Have you ever had sex with someone you met at a con? Be honest. I personally haven't. I just want to hear stories.

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Anonymous Fri May 17 18:39:50 2013 No.6845915 [Reply] [Original]

Have you ever had sex with someone you met at a con?

Be honest.

I personally haven't. I just want to hear stories.

Anonymous Fri May 17 18:43:19 2013 No.6845925

Almost did, but she (mtf) turned out to be batshit crazy and full of herself. My boyfriend called right as we were about to do it to call it off, because he was told some of the things she said when we were discussing it in private.

When I apologized and went to leave, she said almost nonchalantly, "I could ruin your relationship, you know."

Still get the shudders over the bullet I dodged.

>>	Nekurisu Fri May 17 18:43:49 2013 No.6845922 Bump. I'm interested too, though I haven't neither.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 18:47:49 2013 No.6845934 File: 756 KB, 560x314, 1362606023339.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6845925 You better not be German

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 18:50:19 2013 No.6845938 >>6845934 I'm not.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 18:56:49 2013 No.6845947 Nope. I have not.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 18:57:19 2013 No.6845949 >>6845938 Good.

Anonymous Fri May 17 19:00:49 2013 No.6845956

I have. I needed a room and this guy offered, he wasn't very weeby at all and fairly normal, but he liked to buy Power Ranger and Gundam stuff. We hung out for a while and then that night I slept with him, it was my first time and I have no regrets because he's been my boyfriend for 3 years now.

Anonymous Fri May 17 19:03:19 2013 No.6845961
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Roomed with two friends and a guy we picked up off the forums for Fanime a few years back. Walked in on that guy and one of my two friends having sex with him on the bed I was assigned to sleep in.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 19:03:19 2013 No.6845962 File: 26 KB, 500x500, short3[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm a guy and I would sex any one of you cute cosplayers but you won't let me :( I... I just want to make you happy...

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 19:04:19 2013 No.6845966 >>6845956 cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 19:08:19 2013 No.6845972 I met my current boyfriend at my very first con. Didn't say more than four words to him ("I like your cosplay") until a year later, when I met him again by chance at a party. We now are fucking pretty regularly.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 19:10:50 2013 No.6845973 >>6845925 >A mtf turned out to be crazy Nothing new here.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 19:11:19 2013 No.6845979 File: 38 KB, 465x460, Jenna_talackova[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6845973 >tfw talking to a 'girl' online that I think might actually be a guy, They're getting better at masking their voice I tell ya wut.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 19:11:49 2013 No.6845977 >>6845956 oops, I meant he wasn't really into anime but liked to buy that power ranger/gundam stuff

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 19:12:19 2013 No.6845980 File: 1.22 MB, 360x270, 1367690851339.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6845962

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 19:16:20 2013 No.6845985 No, but I'm hoping to at my local convention next month.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 19:18:50 2013 No.6845987 >>6845985 Hi MALE cosplayer

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 19:23:20 2013 No.6845993 some hookers should get some solid cosplay going and work at a con. they'd make big bux prolly

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 19:23:49 2013 No.6845995 >>6845987 Nope, I'm female.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 19:29:50 2013 No.6846009 File: 28 KB, 286x460, ss (2013-03-01 at 06.16.55).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6845995 Local con, right? Where do you live?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 19:29:50 2013 No.6846010 I really want to, but the costumes really throw off my gaydar, so I don't know which girls to hit on. I never seem to be able to find cute lesbians.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 19:30:50 2013 No.6846013 File: 436 KB, 461x459, 1360722870598.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6846010 Guys are cuter than girls

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 19:32:50 2013 No.6846019 >>6846009 Vegas.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 19:33:19 2013 No.6846020 >>6846013 did ryan gosling and one of the hemsworths have a baby?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 19:34:19 2013 No.6846022 File: 77 KB, 192x154, 1358460995539.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6846019 Who're you cosplaying as? Wouldn't mind sharing some photos would you?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 19:36:49 2013 No.6846024 Quite a few times, they always turn out to be super clingy or batshit insane. Thankfully the batshit insane ones are usually the craziest in the sack

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 19:37:19 2013 No.6846027 >>6846024 There's no "D" in "crazy" you shouldn't try to put one there.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 19:37:49 2013 No.6846026 >>6846022 I'm a lolita. Do you live in Vegas?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 19:39:49 2013 No.6846029 >>6846027 Give them a fake name and number and you'll never see them again. Great sex and it ends there

>>	Mr. B !jTwseny72A Fri May 17 19:39:49 2013 No.6846030 >>6845993 They do. Like...all the time. I remember a few girls getting kicked out of Fanime for prostituting themselves. >>6846027 I'm stealing that.

>>	Mr. B !jTwseny72A Fri May 17 19:40:49 2013 No.6846031 >>6846029 You underestimate the power of crazy, man.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 19:41:19 2013 No.6846035 I've had quite a few opportunities, but turned them down.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 19:43:49 2013 No.6846037 >>6846010 I have the opposite problem - can never find cute lesbians irl, but somehow run into them left right and centre at cons

Anonymous Fri May 17 19:44:50 2013 No.6846038

I met a girl at a big con. She flirted with me and I kept things pretty chill.
Got her number and had to excuse myself to help a friend. Later that night my friends and I got into a heated situation so I told them I'd just sleep in the car. Well, it got cold and I called this chick up on a whim. She let me stay in her room on one condition.
The next day my friends and I patched up well and everything went better than expected.

Anonymous Fri May 17 19:45:20 2013 No.6846039

Have had the chance a few time and only taken it once. Ended up in some weird fwb thing and now we hate each other because it didn't work out, since we're both messed up people. Good fun, am scared of even approaching guys at cons now because of it though so that was a first and a last for me.

>>	Mr. B !jTwseny72A Fri May 17 19:47:19 2013 No.6846042 File: 37 KB, 560x429, 1118099527372.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6846038 What was the condition?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 19:49:50 2013 No.6846047 >>6846042 Haha, going to keep it fuzzy on the details but it resulted in some pretty amazing sex and I'm a sucker for pillow talk. Really great experience all around.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 20:15:49 2013 No.6846081 don't let your kids go to cons, I guess

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 20:17:49 2013 No.6846083 File: 689 KB, 143x142, tumblr_m857ihOO0Q1rbqu2po5_250.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6845961 >>6845956 >>6846047 Boner sequence has been initiated.

>>	⌠†ȝʳ⌡ Fri May 17 20:30:20 2013 No.6846097 File: 51 KB, 498x320, awww.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this was in hsg yesterday

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 20:37:49 2013 No.6846106 Cosplay sex seems like a really gross, desperate, skeevy experience. Do con people just not notice that it costs when someone crashes a room without paying? They have the right to charge the extra person off your card, you know

Anonymous Fri May 17 21:00:19 2013 No.6846135

>>6846106
I guess it matters if you/your roomies overuse utilities, abuse the room and are slobs. Sure, it costs the hotel more, then. But in a room with two beds, they'll wash all the linens regardless of whether there's 1 person in each bed or two. That's the same cost.

Anyhow. Nobody cares. This is a sex thread, not a hotel expense thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 21:02:19 2013 No.6846140 >>6846106 What does damaging the room have to do with sex?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 21:03:49 2013 No.6846145 >>6846047 Did she want to try something specific/kinky, or was it just sex?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 21:06:50 2013 No.6846154 >>6846106 Who said anything about cosplay sex? We're talking sex in general at cons.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 21:14:49 2013 No.6846169 Sometimes I think having roleplay sex in cosplay would be interesting. Like, she would dress as Sailor Moon, get a whip, and say "In the name of the moon, I will punish you!" Or is that weird?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 21:17:49 2013 No.6846174 always wanted to do it on the balcony

>>	Maguma !ftEuMagUmA Fri May 17 21:18:19 2013 No.6846175 >>6845915 Yep. It was pretty hot.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 21:20:19 2013 No.6846180 >>6846169 You would've already won with getting a girl dressed as SM in your bedroom. Wait....SM....whipping.... Oh shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 21:20:50 2013 No.6846179 >>6846175 OP wants to hear stories as do I.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 21:22:49 2013 No.6846185 >>6846169 After hearing about some of those other fetishes on 4chan, I would this is pretty much a damn reasonable one.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 21:23:19 2013 No.6846188 >>6846185 I accidently a word.

Anonymous Sat May 18 03:44:21 2013 No.6846863

once...was kinda awkward. She liked my cosplay turned out to be a fan of Yu-Yu-Hakusho as well which was neat. I was going to lie and say i don't have a place to stay when my roomates called and said they're throwing a party in the room. I told her the situation and casually said "you wouldn't be interested would you?" which thankfully she said no so we went back to her room and she had a deck of cards so we played for a bit she suggested strip poker one thing lead to another we did it.

Was pretty decent, she asked me what my fetish was and got kinda weirded out. Wouldn't have worked out between us anyway, i live in florida she in Maryland and neither of us were willing to move or move in together so we just exchanged skypes.

Anonymous Sat May 18 03:49:52 2013 No.6846871

>>6846863
>Was pretty decent, she asked me what my fetish was and got kinda weirded out.

why are you people mentioning this shit in passing and then not elaborating. is this to bait others, like myself, into trying to prompt people to post more of the story or what. what did you tell her your fetish was or is

Anonymous Sat May 18 03:53:51 2013 No.6846884

>>6846871
on the off chance someone won't ask. It's pretty vanilla anyway

i asked if she had any cotton panties like hanes fruit of the loom that sort of thing. She kind of just looked at me for a minute and kind of went off the deep end "i don't feel right letting a guy sniff my panties its gross and it makes me uncomfortable" before i could tell her that's not what i asked for nor was i going to

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 03:56:21 2013 No.6846887 cheated on my gf

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 04:01:51 2013 No.6846898 >>6846031 Hey, Mr. B did you get your tripname from something?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 04:01:51 2013 No.6846899 >>6846013 I think if big wes lost all that weight he might look similar. But food is good so that might not happen.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 04:06:51 2013 No.6846909 Yup, ended up with him for 14 yrs so far. Never would have seen that coming. I've had a few opportunities before him but never wanted to because I was too young and rather protective of my v card.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 04:09:52 2013 No.6846915 >>6845993 What is any female cosplayer, ever?

Anonymous Sat May 18 04:23:51 2013 No.6846929
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>met a crazy
>went with it anyway
>she took me to the bathroom in the lobby at our hotel
>no one there since con was still going on
>pushed me into the bathroom
>pushed me into a stall
>tied my hands behind the toilet
>stuffed something in my mouth
>slapped me a few times
>began to ride me
>suddenly: you know why i did this? i love piss and shit
>realize what a horrible mistake ive made
>shes saying just the weirdest stuff to me while slapping me digging her nails into my chest and threatening to open the stall door
>focus on finishing as fast as possible and hoping i get out alive
>finally finish
>she unties me
>gives me her number
>call me if you want, but not on sundays. or mondays. wait dont call me please call me was this mindless sex for you? do you love me?
>don't respond
>whatever get out of here then so i can finish myself off
>sneak out somehow undetected
>wait in the lobby for a little while for her to come out
>see several women go towards the womens room
>they come out of that area a few seconds after
>overhear them
>i don't know what her problem is but it smells god awful in there
>yeah she need some serious help
>ask for a room change and never look back

Anonymous Sat May 18 04:31:22 2013 No.6846945

i met a guy at a con once who was actually really nice and considerate. We got to talking and such and i asked if we could go back to his room because i don't have anywhere to crash which he accepted. As we were going back to the hotel he suddenly just turned around and was like "here, just so you know i'm serious about this" and handed me 500 dollars cash. Believe it or not i turned it down thinking he was joking and he kept insisting like "i'm serious i really want you to have this its just so you know i'm not like all the other guys". I finally ended up storming off. Few hours later i got a text "what room are you in? i'll come up" and i didn't recognize the number so i texted back "who is this?" and lo and behold it was him he had somehow gotten my number. Now he's sending all these weird ass texts and stalking me. By the next day i literally had 10 voice mails and at least 36 new texts all from him. Finally was able to block his ass

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 04:34:21 2013 No.6846952 I... I'd like to

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 04:41:21 2013 No.6846972 >>6846010 Dude. I want to find a cute lesbian who will have sex with me and let my boyfriend watch. :/ I just have no idea how to go about asking someone that.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 04:50:52 2013 No.6846994 >>6846972 Find a crazy.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 04:51:22 2013 No.6846998 Twice. Both times, I had my own room. I didn't have to worry about room mates walking in. One ended up getting married to someone about a year later.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 04:52:51 2013 No.6847000 >>6846994 HOW. D: HOW DO I SPOT THEM? ARE THERE A LOT AT AX?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 04:57:21 2013 No.6847013 I've always liked the idea of group sex with a few random guys,especially in a cute cosplay. I think 3-4 dicks would be the perfect number.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 05:18:51 2013 No.6847066 >>6847000 >AX Ohshit who are you

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 05:43:52 2013 No.6847107 >>6846945 I would've taken the money.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 06:27:51 2013 No.6847152 >>6846013 It's weird to admit, but most men look better than women sans makeup. It's like they're designed to be handsome without all the frills, but women gotta work.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 06:29:21 2013 No.6847155 >>6846175 Didn't you cheat on your g/f with your meth dealer in a hotel room?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 06:30:51 2013 No.6847158 I wanted to. But the con attracted too much jailbait.

Anonymous Sat May 18 06:39:21 2013 No.6847164
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Man, I took a bunch of sleeping pills 40 minutes ago. How the fuck did I get here? I just wanted to look at /ck/. Want some porn, /cgl/? Okay, done.

http://pastebin.com/ALi5DCux

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 06:43:21 2013 No.6847169 File: 473 KB, 1600x1064, peacock.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6847152 It's how nature is. Ain't nobody want a female peacock.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 06:49:22 2013 No.6847180 >>6846019 Hoo boy, Animegacon could use more people like you. Thumbs up in my book. But yeah, what do you plan to cosplay?

Anonymous Sat May 18 06:52:51 2013 No.6847182

>>6847000

Is it bad that I sort of circulate in my head whether or not I would consider dating a person if I think they'd be down to dress up like some mahou shoujo and let me ram them in the ass with a strap on?

just something I've been thinking about lately. How do you spot them?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 06:57:21 2013 No.6847183 >>6847066 I'm a kawaii mother fucker.

>>	Maguma !ftEuMagUmA Sat May 18 07:11:21 2013 No.6847192 >>6846179 I met a girl at ALA. We had sex on the 15th floor. :) >>6847155 I love these rumors. Much like the one where I knocked up a girl during the LoK panel at Comic Con last year. And to answer the original question, no I didn't

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 07:18:52 2013 No.6847196 >>6847183 My waifu

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 07:33:51 2013 No.6847207 >Have you ever had sex with someone you met at a con? This is the sole reason people go to cons. Anyone who says otherwise is a narcissistic special snowflake. Prove me wrong, snowflakes. You can't.

Anonymous Sat May 18 07:36:21 2013 No.6847210
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>TFW you'd never pick up a cute guy at a con because you don't want your friends knowing you swing to the other side every now and then and you are too shy to approach the girls you find attractive.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 07:39:21 2013 No.6847211 >>6847192 >I met a girl at ALA. We had sex on the 15th floor. :) in before ikyu x maguma sex pics

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 08:36:22 2013 No.6847246 File: 230 KB, 753x887, 6f1788656daf27267cf34409823a49d6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Requesting more awful stories.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 08:43:53 2013 No.6847260 >>6847207 Male cosplayers go to cons to do so. Myself included. What? At least I'm honest about it.

>>	RedDickies !!BvBZJIM+I1V Sat May 18 08:48:52 2013 No.6847266 >>6847207 I go to do drugs with my friends.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 08:52:53 2013 No.6847269 >>6845973 As an mtf, yeah, hormones and a shitty life will do that ta ya

shen Sat May 18 08:56:22 2013 No.6847272

Yes,but not at the con. I've had 2 relationships start at cons where I meet the person,keep in contact and end up dating a few months or a year down the line.
The closest I got to sleeping with anyone was last year because a I was working for a room party and my friend who I was going to be staying with(because she lived maybe 10 minutes' drive from the con) got too wasted to drive us back.I'd made friends with a Mal cosplayer earlier on and we ended up crashing in his room. It was basically a half-assed attempt on his part to maybe have sex but due to everyone being way too drunk to do much besides pass out it turned into half-naked cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 08:56:52 2013 No.6847271 >Met a guy at a con. >He offered me a place to stay. >We gave each other oral. >Became facebook friends and talk periodically to say 'Happy Birthday' and things like that. >Everything went better than expected.

Anonymous Sat May 18 09:14:22 2013 No.6847285

> be at con in D.Gray-man cosplay
> friend's room down the corridor is having room party, my room is invited
> get very drunk, apparently steal everybody's alcohol (I don't remember this)
> about three people I don't know, two of them are together, other one is 21 year old forever alone virgin
> one of virgin's favourite mangas is D.Gray-man, get talking
> elsewhere in the room, drama ensues, party disperses
> best friend and i swap rooms for the night, end up sleeping in a doorway of his room with virgin, using bits of his cosplay as a pillow
> wait for him to make a move on me
> get bored of waiting, jump him
> keep talking, meet up again a couple of times (he lives in Wales/near Birmingham, I live near Brighton)
> ohshitireallylikethisguy.jpg
> he asks me out, have been together ever since

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 09:16:52 2013 No.6847286 File: 91 KB, 480x640, 20130320-125454.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6847285 Why doesn't this happen to me?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 09:17:22 2013 No.6847287 File: 11 KB, 447x386, 1368315542110.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All you filthy sex-havers disgust me. DISGUST.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 09:20:23 2013 No.6847289 >>6847286 All you need is a drunk slut on rebound with whom you have a few mutual friends.

Anonymous Sat May 18 09:20:52 2013 No.6847290

Me and another friend went out drinking after the first day of a con with a girl that we met online some time before that,the bar closed so we went to our motel room to continue drinking and to talk shit,we were really drunk and she started kissing my friend,so i got up and tried to leave so they can have some sexy time,BUT,she stopped kissing my friend and told me that she could handle both of us had my first MMF threesome that night.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 09:37:22 2013 No.6847304 >>6847290 >>6847289 >>6847285 >Friends >Friends. Man it sounds like you gotta bring friends to make magic happen. All mine are completely disinterested in cosplay and conning. Can the magic still happen loner conning?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 09:47:23 2013 No.6847306 File: 384 KB, 350x263, 1363179700346.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >All these people who have 'nowhere to stay' FUCKING PLAN WHERE YOU'RE GOING TO STAY THE NIGHT IN ADVANCE HOLY FUCK

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 09:47:23 2013 No.6847307 >>6847304 I think its because of the alcohol.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 09:48:23 2013 No.6847308 >>6847306 Not knowing where to sleep its part of the fun...i never plan where i am going to sleep...the night provides.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 09:49:23 2013 No.6847309 >>6847308 I don't think guys can take that risk

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 09:53:22 2013 No.6847311 >>6847309 I am a guy.

Anonymous Sat May 18 09:57:53 2013 No.6847312
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>>6847311

Personally I'm a skinny, short, acne ridden boy (I don't even consider myself a man I'm that pathetic).

I can understand people not wanting to 'take me in', so I don't run the risk

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 10:19:53 2013 No.6847325 >>6847312 Monocycline. fix'd

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 10:32:53 2013 No.6847333 >>6847325 didn't work

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 10:34:52 2013 No.6847337 >>6847333 Tried going to a dermatologist?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 10:35:52 2013 No.6847338 >>6847337 of course

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 10:48:22 2013 No.6847349 >>6847338 how oily is your skin?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 10:50:52 2013 No.6847353 >>6847349 'very' doesn't even describe it

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 10:52:52 2013 No.6847358 >>6847353 how old are you? is it puberty or is it adult? how bad is the acne? do you know if it's genetic? how healthy is your diet? what do you use to treat it? what have you use to treat it?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 10:57:23 2013 No.6847362 File: 40 KB, 497x256, 1365543646518.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6847358 Why all these questions, stranger? 18 bad+scars genetic not unhealthy antibiotics

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 11:00:53 2013 No.6847370 >>6847306 I'm >>6847271 I did have a place to stay but it was further away than his place so it was more just changing where I stayed than not actually having a place to stay.

Anonymous Sat May 18 11:13:52 2013 No.6847381
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>>6847362
start drinking black tea (or better a black tea extracted) NOT green tea. no matter what anyone tells you green tea will make it worse; their was a recent study that showed that green tea increases DHT (a form of testosterone) by 200% while black tea can decrease it by 72%. you see, DHT is the root cause of acne because it is the hormone that causes your sebaceous glands to secret sebum (oil) which leads to acne. there are other more powerful DHT blockers but i wouldn't take them considering your a "boy" and DHT is something that makes you manly. also for your scars i would use some apple cider vinegar on it. fill a bottle up with 3/4ths water and 1/4ths apple cider vinegar and rub it on your face in the morning and at night after washing your face. do you know about accutane? have you used it before? also no matter what people tell you, acne is caused by hormones and drying out your skin won't make oily skin worse if that's what you've been told.

Anonymous Sat May 18 11:16:53 2013 No.6847382
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>>6847246
fuck it /fit/ here

saved this from some horrible thread a few weeks ago.

its really awful

>>6847381
not the guy you quoted but thanks for the tip.

Anonymous Sat May 18 11:20:52 2013 No.6847387

I had the opportunity several times but I turned them down because I didn't really want to bed any of them, and they were all friends I knew who all attended the same cons I did, so fuck any of that noise. Last thing I want is a reputation as being some sort of filthy con jiggolo who fucks all his friends then dumps them.

I've got buddies who had the misfortune of attending cons that their exes were at and that just messed up their whole weekend.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 11:27:22 2013 No.6847392 >>6847381 oh also very important but you might already know this. NEVER EVER TOUCH YOUR FUCKING FACE. your hands are filled with dirt that block pores that cause acne as you probably already know.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 11:28:22 2013 No.6847394 >>6847381 DHT huh? Isn't that linked to baldness?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 11:30:22 2013 No.6847395 >>6847394 yep and acne though not many people know about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 11:33:23 2013 No.6847400 >>6847395 why do images like this exist?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 11:33:53 2013 No.6847402 File: 204 KB, 640x300, GREEN%20TEA%20HAIR%20LOSS[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6847400 why do images like this exist?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 11:47:53 2013 No.6847418 >>6845993 They have those, they're called "gamer girls". Only they'll sleep with you in exchange for Microsoft point, wigs, and shoes.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 12:12:53 2013 No.6847448 File: 104 KB, 900x1273, Juri-juri-street-fighter-30648915-900-1273.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i really want to fuck a juri at a con and when she's done she'll be like "that felt good didn't it"

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 12:51:22 2013 No.6847492 >>6846945 What? Did he ask you to suck his dick or fuck him? Sounded like he just wanted you to have cash.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 12:54:22 2013 No.6847499 >>6847492 Not OP but I think he was trying to 'buy her love' which is ironic since he FUCKED IT UP

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 13:03:52 2013 No.6847517 >>6847325 acutane

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 13:04:22 2013 No.6847519 >>6847448 >tfw cosplaying juri at next con

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 13:54:53 2013 No.6847611 >>6847492 what >>6847499 said. Honestly i felt like if i did take it he would hold it over my head "oh you won't do x? i gave you 500 cash remember?" if he spent 500 on me i'd have been more impressed

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 14:03:23 2013 No.6847624 >>6847382 SAVED!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 14:09:53 2013 No.6847638 >>6847287 You and me, both.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 14:27:53 2013 No.6847667 File: 98 KB, 1280x720, 1355605013247.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6847382 What the fuck did I just read?

Anonymous Sat May 18 15:36:53 2013 No.6847739 [DELETED]

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>tfw you're a guy
>tfw you will be a cute, female cosplayer who will be an object for desire for strong, masculine men who will court you with the ulterior motive of having intimate physical relations with you

It hurts to live

Anonymous Sat May 18 15:42:23 2013 No.6847749
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>tfw you're a guy
>tfw you will never be a cute, female cosplayer who will be an object for desire for strong, masculine men who will court you with the ulterior motive of having intimate physical relations with you

It hurts to live

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 15:48:23 2013 No.6847754 File: 21 KB, 342x450, O.O shibu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6847749 >There are people who want to be fuckzoned?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 15:49:24 2013 No.6847759 >>6847754 I want to be desired sexually.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 15:52:24 2013 No.6847762 >>6847754 I don't want emotional commitment Just physical pleasure

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 15:57:24 2013 No.6847765 >>6847754 uhm...duh? I get the feeling you have never felt undesired or undesirable in your life.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 15:58:54 2013 No.6847766 >>6847754 Ladies and gentlemen: Female hypoagency.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 16:39:24 2013 No.6847814 >female cosplayers >not fucking at least 20 men at every con

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 16:42:23 2013 No.6847818 http://cltampa.com/dailyloaf/archives/2009/08/05/anime-conventions-and-random-hand-jobs#.UZfnp6I-bK0 Bizarre.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 16:50:53 2013 No.6847826 >>6847818 oh

Anonymous Sat May 18 16:58:53 2013 No.6847838

>>6847765
Glad to hear you've felt undesirable. I spent my teenage years fucking hot underage girls, playing guitar like a master, organizing charity events, going to interesting places with friends, saving money, and studying hard so I could actually accomplish something in my life. While a lot of guys developed muscles, I developed my social and artistic skills and then, because of all that book learnin' and saving I did, I went on to university. I didn't have time to lift weights, play sports, etc.

I do have time to get fit now that I'm an adult, except the difference is that I have a huge network of friends, contacts, an education, and a lifetime of good experiences, rather than just spending my best years in a musty sauna, and in a couple years I'll be more fit than most of the people who took the other route, since they seem to mostly end up working shitty jobs in igloo construction, viking, etc and eventually letting themselves go.

I suppose what I'm saying is: Fuck you. I can only bench 1 plate, right now, but I can LIFE way fucking harder than most of you faggots ever will, and those gains don't go away after you've got them.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 17:01:54 2013 No.6847841 Just on the off-chance, I have to ask - is anyone here going to be at the MCM Expo next week? If so, I'm game.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 17:02:54 2013 No.6847844 >>6847838 while you seem a tiny bit too angry/vindictive about this, i like this message. also i can't life for shit...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 17:02:54 2013 No.6847845 >>6847838 Not everyone is Lord Commander Fantastic dude. Many of us are jaded as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 17:05:23 2013 No.6847848 >>6847838 holy shit this /fit/ pasta isn't even 2 days old. let it age a bit man

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 17:12:24 2013 No.6847865 >>6847519 o_o

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 17:13:23 2013 No.6847868 >>6847848 hence the phrase "like a finely aged pasta"

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 17:15:24 2013 No.6847870 File: 240 KB, 1024x831, AlienMonster_IV.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You know it's threads like this and posts like this>>6847838 that convince me HR Geiger was right.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 17:16:24 2013 No.6847872 >>6847196 <3 r u girl who's dtf while my boyfriend watches?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 17:18:53 2013 No.6847878 >>6847868 pasta secca could be said to be dry aged - it's prepared over a period of several days

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 17:20:23 2013 No.6847881 >>6847878 foiled again! if it wasn't those well educated kids...

>>	Soni !!BvH0j6gtcGI Sat May 18 17:51:23 2013 No.6847919 Met my husband at a con. Sex is something we do. Just.... never at a con. Unless we aren't sharing a room. Which is rare.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 17:52:23 2013 No.6847923 >>6847870 >that convince me HR Geiger was right. And what did the Swiss artist have to say?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 17:52:53 2013 No.6847922 >>6847870 Right about what? Genuinely curious, I like the man's artwork and I'm wondering what you're getting at.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 17:57:53 2013 No.6847929 Yes, his name was Matthew.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 17:58:53 2013 No.6847934 Nope. /virgin

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 18:10:23 2013 No.6847952 No, but seriously guys. Looking for a girl who's okay with having sex with me, a chick, while my boyfriend watches. Don't even have to talk to each other after.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 18:13:23 2013 No.6847960 >>6847952 is it ok if my boyfriend watches your boyfriend? he might get really close but he swears he won't actually touch him...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 18:14:53 2013 No.6847964 >>6847952 >>6847960 can I get in on this? my boyfriend likes to watch guys watching guys, he'd love to watch your boyfriends watching eachother

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 18:15:53 2013 No.6847968 >>6847964 While all us women are watching each other, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 18:20:53 2013 No.6847977 >>6847968 or watching our boyfriends ps: can we do this in a house of mirrors? it'd make things way easier

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 18:22:23 2013 No.6847980 >>6847968 so who watches the watchers? also, will anyone actually be getting it on?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 18:27:23 2013 No.6847984 >>6847922 >>6847923 Look at the way it portrays sexuality.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 18:30:53 2013 No.6847986 >>6847984 Weird? Creepy? Alien? ...Slimy? Black?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 18:36:23 2013 No.6847995 >>6847980 We'll all be getting it on. With our eyes.

Anonymous Sat May 18 19:07:53 2013 No.6848024

I met a girl at a con, and though we didn't have sex, we exchanged numbers after we found out we lived about two hours from one another.

Our relationship didn't even last until the same con next year. I made the mistake of thinking girls at cons are just crazy and kooky because they're in con-mode.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 20:02:23 2013 No.6848147 Is there even a large enough boy-girl ratio at cons for someone to find a decent-looking partner for sex without being the most attractive person in the room or is con-sex some survival of the fittest type shit?

Anonymous Sat May 18 22:03:23 2013 No.6848345

>meet cute girl
>we really hit it off
>ask her what she's into (generally, we hadn't even discussed relations at this point)
>oh i really like roleplaying and being forced against my will
>uhh ok...i kinda meant your hobbies haha...
>oh well those are my hobbies. So you wanna come back to my hotel room? i brought some stuff we can watch
>she asks me to hold her hand while we leave
>NO I WON'T GO WITH YOU QUIT IT YOU'RE HURTING ME OH GOD WHY IS THIS HAPPENING YOU'RE GOING TO RAPE ME AREN'T YOU? FINE JUST MAKE IT QUICK OH NO I WAS SAVING MYSELF FOR MARRIAGE
>people are staring
>well? are we going back to the hotel or not?
>she does this the whole way to the hotel
>get to her room
>now i gotta warn you my roomates are pretty crazy
>her mom and fucking 5 sisters all ranging from 5-15 or so
>none of them speak english (i think they were mexican)
>don't worry my mom usually passes out around 10
>...what about your sisters?
>oh them? they don't mind we just have to keep it down
>watch anime dvds
>play pokemon with her sisters
>her mom finally passes out
>alright start getting undressed we'll do it on the bed
>she yells something at her sisters and they all leave the room

i still regret it. She was insane, just kept yelling shit at me "you're hurting me, please stop what am i going to tell my mom, now i'm going to get pregnant, oh god please help me" but if i stopped she just looked puzzled. She was really into being forced...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 22:10:23 2013 No.6848357 >>6848345 What....

Anonymous Sat May 18 22:12:24 2013 No.6848360
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came close once. Made a huge fucking mistake
>man i'm really tired! can i go back to your room and crash?
>but the con isn't over yet
>she looks at me puzzled
>but i'm reallllly tired!
>oh...well we could sit down for a while and you can rest
>no that's alright...i should go anyway...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 22:13:23 2013 No.6848365 >>6848360 god, that is so realistic.

>>	Stormy Sat May 18 22:14:53 2013 No.6848366 >>6848345 That's hilarious anon! I laughed out loud. I hope you haven't had to talk to her again though, she sounds pretty crazy.

Anonymous Sat May 18 22:18:23 2013 No.6848372

I met a girl at the rave. She was really cute and we started dancing together. She passed me a bottle from her pocket and I took a swig, it was pure alcohol. We shared this and grinded together for an hour or so, then she grabbed my hand and led me outside. We found an empty alley in between hotels that was dark. She started rubbing her hands on my breasts and stomach and we started kissing. I was getting super wet and she slipped a finger inside me. She started rubbing my clit and I did the same for her. We almost had each other to the point of orgasm but I didn't want the fun to stop so I asked her to come back to my room.

I had my own room and when we got in she immediately threw me down on the bed. I went to get up but I was bent over on all fours and she reached a hand around and slipped it into my pants. I was so wet, I begged her to take me. She started undressing me slowly and took my bra off with her teeth. We were still pretty sweaty from the rave so we decided to hop in the shower. It had one of those detachable shower heads so of course we pleasured each other with it. We were soaking wet and furiously making out and went back to the bed. She went down on me, her tongue was magic, it swirled my clit perfectly. We were both so wet, we started scissoring, she was on top and holding my leg up. We kept rubbing abnr rubbing, and she was clawing at my leg asking me if I was ready. I said I was, and she sped up, faster and faster until we both silmutaneously came. We laid together for about an hour or so, and then she got dressed, kissed me goodbye, and I never saw her again.

One of the best orgasms I've ever had though

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 22:26:53 2013 No.6848387 implying lesbians scissor

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 22:27:23 2013 No.6848388 Gonna be on the prowl at my next con, first time both sexually active and single at a con. I don't know how successful I'll be because I'm chubby and have zero game, but a girl can hope.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 22:29:23 2013 No.6848391 >>6848388 Shouldn't be too hard to find a guy who's down to fuck And if you're worried about the chub just exercise when you have time. Though not many will care as long as you aren't a land whale

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 22:29:23 2013 No.6848392 >>6848372 Goddamnit. Why does this never happen to me.

Kiwi !Hc6EcVkstI Sat May 18 22:34:23 2013 No.6848397

I.. I've always had this secret desire to cosplay Nezumi

and happen to find a lone Shion aimlessly browsing the con. I'd wait for the right moment, maybe until they sat down and looked bored, and rush up to them to take them by the hand and be like "what are you waiting for, you haven't seen anything yet" and twirl them off to good panels, tasty food and cosplay shenanigans with friends.

We'd hold hands all day, having fun left and right, until they follow me to my hotel room and we ... kiss each others cheek goodnight and fall asleep in each others arms, fingers interlocked tightly until the sun rises.

>tfw it'll never come true ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 23:29:23 2013 No.6848498 Does a beta male who is gonna crossplay as Homu have any chance at AX? ;_;

Anonymous Sat May 18 23:37:24 2013 No.6848518 [DELETED]

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>>6848498
Unsure about your question, though I'm sure it shouldn't be too bad.

Though this is what I stopped by for:
>male crossplaying
mah nigga
my friend and I are both going to crossplay Panty and Stocking

Anonymous Sat May 18 23:40:24 2013 No.6848525
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>>6848498
It shouldn't be too bad, though if you have friends going it'll be a lot better.

Also:
>Male crossplaying
Mah nigga.
I convinced a friend of mine to crossplay Panty & Stocking with me in August. Should be fun.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 23:40:54 2013 No.6848524 i always wondered if shit like this happened at cons hoping to find a moderately attractive guy at an upcoming con who's dtf so i can loose my virginity and get it over with.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 23:45:54 2013 No.6848534 I've never hooked up with everyone, but my girlfriend of 3 years and I usually have sex in our cosplays at cons.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 06:04:24 2013 No.6849025 >>6847107 Of course you would, you cheap whore.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 06:07:24 2013 No.6849026 >>6847266 tryhard, you can literally do that at any other social gathering. Do you like the feeling of being some sort of rebel in the presence of a bunch of weebs?

Slutcliff !!oApGYJz0ghp Sun May 19 06:16:54 2013 No.6849030
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I gave a blowjob in my Grell cosplay once, pointy teeth and all. Dude must have been a masochist or some shit because I offered to take the teeth out and he insisted I keep them in.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 06:18:24 2013 No.6849031 File: 263 KB, 400x363, 1291771462402.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6847210 Oh shit anon are you me

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 06:53:54 2013 No.6849040 >>6849030 Unholy Fuck, that's awesome. :D

Anonymous Sun May 19 07:02:24 2013 No.6849047

Met a girl at a con she ended up hating me. the next year saw her again, talked hung out. This time she liked me.(got out of my weird phase). Find out she is tsundere and doesn't mind my maid and cute fetishes. Start dating ,share rooms together at cons, Now we are married.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 07:11:24 2013 No.6849050 >>6848372 Said the virgin male of 32 who's never been to a con

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 08:41:54 2013 No.6849088 >>6848360 I would've done the same. I'm not used to girls wanting to go that far with me ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 08:44:25 2013 No.6849091 File: 113 KB, 300x482, Untitled-13.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6848391 >>6848372 Losing weight is 90% diet. If you want to look like this, stop eating so fucking much

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 09:00:54 2013 No.6849102 >>6849091 A beautiful specimen of the human species.

Anonymous Sun May 19 09:17:24 2013 No.6849115

I'm a chubby cosplayer and was finally single and dtf at my last con. I was only a few weeks from being 18 though at the time so adding to my social awkwardness, I was too shy to actually initiate any of that anyways while being afraid of being jailbait for 20+ year old guys.

At the next con though I'll be 18 for around 7 months tho, and I've been losing weight recently so hopefully I'll be fuckable by then.

But how do you guys even have this happen? I'm sharing a room with other girls but I'm too afraid of going back to a guy's room and meeting up with a crazy or a beta...

>>	Slutcliff !!oApGYJz0ghp Sun May 19 09:23:26 2013 No.6849121 >>6849115 I personally like to get to know people first, it's safer. Nothing's more dangerous than hooking up with a random person.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 09:33:54 2013 No.6849124 >>6849115 not to mention unknowingly laden with cold sores cold sores are for life man

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 09:56:55 2013 No.6849135 I'm hoping to get laid at Gencon. One of the friends I'm going with is interested but I don't know if it's actually going to work out and since it's my first convention ever I'm probably going to be too wide-eyed to try and find someone.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 10:44:56 2013 No.6849174 >>6845993 I don't know if fans have the money to do that kind of thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 10:48:55 2013 No.6849179 >>6847306 Every time I plan a hotel, my whole weekend is a shit show and I complain. Every time I don't plan a hotel, I meet really interesting people and generally have a good time.

Anonymous Sun May 19 10:52:55 2013 No.6849185
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>>6847312
>skinny
Starting Strength, 1g protein per lb, roughly 1 year of consistent effort
>short
Doesn't affect much, I know a lot of tall and awkward people. It's all in your head. Pretend you're tall or that height doesn't matter and eventually it won't.
>acne
I'm guessing teenager, so it'll die down in time. Try (in ascending order) a lot more water, Benzamycin, Glycolic Acid, dermatologist, Accutane.

Thank you, I will be solving problems all day.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 10:55:25 2013 No.6849189 >>6849124 Are con people riddled with STDs?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 10:56:25 2013 No.6849191 >>6847838 >igloo construction What the fuck. Also, 1 plate is pretty pathetic. You're a girl, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 10:57:56 2013 No.6849193 >>6849191 >Replying to /fit/ pasta

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 11:02:26 2013 No.6849196 File: 200 KB, 753x544, 1363973631734.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6849185 what about the scarring? We're talking INDENTS ON MY SKIN THAT LOOK REALLY BAD AT CERTAIN LIGHTING ANGLES

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 11:06:26 2013 No.6849198 >>6849189 >>6849189 >>6849189 THIS. I'm terrified of random sex because of STDs. or STIs. Whatever. I don't even trust condoms (even though I still use them).

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 11:08:56 2013 No.6849200 >>6849198 you are wise. just read about extremely drug resistant gonorrhea. you can catch it via oral sex and it will live in your larynx EATING OTHER DEAD BACTERIA TO GAIN THEIR IMMUNITIES.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 11:11:25 2013 No.6849202 >>6849200 so it's like the megaman of bacteria?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 11:16:55 2013 No.6849211 >>6849202 i prefer kirby but either will do. also it's china's fault...

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 11:20:25 2013 No.6849215 >>6849196 I have that too because I was stupid motherfucker when I was a teen and always scratched shit open. Nobody ever mentioned them to me and they can only be seen from certain angles.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 11:20:25 2013 No.6849218 >>6849211 nothing new here! that scares me. i love oral, but man.. I wish people's IDs had a STD check on them or something. fuck any chronic communicable disease should be on there.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 11:51:26 2013 No.6849266 File: 496 KB, 500x367, video of my face.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6849215 I didn't scratch that shit open and I still got scarring ;_; Thinking of getting dermabrasion done or something

Anonymous Sun May 19 12:07:56 2013 No.6849306

>>6849196
Dermatologist. There are many scar treatments available, without posting a picture there's no real recommendation I can give you.

http://www.torontoacneclinic.com/scar.html

Also, anyone else reading this post

DO NOT PICK AT YOUR FACE

Pimples, scabs, lesions, cysts, warts...

DO NOT FUCKING PICK AT THEM

DO YOU THINK YOU KNOW BETTER THAN YOUR BODY DOES? IT'S BEEN HEALING WOUNDS BEFORE YOU COULD WALK!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 12:09:55 2013 No.6849308 >>6847164 I like this post

Anonymous Sun May 19 12:15:55 2013 No.6849321
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I don't even want to have sex. I'm a kissless, hugless virgin. All I really want is to cuddle with a cute, female cosplayer who wants the same. I've never had that sort of emotional connection with someone before. God I'm lonely.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 12:25:25 2013 No.6849333 >>6849321 Same here, we all have that urge, is human instinct, but pull it back, we as humans also have this thing called repression, I use it alot

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 12:26:25 2013 No.6849336 >>6849189 >>6849198 i dont know by looking at them, but Cold sores = herpes which are a shit because you can get that just from kissing and bam stuck for life with ugly red sores every time you get a cold

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 12:28:25 2013 No.6849340 >>6849336 oh yeah, thats right, you may not even notice the person has cold sores/herpes until they've got a cold.. good luck friends

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 12:37:56 2013 No.6849360 >>6849306 Thanks, maybe later I'll try and get a pic, but it's kind of a mix. Indents, deep lines, discolouration

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 13:01:56 2013 No.6849386 >>6849321 >>6849333 >someone please pity me You guys are pathetic, you have to earn a connection like that It won't just fall into your lap

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 13:05:55 2013 No.6849390 >>6849386 Nah man, I've accepted I have a face that noone could love, am fine with it I have plenty of friends and that's all I need

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 13:08:26 2013 No.6849393 >>6849386 >we are all born equal

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 13:08:56 2013 No.6849395 >>6847304 you missed how alcohol was involved in all of these Wine makes me a little gay, i've stopped drinking it with my friend out of fear i might end up sucking his dick

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 13:12:25 2013 No.6849399 File: 5 KB, 223x226, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6849390 I can't accept it

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 13:14:56 2013 No.6849404 >>6849399 Live by this motto: 'Women ain't nothin but bitches and hoes' Wiser words have never been spoken

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 13:14:56 2013 No.6849406 >>6849395 >wine makes me a little gay that's some weird wine you've got there.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 13:15:55 2013 No.6849409 >>6849406 It's called cum

Anonymous Sun May 19 13:28:56 2013 No.6849432

I've never been to a Con but my ex-gf was a life guard and would really really really like to be fucked in her life guard uniform, I really didn't get anything out of it ( was more annoying because I had to keep moving that shit to access her slut hole)
thing was when i started getting bored I decided my fetish was coming all over her and I ended up ruining a lot of swimsuits because of massive jizz stains all over her crotch
We eventually broke up shortly after I stopped bagning her in the

>>	Guts !lW6gxKexeE Sun May 19 13:35:55 2013 No.6849442 >>6847285 Worst thing is, if you're female I think I know who you are

Dr. Robotussin Sun May 19 13:38:25 2013 No.6849450
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Well we met at the con. Then some days later we hung out, went back to my place and fingered her. Had huge tits and was pretty cute.

Ssdly she's a bit off the deep end so thats as far as we got.

I hate cons sometimes.

>Rarely get laid at cons.
>"Fuck trying to get laid. It always blows up at the last second and you feel like shit cause you just wasted a whole weekend trying to fuck and not have fun."
>"I'M NOT FALLING FOR IT THIS TIME!"
>Meet awesome chick.
>flirt flirt flirt.
>"Hey want to fuck?"
>"SORRY I HAVE A BF LOL I HAD NO IDEA YOU WHERE FLIRTING!".
>Spend rest of the con sexually frustrated.

>Come to /cgl/ and read threads of all these women who are at lest 6/10 attractive that can't get laid.

>>	CrimsonDynamo !wMq31OqnHo Sun May 19 13:43:25 2013 No.6849457 >>6845915 Yes. It was ok.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 13:43:25 2013 No.6849458 >read this thread >cgl has more advice on how to treat acne than they do with getting laid >typical cgl

Anonymous Sun May 19 13:45:55 2013 No.6849461
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>>6849450
>going to cons just to get laid
>putting that much effort into getting laid
>mfw

Sir, I think I've found your problem. Stop obsessing over sex and maybe you'll get some.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 13:52:55 2013 No.6849475 >>6849458 Can't have one without the other :)))))))))))

>>	Dr. Robotussin Sun May 19 13:55:25 2013 No.6849478 >>6849461 I don't think you read my post at all cause that's what I pretty much just said.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 13:56:25 2013 No.6849479 >>6849478 By the sounds of it you're still way too invested in the idea of fucking a girl at a con. Who gives a shit? I'd tell you not to let your penis dictate your weekend but you're a man so I won't bother, there is absolutely no point.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 13:58:56 2013 No.6849484 >>6847287 You're not alone.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 13:59:26 2013 No.6849485 maybe if I stop trying to make money, some will fall in my lap

Dr. Robotussin Sun May 19 14:36:56 2013 No.6849531

>>6849479

But that's what the first two lines of my post said.

I'm trying to not get laid and then, despite saying I don't want to get laid I met a girl that I hit it off with and we spend the whole con flirting.

I don't know how to make myself more clear that I'm trying not to and it just happens anyways.

Kinda like how you don't look for love it finds you only instead it's trying to not to get laid and then you find someone you could potentially sleep with.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 14:39:56 2013 No.6849538 File: 76 KB, 644x772, tfw.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw almost found a dominant lolita gal >tfw close but no cigar

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 14:44:55 2013 No.6849544 >>6849479 >telling a man not to prioritize getting pussy at any opportunity. Every social gathering is a chance to get laid, it being a con makes no difference. Just the girls can be a tad weirder than usual.

Anonymous Sun May 19 14:47:25 2013 No.6849551

>>6849544
Haha, and you wonder why we have no respect for men at cons. Amazing that so many people can dedicate their whole life to something as banal as chasing sex.

>>6849531
So just... don't get so hung up on it if it doesn't work out. If you're sexually frustrated have a wank. It'll happen eventually.

Anonymous Sun May 19 14:51:26 2013 No.6849556

>>6849538

>Try to find a submissive lolita gal
>"I seriously look like a crossbreed between a pig and Gary Busey but I want you to buy me $8,000 worth of lolita bullshit and MAYBE I'll suck your penis :))))"

No wonder guys just bring a bunch of alcohol to some high school anime group party.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 14:52:25 2013 No.6849565 >>6849558 Oh no it's still the same. Regular sugar daddy/escort/panty selling threads.

Anonymous Sun May 19 14:52:26 2013 No.6849558

>>6849458
>typical cgl

A couple years ago (back in 2011, early '12, when I used to browse this board alot) this board was littered with whores, it wasnt uncommon for girls to come out saying they prostituted themselves out for brand. I don't know if this board has since changed then and has had a demographic shift, but this board has always been filled with sluts.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 14:52:56 2013 No.6849560 >>6849551 >Amazing that so many people can dedicate their whole life to something as banal as chasing sex. http://denisdutton.com/baumeister.htm

Anonymous Sun May 19 14:52:56 2013 No.6849564
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>>6849321
>tfw a girl was extremely forward with you (leaning against, hugging, following around, etc)

Last night she texted me "Do you ever feel like you're as subtle as a brick with someone but they're completely oblivious?"

And that's how I got in my first relationship. I hope she wouldn't look down on me for liking anime...?

Anonymous Sun May 19 14:53:25 2013 No.6849567

>>6849538
>used to be a dominant lolita
>now into gyaru instead because of dem aesthetic superiority feels

Getting jealous bitchglares from other women on the street sure does feel good. Ain't my fault you look like a marshmallow in your tracksuit, doll.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 14:55:25 2013 No.6849570 >>6849567 As long as your clothing is garish as fuck and you're using my face as a masturbatory aid, I like you. >>6849564 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yOL6D5IKRg

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 15:05:25 2013 No.6849590 I can't imagine fucking a cosplayer considering how insane and sociopathic they generally are.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 15:06:26 2013 No.6849596 >>6849590 To me that's a turn on.

TheFrog !wpee/aFiDY Sun May 19 15:08:26 2013 No.6849598

Yep. In fact, I met someone at ACEN on Friday, she told me she wanted to meet up on Saturday after the masquerade and then after we met up at the masquerade, she wanted to hang out more so I invited her to my room (staying at the Hyatt).

We were hanging out, having a few drinks, and she brought up the fact that she hated that there didn't seem to a "Cosplay After Dark" event going on this year and how she was really horny. Didn't think anything was going to happen but then she told me to close my eyes and she started giving me head. She ended up sleeping over since we stopped fucking around 2 and we slept in this morning. She left around noon and headed off to the show floor in costume and we're hanging out in about an hour. I feel incredibly lucky because she's gorgeous and she is my age (23) and lives in downtown Chicago too.

Will girlfriend.

Sp yeah, moral of the story is good things can come out of con encounters. i love you ACEN 2013.

Anonymous Sun May 19 15:10:56 2013 No.6849604

>>6849551

Oh god, are you really that unaware? Everytime a man talks to you, at the back of his head, despite whatever the fuck is coming out of his mouth at the time - he's measuring how much of a chance he has to bang you. Sorry, if some other guy in your life gave you another impression. There are women out there who still hope that they'll meet that one guy who doesn't have ulterior motives, some guys know how to take advantage of that shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 15:12:57 2013 No.6849607 >>6849598 You mentioned that she wanted to meet after the masquerade. Was she cosplay in during it and if so, what was she cosplaying.

>>	TheFrog !wpee/aFiDY Sun May 19 15:14:26 2013 No.6849608 >>6849607 Yep. She was cosplaying as a Zelda character.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 15:16:26 2013 No.6849615 >>6849598 That sounds really hot. Thanks for sharing.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 15:16:26 2013 No.6849616 I can barely approach women in real life. Why would I ever approach someone at a con? Especially with all those horror stories circulating the internet?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 15:24:57 2013 No.6849635 >>6849604 And women only want an alpha male who cums money. Okay, got it.

>>	anon101 Sun May 19 15:26:56 2013 No.6849641 >>6849047 u lucky bastard!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 15:28:26 2013 No.6849644 Dat feel when europe and don't go to cons. Going to gamescon soon as Booker Dewitt but probably won't have anything happen :(

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 15:29:27 2013 No.6849650 >>6849644 I'm going as Dr. McNinja for Phoenix Comi-Con. Because I'm chubby and my face doesn't fit a single character. Lots of clothes to cover fat and simple ninja mask. I'm sure I'll get TONS of pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 15:33:57 2013 No.6849657 >>6849598 Is it weird that I just jacked off to this?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 15:52:56 2013 No.6849681 >>6849604 This used to be some kind of "rule", like the friendzone or something. It was something like "No matter what they say a every male friend you've ever had has thought about fucking you at least once"

Anonymous Sun May 19 16:04:56 2013 No.6849691
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>>6849551
>Haha, and you wonder why we have no respect for men at cons. Amazing that so many people can dedicate their whole life to something as banal as chasing sex.

That's as may be. And I respect your point of view. If I may present a counter-argument from a 23 y/o male virgin:
FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU WITH BELLS ON TOP YOU CUNT! YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW INCREDIBLY DISHEARTENING IT IS TO BE SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE YOU KNOW FOR A FACT TO BE HAVING SEX WHEN YOU'VE NEVER FELT EVEN THE SENSATION OF INTIMACY!?
FUCK OFF, AND WHEN YOU GET THERE, YOU CAN FUCK OFF A BIT MORE!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 16:18:26 2013 No.6849706 >>6849691 >muh feelings dictate my life :( >muh feelings >muh beta bfeelings >dat feel when >feels >that feel... >must compare myself with everybody else or else muh feelings may disappear!

Anonymous Sun May 19 16:22:57 2013 No.6849708
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>>6849706
Not that guy but it does kinda suck. The feedback that men tend to get when they fail a social rite of passage is usually "lol faggot", and success with women is a big one. Add to that the constant horniness - men have about eight times the testosterone that you do at your peak level of arousal - and it's pretty shitty.

Pic related is a chick who masqueraded as a guy for a while. Good book.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 16:31:26 2013 No.6849718 >>6849706 >I have no zero feelings or empathy. And that is why no one feels empathy for feminists. they are hypocrites.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 16:31:56 2013 No.6849719 >>6849598 Ummm, If I remember right, you passed out fucking drunk at 11:30 and I left. Sorry, you must have been dreaming because I didn't go near your dick after you passed out from two smirnoff malt liquours like a pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 16:31:56 2013 No.6849720 >>6849708 The whole "men are way hornier than women" thing is total bullshit. I've had a higher sex drive than every guy I've ever dated. Men want sex more because of social conditioning.

Anonymous Sun May 19 16:36:27 2013 No.6849728

>>6849720
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testosterone#Testosterone_and_sexual_arousal

It has been found that when testosterone and endorphins in ejaculated semen meet the cervical wall after sexual intercourse, females receive a spike in testosterone, endorphin, and oxytocin levels, and males after orgasm during copulation experience an increase in endorphins and a marked increase in oxytocin levels. This adds to the hospitable physiological environment in the female internal reproductive tract for conceiving, and later for nurturing the conceptus in the pre-embryonic stages, and stimulates feelings of love, desire, and paternal care in the male (this is the only time male oxytocin levels rival a female's).[32]

Testosterone levels follow a nyctohemeral rhythm which peaks early each day, regardless of sexual activity[40]

There are positive correlations between positive orgasm experience in women and testosterone levels where relaxation was a key perception of the experience. There is no correlation between testosterone and men's perceptions of their orgasm experience, and also no correlation between higher testosterone levels and greater sexual assertiveness in either sex.[41]

An increase in T levels has also been found to occur in both men and women who have orgasms that are masturbation-induced.

Both sexes also produce testosterone in the adrenal glands. Testosterone levels are typically 10 times higher in males compared to females.

Anonymous Sun May 19 16:37:57 2013 No.6849730

>>6849728
Falling in love decreases men's testosterone levels while increasing women's testosterone levels. It is speculated that these changes in testosterone result in the temporary reduction of differences in behavior between the sexes.[32] However, it is suggested that after the "honeymoon phase" ends, approximately 1–3 years into the relationship, this change in testosterone levels is no longer apparent.[32] Fatherhood also decreases testosterone levels in men, suggesting that the resulting emotional and behavioral changes promote paternal care.[33] Men producing less testosterone are more likely to be in a relationship[34] and/or married,[35] and men producing more testosterone are more likely to divorce.[35] However, causality cannot be determined in this relationship.

See >>6849560 for reasons why this is the case. Men need to be MOTIVATED to prove themselves worthy of mating - women are worthy of mating from birth.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 16:37:57 2013 No.6849731 >>6849720 I call bullshit. Show me evidence of a woman masturbating 4 times a day consistently for months.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 16:39:27 2013 No.6849733 File: 76 KB, 716x524, gettin-plugged-in.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6849719 OOOOOOOH Tell us more!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 16:40:56 2013 No.6849736 >>6849731 >Guys masturbating 4 times a day You... what?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 16:43:26 2013 No.6849740 >>6849736 i've done 5 times before

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 16:43:26 2013 No.6849741 >>6849135 Try playing FATAL

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 16:45:56 2013 No.6849744 >>6849740 >implying that is natural and good >Implying that is a praise worthy achievement >Implying anyone can do that consistently What fucking world am I living in, holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 16:49:27 2013 No.6849749 >>6849744 get checked for low T

Anonymous Sun May 19 16:50:56 2013 No.6849754

>>6849731
I masturbate about three times a day ever since I hit puberty. It's not four times but it's been going on consistently for fucking years.

And masturbating is not a good aspect when it comes to women because we are socially conditioned to think it is dirty and ugly, but men are much, much less so.

Anonymous Sun May 19 16:51:26 2013 No.6849758

>>6849736
>>6849740
>>6849744
If I only masterbate 4 or 5 times a day I consider it a slow day. It's usually upwards of 10+.

I am being completely serious.

I dislocated my finger on my fapping hand, and had to wear a hand brace 24/7. Do you think I stopped masturbating? HELL NAH I SWITCHED HANDS BITCH.

I once masturbated so often that I tore the skin on the side of my dick. DO YOU THINK I FUCKING STOPPED AT THAT POINT? DO YOU THINK I AM SOME SORT OF CASUAL??? I KEPT GOING AND NOW I HAVE SCAR TISSUE ON THE SIDE OF MY DICK. MY PENIS IS BATTLE TESTED AND READY FOR WAR.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 16:51:56 2013 No.6849757 I masturbated for the first time at age 18

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 16:53:26 2013 No.6849761 >>6849749 Haha, good one retard. Maybe if I was an insecure asspie such as yourself I would fall for that.

Anonymous Sun May 19 16:53:56 2013 No.6849762

>>6849744
>implying that is natural and good
what is natural is not necessarily what is good.
The question is it healthy?
If a guy doesn't masturbate for a long time prior?
Nothing wrong with it.
Doing that frequently WOULD be harmful. But jsut one day? no problem

>Implying that is a praise worthy achievement
It isn't one worthy of scorn.
>Implying anyone can do that consistently
probably not.

Anonymous Sun May 19 16:54:57 2013 No.6849765

>>6849754

>And masturbating is not a good aspect when it comes to women because we are socially conditioned to think it is dirty and ugly, but men are much, much less so.
Men are given the same pressures as women.
Masturbation is referred to as a sin for men several times in the bible and very strictly taught in the catholic church. Christianity still being VERY popular in the united states.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 16:57:27 2013 No.6849769 >>6847207 >Mfw I rarely go to cons, but when I do, it's to practice IRL observation drawing I can't endure anything normal. So when I need a source, better find something out of the ordinary.

Anonymous Sun May 19 16:59:56 2013 No.6849772

>>6849720
Spoken like a true woman, completely oblivious. You wanna see mans true nature go take a typical western woman and put her in a middle eastern country, she'd get raped within minutes. Not because of "social engineering"

I dont know how exactly to describe it, but you have no idea the feels men get in their balls when they see a naked ass. Even when I was 7 and long before knew anything about sex, whenever I saw a woman in short shorts, i didnt know why at the time but I liked what I saw.
>>6849744
I've jacked off 3-4 times a day when I was in highschool, the only reason I dont now is because I don't have nearly the same amount of free time now.

>>6849758
stop typing in all caps you look like a retard

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 17:01:26 2013 No.6849776 >>6849765 Yeah, and that's totally why male masturbation and penis jokes are OK but female ones are taboo. Women's sexuality are not expected to be held back at all.

Anonymous Sun May 19 17:02:26 2013 No.6849778

>>6849776
>Yeah, and that's totally why male masturbation and penis jokes are OK but female ones are taboo

Where did you grow up?
Where I grew up that was entirely the case.

We had a name for it.
"Locker room" humor. And people get extremely mad or gave you dirty looks if you took it, well, outside of the locker room.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 17:02:26 2013 No.6849781 >>6849778 wasn't entirely*

Anonymous Sun May 19 17:03:56 2013 No.6849782

>>6849761
>gets told to get check for low t
>automatically has a knee-jerk reaction with "sh-shut up aspie"
>Tries to claim not to be insecure

sure are defensive anon. it's ok even if your dick stops working you can always become a cuckold and let some other guy get your girl off.

Anonymous Sun May 19 17:04:26 2013 No.6849783

>>6849778
Did you grow up in the fucking bible belt?

Penis jokes and masturbation are like a universal humor topic among all men, of all ages. I haven't met a single fellow male who hasn't enjoyed one of these.

The "locker room" humor mostly involved the guys wrestling with each other naked and pretending to be gay.

Anonymous Sun May 19 17:04:56 2013 No.6849784

>>6849776
>Is there a gender difference in strength of sex drive?
http://www.csom.umn.edu/assets/71520.pdf
>Sexual Economics: Sex as a Female Resource for Social Exchange in Heterosexual Interactions
http://www.csom.umn.edu/Assets/71503.pdf
>Cultural Suppression of Female Sexuality
http://www.femininebeauty info/suppression.pdf

Especially that last one. Enjoy!

Anonymous Sun May 19 17:05:56 2013 No.6849788

>>6849783
>Did you grow up in the fucking bible belt?
No.
>Penis jokes and masturbation are like a universal humor topic among all men, of all ages.
In the locker room. Behind closed doors. In secret. Among guys.

Not in open public discourse.
Not the same.
>The "locker room" humor mostly involved the guys wrestling with each other naked and pretending to be gay.
Uhhhhhhhhh

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 17:06:26 2013 No.6849789 >>6849784 Does daddy know he raised a whore?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 17:06:26 2013 No.6849790 >>6849788 >not in open public discourse Yes, in open public discourse. What fantasy world do you live in, Anon? Unless by "behind closed doors" you really mean "not around women".

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 17:09:26 2013 No.6849795 >>6849790 Not where I lived, not where I grew up.

Anonymous Sun May 19 17:09:57 2013 No.6849796

>>6849790
Not even that anon, but not everyone likes the same things and not everyone's groups of friends are interested in the same sort of subject matter. Now everyone stop making stereotypes and blanket statements for shit that's fucking dumb in the first place.

Anonymous Sun May 19 17:14:56 2013 No.6849801
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>>6849772
>I dont know how exactly to describe it, but you have no idea the feels men get in their balls when they see a naked ass.

I do, actually. When I see hot men walking half naked down the street in summer, I get a little pinching somewhere near where my uterus is supposed to be. Same with when I think about sex or stuff I'd like to do, or did.
Oh, and I should also mention I've always had a much higher sex drive than every one of my boyfriends.

Now I'm scared I might have high levels of T, even though I am pretty much hairless and pretty feminine overall.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 17:16:27 2013 No.6849805 >>6849801 Well if you understand it... Maybe you shouldn't be quite so condemning of people who feel similar.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 17:16:56 2013 No.6849806 >>6849801 I understand that feeling too. And I have a feminine body myself. I don't think it has something to do with your level of T.

Anonymous Sun May 19 17:21:57 2013 No.6849813
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My only issue seems to be that no one wants to have sex with a clone of John Lennon.

I can show up in a white suit off of the Abbey Road cover, look and speak just like John Lennon (I get it every single day when I go outside, even just wearing normal clothes, that I am a John Lennon dead giveaway)

I've been unable to find any woman at a con who has any musical tastes whatsoever- even if they disliked John Lennon, at least have the opinion.

I'm still waiting to see/find a good BECK: Mongolian Chopsquad cosplay that I can crash as John Lennon- maybe find a Maho of my own to shag.

But it doesn't happen so I just end up having regular, normal sex and avoiding conventions

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 17:21:57 2013 No.6849814 >>6849796 This. The two idiots arguing about when a cock joke is appropriate just shut up already.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 17:22:26 2013 No.6849818 >>6846106 that's only if the hotel finds out, and you sound like a jealous virgin : / I've met a lot of people like you, and they turn out to be jelly virgos.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 17:25:27 2013 No.6849820 >>6846106 well i believe a majority of people on here don't care if they charge you for one more person, in return you are getting kinky cosplay sex. so uh yea, sounds like no one ever wanted to pay extra for your duck butter.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 17:27:26 2013 No.6849822 >>6849805 I'm not, that is my first posts on the subject. I completely understand. >>6849806 I wonder why it happens, then

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 17:27:26 2013 No.6849824 >>6846154 yea it's a sex thread, but about sex at a cosplay convention. So most people would suspect it to be cosplay sex. Fucking tards.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 17:29:56 2013 No.6849828 >>6849404 guaranteed to stay single with that motto

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 17:29:56 2013 No.6849831 >>6849828 And that's the point.

Anonymous Sun May 19 17:33:56 2013 No.6849839

>>6849801
Are you sure it's not just a matter of your previous boyfriends not being able to keep up and get the job done? rather than you having a high sex drive?
>>6849828
who says anyone has to say it outloud? women aren't mind readers, as much as they'd like to be believe otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 17:35:56 2013 No.6849844 Things I learned from this thread: >Don't even try to approach women if you're not 10/10 >Women are whores >Women have no empathy and a way to justify having no empathy >captcha: about kikeslet

Anonymous Sun May 19 17:38:56 2013 No.6849847

>>6849844
That's either true of /cgl/ or all women.

Either one does not bode well.

Let me state this outright:
I would take a thousand and one hambeast women who care about me than just ONE 10/10 who was from /cgl/.

Because any woman who cares about my feelings will come before any other woman who cares less or not at all.

Every time. In friendship and love.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 17:41:57 2013 No.6849852 >>6849847 /cgl/ is full of scum females that make females look bad. If you are unattractive you can almost always clean yourself up and look much nicer. But a bad attitude? Good luck with that.

Anonymous Sun May 19 17:42:57 2013 No.6849856
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>>6849839
Yup, pretty sure. I usually met them in my house or their every single day or so to do things, and they were OK with doing it only once or twice (which sounds pretty normal) while I always wanted to keep rubbing my ass against their crotches and for them to grab and massage my breasts while we did unrelated non-sexual stuff. And just generally have as much sex and sexual interaction as possible.

It never occurred to me that this may not be normal until my current bf started teasing me and calling me a nymphomaniac.

Anonymous Sun May 19 17:49:32 2013 No.6849876

>>6849852
You may think I'm crazy.
you may call me a liar.

But I think a chubby 6 or 7 can become a solid 8 or 9 if she has a warm personality.

She doesn't even have to like video games or shit like that. Doesn't matter what she's into. If she's got a good heart I can find her more -physically- attractive.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 17:50:32 2013 No.6849883 >>6849852 Dating and sex are fucked up games anyways. Games I can't win. It's easy to tell us it's our fault when you have all the power.

Anonymous Sun May 19 17:54:32 2013 No.6849890

>>6849801
Can you go into detail about that "pinching" detail?

I've always been curious about female sexuality, like what they feel when they see a hot dude, etc. I've always wanted to ask one of my female friends but i dont to get it interpreted as me coming onto them/sexual harassment.

>>	lupinthethird !bz9IVDZezM Sun May 19 18:02:34 2013 No.6849904 >mfw none of the "consluts" seem to show up at AWA

Anonymous Sun May 19 18:02:34 2013 No.6849905

>>6849890
A strong shiver that feels like it comes from the top of your spine and goes down it and... you know the twitchy thing hard cocks do sometimes? It feels like that, except inside your body, somewhere near your bladder. Like a muscle contracting? This is usually accompanied by a slight feeling of pleasure.

I especially enjoyed the beginning of my relationships because while the sex with that person is still novelty, this happens very damn often.

This doesn't happen by visual contact only i.e just looking doesn't do this. But looking leads to imagining or remembering previous experiences, which triggers this.

Hope I helped? I understand why you'd be wary of asking them.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 18:08:35 2013 No.6849911 >>6849876 I'm with you! I could care less if someone isn't the best looking anyways. But /cgl/ will call us liars. Good sex only gets you so far.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 18:10:35 2013 No.6849913 File: 97 KB, 425x440, 1309880645584.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6849856 >I will never find a girl this horny

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 18:15:37 2013 No.6849921 >>6849905 yeah, thanks! That actually sounds kinda hot, i've always been curious about the female POV, since as a man I can't really imagine the appeal of wanting to be penetrated. shit horrifies me lol

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 18:18:37 2013 No.6849925 >>6849911 Even a hambeast can be good at sex. Like I said. personality, warmth. those win awards. I like to think myself a good judge of character and know when someone's trying to fake a good personality.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 18:25:38 2013 No.6849943 >>6849913 Follow your dreams, anon-kun. Though I think this could get pretty annoying. >>6849921 It horrifies you because you don't have a proper hole made for it that feels amazing when it happens, I guess? Lol.

Anonymous Sun May 19 18:29:39 2013 No.6849949

>>6849943
>It horrifies you because you don't have a proper hole made for it that feels amazing when it happens, I guess?
Yes he does.
It's called an asshole and it leads to the amazing wonderful g-spot called the prostate and stimulating it leads to prostate orgasms which are unlike any orgasm a man can experience otherwise.

Well.
He COULD use a sound.
But that gets into the freaky and weird territory.
Not that strapons and dildos aren't already there.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 18:36:41 2013 No.6849959 >>6849949 I'll pass on the prostate orgasms, no orgasm is worth shoving something up my ass.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 18:37:41 2013 No.6849967 >>6849959 I still have my black cherry, but I wouldn't mind giving it up to a girl with a strap on.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 18:48:31 2013 No.6849988 >>6849949 The asshole is not MADE for it, though. It can feel amazing, but it's not intended for penetration like mother nature wanted vaginas to be.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 18:58:33 2013 No.6850008 >>6849988 So?

Anonymous Sun May 19 19:02:33 2013 No.6850015

>>6849988
Look son. There are people on this website and on the internet that would bang an anthromorphic animal until they died. Sticking it in the anal hole is nothing you hear me boy?

>inb4 I'm a girl no you are not, you think you are but you are not even if you have the equipment.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 06:59:44 2013 No.6851262 >>6849644 Gamescom, huh? What about Connichi?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 07:04:46 2013 No.6851263 >>6849765 >Masturbation is referred to as a sin for men several times in the bible nope, Catholic lies

Anonymous Mon May 20 07:18:49 2013 No.6851268
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Just use a lubricated, gloved finger. People describe the prostate as a chestnut ball of flesh. Now personally I can't 'find' that but there is an area that feels really good if I touch it (and sort of like that feeling you get when you have to pee). Play with that spot with one hand and pleasure your penis with the other. It may take longer to reach orgasm but when it comes it'll feel incredible. Two times more powerful than a regular orgasm.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 08:23:38 2013 No.6851295 >>6851268 wouldn't you need a pretty long finger?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 09:08:36 2013 No.6851336 >>6851295 You really need to push it in there are far as you can manage. Your hand will be in pain afterwards from the strain, but it's worth it. Better option would be to find someone else to... help you :)

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 13:15:45 2013 No.6851663 >>6849442 MCM Expo October 2012?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 17:08:35 2013 No.6852058 >>6849198 Yeah, I got an STI while losing my virginity and using a condom. The sex wasn't even good. You are wise to be cautious.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 17:27:39 2013 No.6852082 >>6852058 What was the STI? :)

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 17:38:42 2013 No.6852102 >>6852082 Why...why would you put a smiley face there?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 17:59:34 2013 No.6852141 >>6852102 ;)

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 18:40:44 2013 No.6852222 >>6852141 Are you getting off on STI transmission? Are you aroused by diseased vaginas? That's the vibe I'm getting. Be gone with you! You'll not fap to my sexually tramsmitted infection on this day.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 18:57:34 2013 No.6852254 >>6849758 You must be extremely feminine. When males ejaculate, a lot of estrogen is released in you. Means the more you do it, the more womanly you become. Real men only fuck once a day at best.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 19:47:30 2013 No.6852376 >>6852222 I will fight you

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 04:36:41 2013 No.6853391 >>6849772 hey girlfriend are you fucking stoned? you're rambling and I think it's time you scamper off to bed now.

Anonymous Tue May 21 07:59:54 2013 No.6853513

>>6852058
i'm the guy who doesn't trust condoms, so how in the fuck did you get an STI while wearing one? are there some that the thing just doesn't protect against?
did you ask the girl and she lied and said she was clean?
did the condom just break?
fuck man, that really blows. i am truly sorry for what happened.

Anonymous Tue May 21 19:15:38 2013 No.6854490

>>6847207
I go to Fanime almost solely for the swapmeet and to put "stage personality at one of the largest US conventions" on my resumes. Also voice acting panels.

Also I'm fat and male so I'm never getting laid. Good thing I'm charismatic and have a good sense of humor, otherwise I'd be completely fucked for life.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 19:22:39 2013 No.6854511 >>6854490 I mean, I do enjoy the atmosphere and the really intense super-complex cosplays and the gameroom and the absolute lack of shame, not gonna lie.

Anonymous Tue May 21 21:24:38 2013 No.6854797

>>6845915
I did once and ended up dating him for a few months after wards. Needless to say, it was the biggest mistake of my life. I broke up with him because he gave me HPV. A few months later I found out he started to date that lolita-charm chick (I think they've since broke up). Apparently he was a lolita hopper and fucked many other lolis.. My whole community probably has HPV because of him.

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