/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

[Anonymous No.6331416]

I've been away for some time and I come back to find zero on the cosplay horror stories and their authors. Who remembers Pastel Confections? The Horse Weaboo? The wheelchair stabbing?

If you got Screencaps, post them here. If you got a story to tell, post it.

[Anonymous No.6331439]

>>6331416
OP here. I'd tell mine but my only story was wiped from my drive.

[Anonymous No.6331489]

>>6331439
What was your story about? Can you write it again?

[Nia !!9ULuJn9/+HD No.6331610]

[Nia !!9ULuJn9/+HD No.6331613]

>>6331610
part two

Anyone got caps of when she came on /cgl/? that was great

[Nia !!9ULuJn9/+HD No.6331632]

Lets not forget, this lovely gem.
and thats about it for my caps

[Anonymous No.6331633]

>>6331610
and this is what it's like to be a cosplaying femanon
>dude wants ageplay
one hundred fucking dollars says he's a furry

[Anonymous No.6331648]

>>6331633
Naw man, he was a pedo. The chick's parents had a wine bottle with Kate as a 7 year old on it and he was always picking it up, hugging it and licking it, and pretending to masturbate to it.

It wasn't funny but creepy.

[Anonymous No.6331665]

>>6331613
got the caps!
those are great
1/10

is this kate chick even real? no one can be that fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.6331674]

>>6331671
3/10

[Anonymous No.6331671]

>>6331665

[Anonymous No.6331678]

>>6331674
4/10

[Anonymous No.6331687]

>>6331613

>the "My Body is Ready" guy.

I mean, I shouldn't expect everyone to know who Reggie is, but come ON. Just say "pic related", saying "the [x meme] guy]" is just silly.

With that said it never ceases to amaze me how (crazy) con-goers can stir up boatloads of drama from thin air or just because.

[Anonymous No.6331691]

>>6331489
My girlfriend and I were stalked. I called it Ursula.

[Anonymous No.6331695]

>>6331691
I could write it again but it wouldn't be the same. When I wrote that experience, I was on flu and insomnia medication.

[Anonymous No.6331699]

>>6331687
I knew who he was. I just didn't want to insult Reggie .

[Anonymous No.6331700]

>>6331678
5/10

[Anonymous No.6331706]

>>6331665
Why did I miss this thread? ;____;

[Anonymous No.6331707]

>>6331700
6/10

[Anonymous No.6331709]

>>6331707
7/10

[Anonymous No.6331710]

what the fuck is wrong with you people

[Anonymous No.6331717]

Cosplay. Not even once.
>Be large and angry looking man.
>Sister and sister-in-law wanted to cosplay Catwoman and Cammy.
>I have never been to a "Con", so I wanted to see what all the fuss was about.
>Get over there. Loud, stupid, ugly, fat and smelly children running about.
>Shitty costumes.
>Aspies roaming around in small herds.
>No one making eye contact.
>People standing with their cameras held up as they try to take a picture of my sister(in-law). I actually have to ask them, "Want a picture?" In which they respond with a nervous smile and nod.
>mfw these people are allowed to breed.
>mfw I was not physically intimidated by
ANYONE there.
There was a little girl dressed as Harley Quinn, though. Really high quality costume. Cute as fuck. My sister posed with her and got a picture.

[Anonymous No.6331718]

>>6331710
/cgl/ will always be the no. 1 drama board.

[Anonymous No.6331719]

Yep, she's real. The thread only happened because I dared her to make it.

Everytime some serious shit went down
I.E; being raped, having a miscarriage from the rape
She fucking heard about it somehow, then sent me texts laughing at me.
"I'm glad you had a miscarriage, the world doesn't need another retarded bitch like you."

it ended up with me daring her to make this thread and I guess she did it. I didn't have internet at the time so I'm very thankful for these caps.

[Anonymous No.6331723]

>>6331709
8/10

[Anonymous No.6331729]

>>6331723
9/10

[Anonymous No.6331731]

>>6331729
10/10

[Anonymous No.6331732]

>>6331416
Isn't Pastel Confections the person that redid Luvmonkies/Asherbee's turd brooch?

[Anonymous No.6331736]

And this is why my only friends are cats. They lay on my feet while I take a shit and snuggle with me every night.

Humans pale in comparison.

[Anonymous No.6331739]

>>6331736

[Anonymous No.6331749]

>>6331699
that doesn't even make sense
they're the same person, how would it be insulting reggie if you said he looked like reggie and not the "my body is ready" guy?

[Anonymous No.6331748]

>>6331710

[Anonymous No.6331755]

>>6331749
This guy turned out to be the ultimate dick

>>6331748
fuckin saved

[Anonymous No.6331759]

>>6331632
hey when did that get made into an actual comic? i just remember the 3-4 post story

[Anonymous No.6331763]

>>6331732
I don't know about that. The last story i know out of her was this girl who tagged along with her to a con and mooched off of her telling she got no cash but when they went to disneyland, moocher bought over $200 worth of souvenirs.

[Nia !!9ULuJn9/+HD No.6331765]

>>6331759
I don't know when, but its amazing.

[Nia !!9ULuJn9/+HD No.6331773]

[Anonymous No.6331778]

Super oldfag story here, but remember that insane 'lesbian' couple who brainwashed a guy into being part of their FF7 family and they emotionally abused him for months?

Shit was creepy as fuck. I'm mad I lost the link to the LJ page.

[Nia !!9ULuJn9/+HD No.6331779]

>>6331773

[Anonymous No.6331781]

>>6331778
never fear, fellow oldfag is here
http://www.demon-sushi.com/warning/index2.html

[Elite Knight Armor Guy No.6331784]

>>6331748
i got capped
note sure how to feel about this

[Anonymous No.6331785]

>>6331784
capped as anon no less, only way to feel is like an asshole

[Anonymous No.6331786]

>>6331778
I remember that!

[Anonymous No.6331790]

>>6331781

Thanks. Been wanting to show it to someone.

Man, those were the days. Height of cosfu and crazy weaboo stories everywhere

[Elite Knight Armor Guy No.6331792]

>>6331785
it's funnier that way

[Anonymous No.6331797]

>>6331691
YOU'RE ART? That freaking Asian tech that got stalked by Ursula? The one who's girlfriend got beaten by the very same pig?

I LOVE YOU MAN!

[Nia !!9ULuJn9/+HD No.6331806]

Old news, 5 years ago there was a con where a guy CUT HIS FINGER OFF to accurately cosplay something.
I forget what he was cosplaying, but it was at connecticon.

[Bayonetta !Whip/TdMzQ No.6331889]

>>6331779
What is this? Is this like a weeb rigby series thing? Because if so more please.

[Anonymous No.6332032]

>>6331781

That's terrible and all, and maybe I'm not grasping the concept of being "brainwashed" enough.

But it seems pretty easy to get out of that shit, I mean they aren't threatening you with your life or anything. Hell, that person literally just walked out on them and everything turned out fine.

[Anonymous No.6332534]

this thread is delish. bumping for more.

[Anonymous No.6332604]

my comp is broken so I'm a sad desperate panda looking at cgl from my wii. stories would be nice.

[Anonymous No.6332688]

>>6331717
What is the problem with Aspies? Sure, they're subhuman autistic retards, but cut them some slack for being the mutant nonhuman spergs they are.

[Anonymous No.6332799]

this fucking thread

[Scribbles No.6332847]

I have a few capped (and saved from ED)

[Scribbles No.6332850]

[Scribbles No.6332858]

Old one

[Anonymous No.6332862]

>>6332850
That's so readable.

[Scribbles No.6332868]

>>6332858
>>6332850
>>6332847

Shitty resolution. Can be found on this page under "Horror Stories"
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Weeaboo

[Anonymous No.6332879]

Screencaps, eh?
Ladies, your drama is the only reason I com here. That, and to get drunk, look at bad cosplay and experience fradenschame.
Let's open up the folder for horror and see what inside shall we? How about we start with fae vampires and impromptu blood transfusions, hmmm?

[Anonymous No.6332884]

>>6331691
These?

[Anonymous No.6332888]

>>6332850

[Anonymous No.6332889]

>>6332884

[Anonymous No.6332896]

>>6332850
>>6332858
>illegible.jpg

Luckily you are namefag, so I can mentally file you as a colossal moron for future reference.

[Anonymous No.6332899]

[Anonymous No.6332902]

>>6332879
In normal circumstances, a story about underage lesbians mixed with Sailor Moon and school showers would get my manual steering column harder than a crate full of My Chemical Romance albums, but the inclusion of period blood and desperation into the mix spoils the image. Never again will I see Sailor Neptune without thinking about menstruation. Thanks, /cgl/.

[Anonymous No.6332914]

>>6332899
Bitch, you just stole my image. If I were a normal human being I'd shrug it off and rationalize it as a harmless mistake, as well as thank you for posting such an excellent sotry.

But this is /cgl/, crudges over stupid shit are the rule. Hence, if I knew where you lived, I'd come round and cut you up, bitchtits - just like one weeaboo did to this poor anon.

[Anonymous No.6332932]

>>6332914
Crudges? Sorry, my incoherent rage at being outposted by a minute made me smash my keyboard to pieces while typing. I meant grudges - and yes, I still have one. Never stop looking behind your shoulder. That poorly dressed Kenshiro cosplayer screaming blue murder about posting limits will one day catch up to you.

Now that I'm sufficiently calm after a shot of high alcohol proof vodka - which I thoroughly suggest any cosplayer drinks if visiting their local convention - we move on to our next story. Almost raped is a terrible crime that happens to 100% of all women. A glance, a wolf whistle, even a simple hello all constitute violations on your sexual goddess by the over bearing patriarchy. Thanks to this horror story, we can all share in this hilarious activity first hand.

[Anonymous No.6332954]

>>6332932
/cgl/ regularly discuses Homestuck. As someone who enjoys the finer things in life - Mad Dog 20/20, sniffing petrol, watching Moetan - such a 'show' is beneath me. Thanks to this story, which involves cripples and dead girlfriends, I'm glad I dodged a bullet by avoiding it entirely. I mean, I may dress like a hobo and leer at women at the bus stop for shit and giggles, but at least I'm not a super crazy fangirl.

[Anonymous No.6332959]

>>6332932

B-but anon, stealing is the highest form of flattery!

Here's another stolen image.

[Anonymous No.6332971]

>>6332914
and this is why you avoid the otaku crazies in high school

[Anonymous No.6332973]

anyone have the link to that 2chan story translated? it was called denki or something
the guy used this expression a lot
(´･ω･`)

[Anonymous No.6332974]

>>6332959

[Anonymous No.6332980]

>>6332954
I don't know what it is with gay men and female cosplayers. For some reason, being attracted to having a man guide his rocket into your anus and goosh goosh goosh till he's blue in the face, gets the opposite sex, particularly if they enjoy anime, to get their meatsuit all wet. This is a very strange evolutionary development I have to say, and I think it's scientific proof that nature wishes to eradicate weeaboos from the gene pool.

It may just be a particualr sub section of gay man that such girls like, particularly gay men who aren't gay - a rare category indeed. For example, I was delighted after one con to meet such a girl who professed to love gay porn. As a connoisseur of such material, I showed her my most prized video - Hardc0re Hairy Daddies v. XXI - Tw!nk Attack - but for some reason it made her run away screaming.

Anyway, here's a story about one such girl - Rock Chan. This particular tale gives all cosplayers a profound and helpful message that we should all keep to - if you're going to go to a con, don't bring faggots.

[Anonymous No.6333000]

>>6332914
>>6332971
oh, and also why you learn self defense techniques.
if crazy bitch was just holding a razor and your hand, there's a few ways to break her arm or shatter her elbow

[Anonymous No.6333005]

>>6332973
You want some Denko eh (´･ω･`)? If you supply your email address to me I'll happily send you 600 copies of the story, no trouble. nah, just kidding you, here you go -
http://vgperson.tumblr.com/post/21533650696/help-the-girl-i-like-wont-respond-to-my-emails
Seriously, though, let's go get a Terriyaki burger.

>>6332959
If it's flattery, then it's cool with me. Last time I was flattered was when I was at my pub's urinal and the old man next to me said I had a huge wang. Really made my day that.

[Anonymous No.6333010]

>>6333005
u da best, i've been wanting to show that to my friends but i forgot what it was called

[Anonymous No.6333019]

>>6333005
Where was I? Oh yes - period blood. "What's the deal with periods, huh?!" the inner Seinfield screams at me. Seriously, though, it comes up in a hell of a lot of cosplay stories. As do cripples - but only if the're cute cripples, or not seriously deformed. Disability is something that's only charming to a certain point, after which it gets old real quick.

[Anonymous No.6333056]

>>6333019
In addition to menstruation and cripples, crazy lesbian stalkers seem to be the 3rd most common cause of angst for seagulls. This isn't quite up there with Sailor Moon mind rape, but it's close. Honestly, it seems for every poster /cgl/, there exists an infatuated, slightly girl, just ready to move in during Winter Break and give you homoerotic looks. Can the word homoerotic be used as an adjective? I say it can, and if you disagree, I'll come on over and stare at you homoerotically.

[Anonymous No.6333088]

>>6333056
Asian men tend to attract a lot of female cosplayer's attentions. This is strange to me as it is seeing /v/ similarly cry over their lack of an Asian girlfriend. What the attraction is, I don't know, but one of the trips on /pol/ was kind enough to explain to me that it was all part of the brainwashing that goes on on PBS, and how race mixing is being encouraged to dilute the purity and strength of the white man. he even showed me some figures to back it up. "Remember" he said to me, "if we ever end up in a FEMA camp, just say the secret catchphrase (it's 'Ron Paul 2012' for all you curious seagulls) and we'll smuggle you out to the Northwest Frontier". What a helpful man.

Sometimes the infatuation with Asians can get to far. Yellow fever is one of the leading causes of loneliness and insanity in women - remember to take your daily dose of Caucasian to remedy it!

[Anonymous No.6333110]

>>6331632
I used to cosplay, till I took a hambeast to the knee...

[Anonymous No.6333114]

>>6333088
If there's one thing that /cgl/ can not be accused of, it's inconsistency. In everything from daily husbando threads, to bitching about some slight on Tumblr, or even in horror cospaly stories, you can be sure that /cgl/ won't deviate from the same old formulas. What? You thought all those lolita costume threads were different!? HA!

I know what you're saying. "Another crazy lesbian stories? You expect me to read that?!". Well suck it up - this ones actually pretty good. Or bad, depending on how you view these sort of things.

[Anonymous No.6333131]

>>6333110
I used to post comments like those, till I took a fucking fist to the windpipe. Let that be a lesson for you.

>>6333114
Like one of /cgl/'s octogenarian sugardadies bank accounts, I'm slowly emptying out my store of cosplay stories. I still have a few dozen, but there mainly along the line of almost raped or lesbian stalkers. I never thought those two topics would get boring, but they have. Just like my love of anime, this place has successfully poisoned those interests.

So here's the last post. It's a happy story, actually, courtesy of a visitor from /co/. Those folks are so nice. Which is surprising, cnsidering that, prior to the 'GEEK IS CHIC XD' wave, reading comics openly was tantamount to LARPing a very real example of Persona. How do those /co/mrades get away with that transformation looking great? Probably because of people like this.

I bid you good night /cgl/. Adieu.

[Anonymous No.6333139]

[Anonymous No.6333144]

>>6333139
Comic version.

[Anonymous No.6333168]

>>6333144
this needs to be a webcomic series
literally just visualizations of convention horror stories

[Anonymous No.6333189]

>>6333168
I agree 100%. The comic versions are absolutely hilarious and I need to see a lot more.

[Anonymous No.6333317]

>>6333110

[Anonymous No.6333381]

>>6331665
Oh, I remember seeing this thread, but I had no idea what it was for 'cause I hadn't seen the cap with the story behind it yet.

[Anonymous No.6333535]

>>6333114
ahhhh /fit/ came in and saved the day. Just as it should be

[Nia !!9ULuJn9/+HD No.6333537]

>>6333381
Its funny as fuck if you know the story

[Anonymous No.6333650]

>>6332889
>>6332884
Yep! Thanks. Wow! Surprised someone actually screen capped it.

I'm on-leave from work till tuesday and I've found I've regressed to a 10 yrs. old begging for stories. These are so much entertaining than TV.

[Anonymous No.6333697]

>>6332032
That's the idea of brainwashing someone. It ease's into a progressive state, where the person gets so used to what's happening to them, they feel it's the norm. They don't realize just how messed up the things happening to them are, and allow it all. That's why when people are in abusive situations and their friends tell them what's going on, they get confused (especially with emotional abuse) because 'what are you talking about? It's not that big of a deal, that's normal!'

[Anonymous No.6334153]

bumping for more!

[Anonymous No.6334195]

>>6331806
Any more information about the finger cutting man?

[Anonymous No.6334206]

>>6331632
>>6333144
these are fucking fantastic. please tell me there are more. please.

[Anonymous No.6334576]

These are all disturbing.

[Anonymous No.6335343]

>>6332980
>As a connoisseur of such material, I showed her my most prized video - Hardc0re Hairy Daddies v. XXI - Tw!nk Attack - but for some reason it made her run away screaming.

Ah, reminds me of the story about that christian girl who trashed all of her yaoi-material after an ano told her that there's poop in the butt.

[Anonymous No.6335529]

>At a con
>Not even in cosplay, just walking around the dealers room
>Stroll over to a wig booth, casually looking at the display wigs
>Suddenly, someone grabs my hair and yanks me to the side
>I fall off balance
>Hear someone screaming "A WIG LIKE THIS GIRL'S HAIR!!!!!"
>She lets go of my hair and I fall on my head on the hard concrete
>Find myself under the shadow of the 350 pound menace that grabbed my hair
>Friend alerts con security
>Get her ass kicked out

[Anonymous No.6335538]

Does anyone have the Horse Weeaboo story?

[Anonymous No.6335777]

>>6331699
reggies a fuckin dick anyway, why wouldnt you want to insult him

>inb4 stfu angry mother series fan

[Anonymous No.6336171]

oh god the wheelchair stabbing

I lost faith in humanity that day

I regret not screencapping it...

[Anonymous No.6336285]

>>6331773
>>6333144
>>6331632
I think this was for a fake story or a game, but it's sort of relevant to those

[Anonymous No.6339038]

It sucks for those people but I sure do love hearing these horror stories

[Anonymous No.6339506]

>>6335538
Is it about the Weaboo who "Adopts" stray,left by the side of the road horses. Puts them in a pen, gives rotten hay, and leaves them for days?

Or it the one who was obsessed with ponies?

[Anonymous No.6339543]

My friend told me about his incident with a weeb a while ago. It ended quite nicely though. The details might be a bit off since this isn't my story, but, well.

He didn't quite know everyone in the group he traveled and roomed with, only met half of them, and one of the girls... Well, she looked quite innocent at first, a bit chubby and badly dyed hair and Hot Topic clothes and cat ears but nothing too bad, right?

After one day of knowing my friend, she decided that she's in love with him. Her "friends" (there was something about someones family knowing her family and junk) dumped her pretty much as soon as they could and she just latched onto him. He's too much of a softie to just tell her to go away, but she took this as a mutual interest. And she was determined to get with him.

Then she followed him around pretty much all of day 2 as well - including photoshoots, just standing there awkwardly waving and cheering and watching him and his friends take pictures. She got worse as the day progressed too, even flashed her panties to him at one point. Which were stained. Ew. When the time for the rave came around, she STILL followed him around and had became very clingy and aggressive towards any girls who talked to him. That's when he snapped and told her that his girlfriend was probably around here somewhere and to get lost. This was not a good idea.

[Anonymous No.6339545]

>>6339543
>"Girlfriend, you never told me you had a girlfriend! You're lying!"
>"No, she just couldn't make it here before, she's somewhere at the rave!"

He had hoped that it'd get her to stop, but that didn't work at all. She started hitting him and screaming and crying and he just hurried off trying to figure out how to solve this mess and she ran after him yelling in japanese.

That's when he spotted this girl, who looked nice enough and he took a huge risk and rushed over to her.
>"Please help me can you please pretend to be my girlfriend I'm being harassed help I'm sorry"
The girl just fucking stares at him for a moment and then sees the angry mess behind him.
>"Where the hell have you been? I've been looking for you for an hour!"
And she fucking kisses him. And the weebgirl gets super pissed and runs off.

>Chick turns out to be a lesbian but she's really cool and so is her girlfriend
>He tells them the story
>They end up good friends
>Weebgirl gets thrown out going on a rampage and breaking things
>The End

[Anonymous No.6339568]

>>6339545
Nice ending, yay

[Anonymous No.6339637]

>>6331632
Glorious. That's my favorite con story, but is there a larger version? It's kinda hard to read some of it.

[Anonymous No.6343233]

MORE!!!

[Anonymous No.6346711]

Come on guys! Share the love!

[Anonymous No.6346739]

>>6331633
Seriously? No wonder you femanons think every dude's a creeper. You gals have terrible luck.

[Anonymous No.6346746]

>>6331719
Good Lord... that cruelty. Just, just no.

[Anonymous No.6346774]

>>6332914
0_0

I had thought that most of these stories were fake. I've never met people this crazy. I mean, I'm even friends with weeaboos and an Autistic fat guy, but... man.

Are my friends the golden examples of their class? Are they the exceptions? I don't even...

[Anonymous No.6346816]

Where's the story about the guy and the high school lock in? A girl tried to rape his flaccid penis. I want that storyyy

[Anonymous No.6349740]

bump

[Anonymous No.6350003]

I don't have the school story! But I do have some of PastelConfection's
Can't remember the order they go in sorry

[Anonymous No.6350006]

>>6350003

[Anonymous No.6350015]

>>6350003
Ooh! The Bethany story! I remember this from last year.

The best stories are from last year. This year's crop fell exaggerated.

[Anonymous No.6350019]

>>6350015
>felt exaggerated

stupid sausage fingers

[PastelConfections !!ejua3rxYLfa No.6350706]

I miss the old threads. Not a lot of good stories this year.

[Anonymous No.6350756]

>>6350706

Why don't you fix that and post something new?

[PastelConfections !!ejua3rxYLfa No.6350793]

>>6350756

I don't really have anything new, sadly. Hence the reason you don't see me post here as often as I used to. This year has been really uneventful for me as far as horror stories go.