but when we were in the hotel room it was one autistic thing after another with her.

>>8470226

We gone to cons together before. They have been friends long before we have been dating. She always helps pay and drive us places so I never really had an issue with her.

>>8470253
>imagining fat tumblirina defiling my husbando with her shitty ass cosplay
a little part of me died

>>8470119
>>8470119
Sounded pretty bad, until
>there's some girl cosplaying as Jinx in there too
Then I died. Sorry.

>>8470296
>>8470253
What is with Pandora Hearts attracting horrible weaboos. It is this weird split of nobody knowing wtf it is an overweight yaoi brats.

>>8453094
I would have cried if I saw that.

>>8470119
Please tell me you kicked someone else in that room, and deserted them all, leaving them hungry and with a lack of transportation.

>>8470493

They were my ride home so I couldn't really kick them. Plus I'm not really a person with a lot of money which is why I'm usually the one that always pays for food and gas.

>>8470520
So how was the ride home?

>>8470548

>asked boyfriend what's going on
>he admits he was going to have a threeway with friend and the Jinx cosplay
>friend always wanted a threeway and boyfriend wanted to indulge her fantasy
>ask boyfriend how long he's been fucking his friend behind my back
>he says this was his first time trying to have sex with her
>the only cheating he has done with her was grope her on his birthday (she has large breasts and I'm flat)
>want to slap boyfriend, but I'm against domestic abuse so I take a breather and try to undo his handcuffs
>now that boyfriend is out of closet I can see his penis which has lipstick stains on it
>they were using real handcuffs so it actually needs a key to unlock
>Jinx has the key and unlocks it for him
>she looks at me and says " guess we can't turn this threeway into a fourway, huh?"
>I angrily look at her and notice she has the same lipstick color as the stains on bf's penis
>she picks up her handbag and leaves
>boyfriend goes to washroom to clean up
>see the words "Get Jinxed" written on his buttocks with pink marker
>while boyfriend is cleaning himself scold friend for being a slut
>she apologizes repeatedly
>boyfriend comes out and apologizes too
>tell them they're only sorry because they were caught

spent a good couple of hours crying and sulking. They tell me to just forget everything and just enjoy the weekend at the con. Tell them to just go to the con without me since I just want to be left alone. At night, boyfriend friend tried to cuddle with me and I told him he can go cuddle his friend and grope her breasts since I'm not good enough. He goes on about how he doesn't care about my breast size and loves me for who I am. They spent all of the Dealer's Hall budget money on getting me things I like or knew I wanted as part of an apology.

>>8470638
So sorry OP, please tell me you're not still with this shit person.

>>8470638
>see the words "Get Jinxed" written on his buttocks with pink marker
If this is real, I am so sorry for you, but GODDAMN I can't stop laughing.

>>8470638
I would have just left completely.. Like called a friend and got a ride or parents or something. And if he tried to cuddle up to me after that-- holy fuck I would have lost my shit Anon.. You deserve better. But if you're still with him the. You're stupid and probably deserve it.

>>8470520
Okay
Fine.

Did you at least take the apology gifts, wait for about a week to pass, and leave his ass in cold blood? Or just...leave? I'm pretty sure you could/did(?) find someone SO much better.

>>8470710

We broke up, but we're still friends. Yes, I kept the gifts.

>>8470638

I'm sure it was really painful for you and I would hate if it happened to me, but looking back at it, you have to admit that was fucking hilarious. This is capworthy.

>>8470722
I'd cap it with my (You)s for posterity, but I'm lazy atm. Thank you RBT. If this thread wasn't in autosage and there were more replies to be had, I would do it for sure. Really sorry for JinxedExBF-anon, but this shit is on the border of cap territory and I'll admit to wanting to make a more comedic cap as opposed to a plain one. I'd probably blow up "Get Jinxed" as the foot of the entire image.

>>8453181
this is my favorite

>>8470739

>>8473316

thanks