/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9859043
So that's what Roadhog look like half nude.

>>9859043
>OP isn't "cgl with chubby bf edition"

at least im not chinese

>Tfw no cgl gf

I get that sniperwolf a shit, but man, I'm trying to be better meanwhile this guy is trailer trash who plays Vidya all day and gets a hot gf.

Maybe if I just do really good cosplay...

>>9859043
It's really nice of Salma Hayek to do that for a fan

>>9859064
That is NOT funny and you should feel BAD !

>>9859043
Why does he wear the mask?

Man
I
Just
Really
Love
lolita

>>9859061
Where are you located?

>Boyfriend and I have plans to move cities, have been planning for the last year
>Two months away from moving
>Get offered a job in current city
>It’s 11k more plus commission than what I’m getting now
>Thinking of all the sweet sweet burando I could buy with an extra 11k a year
>We would have to put our move off for another year at least
Gulls I’m so torn between wanting to move out of the shit hole of a city I’m in now or having so much extra burando money

>>9859043
This doesn't even slightly look like dva. why did she wear a black wig? just looks like some random jackass in a body suit that happens t be printed like dvas, not a good cosplay at all

>>9859090
why don't you see if you can get a better job in the new city, and if so, go... if not, then stay. shouldn't you have a job lined up before you move anyway?

>>9859095
I think it was for a stream? I know that he’s a pro OW player or streamer and that’s his girlfriend

>>9859099
>Two months away from moving
We’re both looking for jobs in the new city, but both still have jobs in our current city, we wouldn’t move until we had jobs lined up. At this stage all I’ve gotten is rejection letters from applications feelsbadman

>>9859086
Still in Washington. Probably always will be.

Taking applications for a lolita gf
You:
>Are a lolita
>Can buy own pieces (I'm no sugar daddy)
>Have good taste (subjective - as long as you aren't ita, your taste is your own)
>Are single and attractive

Me:
>Will twin with you
>Will do opposite styles with you
>Will give you honest concrit but also shower you in compliments
>Am attractive and good at taking coord pics
>Will fight off the normies who catcall us
>Will feed you

I'm sick of saying 'tfw no lolita gf', so it's time I become the lolita gf.

>>9859122
Where do I send my application

>>9859124
seegull678@gmail.com

Should add,
>Should probably be attracted to girls. We are both the lolita gfs

>>9859127
>being a lolita and not being attracted to other qt lolitas
Disgusting

>>9859135
Pls reread
>I'm taking applications for a lolita gf. I am also a lolita.

Only an infidel would not be attracted to lolitas.

>>9859139
I was making a joke, anon.

>>9859151
No jokes here, only super serious lolita gf applications.
That said, why aren't YOU applying this moment?

>buy really expensive thing for your costume
>it doesn't fit
>can't return it

>tfw some dumb bitch flushes her deflated petty coats down the potty
We are never getting invited back to that venue.

>>9859111
Jimi dat u?? Did you finally get tired of lofi always cheating on you?

I'm a small boy and have been desperately trying to gain weight. Just want to reach 100lbs at least to be somewhat normal. Eating is hard.

>Get dream dress in the mail
>try it on
>so excited
>decide to go outside and go for a walk in it and maybe take some picutres
>gloomy day cloudy day, cold
>get outside my building and find a kitten
>extremely young and little. No collar
>Starts fucking snow/raining while I'm looking at it
>shit
>Try to take kitten inside holding it away from me so it doesn't get my dress wet or claw the cuffs
>my cats flip out.
>Start knocking on all my neighbors doors to see if they lost a kitten in my apartment
>Feel awkward because I'm still in my new dress knocking on doors
>Sweet old lady comes out says she didn't lose a cat but said she would be willing to take it in out of the cold.
>didn't ruin my dress
>feels good

>>9859209
I am not Jimi. My roommate's name is Jimi but I'm guessing he's not your Jimi because he's quite single.

>>9859061
>tfw you are the cool cgl gf

>>9859090
don't be a dumbass your whole life, that extra 11k is worth a lot. rent a better apartment in your shitty city, there's ways to make your current living situation better, especially with an extra 11k.

(and if it helps, i was moving in august to attend my dream university, already signed a lease, and then got a job offer i couldn't refuse and am now subletting to my roommate's bf. sometimes, you already know the answer but it still sucks to think about the other possibility)

>18 pounds overweight
>but 6'5"
Am I good enough for a /cgl/ gf?

>>9859282
damn bro 6'5 does give you a lot of leeway unless you're body type is more pear than a T shape. Some fatter guys hold their fat in the upper body (back/shoulders/chest) which looks a lot better than a big midsection.

All of this aside, FACE is king.

i don't know what seagulls want tho

>>9859282
you can never be good enough

>>9859284
>damn bro 6'5 does give you a lot of leeway
Das true. I used to be even fatter, but I never really got shit for it.

I was in good shape for a few years, but in 2017 my binge eating disorder got the best of me again. It coincides with depression.

>>9859061
Same

>tfw no cosplay friends at all

Forget the whole /cgl/ gf thing. What I really want is to spend some time with my big sister

>>9859173
>petty coats
The fuck?

>>9859213
Stop being a fucking pussy. Seriously. I'm 6'1" and at my lowest I was 110lbs. I'm now 165lbs. Yeah I'm still very thin but at least I don't look like a holocaust victim anymore.

Just force feed yourself. Drink a lot of milk. Eat pizza everyday. Don't bother with shit you don't like eating for health reasons. If you're as thin as I was you're already very unhealthy so just fucking eat to put on weight.

>>9859300
Tfw no friends at all in general because I forcefully isolate myself whenever someone starts to get close.

I don't know why I do it.

>>9859318
I'll tell you why I do the exact same thing. It's because I'm full of mopey thoughts and I'm too lazy and unmotivated to actually help my sorry ass. The least I can do is not rope any innocent bystanders into my vortex of misery.

I also wish I could be as honest with everyone else as I am with myself. Or that I could at least lack self-awareness, cause seriously, knowing full well that all your problems could be solved if you weren't a loser really sucks. I'd rather be an oblivious lolcow.

>>9859323
I just get very disinterested in new people after a few weeks of talking to them. I can't describe it accurately but it feels like if I become to close to them that add pressure to me to invite them places and consider them in the things I do and that stresses me out.

I hope one day we can overcome it.

>>9859325
I mean this is how I at least feel with internet people I've never made a friend from the internet I don't get how people do it.

>>9859271
I already have a nice house here (parents left it to me when they left the country) but I guess I just needed the wake up call of “don’t be a fucking dumbass, 11k is a fuck tonne of money”. Thanks anon, sometimes ya just need someone else to tell you to not be an idiot

>>9859289
>develop small gut
>feel self conscious
Meanwhile, there are fat-ass bitches wandering around the con looking like potatoes.

>>9859301
Tfw no onee-san
Just have a shitty imouto

>>9859067
Because no one cared who he was before he put on the mask.

>>9859329
>letting 4chan make your life decisions

>>9859333
>tfw only child but always wanted to be an onee-san looked up to by a cute imouto-tan
>tfw you cling to your younger female cousins to try and fill this void but it's not as deep/consistent as it would be if they were your real sister

I'd make a great big sister too fuck. I legitimately confused this feeling with being attracted to girls for years but it turns out all I want is to be a cool big sis.

>>9859363
I just want an onee-san to whine about my feelings to and tell me it's all gonna be daijobu and that I'm a good boy. She can be snoopy but supportive of my adventures with girls too.

Imouto-tan is super independent and doesn't need me and my onii-san is distant and a pussy so he's not much to look up to.

>>9859365
No boys pls thx boys are icky

>>9859366
I get along better with girls tho. They're much easier to talk to and older girls are especially empathetic. It's a nice change from the constant rough and tumble with guys

>tfw cosplaying to fill the emptiness left behind when daddy left mommy to die of depression

>>9859372
Fuck. You good?

>>9859366
Boys might be icky but girls are borderline retarded
Pick your poison

>>9859376
I pick girls because they're not icky and I'm smart so we complete each other

>>9859377
>Smart
>woman
Pick one

>>9859043
Her proportions look off

>>9859282
Hit the gym and then not just cosplay thots will want you but all the thots will.

>>9859378
>>9859381
>Tfw no non thot cgl gf
Seriously though, I see so many thots now I can't understand why it's even a point of pride to get laid anymore, like it should be practically praised when men and women decline sex in favor of more important things with how easy it is nowadays. Sure I get that it's pathetic when you want to have sex and you can't, but I feel like an increasing number of people are just virgins by choice now

>>9859383
Wanna play find a cgl gf on hard mode?
Find one thats
1. Not overweight
2. Not mentally ill
3. Not a thot
4. Attractive

Good luck buddy

>>9859385
>tfw you check off all but number two

To be fair it's hard to find anyone who checks off all of those now days, let alone in a weird niche hobby.

>>9859391
Hey at least chicks who are fucked in the head are fun in bed

>>9859385
You're more likely to find a lolita gf that checks those boxes since we have to fit in brand.
Anyways, email me

>>9859383
>tfw became non-sexual after break-up
>want to do cute things with girls like hold hands, cuddle and butterfly kisses
>feel absolutely nothing when making out or anything hot and heavy
>can't get hard
>girls think I'm not attracted to them
>can't find someone to relate to about this

I JUST WANT TO DO CUTE THINGS WITH CUTE GIRLS BUT THEY KEEP WANTING TO DO NON-CUTE THINGS!

>>9859396
I'll do cute things with you for money

>>9859398
>for money
That's not cute.

I have options since I don't think I'm terrible looking but it's hard to keep a sustainable romantic but non-sexual relationship with anyone going. It always ends in a month or two with them being frustrated that I won't have sex with them because I just don't want to.

>take a fucking huge shit
>thinking that it's going to be a fucking pain to wipe clean
>tissue has no shit on it
>instead it has blood

Oh boy

>>9859411
How is this /cgl/ related? How is this even a feel?? Taking a shit is not a feel.

>>9859385
Mfw I'm all of that. Feels good man.

>>9859401
I'm girl and i have the same struggle. All the guys think those cute things are just an intro for something non-cute, but I'm not into it. Although it would help better if you were a cute lady, anon.

>>9859401
>no sex
>no money
>no cgl related feels

What is the point of being with you?

>excited to finally join a lolita comm
>comm is a bunch of lolitas in their early 20's. Talks a shit load about cons, drinking, and past drama before joining
>Is hitting mid 30's, doesn't attend cons, only drinks coffee and non alkie drinks, also have nothing in common. BORED as hell at each meet.
>Disappointed with comm experience.
>Back to semi-lonelita status

>>9859173
deeds pls

>>9859385
My record for concealing 2 is six months. You just have to find someone who thinks you're "quirky".

>>9859427
That's really disappointing to read anon. I hope you find some lolita (or not lolita) friends that you can really connect to. I'm in kind of the same boat in not being able to relate with my comm. I just don't find them interesting at all and they don't dress that well either.

Real talk, if there are really so many people in here who want bfs and gfs, there's both a friend finder thread and AN ENTIRE FUCKING BOARD for that kind of thing, so why does nobody sack up and go through with it? Shit, if you're looking to live in Alaska, there's room up here

>>9859496
Because people don't actually want relationships but they just want to whinge.

>>9859496
Real talk, I did this and found my boyfriend who is super supportive of lolita, carries my purses at cons, and sends me /cgl memes. lifes good, man.

>>9859418
I think I could be sexual for the right person but I need A LOT of time to warm up to them. I think they just get upset because they think they're special and they can 'fix' me with their attractiveness. So when that doesn't work they just get upset that their self-perception was wrong.

> Although it would help better if you were a cute lady
My sincerest apologies.

>>9859419
Pic related

>>9859043
That relationship has to be staged, she has to be using his e-fame as a platform to trampoline her modeling career or something.

>>9859561
>trampoline her modeling career
I can't believe she's ok with that photo. It looks like a still from a low budget cosplay porno.

>living in a small town in a third world country
>with the barriers of being a nerd, an older guy and kinda-rich-but-not-really
I miss my friends, they all moved to the capital for work while I stayed behind also for work

>>9859496
Friend finder thread
>Nobody in my state
>Every post so far explicitly states "no boys"

/soc/
>90% dudes
>State-specific general is 100% dudes and only ever lasts for about 20 posts

>>9859507
I'd love a relationship but my bf applications keep getting denied so now I'm here bitching about it.

>>9859568
>>9859568
>ever going on /soc/
I remember when /soc/ first started, I thought it seemed like a good idea at first, but it devolved into horribleness only a few hours in.

>>9859436
My last ex only concealed it for 3 months whats your secret

>>9859264
>cool
>cgl gf
you can only be one,

>>9859395
Down

>crazy overweight girl I dated as a teenager who was from the middle of bumfuck nowhere in a European country is now a 100lbs lighter daddy's little girl Instathot with 15k followers saying she's from San Francisco

>>9859043
These two actually got married.

>>9859063
I heard she has crazy insecurity issues, which is why she'll put down other good looking women and sat how fake they look. She also has a preference for chubby guys, and he may be good in bed, so it's probably why she's with a schlub.

>>9859658
nayrt but that ain't just chubby. That's obese.

>>9859658
The only way "those" relationships are legit are in cases where the girl is certifiably busted and/or crazy

Why am I so pretty? It's just not fair so many other people out there have to feel jealous of little old me

>>9859373
Yeah, I’m good. Not really a 100% sad feel.

>>9859660
>>9859659
>>9859658
Could it be that these thots dating obese men had fat fathers?

>>9859666
Depends on her relationship with her father I suppose.

>>9859666
What if they're just likeable dudes?

>>9859612
I found the love of my life on /soc/. Yes, the board is absolutely awful, but it's not impossible for something good to come of it.

>>9859669
No one likes fat people.

>>9859672
Look, I agree that it's bad to choose to be fat, but that doesn't give you an unlikable personality by default

>>9859669
That probably is only a factor as far as "he's not chrischan/moviebob levels, I'm not completely repulsed by him".
The rest is more than likely a pretty pitiful "e-golddigging"

>>9859675
Unlikeable personality of course not but people will always think less of you when your fat.

>>9859625
Preparation. I always had a week's worth of sanity rehearsed. I planned conversations and kept a fake diary. Researched medical conditions to explain my weight loss and invented stories behind injuries. The rest was passing off abnormalities as eccentricities. He fell right for the Manic Pixie Dream Girl illusion on Day 1.

>>9859669
You know, you make a good point.
Corpulence is often a sign that something is going on with them emotionally. Maybe emotionally broken women have an easier time connecting with them?

>>9859676
I worry that these types of women will use their conventional attractiveness to make these men feel trapped.

>>9859682
>I worry that these types of women will use their conventional attractiveness to make these men feel trapped.
I see two possible outcomes for this type of couples.

1)Girl holds over the guy's head how he'll probably never do better than her, guy buys it and puts up with her bullshit till she decides she's bleed him dry and dump him.
2) Girl holds over the guy's head how he'll probably never do better than her, guy overestimates his own popularity and dumps her, never really finds a replacement for her and lives in constant regret.

>>9859684
I'm conventionally ugly but I can go nut in a bunch of whores equally as hot as OP. It's because I know how to talk to women, have confidence, a decent salary, and smell good. It's really not hard. Women are pathetically insecure, especially the hot ones. Really easy to pretend they're smart and ingratiate yourself. They love it when they believe I actually engage with them mentally. They usually get super mad when I blow a few loads in them and move on, but as soon as I come back it's easy to slide into a fwb situation or maybe hook up a threesome.

>>9859688
It sounds like you go after a specific type of woman(pretty but dumb and insecure, and not all pretty girls are dumb and insecure) though, so generalizing all women under the type you target kinda just makes you look dumb too.

Not saying that you don't have these experiences, because I know more than a few girls who would probably fall for this, but acting like every woman is this way takes away from your intelligence.

>>9859698
>>9859688
Also the girl in the OP kind of has a man face but a decent body so I wouldn't really call her hot. Your standards are a bit low unless you plan on making her wear a paper bag lel.

>>9859688
>incel tries larping as chad

>>9859679
How do I get a gf like you? I want one equally bad as me.

>>9859436
Over a year, step up your game.

>>9859061
cgl gfs are narcissistic af

>post cosplay pic online
>local girl asks if I can strip at her birthday party
But I'm fat and ugly????

>>9859698
I was making a genearlization, obviously there are exceptions to every rule. I'm not some retarded /pol/tard who thinks all women are identical.

>>9859707
they want a comedy routine

>>9859688
No wonder I never get any. I'm unwilling to intentionally hurt someone just to fuck and my standards are too high to be with someone who bores me

>>9859704
We're a common breed in lolita.
Don't question the glimpses of weirdness. Accept the fantasy. She'll love you for it.

>>9859707
Update. Tried to turn her down but she is being very clueless.

>>9859705
Did you play on hard mode and live together?

>>9859363
>confused this feeling with being attracted to girls for years but it turns out all I want is to be a cool big sis.
wonder how common this is

>>9859700
In what world is that a man face? Sometimes I wonder about the standards on /cgl/. She’s not my type but she is definitely pretty and in no way looks like a man. Is it because /cgl/ is full of weebs glorifying Asian faces and thinks anyone with a chin is not cute enough or what?

>>9859708
Just some robot pretending he's a hit with the ladies, eh?

>>9859727
I can find you a good optometrist if you need me to?

>>9859727
>expecting female gulls not to be salty cunts

>>9859660
>using pat and his gf as an example
Those two are practically the same person, try again

Starting to wonder if I'm into lolita or if I'm into historical fashion. Lolita's very cute, don't get me wrong. It's just that I find myself drawn towards more mature cuts, longer skirts and darker colors. There's a line between these two styles and I'm wondering if I've crossed it

>>9859722
No because I hate other people in my living space but I did get him to drive 2+ hours to see me late at night on week nights at least twice a week.

>>9859732
>the girl is certifiably busted and/or crazy

>>9859155
Sell it to someone else doing something similar. or ebay it. No use in keeping it.

>>9859363
>>9859333
>>9859301
I can't understand you at all. I had a little sister for years. Her being gone was probably one of the best things that ever happened to me DESU.

Feels good to know someone else watches paige and pat on here.

>>9859679
Jesus fuck dude.
You just proved my point that cgl chicks are way beyond fucked in the head.
The only question is:
Is the pussy good enough to make up for it

>>9859663
My gf is ridiculously pretty. She's so out of my league sometimes I question what did she ever see about me. Doesn't help either she's much more rich than me, so I feel she just basically keeps me as entertaiment.

>>9859741
I was forced to go to a lot of "grown up" events with no other children around until I was 10 when my first cousin was born, and the age gap made it so even then we couldn't really play together.

I was lonely, changed schools a lot so I didn't make friends, and having a sister would have softened my loneliness.

>>9859734
Sounds like you're into aristocrat, anon. nbd still in jfashion territory.

>>9859742
>The only question is:
>Is the pussy good enough to make up for it
Probably, crazy sex is best sex

>>9859742
>Is the pussy good enough to make up for it
One of my psycho exes was a complete cunt but the sex was fantastic and she's been one of the only women to let me cream inside her everytime with no issues. In retrospect it was probably a bad idea but I got away with it.

>>9859750
Most of my exs, psycho or not, let me nut in them.
Birth control is fuckin rad am I right fellas?

>tfw having to miss out on local cons because of muh college

>>9859753
>one ex was on birth control and still made me use condoms on the rare occasions she wasn't sobbing and accusing me of only wanting her for sex
That was a bad time. Thankfully the girl I'm with now hates rubber and both holes are free for the taking.

>>9859756
Also, just checked something
>there was an event called Jigoku Market nearby
>kinda forgot about it, but supposedly, it was going to take place today
>check the fb page
>CANCELLED
wew
I wonder what happened, all they say is that there was a "negligence" on the venue. Whatever that means.

>>9859742
Probably not. I'm exhausted all the time.

>>9859741
I'd kinda lime to see the person whose name was my first word more than maybe 2 weekends out of a year

>>9859757
I said most because only one of my ex's didnt let me nut in them and the worst part is that they were on birth control anyway.
She was a cosplay chick and kinda unstable.
She turned out to be the biggest waste of time that anyone could call a "relationship"
Not only could I not nut in her but she wouldnt let me nut on her face on in her mouth and only on her tits.
One time she let me nut in her and she had a panic attack and started sobbing in the bathroom.
Shit was straight fucking annoying.
She then stopped putting out so the relationship was falling apart and I tried to talk it out.
I explained to her that sexual attention is pretty much required for a healthy adult relationship and she was just like "oh Im depressed Im not in a good place rn why do you only care about sex"
this had been going on for like the last 4 months of the relationship
I cared about her so I stuck around but it got to the point where I couldn't take it and the final nail in the coffin was she stopped saying I love you too when i said I love you.
The night I broke up with her I just hit up this dump thot and fucked her like 4 times till my dick was sore.
It fulfilled my desire to fuck something but didnt fill the hole in my heart from having someone I cared about drift further and further away.

>>9859773
>fucking someone else the night you break up with someone
You are a garbage human being

>>9859783
the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else. People handle heart break in whatever way they think helps them heal.
also it came to me that this chick probably never loved me and only used me for my money and because I had a car and she didn't so fuck her.

>>9859773
Nice larping, bro. Now go back to /r9k/ and pretend to be alfa over there.

>>9859787
why would anyone larp about heartbreak
You must not know what it feels like anon

>>9859707
>>9859720
Update 2.
>tell her I'm not interested in stripping
>she asks if I can just deliver her a cake in costume then
>open to it
>she soon makes it clear that she wants me to be there for sexual anyway
>tell her "my girlfriend" (not real) wouldn't like that
>she blocks me
>half hour later, unblocks and sends a friend request
>ignore
>am now blocked again
Why can't *attractive* girls ever approach me in this way?

>>9859787
>do I fit in yet gulls? haha

>>9859660
Of all the people in the world I couldn't be happier for Pat.
He won the lottery with a stupidly hot version of himself

>>9859773
>in relationship
>girl doesnt put out for 4 months
Why didnt you leave sooner you dumb fuck

>>9859741
I had an abusive father who smothered my little sister and I got the worst of the abuse so I avoided being around my sister because he was always surrounding her.

>>9859773
Hey anon, I just want to say I know how you feel and I hope you're doing ok

>>9859810
thank you friend. I am trying. Ive had trust issues with girls ever since that. You know the typical they say they care about me but how can i believe them type shit.
Everyday the memory of her fades a little bit. Hopefully soon I wont even remember her name.

>>9859773
>she didn't let me nut in her so she didn't love me
the only bad part of this post is when she stopped saying she loved you. you didn't deserve that. but everything else is you being a whiny baby

>>9859800
I fucking love pat. SBFP is such a kino channel

>>9859834
Unless you're heavily pregant, not putting out for 4 months or more is horseshit and definitely symptomatic of an unhealthy relationship which anyone has the right to complain about.

>>9859847
>4 months without pussy
I would have left after 2 weeks desu fuck that shit

>>9859705
>>9859436
>>9859625
Why are we concealing illness minus the latter who was subject to concealment? Relationships go a lot better when you're upfront with people about illness. I usually wait until the 2-3 week mark, and then I let them know. It goes much smoother when they know ahead of time, I promise.

>>9859847
>>9859849
That's not anon's case, but what if the girl you're dating with doesn't accept sex before marriage?

>>9859874
Unless she gives the greatest blowjobs known to man, I nope right out of there instantly. I use my hand enough when I'm single, I'm not putting up with it in a relationship too. Sexual chemistry is important and waiting until after you're married to discover the sex is horrible is a bad idea.

>>9859874
unless you also don't wanna have sex before marriage why would you get with a chick that is saving herself for marriage.
I feel like most people can agree that sexual intimacy is important for a healthy relationships.

>gulls claims to want boyfriends

>gulls are disgusted by penises, emotional intimacy, vaginas, bodily fluids and the very idea of intercourse

>>9859893
#notallgulls

>>9859893
I don't want one so I'm off the hook. I'm a self-proclaimed lone pastel ranger.

>>9859893
please, read the thread
> want to do cute things with girls like hold hands, cuddle and butterfly kisses

>>9859866
Something tells me being upfront about my biggest issue in these matters, the fact that my first time wasn't consensual, would backfire on me

>>9859896
that sounds like the best time, sign me up

>>9859896
sounds like faggot shit

>>9859900
It could backfire, but that just screens out the people not meant for you. Absolutely nothing is lost in that case.

>>9859918
I don't know anon by the looks of that image it seems the only faggot shit here is you <3

>>9859937
ooh a heart just for me? wanna take me out to dinner sometime, faggot-kun

>>9859654
Proof?

>>9859941
Only if you eat ass, anon

>>9859955

>>9859663
lmao

>>9859881
Gonna have to agree with you there

>>9859663
I ask myself the same thing, especially when it comes to romance.
You know I am so romantic, sometimes I think I should just marry myself

>>9859773
ew u had sex with a thot ew

Lifting for Lolita gf anon here, I went and got a haircut and got some low shine, medium hold hair clay and I'm pulling back that hair that naturally goes forward and to the side of my forehead, and making it stick up now. It's hard for me to describe, but hopefully it looks better.

Learning how to take care of this is gonna make doing my hair for cosplay easy

>>9859634
Email in thread, boy

>>9859660
Friendly reminder Paige:
>has lupus
>has severe brain damage from the time she was in a coma
>will die before she turns 40
>is barren
>drinks mustard from the bottle
>has shit taste in shoes
She was lucky to find him, not the other way around

Has anyone ever had any luck picking up cute cosplay chicks at a con party?

>>9860024
The only email I see belongs to a lesbian

>>9860063
Yeah it's easy as hell if they're drunk and you're good looking

And looking good is always a plus but you gotta be charming if they're sober

>>9860071

Wait what the fuck am I even talking about, this thread sucks

Everyone in here is in such a fucking hurry to prove how superior they are to other people in the arenas of sex and dating that they forgot that shit isn't on-topic

You all need to make private Twitters

>>9860015
That short style usually works for a lot of people. It's the go-to if nothing else. Just keep up with trimming it. You're the one who mentioned it looking ridiculous when it grew out, right? I'll key you in on why that happens, and it boils down to you mentioning 'high and tight'. Men's hairline will recede at puberty, giving them that trademark hairline. (It's not balding. It's something almost all men experience, including you.) Anyhow, if you're wanting to wear it longer or more leeway growing out then the hairstylist needs to avoid cutting the extra length out of that area. The short part/fade shouldn't extend above the temple. A good stylist can successfully blend with that strip in-between the ear and temple. This leaves some hair to cover that 'gap' naturally created by the hairline, and avoids that weird 'devillock' look that happens otherwise when it grows out. Thus, you get more time in-between haircuts without looking funky.

>>9859874
I want a happy life with virgin gf desu

>>9859385
Why is #2 on there? I'd be happy with just 1,3, and 4.My cgl gf and I could pop xans together daily

>>9860158
>thinks taking mind altering drugs to coast through life is okay

I am sorry for you, anon. That is very sad

>tfw got bad haircut and it shows way too much of my face so I look too ugly to wear lolita now

>>9859866
Prepared-sanity-anon here.
I was honest with one guy right from the start. I loved him. He wanted to save me, but I didn't want to be saved. He spent all his time on me. He dropped out of college. His work suffered. He lost friendships. I wasn't going to get better. We went our separate ways before I could destroy his life any further. I realised the only way I could have a good relationship was if I lied.

All because the breasts are prosthetics it doesn't make it okay to touch them without asking . Sometimes you got to wear prosthetics when you have small boobs or because you want boobs to look a certain way. Sometimes you will have male friends and see how pervy they really are when you start wearing these prosthetics and proceed to grope you.

>>9860231
Elbow tight, throw from your hip, do not fully clench until the moment of contact

>lactose intolerant
>ask for onions milk instead of regular
>get regular
>shit

>>9860240
What the fuck is onion milk

>have plans to go to con with friends
>hype as fuck working on a new cosplay
>reserve hotel room months in advance
>my boss wont let me have that weekend off because 3 people quit in the span of a month
Ill just go fuck myself I guess

>>9860244
It's a wordfilter, you dip.

>first AA table at a big convention
>only did shitty smol normie events before this
>at the same time:
>terrified I won't sell anything
>terrified I don't have enough stock

>>9860266
Bring plenty of business cards
Its seems like at cons artists run out after like the first day

>>9860272
I have about 450 business cards so that should probably last me. Otherwise I put my social media on my banner so people can snap a pic if I run out I guess.

>>9860273
Do you have a cute booth set up?
Cute booths always sell more

>>9859679
This is brilliant and I am going to start doing this.

>>9860145
This is disgusting desu. No normal person would care if their gf is virgin or not.

>>9860247
Just let them know they’ll have another worker quitting soon if you dont have that time off

>>9859413
>Taking a shit is not a fee
But it is the best feel.

>>9860310
A lot of normal people will say they want a girl/guy with experience. A lot of normal people will say they want someone who saves themselves for marriage.

The only thing the chart says is women who have less partners are more likely to have long stable marriages. I think there was a chart for men with similar numbers so it goes both ways. So one might say that women and men who don't slut it up make better lifelong partners.

>>9860372
I regret for not being sexually active when I was younger. I guess I'm gonna hate my final parthner, as a person who would benefit from the thing that made me unhappy so many years in row.

>>9860372
That's nice. But stable doesn't necessarily mean happy. And marrying before 30 is being presented as a good thing, but it's not necessarily. I don't want to be married before 30. If that's what you want, fine, but it's not for me and many others.

>>9859950
They are listed as "husband and wife" on a house deed.

>>9859659
I don't think he was always obese. He was pretty thin in older photos. Maybe he gained weight because he was comfortable, or Lia has a fat fetish. I think he lost weight now but Idk.

>>9859363
>Be eldest of four
>Only grill
>Brothers all grew up to be bigots, I don't talk to them
>I always wanted a sister to share cosplay and life with
Sucks.

>>9860394
>But stable doesn't necessarily mean happy.
Maybe true before the 60s/70s when it was difficult for women to get out of bad marriages, but in the modern world with easy divorce and a 50% failure rate it's a lot less likely unhappy people will stay married a long time.

I don't think the data in the graph is being presented as a good or bad thing. It's simply a factor that can lead to longer lasting, stable marriages. Maybe a long term relationship is less important to you than exploring your options and ensuring physical compatibility, and that's fine. Maybe you feel uncomfortable committing more than a couple of years. That's fine too. Maybe you prefer short, passionate relationships to long, stagnant ones. Nothing wrong with that. However if you change your mind later on you might find it a little difficult to keep a long relationship going. It's jut a tradeoff, a compromise like many other things in life.

>>9860388
I don't think you'll hate your final partner. You might have a harder time picking and staying with one before you move on to the next final partner. But at least you'll feel better along the way, and live without the regrets of not trying vs at least trying even if it fails.

>>9859666
>have fat dad
>lithe sister married a fat guy
>sister jokes that she "married her dad"

It could be true

>>9859396
Maybe you're asexual, anon.

>>9859427
This is my life, anon. Early 30s, married, have a kid and I did so many cons from 17-30 that I only attend for the lolita programming. Don't have much in common with my local comm, either. feelsbadman.jpg

>tfw no qt cgl bf

>>9859900
Same boat, I usually tell people before I commit to them to test the waters
Those who don’t take it seriously aren’t people who you want inside of you anyhow. My philosophy is those who brush it off might try to take advantage of me themselves.
It’s a good litmus test.

Some actual cgl-related feels
>Have nice collection of mainpieces
>Been having trouble coordinating everything I try on
>No items on my wishlist have been showing up
>Don’t want to sell accessory items I don’t like until I get items I actually need to coordinate my main pieces
It’s the struggle

>>9860043
How awful.

>>9860210
You can still have a good relationship while being honest anon. You need someone who will complement you and support you only as much as you are comfortable, not someone with a saviour complex who will try to fix you. Are the chances low of finding someone like that? Maybe, but not impossible. I wish you all the best though. <3

>>9860161
>it's a sad thing to bring your fucked neurochemistry to a normal, baseline level so you can function

I mean, there was a way to interpret the statement to say the drugs were recreational, or maybe they were saying they're OK with a partner who is mentally is as long as they are taking steps to help them function.

My husband is on meds and I've gone through counseling on and off and we somehow make it work. Sometimes the person that understands you best is someone who has gone through some of the same things. We recognize each other's low/depressive episodes and intervene before shit can hit the fan, but we also don't 100% rely on each other to magically make everything better.

To bring this full circle into cgl related, I can honestly say I'm so happy that my husband and I both share a love of weeby things. He is incredibly supportive of everything I do, and while I know a normie partner could be just as supportive, it's so good to share with someone who actually understands.

>>9859385
I’d be a good lolita gf if it weren’t for number two, dysthymia and an eating disorder rip

>>9860446
Nobody is perfect. The bait is that barely anybody fulfills those four requirements.

>>9860446
I'll be a qt /fit/ bf for you, anon!
Here's my temp email:
dujin@amail.club

tfw ur wearing lolita, but u have 2 shit so you cry and undress in a burger king bathroom and have massive amounts of diarrhea and get a bad case of spicy butthole going but ur comm is waiting outside bk and ur crying because you didnt wipe well enough so you go the rest of tbe day witb spicy butthole

who else relates?

>>9860509
you don't have to undress to go to the bathroom while in lolita you retarded crossboarder

>>9860244
4chan made it so s-o-y is filtered to "onions" because so many turbo-neckbeards use the term as an insult.

>>9860515
u can risk having ur brand touch the toilet seat but i wont. maybe a piss, but a shit is an in depth experience. i cant focus on not tainting my brand and taking a shit it doeant work ok. ur shit stained petticoats probably smell like ass just like i did that day at bk.

>>9860436
Well as someone whos dated chicks on anti depressants Ill tell you that shit aint fun if youre not on them.
If youre normal and you gotta deal with a wacked out chick thats crying all the time, has mood swings, is "dissasociating" or whatever the fuck, eventually any sane dude is gonna leave because that shit is draining on a person.

>>9860527
>if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best~

>>9860404
>tfw practically the closest thing to a neo-nazi most people will ever get to AKA. Bigot
>fucking love cosplay and lolita

why not both?

>>9860404
Did your brothers refuse to use your preferred pronouns?

>>9860551
God women like this are usually the most bottom of the barrel mentally ill thots

>>9860407
I don't think I'm asexual. I loved sex when I was with my previous partners but the breakup for me was quite horrible and the way I was treated was not nice so something inside me switched off. I still get sexual thoughts but their directed towards anime characters, unironically.

The furthest I'm really willing to go with girls is to help wash them in the shower. But for me that's not a sexual thing, it's cute because of the intimacy and care involved. I can understand that girls my age want sex, that's totally understandable and I try and make it clear at the beginning that I'm not interested in sex but I assume they all take it as a ruse that most guys do to seem like their not here for a pump and dump. So they all get offended when I become dissociative during sexual stuff because I'm just not into it.

>>9860583
>someone says their brothers are bigots with no further explanation
>some triggered anon immediately tries to make it into a joke

>>9860599
>triggered
I don't think you know how to use that word correctly, babygull

>>9860247
I know that feel anon.
Happened to me like a year ago.
Feels bad.jpg

>>9860602
>triggered

>>9860642
You certainly are over pronouns, lmao

Does anybody else feel super nervous when one of their dream items comes up for auction, as opposed to happy? I'd be happy if it was a BIN but now I have the possibility of losing a dream item to think about for like 4 days

>>9860650
not as much as you are!

>>9860658
I get it, in a way. I get quite nervous when the time for the auction to end comes up, but if I really want the item and know I can afford fighting for it, I get thrilled. Doubly so if it's a piece I've been after for a while. Winning bid wars is an addictive kind of fun.
Did your dream item just come up for auction? I hope you win it!

>>9860664
Yes, it's a well known fact that triggered people make jokes at other people's expense. Definitely wouldn't be you intervening and being offended on somebody else's behalf. You're definitely a woman

>>9860676
Oh it's definitely addictive. I don't know how i'm this addicted to bidding on lolita and bidding on ebay shit too and still somehow super scared of it.
One of my dream items did, yes, thank you anon!!

>>9860527
Of course it is. It's no fucking picnic. But it also sounds like their meds and therapy have not necessarily gotten them to a state where they should be in a relationship. I was speaking more about people who take antidepressants and then pretty function fairly well day to day and then they might have a period of time where it gets real shitty and they bounce back out. A sign that the pills are actually doing something for them.

I think it's different if you've been dating someone long term and they sometimes have lows, or if they developed depression after the fact, but if you're at one of your lowest states the last thing you want to do is to throw yourself into a relationship. You get infatuated and ride that high and get semi-functional and then when it calms down a bit you fizzle out and end up like you described.

I know I'm a nuisance and a burden in my darkest moments, but then again so is my husband to be honest, and we just support each other through those times best as we can, because we know it's just temporary. Or we catch each other before it gets that bad. It's just how we've always done it.

>>9860310
Most guys do, not just the neckbeards.
Guys will bang pretty much anything, putting a ring on it is an entirely different story.

>>9860401
That will suffice as proof. Thanks!

>>9860388
There is also a possibility that you might not even have a final partner. We don't know what the future holds and nobody is guaranteed anything.

>>9860518
But chaging it to "onions" shows malice against /fit/ which in turn shows on some level all the things linked to the §oyboy meme were hitting a nerve on tje mods

>>9860704
I've never been on /fit/. What's their deal with onions?

>>9860714
There was a study done which showed a positive link to onion consumption and testosterone production.

>>9860720
I always found that funny, my little brother loves onions in all shapes and forms - yet he's the biggest faggot I've ever seen. He's also gay.

>>9860714
It was a short-lived meme based on >>9860720 so they kept memeing onions into everything till they ran it into the ground and moved on to the next meme.
The fact the mods are using a long defunct meme to get back at /fit/ also shows how out of touch they are with the board, or eating healthy and working out.

>>9860687
>being this triggered

>>9860733
>being a dumb cunt

>>9860745
>being this triggered

>>9860747
>being a dumb cunt

>>9860748
>being this triggered when I've said nothing but different variations of "you're triggered"

>>9860658
All the time. Unrelated to /cgl/ but about a month ago I lost a record I'd been searching for for 6 years because I didn't set up an auto-bid. I lost an incredibly rare LP to some other rabid asshole and it only cost him $32. I'll be dead before another one comes up for sale.

>>9860752
>being a dumb cunt

>>9860722
Getting /fit/ makes you gay. Go ask /fit/ they will confirm

>>9860753
Shidddd, that fucking sucks. I missed a dream item too recently, RIP to us. what was the record?

>>9859735
AKJHSDKJAHSKJDHAKJSD

>>9859793
>denying an absurdist fantasy
Just fucking do it

>>9860759
Pic related. ~600 copies made back in 1992 and dropped in record stores around London with price tags labeled "Free". They rarely come up for sale but when they do they hover right around $30-40.

>>9860781
hahah oh wow. I hope you find it some day!

>>9860753
>tfw no /cgl/ gf to share in my love of record collecting with

>first time making a prop
>Shit is incredibly fucked

Well at least I bought enough material to make it 3 more times. I'll get it right eventually and I learnt so much. I do want to cry a little though.

>>9860789
I can tangentially realate tho, I liked SP when I was seventeen or something :3

I'm going to live abroad for a year and I haven't had the urge to wear Lolita in such a long time that I've started to sort through and box up my Lolita stuff. I'm maybe going to sell some bits but the rest is just going to be packed away. Part of me feels sad and part of me almost feels relieved. I guess I'll just have to see how I feel in a year or so when I come back.

>>9860810
>SP
>Implying Sex Pistols records are even remotely hard to find
>Being this casual

>>9860825
>Listening to punk rock
This is obejctively the most pleb form of underground music imaginable. Big record companies threw retarded rich kids up on stage and they said inane and meaningless garbage that can be equated to entry level anarchism. But their political message was SO GOOD!

>>9860831
The point I'm making is that's not a Sex Pistols record. It's a scam perpetrated by a scam band to scam record stores because Dave Goodman was a fucking madman and it's actually really good. You're also listening to the wrong punk music if you think the politics are what matter or that any successful band in history was ever started by a record company (generic pop acts notwithstanding).
>Underground music
So should I be listening to no-wave, then? Because that shit is objectively garbage. What do you consider "good" underground music?

>>9860844
I made a poor mistake when writing and failed to properly express that I thought the politics of punk was garbage, but they got praise for it anyway.
James Chance is objectively good, by the way

>Have best friend that I really connect with
>We cosplay Kaworu and Shinji together
>Be very depressed, the only highlight of my year is cosplaying at one con
>Be making plans, and matching plugsuits I'm making for her as a gift
>She ends up doing an intense 16 day college course the week of the con
>She hardly ever responds to messages and seems uninterested in talking to me anymore
>Everyone says she's just busy but I'm scared that she despises me
>Lose motivation to do anything, even cosplaying which was previously the only thing that kept me going on a day to day basis

I've moved on from other people before, but I've never been closer to anyone before. I just miss her but I'm too scared to talk to her at this point. Hanging out with her at the con was all I really wanted to do. I get that I'm not entitled to her time, I just feel disappointed. But the potentially lost friendship is stressing me out too... I couldn't hardly eat or move because of it for a few days.

honestly I'm so overly dramatic.

>>9860899
>Kawoshin
No sympathy

>>9860903
I know

>>9860906
Now if you were going to be Misato for me, maybe we could work something out, babygull

>>9860922
If only I could pull off older characters... I love Misato so much

>>9859282
Dude, I work with this fat black dude that is living the dream of having a qt Japanese wife that brings him home cooked meals to the office everyday. If he can get a gf while being fat then so can you.

>>9860789
CDs are objectively superior

>Putting together a cosplay that's got pretty simple stuff that I can find at the store for the most part, only worried about having to make a jacket
>went to goodwill today
>found everything for the cosplay minus wig and shoes and one small piece I can get from walmart, even found a perfect jacket
>just ordered the wig
>feels good
Only sewing I'll have to do is hemming the skirt and replacing some ugly buttons! Doing a simple easy cosplay is a nice change of pace every now and then!

>>9860950
>objectively
I like records because they're heavy, sound great, have much nicer album art, are more valuable and come with sleeves and inserts CDs don't have.

>>9860789
Ugh same. But I don't make attempts to meet people so my fault I guess. I'm in a weird place where I kinda want to meet people but also don't want to because I don't like myself so don't want them to meet me.

>>9859773
Please drink your own sperm

>>9859385
>>9860446
I'd also be a good lolita gf if it weren't for aspergers & anxiety & ocd rip

>>9860527
I've also met a lot of guys like this though. 2 guys that I know who came on to me like "tfw no cgl gf" and wanted to date me bc I'm a lolita were constantly talking about how depressed they are on social media and how they want a cgl gf to fix them or whatever.

>>9860831
If you can't enjoy the first Bad Brains album or Static Age, I'm glad we're not friends

>>9860981
When considering a good guy to date, look at what they do in their lives. Are they working, if so, what do they do? Do they go to school? If a man feels fulfilled, he will be more secure with himself. Also, no matter how lonely you are, don't date guys who expect girlfriends to fix him.

>>9860999
There's a place in my heart for the energy and wit of bands like Dead Kennedys and Bad Brains, but I'm driven crazy by what writers and reveiwers and how they praise punk.

>>9860424
Would you say you've managed to move on? If so, how?

>>9859385
>tfw all this
>asexual
you forgot a 5th point anon

I ended up rushing into making an itabag for a character I used to love in middle school, because I had recently got back into the series and I thought it meant I'd love the series as much as I did as a kid. Now a year later, I'm working on selling off all the merch I bought of him because I realized I was never that into the series as I thought I was and once the nostalgia faded, it was hard to keep interested. But I kept buying more stuff because I bought into the sunk cost fallacy. I also fell into a depressive funk last year and ended up indulging in some spontaneous retail therapy and bought more stuff, including non-itabag merch. So now I'm stuck with even more shit I need to get rid of for a series I realized I don't like as much as I was trying to convince myself I did.

tldr: I'm an idiot who started an itabag without thinking it through because I was excited by the idea of making one and also used it as an excuse to indulge in some retail therapy.

I spat on my neighbor's car because they were parked in my spot for the hundredth fucking time after I told them to quit that shit. Then this bitch came out to complain about it like I'm not gonna just fucking tow it next time.

>>9861199
Put a nail under their tire

>>9861199
>>9861202
I keep a small floor jack and wheel dollies in my apartment for just such occasions. Way quicker than calling the tow company and I get to fuck with whoever parked in my spot. My favorite thing to do is make them straddle the little planter medians that bookend the parking sections.

>>9861214
HOLY SHIT THATS FUCKING EVIL
NICE

>>9861199
I got mad just reading this. Fucking hate when people park in my spot, especially since I've paid for covered parking. Then they come and bitch at me that I had their car towed. Fucking fuckface I paid for that spot get fucked.

>start saving up for Anime Expo 2018
>dreamt up of cool things happening at AX18 ever since I left last year like Channel Awesome being guests and the world premiere of the live action Bleach movie
>2018 and I finally got around to the point where I can start saving up for all the swag
>Gravity Falls Complete Series on Blu-ray gets announced
>Kingdom Hearts Orchestra announces stop in my city
>Hamilton tickets in my city go on sale soon
>the live action Bleach movie looks like shit
>the Channel Awesome debacle happened and made me lose any respect I have left

Is Lolcow down for anyone else?

>>9861465
Yep, down for me.

>>9861253
I'm telling you, $100 at Harbor Freight and all your problems will be solved.

Is it really that bad to wear JSKs without blouses? It should be fine as long as you don't call it Lolita, r-right?

>>9861448
Everyone saying Rukia got done dirty. I had to watch the trailer
a few times before I even figured out which one she was supposed to be.
>how do you fuck up that bad

>>9861556
I live in a very warm climate and in my local comm it's generally accepted to wear JSKs without blouses; imo it depends on how well your JSK fits you, how to choose to coord it, and what it looks like.
You certainly can wear your JSKs in non-lolita looks and not label them as lolita if you're more comfortable like that, but you can also wear a short sleeved bolero on top instead of a blouse, and it'll be perfectly fine for lolita.

>Meet a cute guy at a concert
>Chat a lot online
>Have loads in common
>Start to catch feels
>allaccordingtoplan.tiff
>Notice his ex looks like the personification of a lost & found box
>Ask what he likes in a girl
>"I don't like it when girls care so much about their appearance. Why do you wear makeup, anon?"
>Explain why I love makeup and lolita
>He doesn't understand
>Dig further into his facebook
>All exes look like they just escaped a bobcat attack at a bible camp
>Ifhe'sblindhowishereadingmymessages.pptx
>"Anon, we should go out sometime. You don't have to dress up like that :)"
>rip me

>have /cgl/ gf
>mfw she gone
How do I get a new one?

>>9861588
Don't let him turn you into a sister-wife, anon. It's a ploy. He's attracted to you the way you are now, he just wants to make it so nobody else is while he's with you.

>tfw want to self post and attention whore but judgement prevents me from attention whoring
I need to be put down like a rabid dog

>>9861609
I think you're right, anon. I like him but I like myself more.

>>9861573
After watching the live action Attack On Titan movies (both Part 1 and 2) in theaters, I won’t be surprised.

The most faithful adaptation was Tokyo Ghoul, which is bullshit because all the gore got neutered.

>>9861596
>he didn't sign up for the replacement plan

>used to cosplay, quit when i got into lolita because I started spending my money on lolita clothes rather than cosplay stuff
>still love lolita but thinking about getting back into cosplay, just a little bit
>decide i want to cosplay ran from texhnolyze
>can't find good character references, clear images of her outfit
>starting to lose passion
>g-guess I'll just stick with lolita for now

>>9860240
"Shit" like "oh shit" or "I shit myself"?

>tfw the comm president got arrested for stealing Fukno Pops at Walgreens

Fucking trolls got me feeling some type of way. But that's normal here.

>>9861708
Take a deep breath, drink some water, maybe close the tab for a while and do something else. It's alright, anon, don't take it too seriously.

>>9861055
Please respond

New thread >>9861734

>>9861702
First one then the other.

>>9859061
i think thats a good thing

>>9859222
this is nice anon

>>9860404

>bigots

>>9859061
>cgl gf
>wanting that level of toxicity
then again it might just be the lolitas
:^)

>>9859061
>no 2D cgl gf
Life hurts