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6841867 No.6841867 [Reply] [Original]

Did the fucking janitor seriously just delete the weeaboo horror stories thread?

>> No.6841872

looks like it

>> No.6841873

Yes, yes he did. Just as I was writing my story

>> No.6841874

Looks like it. I wasn't finished reading and the whole thing just 404'd

Are we not allowed remotely entertaining threads anymore?

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Well, let's get it started again!

>> No.6841881

I hope the person with the screencaps will repost them. They make my day.

I already posted once long ago about the time a sort of tubby and notably odorous weeb licked my face. Not just like a little one, either. The whole tongue. My entire cheek was wet.

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Yui dramu

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>>6841881
Yeah. I had just got in that thread right before it got deleted. I had only tabbed two stories before it 404d. Dammit all! There were some new stories I hadn't read on there!

>> No.6841888

>>6841881
>My entire cheek was wet.

Not just your cheek, I'll bet.

>> No.6841891

I was in the middle of reading that, got 404d just before I got to the one with a dog abuse warning.

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>>6841867
Typical /jp/er

>> No.6841893

And this is what Rbt archive is for.

>> No.6841901

>>6841881

I'm actually the OP and I'm absolutely furious. I spent over an hour posting those 54 files, and sorry to say I'm not going to bother posting them again.

The janitor is a fucking ass, but here's a link to the thread with all the stories I posted.

http://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/cgl/thread/6841389

>> No.6841908

>>6841901
Thank you!

>> No.6841911

>>6841901
>I'm actually the OP and I'm absolutely furious. I spent over an hour posting those 54 files

Tell us more, please. We're just dying to hear it.

>> No.6841916

>>6841911

No you're not, you don't care at all.
You're just being sarcastic to hurt my feelings :__;

/cgl/, anta wa aho da yo!

>> No.6841918

>>6841911
Janitor detected.

>> No.6841920

>>6841901
Hell yes, my evening is saved

>> No.6841922

>>6841916
>No you're not, you don't care at all.
>You're just being sarcastic to hurt my feelings :__;

No, seriously, I'm dying to hear more. Please tell me how shitty your day was, I'm on the edge of my seat.

>>6841918

It was I, you fools! The one you trusted wasn't JNig at all! And all this time I've been wearing store bought costumes!

>> No.6841926

>>6841922

My day wasn't shitty, my 10 pack of Crest professional whitening strips arrived just in time for my dental appointment n the 28th.
I'm having a white filling put in one of my front teeth and I need to make my teeth very white so they match the filling to my tooths colour. If they get the filling too dark and I decide to whiten my teeth in the future I'll end up with a funky looking dark patch :3

>> No.6841929

Anyway, this is my collection of short greentexts regarding events that could be called a weeaboo horror stories (I'd sure call it that).
It all started here:
>Be 16 (at time) and a real loner in new school
>just read manga and novels in the school library to pass the time
>one day decide to read chobits
>hear a high pitched squee from across the room and a girl with uncut uber long hair runs over
>"Uwaaahhh! Is that chobits!?" She exclaimed in a high pitched, almost venusangelic-like voice
>She hugs me and asks if we can hang out
>I take offer, as I am in need of a new friend
Months later we are still friends, and infact, quite close. I managed to endure her weeaboo ways, while enjoying watching some good anime with her. In these later months she gained an obsession with me.
>I began watching Macross Frontier, mention it to her, she's hooked as expected
>meet up with her the next day and she's dressed in some shitty attempt at one of Sheryl Nome's outfits, corset and purple skirt etc.
>She speaks of how I am like Ranka and continues to say they make a good yuri pairing
>She starts trying to get me to touch her grubby breasts that are awkwardly pushed up in a cheap old corset
>Pull hand away and dismiss it
>Later on, sleepover at her house (why)
>Watch some Macross Frontier and other anime
>Head to bed
>Wake up to the shock of her jumping on top of me and crushing my pelvis, while sliding her hand down my trousers
>She whispers "Kaito-kuuuunnn....Aishiteru" and instantly I push her hand away and attempt to hide myself under her rolls of fat
>I tell her to go away or I'll never speak to her again
>She obviously backs away and apologises, saying it will never happen again.

>> No.6841930

>>6841926

Please continue! What colour underwear are you wearing? What's your bra size? Is your vagina an innie or an outtie?

>> No.6841934

>>6841930
I don't think you realize that nobody cares that you don't care.

Well, at least we think you don't, but we're really not sure since you keep coming back to this thread.

>> No.6841938

>>6841934
>I don't think you realize that nobody cares that you don't care

No, you don't realise how much I care. I care too much, that's my ex said. Bitch.

>> No.6841946

>>6841938
u so funneh lol u troll me so gewd

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>>6841929
It doesn't happen again, so I continue to be her friend. Gain more friends overtime, one of them becomes my boyfriend, which also likes anime.
>Sleepover at her's again.
>She shows me all her drawings of me and her, says im free to look as she goes off to shower.
>Find book with drawings of my boyfriend and her all over it, basically her hentai book
>She comes back in after the shower to hear me calling my boyfriend and wishing him a goodnight
>Death stare from her, and I awkwardly end the call and put my phone away
>She puts School Days on the computer for us to watch (we had yet to finish it)
>Finishes the final episode, she goes on about how she is like Kotonoha, while suddenly changing her voice to a soft tone like the character's.
>Head to bed, and once again woken to see her
>She is looking down on me with some kind of stare that resembles (uh...see image but mixed with angry) Yuno Gasai.
>She pulls out a knife from behind her and says something in japanese then says "I deserve A-kun more than you ever will, he loves me, he just can't admit it."
>I get up to run but she pushes her fat body against me and tells me to "just...die."
>I snap out of my shocked state and punch her in the stomach
>Surprisingly, she reacts and backs away
>head to the door with my stuff
>wake my boyfriend up, explaining what happened and he drives straight to her house to pick me up.
Had enough of her. Now I have a part-time job in gamestop. She visits every day, sometimes in Yuno cosplay and just wanders around aimlessly for around an hour, occasionally staring at me.

>> No.6841960

>>6841951

I'm sure that actually happened.

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>>6841960

>> No.6841968

>>6841951

holy shit, did that actually happen?

what was the fallout like?

>> No.6841970

>>6841951
...so are you a girl or a guy?

She called you kun but mentioned yuri so I'm confused.

>> No.6841974

>>6841968
I explained to her that I didn't want to be her friend anymore, she replied with insults and eventually I blocked her. We avoided each other in school, but she'd occasionally push herself into me to get my attention. Avoided at all costs.

>> No.6841979

>>6841970
She called me kun, and I am a girl.

>> No.6841981

>Be me
>Be going to a con
>Staying with a friend and a few people I don't know too well
>One of them, Miku-chan, is a small whale with a Miku wig
>Wig is actually in decent shape and pretty good as far as Miku wigs go
>Compliment her on her wig
>"This is my real hair"
>u wot m8
>It's thursday so we go to the pool for a quick dip
>Miku-chan has one of those "shimapan bikinis" but she had to make it, probably because of her size, it's not Miku teal and it's poorly sewn, unhemmed, about to slip off at any moment and the blue is painted on with puff paint which is cracking
>you can see her pubes poking out of her bikini bottoms
>she's not too bad for the rest of the con
>just annoying and makes up a lot of lies
>"I was born in Japan"
>"my bf is an up and coming aidoru in nippon"
>"my grandpa is japanese"
>etc etc

>> No.6841986

>>6841979
Ah, haha. That's so silly.

Silly weabs and their poor grasp of Japanese.

>> No.6841987

>>6841979
kun and chan are interchangeable though...

>> No.6842008

>>6841987
But the -kun suffix is masculine, so that's what caused a lot of confusion.

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>>6841981
>handmade shitty "swimsuit"
>puffy paint

NO. I can't imagine it. I won't. That's pig disgusting shit right there.

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I'm sure it was a mistake. I'll repost all the images from the last thread.

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>>6841981
...what con was it?

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>> No.6842129

>>6842115
>ginsengteacat
What ever happened to her?

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>> No.6842132

>>6842115
is this that neko girl who is convinced she can become Japanese through plastic surgery?

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>>6842131
animageforants.jpg

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>>6842095
a pretty small midwest con. not gonna say for security reasons

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>> No.6842200

>>6841951
>Now I have a part-time job in gamestop. She visits every day, sometimes in Yuno cosplay and just wanders around aimlessly for around an hour, occasionally staring at me.
Oh god what the fuck. Why do I find that kind of funny?

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Last one

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>>6842208
>>6842115

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I think this counts.

>> No.6842241

>>6842132

Yep, she was convinced she could become a gay Japanese boy via surgery and that Japan wouldn't be able to tell her from any other gay Japanese boy and accept her completely.

>>6842129

Dunno. Go ask /lgbt/, she's more relevant there now.

>> No.6842242

>>6842239
So classy.

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>>6842239

This too.

>> No.6842246

>>6842152

Oh my god. I hope N's parents did something about her stomping on that poor girl's parakeet....

>> No.6842256

>>6841867
I couldn't tell what Kogasa was doing in this picture, then I looked it up on the archive and it turns out she's holding an umbrella.

>> No.6842274

>>6842246
I hope they crushed her legs with a sledgehammer and plunged needles into her eyes.

Speaking of animal cruelty, why hasn't anyone posted the Ursula story? You know, the one with the ribbon and the cat?

>> No.6842275

>>6842239
As disgusting as that story was, it was also oddly and hilariously satisfying.

>> No.6842301

>>6842274
That and the story about that poor puppy who got raped by her furry owner.

>> No.6842312

>>6842301
Actually, I think that one was posted, it's >>6842165.

>> No.6842314

>>6842312
Oh, okay. Haha, wow, I think I need a new prescription.

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>>6842208

>> No.6842363

>>6842208

Where is this bitch's ED page?

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>>6842208

>> No.6842387

>>6842208
This has to be a joke. Please tell me this was found out to be a joke later on.

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>>6842208
I...I...this is beautiful.

>> No.6842492

>>6842219
>all I remember is "FOOOOOAM"
Dear Gog! Not that fucking video!
http://youtu.be/VjQ7buw_4zE

>> No.6842712

oh man this shit is gold

>> No.6842810

>>6841951
>FUCKING GAMESTOP

>> No.6842856

>>6842194
I can't hep but see her as a yandere imouto type of bitch when she confuse oni with fucking onii-chan.

Oh god I'm dying.

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>> No.6842947

>>6842113
Damn. bitch needs to be slapped with an injuction.

>> No.6842949

>>6842165
that's just... wow that's sick

>> No.6842950

>>6842239
This is so fucking funny to me for some reason

>> No.6842984

Well guess I can tell that story.
Before I start, I want you reader to know I enjoy mangas and animes. I do not despise anything and I have respect for good cosplayers (but I do not cosplay myself, it's already a pain around here to have clothes my size (6'8''))
But here's the story of a friend who went downhill.

>Make it to college
>2 of my friends go live together
>I do the ride to college with a friend of mine every morning instead
>spend extra times with 2 other friends who live in that city (my lift always finished at 6p,, I often finished at 2, or 4 in the afternoon)
>One of them was a huge anime fan. But did nothing to hide it.
>Litteraly, he couldn't separate school, professionnal and anime.
>Deal with the fact he's like that. He's roommate is more of a friend to me anyway.
>Visit often, nothing to report.
>At one point friend left school and we're past the limit date to cancel the semester
>This gon' be bad

cont.

>> No.6842989

>>6842984
>(Let's call him D) His family give him money because it's important to focus on school
>Guy get expelled from college for the 3rd time and is now out of school
>His family think he's still doing it
>He spend all the money on decorative katanas and anime stuffs such as Angel Beat cup and whatnot.

>At one point one of my best friend (whom I know since we are 5yo) get fed up with this Let's call him M.
>M ain't into anything anime, so for him it was disgusting the moment it began turning into ''I have nothing else to discuss than anime
>M tells him ''How about you stop spending money on that crap. Is it really that usefull for you?''
>D feel like shit, have a realisation
>Tell him he's right. That he was seriously thinking about it.
>That he was about to stop

>Fast forward 6 months
>M end natural science
>He's moving to my city
>I ask news about the gang
>When it comes to D, he said ''Well it ain't worked, he's still unemployed.''

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>>6842989
>M add ''Last time I saw him, he showed me his latest shit he bought. He'll never learn.''
>We stop carring there

>At one point I receive a message from D saying ''Hey long time no see! Come see me anytime you pass by!''
>''Sure.'' do I reply, being way too busy to go to his city just for that.
>Ask M if he received news from our lord and savior D, for I did accept him into my life and shit.
>M says he paid him a visit
>That he was sitting on D's bed while D was on computer
>He said and I quote ''As I was stretching, my hand reached something fluffy, so I turned around to see...you know those huge pillow with a naked animu girl on it?''
>I reply yes. We laugh at the situation. This was the last visit of him

>He now apparently goes to conventions and work in a glorious nippon sushi restaurant
>Conventions with a full metal alchemist fullset brought via ebay.
>with his round and full of acne face

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>>6842984

>6'8"

Please don't eat me.

>> No.6843025

>>6842995

Oh dear.
I once got became lost in life, and with no direction to go I began spending ridiculous amounts of money on stuff I didn't need. Once I had the thing I wanted I was already looking at the next thing I wanted in my possession.
It wasn't until I moved into my own place, carrying all the boxes and setting every thing out, that I realized that all this stuff was controlling me, and that in the future I wasn't always going to be able to take everything with me, that it was just weighing me down.

Since then I've sold off/donated over half of my possessions, have enrolled back in college for the September, am taking a Japanese spoken and written language course and have picked up the language surprisingly well.

It's nice feeling like you have a purpose and direction in life. All that money wasted though.... eurghhh....

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>>6842219
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>>6842230
ohh maw gawd

>> No.6843098

Well theres one I have. Not so much of a horror story, but really one about preventative measures and dodging a bullet.
>Our first real cosplay at a con, we usually just go normal because of social anxiety on both our parts, bestfriend way more so.
>My best friend and I (female, and myself, male) decide to do princess tutu.
>It was starting to get big at the time, so she went as Ru and I went as Fakir.
>She is easily a universal 10/10, I am 8-9/10 (I give no shits if anyone believes on an anonymous board), so people are taking lots of pictures.
>We smile, but very edgy and paronoid
>We hear the call of the whales, it sounds like "KAWIIIIIIIIIII~"
>The ground is shaking, people are dodgeing out of the way, my senses are tingling.
>My best friend screams. I'm very protective of her (shes biologically frail, no bone mass).
>Without even trying (no really, I tried not to), my 9 years of teaching martial arts explodes. My foot lashes out and catches the wild glomp beast mid air.
>It took effort, but my leg managed to move the mass of center from my best friend.
>Coughing and wheezing, this 200+lbs animal neckbeard weeb crumples.
>Security lets us know theres no problem with us, the weeb has been told many times already to stop molesting people and tackling people.
>Hes escorted out.
He really would have broken her bones. The crowd let us know that guy was trouble afterwards because I seriously felt horrible.

>> No.6843101

>>6843098
>she's a universal 10/10
>best friend

So why haven't you asked her out yet, anon?

>> No.6843104

>>6843101
We have, plenty of times. And we bump nasty often. Trust me, it is a HUGE soap opera if I were to explain the details. So heres the short end: We are too deep into our current place holder relationships to hold up a middle finger and run away together.
Trust me, long story.

>> No.6843107

>>6843104
Damn. That's a love story if I've ever heard one. I'm sorry.

>> No.6843114

>>6842148
this is actually pretty sweet, how is this horror?

>> No.6843130

>>6843114
Sweet? It's devastating that people feel that way about other human beings.

>> No.6843131

>>6843130
Not everyone is a social whore like you are anon.

>> No.6843135

>>6843025
See? You became something.
Here we have 3 chances with school.
You fail hard once? Contract that state if you fail half your class next semester you are out for a semester.
When you come back, you have to sign another contract. If you fail half your classes again, you're out for 3 years.
The guy just lined them and was out in less than a year and a half.

>> No.6843138

>>6843131
What are you talking about?

>> No.6843141

>>6843138
>>6843131
No, what are you TWO talking about.
The guy was a social akward, just couldn't handle a situation he didn't expect to happen.
Broke down.
Was threaten in a helpfull manner.

Not everyone would've done that, some peoples would've probably went ''WELL FUCK YOU TOO!'' and throw him out. Thus making his experience a hundred time more miserable.

>> No.6843152

>>6843141
>Was threaten in a helpfull manner.
Wut?

Also I was getting at the fact that he still seems to be really sad. Everyone on /jp/ hates all of humanity.

>> No.6843154

>>6843141

You know according to the rules of English grammar you cannot begin a new sentence using the word "thus", it can only come after a period.

My Nazism aside, I can't figure out what the fuck your post is supposed to be expressing.

>> No.6843156

>>6843154
>it can only come after a period.
What?


What the fuck is happening?

>> No.6843157

>>6843154
>You know according to the rules of English grammar you cannot begin a new sentence using the word "thus"
Thanks. Learning more everyday about english grammar can't be a bad thing for a frenchfag like myself

> I can't figure out what the fuck your post is supposed to be expressing.
Well I don't know anymore seeing how
>>6843152
so you were refering to /jp/... Welp my bad. Though you two were arguing about the guy himself.

>> No.6843162

>>6843157
That post comes from /jp/ though is the thing.

>> No.6843163

>>6843157

Ah, I didn't realize you were foreign, my apologies.

>> No.6843167

>>6843130
I know, but the poster realized that

>> No.6843172

Eh its also more conhorror than straight Weeb, but whatever. I've got 1 hour before my exam and I feel like retelling this story. Sorry if its long

Laugh, all you seagulls, at my idiotic experience.

So, first con without my dad. First time going out without any parental supervision. I was a naive 18 year old just coming out of her weeaboo phase, and had recently befriended Friend A at my school. I was invited to go to Anime Boston with her, my friends P and C, and her friend J from highschool. They had a hotel room already set up, I'd just need to pay them equal portions, everything sounded fine and dandy.

Oh how wrong I was.

J was the one who rented the hotel, since she was the only one old enough to do it... and she came with a few demands. One was that we take a party car from her house all the way up to Boston, and then all the way back. No amount of reasoning could pull her out of that mindset. None of them seemed able to comprehend "I live an hour away from boston, I can ask my parents for a ride for us up, we won't have to pay shit". So that was a waste but you know what, I was okay. I'd be willing to put up with a single demand for the girl who got our hotel.

And then came the other demand: J refused to let ANYBODY go if they did not cosplay. No cosplay, no hotel room. She wanted us all to not be party poopers, and whatever fucking crazy reasoning she had I don't know but we had to cosplay. Only P got away without it, since he and C were dating, P was the "photographer", and he complied to her by wearing cat ears and being a "Kawaii yaoi neko boy". I shit you not, those were her exact words. I had met a real life person who spoke like that. Anyways, thank god she had a cosplay I could borrow... kind of.

I'm not going to lie, I'm no fucking lightweight. Anon is fat as shit, but keeps herself clean and tidy and stink free. J was also huge as shit, but the living embodiment of hambeast. Got overly excited over yaoi, huge as a house, greasy as shit...

>> No.6843178

>>6843163
No apologies needed man. I like the learn.
Plus I'm doing pretty well for a guy who grew up in a 100% french village in the middle of nowhere. (like, seriously, you can't ask for a direction if you speak mainly english and come from the big city)

>> No.6843181

>>6843178
to learn.* Goddammit

>> No.6843194

>>6843019
Yeah I often though about the possibilities of making a cosplay but
>I don't know any tall characters.
>being a character I don't know about just because he's tall is kinda party pooper ''Oh you're X, AWESOME! (reference catchphrase or whatever)!'' ''wait whut?''
>twice the price for materials
>I am my own character

>> No.6843195

>>6843178
tu es un merde

hon hon hon

captcha: amores which

>> No.6843201

>>6843172

... well we should all know what a hambeast is by now.

So back to J's "kind cosplay gift": it was letting me borrow an Organization XIII jacket. At the time, never having gone to a con before and being painfully optimistic, I thought that jackets of this quality were typical and accepted it. I would be willing to accept a fucking raincoat-jacket material Org XII coat that looked like a trashbag on me if it meant that I wouldn't get kicked out of the group. Paired with a blonde wig that I decided to straighten (because I was a fucking idiot then), I decided to go as Vexen. A 275 pound Vexen. And nobody saw anything wrong with this in our group... whatever. People generally do shitty their first cosplays, we learn...

The trip up was nice, the driver Carlos looked like the guy from Hitman, and we got to blast house music on the way up. I think honestly the partycar was my favorite part of the trip... but this hotel room J scored? Fucking sketchy as shit, on a creepy side of town, and a full 5 blocks from the nearest T station and it was on the orange line but this was typical for a con... right? I mean, I've heard of stuff like this before... and for 120 dollars a person it couldn't be too bad!

It got worse. Like, a lot worse. We get to the hotel room, and J started up her shit. Since only "she and A" were the ones registered to stay in the hotel room, only SHE was going to be allowed to hold the hotel room key. Everyone else would have to comply to her schedule. And then we were also informed that her friend may spend the night in our hotel room maybe. Maybe being the key word here. There was a king-sized bed, the boys brought their air mattress, and so it was me, A, and J sleeping on the same bed for a while. Not a pleasant experience.

We got our prereg stuff Thursday, and then Friday we head to the con...

>> No.6843213

>>6842115
I WANT AN UPDATE ON THIS CRAZY BITCH, IS SHE STILL AROUND?!

>> No.6843226

>>6843178

That's absolutely fantastic. I always have such great respect for people who speak more than their native language. Well done, especially considering how complicated English is and how many stupid little rules we have.

>> No.6843239
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6843239

>>6843201
...and quickly discover all of our cellphones, save for J's, didn't work in the center. Being J, she had ran away at the first sight of someone from bleach or whatever because she was cosplaying this dude. So four kids, one big convention, no fucking idea what to do. So we just rolled with it, hoping to find J later on in the day.

A got sick while at the con, understandable enough... but J wouldn't give us the hotel room key still when we did find her. As a note, I only found her because I sat for three hours in the same place in front of the Artists Alley in hopes she'd eventually come by. And even then, when she saw A sick, she refused to give us a key, called us party poopers, and ran off. So what the fuck else could we do? We sat around like a bunch of assholes to help our sick friend, while we got blown off by J. When J finally decided she'd be nice by skipping the 18+ yaoi panels ~for now~ to get us all into the hotel room at 11 at night in the shady part of town, we tried having a decent conversation with her about why A should have a key too. That offer was turned down.

So far it seems like a series of unfortunate events, instead of just a big con horror story. Thats because shit really hit the fan on Saturday.

>> No.6843249

>>6843239
>Since only "she and A" were the ones registered to stay in the hotel room
The hotel would give out two keys then...

Anyway your story is shit.

>> No.6843258

>>6843239

Saturday was a hell in and of itself. That was also the very first year Yaoi paddles were banned from AB. Being a dick with hardcore intentions though, I was told by J that they would be allowed because she asked staff if she could just bring it to be signed by the guys who voiced the Twins from Ouran and they said its ok as long as she didn't use it. A bold faced lie, I now realize, but I didn't see it then. We also managed to talk Jess into a plan, and a place to meet later on to discuss whats going on that night.In the meantime though, Jess asked me to hold onto her yaoi paddle because "She already had props for her Naruto cosplay and couldn't carry around so many props". I figured you know, be nice, carry a prop for her, maybe she'd loosen up.

I was a yaoi paddle carrying shitty Vexen cosplay wearing a giant raincoat trashbag coat and a fried wig, And life got shitty from there.

My day was a battle between getting yelled at by people for "being disgusting and a terrible human being" for having this paddle that I was just holding for a friend, and having teenaged girls try and steal it out of my hands so they can smack each other's asses with it. I tried to find J again so I can ask her to take it back because honest to god I was to the point of tears, because I couldn't understand why everyone was so mad at me. Looking back, I feel like such a fucking idiot for trusting this chick, but at the time I just wanted to have a good time and it was almost impossible. A, P, and C were really trying to help but honest to god it was just... no use.

When we saw J I tried to get her to take it back, and she did, but because she found her possible friend that was going to maybe (now definitely) sleep over. Turns out? This friend was a fucking RP buddy of hers on Deviantart, the "Sasuke to her Naruto" as she actually said. And she was sleeping over that night, and wasn't going to pay because it was her hotel room and she made the rules

>> No.6843265

>>6843226
I don't want to be an ass, because it did butthurt many of my english friends by stating that.
But on a conversation level (we can consider conversation to be more casual than litterature, of course)
I think french have a thousand more stupid rules. And trust me, they are more stupid than ''thus can only be used at''. With our stupid things such as 20 verbs tense with some of them having just a letter of difference between each others.

But still, english's a beautifull language.

>> No.6843275

>>6843249
You see that's what I thought at the time, but didn't say anything. Maybe she lied about it? Fuck if I know. She just said that it was a hotel room she said only she and A were going to sleep in.

Anyways, sorry if its shit but I'm almost done it. I may as well finish it. Bad to tell a shit story, worse to leave it half-told though.

>>6843258
Once more we got stuck in the con hall, but agreed to stay later since we were all feeling better (physically at least), and she wanted to spend time with her RP buddy. We all finally got back to the hotel room about 1 I think, and J was at least courteous enough to say she and her friend would sleep on the floor. But even then, that was the worst sleep I had gotten all night. Why? Because the fuckfaces were yaoi RPing with each other. Whispering none-too-softly, laying next to each other, yaoi RPing Naruto together on the fucking floor. I can't even say it was boy's love, because there was some fucking boning action going on in it. It really sucked, I thought maybe I was just hearing things, but when I talked to A the next day she had said the same thing: She heard the two having a yaoi RPfest on the floor.

Nothing went on Sunday that really exceeded Saturday's bullshit, but I remember a couple years later seeing J again while at the bus stop. She had dyed her hair blue, was wearing a shitty vocaloid Kaito cosplay, and all in all hadn't changed a bit. What did change, though, was that she had found a new RP partner, the "Len to her Kaito", was now a Trans* man, and so was her partner and everything was perfect. Of course, she didn't remember who the fuck I was. I had to reintroduce myself to her and everything, and after I had she immediately gone into all of what I said earlier.

If I could give any advice to someone on this board (which I'm sure you've all learned by now), it would be that people like J are always going to be that way. Forever. And there's no use in trying to find some good or change.

>> No.6843358

>>6843275
>What did change, though, was that she had found a new RP partner, the "Len to her Kaito", was now a Trans* man
>was now a Trans* man

Goddamnit, this needs to stop happening.

>> No.6843427
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6843427

Heres a personal story for you guys from my first con


Very first time ever cosplaying. Always liked watching anime/manga but was into the more mainstream stuff back in highschool sophmore in college now). Finally get into college and meet a guy who's from same town as me, friends w/ everyone I know and just a cool ass dude in general. He's also a cosplayer and convinces me to cosplay and go to a con.

fast forward to the actual day of the con(momocon in atl)

Cosplaying Shuhei Hisagi. I'm a pretty good looking guy i'd say, athletic build. don't smell like ass like 80% of the other people at the con. Tons of hambeasts just glomping me all day, and all these like younger girls following me around. I'm thinking ok meh I guess they really just this cosplay, more or less at the time I didnt care I was just happy people liked my cosplay! Second day of the con. solid 9/10 girl comes up to me, starts flirting with me, at this point im literally blushing. Hambeasts approach an like fucking intimidate her. She passes me her number and walks away, I dip out asap. Final day of the con, both me and her are chillin at subway outside of cosplay MFW the fuckin hambeasts and her posse walk in and recognize us. Starts a commotion, subway employee tells them to leave. i'm laughing my ass off in my seat as the hambeast shuffles out. Shit was fun

>> No.6843655

>>6843226
I'm a native French speaker and trust me, English was a breeze to learn. I think a good 80% my generation can't write a whole page without screwing up somewhere.

>> No.6843675

>>6843226
It always makes me laugh when native speakers think English is difficult. Try learning a language with grammatical case and grammatical gender. It's no fun.

>> No.6843681

I have somewhat of a con horror story to share (it's not that weeaboo-ish)
Be at biggest con in my country (which means it's not that big of a con) with my friend S that was cosplaying Alice from Alice madness returns
She gets stalked all day by a guy cosplaying Kise from Kuroko no basket (with spray painted yellow hair that was flaky, but they were a whole group of store bought cosplays + spray painted hair)
now that guy seemed okay at first, a bit clingy but nothing too strange, S is really attractive and cosplays well so she gets a good deal of attention. She often gets stalked at cons so we didn't make a big deal of it but it god creepier.
We got stuck with the slightly creepy bunch of online friends we only see at cons, including a guy with aspergers that always stares at girls legs mumbling weird shit and another guy who's a fucking drunkard.
Now that's where shit hits the fan, Drunk guy got mad at Stalker out of nowhere, probably trying to get him to leave and Stalker-kun calls the rest of his cosplay group and they start yelling in the middle of the hallway. Meanwhile S and I try to calm them down Asperger-kun lifts up a girl's skirt. Fighting ensues.
S and I nope'd the fuck outta there, I heard afterwards that it took security 20 minutes to get everybody to calm down.

>> No.6843682

God, nothing makes me want to read a story less than if people use letters to represent peoples names. JUST MAKE UP ANY FUCKING NAME JESUS. When I'm wading through a 8 post story the last thing I want to do is scroll back up because I can't remember who Q, L M, and A were

>> No.6843718

>>6843682
This. Fucking, this isn't Math class, I don't need a fucking variable that is supposed to represent a person, I need a name. Any name. One of these days we're going to end up with some faggot calling Mary Lou "Miss δ".

>> No.6843782

>>6843675
it might be a result of having english as your only language making others hard to learn, and then assuming it runs both ways

>> No.6843783

>>6843675
>>6843782
Actually for certain kinds of languages such as asian and indian it is very very hard. Obviously it's easy for languages that share common roots it would be stupid to think otherwise.

>> No.6843841

>>6841875
My friend gave me a free ticket for CC 2010 too

Except I wasnt sick and my friend is cool and we had a great time except for when his piece of shit nova broke down and I had to leave my costume boxes in San Diego with some guy I dont know

>> No.6843873

I went to a convention with a snap back, polo, and tapout shorts and then shouldered people, on accident of course.

Everyone was mad. I'm sure they were in horror.

>> No.6844037
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6844037

>Be sophomore in high school
>best friend and her sister become total weebs(call each other onichan,try to act "kawaii" and wear nothing but black ,anime shirts,and wristbands)
>(pic related: my best friend's facebook info)
>Anyway they have this friend who's more of a creep(He's really hairy and chubby.
(We'll call him R.)

>Later in the year I find out R has a crush on me
>ew no
>He sometimes comes to my group during lunch uninvited,hugs me,and sometimes tries to pick me up.
>I'm too nice to defend myself so he never stops bothering me even when I asked
>fast forward to summer,he friends me on Facebook
>I think its harmless so i just accept
>He then adds my younger sister who was 15 at the time
>They start talking, I warn her that he's creepy
>They start dating
>Sis tells me hes really clingy and always wants to go out
>She gets tired of him and breaks up with him because she got a weird vibe from him
>He comes crawling back to me
>The following year he starts waiting for me after school and always walks me until my mom shows up with the car
>He then tells me that he has heart problems and how he got a heart transplant
>Year later he eventually graduates, but it didn't stop there
>He never leaves me alone on Facebook,everyday I get a message and its always from him
>He then started buying me things and calls me "Babs" and talks about how much he cares for me,how much he loves hentai and yuri,and how wants to buy an apartment and wants me to live there with him.Sometimes he even drives by my house.
>He even told me he had a big penis and how much it would suck if his heart gave out and he died a virgin.
>He still talks to me today and just doesn't leave me alone.

>I understand that his condition is serious but he's just trying to make me feel sorry for him so he could sleep with me.But I'm too scared to block him, his friends still live in town and they're pretty psycho too.

>> No.6844046

>be on bus with friends
>someone is listening to anime music loud enough to where I can hear it
>comment quietly to myself "oh, is that? neat."
>keep in mind that I'm like 4-5 seats away a this person listening to music
>she somehow hears
>a little weirded out, but decide to talk to her anyway
>she starts going on this long rant about her OC characters and her anime rp forum
>she tries to argue the metaphysics of anime when I honestly did not ask
>my friends are trying their hardest to not laugh at me as this girl continues chattering on in a conversation that's now one-sided
>bus stop comes up and I get off with friends who burst out laughing as soon as we step off the bus
And this is why hiding one's power level is good. It seems every time I do, the person goes full sperglord.

>> No.6844104

This is the worst I got

>AX 2011
>Dress as Wizard Howl
>Get hugged by dozens of huge smelly fangirls
>Leave after only 2 hours, get to my car
>Take off my jacket
>Shoulders are covered in crusty deodorant smears
>Almost puke

>> No.6844165
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6844165

>already went through weeaboo phase, years ago
>mfw all of my friends are just now going through it
>mfw one of them (whom is just turning 20) says "eeeeeh?!" in a loud, obnoxiously high pitched tone in response to something i tell her
>in public

>> No.6844199

>>6843675
I wouldn't call English difficult, but the spelling especially can be arbitrary and pointless

>> No.6844223

Not sure what im doing on /cgl/ but this story fits here.
>im a guy and i know this girl
>I had this phase where i listened to VK because i genuinely liked the music
>the looks always bothered me a little but i didn't care later because the music was good
>she did start tro listen to it too
>was nice to share bands we both liked and so on
>as time passed by she got overly obsessed with it
>i grew tired of VK and moved on
>she still was overly obsessive and started writing gayfanfic and such based on VK artist
>pretty much similar to the worst kind of VK fans out there
>she also watched anime like i did
>i just kept it as my little hobby and never told people who didn't have a anime hobby themself
>her favorite kind of anime yaoi and naruto and blasts posts of/shares them all over her facebook walls
>she becomes more obnoxious every day
>uses japanese buzzwords in daily speech
>claims she is not a weeaboo

I mean i did listen to VK too and i still watch more anime than she does, yet appart from my secret hobby i am still sane while she is a lost case. Why does japanese culture affect some people so much and others don't.

Well that was my first, probably also last post on /cgl/

>> No.6844242

>>6843675
I think the main part that makes English a bitch isn't the rules.
It's the constant exceptions to rules. Every single rule there is in English, there's at least three exceptions. Always.
German's a breeze with that stuff. It's just a matter of memorizing the gender and cases, like you said. So many versions of 'the'....

>> No.6844250
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6844250

Not so much a horror story as a gurl what are you doing.

>Eating in dining hall at uni.
>There is this heavy set, awkward weaboo girl who "cosplays" to dinner every few days.
>"Gais how do you like my new aviators I totally look like Dave Strider, right?"
>Sitting with friends in one area, some of which play D&D
>Girl comes over wearing coveralls tied around her waste and a black tank top, with her stringy brown hair pulled back with a clip, with two big chunks hanging down the front.
>Hey gais, how do you like my coveralls? I think I pull them off super well, so I tied them around my waist to look more hot.
>I just blurt out "THAT'S A NICE WINRY COSPLAY YOU GO GOING ON THERE"
>Girl turns bright red "I-I'M NOT COSPLAYING WINRY!!!!!"
>She unties the coveralls and quickly zips them up, and fixes her hair.

oops, called her out on it.
Whatever I saved all of the cafeteria from having to look at her disgusting fat rolls and ugly ass strutting around like hot shit.

>> No.6844262

>>6844037
Yea you need to stop this now. theres a good chance hes a liar about his heart condition too.

As a male whohad psycho stalkers, I can say men and women act the same: They will continue until they have nothing left to do but go berserk. As a serious caution, the whole driving by your house, sexual advances, and gifts are a sure fire sign that he is capable of more sinister things, since he sees this as completely normal.
By just brushing it off, you are letting yourself fall into a future kidnapping. Stop him now, let him know your done, and cut the infection out of your life before it cuts the life out of you.

>> No.6844276

>>6844242

I guess Japanese is kind of similar with the gender things.

I mean you got uchi, watashi, atashi, ashi, ore, boku, kare, kanojo, shoujo, kyoshi, shounen, otoko, onna, otome.... the list goes on. It's ridiculous.

>> No.6844281

>>6844250
You've just revealed your power level. Watch your back, anon. She'll come for you in the night.

Listen for that near silent wail, the "squeeeee" is the first thing you'll hear.

>> No.6844301

>>6844281

I was actually worried about that at first, but apparently I look too normal and am intimidating to the weebs at my school?
idk I'm probably secretly the biggest weaboo on campus except I don't project it or act like an rtard.
I feel like this is most of /cgl/, though. We're just REALLY good at hiding our power levels.

>> No.6844320

>>6844301
The truth is that in most situations, people view anyone that likes anime or anything Japanese-related as "those weird people that like japanimation shows" and be looked down upon for it.

That being said, I'm glad I'm more partial to tokusatsu, mecha, and pre 90's anime that these people usually don't know about. Or care. I don't know.

>> No.6844347

>>6844320

Holy shit same. I'm more into Kamen Rider and like older /m/ things, but there's a few new shows I'll watch.
But I still cringe when people are acting like 13 year old weaboos while we're all in university.

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>>6841867

>> No.6844524

>>6844512
good lord

>> No.6844539

>>6844512

Is... is that supposed to be a Naruto OC?

>> No.6844548

>>6844539
I think it's supposed to be gender swap Itachi going by the lines on her face.

>> No.6844718

>>6844548
>the lines on her face.

I didn't notice those, i honestly thought that was just an old chick.

>> No.6845042

>>6842165
There's a /tg/ version of this too. Crops up over there pretty regularly.

>> No.6845156

>>6844281
Isn't FMA too ~mainstream to really constitute as having a power level?

>> No.6847124

bump

>> No.6847129 [DELETED] 
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6847129

I was browsing instagram and an artist from the artist alley had posted this shit
I know weebs just love foxes but this is just ridiculous
I'm pretty sure they're stuffed

>> No.6847149

>>6847129

I don't really see what's so horrorful about that photo though. It looks like they'd commissioned two foxes and then arranged a pickup at the con because it was convenient. I'm going to guess you want to imagine all kinds of stupid things with foxes, but I can only imagine them as some kind of house decoration.

>> No.6847174

>>6847129
That's a type of taxidermy, I don't remember the real name but its meant to be like a plushie so you can pose it however.

>> No.6847322

>>6845042
Where can I find this version?

>> No.6847351

>>6842008
Sometimes -kun is used for classmates but why the fuck did she call you Kaito?

>> No.6847369

As a guy that has never cosplayed, I love reading these dramas.

Just re OCed my hardware and instead of benchmarking with some games I fucking read through this thread.

I may eventually cosplay as a soldier of the Terran Republic but I think my girl would never stop teasing me.

Best of luck to yall in your future social endeavors.

>> No.6848175

I'm going to be entering college in the fall and I'm majoring in Japanese. Will I encounter a lot of weebs? Or have people grown out of that phase by then? I'm worried that I'll end up attracting weebs because I like anime.

>> No.6848199

>>6848175
Why are you majoring in japanese? Are you a weeb yourself? Are you wasting thousands of dollars because you like cartoons in a different language?
I'm not trying to take stabs at you but make sure your in it for good reason. Have your priorities and know what you want to do with it. My girlfriend majored in chinese and I thought it was a waste of time, but she graduates tomorrow after 4 years, and just got a job to translate bank statements for a millionaire movie producer (wont say which but a big movie is coming out in a year or two and shes translating all the Chinese scripts and lines for them).
So yes, you will meet ALOT of weebs who think watching animu is some sort job that validates spending 35k a year. Dont be one of those people.

>> No.6848213

>>6848199
there is no major in chinese, chinese is not a language. why isn't your girlfriend stabbing you for not knowing what she studied in college?

>> No.6848254

>>6848213
your obviously kidding, unless your splitting hairs and talking about Mandarin/Cantonese.

>> No.6848259

>>6848254
>splitting hairs
that's like telling a portuegese person they speak 'romance'

also, implying there are only two chinese languages...

>> No.6848263

>>6848259
uh, portuguese...

damn you booze.

>> No.6848270

>>6848259
There is actually only 1 OFFICIAL standard, being mandarin in main land china, but southern speak cantonese because its not as modern as the north. Also, the differences are dialect and accent. Its like bostonian talkng to someone from alabama. Yes, its almost like its two different languages, but its still one common root. You wouldnt tell Boomhower he dosnt speak english, that they speak souther. (which is funny, because the northern chinese complain that the southern chinese speak like him. Incredibly fast).
Also, the pin yin is a single source as well, hell its what the three kingdoms was about.
So yes, its technically splitting hairs. And her study focus was on translation.

>> No.6848274

>>6848270
the 'official' language is government propaganda. secondly many of these dialects are not mutually unintelligible. however, this is unrelated to the thread and i support your assertion that it is difficult to find a job which an undergraduate degree in japanese. hence, i think we should just move on and agree that majoring in japanese is something pursued by weebs, especially in the first two years.

>> No.6848277

>>6848274
damnit, i meant mutually intelligible.

>> No.6848279

>>6848274
agreed good sir.
>>6848199
so our advice still stands: Make sure its what you have you heart in, and you will be flooded with ham beasts wearing cat ears to class for the first half, till they find out its not just about anime.

>> No.6848401

>>6848270

mandarin and cantonese are both chinese but it's not at all splitting hairs. you will never find a "southern english" and "standard english" class to go with your boomhauer example, but you will find cantonese and mandarin classes

>> No.6848402

>>6848199
>>6848279
>>6848199
I'll admit that I started studying Japanese in sixth grade or so for that reason (during my weeb phase), but that's how I discovered that I loved foreign languages and I started studying on my own a few years after that. I'd really love to become an interpreter or translator, even though those aren't exactly the best jobs out there, but I love doing them. It isn't to watch animu without subs or something. They're separate hobbies, even though I do still watch a ton of anime.

My trying to make excuses aside, they just last about a semester? I feel bad for them having to pay so much just to realize it isn't all it's cracked up to be, but do people really think it's that easy to learn a language just to watch TV shows? And are the classes just full of weebs, or are weebs a scarcity and most of the people are just normal people who like Japanese? I've never taken a Japanese class before since my high school never offered it, so I have no idea outside of weeb stories.

Sage for not really contributing, and I forgot to sage last time. Sorry about that.

>> No.6848407

>>6848402

I've taken two japanese classes, they were just like any other class

>> No.6848428

>>6848407
i'm curious, what sort of school do you go to?

>> No.6848441

>>6848428

I took one at a community college and another one at university

>> No.6848673

>>6848402
Weebs join the class because they think they will go to japan with their OC characters and make animes and marry a cute asian girl/boy and live happily ever after. Weebs generally have this terrible fairy tale land veiw of life where they think they are the 0.0001% of people who actually do work they LIKE. what they dont know is japan, despite what the media portrays, is incredibly xenophobic and hate you unless you seriously abide by there standards and humble yourself alot. I have traveled to asia (japan and china for my girlfriends schooling), and trust me, they give no shits how much you like the anime.

But the worst part is, if you dont start learning a language early (childhood) then it is incredibly hard to master unless you have a knack for it naturally. Its like boot camp: The first week or two is the hardest to weed out the losers. Dont give up. Translation is actually highly sought if you know where to look. With censorship in both japan and china, people want American speakers so they can be sure theres no bias. Government work, banks, accountants, foreign embassies, hospitals, all need speakers.

>> No.6848964

>>6848175
college people are usually good in hiding their power levels

at least in mine

>> No.6849496

Not exactly weeb, but would anyone want to hear some confessions of a recovering otherkin? Or is that something to save for /b/?

>> No.6849504

>>6848964
I dispute this. If you mean as in UK age 17+ college, people are still acting like fourteen year old weebs.
If you mean proper grown up college, then I can imagine anon is right.

>> No.6849506

>>6849496
If it's a short greentext story, with no letters as names or pointless info, sure.
Short and snappy.

>> No.6851557

>>6849496

bump for this, if this person is still around.

>> No.6851588

>>6841951
>working at gamestop with a fat yuno gasai wandering around

Would hang out.

>> No.6851592

>>6848673
>American Speakers
anon your bias is showing

that aside you're correct

>> No.6851617
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6851617

Not >6849496
But I got a story to tell.

>Last year, go to my first con
>Not a huge con, but it's one of the biggest in Canada (go figure).
>Haven't watched anime in years, but I did go through my own kind of phase in High School
>Me and a friend head there early in the morning on Friday.
>After an hour at the convention, me and my friend are in the lobby letting people take pictures of us.
>All of a sudden, someone grabs me from behind in a bear hug.
>Luckily my arms are free.
>I think to myself, 'ah, this must be some kind of glomp'
>I turn around and there's this short round greasy face toad girl with cat ears hugging me.
>"I caught the bad spy!" she squeals. (I was dress as a spy from TF2)
>I chuckle because at first I thought it was cute, but then she starts to go dead weight on me.
>Thankfully I'm 6'1'' and /fit/
>But she refused to let go and was kind of making a scene with her consistent squeals of laughter as she was hanging off me.
>I think she was trying to drag me to the floor.
>I go to try and lift her to her feet and talking quietly to her to please get up.
>But all she does is make the ^_^ face at me, which was quite scary.
>A group of other girls and guy run up to me and pry her off me.
>"We're so sorry! She gets a little excited when she see's TF2 cosplayers."
>I assure them it was no big deal and they managa to get her away from me.
>Not the worst experience imo.

Part 1/2

>> No.6851634
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>>6851617
>Come Sunday, the last day of the con. It was a great experience overall.
>I go to get a drink of water and as I come back to meet my friend, some skinny guy without his shirt cosplaying as some fuck I don't know walks past me, stops, double-takes, and compliments me on my spy cosplay.
>I thank him for the compliment and as I was walking back to my friend, he begins to walk next to me and apparently has a small 'gang' with him comprising of both males and mostly females.
>He noticed my butterfly knife, my pride and joy that took many pains to make to get it to work right.
>"Oh, that's cool. May I see it?"
>I''ve been letting people see my prop throughout the con, and he seemed like a nice chap.
>As we're walking he fumbles with it, tries to do a few flips and stuff.
>But on the last twirl, it gets slammed into the ground and I hear a snap.
>I pick it up and the part (I don't know the correct term) that prevents the handles from swinging too far to either side was busted and part of the handle cracks and is almost broken.
>I don't freak out, but the douche bag only says "Oh, oops" and fucking walks off with his friends like nothing happened.
>I'm not the kind of person to freak out over it, but he didn't apologize and the knife took me a bit of time to make seeing as it was my first com prop.
>All in all, it wasn't a bad con. Just had the misfortune to run into those two.


Addendum:
>I found him later that day and I backstabbed the motherfucker and took his intel.

>> No.6851784

This happened at my college a year or so ago.

>take food to school because school food is stupid expensive and rarely have enough time to go to a fast food place in between classes or on breaks
>bring some pasta salad, forgot to bring a fork
>figure might as well go to the cafeteria and grab a fork from there
>cafeteria is in the student center, mostly taken over by weebs at any given time with a few normals just trying to find a place to chill between classes
>used to chill there myself with a few people I knew, but they would hang out with the turboweebs
>I eventually stopped going because I just couldn't deal with being around them
>walk into the building for the first time in a long time
>look to my right and see a land whale doing what I only assume was the Haruhi opening dance with the other weebs around here clapping and cheering her on
>put the blinders on, grab fork, and NOPE my way the fuck out of there
>only have been there once since, and that was to check out the remodeling they did
>it was nice, and the weebs seemed to be in check, only a few keeping to themselves playing card games

Hopefully that's how it normally is now, and I didn't show up on a good day.

>> No.6852051

>>6851634
Precisely why I never let anyone but me handle my props

>> No.6852971

>>6852051
Ditto

>> No.6852976

>>6851784
Modesto Junior College is that you?

>> No.6853072

>>6852051
I'm generally a good judge of character, and a bunch of people were very careful about handling my butterfly knife. The wood was cheap and it took a few hours to make it, but you think he could've said sorry at least.

>>6852976
Nope. Try again.

>> No.6853098

>>6852976

Bruh, she just described EVERY junior college.

>> No.6853099
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6853099

>>6843194
Sakaki is tall.

>> No.6853156

>>6853098
It was a college at one point. But they udated its title to a university. If you can guess which institution I'm talking about, I'll take you out on a date (all or no homo, your choice).

>> No.6853189

>>6841886
Ragequit so hard when I read this. I've been to cosplay picnics JUST like this.... ugh.. little fkn asshats. UUuughhh.

>> No.6853194

>>6853099
I'm pretty sure anon is a man.

>> No.6853304
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6853304

>>6853194
Mori is tall.

>> No.6853336
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6853336

Some classic Chris chan horror. Basically, he drew a pornographic image of him fingering his friend and put it up on the ED page making fun of him (to show how awesome he is). The friend found out, and she was very upset. Chris thought she was upset because she didn't understand sex, and tries to explain sex to her. Literally my favorite asspie fuck up.

>> No.6853383

>>6853336
oh my god

>> No.6853426

>>6843265
I thought they were questioning the 'threaten', not the 'thus'.

>> No.6853439

>>6841884
I was rooting for the anon until that last post actually.

>> No.6855265
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6855265

Requesting cap and comic of the horror con story about the landwhale that crushed some guy's leg.

>> No.6855302
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6855302

>>6844037
>He even told me he had a big penis and how much it would suck if his heart gave out and he died a virgin

desperate as shit

>> No.6855303

>>6843098
I don't think I've seen so much bullshit in one post.

>> No.6855313

>>6844165

A-are you me? God damn.

One of my friends in my circle had a phase where he'd post in Facebook that he's proudly weaboo (word for word) and he goes Weaboo mode on or something.

Good god. Good fucking god.

>> No.6855318

>>6853439

Which last anon post?
I don't agree with the Armstrong thing but I get why she said it.

>> No.6855351

>>6841884
Wow...she was a fucking dick

>also my mom has cancer! Doesn't that 1 up your pain?

>> No.6855393

>>6844165
I am old and I say "Ehhhh?" in surprise in public in my normal fairly manly voice. I didn't know this was a weeaboo signifier.

>> No.6855406

>>6855318
Up until Mollys last post, as much of a bitch as she is, she's right in that. In my opinion anyway.

>> No.6855417

>>6855393

I think the person you're responding to is talking about "eeeeeh!?" as in the obnoxious "ええええええ!?!?" not a mild "ehhh...?"

>> No.6855430
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6855430

I have a tale I’ve yet to tell -partially because it’s less Weeb related than most others shared here and partially because it genuinely bothers me to think about- but I often wonder if anyone else on here has an experience involving this guy:
Huston huddleston.
Now, he’s a California local and if you ever encounter him…don’t even look at him because I think he’s genuinely dangerous and unstable. Huston is the son of Floyd Huddleston and has quite a large sum of money which he uses misguidedly …like making his room look like a castle (literally…painted grey brick and all) and though I haven’t interacted with him in years he used to also use it to offer underage girls trips with him to Comic con and promises of meeting celebrities so long as they shared a room with him… I have since talked to 4 girls on facebook who either accepted the trips with awful consequences of their naivety or refused and faced his harassment and threats…one such girl was my sister and with that the story begins.

>> No.6855440

>>6855430
This all happened about 4 years ago and my sister was just turning 14, she’s always been a beautiful girl but she doesn’t interact well with males. She’s incredibly shy and meek and this whole event has made her nothing but more distrustful and quiet over the years- which deeply saddens me. For this thread I’ll call her S. S isn’t just skittish by nature she has something called Prosopagnosia or face blindness,
This means she can’t really remember faces and doesn’t recognize people at first glance. It’s very strange and she can place voices but obviously it’s effected many aspects of her life and only reinforces her paranoia. She was abused in the past and I often wonder if she got the condition from brain damage rather than from birth- anyway Huston found it just fascinating as most people who hear about it do…only it was the weakness that really attracted him.

>> No.6855441

>>6855440
please call her something other than 'S'
samantha, sarah, idc

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6855444

>>6853336
This has to be the most perfect thing I've ever seen in my life.

>> No.6855445
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>>6855441
Sarah it is then,
Sarah spent a lot of time on the internet back then and she had a MySpace account where she had made many female friends who shared her interest. Anime, Manga, American comics and scifi movies…etc. It was easy for her to open up on there because having all her friends organized in one place with names next to their pictures always helped her keep track of who was who and I think that’s what she liked about it so much. It made her seem normal as oppose to at school where she really couldn’t bond with anyone. I did my best to include her in my social life because if not she would always be alone at home and I took her to nearly every convention I attended where we would occasionally meet up with friends she had made online. She liked going with me and friend’s regardless though because she had grown up around them and they were always kind to her. She was fascinated by our cosplay and expressed an interest in doing it herself but lacked the confidence. I didn’t want to push her but always offered my help to make her a costume she should want one so long as it was age appropriate etc.

>> No.6855446

>>6855445
*should she want one*

>> No.6855452

Anyway one year before an anime convention she approached and asked if I’d help her with a kingdom hearts costume. “I’d really like to dress up as Kairi...” She said. “Do you think maybe you can help make it good so people don’t laugh?” I had told her before everyone has an awful first cosplay they can look back on and make fun of and I guess she had taken that to heart. She was laughed at enough everywhere else and maybe that scared her off. I was actually really shocked she had even asked me it really wasn’t like her to express herself and her wants that openly so I jumped at the chance. And we tried our best to get it accurate and make it something she could be proud of. I loved seeing her try on her wig the first time. She was so happy she just kept looking at it and smiling to herself. The whole process of making it was a lot of fun and it did wonders for her confidence.

>> No.6855457

>>6855452
The convention was days away when she told me that two of her “friends” would be going and she couldn’t wait for them to see her costume and meet me because she had told them all about how I can make stuff. When Sarah says friends it was always safe to assume she means from online so I told her it was cool and that I’d like to meet them. One was called Amy and the other Huston. The name kind of stuck out to me not because it was unusual but because it sounded male…My sister had never had a male friend in her life and had expressed to me numerous times that in her opinion they were mean. I didn’t let on though and reserved my judgment until I met them the next weekend.

>> No.6855460

>>6855457
We arrived at the convention and it was clear my sister felt like a rockstar- she even got her picture taken and was jubilant when I told her that hadn’t happened to me until at least my third costume. She was a little scrawny ball of joy that day. I was introduced to Amy first who was a sweet hyper girl just edging on the line of weeb but she was polite enough and took care of herself. We roamed the con floor got something to eat and even chatted with a few people before my Sister got a phone call. That was when she informed me Huston had arrived and was waiting outside. I didn’t want to question why he had her phone number and make her feel awkward in front of her friend so I resolved to keep the questions for later. As we walked outside I scanned the area for anyone looking lost and around Sarah’s age but my eye kept drifting back to an older guy in his twenties wearing a sweat stained grey workout shirt and matching sweat pants. There was just something unsettling about the guy’s face and when his eyes met mine he gave me this sort of challenging grin- you can image how I felt when he approached my sister and introduced himself as Huston.

>> No.6855461

>>6855445
Jesus he is a creepy looking fucker...

>> No.6855464

>>6855460
Just by looking at him I knew he was at least in his mid-twenties. Significantly older then Sarah and even older then I was at the time ( I was 18 almost 19) He went in for a hug and Sarah sort of backed away and looked at me for reassurance. I had never seen the guy so I couldn’t offer her any but Amy was a doll and stepped in making it less awkward by introducing herself and accepting it instead. “Look at his badge” she told Sarah kind of jokingly “how many Hustons are here?”
I was thoroughly uncomfortable but kept up appearances and introduced myself. He told me he’d heard a lot about me and that my sister was a “Sweetheart.” He complimented her costume and we all went inside. After getting to know him a bit he didn’t seem like such a bad guy. A little braggy but harmless.

>> No.6855470

>>6855464
He spoke a lot about celebrities he supposedly knew and how he met a young Natalie Portman once and she was mean. He talked about who his dad was and how he had written some music in Disney’s Robin hood. He wasn’t devoid of charm though, he could be a little funny but I wasn’t letting my guard down and was determined to have a talk with Sarah later about meeting strangers online. What was unnerving me the most was that he kept flirting with her…it wasn’t direct so It was nothing I could call him on but he just kept complimenting her in a way that wasn’t really innocent. Things like how all the guys were checking her out, what cosplays she should do next because they’d be “so cute” etc. Things that when said more than once become weird. He also showed me some pictures of his room on his phone that was unintentionally creepy. “I made it look like a castle, see” he said “and when you open this door there’s a dungeon but its full of DVDs!”
My sister laughed and commented on it like “Huston there’s no way she’d believe you unless you showed her” which also bothered me because why the hell was he showing her pictures of his room? He told me we’d have to come see it in person and I was about ready to stop giving him the benefit of the doubt when he took me aside to talk.

>> No.6855472

>>6855470

And that’s when the elephant in the room was finally addressed.
“I know what you’re thinking,” he told me
“…and I know you’re uncomfortable that I’ve gotten to know your little sister because obviously I’m older than her but I want you to know we’re strictly friends and I’ve never been anything but that to her.”
He then went on to tell me how he had often befriended young girls and there was no ulterior motive but often times the families had problems with it and he hoped I was different. The fact this was a habit of his wasn’t exactly reassuring me. He told me he had recently lost his best friend ( a 16 year old) because her family had ‘misunderstood’ and forbid her from seeing him and how much that hurt him. I told him he was making me MORE uncomfortably straight out and he said he understood. I told him Sarah would not be seeing him without me present (and in my mind it was decided at all) and that she was not there to fill a void in his life (I.E the best friend position) and that I’d have to get to know him to really trust him and I wasn’t sure I wanted to yet but I appreciated him talking to me.

>> No.6855474

>>6842152
I felt a huge chill when she mentioned her parakeets...I just knew something was going to happen
that hurt to read, since I've had a couple parakeets

>> No.6855477

>>6855472
I also asked him if he had her phone number and he said no; that he thought that would be inappropriate until he got to know Sarah and her family better. I knew that was straight up bullshit and him lying pissed me off so I clarified and asked if she has HIS. Again he said no. I was ready to ditch him but I didn’t want to ruin my sister’s happy day since it was a rare occasion so we hit the vendors while I kept a watchful eye and a stern grip on what we’d be doing. If Huston decided he needed to use the bathroom or wanted to go somewhere we would not wait- he was free to do as he pleased and if he knew so many people he was welcome to hang out with them but I could do without his presence. He stuck with us though and continuously offered to Buy Sarah things which she politely declined. Amy Happily accepted though and made out like a bandit by days end.

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>>6842152
that is so fucking depressing why did i read it

>> No.6855482

>>6855477
We said our goodbyes and Huston Hugged Sarah around the waist as she turned to leave after a wave and said:
“Come here and say goodbye to me!” Then he kissed her on the cheek and said “ it was so nice to meet you!”
I took her by the wrist and walked Amy to her mom’s car before getting in my own. We had a long talk about Huston and his age and she assured me he wasn’t a creep and really liked her as a friend. I explained to her that a guy that age taking interest in her wasn’t appropriate and it was naïve to think his intentions were pure. She got upset and told me he was the only guy who had been really nice to her and I tried to be more delicate about it. I asked if they had talked on the phone and she told me he texted her a lot but they had only talked verbally once before today. I told her I didn’t want to invade her privacy but I wanted to know what they talked about online.

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>>6855481
>>6855474
Stop interrupting the fucking story with your shitty comments I'm trying to cap this dammit!

>> No.6855486

/r/ing that one story about that crazy fucking Russia cosplayer

>> No.6855488

>>6855482
It was nothing too weird so I let it go and told her to ease off talking to him and that we would not be meeting him again in person. She said she would and that following week she was still riding high from the convention’s euphoria and by the next I had almost forgotten the incident…until Huston called. Evidently he had called her earlier that day but she was at school and didn’t pick up so he’d left a message and when she didn’t pick up an hour later he left her another message…this time a very angry loud one I could hear just from sitting next to her. She became very upset and midway I demanded to hear it.
He was SCREAMING into the phone about how he had just read her message on myspace and couldn’t believe what a “Little cunt” she was being and that he had been such a nice guy and more generous than any of the “trash” she hung out with would ever be and that she’d regret being such a bitch. “If I hear you told your fucking handler about this there will be consequences” he said- I can only assume he meant me. He told her that she had been so lucky to have had an “out of your league guy” even interested in her and that he didn’t know what she was holding out for. He ended it by saying he would be blocking her.

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6855491

>>6855484
Sorry.

>> No.6855496

>>6855488

I was furious. I wanted to see the messages and when I had they went something like this:
>Sarah did indeed ease off talking to Huston since the con- He had been starting the conversations as of late and they were spaced hours and days between each with her not being too receptive but still polite
>Huston suggests she and him meet this time without me because he can tell I don’t trust him.
>He offers to pick her up from school and get her back before the day ends so my mom and I wouldn’t know.
>She politely declines
>He tells her she’s hurting his feelings and that he wants to talk on the phone
>She comes out with it and says she can’t- she explains about how I feel about the situation
>He says he can get her tickets to comiccon and that he’d like her to come. He can take care of a flight and everything
>She says she can’t
> He insists and says he has a hotel room lined up and that he’ll sleep on the floor
>She says she wouldn’t be comfortable explains with her condition how scary it would be and that she doesn’t know him that well etc.
>He tells her to think about it and how much fun they’d have
>She says she’s never been alone with a guy before and it would be weird
>He tells her she can be alone with him before that and she’ll GET comfortable.
Things from there just got worse…He admitted he was interested in her and that if they dated it being a secret would be totally sexy. When she started to ignore him het got more and more aggressive.

>> No.6855499

>>6855496

I decided to give him a call myself but he never picked up. I considered it a blessing he had blocked her and told Sarah that if he ever contacted her again to let me know. We moved on and months passed with only one incident of him getting a hold of her again where he commented on one of her cosplay pictures from the con using a new profile (she had blocked him to be safe) and saying she looked like a slut.

>> No.6855500

>>6855499
He messaged her using the same profile saying how she had dressed up like that to seduce him when they met and that she was a whore who wanted to play games. He was blocked and reported and again we moved on. She was more Leary now of meeting people and Amy had become a good friend to her and came over often.

>> No.6855501

>>6848199

I'm studying Japanese and I also watch a lot of anime.
Is there supposed to be some sort of problem with this? I was studying Korean prior until I discovered I had a knack for Japanese and the language flowed easier from my mouth (Korean can be so guttural and nasally).

I'm travelling over to Japan next year to try and secure a teaching job (lol, entry level, I know). Hopefully once my skills have developed to such a point I can find work translating.

>> No.6855505

>>6855500
Another Con approached and I suggested we go with my friends and take Amy along. I tell Sarah she should wear her cosplay and she is suddenly very upset and dismissive of it. She tells me she shouldn’t because she thinks it might give people the wrong impression and I’m immediately suspicious. I remind her of how much fun she had had before and she tears up a little and tells me she did but “people” online said a bunch of negative things about it. I look and sure enough there are three consistent posters antagonizing her before being banned. I have no idea how long this was going on but Huston was banned from the site shortly after for having multiple profiles so I think the case was closed on that one. There was one more unfamiliar profile however that had started commenting right before…an unfamiliar young guy who was white knighting for Sarah pretty hardcore. She told me he had been banned too for fighting with them but he was a really nice guy and they had begun talking on MSN. I warned her to be careful.

>> No.6855506

>>6842230

I don't care if these aren't real I love them to desu.

>> No.6855508

>>6855499
What kind of grown ass man does this shit? I would have hunted him down and beat the living shit out of him

>> No.6855513

>>6855505
Over the course of a couple months she and this guy (who was called Dave) became pretty good online friends and he expressed an interest in meeting her. He even sent her a picture of himself holding up a card with the date on it to show he was who he said he was. I’m pretty sure she had a big crush on him even though she didn’t tell me herself. She did tell me he had become a sort of confidant for her though and that when she told him about how Huston had scared her he said that if he ever saw him he’d beat the crap out of him. He was 15 and live in LA and by his picture he was just an average looking guy. No glaring red flags and he seemed like he was treating her alright and wasn’t pushing boundaries.

>> No.6855516

>>6855513
When asked if she could maybe meet up with him at the local mall I agreed to take her but told her I’d be walking her in and meeting him. I wanted to give her a little freedom since she’d gotten the courage to do something out of her comfort zone but also made sure she had explained her condition to him so he knew what to expect. It wouldn’t be long just a few hours for them to get some lunch and maybe see a movie. I teased her about it being a date and helped her get ready.

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>>6855516
We got to the mall and I walked her in-
There waiting for her is fucking Huston with dyed hair and a smirk on his face.

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>>6855518
Sarah was a little confused but being unable to place the face- had no idea what had occurred- I, however; did.
Dave wasn’t real. It had been that shithead the whole time trying to lure Sarah to him. He’d played the part for months- MONTHS- just to get her into a false sense of security where he assumed her could get her alone. The instant he saw me his face fell. I took Sarah by the arm and led her out without a word. We got in the car where I explained to her what had happened and she broke down. She felt like an idiot for falling for his plan but was thankful I was there because it might have worked- more than that she felt betrayed. She told me “Dave” had been the only person outside of our family she had opened up to about the abuse she had faced as a child. That floored me. The thought he played along and probably got off on her story absolutely sickened me.

>> No.6855526

...Wow.

>> No.6855528

>>6855524
I later ending up adding him on Facebook just to post a warning to girls on his page- shortly after I got two replies of similar accounts and though he promptly removed it and blocked me more followed. I really wish he had just left Sarah alone. The Dave account was also deleted. I don’t know what he’s up to now or if he’s changed but I honestly don’t care. I will always hate him for what he did to my sister but from hearing other people talk about him it sounds like she got off easy.

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>>6855528
I realize this is no condolence anon...but that was a long ass story and I capped it so it can be shared. That guy sounded like a looney. I hope he gets what's coming for what he did to your Onechan

>> No.6855532
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6855532

>>6855518
I saw it coming but I didn't want to believe it

>> No.6855533

>>6842152
holy shit. That made me genuinely angry

>> No.6855551

>>6844165
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2ypDDYDl70

>> No.6855553

>>6843226
As a eurofag, english is actually one of the easier languages to learn, because of its simpler nature, and the fact that its basicly everywhere.

>also tier list

>extinct tier
Latin, Ancient Greek
>impossible to understand native speakers tier
Italian, Spanish
>average diff. tier
French
>slightly below average diff. tier
German
>not that hard tier
Dutch
>surprisingly easy tier
English
>impossible tier
Hungarian
>special mention tier
Languages that use a special kind of script

>> No.6855562

>>6855532

We all did, anon. We all did.

>> No.6855571

>>6842203
My sides!!! Five stars right here.

>> No.6855760

>>6855393
Do you also go by a fake name that isn't actually your real name?

>> No.6855762

>>6855393
Ravi...?

And yeah, it is a weeaboo signifier.

>> No.6855768

>>6855762
Not >6855393, but shit... I'd better cut that out, then.

>> No.6855770

>>6855768
You can do it.
We believe in you.

>> No.6855777

>>6855768

It'll make people stop cringing whenever you do it, and make it so more people want to be around you.

I'm guessing that is what happens.
I definitely cringed whenever this chinaboo I knew did it,
It was embarrassing as fuck.

>> No.6855788

>>6855528
Jeezus fucking Christ.

You shouldn't need 20+ posts to tell that story, especially when you're nowhere near the field limit.

I understand that this is a good public warning, but watch this.. You watching? Good. Watch.

>Have a younger sister who is meek and shy because of her condition
>She has face blindness, which means she can't recognize or remember faces, which makes her paranoid and anxious.
>She expresses an interest in going to cons
>Help her make a super cute costume which gets her lots of love and attention at the con
>She mentions meeting some internet friends at the con, including a boy
>Feel a little wary that some guy has been chatting her up on the internet.
>Turns out he's much older than her and he's sort of a total creep
>Turns out he's 'lost' younger female friends before for being way older than them and getting too chummy.
>keeps making comments about how we should come to his house.
>He tries to reassure me his intentions are pure
>Ask if he has her number, which he lies to my face about.
>Follows us around all weekend long try to buy things for us, which we declined, not wanting to owe him anything.
>When we go to leave, he plants a kiss on her cheek
>Tell her they won't be meeting again.
>Week later, he's apparently been calling her, but she hasn't been picking up because of school
>He starts leaving angry messages
>Apparently they've been messaging and he's been getting pushier about trying to pick her up and spend time with her *alone*
>He starts telling her how he wants to date in secret because that's totally sexy
>She blocks him online at that point..
>He starts harassing her online under multiple accounts, getting blocked left and right for his bullshit
>Some new, young guy starts white knighting her on facebook and being super nice to her.
>New guy asks to meet her at the local mall
>Of course I go with
>When we arrive, there is no new guy.
>It's the same creepy fucker from before

Tah dah. 1 post with characters to spare

>> No.6855807

>>6855484
If only there were a way you could cut out pieces of pictures. Hmm...that would make things simple.

>> No.6855989

>>6842219
>>6842220
>>6842223
>>6842226
>>6842227
>>6842228
>>6842230

I think I love Mandy.

>> No.6856004

>>6843104

Know that feel, man. Nothing like clinging to a relationship that isn't working because you're afraid. Luckily, I finally pulled my head out of my ass and got with the woman of my dreams.

Dat feel when you up and leave state, middle finger waving. Dat other feel when you show up at her ex's place to tell him to fuck off and get her shit back.

>> No.6856064

>>6842060
Oh my gosh. The wheelchair leg stabbing thing. I met people that talked about this at a con horror stories panel. I think it was at Momocon or Seishuncon. Somewhere in Georgia though. It was last year.

This is crazy and I'm SO sorry that this happened to you. The friends that were with you were still upset about it last year, and you have some good friends that spoke highly of you at the panel. They were the ones hosting.

>> No.6856094

>>6855788
You are my soul mate.
People on cgl need to learn to greentext, even though it was a good story we didn't need all the details.

>> No.6856150

>>6855788
Sorry I'm not used to using this tablet and it was taking me awhile to write

>> No.6856154
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6856154

Yes! New weeaboo horror thread! I missed the last one.

>>6843098
This is an awesome story.

I hope more people kick hambeast glompers in mid-air, you are an inspiration to us all. Good job, sir.

>> No.6856174

>>6844104
Well at least they were wearing deodorant. If if it didn't conquer the challenge lol

>> No.6856176

>>6856174
*even if it

>> No.6856237
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6856237

>be me, just starting a new schoolyear with new classmates
>find out that some of them go to cons
>they seem pretty okay, a little bit "lol randum xD" at times, but whatever, could be worse.
>i get sick for a week and while i'm sick they call me and sing some stupid weeb song.
>i basically just try to ignore it and focus on getting my fever out of my system
>when i come back to school, some other classmates tell me about some shit the weebs have started doing
>they've started to write yaoi
>about all of our male classmates
>what
>the
>fuck
>this goes on for like a month
>they never stop talking about it, showing pics of the supah-kawaii uke and seme-drawing to the guys they're basically writing fanfiction about
>areyoufuckingserious.jpg
>one day while in the school library they call me over, giggling
>"anon, can you please draw a penis for us? we can't get it right xD"
>jesus fucking christ no
>they seem apalled by the fact that i will not draw them naked pics of my male classmates
>after this they finally stop
>but now they go around and love to see non-existent homoerotic subtext in everything
>sometimes asking me how licking a vagina feels like just because Ii'm bi
>why.jpg

>> No.6856239

>>6843098
i been out of the cosplay scene but ..there are really male versions of this? dear god why

>> No.6856271

>>6843265
>English is a beautiful language

?????????????????????????
u wot m8

>> No.6856350

>>6856237
I-its okay man. You'll get through it eventually.

>> No.6856618

>>6856350
please don't text stutter, it's annoying as fuck

>> No.6857200

>>6853156
Is it in Florida?

>> No.6857393

>>6856618

H-Hey man, don't f-fucking cuss. That sh-shit's rude!

>> No.6857690

>>6857393
Both of you stop.

>> No.6858304

>>6857690
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bb--bb-b=b=bb-bsfbibut

>> No.6858442

>>6842152
Reading about animal cruelty really makes me sad and depressed right now.
Last weekend someone assaulted my cat and I had to hurry him to a vet first thing in the morning after I spent the whole night crying and giving him first-aid, fearing hes gonna die in my arms.

If I ever find the fucker who did this to my cat I swear I'm gonna kill him.

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bumping this shit

>> No.6859779

>>6842129
She stopped posting. :( She also caused a tumblr shitstorm because TRANSMISOGYNY AND RAPE CULTURE DURRRR.