/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

[Anonymous No.10019111]

Tell me about your local cringlords, /cgl/

[Anonymous No.10019211]

>>10019111
80% of my con attendees
>no, they's not teenagers at all

[Anonymous No.10019230]

i know this probably sounds like bait but honestly the biggest cringe lords are me and my coworker. we're going to do some trash lolita photo shoots soon and i'm planning on doing some stupid edgy goth shit soon

[Anonymous No.10020705]

Sf local here. Sorry for the low quality image but this is all she ever uploads. This woman is a local cringe. Shes a 40 year old lady who dresses up as sailor moon and works multiple jobs in japantown (because "the children need her there"?) Shes an event nightmare as well since she forces herself into most of the japantown events. The best way to describe her is she acts like one of those "[character] of [city/state]" cosplayers who do chairty events except she doesnt contribute anything and wants to be the center of every japantown event.

She was partnered with that online game Tinierme but once it shut down, she tried staying relevant ever since. She even recently reused her old tinierme graphics to make overpriced, low quality merch that none bought. I guess its not so much cringe but sad. Does anyone else in SF also know her?

[Anonymous No.10020711]

Fred is finally on cgl? Pfff. He's nowhere the worst.

[Anonymous No.10020738]

>>10020711
Shut up Jebus. He is a creep and is trying to use people for popularity without giving a damn about what they do. If he stopped harassing events to let him perform he wouldn't have such a negative light on him. Only someone as cringy as you would care about him.

[Anonymous No.10020741]

>>10020711
Not to mention this isn't the first (or last) time he is posted. None is San Antonio likes him. If i wanted to be harassed to take a shitty mix tape or filmed without consent, I'd go to Austin or LA.

[Anonymous No.10021040]

>>10020738

What did this guy do?

[Anonymous No.10021099]

I got San. No real explanation needed. Even though now he thinks going to Colossalcon East makes him “East Coast” despite living in Ohio.

Note he has never even made a shirt before in his life

[Anonymous No.10021113]

>>10021099
My fave sanposts:
>”oh shit, I can’t find the can opener for this chef Boyardee. I guess it’s off to Olive Garden”
>talking about wanting to “privatize” his cosplay commissions: nigga thought “private” business meant it’s secret or underground. Tax-funded cosplay amirite
>crying about how he’s been awake for “over 14 hours”
>his discovery of what overtime at work is at the ripe age of 26
This is besides over all the constant jealous reeeeing at women and the self-diagnosed angsty titles and exaggerations like hero, anti hero, black knight, con terrorist (because his friends airsoft gun got banned at a convention center where the president of the United States was at), witch hunt victim, researcher (because he looks up how to make cosplays. That’s it.), 9S, teacher, etc. it goes on forever

[Anonymous No.10021339]

>>10021113
Fresh from today! Every post he makes is just laced with bitterness

[Anonymous No.10021569]

>>10021339
Shocker.

[Anonymous No.10021591]

>>10021099
Hahahah
>Ohio
>East Coast

[Anonymous No.10021593]

I live in Las Vegas, and there are too many cringey people to count them. The worst one is probably Momokun, though.

[Anonymous No.10021750]

>>10019111
>>10020738

Is this the guy who floods all the Texas cons to be a guest for his music skills?

I know there's another kid like this, but tries to be an anime comedian that does the same thing.

If a Texas con has this guy it's a good sign their staff doesnt check for programming quality or guest quality.

[Anonymous No.10022100]

Britbong here.

There's this one guy where I live who acts like he's the core of our "cosplay community". He's right up his own ass about his (mediocre at best) cosplay skills.
Examples: has a 3 or 4 year old wig that he wears for EVERY costume, that he just paints and restyles for each character.
Buys ebay costumes then claims he made them, even though the most crafting he's ever done is a shitty foam sword for a LoZ costume.
Goes on massive rants on facebook about toxic cosplay behaviour whenever someone criticises his costumes or offers tips on how to improve them.
Related to point above: i a complete hypocrite that makes fun of other "low effort" cosplays people (often teenagers) wear to any local conventions he goes to. Posts them in an album he calls his "cringe compilation". Most of them aren't even actually cringey, just done on a super cheap budget.
Is 28, still hits on the 17/18 year olds at conventions.
I could go on with specific things he's done over the years, but I don't want to make an even larger wall of text.

[Anonymous No.10022103]

>>10022100
should be *is a complete hypoocrite.

[Anonymous No.10022142]

>>10022100
Oof

[Anonymous No.10022209]

>>10021593
do you know the weird "matrix loving looking" guy who wants to start his own cult he lives there and he's def on my list of cringiest people i've met

[Anonymous No.10022856]

>>10022209
Woah, no never met that guy. Does he go to cons?

[Anonymous No.10025433]

After reading through this thread and seeing a lot of cringe from texas, it reminded me of this dude. I only know of him because he ranted about delta h con on the cons facebook group but he does this with other cons too?

https://youtu.be/nhWe-ICD4ZQ

[Anonymous No.10025565]

>>10022856
yes and no. sometimes does, he used to be a btard, and started browsing cgl to make fun of me and my friends

[Anonymous No.10025574]

No one really on my end other than the toe sucker himself

[Anonymous No.10025576]

>>10025433
Had to click out 5 seconds in

[Anonymous No.10025598]

>>10025576
He's horrible in person. Full tard. That's not an act.

[Anonymous No.10025610]

>>10021593
Who else? I’m new to Vegas need to know who I should watch out for

[Anonymous No.10025728]

>>10020705
I do, but I think she's a sweetheart. She just likes to cosplay and perform, who cares what her age is.
>polite sage for no actual contribution

[Anonymous No.10027136]

>>10025433
Oh my god ill never forget the sailor moon event he asked me to vendored at. He stuck us outside in 100 degree weather infront of a gross weeb shop and I was pissed. I didnt make a single penny that day. After the event, he began blaming two weeb store for taking his crowd. I was just starting out at the time but if I knew how he really was I wouldnt have accepted.

[Anonymous No.10027159]

>>10021339
>prudent

[Anonymous No.10027292]

>>10021099
Ah san, hes grown to, by far, be one of my favorite people to laugh/cringe at for how obnoxiously full of himself he is even though he is very mediocre.

My favorite was when he ranted about how seeing props that aren't absolutely accurate make him cringe (and dont get him started on guns )

[Anonymous No.10027329]

>>10021339
>females
How to spot a neckbeard 101: they refer to women as 'females'. Actual physical neckbeard not required.

[Anonymous No.10027358]

>>10027329
I've noticed this too, it's super weird because I think they're trying to sound polite and clinical but still use "men" over "males" most of the time.
I use chicks or women if I need to be more formal.

[Anonymous No.10027602]

>>10025433
This sounded just like Joeysworldtour at the start

[Anonymous No.10029553]

>>10021099
>>10021339
>>10021113
He sounds like a cockgobbler faggot but he doesn't it doesn't seem like he'd be the worst out there. Kinda feel like there are tons of his type in the con community.
Surely there has so be worse

[Anonymous No.10029775]

>>10025433

Oh my God. I had forgotten about this guy. I had run inside with him years ago when I would vend at Texas cons. He was a big fanboy.

I'm not sure if he's on the spectrum, but I wouldn't be surprised.


Texas being as large as it is and being so saturated with cons we read have a list of cringe.

Aside from Jebus, I would have to say Erin/fatespinner. Just an overall cringy asshole with an ego and awkward as fuck.

[Anonymous No.10029965]

>>10027329
>>10027358
90% of the time, it's because they mean "women and girls," but either do not want to type it all out or do not want to tip people off that they are massive pedos

[Anonymous No.10030017]

>>10029775
>Erin/fatespinner

Is this person trans or a really ugly woman?

[Anonymous No.10030041]

>>10030017

Trans I think

[Anonymous No.10030419]

>>10019111
>Aside from Jebus, I would have to say Erin/fatespinner. Just an overall cringy asshole with an ego and awkward as fuck.

Oh god, i've ran into him at San Japan, his 'rapping' if you wanna call it that is whack but he thinks hes hot shit

[Anonymous No.10030454]

>>10021099
I met this dude at katsu last year and thought nothing of him other than the fact he talked a whole fucking lot and rooted his own horns until I followed him back on insta and Twitter. I could only handle following him for a month before I heard about the shit he pulls on girls lmfao

[Anonymous No.10030501]

>>10030017
is there a difference? lol

[Anonymous No.10030576]

>>10029553
I actually do think he’s the worst. The problem with San is it’s hard to really incapsulate five years of constant and unchanging hypocrisy, narcissism, chad LARP, anger, sexism, racism (and I’m not even someone who sees that everywhere like a lot of people, he really is those things), jealousy, inability to apologize and admit wrong, and inability to deliver a worthy commission in just a few screencaps. Especially since he makes multiple posts daily, were talking 5+ sometimes, average 2 a day. One day I’ll make some compilations.

[Anonymous No.10030588]

>>10029965
you can just say women and it does the same thing

[Anonymous No.10030727]

>>10030454
>before I heard about the shit he pulls on girls lmfao
Pls elaborate

[Anonymous No.10031074]

>>10030501
The difference is that only one of them is actually a woman

[Anonymous No.10031164]

>>10030727
From what I've seen, he tends to give them extra attention and will be super nice or try really hard to impress them. Very typical manipulative creep tactics. Whats weird is that he'll always try to befriend younger girls so that he can play the "senior" in the relationship.

[Anonymous No.10031697]

Omg i went to see that instagram in the collage For curiosity and jfc those horrible armors...

[Anonymous No.10031750]

>>10030576
Those poor fucking cats

[Anonymous No.10031758]

>>10030727
https://m.imgur.com/a/qslVw
http://rbt.asia/cgl/thread/9795852
This doesn’t have the revenge porn caps, though, I don’t think. I will post it. He also constantly shares kawaii asian lewd cosplayers while complaining that he doesn’t want to see “swimsuit-succubus’ well-oiled ass” on his feed. So I thought he just was a yellow fever faggot but then pic related. He is clearly just highly jealous of anyone with an ounce of popularity, especially women.
>>10031750
His parents may be hoarders. Because yes he still lives with his parents at nearing 27. He once complained about $400 rent being too expensive so it makes me think he was living rent-free and they finally got tired of his shit lol

[Anonymous No.10031759]

>>10031758

[Anonymous No.10031778]

Dutch gull here. We have someone who calls himself Trainer Steevee. Basically an old guy walking around in the same pokemon outfit with 12+plushies thinking everyone likes him and thinks he is funny.

He also does vlogs.. in dutch.
https://youtu.be/D1pVTkWxBnc

[Anonymous No.10034153]

>>10029775
>Erin
You mean Aaron Carter, his real name? Yeah, the dude's been a complete asshole since I met him. Thinks he's hot shit and tried to date girls back around 2012 but when his ex broke up with him and he couldn't get a gf, he went trans to gain sympathy. Basically just a Texas con Anthony Burch.
>>10030419
I think you're thinking of Deaconrap, which btw god bless him, he tries really hard, but his lisp or whatever makes it so hard to like his music.

[Anonymous No.10034155]

>>10029775
>Erin
You mean Aaron Carter, his real name? Yeah, the dude's been a complete asshole since I met him. Thinks he's hot shit and tried to date girls back around 2012 but when his ex broke up with him and he couldn't get a gf, he went trans to gain sympathy. Basically just a Texas con Anthony Burch.

[Anonymous No.10034527]

>>10034155
>he couldn't get a gf, he went trans to gain sympathy.

This seems to be a common occurrence. A voice actor did the same thing until he got laid and married the woman.

[Anonymous No.10035644]

>>10030454
I got stuck rooming with him at katsu last year because some girl in our (multi room) group vouched for him but then they had a falling out and we found out what a piece of shit he was. For whatever reason he wasn't kicked out and he was put in my room (and like not with the girl who brought him in in the first place) and he was HORRIBLE.
He stayed in the room like 80% of the con it seemed and he just kept painting his props and drying them with a heat gun releasing fumes throughout our room. He also complained about how everyone was out to get him. He's a total creep.

[Anonymous No.10035671]

>>10025610
The big cosplayers out here are-
>Momokun is a sexual predator and egotistical. Just google it.
>Gabby Cooke cosplay. Doesn’t make most of her stuff and ex friends of Momokun till the sexual harassment stuff came out and money dried up. Super fake if you ever talk to her.
>steffvonschweets. Does great work and hosts panels at conventions. Mostly okay but a little full of herself.

There are other people here in Vegas but those are the ones I can name off the top of my head.

[Anonymous No.10035792]

>>10035644
lol of course they had a “falling out”. He can’t ever stay friends with girls. Wonder why.

[Anonymous No.10035843]

>>10031758
Does anyone have a way to contact the owner of that imgur album? I’ve got some additional stuff to add to the evidence pile. I have vague evidence to the existence of him planning on releasing revenge porn as well as some more recent stuff.

[Anonymous No.10035851]

>>10035843
Her name is “Abbie Kousaka” on fb. This was all made and posted by her before Youmacon last year on the Youmacon Everyone Security page. San thinks the only person who hates him and “witch hunts” him is that girl lol

[Anonymous No.10035894]

>>10031758
Mainlanders are dicks

[Anonymous No.10036062]

>>10035843
Oooooo care to share some of the dirt on this board as well? I love seeing this guy act like a moron

[Anonymous No.10038639]

>>10035644
B-But anon! It’s not HIS fault he ever does anything bad ever!

[Anonymous No.10038668]

>>10031758
>>10031759
>>10035644
Ahh this dude again. How has he not been shunned by the wider Ohio community at this point considering all the people he's pissed off and fucked over?

[Anonymous No.10039971]

>>10034527
Of course it's a common occurrence. Half the trans comm is people looking for attention because they couldn't get it from the opposite sex.

[Anonymous No.10040008]

>>10034527

And the ex is also trans now

[Anonymous No.10040250]

This girl suddenly popped up in my area and is self-proclaiming herself as a Kawaii Ambassador. Yikes.

[Anonymous No.10040950]

>>10035843
I’m friends with her maybe share some here and I can send them her way?

[Anonymous No.10041052]

The biggest cringelord cosplayer I came across was a friend who was a few years under me in school. He dreamed of starting his own dictatorship and would walk around in daily life in boots, blue denim overalls, a red t-shirt and a navy puffer vest (ironically, the boots and maybe the shirt where the only things he wasn't too big for) saying it was the uniform everybody was going to be wearing and that the color of the shirt would relate to what job the person had. Now he's a furry.

[Anonymous No.10041111]

>>10040250
SoCUTE! lmao
yea

[Anonymous No.10041507]

Not really a cringelord but a local thot. This is the most starved for attention skank I’ve ever seen. She recently made two huge posts about how she’s genderfluid. Sure “Will”

[Anonymous No.10041596]

>>10041507

I can smell that picture

[Anonymous No.10041607]

>>10022100
Towers?

[Anonymous No.10041659]

>>10041596
brrrraaaaaaaap

[Anonymous No.10041661]

>>10041659
Her face is more manly than mine and I'm a slav.

[Anonymous No.10041688]

>>10041661
Zdravo fellow slav bitch

[Anonymous No.10041947]

>>10041659
The caption makes it sound like she fucks her dog...

[Anonymous No.10041976]

>>10041659
her dog looks disgusted/ashamed

[Anonymous No.10041978]

>>10041507
My reaction:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is0hVNZJTOU&start_radio=1&list=RDIs0hVNZJTOU

[Anonymous No.10043074]

>>10041507
If she makes money off of being a thot report her to the IRS.

[Anonymous No.10045991]

>>10041659
>>10041947
My thoughts exactly. Fucking disgusting. I hope she's just a moron and isn't actually a dogfucker. I'm super OP would have mentioned if she was.

[Anonymous No.10046073]

>>10045991
I don’t think she is but that doesn’t stop her from taking weirdass nude photos with him. I don’t know her irl.

[Anonymous No.10046076]

>>10046073
Not cosplay but a good pic of how disgusting she

[Anonymous No.10046082]

>>10046076
The only problem with this is sharing it publically.

[Anonymous No.10046121]

>>10046073
I'd scritch that pooch right behind the ears

[Anonymous No.10046220]

>>10022100

[Anonymous No.10046870]

>>10046076

[Anonymous No.10053217]

>>10046073
Dude if she fucked dogs I would't be surprised. Hot as hell.

[Anonymous No.10053219]

>>10041659
She fucks that dog or has entertained the thot

[Anonymous No.10053248]

>>10053219
S-sure

[Anonymous No.10053341]

>>10041659
Holy shit she's been getting posted in the bad cosplay thread. Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.10053540]

idk I attend ATL cons and there’s some bitch named Bambi that acts like queen of the fuckin world and pretends she’s heavy into the lolita scene but buys garbage off the floor and parades it around and lies about it being some high quality shit, only person who came to mind

[Anonymous No.10053790]

>>10021339

[Anonymous No.10054418]

>>10019111
The fanbase in Buenos Aires can be cringe. I hate whenever they mix geek terms into spanish (“shipear,” “estoy re-hype,” and your usual otaku terms)

Not a lot of actual cringe in person, all things considered. The smell in the game room at jigoku events is fucked, though. I guess it’s worth mentioning a few people I noticed

>this cosplay thot who is the gf of some local youtuber - she posts dumb feminist shit on twitter, and loves to call out dumb perverted males on instagram. Or, well, she used to, it doesn’t look like she does it anymore. Despite having around 45k followers on instagram, her patreon gets less than 10 patrons, almost like she should have realized that many of her followers are perverted males, and pissing them off cost her some beta orbiter bucks.
>this pale fat guy that takes pics of every event he attends. His camera is shit, and he seems oddly fixated on this underage girl, with a few pics that genuinely make me worry. She’s not getting groped but it’s close...also, he took a pic of a cosplay girl’s ass from a distance, clearly without asking. Dude looks like an ogre, so he ruins every pic he is in.

[Anonymous No.10059000]

>>10053540
I have no idea who you're talking about and I've been in the ATL comm for YEARS. is she local or something? got pics?

[Anonymous No.10059601]

>>10021339
It’s ok if they’re asian though

[Anonymous No.10059606]

>>10059601

[Anonymous No.10059738]

>>10031778
Other people I'd nominate are mark (apple pie) chris and the creepy footfetish guy.

[Anonymous No.10060341]

This guy met up with a minor and coerced her into kissing him. He is like 20 something and just yikes all around

[Anonymous No.10060344]

>>10060341

[Anonymous No.10060347]

>>10060344

This is what drives me up the wall about him. The fact he has a goddamn timer for when she is legal just what the fuck dude

[Anonymous No.10060348]

>>10060341
>How old are you turning?
>14
Yeah I actually ordered the regular yikes, and you seem to have given me the extra large.

[Anonymous No.10060927]

>>10021339
Fuck me. This is hot.

>tfw you don't have a tsundere TRAD Japanese cosplay bf to shit all over the furries with

why even live

[Anonymous No.10060947]

>>10060344
>Reads 14
>Doesn't immediately stop and nope out of there
Can't hang fast enough

[Anonymous No.10062035]

>>10060927
>do_you_have_brain_damage.jpg

[Anonymous No.10064468]

For my story I don't know any ecelebs, but there was this self titled otaku hamplanet(also american)in the anime club who told people the used chopsticks like a "round-eye". It still gives me a giggle to this day, and yes of coarse he was a gay furry and wig cosplayer. Everyone knew because he liked the show photos, like we wouldn't believe him.

>>10021339
>goblin slayer icon
>acting like a goblin
Its a shame the manga artist made the chapter 1 "party actually dies" visuals look more like a hentai when one of the girls got downed, and not the boner-canceling way of the LN where it was audible bone snapping from beating, vomit every where, and the only thing described after that was running away and only hearing screaming. It's never gotten that intense ever again either, but the added horny shock value has a bunch of edgy /r9k/ children like that hanging around thinking they're reading the new Berserk. (It's guilty pleasure at most and trashy worst, but the MC is actually the best part for once)

[Anonymous No.10064600]

>>10036062
>>10038668
Problem is he hasn’t been caught red handed for his shit AT the con, so technically he’s not breaking the rules.
Also here’s what i’ve got, he was trying to fabricate metoos against people he didn’t like, including Tokyo Attack, then he tried to unperson the guy that called him out on it by mass reporting all his social media. Also apparently he’s an alt right incel now, not hyperbole I swear.
Here’s the stuff he tried to take down: https://imgur.com/a/k3ZuIUt

[Anonymous No.10065931]

Okay so this girl is all over the Michigan con scene. Sorry but there's gonna be a few screenshots because I can't convey her cringe in just one. She goes by Sanzaki Kojika and she is a local artist and cosplayer. She's been running a weekly webcomic for TWELVE YEARS and this is the pinnacle of her skills.

[Anonymous No.10065933]

>>10065931
Just. How. Twelve years, seemingly armed only with Adobe Photoshop CS2 and an old copy of "How to Draw Manga" by Katy Cooper.

[Anonymous No.10065934]

>>10065931
Just. How. Twelve years, seemingly armed only with Adobe Photoshop CS2 and an old copy of "How to Draw Manga" by Katy Cooper.

[Anonymous No.10065937]

>>10065934
Gotta hand it to her though, she's prolific if nothing else. Spams tons of merch, has written books, manga volumes for sale. Somehow the sheer amount of stuff she makes outweighs the quality and gets her AA tables all over the state.

[Anonymous No.10065938]

>>10065937
Oh yeah she's also into idols so she runs a lot of the local idol and karaoke stuff. One time she told someone at karaoke they couldn't do the song they wanted because SHE wanted to sing it.

[Anonymous No.10065950]

>>10053540
>>10059000
Same, who TF is that?

[Anonymous No.10065987]

>>10065937
*TOOT TOOT*

[Anonymous No.10066030]

>>10065934
Holy shit hello anime boom of early 2000s. Shading with black, most embarassing behavior. Is she mentally handicapped at all? Is there some scientific phenomenon going on where she never left 2005?
>>10065937
dat nose

[Anonymous No.10066032]

>>10059601
>>10059606
>>10036062
New Santent incoming, it’s gonna be a big one! >>10065868
I already messaged the girl.

[Anonymous No.10070142]

>>10066032
If this turns into a shitshow I’m taking him to kiwi farms, this is turning into grade A entertainment

[Anonymous No.10070153]

Has Johnny Otaku ever resurfaced

[Anonymous No.10070156]

>>10070142
Unfortunately the girl neither confirmed nor denied she was dating him but it sounds like she actually is. She’s 18 so whatever but still there will at least be something funny happening at magfest, whether it be when she looks him up and down at first appearance or after she spends two hours with him. More and more people keep coming out about their experiences with him. it’s amazing.

[Anonymous No.10071064]

>>10070156
Not gonna doubt she’ll just suck up to him she defended him on Insta and ones someone saying “oh how could you say those things he’s so depressed” and refused to believe any of the real screenshots posted about him. I won’t feel any sympathy for her when she gets screwed over

[Anonymous No.10071112]

>>10071064
Where? I need to see this.

[Anonymous No.10071537]

>>10071112
Was posted to someone’s personal account on Facebook unfortunately and I don’t have them added any longer but she legit messaged them saying she wanted her hear both sides of the story disregarding the call out and saying he was depressed and how could people treat him like that kek

[Anonymous No.10071541]

>>10070156
Hmmm

[Anonymous No.10071564]

>>10065937
Does anyone really buy her shit?

[Anonymous No.10071594]

>>10065937
quantity > quality, at least when it comes to prints, publishing, and other mm industries.

Taking your time to draw good art or write good novels is a passion thing that usually limits your earning potential. The exception to this is when you have a large marketing budget or expansive social media following, as you can sell one thing to many people for the same income (compared to making additional things to sell to the same small fanbase). Another exception is making luxury products, though being prolific in those industries will help you take advantage of the few wealthy returning customers (see: gucci and co).

This has been the case ever since the printing press became a thing and maybe even before then. You can only sell the same thing to the same people so many times.

[Anonymous No.10071747]

>>10071537
>>10071541
Lol what the hell. Well, she’ll learn. People who can’t admit to faults and provable bullshit they’ve done can’t change.

[Anonymous No.10071780]

>>10059601
holy shit hypocritical neckbeards like this are the fucking worst

[Anonymous No.10071791]

>>10071780
It’s endless, he’s a straight up fetishist. Run girl.

[Anonymous No.10072043]

>>10065938
>that navel placement
that's enough cringe for me today thanks

[Anonymous No.10072076]

>>10071791
I still can’t believe she defended this dude she must love the ugly bastard doujin tag lmao

[Anonymous No.10072230]

>>10071791

[Anonymous No.10072231]

>>10071747
Staff probably doesn’t “suck” because they don’t know he’s a pedophile

[Anonymous No.10073899]

>>10020705
She looks alright though. At least her costume isnt too cringey

[Anonymous No.10074997]

This guy man this guy

[Anonymous No.10075007]

I know a guy who thinks he's puffy, has the straw hats flag on his car, and was arrested for possession of cocaine if that means anything.

[Anonymous No.10082584]

NYC is full of cringe cosplayers not gonna lie

[Anonymous No.10082617]

>>10019111
>live in main city of my state
>state is big but we only have a few cons a year most seem to go to a state or two over for the fun big names
>small cgl scene 20-30 or people who know just enough of it to check a thread/discord/kik for something
>few years back some dude shows up chill enough whatever
>never in cosplay outside some dumb meme shirt shit mlp/epic maymay/whatever shit
>go to a meetup, one of the first lines from his mouth is "I FUCKING HATE DRAMA AT CONS"
>redflag o meter goes off, but don't say really anything
>hey do you know X is here? hehe I heard he did something crazy at another con wanna hear?
>ohboyherewefuckinggo.jpg
>no one at the meetups gives a fuck but keeps showing random pictures from some discord/facebook groups of "con horrors"
>dude just hangs around even though no one really invited him to anything, constantly telling us about "con horror stories"
>follows us around like a lost puppy anytime he recognizes one of us
>second any of us leave he will talk about how he heard some drama bullshit rumor, even if it's about someone we were just with
>basically destroyed meetups for the cons because of this shit somehow constantly finding us, even after giving the friendly "dude just go please this is our meetup, go enjoy the rest of the con"
>still see him around cons taking pictures of random people in lines and stuff or butting into pic takes to be "part of it"
>never really breaks any rules so con staff doesn't/won't do shit
>any meetups are always super private now and usually way smaller

[Anonymous No.10085531]

>>10062035

[Anonymous No.10086394]

>>10022100
>Is 28, still hits on the 17/18 year olds at conventions.
They're both consenting adults, who cares? I have an uncle and aunt who are 20 years apart, grandfather married a 17 year old at 33, parents are 8 years apart

[Anonymous No.10087928]

This

- Hates on skinny Roadhog while being a fat Junkrat.
- Thinks she IS Junkrat
- Talks and acts like she's Junkrat. Even out of cosplay and convention will just meet people and pretend they are Junkrat.
- Called her partner Roadhog all the time.
- Gets obsessed and stalkish with any girl who cosplayed Mei. Got rejected by a Mei cosplayer so got obsessed with a Mercy. Mercy girl got a boyfriend and now they are obsessed with a D.va
- cosplays their aweful own creation of Junkrat mixed with anything.
- The impersonations...good GOD the impersonations.
- No one else is allowed to be Junkrat or anyone they cosplay. Any one better then them gets talkrd bad about and rumors started.
- Cosplayed someones AU fan art of Junkrat and claimed it as their own and got people to draw him as Junkrat.
- Always comissioning people to draw Junkrat looking more like him.

[Anonymous No.10087941]

>>10086394
Fuck off pedo

[Anonymous No.10088104]

>>10087941
You fuck off ageist nigger

[Anonymous No.10088109]

>>10070156
>>10071064
This super sounds like king Lin lmao

[Anonymous No.10088758]

>>10087928
I cosplayed mei at an expo and she and her bad breath wouldn't leave me alone.

[Anonymous No.10088804]

>>10087928
Overwatch cosplayers are the worst. The game itself is bad enough already but people trying to emulate the most cliche characters imaginable is annoying. Especially the D.va cosplayers who carry around Mountain Dew and Doritos

[Anonymous No.10088839]

>>10088804
I got pulled into a OW group cosplay where everyone (4 guys - 5 girls) were supposedly going to go for a different character

2 girls almost got physical over who got to squeeze into a cheap printed dva suit and draw pink triangles on their face. In the end it was decided they could both be dva, only different skins, so they could still act like a stuck up brat guzzling mtn dew for the accuracy giggles

the guys btw were also arguing over who got to be the edgelord or Genji

[Anonymous No.10088892]

>>10088804
TF2 butthurt boomer detected

[Anonymous No.10088896]

>>10088892
Nah I honestly stopped playing TF2 a long time ago and don’t have any strong feelings towards it. My hate for Overwatch fans is based on how they’re all incredibly obnoxious and unoriginal

[Anonymous No.10088901]

>>10088839
I'm AlReAdY WiDoWmAkEr!! >:(

[Anonymous No.10088923]

>>10088901
if everyone had their way we'd have had 2 reapers, 2 genjis, 3 dvas, 1 mei and 1 mercy

such a well balanced team

[Anonymous No.10088936]

>>10088896
How is the game bad? You said the game was bad.

[Anonymous No.10088986]

>>10021113
Please tell me the Can opener thing is a joke... If you cant or dont have one just use a fucking knife.

[Anonymous No.10088993]

>>10041596
Old, stale weed smoke and mcdonalds wrappers?

[Anonymous No.10089002]

>>10060347
That is insanely fucking gross.

[Anonymous No.10089277]

>>10065934

a flash back to the past with those huge eyes

[Anonymous No.10089279]

>>10065934
Hey now, CS2 is a fine program and is not in any way responsible for this garbage
>>10021113
I vote we nationalize cosplay, just pour taxpayer money into my silk fund

[Anonymous No.10089282]

>>10089279
I don’t want my taxes paying to boil silkworms alive.

[Anonymous No.10089283]

>>10074997

I have several questions, all centered around the diaper

[Anonymous No.10089287]

>>10088923

fuck that shit, team of 6 reins, take me back to the good old days

[Anonymous No.10089294]

>>10089282
Better than shooting kids and bombing funerals

[Anonymous No.10089772]

>>10087928
Fuck, I actually laughed out loud reading that in public.

[Anonymous No.10090062]

>>10087928
A mess

[Anonymous No.10090066]

Oh forgot about her till this post. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.10090081]

>>10089294
wat

[Anonymous No.10090090]

Torontofag here, meet our local cringelord

[Anonymous No.10090175]

>>10090090
Oh my god. He's actually using the dead soldier pity thing to draw attention to his subpar cosplay. Amazing.

[Anonymous No.10090241]

>>10090081
I mean boiling silk worms would still be a more moral use of taxpayer money than drones to shoot kids and missiles to bomb funerals in the Middle East

[Anonymous No.10090278]

>>10090090
Well at least he's cute

[Anonymous No.10090318]

>>10090278
>cute
are you fucking blind

[Anonymous No.10090323]

>>10090278

[Anonymous No.10090409]

>>10090318
>>10090323
Not that anon but what’re you’re standards? He is definitely cute.

[Anonymous No.10090438]

>>10090409
hes cute if you're a 16 year old edgy girl who wants her "joker to her harley quinn"

[Anonymous No.10090448]

>>10090438
He looks like the dude who does the 6:30pm magic show in the cheapest restaurant on the cruise ship

[Anonymous No.10090455]

>>10090438
>>10090448
Not only are gulls so insecure they take down girls getting compliments to get down on their level, they do it to guys too!

[Anonymous No.10090456]

Attractiveness is subjective, so it's hard to say whether he's cute or not. Personally I don't find him attractive, but he's reasonably fit and has good facial symmetry. Not my type though and personality goes an incredibly long way towards making someone attractive or not (which he seems to be lacking).

[Anonymous No.10090457]

>>10090455
sorry no one actually thinks this weirdo is cute, but if you're into edgy boys who will probably end up beating you for fun then sure be my guest

[Anonymous No.10090463]

>>10090455
Your standards are lower than those of the anon that wants to make it with sans

[Anonymous No.10090551]

>>10090318
I would suck his cock like i was drowning and it contained oxygen. Then I'd explore his love cave and lick up ALL the fude. I'll use my vaginal yeast to grow a colony in his asshole and ferment beer in his lower intestine.

[Anonymous No.10090552]

>>10090551
okay boo u go do u

[Anonymous No.10090598]

>>10090457
Sorry your boyfriend is fat yet still manages to lack a single chin, a little bit of edge might chisel one out doh

[Anonymous No.10090687]

>>10090598
Get your man to use his edge to shave that godawful beard first.

[Anonymous No.10090781]

>>10090090
I assume the cringelord is the concerned mom in a 25 year old man's body making the tsk tsk on the bottom?

[Anonymous No.10090884]

>>10071747
Imagine being 18 and LDRing a 27 yr old who lives with his parents. Im pretty sure he lives rent free too (despite always talking about “bills” because he implied last year that $400 for rent was too much and that he guessed that meant he’d have to look for somewhere else to live)
>doesn’t have any college degree and calls himself an engineer
>he’s also a “researcher” because he looks up cosplay techniques online. No joke
Looks like we won’t get much santent until the inevitable breakup and the dirt comes out.

[Anonymous No.10091119]

>>10031758
>not wanting to see swimsuit-succubus' ass
>heterosexual male

Pick one

[Anonymous No.10091160]

>>10090884
Lol I just realized I already said that about the rent in this thread, now I sound too crazy
sage

[Anonymous No.10091166]

You fucking cunts are the worst. You actually enjoy gathering around and talking shit on people and publicly shaming them just to entertain yourselves. Holy fuck this is why nobody likes you.

Why dont you be productive and go talk about your ugly lolita dresses that make you look like fucking idiots. Jesus christ who do you fat bitter fucks think you're better than

[Anonymous No.10091182]

>>10091166

[Anonymous No.10091183]

>>10091166
Lel I wonder which one you are

[Anonymous No.10091338]

>>10041507
I get more offended when thots post HORRIBLE quality pics and they get tons of likes. Like fuck is it that hard to figure out how to turn a light on?

[Anonymous No.10091344]

>>10091182
What is that creature?

[Anonymous No.10091345]

>>10091344
queen willam

[Anonymous No.10091350]

>>10089002
On the other hand though, at least he's waiting till she's legal. Or would you rather he tried to fuck her now?

Man's got a goal and he's charting a course. I can respect that.

[Anonymous No.10091742]

>>10087928
At least she's got the yellow teeth down

[Anonymous No.10091746]

>>10091350
I'd rather neither situation occurred, because Jesus Christ there is something wrong with an adult who goes after a literal child whether or not they wait until their groomed target is legal or not

[Anonymous No.10091771]

Anyone popular in the Scottish cosplay community.

[Anonymous No.10092197]

Bobby Thompson from va, christ his posts in the Katsucon 2019 fb page is full of cringe.

[Anonymous No.10092199]

We have sooo many Wehraboo/weeb crossovers.

[Anonymous No.10092221]

>>10025433
I got to him yelling “fuck you” and lost it

[Anonymous No.10092486]

>>10090455
For real. If the dude dressed like a normal person, he would be cute.
Fucking gulls.

[Anonymous No.10092646]

I haven't been on /cgl/ in 5 years.
This thread makes me feel so disgusted with myself I'm leaving once again.
Fuck these people. Thank the Lord my mother told me at a young age that all cosplayers were paedophiles so I never got into this scene.

[Anonymous No.10092656]

>>10046076
Ewwww

[Anonymous No.10092678]

>>10092646
Lol

[Anonymous No.10092687]

>>10092646
oops someone told you /cgl/ was talking about you huh

[Anonymous No.10092708]

>>10090884
I eagerly await the day this dude just has a lolcow thread

[Anonymous No.10096112]

>>10064600
>talks about a white ethnostate
>is a fucking mongrel la creatura himself
Pottery

[Anonymous No.10096210]

>>10025433
Oh my god i know of that dude. He is sooo annoying and pretty much retarded. Everytime i see him at a con or nerd event i get the urge to deck him.

[Anonymous No.10096478]

>>10031778
Oh yes, I was looking for Pokemon plushies at a market stand at Castlefest last year and the guy couldn't stop talking.

[Anonymous No.10097209]

>>10092708
That can be arranged

[Anonymous No.10097263]

>>10092646
Sooo.... Are you the dog fucker or the guy with the legality timer

[Anonymous No.10098251]

>>10082584
few photographers too. Not naming names, but they announce themselves at cons easily with their shirts

[Anonymous No.10098273]

>>10074997
you can't just post this without giving us an explanation

[Anonymous No.10098331]

>>10098273
I'd say his attire already says a lot but I'm curious

[Anonymous No.10098343]

>>10074997
MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why would you do this to us?

I've seen this guy around the East Coast boards, he's the Sixth or Seventh Ranger, right? We all seen the shit the Power Ranger cosplayers be doing lately now, so I'm scared of the deets.

[Anonymous No.10099001]

>>10090090
>incel rage

OF ALL THINGS to make make me minimize the image

[Anonymous No.10099042]

only one i remember is some girl who cosplayed her own original "Nightmare" Kairi from kingdom hearts and wouldn't shut up about it. claims to be cosplay famous and currently tries to sell pictures of her cosplay at magic the gathering tournaments. Dont remeber her name but this ringing any bells for anyone? IL area over here.

[Anonymous No.10099696]

>>10035671
Would it be possible to pull a Chris Hansen sting type setup to troll Momokun in Vegas? Like, what would it take? Hidden camera on my butt to catch her if she goes in for a grab, then make a gigantic scene?

It's obviously not worth the effort but it would be so gloriously dramatic haha

[Anonymous No.10100437]

>>10097209
It really needs to happen, just a big thread .

[Anonymous No.10100613]

>>10041659

[Anonymous No.10100724]

There’s a self published author who guests at cons around here (or did) and it’s so full of himself it’s unreal. I’ve been around him a couple of times and he either ends up talking about himself or going full tin-foil hat. Even at other guests Q&A’s he’s ended up hogging the time for himself.

[Anonymous No.10101020]

>>10027329

That's the default term in the south, tho

[Anonymous No.10101740]

>>10065931
>>10065934
>>10065937
>>10065938

> tfw you personally know her

Her art needs an overhaul. Big time.
As a cosplayer, she is ok.

Her Sister, however, is much, much, MUCH cringier.

[Anonymous No.10101804]

before i left AZ, there was an Asian guy who always tried to get underaged puss by pretending to be in college. like, this dude is probably well into his 30s and buys college textbooks to keep the image up

hopefully he stopped and at least pretends he's in his 30s by now when im sure he's in his 40s. he could pull that off better than being in his 20s

[Anonymous No.10102545]

This person enters cosplay events as their cringy oc and has a con using them as a mascot? An anime con, which makes.....no sense

[Anonymous No.10102588]

>>10101020
...it’s not, at least where I live and have traveled (TX, GA, NC, SC, LA). We use “ladies” most of the time.

[Anonymous No.10102626]

>>10091166
sorry you got posted

[Anonymous No.10103455]

>>10091166
We are productive, that's why the board is slow. Project harder, though, retard.

[Anonymous No.10103859]

Terrance Hanlon. Im in Worcester and he usually frequents some of the shows I got to (Massachusetts area). Lots of abusive behavior and thinks he is a cop or something.

[Anonymous No.10104347]

>>10103859
His face looks like the first result of an image search for "plumber stock photo"

[Anonymous No.10106535]

>>10090066
Jesus. That thing better not be at March comic con.

[Anonymous No.10112656]

>>10019111
No idea who this guy is, but my firend told me once about some guy who went to college dressed as a Bleach shinigami, with sword and all.
This may or not be the same guy. , as my friend and I study in different divisions (Engineering and Humanities), but some Engi courses are held in the Humanities building
Also he may do this just as a lucky charm in exams, but I think my friend said it was in class.

Not pictured: the straw hat and seathed sword.

[Anonymous No.10114557]

>>10090438

[Anonymous No.10114614]

the greater toronto area has too much trash to post

[Anonymous No.10114725]

>>10103859
He looks like the kind of dude that would describe himself as a "nice guy" and then shoot up a nail salon after getting rejected.

[Anonymous No.10114733]

>>10101020
Ah, the great country that is 'the south'.

[Anonymous No.10114744]

>>10074997
Is this person even a legal adult?

[Anonymous No.10114750]

Creeper, big-brother type that's well into his 40s and continues to chase underage/barely-legal ass. Banned from staffing multiple cons up and down the east coast due to inappropriate sexual behavior with underage attendees. The type of guy that unironically wears military surplus gear yet never served in any sort of defense/public service. Now he's coopting spoonie comms for sympanthy points with 'fibromyalgia.'

[Anonymous No.10114752]

>>10114750
Hit the wrong pic in my cringe folder. This is the guy

[Anonymous No.10115084]

>>10114752
Everything about this creature's appearance, from attire to countenance, is a warning. I'm reminded of a quote from Moby Dick - "Threadbare in coat, heart, body, and brain."

[Anonymous No.10117697]

>>10115084
You have no idea how right you are.

[Anonymous No.10118053]

>>10101804
A-are there any other people in AZ I need to keep an eye out for?

[Anonymous No.10118356]

There’s a guy who goes to all the Dallas area cons dressed as Chef from South Park. It was cool years ago, but his “costume” (red shirt, jeans, apron, chefs hat) is really lazy at this point. Never changes. Not sure he even washes it between Friday and Saturday. He still acts like he’s the man at all the raves. This is going on 10 years probably.

[Anonymous No.10118781]

>>10118356
Ahh I know who you’re talking about. He’s so cringe. Like I want to beg him to bathe and burn that cosplay at this point.

[Anonymous No.10122598]

texasfag here. this beta and his friends go around most of our cons getting random chicks to step and sit on them for some humiliation foot kink shit. their outfits are all the same so at least it's easy to avoid them lmao.

[Anonymous No.10122656]

>>10122598
Oh noooo. I know that cosplayer, not irl, but we've been mutuals for years and she's really sweet. I feel awful seeing this :(

[Anonymous No.10122687]

>>10122656
sorry for this, anon... that's not even the worst pic she's done with him. iirc she even got warned of him being a creep and she just whiteknighted him.

[Anonymous No.10122690]

>>10122656
Get better friends

[Anonymous No.10122717]

>>10087928
Had to look her up and...God...

[Anonymous No.10122946]

>>10091166
>who do you fat bitter fucks think you're better than

you, for one

[Anonymous No.10122951]

>>10122598
Its a win-win. The guy gets his fetish fulfilled and the girl gets money. Whats to hate?

[Anonymous No.10123062]

>>10122598
>>10122687
She looks absolutely uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.10123068]

>>10122687
Oh I know this one. I follow her too and am familiar with the IGs - I won't name either but as another from Texas cons, that's ... unfortunate.

I mean she's cool but she's started going down the IG lewd cosplayer path, and I'm sorry to hear and see it.

But hey, I'm an average meh cosplayer.I can't judge.

[Anonymous No.10123085]

>>10122687
Did she piss herself or is she actually aroused? Either way, gross

[Anonymous No.10123086]

why are there so many pedophiles
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PEDOPHILES

[Anonymous No.10123111]

>>10123086
Because of the 'I'm 10000 but I look 10' trope/tripe.

And because there are so many pedophiles.

[Anonymous No.10124655]

>>10102545
Skits were garbage too.

[Anonymous No.10125043]

>>10123068
downhill is a fucking understatement. if she's desperate enough to guest for that "fanboys" convention she's a lost cause. do they count as local cringe lords too?

[Anonymous No.10126220]

>>10021099
Does anyone have his current profile on anywhere? His insta and fb have dissappeared. I always look at his profile to get me to feel better about my progress bevause i'm always super critical. Then i think "yeah, i'm doing fine"

[Anonymous No.10126227]

>>10126220
Yeah his current insta is gearheadanikiv2 and Twitter is ryusei_cos still but otherwise it’s all gone. He got a job as an “engineer” now (despite never having gone to school so I wonder what kind of embellishment that is) and has a LDR with some 18 yr old cosplayer who must be as dense as he is. The cringe has slowed down significantly. Just anime titties, asian costhot spam, and boring rants to no one now.

[Anonymous No.10126242]

>>10126227
Thank you kind anon. Yea, i'm following the saga too, hope he'll appear on lolcow one day.

[Anonymous No.10126319]

>>10123086
Because anime conventions are a paradise for pedos.

[Anonymous No.10129176]

>>10126227

[Anonymous No.10129199]

>>10125043
What’s the drama with that fanboy convention? I’ve heard a ton of ppl in the con scene say they have negative feelings towards it but idk why?

[Anonymous No.10129214]

Theres this one creepy dude who goes to every con in Las Vegas and records every panel he goes to. He even went to this teen anime festival at my local library.

[Anonymous No.10130108]

>>10126242
Same here. It needs to happen.

[Anonymous No.10131655]

>>10126242
Maybe not Lolcow, but Kiwi Farms can certainly be arranged.

[Anonymous No.10131708]

>>10065937
>>10065938
These two points are probably related.

If she runs idol/karaoke programming for a con, they might be comping her table as payment for the programming.

[Anonymous No.10137359]

>>10070156
Fuckin obsessed with “convincing” girls to cosplay waifus
>when miku who does not even qualify as a waifu is your #1

[Anonymous No.10137413]

>>10102545
>johnny reaper

Jesus Fucking Christ is this dude stuck in 2005?

[Anonymous No.10137640]

Speaking of San, apparently he's on an old /cgl/ name/tripfag doc? If anyone has that that'd be cool.
I guess he was known for being a creep on here too?

Really wish I had screenshot his tumblr in the past. There was a lot of shit on there.

[Anonymous No.10137648]

>>10137640
Yeah I remember that. He goes back to like 2013. It was something to do with creeping on a tripfag named HeyShika but I wasn’t lurking back then. Note I know nothing about this girl, but I remembered looking up her name when I saw that doc and a well-known Azusa Nakano cosplay that I remembered from years ago came up. So just now since I’d forgotten her name I searched for Azusa cosplay and she’s still there. Looks like she’s a thot now in tripfag tradition.

[Anonymous No.10137677]

>>10038668
He is shunned by a large segment of the Ohio community. Although it's his preference already, he always aims for young kids who don't know him or what he's done, because everyone I know has a San story. There is a reason he calls himself an "east coast cosplayer" despite living in Ohio. He is officially banded from multiple midwest cons. This is the same dude who wore a balaclava to youma because he wasn't supposed to be there. (Unfortunately most cons are deathly under staffed)

[Anonymous No.10137739]

>>10137677
Do we know what cons he is actually banned from? Because he lies about being banned to try and get sympathy and play victim. What cons have officially banned him?

[Anonymous No.10137801]

>>10137739
I’m pretty sure Matsuri is the only confirmed one. But he’s been basically shunned out of Ohayo and Youma but nothing official has occured from what I know of those ones

[Anonymous No.10137848]

>>10086394
How braindead was your grandfather that he related to a 17 year old?

[Anonymous No.10142212]

"It can't be me. They must be the assholes"

[Anonymous No.10142213]

>>10142212

[Anonymous No.10142215]

>>10142213

[Anonymous No.10142216]

>>10142215

[Anonymous No.10142217]

>>10142216

[Anonymous No.10142218]

>>10142217

[Anonymous No.10142224]

>>10142215
“I was not the problem” bitch your cosplays sucked ass. They still do but to a lesser degree very recently. But its not everyone else’s fault they don’t want to see your ugly babby’s eighth armor project. The ego on this guy

[Anonymous No.10142254]

This is 2 year old cringe, but reading through this thread reminded me that there was a guy genuinely, unironically offended that a convention chose "magical girls" as its theme one year because it made him feel excluded as a male.

[Anonymous No.10143292]

This girl, she says she got out of school at 10 years old, finished college at 14 and makes 20k a month, she sells nude sets on the internet since she was a child (14 i believe) and that's still her main source of income (that and her dad's supposed wealth). Used to say she lost her virginity by masturbating with a carrot and that she likes fucking dogs but somehow she also thinks that promiscuity is disgusting and that she's oh so different because she's married at 18 and is about to have a child. Wants to come off as the perfect housewife yet also keeps sharing stories about how toxic she is to her boyfriend and how he's shit without her. Goes on and on about how great her body is and how her tits are huge ever since she was 12, yet if you look at pictures of her at 12 years old then it is very clear she used to have a normal prepubescent body. Constantly brags about her top tier sewing ability, yet her cosplays are either bought or look like your average run of the mill costhot, all in all, she's the biggest attention whore around my parts.

[Anonymous No.10143308]

>>10143292
>out of college at 14
Press X to doubt

[Anonymous No.10143391]

Just look up "The Unknown Autobot" for hours of entertainment. Mans is wild.

[Anonymous No.10143395]

>>10065937
I helped a buddy's table at a Michigan con, this girl got mad at us at one point because there was a crowd around our table making it hard for her customers. I threw her a hard shrug and said that wasn't my problem we were stacking bills.

[Anonymous No.10143438]

>>10143395
I mean I know she sucks anon but that’s still insanely poor AA etiquette on you and your buddy’s part. It’s kind of on you to manage your customer line to make sure you’re not obstructing other tables.

[Anonymous No.10146891]

I've been the head security dude for a local con in Louisiana for a few years and I always had to worry about this one dude who I am absolutely certain has copious amounts of the 'tism.

>two years ago he enters the cosplay contest dressed as Luigi, but he has one of those goofy furry tails hanging off his ass
>after walking onto stage, he begins doing a skit where he basically does intense interpretive dancing to a Nickleback song (don't remember which one)
>he does a really emotional bow at the end
>he obviously does not come in first place
>see him after the contest sobbing loudly and covering his face while a Mario cosplayer pats him on the back

>one year ago
>he returns and seems to have tamed his 'tism somewhat
>enters cosplay contest again but this time as Hank Hill carrying nunchucks for some reason
>everyone finds it pretty funny and decent
>announcer makes a light-hearted heckle about using charcoal instead of propane
>doofus spergs out and whips out the nunchucks while rapidly approaching the announcer
>almost step in but he backs off at the last moment after legitimately scaring everyone

The con begins again tomorrow. God help me.

[Anonymous No.10146978]

>>10146891
And he hasn't been banned from the contest?

[Anonymous No.10147003]

>>10146978
My bosses told me he's on his last strike.

[Anonymous No.10147014]

>>10147003
Let us know how it goes, anon

[Anonymous No.10147032]

>>10146891
I have never needed an update so much in my life

[Anonymous No.10147105]

>>10146891
Found a pic of him from last year. Yikes.

[Anonymous No.10147123]

>>10147105
ok that's actually a somewhat clever pun

[Anonymous No.10147125]

>>10147123
It's from an episode of the show where a guy makes a video game based on Hank and he gets addicted to it.
I don't think he thought of it.

[Anonymous No.10153487]

>>10146891
It doesn't sound like he did anything wrong the first story? Why would that give him a strike?

[Anonymous No.10153902]

>>10103859
Randy from Trailer Park Boys is cosplaying Kirito now?

[Anonymous No.10153947]

>>10142254
Damn, I feel like roasting his ass even though it's 2 years old.

[Anonymous No.10153974]

Every god damn convention in the DFW Metroplex I go to that fucking weirdo who is always dressed as Inspector Zenigata is there. He's always stalking voice actors and keeps thinking that meeting them over and over again is going to get him hired at Funimation to be a voice actor.

He always enters the cosplay contests and loses his shit every time he loses. He's got something wrong with him but he's also an unbelievable asshole when people try to be nice to him.

[Anonymous No.10154384]

>at the second year of my areas new con
>First one Ive been to
>Everything is really cool, people are friendly big crowd
>Cosplay competition
>There is this on autismo that is starting to reee about people not understanding his costume
>He's wearing a coat and has a sonic screwdriver
>Kids call him doctor who... Because that's what he is
>He Huff's at them acting superior because
>" I'm not doctor who, I'm John Smith"
>People don't get it and just walk off
>This happens all day
>"I'm john Smith durr" while waving a sonic screwdriver around
>Being a past doctor whofag this annoys me because John Smith doesn't know what it is or even how to use it in the shows.
>That's the point of John Smith
>This annoys me for years
>Maybe I'm the autistic one

[Anonymous No.10154575]

>>10153974
I go to a-kon and a-fest every year and have yet to deal with this person. Guess I'm lucky.

[Anonymous No.10156230]

>>10147105
>>10146891
oh that's fantastic

[Anonymous No.10156232]

>>10153974
I srsly think this dude is a legit autist or something and thats why hes so cringy. Ive had run ins with him and he screamed retarded. Ugh.

[Anonymous No.10162260]

>>10091350
Sick fuck....

[Anonymous No.10163749]

>>10030017
Trans.

[Anonymous No.10163754]

>>10060341
Who is this?

[Anonymous No.10163759]

>>10087928
Looked them up and now wish i hadnt.

[Anonymous No.10166169]

OH LMAO. i have a few stories about him.

before i knew about him, i saw a post made by him in a facebook group, and i actually did say something about him stalking voice actors, and it ended in a mod having to talk to me and get things settled because he got so mad

i think at afest 2 years ago, i walked by him. he was talking to someone in the skybridge, right next to the doors to the mall. i open the door, dont think anything of it. i GUESS he was done talking to whoever (i cut through them) AND I DIDNT HOLD THE DOOR OPEN. and i think he may have ran into it or something? i was headed to the food court and he actually followed me down to whatever line i was in to yell at me for not holding it for him and his briefcase or whatever, and im just dumbfounded that he came all that way to yell at me (i awkwardly apologized to end it), and i laughed so fucking hard when he was gone because of course i only ever piss this guy off.

[Anonymous No.10166179]

>>10153974
OH LMAO. i have a few stories about him.

before i knew about him, i saw a post made by him in a facebook group, and i actually did say something about him stalking voice actors, and it ended in a mod having to talk to me and get things settled because he got so mad

i think at afest 2 years ago, i walked by him. he was talking to someone in the skybridge, right next to the doors to the mall. i open the door, dont think anything of it. i GUESS he was done talking to whoever (i cut through them) AND I DIDNT HOLD THE DOOR OPEN. and i think he may have ran into it or something? i was headed to the food court and he actually followed me down to whatever line i was in to yell at me for not holding it for him and his briefcase or whatever, and im just dumbfounded that he came all that way to yell at me (i awkwardly apologized to end it), and i laughed so fucking hard when he was gone because of course i only ever piss this guy off.

[Anonymous No.10166205]

>>10166179
you didn't know about him but started accusing him of stalking voice actors? I mean I think any reasonable mod would call you out on being a dick.

[Anonymous No.10166209]

>>10166205
i didnt get kicked lol. i think it was the first post i saw by this guy, and i think it mentioned trying to meet up with a voice actress as multiple cons, and i think i jokingly said he was stalking her. its been a few years, so i dont remember exactly.

[Anonymous No.10171855]

>>10137648
Oh, Lobitah, she changed her name to HeyShika when she started doing porn.

Only guy I remember creeping on her to the max was Roko. /cgl/ was so much simpler back then.

[Anonymous No.10178719]

>>10171855
It seems like it's just girls targeting less desirable men and outing them for being ugly or smelling bad. This is kind of a trashy tactic

[Anonymous No.10184133]

>>10103859
thats papa john

[Anonymous No.10185636]

>>10178719
Shut the fuck up Roko. You were a super creepy piece of shit and I wish I hadn’t seen this thread so that you have stayed in the forgotten fuckboys of cgl side of my memories

You and that clockwork dude.

[Anonymous No.10193046]

>>10142212
>>10142213
>>10142215
>"People were mean to me once, so it's not my fault I'm an asshole!"

[Anonymous No.10193055]

>>10019111
I have a crazy cringelord question for this board.
Is it possible to hide inside a BIG comic con building overnight? Without being seen on what i assume are MANY hidden con "security" cameras or possible overnight/late night/early morning security guards?
Semi serious cringelord question here.

[Anonymous No.10193057]

>>10193055
Also ignore the fact that con staff might check badge to see what day it says or something. Could maybe alter one day badge to look like other day....or something...

[Anonymous No.10193069]

>>10193055
>>10193057
It's possible but really hard to do. You'll more than likely have con center staff AND con staff moving crap to and fro. Fanime (the big one I go to) has people specifically work overnight to watch the maintenance passageways, and it was severe enough that I was told if I catch anyone, their badge gets pulled ASAP.

The SJ furcon (I got stuck there once after my wallet got stolen, long story) has people regularly checking under table booths for sleepers. Staying up 24/7 is fine, but sleeping isn't.

On top of that, cons that aren't 24/7, especially big ones, will have security sweep. Some places take their sweet time, but corporate conventions take it seriously after that moron almost shot up Phoenix Comic Con.

[Anonymous No.10193077]

>>10193069
Thanks, i figure a security person would say what your saying and make it seem harder. But thanks for the info. Does getting an old badge that is no longer good taken away matter?
Also is it easy to see if a person has a saturday badge on sunday or something? I get that diffrent days have diffrent pics/colors on them, but a person who is crafty might be able to alter small parts of old badge to look like new one.

[Anonymous No.10193078]

>>10065937
that fucking squidward nose in the middle i can't

[Anonymous No.10193141]

>>10030017
>mfw he uses his penis as a petti

[Anonymous No.10193534]

>>10193077
Depends on the con. Places like Fanime reuse designs, but the colors change year to year, and most badges tend to be big to show off the detail. You could have volunteers new to volunteering not notice, especially in a big crowd, but a lot of badge checkers have been at it for a while. That doesn’t even count corporate cons using wristbands with QR codes. They’ll definitely check your government ID for blacklisting, too.

[Anonymous No.10194352]

>>10193534
Specifically for Fanime, they use the same color scheme but change designs, and print the year in plain text on the back. The door checkers were instructed to check the back of the badge and mine was checked I would say 70% of the time. I'd imagine a lot of larger cons are adopting similar things now as well.

[Anonymous No.10195613]

>>10041661
>slavic faces
>manly
lmao no, there is a reason the most convincing traps are from eastern europe

[Anonymous No.10195624]

>>10090090
>chickenwinging that hard
>triggerfinger
>painted nerf
>no extra mags / grenades
put S O M E effort in it