/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

[Anonymous No.10062523]

Feels thread.

Now with more eating disorders.

[Anonymous No.10062524]

>'Twas the meet before Christmas, and all through the comm
>not a loli was farting, not even your mom
>The bloomers were hung by the chimney with care,
>in hopes that our butts didn't fill them with air

[Anonymous No.10062532]

>>10062524
Awwwww, anon

[Anonymous No.10062533]

>inb4 this one gets removed as well

[Anonymous No.10062539]

Tfw my Love Life group abandoned my ass for a hotter bitch. Now I have to show them up at the idol festival with my new friends.

[Anonymous No.10062551]

>tfw no gf to beat up

[Anonymous No.10062558]

There's a reason why these awful threads get deleted.

[Anonymous No.10062559]

>>10062551
>mfw i am the gf who gets beaten up

[Anonymous No.10062568]

Containment threads are like flytraps. They collect shitposting in order to protect the rest of the board. Somewhere along the line these threads became less traps and more just steaming piles of shit...

I miss being able to vent in my old feels threads.
>My lacemarket seller hasn't messaged me back
>Please, I need it before new years
>Same country shipping can do it
>Still, I'm losing hope
>Mentally preparing myself to save the gift for her birthday instead
>Having friends is hard

[Anonymous No.10062571]

>>10062568
same, guess times a changing

[Anonymous No.10062572]

>tfw someone you know gets a thread on lolcow
>most likely a selfpost since he is a literal "who?" that is delulu about having actual following that isn't bought with his own money
>has a shit ton of milk on him that should be spread in case one of his actual underage autistic fans googles him
>pretty much has to sit on my hands so I won't post anything since he wanks off to any sort of attention he gets

Life is hard when there are people in your former circle of friends are lolcows

[Anonymous No.10062574]

>>10062551
>tfw no gf to beat me up

[Anonymous No.10062579]

Need advice from girls.

How do I convince my cousin to fall in love with me before she grows up?

[Anonymous No.10062584]

>>10062568
If we all just ignore and report the garbage, we can have those threads again.
Did you intent to gift your friend something for New Years?

[Anonymous No.10062587]

>tfw used to go to conventions with gf every year
>we're now broken up so I went without her this year
>tfw I feel absolutely broken over it and refuse to admit it so instead I keep souring my relationships with all of my friends and family.

Relationshits are fucking dumb.

[Anonymous No.10062589]

>>10062523
I'm really fucking high right now and I finally understand what ugly lace looks like.

I finally understand it.

[Anonymous No.10062594]

>>10062524
Blessed comment

[Anonymous No.10062595]

Man I just really love cosplay

[Anonymous No.10062607]

>>10062584
Yeah, it's more or less a belated Christmas gift. I'm the anon who freaked out in the latest thread about buying her brand socks or not. But now that I've hit BIN and have my heart set on it the seller's lack of contact is messing with me. Then again, Christmas is messing with my entire head always.

She's going to give me something too and I'm excited for that.

[Anonymous No.10062612]

>>10062568
ah bloo bloo

[Anonymous No.10062614]

>tfw no black cosplay girlfriend

[Anonymous No.10062615]

>>10062614
Black like she's covered in paint?

[Anonymous No.10062619]

>>10062615
could be, i dont judge

[Anonymous No.10062621]

>>10062524
/thread

[Anonymous No.10062622]

I don't know if it was a good idea or not but I sent an email to my abusive ex outlining everything she did to me and how it's affected me in the vain hope she'll grow a shred of empathy and apologise (and if not, at least I got my feelings out there and can get some level of closure out of sending it)

[Anonymous No.10062628]

I love having long hair for styling purposes. I can do so much with it, and I never get bored of it. I also think having long hair flatters me.

I hate having long hair when I'm trying to wear wigs. My head gets hot and it can be a struggle to get it all into the wig cap.

It surely is a struggle.

[Anonymous No.10062639]

>>10062622
I don't think it's a good idea to contact your abusive ex, you have to cut her out of your live or the pain won't go away

[Anonymous No.10062641]

why does twitter exclusively recommend me costhots? like, not even popular cosplayers that happen to skew costhot because that’s what sells, but girls i’ve never even fucking heard of

[Anonymous No.10062653]

>>10062523
Having Anorexia and Schizoid Personality Disorder sucks. I have to bulk up for my 9S cosplay, 49 Kg on like 180cm is way too low.

I also post here for the microscopic chance that I find a qt gf that is into Asanagi type stuff.

[Anonymous No.10062656]

I got our comm the wrong brand of thong diapers and now I'll be excommunicated unless my little sister agrees to marry the comm daddy when she turns 18. Help.

[Anonymous No.10062658]

>>10062656
You should join my comm

1. I won't be so harsh on you
2. I'll buy the thing diapers
3. Your sister doesn't have to wait until 18 to marry me

[Anonymous No.10062663]

>>10062641
Does Twitter have paid promotion type shit? If so they probably used that.

[Anonymous No.10062664]

>>10062524
blessed. merry christmas

[Anonymous No.10062666]

>Met cute grill at con
>Chilled together twice outside of con and had a fun time both times
I'm scared guys

[Anonymous No.10062667]

>>10062666
Calm down, Satan. Everything's gonna be fine.

[Anonymous No.10062669]

>tfw next con is 8 months away
>too poor to even think about leaving the state
it hurts.
>even if I save money, I wouldn't be able to take my friends with me
I just want to cosplay and hang out with my friends.

[Anonymous No.10062671]

>tfw next con is 8 months away
>too poor to even think about leaving the state
>even if I save money, I wouldn't be able to take my friends with me
it hurts.
I just want to cosplay and hang out with my friends.

[Anonymous No.10062672]

>>10062641
Twitter algorithms are bad

[Anonymous No.10062679]

>>10062653
>asanagi type stuff
talk dirty to me pls

[Anonymous No.10062682]

Looking for an Ultima Online bard to help me make gold. PST.

[Anonymous No.10062684]

>>10062682
Sure thing, I'm also a tamer. Any specific pet you want me to bring?

[Anonymous No.10062686]

>>10062684
I'm good with anything. I have parry and magic resist so I can soak up some good damage if you can crossheal.

[Anonymous No.10062689]

>>10062679
This one time when I was walking through a swamp, I thought I'd some dry ground to step on, but almost immediately sunk hip deep in soupy mud

[Anonymous No.10062695]

>>10062679
How dirty do you need it? Normal dirty talk or hentai standard? Do you want to recreate one of his doujins, without the gore of course?

[Anonymous No.10062699]

>>10062686
sweet, can do!

[god I really miss ultima QQ... haven't played since ~2004 and I played from about '98 on]

[Anonymous No.10062718]

>>10062679
Is it possible to find a girl who's a virgin but still very lewd?

That's the ideal

[Anonymous No.10062719]

>>10062718
Oh and NOT FAT

[Anonymous No.10062720]

>>10062695
hentai standard or somewhere in between. one of my personal favorites is the idolm@s one where the idols get mind broken to the point of enjoying getting punched.

>>10062718
but i am, and now i don't know if i could lose my virginity without getting hit like that chick wearing milky planet in that one manga cgl hates.

[Anonymous No.10062722]

>>10062720
girl (XX)

[Anonymous No.10062723]

>>10062718
well I was a very lewd virgin before I met my bf. now I am lewd non-virgin, and I am still with him. so maybe

[Anonymous No.10062729]

>>10062579
She can see you're an obese, smelly pedo already. Give up and report yourself to the police for possession of child porn.

[Anonymous No.10062730]

I should just get a gf already. This is dumb. Also, how had this thread managed to stay up this long?

[Anonymous No.10062731]

>trying to figure out what to make for ABoston
>made a f a n t a s t i c cosplay for the last con I went to (mostly because I loved the character and put in a lot of work), but I could not pull the character off that well
>been in a post-con rut, no idea what characters I want to do or what characters I can pull off due to this
>facial aesthetics would be 100% on point for Saber Proto, very similar facial features (sharp jaw, fair features, blue eyes, etc)
>but never worked with foam and getting a bit antsy about it
>recently thought about doing Kumagawa from Medaka box even though my face and height would not work for it and my heart flutters a lil bit


AAAAAAAH I just want to get deadset on a SINGLE cosplay to do, why is this so fucking hard? I've read/watched fucktons of anime and manga, I should be able to pull a single recognizable character from all that FFS.

[Anonymous No.10062735]

>>10062718
No, because all of her lewdness is theoretical. She doesn't know what she actually likes. Also, if a girl is a virgin at 20+, there's generally something wrong with her. Or she might have been fat. Both possible. Be cautious, my friend.

[Anonymous No.10062742]

>>10062735
>Also, if a girl is a virgin at 20+, there's generally something wrong with her.
This applies to guys too though. Anyone who's a virgin past 20 is suspect in this day and age.

[Anonymous No.10062746]

real talk, i get immensely turned on when i'm shopping for lolita online. it's kind of an addiction to drop that much money in one go and know i'm going to look cute as hell. at least i have the means to do it i guess.

[Anonymous No.10062749]

I went to my first meet yesterday! And got my first little bo peep comments! I'm happy

[Anonymous No.10062750]

>tfw alcoholic mom
>tfw failed intervention with my three older siblings

[Anonymous No.10062751]

>>10062735
>22
>still a virgin
As long as I have my husbando

[Anonymous No.10062752]

>>10062679
Why are cosplayers always sluts?

[Anonymous No.10062755]

>>10062752
i'm a lolita, try again

[Anonymous No.10062757]

>>10062679
>>10062755
Lolita/Mental patient/molestation victim

[Anonymous No.10062758]

I caused damage to my vagina from engaging in my stupid fetish and now i can't have vaginal sex anymore. I put vomit in my pussy and ass and the acid melted the walls of my vagina and i can't have sex without it hurting. I used to love sexy cosplay, but now i can't stand it anymore knowing that i can never have real sex again. I just dont wanna be reminded.

[Anonymous No.10062759]

>>10062758
God's intervention

[Anonymous No.10062761]

>>10062758
I hope to god you're not telling the truth and just larping.

[Anonymous No.10062762]

>>10062761
Do you really think something like that would prevent her having sex ever again? It's obvious bait.

[Anonymous No.10062764]

>>10062762
It's not that i can't have sex, but i can't do penis in vagina without it hurting. I can do it if i take pain pills but no doctor's will prescribe it cuz of the stupid druggie paranoia and the only ones i have are from the dentist and those wont last.

[Anonymous No.10062765]

>>10062764
On that note, i wanna buy some underground but im worried it might not be pure or might have meth in it or some shit

[Anonymous No.10062766]

>>10062764
Sure thing.

[Anonymous No.10062767]

>>10062764
Find a smaller penis to fuck

[Anonymous No.10062768]

>>10062767
I like my bf penis

[Anonymous No.10062769]

>>10062758
But did you enjoy it at least? Also was it your vomit or someone else's?

[Anonymous No.10062771]

>>10062679
>tfw have shelves of asanagi, shindol and pochi-goya along with some other assorted artist's doujins
>no qt gf to share my degenerate fantasy books with and watch hentai together with and cosplay fun things with

I'm not even ugly or fat, I'm just shy and a little awkward.

[Anonymous No.10062772]

Okay, what the fuck is asanagi? I'm guessing it's not "morning calm (over the ocean)".

[Anonymous No.10062773]

>>10062772
https://nhentai.net/artist/asanagi/

[Anonymous No.10062775]

>>10062524
love it

[Anonymous No.10062776]

Obsessing over sex is so dumb. Why do I keep doing it?

[Anonymous No.10062787]

>>10062755
>>10062757
*roleplaying tranny

[Anonymous No.10062796]

>>10062735
They won't know their values either. I dated a lewd virgin who believed she was monogamous and committed to that when we started dating, then decided she was actually a slut a year in and cheated on me with two guys because one dick wasn't enough.

Never date virgins.

[Anonymous No.10062800]

>>10062796
>>10062735
t. 35 year old roastie

[Anonymous No.10062804]

>>10062699
Check out the UO Outlands server. It's only been out for a month. It's pretty great and averages 1500 players.

[Anonymous No.10062815]

>>10062735
That feel when your 22 and still a virgin and fit this description. I am going to be alone forever.

[Anonymous No.10062821]

If one of you is on Ebay outbidding me erevy two seconds on that moitie choker I want you to know I hope it literally chokes you to death

[Anonymous No.10062822]

>>10062821
all u did was draw more attention to the listing

[Anonymous No.10062823]

>>10062815
Are you fat anon?

[Anonymous No.10062824]

>>10062776
Well what do you want she anon?

[Anonymous No.10062828]

>>10062822
Yes but I'm bitter I've been outbid of my lolita budget for the month so i know I'm not going to get it., as long as she doesn't get it I'm mollified.

[Anonymous No.10062833]

I have a lung infection, so I'm coughing a lot, but I coughed too hard and now there's something wrong with my rib. It hurts when I cough now. I have medicine for the cough, but I can't even do anything for my rib...

[Anonymous No.10062835]

>>10062833
Anon, are you me? I caught the plague from my coworkers so the last few days has been nothing but coughing my lungs out to the point where my ribs are starting to feel "bruised". I just really hope I'm not developing pneumonia smfh

[Anonymous No.10062838]

>Have a friend at work
>Not to be mean but he's Indian, receding hairline, overweight, has an Indian accent, not the most well groomed (not sloppy but not the best) 5 years my senior working the same shitty job as me
>He is a nice guy and can hold a good conversation
>Literal sees a new girl every other week and they're not ugly either, one was a model who dated a professional photographer, another was a ballerina etc
>I'm just so bitter and fuming because I've been told multiple times I'm a good looking guy (white, go to gym, 6'1, I like to keep myself well groomed, I like to think I have a pretty okay face) but I'm so fucking retarded that I cannot tell when girls are flirting and it's only pointed out by friends after the fact and I'm so fucking shy I can't talk to girls that I like because my brain turns into mush
>I'm also scared I'll look like a loser for my weeb interests or a faggot for liking j-fashion

I just wanted to vent. I'm so just bitter about being single but I can't for the life of me get over my girl anxiety and social retardation. I JUST WANT A CUTE GIRL TO CURL UP IN MY LAP AND I CAN PAT THEIR HEAD

[Anonymous No.10062840]

>>10062838
Being a true alpha is casually revealing your powerlevel during the course of getting to know someone and not giving a fuck. I have a huge glass cabinet full of videogame figures at my place and I've had women over who've seen it and I just said "Yeah, I used to collect these. Expensive as fuck."

[Anonymous No.10062845]

>>10062840
I don't care about this 'alpha/beta' phenomenon. I just don't know how to talk to a girl I find pretty to indicate to her that 'Hey, I think you're cute and I'm interested in pursuing possible romantic relations with you.'

[Anonymous No.10062848]

>>10062845
There's no curing autism I'm afraid

[Anonymous No.10062852]

>>10062845
Girls are people, anon. There's no special way you need to talk to us. If you like someone, ask her if she wants to go out for coffee or lunch with you; ideally that gives both of you an opportunity to talk about your interests and maybe bring up an idea for you to meet up again somewhere else.
I don't know what the girls you've met are like but I can tell you that as a daily and lifestyle lolita, guys with a genuine interest in jfash appeal to me. If you're afraid you'll be perceived negatively for it, just frame it differently.
>I have an interest in foreign street fashion, I'm fascinated by the way people express themselves with fashion in their daily lives
or something along these lines.

[Anonymous No.10062853]

>>10062852
I have zero problems talking with girls in normal day-to-day interactions, majority of my workplace is female and I study a female dominated degree. I talk to girls like I would anyone else, although I am a shy person naturally but I can speak. But when my brain decides that it likes a certain one, I just close up immediately and it feels like my head becomes very 'floaty', I cannot speak properly and I become very self-conscious.

I don't know if that's a certain thing, like romance specific anxiety?

[Anonymous No.10062854]

>>10062852
>>10062853
Girls are people. Girls are stupid people who are incredibly materialistic , incapable of appreciating complex things, incapable of valuing a conversation and cannot handle any level of criticism.

Yes. If you're a fucking low-IQ retard whose interests are "fashion, television, cute animals and LGBT issues" then you can get on just fine with women by "just talking to them". Otherwise, you have to completely dumb yourself down and put on an insincere personality just like you would with a child. To talk to women, just pretend you're entertaining a child.

[Anonymous No.10062859]

>>10062852 #
>>10062853 #
Girls are people. Girls are stupid people who are incredibly materialistic , incapable of appreciating complex things, incapable of valuing a conversation and cannot handle any level of criticism.

Yes. If you're a fucking low-IQ retard whose interests are "fashion, television, cute animals and LGBT issues" then you can get on just fine with women by "just talking to them". Otherwise, you have to completely dumb yourself down and put on an insincere personality just like you would with a child. To talk to women, just pretend you're entertaining a child.

[Anonymous No.10062860]

>>10062859
Do you ever get tired of writing the same bait shit on every thread? Are you from pol? Is that where this constant retardation is coming from?

[Anonymous No.10062861]

>>10062859
>>10062854
t. supreme gentleman

[Anonymous No.10062862]

>>10062859
I mean, I am too.

[Anonymous No.10062865]

>>10062860
What's your conspiracy theorist nonsense?

I'm just expressing my honest opinion.

[Anonymous No.10062868]

>>10062860
Don't interact with it, just report and move on. Replying will just further shit up the thread.

[Anonymous No.10062869]

>>10062742
t-thanks

[Anonymous No.10062871]

>>10062868
Demonstrating the ability to take a modicum of criticism.

[Anonymous No.10062874]

How low would you go?

[Anonymous No.10062875]

I have decided to get a "gf" to pet and hug in addition to my bf. Now I only have to find one. As a lolita a lolita gf would be a dream come true but it's not really possible and it seems hard enough to find cute girls fine with my situation. Not to mention I'm really shy and only used to admire girls froma distance silently. I'm also slightly worried I will fall for her too hard and turn into full blown lesbian.

[Anonymous No.10062876]

>>10062874
What are the numbers supposed to represent?

[Anonymous No.10062877]

>>10062875
Dump him.

[Anonymous No.10062878]

>>10062876
Dice rolls. It's a character attractiveness sheet.

[Anonymous No.10062879]

>>10062877
No he is okay with this and it's a decision we both agreed on. There are reasons behind this decision and my love for girls isn't the only one. To add I didn't pressure him into this and he is pushing me to execute this. He has his terms also and I want to respect them no matter what I feel like.

[Anonymous No.10062910]

>>10062523
>Be me
>Get to make very good friends this year that I genuinely cherish for, but have abysmal luck with girls
>Decide to work on cosplay and really try to get into my hobbies this year to help distract myself
>It works for a bit but today it was just one of those days
>Go out to check out stores for fabric for first cos
>Also doing a bit of hunting to see if there's anything on sale for some of my hobbies (I collect merch from certain japanese action shows)
>See a very specific toy on sale at the mall's local otaku store
>Rush over
>Literally brightens up my morning
>Go over to purchase it
>Notice a pin that my ex would've loved for one of her cosplays
>Get emotional enough to ruin mood drop the toy and leave with out even thinking about the sale
>Start to think about alot of the mistakes I made with her when I get home
>Working on cosplay and start tearing up on it
>Fuck it.exe
>Decide to watch some shows to help me calm down and relax

I really shouldn't have let this get to me to be honest, but man sometimes I feel like I didn't do the right thing. I need to move on guys but damn is it hard

[Anonymous No.10062911]

>>10062833
If you think you dislocated your rib (the ball joint popped out of the spine socket) there are exercises to BREATHE it back into place. Lay down with your arms flat on the floor like a horizontal crucification. Then pull one knee up so that it's towards the roof, and twist your hips to let it touch the floor opposite of it's own side. By now your torso will be like a wrung towel, twisted as much as it can, which gives your lungs less space in your ribcage. In that position, take as deep breaths as you can. Then your lung sacks will push at the dislocated rib and nudge it back into shape.

t. Somebody with a cheeky rib which pulls this shit all the time.

[Anonymous No.10062931]

>>10062838
The fact that you think being white makes you attractive is all it takes to explain why girls aren't interested in you.

[Anonymous No.10062932]

>>10062821
I love this pin.
You have to get the Moitie accessories when they first release or shop the Japan sites for them, Anon. Why you on eBay?

[Anonymous No.10062934]

>>10062931
I said that in relativity. It is not new information that in western society that white is considered conventionally the most attractive. I'm not saying it as I'm a fucking pure blonde hair blue eyed aryan master race with an IQ of 200 bow down to be blacky. I'm pointing out that yes, being white in a white society generally means you are considered more attractive than someone who is not white.

Please don't be an SJW.

[Anonymous No.10062939]

>>10062931
It's not enough on its own, but it's undeniably an advantage.

[Anonymous No.10062940]

>>10062874
>only draws 13/14 and up smiling
That's an easy level up for humble looking people

[Anonymous No.10062943]

>>10062878
But 15-16 is more attractive than 17-18.

[Anonymous No.10062964]

>>10062874
3~4 is that level of ugliness that it goes back around to being interesting to look at. Nice if you're into freakshow-tier stuff.

[Anonymous No.10062971]

>>10062943
not to the artist, clearly. personally i think 7-8 is the only one that looks like an actual human woman and i wouldn’t go higher than 13-14

[Anonymous No.10062975]

>>10062838
Okay, not sure what this has to do with /cgl/ but half your problem is that you're bitter about the achievements of others when you should just be concentrating on bettering yourself. So you're tall and go to the gym. So fucking what? You know how many other guys there are that do that and AREN'T bitter fucks with shitty attitudes and can actually hold conversations and aren't socially inept? The answer is a lot. Get your shit together.

[Anonymous No.10062977]

>>10062821
I love this pin, I wanna buy it

sauce pls