/cgl/ Feels thread

[Anonymous No.10043093]

My cat doesn't like my costume Edition

[Anonymous No.10043099]

So how many gull prostitutes do we have?

[Anonymous No.10043101]

>25
>getting to the point where I start to feel like I'm getting too old for cons and getting assblastedly drunk all weekend
Welp

[Anonymous No.10043103]

>>10043099
Former sex worker here.

[Anonymous No.10043107]

>>10043099

does patreon count

[Anonymous No.10043108]

>>10043099
former sex worker here too desu

[Anonymous No.10043111]

I wish I was dead

[Anonymous No.10043112]

>>10043093
Based Hotdiggedydemon.

[Anonymous No.10043125]

describe your ideal bf

[Anonymous No.10043128]

>>10043125
>muscular with a bubblebutt
>thick uncut 6-7" dick
>clean (duh)
>loves cosplay sex as much as me

[Anonymous No.10043139]

>>10043099
Yes, hello.
>>10043078
Full service? How many benjies we talking?

[Anonymous No.10043140]

>>10043125
>blushes easily
>good sense of humour
>soft tummy
>submissive
>no /pol/ shit
>not clingy
>will clean if I cook

[Anonymous No.10043141]

>>10043125
>sweet and romantic, unconditional love, would die for each other, constant physical contact, can't keep hands off each other
>good oral game, slow thoughtful lover
>remorseless liar with a world class poker face

[Anonymous No.10043143]

>>10043140
Oh shit, it's me. Are you okay with ace guys?

[Anonymous No.10043144]

>>10043139
Throwaway email and we can discuss
>>10043108
>>10043103
Based

[Anonymous No.10043146]

>feel bad in the morning, messes up my studying
>but yay I have a package coming
>have to do a customs clearance
>accidentally put the whole paid amount including shipping on the price of the product
>realise only when the custom fee sounds a bit high
>mad at myself about it but atleast I have the package coming
>mfw taking a shower and an itching rash breaks up
I hope tomorrow will be better and the brand will be worth it.

[Anonymous No.10043147]

Man I just really love cosplay

[Anonymous No.10043148]

>>10043099
Former worker

[Anonymous No.10043149]

>>10043146
>>accidentally put the whole paid amount including shipping on the price of the product
I fear this'll happen to one of my plastic robot/waifu shipments someday.

[Anonymous No.10043150]

>>10043141
First two are like my perfect gf. Not sure about latter tho, I’m easy to be lied to, unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.10043152]

I have a splitting headache, bills, shit I owe to friends bc I thought I'd have the cash, and barely anything in the bank account. Paycheck is going to cover rent and maybe food.

And then Christmas.

Suicide seems like a decent option. Or being a prostitute for the festive period like anons itt

[Anonymous No.10043153]

>>10043143
Yeah, ace is absolutely fine.

But before this continues, how old are you?

[Anonymous No.10043168]

>>10043153
not him, but
really, stop that

[Anonymous No.10043169]

>>10043093
Do I do it gulls?
DO I BUY THE DRESS

[Anonymous No.10043172]

>>10043143
>tfw no ace bf

[Anonymous No.10043174]

>>10043152
Feels bad man. Feels bad. Money, so hard to get, then it just flies right out of your bank account because of 900 bills.
>>10043143
>ace guys
>having a boyfriend who doesn't have interest in fucking
???
not that anon though.

[Anonymous No.10043184]

>>10043125
>Wealthy family
>On the track for corporate law
>Republican, independent, or libertarian
>No sjw shit
>Big weeb
>Lives to fuck in cosplay
>will choke me

[Anonymous No.10043190]

>just found out my college somehow has a cosplay and costume club, complete with sewing machines and gear
>super new club ran by theater kids

Wish me luck gulls, I'm stupidly excited to see who's there and what they're up to. Just want people to talk about cosplay with IRL desu

[Anonymous No.10043194]

>want to be a writer and do an MA in Creative Writing
>working on a romance novel about two lolitas from very different backgrounds
>tfw no self esteem or self belief
>tfw very good at editing but can't take criticism
>tfw going to study Publishing instead so I can unleash my salt on other wannabe writers

[Anonymous No.10043195]

>>10043169
Buy the damn dress anon

[Anonymous No.10043208]

@prostigulls, after last thread
I'm none of the people you've replied to but I'm curious. How well does it pay? Are you in a country that it's legal? Is it taxed like regular income? What's your plan for when your looks aren't good enough? Do you think it's negatively impacted your view of men? Do you still have romantic relationships with men? Why did you go into it? What got you into /cgl/?
Aware you have no motivation to answer these but for whatever reason a prostigull really piqued my curiosity.
Also it's not because I'm a horny bastard, it's just surprising, especially now I see there's at least 5 assuming we don't have larpers.

[Anonymous No.10043216]

>>10043125
>strong sense of personal justice
>but a big enough heart to forgive those who go against it
>high enough income (at least matching mine) to sustain frivolous purchases without worrying
>clean, handsome face
>can respect my boundaries and my values
>flexible; willing to try out new things
>okay with me only expressing my affections in private

But that kind of person doesn't exist, let alone be attracted to me, so I've resigned myself to living alone with 20 dogs though.

[Anonymous No.10043221]

>tfw no prostitute gull GF
Fuck this shitty ass life up

[Anonymous No.10043223]

>>10043169
YOLO.

Seriously though, life is too short and fragile not to live out your dreams.

[Anonymous No.10043229]

>>10043216
>can respect my boundaries and my values
that's totally relative depending on them, what would you call your worst values?

[Anonymous No.10043231]

>>10043216
I'd fit this but I fucking love PDAs :/

[Anonymous No.10043233]

>>10043194
>tfw written several novels and can't seem to get published
What really puts salt in the wound is seeing the kind of trash that does. Luckily I have a degree in boring useful shit so I can still keep a day job to pay the rent.

[Anonymous No.10043236]

fuck yeah. going straight towards student loans.

[Anonymous No.10043242]

>>10043194
this is the second time i've ever seen my meme being used and its feels good knowing others have it and use it still!

You could be an editor for people, even if you did it as side work for college kids, it makes good money and helps you improve your writing style imo i found when i took time to edit others i drew inspiration for my own writing and helps me get a feel for the kind of material more mainstream normies prefer to read (which could at least give you a foot in the door) but whatever you do don't stop writing and know you're worth more than the denials. I believe in you!!!!

[Anonymous No.10043246]

>>10043125
hacking the post and posting my ideal gf instead

>someone who gives me a lot of space to help and be competent with her, I like taking care of others
>don't be despise, insult or hit me as a joke, tsundere girls are the worst
>no sjw shit
>can take my soft bsdm kinky
>huge weeb
>it's fine with physical contact all time

[Anonymous No.10043251]

>>10043208
i am actually more on the sugaring side of sex work! I believe it's legal since it's a consensual relationship, and i find it much easier to dismiss tax wise because the payments i receive are in forms of items or gift payments. I started it because while i made the bare minimum in my life, and even if i was barely eating due to lack of money, i enjoyed having nice clothing and cute items all over my apartment because it made me FEEL good about myself. Then i started enjoying the attention, feeling spoiled and feeling like i had actual money for once. and if i ever wanted real cash selling items was never that big of a hassle. I usually keep my arrangements longer term, and with men who want an ongoing arrangement. I actually got into lolita near the end of my sw career, i received some of my beginning items from my last "daddy" (gross, but it's the best way to describe it) but when sesta/fosta passed and many of the forums where i offered services (including used panties and the regular nude photos) were nyxed and it scared me a lot so i quit entirely and invested much of my time into lolita instead.

[Anonymous No.10043254]

>>10043125
>kind, understanding, patient, supportive
>good sense of humor
>passionate, expressive, unafraid of emotions
>smart, educated, open minded, loves to read
>hygienic, healthy, fashionable, sharp dressed at all times
>enjoys nap dates, cuddling, holding hands
>into cheesy but cute old-fashioned romance
>bonus points if goth

[Anonymous No.10043257]

>>10043254
>>bonus points if goth
Will mildly edgy mostly black or dark blue clothing and long as fuck hair suffice?

[Anonymous No.10043258]

>>10043125
>chunky loudmouth tumblr fakeboi
>super aggressive and argumentative with other people but always willing to talk out our disagreements
>NEVER flakes, tells me immediately if he cant fulfill a promise/obligation and makes it up to me later
>couples cosplays
>blunt as fuck, doesnt play games even if he knows itll hurt my feelings

[Anonymous No.10043259]

>>10043257
Possibly, but it would be nice to share at least vaguely similar tastes in music too, not just fashion.
Define "long as fuck" hair? How long is it exactly?

[Anonymous No.10043260]

>>10043254
you need to take at least half of these to find someone close to that irl

[Anonymous No.10043261]

>>10043259
It's all the way down my back at this point, basically to my belt.
As for music I'm mostly into electronic-rock/industrial stuff but I'll listen to pretty much anything around that area.

[Anonymous No.10043262]

>>10043260
I'm painfully aware of that, actually. It's a nice dream but I know that realistically my wardrobe is the best (and only) spouse I'll ever have.

[Anonymous No.10043266]

>>10043261
So to my understanding, other than your tastes in music, you say that you're everything I listed. Right?

[Anonymous No.10043269]

>>10043266
Mostly. I don't dress great, but I'd like to improve that anyway.

[Anonymous No.10043270]

>>10043254
>he could only afford one Vivian

[Anonymous No.10043272]

>>10043125
My ideal partner

>Honest. I don't give a shit what you think I want to hear or if you're afraid of how I might react, I want the truth. We can and will talk any problems out, but I need to know about them to do so.
>Monogamous. You're the only person for me and I expect the same from you. Sharing intimate photos or videos maybe, but only after talking about each specific instance and both of us agreeing to it.
>Comfortable with PDAs. I love being physically affectionate and if you dislike that we probably wouldn't work out. It's ok if you don't like giving PDAs though, just as long as you're fine receiving.

I'm honestly pretty easy to please, as long as you can do those I'm good

[Anonymous No.10043281]

>>10043125
intelligent
loyal & will never cheat
respectful
doesn't watch porn
will never lie to me
into STEM
introverted
trustworthy
genuine
doesn't drink or do drugs
enjoys discussion
caring & loving
thinker not a feeler, but empathizes with me

[Anonymous No.10043282]

>>10043262
Same! I'm a hopeless romantic, but the person I thought I'd marry kind of fucked me over so I gave up on hoping.
It's all just a lovely daydream.

Lolita has outlasted it all and will continue to do so.

[Anonymous No.10043287]

If one of you thotties is in Nashville, can you pick up a wig from my parents' house and drive it to me in Texas? thank you.

[Anonymous No.10043289]

>>10043125
Lots of money he's willing to spend on me, is okay with only seeing me once a week or less, is okay with me living in my own house, is not a killer, rapist or mad with jealousy, dies soon and lets me inherit all his money.

[Anonymous No.10043294]

I hope everyone has a great day!

[Anonymous No.10043296]

>>10043281
damn 12/13, almost

[Anonymous No.10043299]

>>10043272
>Comfortable with PDAs. I love being physically affectionate and if you dislike that we probably wouldn't work out. It's ok if you don't like giving PDAs though, just as long as you're fine receiving.
I didn't know I wanted this.

[Anonymous No.10043319]

>>10043216
>Respects my boundaries/values
>but willing to push his own
"no"

[Anonymous No.10043324]

>>10043125
Hijacking and posting ideal gf

>Mixture of motherly and childlike
>Emotionally comforting
>Give and receive lots of physical affection
>Pastel coloured hair or white/silver
>Fighty in sex
>Insatiable sex drive
>The smaller the titties the better
>Not an SJW
>Honest but not brutal
>Considerate and caring
>Very understanding
>Willing to take me on a planned date every now and then rather than having me, the guy, always do it
>Don't have to be smart or intelligent but open minded
>Can teach me new and interesting things
>Hates children as much as I do

I just want a partner who will treat me the same as I treat them.

[Anonymous No.10043330]

>>10043324
you can't have it all anon, you need to take the good with the bad

[Anonymous No.10043332]

>>10043281
my boyfriend is most of these but he does drink, feels and thinks, spoils me with lolita

[Anonymous No.10043333]

>>10043330
>ideal

[Anonymous No.10043337]

>>10043125
Hijacking for idea GF:
>No sjw nonsense
>Has a real job
>Enjoys physical contact
>Willing to give/receive headpats and lap pillows
>Doesn't steal all my money
>Able to cook
>Bonus points for tall and/or big tits

[Anonymous No.10043338]

>>10043168
Stop what, anon?

[Anonymous No.10043340]

>>10043337

This is some lowball shit, I'm all that except for tall/big tits, but I have a bf already, sorry.

>>10043324
Were you happy in your previous relationships?

[Anonymous No.10043342]

>>10043125
I'll describe my boyfriend who is ideal to me
>won't allow me to help him clean up at his place (whenever we eat, I use his dishes), I'm his guest
>bought me a towel to use at his place but he likes using it to smell me
>lots of kissing, cuddling, playing around (in the mornings sometimes he'll play pretend to eat my hair like a pony it's really cute)
>spoils me with lolita, food, other stuff
>is an engineer and thinks of me at work (has sent me messages when he has)
>took me to my first meets in my new comm as a sign of support
>doesn't watch porn or masturbate, but amazing at sex and making me feel wonderful
>can be a bit smelly in the mornings, but he's slender and built and smells nice 90% of the time
>most of our conversations are inside jokes, metaphysics, lolita fashion, bitcoin, and our love for each other

it's gotten better with years and we certainly match a lot more now than ever. it went from pure sensual, sexual attraction to straight up cuddly romance and stability. he never does much to anger/annoy me, and we've only argued once in the four years. we work as a unit to resolve issues, talk about our feelings, and express ourselves with no fear of repercussion.

[Anonymous No.10043343]

>>10043194
If you can't take criticism, you have no place giving it. You need to be hungry for criticism as a writer. Your writing is an extension of you, but you didn't pop out of the pussy writing like fucking Poe. Embrace your messy drafts, embrace the criticism. It's all going to help you give you a polished product that you can be proud of.

[Anonymous No.10043346]

>>10043340
>This is some lowball shit
My standards have tanked in recent years. My minimum requirements are down to
>Be alive
>Be biologically female
>Don't be a complete hambeast
I can't even manage that, though, because I can't talk to a girl long enough to ask her out so none of this really matters.

[Anonymous No.10043348]

okay guys can someone just go ahead and make another friend finder thread

[Anonymous No.10043351]

>>10043330
I was actually already describing a girl I know but the chances of us being together are next to nothing. She has her flaws but I accept them as part of her.

But in any case, it's a wish list.

>>10043340
I'm unsure. I was comfortable in the relationship and happy about having someone to show affection to but that was it. In retrospect, to me she was just an object I could show affection to and to her I was just an object she could receive affection from.

[Anonymous No.10043364]

>>10043101
I'm 24 and I feel this. The cool ones are all babbies and the old ones are all fucking idiots I would never associate with outside of a convention, or sober.

[Anonymous No.10043367]

Damn, this is going to be hard to be vague because this mf literally has enemies across North America, maybe even internationally.

This bitch always tries to ruin cons for me and everyone else they can get their toxic little hands on because "I have BPD I can't be alone!!!" and they bring 20 costumes and have to be in a group and match for all of them and end up only wearing 1 or 2 because "I'm so ugleeeee!!111" and will cry and throw a fit, and 9/10 times will pack up all their shit and send everyone (including me) a picture of it and a long thing saying "I'm going home, this was a mistake, this is my last convention, I need to get out of this community", posts to social media, then 2 hours later deletes everything and is all happy and bubbily and telling people about "haha this happened~!" about whatever bullshit got them to want to leave in the first place ("haha I hate my roommates!" "haha no one knows who I'm cosplaying!" "haha I'm so ugleeeeeeeeeee")

It used to really get to me, because I also have mental health problems and feel bad, but now I just fucking ignore that shit. Bitch, I have worked SO HARD for YEARS to get over my illnesses, but you're not doing ANYTHING. Do NOT associate with me when you're a grown ass adult acting like a baby. If I have to hear one more fucking time about how a 17 year old upset you, I'm going to have an aneurysm.

[Anonymous No.10043375]

>>10043229
That point was mostly because I don’t want someone overbearing. I want someone who can ‘agree to disagree’ per say. My political alignment sits kind of in the middle of the currently polarized spectrum so it would be emotionally cumbersome if someone keeps trying to change my mind. If I were to guess, “worst” for rightwingers would be that I value all the “snowflakey” gender identities and believe that America still has a “rape culture” problem, and “worst” for leftwingers would be that I don’t think liking fictional loli/shota is something to be crucified over and that one can’t be FTX/MTX without experiencing dysphoria.

>>10043231
Sorry, PDA makes me cringe big time. I guess I would be touched if my SO did something romantic in public, but also extremely embarressed? I wouldn’t be able to reciprocate. I know some people value being lovey-dovey everywhere, but I can barely say the L word to close family members on special occassions so forget about me saying it regularly in public.

>>10043319
The general idea is wanting someone who’s a ‘good’ person, but who doesn’t force that standard on other people. It’s not about him having to forgive me for trampling on his bounderies/values. That respecting thing? It goes both ways. And by respecting, I just mean having emotional awareness and not trying to forcefully convert the other person to your own set of values. Just... don’t force me into things? Like I can be coaxed, but not coerced.

[Anonymous No.10043376]

>>10043367
Anon with BPD here. She doesn't sound like she's BPD, she sounds histrionic. BPD has just become the trendy disorder after being anxious and depressed became normalised since it excuses being a fucking cunt.

I'm BPD with avoidant traits. I get very, very attached to people especially my romantic partner and if I feel even in the slightest that they are distancing from me I will either go full psycho obsessive (usually the case with romantic partners) or cut them out completely and never forgive them (usually the case with friends). Almost all my past and current relationships are built on manipulation and small lies which snowball. Because of this I try to avoid making relationships and keep everyone away from me because I hate the way I treat people, I know exactly what I'm doing but I cannot stop myself.

But she doesn't sound BPD, she's sounds just like an immature attention whore which is most likely the case, she just needs a good dose of reality which will straighten her out.

[Anonymous No.10043409]

>>10043376
this
>>10043367
just sounds like any other cosplaying bitch that whores herself out on social media

[Anonymous No.10043411]

>>10043246
Oh damn, me

[Anonymous No.10043426]

>>10043125
A real life version of a 1980s tough guy fighter pilot with a penchant for the classics, who likes good music

[Anonymous No.10043430]

New cosplay acquaintance starts a photography site.
He asks how it looks.
Notice he doesn't have anyone of varying skin tone in his example photos.
Ever so gently tell him that he might want to expand his lookbook so that people know he can properly light up skin that doesn't look like him, like a good photographer.

He thinks I'm calling him racist.
Jesus fuck white some people are such babies the second you point out they aren't perfect bastions of SJW-ness.

I expect him and his girl will say something racist eventually and have to explain themselves to people far less kind that me.

[Anonymous No.10043436]

I was fine for four and a half years being single. Now I'm suddenly not. I hate it.

> Woman with no cute tomboyish girlfriend to cosplay and game with.

>>10043125
Hijacking for ideal gf because related to my shit and I want to get it out.

> Taller than me. Not hard considering I'm short as fuck at 5' exactly.
> Tomboy with a girly side. None of that gender special stuff. She is content being a girl that doesn't 100% fall into gender norms like me.
> Not a SJW or alt-righter. More of a centrist.
> Pretty chill and laid back overall. Hardly gives any fucks.
> Has an interest in working out and keeping fit so we can workout together.
> Loves animals, especially cats and/or rabbits.
> Likes cuddles and kisses, but is okay with me being weird about PDA.

sigh

[Anonymous No.10043440]

>>10043430
I cringed.

[Anonymous No.10043442]

>>10043125
Literally Lancelot from GBF
my husbando is so cute

[Anonymous No.10043444]

>>10043442
>The game plays as a role-playing video game with turn-based battles
Why am I just learning of this now?

[Anonymous No.10043451]

>>10043436
>Not a SJW or alt-righter. More of a centrist.

[Anonymous No.10043454]

>>10043451
The only people who use the term alt-right seriously are SJWs.

[Anonymous No.10043456]

>>10043454
That's true, but I was just more reacting to the fact that he's an idiot for viewing the world in such retarded extremes and deserves to be alone

[Anonymous No.10043462]

>>10043411
which of the posters here are you?

[Anonymous No.10043465]

I'm traveling to a con by myself. Never done anything like that before.

You guys got tips to ensure I don't end up alone the whole weekend? I'm not terribly good at meeting people

[Anonymous No.10043466]

>>10043465
Be optimistic.

[Anonymous No.10043467]

>>10043465
Be autistic.

[Anonymous No.10043469]

>>10043442
here
have a choco, anon

[Anonymous No.10043474]

>>10043208
Morning, I'm the gull from the last thread.

> Pay is super variable, depends how busy it is. Most of my jobs are 30 minutes and I make £40 for that, although I sometimes do outcalls where I keep all the money and for that I charge £120-150ph depending on travel time. This year I've generally averaged between £700 and £1200 a week.

> Actually selling and buying is completely legal here (UK), I declare my income like anyone else (although I use a euphemism for what I do because I don't want my actual job written down on paper anywhere). I have a degree so I pay a tax rate of about 25%. We have what's called third party criminalisation where the job is legal but lots of related things like having a driver or working in the same flat as someone else is illegal.

> There is literally no such thing as not looking good enough. There are some really successful working girls I know that you couldn't give away. It's all about how much effort you put in. I don't have a plan for afterwards but I'm thinking about doing an MA next year and then maybe getting into translation or fucking off to do TEFL in some random country. I don't really do long-term goals, I don't think there's much point with all the political and economic instability at the moment.

> I'm not sure? I guess I now think men are really dumb when I didn't have much of an opinion on them before. I appreciate the non-idiots a lot more though.

[Anonymous No.10043475]

>>10043474
> I have a boyfriend. He knows what I do, it's a non-issue.

> I was skint, I needed money that day, I found out I hate working in my degree field and my anxiety made it hard to find/hold on to a 9 - 5. I stayed because I like the freedom, flexibility, earning potential (seriously, for what I do it's probably easier than working in McDonalds but I start at £70ph) and frankly I can't see any reason not to do it. I do take breaks though, I go a bit loopy after a while, especially when I've been working solidly and I haven't heard my real name for a week or so.

> Been on /cgl/ since I was [redacted] (like, a really long time). Was super into Lolita a while back and have some good mates from it but haven't worn it recently. Honestly I've been away from here for years but I was kind of curious about the SFE drama.

I'm not gonna answer any follow-up questions, partly because I'm supposed to be studying but also because it's totally off topic.

[Anonymous No.10043478]

>>10043125
Ideal gf
>loyalty above all else which I'll always promise to return
>is open to the concept of affection and a lot of physical contact
>healthy interest in sex and open to exploring/trying new things and isn't content with missionary once a week
>recreational drug-use isn't a perquisite but I'd rather someone who isn't a completely insufferable straightedgefag, would at least consume alcohol with me
>darker sense of humour who'd indulge me with mine and isn't offended easily
>knows how to strike a fine balance between not taking life too seriously but being serious about what they want and what their convictions are
>is willing to argue with me/bring something up like an adult when I do or say something she doesn't agree with and doesn't simply walk away or hangup the phone during a difficult conversation that isn't going her way; I need communication and I absolutely hate being made guess what someone else is thinking
>isn't overly jealous or insecure; if another guy/girl openly expresses interest in you while I'm around and they're not being a creep about it/know to stop, I'm secure enough in myself to know nothing would come of it and take it as a compliment, I usually expect the same of my partner
>doesn't have to have taste in music/movies/videogames/weeb identical to my own because I adore sharing the things I love with someone new and exploring their tastes as something new myself
>is fine with the concept of space and not doing absolutely everything together all the time
>if lolita, gothic/classic a huge plus
>doesn't have to fit a specific type appearance-wise because I've dated women of all shapes and sizes; just don't be obese

[Anonymous No.10043483]

>>10043475
>I have a boyfriend. He knows what I do, it's a non-issue.
I like to think of myself as pretty accepting but I don't think I could be down with knowing my girlfriend's probably had more cocks inside her at work that day than I've had bathroom breaks at the office

[Anonymous No.10043493]

>>10043483
meh i’d be ok w/ it

[Anonymous No.10043505]

>>10043469
>read this absent-mindedly
>instantly thought "chocobo!"
>open image
>it has nothing to do with Final Fantasy

And this is why I try to keep myself from getting my hopes up. Now I'm sad.

[Anonymous No.10043529]

>>10043411
None of them. I just replied to that post alone.

[Anonymous No.10043531]

>>10043462
Misfire, I'm none of the posters. Just that post alone

[Anonymous No.10043536]

>>10043478
ME
The communication thing is a big thing for me. All my exes are the silent, non confrontational type

[Anonymous No.10043541]

>>10043536
Where you at tho, anon? And communication is one of the most important things you can have. There's nothing worse than never speaking up and people holding grudges/building up resentment over shit you never even knew was bothering them in the first place

[Anonymous No.10043545]

>>10043541
Probably not where you are. Europe.

[Anonymous No.10043547]

>>10043545
I'm Europe too.

[Anonymous No.10043548]

>>10043233
What are they about anon? Why do you think they don't get picked up?

[Anonymous No.10043559]

>>10043125
Girlfriend because crossboarding straight dude:
>skinny, eats healthy and enjoys working out
>looks up to me and encourages me, while also calling me out when I fuck up
>wants to be treated and pampered like a princess but doesn't expect or demand it
>low-key nerd, is knowledgeable and passionate about it but can pass for a normie out in the street
>wants to have have a family, 2-3 kids and raise them herself
>big boobs
As much a pipedream as everything else that has been posted already

[Anonymous No.10043563]

>>10043559
Glad you’re not my bf honestly

[Anonymous No.10043564]

>>10043563
feeling's mutual

[Anonymous No.10043565]

>>10043559
>can pass for a normie out in the street
Why are you here?

[Anonymous No.10043567]

>>10043559
>crossboarding straight dude

[Anonymous No.10043570]

>>10043125
>he'll never be real
>i'll never get to lick his thighs
Kill me

[Anonymous No.10043576]

You girls are crazy.

[Anonymous No.10043581]

>>10043559
sounds like you want a stacy and boy oh boy are none of us stacies

[Anonymous No.10043585]

>>10043581
>wants to be treated and pampered like a princess but doesn't expect or demand it
>doesn't expect or demand it
Not a Stacey.

[Anonymous No.10043591]

>>10043581
>>10043565
>>10043563
>>10043567
Based and redpilled
>>10043585
>>10043559
Cringe and sissypilled

[Anonymous No.10043616]

>>10043208
I'm one of the former sex workers who responded. I did sex work from when I was 22 to 27.

>How well does it pay?
Incredibly well. I started off charging per hour and I didn't make much at the beginning. Eventually you build up your client base, and that's when you make a lot. With repeat clients I wasn't so specific about time limits. It was just until we were finished. I way preferred to have about a dozen or so consistent clients and I got to a point that in order to take on new clients, they either had to be referred to me through an existing or ex-client I liked or from a fellow sex worker.

>Are you in a country that it's legal? Is it taxed like regular income?
I'm in Canada and the laws here around it are a bit weird. I was technically never doing anything illegal. I did a little bit of camgirling too so it was easier if I just acted as if all of the money came from that and I did pay taxes on it all.

>What's your plan for when your looks aren't good enough?
As the other anon said, looks are not nearly as important as you think. Attitude and enthusiasm are much more important, and if you can find a niche that helps a lot.

>Do you think it's negatively impacted your view of men? Do you still have romantic relationships with men?
My view of men has nothing to do with my sex work. I still date men and I did when I was active as a sex worker too. I told them before anything physical ever happened between us as I think everyone has the right to know if someone else is sleeping around and whether they're comfortable with that. Most guys obviously weren't but I had two long term relationships during when I did sex work.

[Anonymous No.10043621]

>>10043616
>Why did you go into it?
I was broke at the time and I had to start paying back student loans so I suddenly had even more bills each month. I was working two part time jobs at the time as it was impossible to find anything full time that paid decently. Between the two jobs I didn't have any time to see my friends or family and my life was shit. I decided to try sex work as I had a friend who did it and she made a lot of money doing it. I asked her about it and we had a long talk about whether it'd be good for me and I decided to try it out. I quit one of my part time jobs and did a couple of jobs with her and then picked up a few clients of my own and the rest is history.

>What got you into /cgl/?
I like cosplay and I wear a few j fashions.

[Anonymous No.10043629]

>>10043559
Do you don’t want to help at all in raising your own children???

[Anonymous No.10043632]

>>10043559
>wanting a woman with a perfect body
>also want her to be your baby mill
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.10043637]

>>10043125
I'm so in love with my current bf and I feel like he respects me as a person too and doesn't just use me to satisfy some needs. I love how passionate and inspiring person he is. I don't like aggressive males at all and while I value his softness a lot I also appreciate his masculinity a lot. I have never felt this accepted and safe in my life and I finally feel I have someone who understands and shares my views of the world. He also approves lolita and is genuinly intrested of it which feels nice.
>mfw him saying he is proud of me wearing lolita and looking good in it felt too good

[Anonymous No.10043640]

>>10043632
women with healthy habits bounce back from pregnancies just fine tho

[Anonymous No.10043654]

>>10043640
Not all of them do.

[Anonymous No.10043668]

>>10043559
This was all very reasonable until
>>big boobs
Now it's just sexist

[Anonymous No.10043677]

>>10043125
Yamato nadeshiko but white

[Anonymous No.10043679]

>>10043668
Just get big boobs. What's the problem?

[Anonymous No.10043680]

>>10043125
I‘d prefer to stay alone thankyou!

[Anonymous No.10043682]

>>10043668
I mean these are ideals. It's not any more sexist than a gull saying "handsome face"

[Anonymous No.10043684]

>>10043680

[Anonymous No.10043685]

>>10043591
Shut the fuck up lol

[Anonymous No.10043686]

Just got my first brand piece! I only had indie brands until now. I love it, it's beautiful and fits perfectly. The only downside is i got fucked by customs. The shipping was more expensive than the item (secondhand) but hey, you learn quickly. I'll eat soup for two weeks but it was worth it. I'll choose international mail next time.

[Anonymous No.10043689]

I don't believe in ideal gfs, but just a nice and cute person I could carry around using this body would be a really nice experience.

Hugging smaller people feels really good.

[Anonymous No.10043690]

>listen to otome cd
>pretend some jap guy really is moaning, licking, and whispering in my ear
>orgasm in 30 seconds
I love this.

[Anonymous No.10043692]

>>10043451
>>10043454
>he
>deserves to be alone

Anons, come on. It was 3 in the morning and I said I was a woman twice. I'm surrounded by crazy people on both ends of the political spectrum. Wasn't sure how else to refer to them. I don't view the world in retarded extremes or I wouldn't be looking for someone normal and not one of those crazies. Should I say I'm not looking for a person whose politics lean too far one way or the other? Jfc.

[Anonymous No.10043728]

>>10043125
> gentle, soft and caring;
> cares for me and doesn't mind spoiling and being spoiled;
> Open minded, good companion, likes to talk about everything;
> trustable;
> respects my hobbies and also has hobbies of his own;
> willing to play video/board games together and other hobbies;
> also willing to experiment different things in private;
> Likes to listen as much as he likes to talk;
> interested in studying and learning new things;
> smells nice and likes to cuddle and have naps together.

I don't really mind looks or money. A hard-working person with a good heart makes up for all of that.

[Anonymous No.10043730]

>>10043570
>>>/o/

[Anonymous No.10043733]

>>10043728
This is me, minus the studying, though I still do like to learn new things. I always just found it extremely difficult to sit down and crack a book in school or study for tests. I posted >>10043478

[Anonymous No.10043736]

>>10043690
you rubbing your prostate probably helped

[Anonymous No.10043739]

>>10043736
>prostate
do you know where you are

[Anonymous No.10043745]

>>10043730
>r9k but with cars
No thanks, anon!

[Anonymous No.10043746]

>>10043745
Here is /r9k/ but with lolitas

[Anonymous No.10043750]

>>10043728
I'm >>10043337 and I can guarantee all of these, depending on what you mean by "experiment".

[Anonymous No.10043752]

>>10043730
/o/ crossboarder here, we don't want her(?).

[Anonymous No.10043761]

>>10043752
Why not, pseudo Takumi-kun?

[Anonymous No.10043768]

>>10043745
Meanwhile /r9k/ with frills

[Anonymous No.10043771]

>>10043692
I read it fine. I just didn't think it was worth correcting.

[Anonymous No.10043772]

all of the ideal bf/gf posts are pathetic desu except for the one describing her actual, real bf

[Anonymous No.10043776]

>>10043772
Sorry no one responded to yours.

[Anonymous No.10043777]

>>10043772
It's /soc/ tier, but for some reason seems less vapid in here.

[Anonymous No.10043779]

after a full week of wearing jfash and doing christmassy things with my bf in his home state i'm back home to where my depression is hitting full force and i'm nonverbal

my self-image has really deteriorated in the last few months or so too because a liz lisa skirt my bf bought me for our anniversary doesn't fit because i didn't look at the measurements and bought it on a whim since other liz lisa skirts fit me fine. now i not only hate myself, and my appearance, but i can't verbalize that to anyone because i've just shut down mentally

[Anonymous No.10043781]

>>10043779
Sending a hug to you if you'd like one.

Please try not to get down about one article of clothing not fitting you. Even within one brand, their sizing can fluctuate.

[Anonymous No.10043782]

>>10043779
How does depression cause you to lose the ability to verbalise your thoughts? I've never heard of this before.

[Anonymous No.10043786]

>>10043782
nayrt
I get this. You open your mouth and your brain just has nothing for you, or tells you that it's not worth it and your guilt falls on you like a lead blanket and you prefer to keep quiet.
>>10043779
Anon, I'm thinking of you and wishing you the best. It's time for a warm shower or bath, and you can say nice things to yourself or about others quietly while the shower is running to help mouth and brain get closer together.

[Anonymous No.10043787]

>>10043169
Fuckin do it, buy all the dresses! Just no Amazon/ eBay trash, actual lolita dresses only

I'm so glad Amazon wasn't big when I was younger and I was forced to wait for brand

[Anonymous No.10043792]

>tfw even guys who appreciate lolita either a) hate sweet or b) fetishize it
Why is this? I just want to feel cute.

[Anonymous No.10043796]

>>10043792
I'm male, think sweet is ok, and don't fetishize it.

[Anonymous No.10043797]

>>10043792
It's all about sex with guys. If they hate sweet they don't find you sexy and think you probably have a fetish for it. If they have a fetish for it obviously they're going to be interested in it but for reasons you don't like. You're either going to have to find a guy that doesn't care about it at all or the super rare guy that only lives in your 3am REM sleep.

[Anonymous No.10043798]

>>10043797
Guys just like to mix things with sex because it's fun and exciting. Missionary position once a week for the sole purpose of procreation gets boring real fast.

[Anonymous No.10043799]

>>10043798
Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.10043800]

>>10043799
If you're into retards, yes.

[Anonymous No.10043803]

>>10043750
Sorry, I'm smol and almost titless kek
I'm also into social justice, although I'm far from being a warrior. I like to study it and, when possible, work into making a world better for the unfortunate (aka: working with charity and helping with law counselling regarding familiar and financial matters).

[Anonymous No.10043807]

>tfw no tall, sweet as pie lolita gf with tastes similar to mine and a personality which complements my own

[Anonymous No.10043808]

>Met a con friend's fiance for the first time and she's super cute

now I have a big crush on her life is suffering

[Anonymous No.10043809]

>>10043797
>or the super rare guy that only lives in your 3am REM sleep.
I guess I don't exist and just live in people's dreams.
Really, attitudes like that is probably partly why so few men are into lolita/ouji/j-fashion. I can't say I like lolita without feeling like they think I just fetishize it and many lolita clubs/groups straight up ban men.
What am I to do?

[Anonymous No.10043814]

>>10043531
>>10043529
you cute

[Anonymous No.10043816]

>>10043809
Become a woman

[Anonymous No.10043817]

>>10043529
>>10043531
you're cute

[Anonymous No.10043818]

>>10043803
Like I said, tall and big tits are just a bonus. Also what you're doing is perfectly fine. By "sjw nonsense" I mean bitching about things that are effectively non-issues and demonizing average people for being average.
If anything I'd say what you're doing is commendable.

[Anonymous No.10043819]

>>10043817
Thanks anon, you're cute too

[Anonymous No.10043821]

what got deleted?

[Anonymous No.10043824]

>>10043547
Which country?

[Anonymous No.10043825]

>>10043821
An anon replying to one of my posts saying 'youre cute anon'
Don't know if it was because of ot?
If so, I don't want to get deleted either.....

Man I really love lolita

[Anonymous No.10043826]

>>10043771
Ok. That's fair. I used shitty wording and terms in my original post. My bad.

[Anonymous No.10043828]

>>10043819
>thread is near ded all the time
>I misstype a spoiler
>spam the delete button like no tomorrow
>sudden everyone see it

GODDAMINT

[Anonymous No.10043830]

>>10043792
It's the colors. The color palettes are just kinda ugly

[Anonymous No.10043831]

>>10043828
I'm so embarrassed for you.

[Anonymous No.10043833]

>>10043828
No spoilers on cgl anon-san. But I am feeling cute today.

[Anonymous No.10043834]

>>10043807
>tfw tall but mean

[Anonymous No.10043835]

>>10043821
A real human being saying he prefers big tits over itty bitties, must have made fatty-mod mad enough to ban him

[Anonymous No.10043838]

>>10043772
It's just for fun. Most anons who posted probably don't care if their future partner matches all of these traits.

[Anonymous No.10043840]

>>10043816
becoming androgynous is a goal for me desu. Best of both worlds.

[Anonymous No.10043855]

>>10043840
>tfw will never have qt crossdressing bf who i can share dresses with

[Anonymous No.10043860]

>>10043834
NAYRT but I can work with this

[Anonymous No.10043863]

>>10043855
>like crossdressing and making my own outfits
>but not qt

[Anonymous No.10043869]

>>10043797
I'm a guy and I just think it's like pastel vomit and looks like shit, it's nothing to do with looking sexy, which isn't the point of lolita at all anyway

[Anonymous No.10043871]

>>10043824
UK

[Anonymous No.10043875]

>>10043863
>likes crossdressing
>makes own outfits
>not cute

yeah RIGHT

[Jesus I really shouldn't be po(...) No.10043878]

>>10043125
>Hacking this
I want her to be really into something competitive. Like sports or professional music. I want her to talk, like all the time. Oh and when she is not talking I want her to be sharing all the stupid shit she can find on the internet or just her thoughts. She should also accept that I can be overly caring at times and that it's not because I like her but because it's how I am as a person.

[Anonymous No.10043881]

>>10043779
That sucks, I'm sorry. I did that with an AATP blouse and I'm so upset. I don't know if it'll ever fit me, but I can't bring myself to get rid of it yet in some weird hope it does.

>>10043782
>>10043786
This happens to me, too. Might be because I'm also on the spectrum, but it's like it just hits so hard your brain can't work. Happens when I am overwhelmed, too. I hate that it pisses people off but I have a hard time overcoming it.

[Anonymous No.10043887]

>>10043258
Whoa that's me
except I'm not fat, nor tumblr, nor fake
shit.

[Anonymous No.10043889]

>>10043289
kys

[Anonymous No.10043894]

>>10043141
This is me but I'm a girl
I swing both ways hbu

[Anonymous No.10043910]

>>10043792
Is wanting to princess carry a girl wearing it fetishizing it?

[Anonymous No.10043914]

>>10043125

>older type of guy
>I don't mind gray hair
>into music
>seems angry and sad but is actually warm
>can kill me instantly
>is an Italian composer who died 200 years ago
>is Antonio Salieri from FGO

[Anonymous No.10043922]

>>10043728
sounds like you just want a woman desu

[Anonymous No.10043923]

>>10043914
he's probably gay for his friend thou

[Anonymous No.10043926]

>>10043910
>princess carry
Elaborate? Is that like bridal style?

[Anonymous No.10043929]

>>10043926
Nayrt but yes.

[Anonymous No.10043930]

>>10043926
Nayrt, but yes it is.

[Anonymous No.10043934]

>>10043781
I really do need one at the moment, thank you. I didn't think it'd get me down as much as it did, but it's my dream skirt and every time I tried it on I wanted to die.

>>10043782
It's hard to explain but some other anons have done it for me. The way it is for me is that I just shut down and I feel like nothing I say has any meaning or benefit to anyone. So I just stay silent.

>>10043786
Thank you so much, I never expected people would actually respond to me and understand how I feel. I'm so grateful to you, and everyone else who answered. When I get off work, I'll do just that. Thank you so much.

>>10043881
I'm glad someone understands the feel! I'm going to keep my skirt as I can still... admire it in my closet as a gift from the man I love. I might be on the spectrum too, I've always thought I was since my mind has never worked like everyone else's. I hate that it hurts people too, but I really can't do anything about it.

[Anonymous No.10043937]

>>10043125

>patient, inquisitive thinker, intelligent
>emotionally intuitive
>doesn’t find mentall illness exhausting, but still calmly able to call me out on my behavior when my ptsd is making me act like a dumbass
>understands family is important, but still keeps them at arms length so that I have to minimally interact with them. (Never had a family really so I’ve always gotten irritable when other people’s family’s dictate who they date and why.)
>responsible
>doesn’t fucking whine about things without trying to fix them first
>hygenic, not super fat
>can give me a dicking so rough I see the whites of my eyes
>not afraid to address emotions and cry

[Anonymous No.10043939]

>>10043923
don't go crushing my dreams anon

[Anonymous No.10043944]

>>10043934
I'm not sure if it's possible or if it would "ruin" the skirt for you, but have you considered having it altered so it would fit?

[Anonymous No.10043950]

>>10043937
oh hey, I fit on everyth-
>can give me a dicking so rough I see the whites of my eyes

nevermind

[Anonymous No.10043951]

>>10043944
I have considered it before! The thing is, there's only so much elastic at the back to where I don't think I'll gain more than an inch. There's also two clasps at the waist, as well as a zipper which hurts a lot when I wear it. I don't know much about alterations, but I'm not sure if they could do much. I would selfpost myself wearing it but I don't think that's allowed in feels threads so here's just a photo of it to get the idea.

[Anonymous No.10043952]

>>10043951
>I would selfpost myself wearing it but I don't think that's allowed in feels threads
bitch, this thread itself isn't allowed by the rules

[Anonymous No.10043956]

>>10043099
I'm reporting every single one of them to the IRS

[Anonymous No.10043958]

>>10043951
Is the belt functional (like can you undo it even if it doesn't come off at the way)? If so, you might be able to hide an elasticated panel behind it, so that might give you an extra couple of inches for the waistband, and you'd be able to cover it up just using the belt itself so it wouldn't ruin any design or anything.

[Anonymous No.10043960]

>>10043956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScnUyySyHao

[Anonymous No.10043967]

>>10043958
Yeah, it completely comes off. That's not a bad idea, actually! That's better than what I was told ("if it fits then it's fine no need for alterations"), anyway. I'll see if I can take it somewhere in the future. Thank you!

[Anonymous No.10043968]

>>10043967
You're welcome, anon. I hope you had your nice bath too!

[Anonymous No.10043972]

Man I just love my tits

Man I just want a lolita gf

Man I'm glad I'm not a man but it'd make getting the lolita gf thing easier. But it's also be harder to have tits as a man.

[Anonymous No.10043975]

>>10043972
Can I love your tits too?

[Anonymous No.10043976]

>>10043972
Lmao. I love anons like you.

[Anonymous No.10043978]

>>10043972
Let me love ur tits too with my benis

[Anonymous No.10043980]

>>10043978
No, fuck off, I got here first

[Anonymous No.10043981]

>>10043493
That's pretty bad. How does one even enjoy sex anymore when you don't as a professional?

[Anonymous No.10043982]

>>10043972
>I'm glad I'm not a man but it'd make getting the lolita gf thing easier.
Not sure how. I've met dozens of lolitas. Not a single one was straight.

[Anonymous No.10043987]

>>10043950
I did the same thing, though I also don't cry easily.

[Anonymous No.10043989]

I was able to order another poodle print dress today and i'm so excited that i'm up to 3 main pieces, two purses, and an umbrella all poodle themed

god i just really fucking love poodles and lolita

[Anonymous No.10043995]

>>10043838
fair

>>10043776
i already have a bf. sorry you're alone!

[Anonymous No.10043998]

>>10043125
>monogamous
>as big of a pervert as I am
>has depraved kinks
>liberal but not an assblasted sjw
>willing to dress in ouji or lolita once in a while for dates
>respects me not wanting biological children
>is okay with the possibility that I might want to adopt a child in my mid 30s to mid 40s
>not a goddamn spic
>or maybe a spic that is not all about LA RAZA and is light skinned like me

I deal with my ultra Mexican extended family who won’t leave me and my whitewashed immediate family alone.

[Anonymous No.10044005]

>STILL no qt.3,14 cosplay gf
I tell you, they are conspiring against me!

[Anonymous No.10044006]

>>10044005
Same honestly

[Anonymous No.10044012]

>>10043998
Is south america fine to you?

[Anonymous No.10044021]

>>10043975
>>10043976
>>10043978
>>10043980
Whichever one of you is a qt lolita (I don't mind your substyle) or an actually xyzz tier /fit/ bro, can have me and these glorious tits.

[Anonymous No.10044028]

>>10044021
oh boy, I lost
I'm so sad

[Anonymous No.10044029]

>>10043125
flipping dis
>similar interests/hobbies with maybe some outliers
>likes to banter, doesn't get offended easily
>still sensitive at the right times
>about as /fit/ as me
>about as good looking as me
>motivates me while I motivate her
>can hold her autism in public, can pretend to be a normie if it's needed
>good communicator so shit gets resolved fast
>loyal/monogamous
>not politically interested or just slightly right
>goofball sometimes
>someone I can be an introvert around, just sharing the same space without talking if I'm feeling gloomy

honestly a female version of me would be awesome. I guess I view relationships to be your extra best friend, like what's the point of being in a relationship if you don't have similar hobbies? sounds dull af.

[Anonymous No.10044031]

>Shot for a gay cosplay boudoir calendar
>Calender was supposed to be for sale in late October
>Still no mention of it
>Photographer and project organizer have gone awol

I just want to know what happened to my photos

[Anonymous No.10044046]

>>10043972
>implying

Lolitas are all raging misandrist lesbians.

[Anonymous No.10044052]

>>10044046
>tfw no lolita gf that tells me I am worthless male
>tfw no lolita gf that spits in my mouth
>tfw no lolita gf that pegs me (maybe)
>tfw no lolita gf that steps on me
>tfw no lolita gf that sits on my face

[Anonymous No.10044056]

>>10043236
iktf
tfw 50k in debt and literally cannot make the monthly payments they want. I literally am selling my pussy to make progress on these fucking loans... Thanks college. Thanks obama.

[Anonymous No.10044065]

>gay boi who rides same bus as I and lives in my building
>his phone lockscreen is two men holding hands, and he has a wedding ring, so I presume he's a married gay
>I always sit next to him because he showers daily, which is better than 90% of bus riders
>first few rides he looked like he utterly despised me
>all I do is study on my phone so idk why, just assume gay men hate women and ignore it, keep studying on phone
>today he smiled at me on bus
>I was thinking about something and didn't realize until afterwards
What did he mean by this? Is it MMF time? I just don't want him to despise me or think I'm hitting on him by sitting next to him, literally it's just because he's a not-hobo.
>>10043677
Just so you know, I know what that means, and I'm probably one of the 3 anons on the website including you who does.

[Anonymous No.10044068]

>hashing out deets for next cosplay (Saber Prototype)
>usually I'm super careful about being accurate to source material
>absolutely hate his sword design, think it looks terrible aesthetically (especially the blade, looks really stupid)
>really want to just use Arturia Saber's sword + sheath design even though it won't be the "right" one

this is tearing me apart gulls, the inner autist in me wants to use the accurate design but I just really hate the way it looks.

[Anonymous No.10044074]

>>10043998
Shit that thing about adoption is a good one I should've thought of, whenever the topic of kids comes up in relationships most people treat it like go biological or not at all but I'd prefer to adopt desu. Blood relations mean nothing to me and there's so many kids out there that could really use a loving family

[Anonymous No.10044076]

>>10044068
Go for accuracy, or any autist you meet is bound to give you a "did you know that's not the right sword?"

[Anonymous No.10044077]

>>10044052
>Tfw no lolita gf to do those last two things with lots of love and affection and otherwise treats me like a regular human being.

[Anonymous No.10044078]

>>10044052
why is masochism so common with male anons on this website?
you see threads with "tfw no femdom gf" at every board but no a single "maso gf"
does maledom nerds only exist on fictional media?

[Anonymous No.10044079]

>>10044076
I would be that autist desu, but it's just so UGLY.

I probably will go with the proper design, just hating it internally

[Anonymous No.10044080]

>>10044078
Masochistic degenerates are more likely to be vocal about it. Any kind of Dom would most likely keep their >tfw no qt sub feels silent.

[Anonymous No.10044081]

>>10044065
>and I'm probably one of the 3 anons on the website including you who does

lol no

[Anonymous No.10044085]

>>10044078
Because maso gfs are a dime a dozen and every dom who could ever want one already has three.

[Anonymous No.10044086]

>>10044080
>Any kind of Dom would most likely keep their >tfw no qt sub feels silent.
It's a common feel though, to be fair.

[Anonymous No.10044087]

Tfw nobody who will love you for the damaged weirdo actually you are, give you space when you need it and actually likes your jokes

Rib in peas

[Anonymous No.10044088]

>>10044052
Pathetic

[Anonymous No.10044089]

>>10044078
nayrt but I know a guy who is a femdom sissy in sex. Ordinary guy otherwise, pretty handsome, goes to gym, cali rocker sort of look, does a bit too many drugs but you'd never guess. He says it's because he got very sick of feeling like girls aren't even 'there' in sex. That they are at best, tolerating being fucked or a borderline non-participant. So he wants to feel like the girl is actually there in body and mind, so he makes them take the active role.

I can empathise with him to a degree. It does get exhausting being the dominant partner, because the submissive partner doesn't have to really worry about anything. They just do what they're told, take what is given and just enjoy the performance. Whereas the dom has to make sure the sub is enjoying themselves, that she is excited, having fun and is aroused whilst also keeping your own arousal and not going too far. 5-10% of the time I just want the girl to flip the table on me and beat me until I'm just mess of bloody scratches and my skin is nothing but black and blue and squeeze me dry until I'm cumming blood.

I would expect people are more vocal about it because it's much harder to find a dominant girl rather than finding a masochist girl. Also femdom guys are usually autists who have this warped sense of attraction towards females since they are KHVs, they think since they find it attractive when a girl is submissive that a girl will find them attractive if they're the submissive one instead. That develops into full blown sissification.

[Anonymous No.10044094]

>>10044087
Share a joke!

[Anonymous No.10044096]

>>10044080
fucking this
I had a friend for over 2 years and he passed as the most ordinary glasses boy you could meet
then one of my friends got to bed with him (wearing a suit!) on a halloween party.
Sudden she came saying that he tied her hands with his belt, blindfolded her with his necktie and went full kinky on the night
literally everyone got ''wtf'' went she told us

[Anonymous No.10044101]

>>10044087
Aww. I feel this. Don't give up hope though! There is someone out there who will love you for the damaged weirdo you actually are, all while wanting to see you grow and get stronger and better as a person simply because they love you and want to see you happy.

Also, I giggled at that last bit, so there's bound to be someone out there for you who will also sincerely like your jokes.

Best of wishes to you, anon.

[Anonymous No.10044104]

>Tfw want somebody to love
>Tfw need somebody to love
>Tfw would love somebody to love
>Tfw can't find somebody to love

[Anonymous No.10044106]

>>10044078
>you see threads with "tfw no femdom gf" at every board but no a single "maso gf"
Because it is way more difficult to find a dom gf than a sub. Anyone who wants a maso gf already has one because they are so easy to find and have nothing to complain about.

[Anonymous No.10044108]

>>10043125
I fit a good amount of these but I'm falling apart from my last relationship and too nervous to approach anyone until I get my shit together, so I'm just going to hijack this to describe myself to help vent these feels
>6 feet tall
>heavy interest in Japanese fashion, would love to pick out clothes for a girlfriend, she's welcome to dress me up in whatever mens clothes she likes as I'm certain I'm too tall for jfashion
>well paying Job so I can afford whatever, don't like to spend it on myself but spend it on lavish dates and vacations
>Rich parents who own their own little farm
>hobbies include crafting and playing piano, can't stand sewing, would love to design jewlery with a future girlfriend, make it and have her model it. I'd practice for hours on the piano trying to learn whatever song made her happy
>love cheesy romantic bullshit, dream of being able to act the part of a perfect prince for a princess as cheesy or cringe as that sounds

[Anonymous No.10044117]

>>10043125
Female

[Anonymous No.10044118]

>>10044078
Not into being degraded, but sex is where my masculine pride fails me. I'd rather have a woman take the lead for me

[Anonymous No.10044119]

>Trying to buy some straps for my itabag, see two I need from the same seller on both Otamart and Mercari
>Ask FromJapan first
>First item is cancelled immediately, they say they won't work with shopping services, second gets refunded a day later after my hopes get up
>Try Japonica, maybe they'll be more subtle
>Japonica says "The selling rules of this seller are difficult and complicated.Sorry, we are not able to accept the order. So, canceled."

They have so many items in these huge all together item lots with individual prices on all of them. Holy hell dude, take my weeb money. Why be so difficult if you have so much crap you need to sell.

[Anonymous No.10044130]

>>10044119
use a personal ss

[Anonymous No.10044135]

>>10044096
>Sudden she came saying that he tied her hands with his belt, blindfolded her with his necktie
Is that kinky? I may be more kinky than I thought.

[Anonymous No.10044137]

>>10044135
Well, what's your idea of kinky?

[Anonymous No.10044138]

>>10044031
Your pictures are safely in the pocket of his fap folder. Congrats

[Anonymous No.10044139]

>>10044130
Japonica normally skates by, I really do think it is the seller. They tried to explain one of the seller's responses to them and it doesn't translate well - I think the seller was insisting they buy at least three things and wanted them to buy one of the worthless items no one wants if they were only going to buy two things. I'm done trying to deal with this seller, the items will pop up agan someday,..

[Anonymous No.10044152]

>>10044137
It's not so much my idea of kinky, more my idea of normal, and I had thought that was fairly normal.

[Anonymous No.10044155]

>>10044078
>tfw no switch girlfriend

[Anonymous No.10044156]

>>10044152
It's a normal type of kinky. But it's still kinky. It's not like he pulled out the ball gag, a noose, an enema and a permanent marker to write shit on her.

[Anonymous No.10044158]

>>10044156
go on....

[Anonymous No.10044159]

>>10044156
Gotta save something for next time.

[Anonymous No.10044164]

>Tfw no online friends that want to RP, and I have to LARP on here

[Anonymous No.10044166]

>>10044158
Get away from me pervert.

>>10044159
There's always more extremes. I promise. Without getting too explicit, a girl I knew had a sort of weird exhibitionist fetish. Not full on exhibitionist but she wanted people to know she had been abused.

Went to a friend of a friend's house party. I brought a bag full of fun, we went to a bedroom, she left the room covered in bruises, rope burn, hand prints on her neck, the word fuck toy written on her cheek amongst other things all over her legs, arms back etc, her hair looked it'd been through a wind tunnel. Tbh she looked like a fucking mess but she just strolled out, got a drink and just started chatting with everyone like nothing happened. But it got her off that obviously everyone knew exactly what had happened to her.

[Anonymous No.10044170]

>>10044166
> But it got her off that obviously everyone knew exactly what had happened to her.

People who involve others in their kinks without consent are fucking gross.

[Anonymous No.10044178]

>>10043152
how much you need bruv im up for helping someone with shitty spending habits for the holidays

[Anonymous No.10044184]

>>10044170
That's almost the definition of exhibitionism.

[Anonymous No.10044193]

>all these anons wanting physical contact but can't do that myself
>always joke about hugging and holding hands but actually extremely embarassed about it

not gonna make it anons..

I just want a 7/10 softie husbando that loves dogs as much as I do and will cosplay with me and can make each other laugh is that too much to ask ;_;

[Anonymous No.10044196]

>>10044193
>>always joke about hugging and holding hands but actually extremely embarassed about it
Cute!

[Anonymous No.10044199]

>>10044178
nayrt but all i want to do is spend my money on dresses u can always buy me another to help me not keep spending all my $$$ uwu

[Anonymous No.10044201]

>>10044193
The absolute state of this post [spoiler]also same[spoiler] I'm currently working on my first ever cos and its going to be kamen rider

[Anonymous No.10044204]

>>10044201
which one? number 1?

[Anonymous No.10044206]

>>10044204
Nope Ex Aid, but I do want to do more riders in the future because i am head over heels for the series

[Anonymous No.10044208]

>>10044193
>7/10

lower your standards, females are known to rate men very harshly on their appearance. So a 7/10 is probably like maybe the top 5% of all men.

[Anonymous No.10044210]

>>10044199
sorry buddy if i cant see some semblance of a sob story it just doesnt flip my switch
if you can make it seem like youre struggling and sad ill hook you up

[Anonymous No.10044211]

>>10044206
>tfw will never have a qt bf to do this cosplay with

[Anonymous No.10044214]

>>10044211
>tfw like riders
>tfw like masked cosplay because im autistic about my face not fitting the character's
>tfw i can't cosplay riders because im also autistic about general bodyshape and there's no 6'4" broad as hell riders that i know of

life would be so much easier if i was mentally capable of just not giving a shit

[Anonymous No.10044215]

>>10044211
BITCH I WOULD LOVE TO DO FOURZE, im excited now

[Anonymous No.10044216]

>>10044214
Just cosplay showa riders, they are all manly as hell

[Anonymous No.10044225]

>>10043125
>tfw i'm dating at least 8 of y'alls ideal boyfriends and one gf

it's 3 different people, though

[Anonymous No.10044227]

>>10044214
Gentaro's actor is like 6'1", which is part of the reason they made Fourze's head pointy, to add a bit of extra height because Seiji Takaiwa is about 4 inches shorter than him.

Anyway even without that nonsense you can be a tall rider if you want!

>>10044215
I've done cosplays of some non-rider characters before but I've never taken the leap into making a full rider suit. I just need someone to go on that journey with me.

[Anonymous No.10044242]

>>10044208
I guess because I never considered myself overly attractive (had anons here say I was 6~7/10) so 7/10 isn't /that/ good looking me, just want somebody who looks pretty good in cosplays doesnt have to be above average handsome

>all these anons loving masked charas and wanting to cosplay riders

p-pls let me hold your hands in cosplay with helmets on...
pic related wanting to cosplay for 2k19 and hold akibareds hand

[Anonymous No.10044243]

>>10044225
I think most people considered monogamous a given.

[Anonymous No.10044246]

What is this Jap Power Rangers shit?

[Anonymous No.10044247]

>>10044242
Girls in general are just a lot prettier than guys because they put a lot more into their appearance. A 7/10 female is probably like the top 30-40% of all girls.

Girls tend to skew guys very negatively in terms of appearance where guys are very balanced in rating girls. Referencing that OKCupid or POF infograph.

[Anonymous No.10044249]

>>10044227
Huh, I wonder why they didn't do something similar for Drive since Shinnosuke's actor is 6'1" too.

>>10044216
Or shit, I just realised Rider 1's "Power Up" form is supposed to be 219cm tall and 219kg heavy so there's that.

[Anonymous No.10044257]

>tfw no Horo to my Lawrence or Miria to my Isaac

[Anonymous No.10044258]

>>10044247
I guess that makes sense I never really thought about it that way

>end of the day don't care about appearance as long as wearing a helmet 80% of the time and has a healthy weight to look good in suit

[Anonymous No.10044259]

>>10044247
What anyone that references that infograph never seems to point out is that on OKCupid, rating someone a 1 or 2 hid their profile and rating them a 4 or 5 sent a notif to them so lots of women used that feature just to hide men's profiles they didn't want to see and very rarely would actually pick 4 or 5 because they didn't want most men contacting them which isn't necessarily about looks.

>>10044249
Drive does have that little spoiler on his head which helps bring his height up a bit. And Fourze could kind of get away with the cone shape because he's a weird space man anyway.

[Anonymous No.10044260]

>>10044257
>Isaac and Miria
>not Jacuzzi and Nice

[Anonymous No.10044262]

>>10044259
Okay but men would have done the same thing no?

[Anonymous No.10044264]

>>10044259
Yeah, the spoiler just didn't hide it that much to me when I was watching. There were numerous moments when I had a small chuckle at Drive shrinking a few inches when he transforms.

[Anonymous No.10044266]

>>10044247
>A 7/10 female is probably like the top 30-40% of all girls
pretty sure this is true by definition

would be interesting to see corresponding data for how girls/guys rate the same sex, especially if female ratings still skew right

[Anonymous No.10044268]

>>10044262
No because men don't get unwanted attention from women on dating sites the same way that women get it from men.

>>10044264
I'll be honest and say I'm not a fan of Drive so I don't even know if I paid enough attention to notice lol.

[Anonymous No.10044270]

>>10044227
I am currently working on Dangerous Zombie from ex aid but for now I am going to do some Base rider stuff like Emu, and Hiiro with the game driver. I'd love to take the leap with someone and do a couples cosplay of riders but I think I'm too tall ;-;

>>10044249
Yeah dude fucking granddad is big as fuck and swole now you can easily do that I'd even help

>>10044268
I actually just finished drive I liked it alot desu, It was a change from fourze with more adult oriented plot

[Anonymous No.10044271]

Jesus, get a room you two.

[Anonymous No.10044272]

>>10044266
Not necessarily true by definition, natural human attractiveness is probably more normal distribution than even amounts of each tier, which would put 68% of women in the 4-7 range, 13.5% each in 2-3 and 8-9 and only 2.1% each would be 1s or 10s.

[Anonymous No.10044273]

>>10044271
>tfw no discord for gullrider fans

[Anonymous No.10044274]

>>10044273
i'll be your rider friend anon!

[Anonymous No.10044276]

>>10044268
Fair, I just fucking loved Drive because I am a big detective nerd (whether private or police) and Kiriko was top cute.

>>10044271
Isn't organising a room for the convention one of the last things we'd need to do? I mean we haven't even started work on the costumes yet.

[Anonymous No.10044277]

>>10044276
Kiriko was legit one of the most useful heroines in the series

[Anonymous No.10044279]

>>10044270
Not too tall! Be a tall rider if you want! Be the one! Be the lights!

I'm glad you enjoyed Drive. I like that they make shows aimed at different kinds of viewers even if some of them aren't my cup of tea. I liked Shinnosuke and Kiriko as characters a lot but I just couldn't get into the show.

[Anonymous No.10044280]

>>10044271
There are at least three of us here. Jeez!

[Anonymous No.10044281]

>>10044274
post discord so u can recc me your fav rider series and we can someday cosplay our fav rider together !!

[Anonymous No.10044287]

>>10044279
>>10044281
We should add each all get together and watch some rider in a group chat
Mach#4628

This is so much fun

[Anonymous No.10044288]

Even though I participated, this thread was a mistake

[Anonymous No.10044289]

>>10044281
not that anon but mine is Baconheart#0762
reccing riders will have to wait until tomorrow, im about to pass out thanks to work

[Anonymous No.10044291]

>>10044272
if you have even intervals over the normal for sure. guess it begs the question of what people believe "7/10" describes since i just assumed it described a percentile

[Anonymous No.10044293]

>>10044287
>>10044289

Added both of you! Wow Watching all together would be adorable and amazing
>discord icon is drinking tea

[Anonymous No.10044294]

>>10044287
>>10044289
Added you both as well!

[Anonymous No.10044304]

>>10043855
In all of the years I've monitored the crossplay threads here no girl has tried to get in contact with anyone there. It's all guys stuck in the same layer of hell and the occasional girl asking how to hide her jugs for ftm.
Either all of the posters like you either aren't serious about wanting to find someone, don't want anyone from here or you're actually guys larping to make other crossplayers happy.

[Anonymous No.10044306]

I love the face that so many rider fans are here

[Anonymous No.10044319]

>been drinking a lot lately to numb feelings, chronic pain, and get through the last of my law finals
>gain weight over holiday season
>been on fast track to fitting every dream dress ever with diet and exercise
>fit newest purchase but not exactly the way I’d like
>”anon have you gained weight” - family member
>drinks more to forget
>remembers that’s what got me here
>mfw is pic related

I’m making a resolution before Christmas to stop this functioning alcoholism gulls. I will beat this. Pls wish me luck.

[Anonymous No.10044324]

>>10043728
Hope this doesn't sound too creepy, but I think I know who you are and I wanted you to know that I admire you and wish that would notice me already senpai

[Anonymous No.10044326]

>a bunch of anime fans made contact near immediately and came off Anon
>as far as we know, PH-kun and Nurse still haven't
I mean I get that the guy is worried over what he thinks might be romantic rejection but I figured at this point he would realize how into him she is.
Still waiting on that romance novel

[Anonymous No.10044329]

>>10044326
What are you talking about anon, what lore is this?

[Anonymous No.10044330]

>>10044306
I'm beginning to think they share a fanbase with HnK.

[Anonymous No.10044331]

>>10044330
God I hope I find some cute KR fans, that is my dream

[Anonymous No.10044332]

>>10044108
>>love cheesy romantic bullshit, dream of being able to act the part of a perfect prince for a princess as cheesy or cringe as that sounds
That's actually very sweet. Hope you can find someone who is good to you soon, anon.

[Anonymous No.10044339]

>>10044329
Someone else answer this gull I'm going to bed

[Anonymous No.10044350]

>>10044329
it’s recent cgl lore
rooting for them

[Anonymous No.10044353]

>>10044350
we'll never hear about them again
this always happens

[Anonymous No.10044356]

>>10044353
We basically get a new ship every other thread.

[Anonymous No.10044359]

>>10044078
A lifetime of social conditioning that builds up into someone who finds being mistreated to be the norm and wants to confirm with the person they're most intimate with that they are scum of the earth. They want to feel like their personal views of themselves are validated, but despite being such a worthless piece of shit, someone still wants them. That even at their worst, there's someone that craves using them like a napkin, crumbling them up, and tossing them into the trash when they're done.

It's the same reason why most women are into being subs.

[Anonymous No.10044364]

>>10044350
>>10044353
Or it's just two dudes engaging in roleplay as people tend to do. This is more likely than anything else.

[Anonymous No.10044369]

>>10044108
>part of a perfect prince
>piano
>romantic
Marry me right now

[Anonymous No.10044380]

>>10043103
>>10043108
>>10043148
>>10043616
That is 4 our of 116 posters. Just curious, how did you transition into CGL? For all the lewds in here the connection really isn't obvious.

[Anonymous No.10044385]

>>10044369
Unfortunately Im not really here for a relationship, just cosplay advice

[Anonymous No.10044388]

>>10044385
What a clit tease.

[Anonymous No.10044390]

>>10044359
>Tfw masochist dom
>Tfw no sadist sub gf

[Anonymous No.10044395]

>>10044268
That's because men find most women to be attractive...Hence my point is still right.

[Anonymous No.10044413]

>>10044326
>I figured at this point he would realize how into him she is.
Hopefully HOPEFULLY he will notice soon. I think they exchange Discords recently so things might be happening outside 4chan(nel).

[Anonymous No.10044417]

>>10044413
I always got the impression he is way more into her than she is him.

[Anonymous No.10044420]

This thread was good

[Anonymous No.10044426]

>>10044380
I'm 2 of these as I stated in the beginning of my second post that I was someone who had already responded.

And there is no "transitioning" to /cgl/. You can be a sex worker and also like wearing j fashion and doing cosplay.

[Anonymous No.10044430]

>>10044390
Sounds perfect

[Anonymous No.10044433]

>>10044417
I had the opposite impression, but whatever as long as they don't leave us out. I want to know every single detail. they just too cute

[Anonymous No.10044437]

>>10044326
What does PH stand for? I don't know the story but maybe she should reach out if she didn't actually reject him

[Anonymous No.10044438]

>tfw your kink interests tend towards sensual, but everyone else seems to want rough

[Anonymous No.10044456]

If the new thread isn't 'gullrider fans unite edition' I'm gonna pretty upset ngl

[Anonymous No.10044459]

>>10044437
Pyramid Head (Silent Hill)

[Anonymous No.10044460]

>>10044390
How...does that work? You like showing dominance by being hurt?
>Claw into my back now, bitch!!! Fuckin slap my face you can guzzling slut.

Is it like power bottom kind of thing?

[Anonymous No.10044470]

>>10044460
>can guzzling

My sides.

[Anonymous No.10044485]

>>10044319
No one's wished you luck yet, so here you go. Good luck, gull.

[Anonymous No.10044504]

>>10043125
affectionate, vulnerable with me, loves to laugh, foreplay all day, giving, brunette, communicates thoughts and feelings well, patient, loves my outfits, loyal and loves me to no end.
I'm very loyal so I want to throw all my eggs into one kind basket.

[Anonymous No.10044508]

>>10044364
Pyramid head joined the faxcgl discord to ask cosplay questions and "confirm he was good enough for her" so at least one of them thinks this can actually go somewhere.
Either that or this is a really big larp.

[Anonymous No.10044574]

>>10044319
Drink as low calorie a drink as you can? La croix + vodka does it for me and nothing to stain if it spills.

[Anonymous No.10044587]

>>10044380
There was no transition for me, I always kept that life away from my personal life. I always had fun with cosplay, but I would never combine the two, it just seems creepy to me.

[Anonymous No.10044629]

>>10044208
that's not true, anon. females are actually more likely to see someone as more attractive than they are if they have good insides. men are the ones that lose their shit for visuals and then get mad when they realize they didn't check the personality.

[Anonymous No.10044660]

>>10043216
doesn't even sound like you're asking much

[Anonymous No.10044697]

>two months into relationship,going well
>discover bf is into the same stuff i'm into
>time to spice it up?
>seemed like a good idea until he insists i wear my "sign that he owns me" daily including in lolita
>yeah no.jpeg
>tried to explain why i don't wanna mix kink stuff with daily stuff (otome mainly)/lolita on top of the fact that it doesn't even match at all
>even try to compromise by saying i can do it but only at home where no one but him can see me
>apparently too hard for his pea brain to understand and i'm being "picky" and "a bad sub"
why must boys be dumb gulls?
Lolita is obviously more important than dick so he'll have to go if he can't understand. I don't want someone unable to respect my life choices.

[Anonymous No.10044719]

>>10044697
Dump
His
Ass

[Anonymous No.10044731]

>>10044697
what a terrible dom.
it's not okay to shame or coerce your partner into things if they've already told you they don't want to do it.

Don't compromise on this. if he doesn't get it reconsider having a sexual relationship with him.
Sounds like he's got a "50 Shades" mentality and has no clue that bdsm relationships are a two-way street.
he's selfish and disrespectful.

[Anonymous No.10044766]

>>10044629
We are going strictly by looks here. And studies suggest that the more physically attractive someone is, the better people perceive their personality.

[Anonymous No.10045055]

>>10043296
... What was the one you didn't match?

[Anonymous No.10045078]

>>10045055
I'm going to take a guess and say the porn.

[Anonymous No.10045208]

>>10045055
>>10045078
You got me. If you're not drinking your way through a math degree at a 70% male school there's only so many options left

[Anonymous No.10046233]

>>10045055
Is it no porn while in the relationship or no porn ever?

[Anonymous No.10046271]

>>10043576
dr simi qlao

[Anonymous No.10046621]

>>10044697
Anyone into kink who doesn't IMMEDIATELY renege when you set a hard boundary is someone you should never, ever engage in any kind of BDSM with. Play is only play when it's consensual. Negotiating boundaries is essential and if he's not respecting something as major as no 24/7, he's not someone you can ever trust to respect a safe word.

Good on you. Link him a BDSM etiquette for dummies page on your way out, but don't stick around.

[Anonymous No.10046909]

>Finally building up my wardrobe
>Have very eclectic taste in lolita
>love sweet
>love gothic
>keep buying pastel dresses but only ever have black shoes/accessories
>none of my headbows match my dresses
>why the fuck did I buy a purple blouse nothing else in my lolita wardrobe is purple

[Anonymous No.10047453]

>>10043436
>work out
Yes.

[Anonymous No.10047781]

>>10043998
Let those cucks line up.

[Anonymous No.10048056]

>>10043442
and also captured
https://gbf.wiki/Lancelot_(Event)
and gay...
https://gbf.wiki/Lancelot_and_Vane

[Anonymous No.10048059]

>>10044078
>why is masochism so common with male anons on this website?
cause they are so desperate, they take anything what they get

[Anonymous No.10048061]

>>10044031
>gay cosplay boudoir calendar
so, man x man, or some woman x woman action?

[Anonymous No.10049286]

>>10043465
get some cabbages, people love those