/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9278309
This is really cringy

>>9278311
That's why it's funny

>>9278312
No, you are cringy. I am saying you are really cringy. The idea for this thread is dumb as fuck and sounds like it's straight out of tumblr

>>9278314
Ok

>>9278309
This stupid cunt on Hotel of Mum and Dad takes the cake. Squats at bf's parents place, spends bf's money, has CDC and Misty sky.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUMmHS2nx9w

>>9278318
>fully grown woman demanding to be picked up and carried everywhere

>>9278309
>implying I can afford to eat at Taco Bell
Gotta save those precious dollars for burando.

>>9278318
her misty sky is replica if that makes you feel better?

>>9278326
I'm going to start doing that now


desu you just sound pissed you're too fat to be carried everywhere

>>9278332
Oooooh shit, it's a dirtbag lolita!
Fight the fat girl! Rip her Party City clip in extensions out!

>>9278344
Can you please not

I am getting such bad second hand embarrassment from this excessively cringy post

>>9278344
Jesus you need to calm down.

>>9278346
Okay bye
Quit subjecting yourself to things you don't like on purpose, it causes mental illness

>>9278348
#triggered

>>9278350
Oh and now you're appropriating triggered
I'll have you know, I have every mental illness and I am constantly triggered
Thanks for giving me a panic attack, I'm probably going to die

>>9278352
I know you're trying to be ironic but I hope you actually do

>>9278355
You too

>>9278357
nice comeback it's really innovative

>>9278363
I'll do you one better

>>9278357
>>9278363
Girls please, you're both unlikable and catty.

>>9278366
>can't come up with an argument so she resorts to recycled reaction images


damn you're predictable as fuck

>>9278367
ree

>>9278369
>breaks out the ol "wow how original"
>follows up with a "you can't argue with smug anime faces"

You've already lost, kidd

>>9278373
>psh...nothing... personnel kid...


yeah

sure

go back to tumblr with your cringy bullshit

After every nice high tea, my friend and I go down to the closest cheap burger place and absolutely chow down. Scones and finger sandwiches ate delicious and I love them but nothing makes me happier than a fat greasy cheeseburger. We've definitely gotten some looks in our full regalia, all covered with paper napkins and eating like pigs. It's the best.

>>9278381
Shit same

>>9278381
I've been to McDonald's in lolita more times than I'd like to admit, not because I love fries more than high tea but because high tea portions leave me hungry and I'm usually rushing too much in the morning of meets to get breakfast.

>>9278318
why are they both so obsessed with being 'Princesses'?

>>9278309
I look under vending machines for dropped change and use that money to buy food because otherwise I don't eat outside my meal plan (which doesn't have enough meals for me to eat every day)
I use the money I save to buy secondhand brand

>>9278397
>my meal plan (which doesn't have enough meals for me to eat every day)
Seek help.

>>9278381
done this more than I'm proud to admit

>>9278389
I fucking love McDonald's fries, especially if i can dip them in their value sundaes. Hnnng.

I always grab leftovers from high tea with only a little bit of shame but so many girls just leave fuck loads of pastries! So I totally load them up and bring them home to my SO where we enjoy them for the next week.

>suggest meet up at a cafe
>three girls respond saying that sounds fine
>one doesn't want to go there because "coffee there is so expensive!" and "it would be cheaper if we went to McDonald's!"
If you want to go to McDonald's while wearing baby that's your own deal but don't try to get the rest of us to do it.

I consider dirtbag lolitas to have the following.

-Assholes
-Bitches
-Dramallamas
-Coords poorly
-Have terrible social skills

>>9278594
Wait, does everyone not have assholes? Oh fuck, am I a dirtbag lolita?

>>9278599
Do you also have a female dog? If so then yes

>>9278381
>>9278389
>>9278409
How fucking fat are all of you?

I'm a dirtbag. Ive changed a tire in lolita. Using a tire iron in tea parties ain't pretty. My fellow dirtbags and I are guilty of bogo margaritas at chili's after meets, hitting the casino for slots and blackjack for burando money, and using public restrooms

I'll never atone for my sins

>>9278389
>>9278409
Have you guys tried the waffle cut fries yet? They'd be awesome to use to scoop at the sundae

>>9278332
What's it like being a lazy skinnyfat cunt?

>>9278326
Lose some weight and you can be carried too.

>>9278613
What's it like being a fat disgusting whale?

>>9278613
kek somebody is #triggered

>>9278402
I think that anon means a college meal plan? As in an allotted number of campus-made meals they can eat per day per semester or something. Not that she's on some crazy diet plan. She probably isn't eating terribly well but I've been on that college student poverty level, I remember having days where I didn't have so much as ingredients for a peanut butter and jelly.

What a bizarre and stupid thread.

>>9278617
I don't know, do you?

>>9278609
When the fuck did McDonalds get waffle fries and why did nobody tell me?

I feel like this could've been a fun, entertaining thread if it wasn't for all the repetitive "ur a fat slob triggerd tumblrina i cant stop cringing" comments.

But cgulls gonna gull.

btw there are lots of people over on /ck/ that are not fat, have proved they aren't fat and enjoy talking about and eating fast food. (a lot of those guys are just /fit/ fags who have really fun cheat days however)

I wish I could contribute more but all I've really got is that when I did work at a fast food place, I was apart of a tip pool which is how I got most of the brand I have now. I would get like 300+ in addition to my check every time I got paid so I'd just spend it on brand. I no longer work in fast food though. Now I have a boring desk job but at least I don't have to clean floors on my hands and knees.
I did go to a show with a friend who isn't lolita but I dressed in lolita and ended up puking after eating too much sushi and drinking before hand? So that's kind of trashy. Didn't get any on my dress though.

i guess i just don't really understand the premise of this thread

how does working hard for brand money at a fast food joint make you a dirtbag? honestly i don't work for my brand but i admire gulls who do

maybe this would have been better received if it were broadened into "bad lolita habits" or something silly like that, but even then it's a little bit useless

>>9278794
I don't think that's the point of the thread at all, OP doesn't even mention it, we're just capitalizing on it because before fast food was mentioned this thread was essentially 2 Anons talking about how cringy the other was

>>9278603
Small enough to fit with room to spare in my precious Mary Magdalene and moitie. I just have a small appetite and normally eat fairly healthy. It's okay, friend, you can occasionally pig out as long as you balance it out with healthy eating the rest of the time.

>>9278609
wafflecut WHAT!? I had no idea McDonald's had them now. I know what I'm doing after my next meet, lol.

Went to a bring and share picnic meet. One girl brought Doritos

>>9278860
Doritos are good fuck you

>>9278867
So is putting in some effort instead of turning up with a bag of chips and eating everyone elses scones and macarons

>>9278591
I would never pick coffee at McDonald's over coffee anywhere else no matter what I'm wearing

>>9278318
That's the one who thinks she's queen of the North West England comm, right?

I dated one for a bit, she was honestly just a bitch hiding behind the guise that she was "cute".

Never again.

This is my entire comm though.
My friends and I dress up in full Moitié to go to mcdonalds, bringing bags of chips to my comms meetups isn't frowned upon but encouraged. I've been running around industrial areas, building Ikea furniture and taking down monters at events in full coords. I've stained most of my clothing but since it's mostly black solids the stains disappear in the washing machine. This summer I ran around dank forests and crawled through muddy medieval crypts and cellars in an ankle length Boz coat. It's clothes, man. We do weird un-elegant shit in it.

>>9278606
changing a tire seems more like a horror story/ necessity

I'd love to go to the casino in lolita. The waitresses like ladies that are dressed up and make sure you're always taken care of.

>>9278867
Yeah but they're messy. I don't want orange dust all over my brand

>>9278603
I'm 118lbs for 5"3
yeah yeah i know it's chubby
66cm waist and 85cm bust but working on losing weight rn. i barely ever eat fast food but i have a weakness for sweets

I like wearing bodyline for the sake of doing whatever i want. Getting drunk, high, climbing fences, cooking, eating fast food.

What's wrong in doing what you like with clothes adapted to your activities?

>>9278601
No, but I do own a llama who is really touchy.

>>9279062
>BMI of 20.9
>"chubby"
The ana-chans on this board, jfc.

>>9279107
Well I mean
I'm 5'3 and 98 lbs

I'm a southern lolita. Believe me, I've tried to escape my redneck roots, but it's hard. I talk with a southern accent and own a shotgun and am you typical white trash southerner except I wear frills.

Serious question, what the hell is wrong with all of you?

I can't complain too much because these threads never fail to make me laugh but I'm seriously starting to wonder if it's a requirement to be absolutely insane to wear lolita

>>9279127
What part of this is insane?

>>9278329
That does make me feel better.

>>9278344
I would be afraid to show my face in the comm after that. Why do people consent to such things? Is she actually proud of it? Is she still with her doormat boyfriend?

>>9279007
I want to urbex with you in EGL and take photoshoots together where we're having a junk food picnic in a swamp.

>>9279170
Oops I misquoted. The second part was meant for >>9278989

>>9279130
aparently being a normal human who does things like eat food or do anything other than sit in a sanatized room is insane

>>9279030
Gotta lick your fingers.

>>9279181
Actually, I meant the people freaking out over McDonalds