/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9389087
Be prepared for all the obese women who consider themselves 'thicc' to cosplay this.

>>9389087
There are already a few on my FB feed.

They're the exact same girls who posted pics in the Virgin Killer sweater and cat lingerie, of course.

What bothers me most is it's so simple and I already know people are going to be even lazier with the horns and wig.

Maybe it's just me, but I've recently noticed that the popularity and comerial avalability of 3D pens have increased. I expect to see a bunch of shitty accesories made using those.

>>9389110
That's a weird theory, anon! I almost want to see that actually happen.

>>9389110
>Shitty printed troll horns

>>9389087
poor Lucoa, such a babe too. They probs wont even remember her name, just regard her as "that tit dragon"

>>9389087
So when is Momokun doing her POV shoot for Lucoa?

>>9389135
I think a better question would be:

How hard is Momokun gonna have to work to hide her ever expanding stomach in the photoshoot?

>>9389135
D O N T

>>9389135
Please no.

>>9389135
She already shot one of her fatty friends doing a pov set of her so we'll see

predicting a lot of this.

Now that the movie is out, cant wait for the shittastic "Power Rangers x Disney princesses or whatever is trendy on tumblr" crossover cosplays.

>>9389165
What happened to their right legs? Are they ok??? :(

>>9389165

So simple and yet so damn fine.

>>9389412
They're running anon

>>9389165
arr rook same

>>9389128
>"that tit dragon"
Only issue is she's not my gf ;_;

>>9389087
Eh, doubtful, haven't seen many cosplays of this. Overwatch is STILL everywhere and now I see 2B taking off

I have a feeling a lot of people are going to be cosplaying resident evil and zelda.
The latter makes me nervous, because generally the resident evil cosplay community is pretty drama free. Hopefully any drama people are around for a year and then lose interest.

>>9389087
All fat women will want to cosplay as Rose from Steven Universe

>>9389559
Been happening for years senpai

>>9389165
I hope the blue doggo family will be cosplayed

>Instant cosplay Lucoa as a chubby girl
>Pretty content with my over all image, desu
>Check the tag to see if someone already did this cosplay
>Lot of obese women with pimply tits and bloated faces

Why is this allowed
Same with Galko and Nozomi cosplayers :
Being thicc doesn't mean that you have to expose your disgusting rolls.
You're born thicc, you don't become thicc by sitting and eating shit 24/7

>>9389665
you must be new

>not picking the best girl
ok.

>>9389570
Go back to /co/ with your emoji mutts, you fucking furry.

>>9389702
that will take more effort than OP's to make. Wont be as popular among the fotm girls

>>9389702

>>9389702
she's be perfect if she had DFC

>>9389704
Lel, someone's triggered

>>9389087
I'm actually really excited to try this and make an ombre wig and horns!! Though I'm going to have to add light padding to my chest, these 32DDD do not fucking cut it, man

>>9389719
agreed.

This season belongs to THICC

Gradient here >>9389727
None here >>9389087
Isn't something like that usually included in character ref sheets like op's, or is that a post ref sheet edition?

>>9389727
Now I understand why robots say 3DPD.

>>9389733
She doesn't have it in the manga. That was probably a pre-airing ref.

>>9389719

>>9389761
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This thread looks like a trap for posting cowtit cosplayers.

>>9389087
Sweet Heavenly Father have mercy on us poor souls.

It's pretty easy to cosplay as, because most people have jean shorts + black tank + thigh highs sitting around. Some friends of mine recently told me they had a Dragon Maid group planned for a nearby convention so I put together a super quick Lucoa cosplay out of convenience too. I agree it's pretty FOTM-ish but it should still be pretty fun to do.

>>9389725
That's true senpai, i'm tired of the emoji dogs. There isn't a single SJ thread without mention of them. Scaramouch deserves his threads, he's God tier.

I wonder if random arguments or assaults will break out because of people assuming Lucoas red hat is a MAGA hat.

>>9389860
That shit's pink man.

>all those girls being bandwagon jumping shores and cosplaying this without watching the show
>unaware that they're dressing up as a literal paedophile

Oh how I will laugh. Fuck Lucoa, that shit shouldn't be on TV, even in Japan.

>>9389959
Women can't be pedophiles silly little boys are lucky and happy to get to mess around with such a hot older lady ;)

>>9389559
what year is this? 2014?

Can't wait to for attentionwhores to cosplay oppai-loli waifu.

I'm gonna wait on all the inevitable Nier Automata cosplays. She seems like the ultimate otaku bait and cosplay chicks like to pander to that audience.

>>9390015
Wait? They're already out and in abundance my dude

Shame, her design is really fucking cool too

So far all the 3DPD girls cosplaying as Lucoa have horns that look bad even by homestuck standards and I don't know how you can manage to fuck that up

>>9389727

>Fat ass and barely a thigh gap from the back
>Huge thigh gap from the front

Dragon girls simply defy all logic.

>>9389087
Every stupid and shitty popular thing right now

Maid dragon, Youjo senki, Demi Chan, and Gabriel dropout

>>9390007
>oppai-loli
AAHHAHAHAHAHAA
That's illegal in Australia famalam.

>>9389845
Why not both, fag?

>>9390047
>Dragon girls simply defy all logic.
There is a difference between fatty thighs and thicc (essentially fit thighs with extra plushness).
Dagons are fit/thicc, that chick is standard good genetics/fat. Giver three to five years to burn out her genetic lucky draw and she'll be sloppy af.

my predictions are:
more love live
this dragon bullshit
ensemble stars (esp when the anime comes out its fujobait)
nier automata stuff
even more fire emblem
and the token ameri-fandoms (ladybug and voltron)

>>9390007
>dat breast feeding in chapter 39 tho

>>9389860
MAKE ANIME DRAGON AGAIN

>>9389494
They are septuplets, so that's not surprising/

>>9390165
>Youjo senki
What's the problem here?
I would really like to see some nice loli-hitler-cosplays.

>>9389120
3D printed horns as the norm would be a vast improvement for the Homosuck community, but 3D printing is still prohibitively expensive.
Even if you were ordering someone else's model off of Shapeways, you'd still end up paying like $50 for one pair of horns. Filament is expensive plus they have to make overhead on top of that.

>>9390197
It's shit

>>9389727
I wanted to do a Lucoa cos too but I'm thin... should I be prepared for the onslaught of fatty Chans posting shit like I'm offending them with my thinness by cosplayinf their "thick" goddessu?

>>9389087
>tfw not T H Y Q Q enough to be milf-coded

>>9390165
You leave my Hitler loli waifu out of this. Most attentionwhore will go for Viktoriya, anyways, because, you know, boobs.

>>9389087
Flavor of the Month shit isn't ever going away. Though that being said, expect this to partially supplant the "Blue tank-top Mei" costume as the go-to lazy endeavor.

Nier:A and Dragon Maid mean there's going to be a lot of 2B and dragon shit going around.

Other than expect more of the usual (Love Live, Overwatch, Fire Emblem, League, Sailor Moon, Disney Princess mash-ups)

>>9390207
3D printed horns do sounds like a vast improvement, but I mean horns printed with a 3D pen sound just awful.

tons of love live

>>9389135

Why has Love Live gotten so popular in like the last year? Did people outside of the "Waifu" circle start watching it out of irony or something?

>>9390850
what? people outside of the waifu circle have always liked love live. its not like its a hentai, dude. anyway love live has been popular since 2014, its just never died

>>9390177
Op anon was talking about the ref sheet from the show and not the cosplayer

>>9389087
I mean... im not complaining or anything.

>>9390850
Love Live has been popular for a while. It kind of plateaued for a few months, but Sunshine has kicked it into gear again.

>>9390481
>>9390197
Fuck you two and your show, I'm just calling it as I see it. It's a flavor of the month thing so it's popular right now therefore attention whores will flock to it therefore we'll see cosplays of it for the next subsequent months to come, followed by after some new flavor of the month bullshit hogwash comes out everyone will forget about all the shows i mentioned and you will forget about your precious loli hitler as she (she?) Will be forgotten in time and practically erased from existence and your minds

Just calling it like I see it
https://youtu.be/GJDNkVDGM_s

>>9390177
Calm down anon

>>9389087
I hope to see a lot of LWA. There uniforms are really cute.

>>9391063
I fear that it'll get held back in the west because of Netflix's fucking idiotic embargo.

>>9391133
>implying people aren't torrenting it

>>9391141
Of course it's being torrented. Torrent community is now a minority compared to streamers. It's just overall less exposure which means less secondaries cosplaying than normally would.

This summer I forsee a surge of X-23 cosplays

So fucking sick of overwatch I could kill someone.

>>9391195
D.va is my favorite overwatch :)

>>9391160
Family cosplay with dad Logans and daughter Laurascould be really cute desu. I'm not into comics and didn't even know she looked like pic related till i googled her name

>>9390850
GiIvaSunner happened

>>9391063
>>9391133
>>9391141
>>9391151
Word travels quick. Just because it isn't on Netflix yet doesn't mean people aren't just using bootleg sites or torrents.

>>9391256
X-23 gets costume changes all the time. Her first appearance was on the X-Men Evolutions cartoon before she was put into the comics. Currently she's just dressed in a version of Wolverine's original costume.

>>9389087
>give character cool, uniquish eyes
>make her eyes closed 90% of the time

Surprised no one's even brought up Voltron: Legendary Defender yet. There's been so many of it lately.

>>9391160
Ah, yes, the new closet cosplay of the season.

>>9390015
It's too difficult for the lazy ones to try and care for attention

>>9389096
This is what I fear

>>9391276
Wait. She has eyes?

>>9391276
Not like most people would notice either way.

>>9390184
>esp when the anime comes out
It's been postponed, I don't expect it to get much more popular until 2018 now.

>>9392221

>>9389087
my measurements are 37-28-36, am I thicc enough to cosplay as her?

>>9392461

whats your bra size?

pics would help

>>9392221
Jiggling cellulite, so sexy.

>>9392461
Cosplay whoever the fuck you want anon.

>>9392478
kek

>>9389727
who is the cosplayer? I need more Lucoa

>>9389087
>Killing Stalking
>every Yoonbum will have the same shitty makeup as Levi cosplayers, if not worse

>>9392481
this bitch need to curve those goddamn horns. those straight horns are so inaccurate.

>>9392544
killing stalking is dying out already. its on hiatus right now and usually thats enough to scare off the add teens who like that stuff

>>9392478
32DDD

>>9392480
;__; i wanna be accurate, anon

>>9389719
absolutely agree, the tits sort of ruin the design

>>9392611
is this you? :\

>>9392611
THIGG

>>9390184
I feel like Persona 5 will be highly popular within a couple of months.

I need more Nier:Automata cosplays, preferably more Adam and A2.

>>9392598
>32DDD

wtf you are practically flat chested

>>9389719
>>9389726
>>9392613
you sure you gals aren't booblets who just want something to cosplay?

>>9392627
I'm a man, baby.

I wanna cosplay Kanna but I'm too lazy to pour that much effort into a FOTM, when I still have so many life-long best girls on my to-do list.

>>9392221
Fat people should be gassed

>>9392537
Gabrielle Cooke Cosplay.

>>9392625
... Those are two different bras, anon. And if you go on Chantelle's website, they do not have pictures of models in each size bra on their website.

It makes me sad that I haven't seen a single cosplayer even talk about doing anything from Kemono Friends

It's such a perfect show for cosplay, tons of designs and they're all really cute, and most of them would be reasonably easy to make aside from the wigs.

>>9389727
>Flabby thighs and cameltoe

Horrible. Why not hit the gym before doing a cosplay like this? She's supposed to be thick, not have fat rolls popping out the legs of her shorts

>>9392699
I saved all the pics of all the animals in the game and am still picking my faves desu. There are so many good ones that I wanna draw. If I was still an active cosplayer who didn't go to two conventions a year I'd def make one, because even if my fave design isn't in the show, it would be easily recognizable as from "that animal show".

>>9392661
Brap

>>9392221
>that ad at the end

Yeah fuck off cunt.

>>9390165
I don't see Youjo Senki becoming a popular cosplay. Not slutty or easy to do and not enough waifu type characters.

>>9392894
Not to mention people may think you're some edgy fuck wearing a Nazi uniform.

>>9392903
I don't think the uniform is similar enough to be mistaken for an actual nazi uniform. It does obviously take some inspiration from nazi uniforms since their country is kinda supposed to be world wars era Germany but it's still different enough that it's obviously not supposed to be an actual nazi uniform.

>>9392917
People get mad at red hats, they'll get mad at jackboots and breeches.

>>9392903
Isn't it based on WWI uniforms?

>>9392611
that poor zipper

>>9392926
Yes, it is. It's based off of the world war 1 uniform, but I don't expect the idiots to understand that

>>9392929
Touché.

>>9392611
intense fupa

>>9391741
Why is her face always so... Empty? She hasn't even done hardcore and she's already burned out?
>>9392732
>Brap
/fit/ pls go

I think I'll do a genderbend version next year once the heat has died down.
What's the Male equivalent of being a thicc/titcow/megamilk female character? Big Arnold pecs?

>>9392611
I used to find chicks like this super hot when I was younger and kv.
Now after having a whole series of wonderful experienceS with lovely buxom ladies of varias proportions over my years, I can safely say two things:

1) Her boobs ain't big enough for that belly/fridge shaped waist. Boobs gotta be bigger than the belly/waist ratio. The exception to this is bottom heavy girls, in which case it's inverted.

2) The difference between THIQQ and fat is genetic. A good middle ground is PLUSH
>you know, a generally healthy body but with that little tummy pudge holyshitunf

>>9389096
Oh god noooo

>>9392903
>edgy fuck wearing a Nazi uniform.
That is not a Nazi uniform.
More Prussian than German.
Hell, if it wasn't for the colour I'd say it's French.

>>9389108
I hate when people leave out details in cosplay. It's that whole, as long as I have big boobs I can get away with it Jessica Nigri shit

>>9389096
dubs and we all get snusnu'd :3

>>9392221
Ok but she was cute until that ad

>>9392657
Saame

>>9392611
>That gut
>That fupa

>>9392221
>>9392611
>not even wearing the thigh-highs correctly
why fucking bother

>>9393140
They appear to be boots...how can someone into anime now own a pair of black thigh highs?

>>9393163
Shit jumped the shark and thought anon was talking about >>9389727

>>9393166
I think those are the same person.

>>9389108
Like homestuck cosplayers being trash and just using bad horns and normal clothes they painted on

>>9390176
Because furries are degenerates.

>>9392699
It's a surprisingly good show. Me and a friend are making ibis and alpaca!

>>9390189
The Manga just got weird.... Like the Kobayashi growing a dick par
t>>9390207 I don't really consider filament to be expensive... The Tohru horns I'm working on for a friend will be about 100g and with filament at $22/1kg that's not that bad

>>9391266
No It's been popular well before that, and just as cancerous

>>9393168
They aren't

>>9389096
>All that cottage cheese thighs walking around in tight jean shorts

NOOOOOOO

>>9392461
Lol yeah fucking right

I'm shocked I've seen so little Konosuba in my circle. The designs are super cute and it has a huge fanbase of "waifu" types, so it's pretty much free instagram likes for anybody who does it well. (Megumin and Aqua are the ones with particularly large followings, and Chris has a smaller but extremely dedicated fanbase.)

No ones gonna call Wonder Woman??
Fine, I'm calling it then.
Movie looks fucking horrible but you can bet your ass there will be loads of shit tier WW cosplays at every summer convention.

>Couldn't even get shorts that look like hers or pull up her thigh highs
>Chooses to do side by side where she looks completely different

GG

>>9392221
How do thighs so tiny even get cellulite. I just want her to pull up her thigh highs.

>>9393698

I dont think even girls are that exited about WW
Her costume isnt that interesting either

Girls would much rather dress as Whorley Quinn

>>9393752
Veryyyyy photoshopped.
But she does have a nice face.

>>9393752
Dragon Maid was a mistake.

>>9390932
And it will increase even more in fall when season 2 of love live sunshine airs.

>>9393707
Cellulite isn't limited to fat people

>>9392623
Maybe the school uniforms for P5, but the battle outfits are more complex. I don't see a lot of people going First for this one unless they love Persona. The English version loses some aesthetic from the Japanese version in my opinion. And a lot of fan favorites or projected popular characters in my opinion are met later on in the game (besides the main character)

>>9392544
Ugh it's such an easy cosplay to do and make up will be so shitty to mimic that art style in a bad way, I expect a huge number of like young teens (same demo as shitty DMMD cosplay) to do this and be really cringey in public about it. Also lots of fake blood so gross, don't touch me.

ITT: Female skeletons upset they aren't THICC

>>9393693
I'm honestly surprised at how few Konosuba cosplays I've seen compared to how popular the show is.

>>9392627
I'm gay and I like small boobs, I'd love to see flat chested characters that arent lolis.

I am doing Kanna. Will probably get done next month.

Only downside is I am losing weight, so by the time I'm ready to cosplay her I won't have thiccer thighs.

Anyone have recs for bright blue lenses for light eyes? All of mine are either dull or dark.

>>9393752
>>9393753


Id give up my left nut to have Charlotte ride my dick. Shes so beautiful. My dingdong gets dustin diamond instantly from seeing her!

>>9394179
Hi Charlotte.

>>9389702
>Not Kanna
Ok

I just want an increase in MGRP cosplay
Think it'll raise in popularity once con season gets closer?

>>9394210
I don't think it will. I want it to increase too but some costumes are too intricate or too skimpy for FOTM weebs

i'd love to do some of the characters from this

>>9392678
I regret asking now

>>9392696

I have 32d and my tits are tiny. You'll probably get a decent pair at around 32ff+ since the waist band is so small.

Also you can cosplay what you want, but when will girls learn that thick/curvy does not equal fat and cellulite-y

>>9394193
The queen has spoken and it's death for lolicons.

>>9392625
that's definitely not a triple d cup anon haha

>>9394184
LMAO

>>9394394
>You'll probably get a decent pair at around 32ff+
Can confirm. GF is an 18F. Pretty comfy to snuggle in Winter tbqh

>>9394193
>tfw you wanna cosplay her but you're tall asf

>>9392221
Link to Patreon?

>>9394184

>>9393752
I become the most stereotype of blacks around quality asses and this is why the meme goes white girls don't have asses. Like, this is not the bubble butt, it's just thick. I would still ask her out but it isn't the DAMN factor.

>>9393753
This is extremely shoopped. Filter blur surface blur lilolololol anyone?

>>9394717
I don't think most people really get what thick is

>>9394717
>I become the most stereotype of blacks
Stop.

>>9389713
T H I C C

praise jesus

>>9394457
>18f

is an oppai loli?

>ITT: catty bitches, thirsty dudes, another day on /cgl/
No wonder the only civil threads are the bad cosplay/ita threads.

Has any coswhore announced they'll be doing this, or is it too much work for them?

>>9392611

you can tell she has downs because
a. her face
b. her unzipped zipper kek
c. her fupa

>>9392611
the fupa is too much

>>9389096
Already happening

>>9390047
>>Fat ass and barely a thigh gap from the back

From the back is at an angle, if it were straight on there would be the same amount of gap.

>>9395316
The thought that black top and bad lighting would hide her immense fupa, but you can still tell she's a landwhale by those thighs and calves.

>>9392929
I thought the manga was more WWII based?

>>9395358
It's WW1 based, though a lot of WW2 uniforms take inspiration from older uniforms. Hers uniform is WW1 based, but I think her cap is heavily influenced by the SS cap.

Another one

>>9394469
I cry everytime

>>9395506
why are all the girls asses so flat

>>9395555
Because none of them have done any exercise past high school gym class.

>>9394768
>is an oppai loli?
No, just one of those really skinny, small rib-cage girls.
But yes, she is only 163cm tall if that counts.

>my ex from two years ago tho
>full on Tower Girls Dragon Princess mode

>>9395566
Gross

>>9395572
meh, to each their own.
I love busty chick so it's who I prefer to date.

>>9395566
>Actually having cowtits

>>9395572
>>9395639
you can't help the fat distribution you were born with, cunts.

>>9395639
I wish I had cowtits.

ITT hypocritical virgins and jealous catty women.

Oh wait I'm on /cgl/, why am I surprised.

>>9395566

Why did you split with such tits

>>9394422
anon, you clearly have no sense of what ddd means. it only means six inch difference in band size and bust. 38 bust with a 32 band is not big lmao

>>9389087
I'm kinda a very sporadic lurker on this board and in the anime scene in general (just don't have the money to be invested so avoiding it makes me less sad lol) what is that in your image, OP?

>>9395940
A character from "Miss Kobayashi's dragon maid". She's actually Quetzalcoatl (yes, THAT Quetzalcoatl) in a human disguise with huge tiddies, THICC bottom, and skimpy clothes.

>>9395952
Also she's a pedophile.

>>9395789
>Why did you split with such tits
Wish I could say I did. She split with me.
The td;lr is I was focused on trying to get tangential promotion that'd move me closer home country wise. She just wanted to buy brand with her barista and art gallery jobs.
I got tired of the US and wanted to come home to Aus, she wanted more... Stuff... Eventually it just got to a point where I was flat out refusing to buy outright or her help buy stuff because if she didn't grind for it herself she'd always wear it to one con/party/event then leave it in the closet floor. At times she'd try to guilt me in to paying for her stuff by incessantly bringing up how hard it was to find stuff that fit. Id give her money for EXPENSIVE as fuck bras from the UK and she'd spend it on plastic boned taobao corsets that would collapse the moment she used them.

Anyway it didn't work out. But I gave her one last god-almighty long, hard ride before hand.
/rant

>>9395649
Your back is glad you don't, they look great in the short term but in the end, severe back and shoulder pain and then they sag to your belt by the time you hit 40.

>>9395958
I'm actually expeting at least one report of child molestation by some autistic she-weeb that got into character a bit too much.

>>9396431
tfw too old to act as bait to save the kids from these crazy Lucoa.

>>9392699
I want to cosplay KemoFure really bad, but I'm a dude. It'd have to be a genderbend or a crossplay and I'm not into either, especially not the latter.

I might just do Kaban since it's easy and the clothes are relatively genderless, but I really like Wolf and Margay the best.

>>9395958
>>9396431
But women can't be pedos.

>>9396554
They can if they're lesbians.

>>9396548
>I might just do Kaban since it's easy and the clothes are relatively genderless,
If you genderbent Kaban like this that would make my year

>>9396615
this wig/horn/hat combo is just terrible

how do you even fuck the wig up that bad

>>9396615
why the hell wouldn't you just buy a hat?

>>9396351
>Your back is glad you don't, they look great in the short term but in the end, severe back and shoulder pain and then they sag to your belt by the time you hit 40.
CHESTLETS LEAVE!
I'm sick of other girls saying this because they've exceed their total daily allowance of sodium.
I get it, tig biddies have their drawbacks, but this misnomer needs to stop.
EXERCISE! Spend the money, get good support, and EXERCISE!
I'm so tired of Hephaestus with DD's saying "Muh back pain, muh sag"
Bitch, no one wants to fuck most women outside of marriage at 40, and your back/shoulder/spine hurts because you spend all day in ita threads, hunched over. Then, when you do leave mom's house, you (rightly) slink around with thoracic kyphosis because of a lack of confidence, unless you're thirsty in which case you slut it up with maximum lordis.
>picture related
Couple that with shitty food, a desk job, #yolo lifestyle, OF COURSE YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE BACK PAIN!
Want a cure?
YATES ROWS! Or ANY ROW VARIANT WILL SAVE YOUR TITS.
What's that? Need another one? Try OVERHEAD AND BEND PRESSING, or DIPS and Pullups, SHRUGS FOR THE THUGS, PULLOVERS/SKULL CRUSHERS, FLYS, ROWING MACHINE!
FUCK
Even just negative-pushups and assisted/negative-pull/chinups.

>>9396793
Also, STOP TELLING ME in the same BREATH that:
>1)
"I wish I had just one of your boobs to share, I'm sooo small TT_TT..."
And then, like clockwork,
>2)
"Oh am gee I am soooo glad I don't have to worry about backpainexpensivebrascreepydudescowtitsgrossyournipplesinweirdplacesagatfortyetal..."

Like excuse me bitch? Do you KNOW what cognitive dissonance is?

Also STOP POKING ME! If you get "triggered" and run to my aid when some condude does it, why do YOU think it's OKAY just because iassumeyourgenderis Female?
>Also if you're a tranny, trap, MtF or worse FtM (It's okay, I used to be a girl) I will wreck your shit desu senpai cuck

>>9396793
>>9396806
FUCK
/blogrant

My bf wants to crossplay Kobayashi while I do Kanna. I think we'll meet up with a Tohru cosplayer I know. It'd be nice to get a whole group though.

>>9396793
>YATES ROWS! Or ANY ROW VARIANT WILL SAVE YOUR TITS.
>What's that? Need another one? Try OVERHEAD AND BEND PRESSING, or DIPS and Pullups, SHRUGS FOR THE THUGS, PULLOVERS/SKULL CRUSHERS, FLYS, ROWING MACHINE!
Example.

>>9396793
>EXERCISE
>good support
You sound young.

Research says that "good support" and "no support" both have positives and negatives for your bust. By providing your breasts support, you actually weaken their skin's ability to support their own weight.

Also exercise only works a little, for a little bit, because obviously, there are no muscles in your breasts. You have pecs underneath the tissue/fat/nerves etc but exercising them will only do so much.

Sagging is caused by gravity and time, coupled with the fact that no matter what you do, your skin will get thinner as you age. Let me guess, you're what, 19-20? If you're typing like this at much beyond that, I am mildly alarmed, so let's be generous and say 19-20. These exercises will certainly help you for a while, but in your 20s you honestly don't have much sagging to worry about. Once you start getting into your mid-late 30s the thinning of your skin will start and your boobs will start to dip southward. This will start earlier the bigger you are.

>"Oh am gee I am soooo glad I don't have to worry about backpainexpensivebrascreepydudescowtitsgrossyournipplesinweirdplacesagatfortyetal..."

Do you even know why chestlets say that? Because they have seen what naked giant tits look like. They have heard the complaints from women with giant tits. Having naturally attractive big tits is a rarity, most of them are obviously uneven, their nipples are ugly, they're extra veiny, etc. Not to mention the fact that big boobs limit your cosplays, prevent you from fitting into the lolita brands you like, and make everything you wear that vaguely shows your chest look "slutty." There are plenty of valid downsides to having cowtits and if it triggers you that some women want to have perfect big boobs but are also realistic about the downsides, then maybe grow up.

Also good lord, get some fucking balls and tell people to stop touching you.

Signed, a 26G.

>>9396837
Hi,
Firstly, ya got me. I'm 22.
Secondly, my suggestions were in response to PAIN incurred by having breasts as large as ours (28FF, heloo sister) NOT changing the breast tissue itself. Of course a cheetah can't change its tits, however the muscles, sinews. ligaments and fibres surrounding it CAN be and lead to beneficial outcomes.
Thirdly, wtf is the rant about sagging for? It's common knowledge that's the case. Obviously in your advanced age you need glasses.
>There are plenty of valid downsides to having cowtits
Agreed, but then...
>if it triggers you that some women want to have perfect big boobs but are also realistic about the downsides
I never suggested anything otherwise. You know what's realistic? Understanding exercise helps literally everything. Will it change your breast tiisue genetics? No. But a building a sinks less with a better foundation.
>maybe grow up.
Maybe you're too old to be here :^)
>Also good lord, get some fucking balls and tell people to stop touching you.
Wew, can I borrow yours once you're done shaving them? You really do have limited comprehension, must be caused by your Alzheimers. Please tell me, granny, where I said I didn't? Please tell me, oh wise elder, how I can control the actions of every autist who lacks social-communication skills before they even crimethink?

To try and get back on topic
Got home from a con, so much Love Live. Nico nico nii

>>9396615
This really is Homestuck all over again. You would think since at least a couple of these Lucoa cosplayers are fandom hoppers that they would have learned how to make proper horns from the mistakes of the Homestuck fandom.

>>9397044

This isn't even a good show or something with a wide audience like homestuck. It's just something obeasts are going to cosplay because they think it fits their body.

Jesus Christ this thread reeks of autism. Lucoa is an easy cosplay with prominent breasts so of course every landwhale and attention seeker will be drawn to her. I'd honestly hoped 2B would have a bigger draw but then again I'd rather not have to see any more flat ass shots that we're getting from Lucoa.

>>9397055
Lucoa is easy, 2B requires some semblance of effort until some sweatshop in China starts mass producing costumes. Simple as that.

>>9397081
Sweatshops in China have already started mass producing 2B cosplays.

I would know.
I bought one.

>kappa

>>9397093
Damn they work fast then.

>>9396837
28G here and I'm going to have to refute your claim about how bras make skin weak as a PSA. That is categorically untrue for large breasts. The study "proving" that was conducted on a small number of young women in one city in France, and I believe almost all of them had smaller breasts. Until this study is replicated on a larger scale with a greater array of ages, sizes, locations, etc. I won't believe it. Bras are an absolute godsend for me and many other women.
Also I have yet to find a serious downside to having "cowtits", but I'm still young and that may change one day.

Also thank you >>9396793 back exercise is so freaking important and anyone whining about "muh pain" is humblebragging (can't blame them though!) I'll have to try a few of the back exercises you mentioned.

>>9397128
>Also thank you >>9396793 back exercise is so freaking important and anyone whining about "muh pain" is humblebragging (can't blame them though!) I'll have to try a few of the back exercises you mentioned.

No worries.

Other things to look out for:
>Winged scapula
This will fuckyourdesup under heavy weight. Paradoxically reasonable volume x moderate weight will fix this IF you focus on good form.
Imagine you're trying to squeeze and hold a frozen pea between your shoulder blades.
>Bro advice
Silly boys.
>Cardio Bunny Advice
These basic bitches """maintain""" their figure with stupidly long cardio sessions (wtf they're not even training for endurance events, they could achieve the same in one or two HIIT sessions), posting sponsored content on Insta, a good surgeon, and eating disgustingly low calories. They're not really "fit", they're skinny.
Go to the autistic pit of /fit/ and you'll see THICC, *BRAAAP* and HIGH TEST threads everywhere. Those bodies are (MOSTLY) achieved with HEAVY ASS WEIGHTS, good food, and fun...
>Machines and Body Weight are okay
They actually are, especially relating to tiddy support, just use them for accessory work pls, no mains.

For everyone else itt who's tl;dr, please see this simple visual summary here: >>9396823

For the record, a lot of these exercise routines will have you looking like this, not Lucoa.

>>9397190
>Yoga/Pilates
Yoga/Pilates is GOAT so long as, y'know, also do meathead/brobrah exercises as well. Don't listen to the skinnyfat women who only do Yoga/Pilates and then tell you it's all you need. No. You need weight, weight = mass, mass = thicc.

>>9397198
I hope you're not implying that
>I don't want to get too bulky/muscly
Because, y'know, she's a professional Olympic Weight Lifter and all.
>implying a couple of bags of sand wouldn't make her look Lucoalicious.

7/10 made me reply

>>9397198
>>9397201
Also genetics + preferred routine determine what your optimal body (relative to yourself, love the skin you're in bae) will look like.
Thick core? Waist trainer/corset at events. Eesseepeesee.

Wow I've shitted up this thread.
Sorry :(
I'm going to stop now.
Take my suggestions as you will.

>>9392221
she looks like she's struggling to even bounce

>>9397287
if she tries too hard she'll break her bed

>>9396643
Haha I've thought about something like that. I think I'd be a pretty big disappointment compared to salt bae though.

I was actually considering something along the lines of lone wanderer Kaban here, weathering up the costume and doing a prop rifle with "JAPARI PARK For emergency use only" or something stenciled on it could be fun.

>>9397986
Shit, forgot the pic.

>>9396793
Jesus christ, nobody gives a shit

>>9392657
>>9394176
>>9392657
>>9394193
planning on being kanna too for ax but i'm always stuck on what color to choose for the shoes... hopefully this pic of the voice actors dressed as their characters helps everyone lol

>>9397198
Are short hair weightlifters catching on?

>>9398378
I think you're a bit late to that.

>>9391160
> all the cutesy X23 comics that white wash her
has anyone else noticed this?

>>9398837
Does it trigger you?
>YES!
Piss off sjw
>No
I agree, it's not really good and artists should try to keep true to the character. I'm down with the brown.

>>9396554
Pedophile is an adult sexually attracted to young children.
Women can definitely be pedophiles.

>>9396554
>But women can't be pedos.
Niiice...

>>9398260
How are planning on making the skirt? I'm so lost on what fabric to use and if it's pleated or just super frilly.

>>9390184
You forgot Overwatch.

>>9395122
Too much work and will show off their gross stomach, so that's a no anon.

>>9389727
tits are a god send. she needs to lose some weight to pull of those thighs however.
>>9392221
>>9392611
ugly face
>hey boys! give me money!
>>9392481
10/10
>>9393752
>>9393753
too much bodyfat but still would bang

>>9399080
Going off of lolitas I would make it frilly/layered and add a petticoat underneath
I'm just going to buy my cos though because idk how to sew. Sorry

>>9389172
you forget deadpool x popular thing

its SO SIMPLE i can just lazy my way to amazon, buy a premade costume and a deadpool mask and rake in the luv and free dosh

>>9389087
I actually live under a rock who is she?

>>9389833
did you have the tits for it?
that is THE requirement for the cosplay, you can't fuck that up. it'd be like classic superman without a cape

>>9390007
as if anyone could even pull it off, ever
find me short girls with lucoa size tits and then we can talk, see you in never ever

>>9396899
>>9397128

thank you, my buxom sisters!
set these idiots straight. im sick of people saying the same shit to my face, that i should get a reduction or "don't they hurt?".

yeah, im huge as fuck, but its easy to skirt all that shit and live with your huge tits in wonderful harmony!

btw, 38L

>>9399525
There's a girl in my friends circle that is 5 feet tall and claims to have 34Fs so it's possible, just hard to find.

>>9399545
>saying the same shit to my face, that i should get a reduction or "don't they hurt?".
I'm feeling you famalam.
>38 Litres
What's that in gallons?
>Also pls Lucoa or >>9390007and post how you pulled it off, I'm sick of using so much tape ;_;
>Also fuck pos chainstore bras and """fitting assistants"""
>Literally overheard her say I was "too big" wtf bitch?

>>9399545

You must be very overweight to have such big boobs

>tfw i have a friend who would actually make a great lucoa but shes too self conscious to wear shorts

>>9400068
Isn't there that one girl that has like a 25 inch waist and 32F boobs though

You don't have to be obese to have cowtits.

>>9400068
nope
im not some thin thing at all, but im not overweight
can't help that all my fat is in my tits.

>>9400164
this
its more over a rare thing to have huge as hell boobs and be not also as fat.

pic related has huge, natural tits and isn't "very overweight"

>>9400068

You know how bra sizes work, right? The letter in a bra size is determined by how much wider the circumference of your boobs are compared to the circumference of the line right below your bust. So an L actually means that the bust is massive compared to the torso. If she was very overweight, she would actually have a smaller cup size because the ratio of torso to bust would be smaller.

>>9400183
>its more over a rare thing to have huge as hell boobs and be not also as fat.
Yrep. The classic "Boobs on a fat chick" argument, they don't count.

desu though that girl you posted is a huge tease and I'm seriously worried she's going to get called/caught out eventually :|
>tfw flat as fuck and can't make a living off twitch and insta ;_;

>>9400183
>>9400410
Isn't this that chick that farmers were sure was wearing a latex/fake bust? I vaguely remember reading a thread about someone and she fits the memory.

>>9400835
>Isn't this that chick that farmers were sure was wearing a latex/fake bust?
wat

>>9400835
I think I've heard of this chick before. I believe she has an actual medical condition that causes her breasts to grow uncontrollably. It's like gigantism except it's just your tits.

This fat cow is planning on flavor of the month. Be prepared. Her unphotoshopped makes me want to throw up.

>>9389096
I AM READY

>>9400835
There's one girl I saw who wore prosthetics breasts for a Kill la Kill cosplay and it actually looks good. Can't remember her name, she's done a lot of Star Trek cosplay too

>>9401324

>>9393750
ain't nothing wrong with Harley cosplays anon

>>9400853
>>9401114
I wish I could remember more but I can't google up a lolcow thread so it might be gone or it was somewhere else. There was an overly analytical thread where people were all
>she keeps covering up where the silicon tit bib would end with her hair
>her tits jiggle weird and not natural when she walks
>sizes are inconsistent between pics
etc

I only brought it up because it would be amusing if the person anon brings up as having huge tits and not being fat have fake tits.

>sage

>>9401114
>It's like gigantism except it's just your tits.

>>9390207
>filament is expensive
no its not. PLA and ABS are like 20 shekels on amazon for a whole spool which can print like 30 troll horns

>>9398837
She's not very tan. She's only slightly darker than Wolverine and he's as pale as a damn irishman.

>>9389528
It's a shame that 2B is so popular and EVERYONE is cosplaying her. I'm not trying to say everyone should at least try to play drakengard and Nier first, but they should at least try to play automata before cosplaying her to try and learn more about her.

>>9401733
>>9401114

its called macromastia or gigantomastia

have fun

>>9389087
really hoping we get some nice-looking MHA girls

>>9403696
>its called macromastia or gigantomastia
>Google it
>mfw
>also might end up going to gaol now
>still
>mfw

Attack On Titan's second season will be coming out by the summer. Wonder if the autist corps cosplayers will appear out of nowhere again

>>9403938
Seconding this. Hoping for some cute Tsuyus

>>9389087
RIP

>>9403938
my gf will be cosplaying as invisible-chan (forgot her name)
>>9404155
At least it's more accurate than other cosplays.

>>9404155

>>9404167
You're right. So far JNigri's has been one of the better tit dragons

>>9404167
>>9404199
She doesn't even show the horns. I bet she didn't even bother with making them.

>>9404239
Are you fishing for more posts? If you want to see more of her tits check Instagram. BTW someone did make the 3D printed horns for her.

>>9404239
Who cares if she made them or not? For fucks sake. All she has show is previews of stuff so far without actually showing photoshoot images in full. Im actually getting tired of people screaming in wips and stuff, not just on her things, about how you need with every single post a laundry list of what you did and didn't make.

>>9404321
She acknowledged the horns.
>(Shout out to my girl Bindi Smalls for hooking it up with the horn 3D model!)
Not that big of a deal to have them made for her though. Especially with her audience and the fact that this was for a show through Rooster Teeth, so I'm sure a lot of people have stuff that they didn't make.

>>9404167
lel

Lel OP Called it.

>>9404441
If anyone can pull it off its Nigri though. I wish she had slightly bigger hips for it, but eh. At least she actually looks good and doesn't have a fucking fupa like all these MAH CURVES landwhales. I wonder if she is going to do a whole thing with this though or just stick to the appearance on Rooster Teeth because this is borderline closet cosplay besides the wig, contacts, and hat. There isn't much to it. I can see it being a take it easy cosplay on a slow day at a convention, but unless you're going to do something with it other than the default outfit, its not much of a cosplay in general that I think anyone should do.

>>9390184
Ladybug actually took off? Huh.

>>9392461
>hold tape measure loose around hips and bust
>cinch it around waist

Denial is the strongest drug.

>>9404601
Anon's measurements aren't even that wild. I don't know why everyone is acting surprised.

>>9404449
>anyone call pull off it's nigri
>isn't thicc at all
>no ass
Suck her dick harder anon I'm sure she'll send you nudes someday.

>>9404621
Lucoa doesn't exactly have a large ass. The shorts accentuate her small ass and small hips, but she does have large thighs. The whole point of her is tits, not her ass. Have you even seen the series anon? Even in her bathing suit you can tell she has no ass. Japan isn't crazy about asses, but they are crazy about tits which is the whole selling point of the character. Large thighs /=/ character must have an ass.

Someone is salty as fuck. Get over it.

>>9404614
Exactly
I'm 34-27-39 and I don't see what's so outrageous about their measurements?

>>9404441
Jessica Nigri is so overrated. She has virtually zero cosplay skills and even just as a hot chick she wouldn't even make top 1,000. You can literally go onto deviantart, do a random cosplay search and find girls prettier than her.

But hey, I guess that's the power of marketing.

>>9404601
36-28-42 here, your salt is delicious.

>>9404140
I'm cosplaying Tsuyu and Toga this summer, will try my best to be cute for you anon~

>>9399979
>is a 34F
>is 5'5"

though to be fair DD and DDD can be interchanged with E & F cups

>>9405313
I wish you were going to a TX con! My friends are planning a BNHA cosplay group but we're missing Tsuyu and Iida

Also Toga a qt

>>9396807
dude shut the fuck up

>>9406233
>though to be fair DD and DDD can be interchanged with E & F cups
In some sizing systems, yes.
>tfw no international system because vanity sizing

>>9389110
i hate these things. wasted 200 bucks on it

>>9406469
Nah UK here, and my friends aren't really into BNHA unfortunately. It doesn't really seem to have caught on over here yet, I'm hoping Season 2 will be more popular.