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You know what to do, /cgl/

>> No.7275072

Does it count if it's not really a weeb story, but rather a story that deal with a lot stupid shit and the person is kind of weeby and stupid? Like this isn't like "x roommate was a yaoi hambeast and tried to touch me in my sleep" but rather this person is fucking whack and weebish.

>> No.7275094

>>7275072
Yes! tell it!

>> No.7275100

This one time I went to a convention and some guy looked at me.

He must be a disgusting rapist that's part of the patriarchy

>> No.7275126

>be my 10th grade year of highschool
>16 at the time
>my friend tells me about our local anime club
>I want to make friends, so I go
>everyone was loud, so I'm uncomfortable
>it was election night so they were excited, theyre all actually good people
>in walks my former friend Shauna
>she's wearing this anime hot topic shirt from about 2 years ago and a tutu from hot topic
>think to myself "what the fuck"
>since I'm new we have to do an introduction game
>liked homeshit back then, so I say I like homestuck
>shauna flips her shit
>have no idea how we became friends after that, but we did
>obviously a bad sign
>things didnt go south till last year

>> No.7275143

>>7275126
>shauna is dating someone online in michigan
>we live in nj
>lets call her ex bf naegi (lets use their favorite dr characters at the time for names)
>he ends up cheating on shauna
>cheats on her with someone we'll call sayaka
>naegi and sayaka treated shauna horribly at the time
>would insult and belittle her
>I try to calm her down and get her to stop being friends with them since they were horrible to her
>"okay anon" and she ignores them for about a week
>shauna has the whole group of friends
>naegi (michigan)
>sayaka (Tennessee)
>Saionji (NJ)
>Komaeda (also Michigan)
>shauna is the thirstiest motherfucker I've ever met
>shauna is 14 and constantly complains about not being in a relationship
>"Waahh anon, no one will ever love me and I'm going to die ALONE"
>after she broke up with Naegi, she started dating Saionji

>> No.7275150

>>7275143
>Saionji didn't pay much attention to Shauna
>Shauna is upset by this obviously
>both Naegi and Saionji agreed at the time that Shauna was clingy
>she was very clingy
>Shauna still has feelings for Naegi
>Saionji, who liked Naegi previously, also still has feelings for him
>Saionji used to constantly send Shauna anon hate when she was dating Naegi
>"you dont deserve him"
>etc, etc
>Saionji calls Shauna a whore and a clingy bitch over skype while at my house (this will be explained later)
>shauna cries
>I should mention it was my birthday as well
>we tell her not to talk to her anymore
>shauna continues to insult saionji over skype
>wat
>Naegi, Sayaka, and Saionji all treat Shauna terrible
>feel bad for shauna
>tell her not to be friends with people who treat her so poorly
>ignores my advice
>Sayaka and Naegi eventually break up
>Sayaka gets bullied out of the group

>> No.7275158

>>7275150
>eventually Naegi and Komaeda start dating
>Shauna is upset because she still wants Naegi's dick
>Saionji continues to send anon hate to Shauna
>"you still like him dont you"
>shauna is still complaining about having no one still
>as a lesson, Komaeda sets Shauna up with some random guy Shauna shares no interests with
>Shauna breaks up with the guy three hours later
>Shauna tells me that Komaeda is now upset with her
>Komaeda is actually fake upset
>trying to teach Shauna a lesson about not saying she'll get with anyone
>bit of a dick move, but hey, I guess people learn differently
>this is all back story
>the next part is why I got so upset with her

>> No.7275179
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>>7275158
>this is where it starts involving me
>the icing on the shit cake
>one night I'm skyping with my friend
>i go to shauna's blog
>there's a suicide note
>this is pretty normal since she does this every other night
>but since all this shit happened recently, I panic
>call her, no answer, call her mom, no answer, call her dad, finally an answer
>her dad doesn't seem that worried when I tell him
>tells me shauna and her mother must be talking about it over dinner
>shauna and her mother have been out to dinner, made the post while they were out from her phone
>oh
>get a message on skype three days later
>from shauna
>"my parents blocked tumblr on my computer and phone"
>"they say it causes all my problems"
>shauna goes to therapy later that night
>when she gets home she tells me her dad hit her
>says "her friends" say i should come pick her up
>I freak out, and tell my parents
>my dad says shauna is being sketchy about this whole thing
>she isnt calling the cops
>she isnt telling why her dad hit her (there is no history of violence with her parents)
>so my dad wont let me go drive and pick her up
>i freak out and start crying because I feel guilty
>my dad calms me down and tells me I did the right thing by telling her dad
>by the end of our conversation he tells me that I shouldn't be friends with her anymore
>not without talking to the parents about what just happened
>both shauna and I have depression, and I have anxiety on top of it
>not scared to admit it, I climbed that peak, i dealt with my demons, im better now
>thing they tell you in the hospital though is that its dangerous to hang out with relapsing patients
>like drug addicts, the relapsing one will only bring down the one who wants to recover
>even my doctor agrees shauna is a bad influence on me
>the next day
>ask shauna how she is and why her dad hit her
>"oh when I got home and when my dad asked me how therapy went I told him to fuck off"
>mfw
>im pissed
>she doesnt give a shit about consequences

>> No.7275200
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>>7275179
>if her dad had a gun, he could have shot me or my dad
>her parents could have called the cops on us and had me or my father arrested for trying to "save" shauna
>this wasn't a "anon im scared come save me"
>it was a "see dad they'll protect me, theyre on MY side"
>just another game of hers
>I tell her we cant be friends again until our parents talk
>a few days later no word on if shes going to get our parents to talk
>tell her we can't be friends anymore
>that its not safe for me, I dont need her dragging me down with her
>tries to guilt trip me
>by typi,,,,,ng,,, l,,ik,,e,,,, th,,,,is,,,,,
>remove her from all accounts
>reality sinks in
>im free
>im finally fucking free
>friend alerts me of this status
>pic related
>proceed to print it out, hang it on wall, take pictures and decoden it, take it out in the snow, and set it on fire
>this is just the basic story
>next comes the shit she did before the shit icing on the cake

>> No.7275214
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7275214

>Otakon 2012
>cosplaying homestuck with gf
>a small group of mid-teen hambeasts (2 or 3?), with printed symbols on paper taped to their shirts, spot us
>nonono please no
>sandwiched between the dirk and another chr
>gf thankfully escaped
>probably some gross yaoi ritual idk, bounced back and forth against them
>how-could-this-happen-to-me.mp3
>my weeb horror virginity, finally taken

>see them leaving the AA some time later
>goes up to a friend and asks to make babies with her
>angrily tells them "fuck no"
>they leave, don't see them again

>> No.7275219

>>7275200
f5 f5 f5 f5

>> No.7275224

Anyone got the story about the crazy girl who stabbed the OP with a needle full of her blood or something? A right spine-chiller

>> No.7275227
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>>7275200
>constantly copied my cosplay plans
>it's one thing if we both like the character, but that was never the case with Shauna
>most notorious was Rei Ayanami
>make it clear for a long time that I want to cosplay Rei
>Shauna comes to my house on my birthday and watches the 2.0 reboot with me and my friends
>Shauna has never watched NGE
>January of 2013, didn't even know what Cruel Angel's Thesis was
>a week later she tells me "lol im cosplaying Rei"
>sends me pic related
>be like okay
>a bit peeved she picked to cosplay something from NGE despite never watching the original series
>oh well coincidence right?
>wrong
>has done it on several different occasions
>another instance is Miss Pauling from TF2
>back when I played TF2 and read the comic, but I stopped doing that for several reasons
>tell her I'm going to cosplay Miss Pauling
>"oh im going to do her too for when Naegi cosplays scout!"
>shauna never has, and never will play Tf2
>could not name all the classes if I asked her
>plan to cosplay Ryouko Otonashi from Dangan Ronpa 0
>Shauna being the spoiled single child she is, has her parents bring her home things from time to time
>her mom brings her home a red wig (think Asuka red)
>shauna would have me go on anime character database to find someone she could cosplay with that wig
>I find nothing, shauna's specifications are always must have big boobs and must be cute
>she asks me if theres anything from touhou that would fit her specifications
>no
>"what about sound horizon"
>fuck no
>"what about that girl you're cosplaying anon, from DR0?"
>her hair is blood red
>shauna has never even finished the first Dangan Ronpa
>yet she has cosplayed Chiaki from the second game and asks me about Ryouko
>actually she cosplayed "maid chiaki" lol
>her costume didnt come in on time for the con
>shauna is a major bandwagon jumper
>has done it for almost every tumblr thing
>off, homestuck, wtnv, you name it

>> No.7275230

Not really a horror story but I saw a furry weeaboo while riding down the street about 2 weeks ago. She was wearing one of those stupid Pikachu ear hats and a furry rainbow wolf tail. Thank god I wasn't driving or I may have crashed my car. Why in the hell would anyone dress like that in public?

>> No.7275231

>>7275214
Well, to be fair, you were cosplaying Homestuck. If you didn't want pret-teen weeb ass, you shouldn't have done that.

>> No.7275242

>>7275231
Yeah, I did it before Otakon too and didn't encounter that sort of thing before. Pretty much dropped out of it since. No regrets.

>> No.7275246
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>>7275227
>tell her I hate homestuck
>"I hate homestuck too anon"
>a week later her tumblr blog is covered in homestuck and says she's going to cosplay one of those ugly ass fancy dreamer designs
>okay shauna whatever you say
>shauna is also one of those people who believes my friends are her friends
>my friends either hate her on dont even know her
>she followed around one of my friends for the entirety of NYCC '12 and CPAC '13
>friend didnt even know her
>shauna also lies and constantly and blames people for her fuckups
>she procrastinates on ordering her Chiaki wig so she has to order from Epic Cosplay (3-4 shipping)
>asks me what color to get
>I tell her get greyish lilac/lavender
>she gets vanilla fusion pink
>"well anon you told me to get this color"
>what the fuck made you think that was greyish lilac
>I tell her to get a nice bottomweight cotton for a skirt of a godtier homestuck costume
>gets cotton broadcloth
>"you told me to get this fabric"
>she constantly blames others for fuckups
>say her "weeaboo friends" are the reasons her wigs are so ratty
>we have to work at the 4H fair for the anime club
>a dirty, outdoor, humid, hot, fair with farm animals
>its a dirty muddy field with tents
>tells me she wants to wear a $300 brand lolita dress and tea party flats
>tell her fuck no
>posts this on her blog
>simple hand made pieces my ass
>she wanted to wear her BtSSB dress
>over uses the uwu uou and uvu emoticon
>uses it for almost every fucking thing
>small annoyance but it began to grate on me after a while with all the other shit
>constantly told me things like "I want to cut/kill myself or i want to drink"
>did this everyday
>also does not bathe well, hair was already greasy
>once had to put foundation on her face because she didnt know how
>touching her face was like touching a stucco wall
>want pimply, but pores were all clogged with dirt to the point where her skin was bumpy as fuck

>> No.7275249

>>7275227
Girl needs to work on cleaning her house before she thinks about working on costumes.

>> No.7275251

>>7275179
>>"my parents blocked tumblr on my computer and phone"
>>"they say it causes all my problems"
Parents being more tech savvy than anyone ever expected

>> No.7275276
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>>7275246
>treated her parents like shit
>would scream at her mother to get out of her room
>her mother was just trying to pick up her room and take the dirty laundry
>would constantly ask her parents for a lot of money (think $200) when we went out
>would ask right in front of me
>uncomfortable as fuck
>she throws a fit when they dont give it to her
>shauna is very ungrateful
>her mother made her a chibi moon halloween costume when shauna was 6 or so
>she constantly complains about how inaccurate it is and how her mother used costume satin for it
>lol my mom didnt make me shit
>feel bad for her parents
>her parents were nice
>shauna's room and sewing area (as seen in the Rei picture) are in deplorable condition
>shauna's room always has clothes and trash on the floor
>wigs under the bed
>dirty panties on the ground
>once i lifted up the blankets on her bed to find an empty strawberry container and empty huge pop chips bag
>sewing room was even worse
>thread, bobbins, and needles all over the floor
>white Chiaki blouse was under the wheel of her chair
>god save us
>also extremely spoiled
>her parents by her everything
>all her lolita stuff came from her parents
>has an adult tricycle
>once showed me a $220 Angelic Pretty skirt that was ugly as fuck
>i say something about the price
>"oh well its not that much"
>wat
>parents "cut her off from cosplay" for a while
>shauna complains to me how they wont buy wigs or fabric for her anymore
>lol no pity from me I've had to pay for my own hobbies and other shit since I was 12
>parents would still allow her to do "steampunk"
>see gears hot glued on everything
>a week later her parents were buying her materials again
>once dropped $200 at a small shitty con
>that $70 kigu she bought is now in the trash
>Shauna is 14, and she masturbates for old men on omegle
>to feel loved she says
>initiate gagging
>she did that during her relationship with Saionji
>thats why Saionji called Shauna a whore

>> No.7275295
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7275295

>>7275276
>shauna thinks she hot shit at sewing
>once told me a steampunk design she wanted to do was "a few steps below sakizou tier"
>she cant even sew a straight fucking line
>I can sew decently
>I know fabrics well and I take my time and research costumes
>Shauna needs me to make her GT Rose costume 2 weeks before the con
>can only do it on weekends
>have 4 days to make this at her house
>I get to her house to help her, she hands me cotton broadcloth
>I look at her like "what the fuck is this"
>blames her mom for it
>GT Rose is a costume that would need fabric that drapes well
>also needs to be fitted
>Shauna doesn't exactly have the most flattering body
>cant make it fitted
>cotton broadcloth
>worst fucking thing I've ever made
>cotton broadcloth potato sack
>worse than the first costume I've ever made for cosplay
>i want to burn it
>tell her from now on if I'm to be helping her I'm telling her what fabric to get
>never rewears costumes
>one and done
>craftsman ship is absolute shit
>tries to pull a costume out of her ass in a day
>I mention early 2013 that I'd like to cosplay Marisa from Touhou
>she throws out "Oh I'll do Reimu then!"
>never played the games
>tries to pull a Reimu skirt out of her ass
>cotton broadcloth monstrosity with puffy paint smeared on it
>fucked up hem
>also did the same when I wanted to cosplay Meiling in the future
>"oh well I'll do Patchouli"
>satin ribbon shittily sewn onto what else, cotton broadcloth
>did this a lot
>always tried to cosplay with me
>say I might cosplay Bloody Marie from Skullgirls
>pestered me about until the end of our friendship about being the Bloody Marie to her Peacock
>find out Bloody Marie and Peacock is her otp
>um
>her Peacock dress was also a t shirt sewn onto a cotton broadcloth skirt
>she blamed her mom for that
>her friends ask her to make cosplay for them
>she tells me she makes it shitty as possible
>pic related, the Teto cosplay she made for her "friend"

>> No.7275301
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7275301

>>7275295
>honestly it's usually what her costumes come out looking like

>> No.7275302

>>7275227
of course she's a fatass.

>>7275246
That tumblr's gone; what is it now?

>> No.7275304

>>7275276
>>shauna's room and sewing area (as seen in the Rei picture) are in deplorable condition
Holy shit, that was her room and not the basement? Why does she seem to have a water heater in her bedroom?

>> No.7275309
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7275309

If you've ever watched the simpsons, in Mr. Burn's voice I want you to say "ah, excellent" and then look at the pose Shauna is doing
>>7275302
Her tumblr has been deleted several times, so most of her cosplays from that are gone.
But this is her new url
http://pattycock.tumblr.com/
>>7275304
Oh no that's her basement. Her sewing area is in the basement.

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7275320

>>7275295
>that monstrosity
Though, she did try to purposefully make it shitty, so guess she succeeded. But damn, what a huge bitch for trying to make it shitty in the first place.

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7275333

>>7275301
>I'll never forget NYCC '13
>she told me she was going to do Fancy dreamer Nepeta and regular nepeta
>I help her with nepeta for one weekend, and then I get busy with something so I cant help her anymore
>3 weeks before NYCC, she tells me she doesn't think she'll finish FD Nepeta
>says her friend is sending her a Nepeta cosplay
>later in the week she sends me the Rei skirt saying its her backup
>2 weeks before NYCC
>she asks me about what to do for the HIC in terms of bodysuit
>I tell her to order and modify a zentai suit since I know she cant sew spandex for shit
>tells me "oh but I want to make it hard on myself, i want to be covered in plastic wrap and duct tape" (for a pattern)
>ok
>ask her this isnt for NYCC is it
>"oh no anon this is for zenkaikon in April!"
>ok
>tell her she should work on her NYCC costumes
>later in the week she tells me how she got HIC fabric
>but shouldnt you be working on NYCC stuff
>ignored
>tells me later shes working on HIC horns
>ifuckingknewit.jpg
>weekend of NYCC
>I ask her how her HIC costume went
>"oh well I went for the fanon one, the one with the leotard and thigh highs and gloves"
>tell her the fanon one is shitty
>"well I like it and everyone at the con likes it unu"
>yes sure listen to a bunch of homestucks at NYCC
>knew she wouldnt get any pictures or show me her costume
>do a little snooping in the tags
>find her on sunday
>she was wearing tights instead of thigh highs sunday
>cringe
That for the most part is the main story where it involves me, I still have some more pictures of her and her cosplays if anyone wants them

My friends are still friends with her on facebook purely to keep me updated. She's still a dramacow its hilarious.

>> No.7275337
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>>7275333
Another picture of her HIC

>> No.7275341

>>7275333
I want her tumblr and your tumblr

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7275346

>>7275309
>pattycock.tumblr.com/
I always kek a bit when weebs post or reblog shit that flies in the face of Japan.

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>>7275337

i added her

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7275354

>>7275348
She accepted you?
I remember she told me that she was "the best Mio" at Anime Boston in 2012

>> No.7275360

>>7275354
yeah we're talking right now
she seems alright actually
for the moment

>> No.7275372

>>7275354
I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS 14 STILL
I THOUGHT ALL THIS HAPPENED AGES AGO
THIS IS RECENT?

>> No.7275383

>>7275372
Dude, really?
The dates in the greentext match up perfectly with the tumblr posts, and you don't even have to be scouring the blog to notice it.

I'm honestly surprised that no one's announced it sooner.

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7275396

>>7275372
Yeah, we broke off the friendship in November.
Most of the shit happened between later 2012 and 2013.

From that day on I learned I should never make friends with someone who is more than 3 years younger than me.

I'm 18 now, she turns 15 in March.

>> No.7275404

>>7275396
I'm 18 as well. I just wanted to see if she was still annoying and.. I dunno, I'm a curious person. She told me she was 14
then
typing
like
this
said
we
could
be
friends

What's your tumblr dude, I'm curious about you as well.

>> No.7275421

>>7275231
Eh, I think it's common fucking courtesy to not touch someone without permission

>> No.7275422

>>7275309
>can i talk to someone„, please„„„,

I keep seeing people do this with commas, what the fuck does it mean? I get that it's another dumb Tumblr fad like swiTCHING to caPS LOck in the middle of words but what are people trying to accomplish by acting like they don't know how to use a keyboard?

>> No.7275428

>>7275422
I,,,,,, have reall ly bad anxiety and i,,,,, can t ev en type,,,,,be,,cause,, im,,,, anxiety,,,,, too,,,ba,d

>> No.7275426

>>7275422
it's a part of HS, isn't it? i know one of the characters do that...

>> No.7275433

>>7275404
Sorry anon, I don't really feel comfortable posting my tumblr on here. The last thing I want is her friends finding this and flocking to my blog and saying "how dare you post her on 4chan". I try not to attract a lot of attention on that website anyways. I already had one of her friends try sending me anon hate when I just said I'm glad to be free of her and made a vague comment about her bad singing.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZbnhMnf80f
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aRlHUEdbOV


But that sounds like the way Shauna types. I'm interested as to what you said to her to get her attention.
>>7275422
I think it's supposed to represent stuttering.

>> No.7275434

>>7275333
to be honest, you both sound a little shitty? she's the bigger spoiled trainwreck but why continue to be a bitch to her about her bad choices when you can just ignore her?

>> No.7275442

>>7275396
oh geez, she's only 14? of course she's a crazy little idiot.

>> No.7275443

>>7275433
I didn't actually say anything
After she added me back.. She messaged me
She's being totally normal and friendly-
She says she's considering cosplaying madoka

>> No.7275461

>>7275434
You have a point anon, I could have chose to ignore her, I could have let her worn her lolita to the fair. But then she would have complained to me about why I let her wear her brand dress to a fair and how its ruined now. I guess that's why I chose to stop being friends with her, and this was the final way to get things off my chest. I guess part of me didn't want to see her fail or make bad choices.
>>7275443
Ask her if she's going to make it, she had one before that she made, it was, well less than average. Her wig was also a Charlotte wig she chopped up. It was actually one of the wigs I found under the bed.

>> No.7275463

>>7275433
I wondered about stuttering/halted speech but what is the significance of the commas as opposed to periods? I know the trend is to not fix your typos but she does it consistently so I know it's not a typo. Can anyone else confirm hamsteak like >>7275426
says?

>> No.7275465

>>7275461
I wonder what she would say if I found a way to bring you up.
I don't want to scare her off though.

>> No.7275469

>>7275463
No literally I only see "omg pity me I'm such a poor anxious/depressed/suicidal bby" people type like that.

>> No.7275473

>>7275421
Tell that to the people around here. I wear lolita fashion and I also have very long hair and I get touched SO OFTEN it's ridiculous. I'm constantly shocked at how often it's fully grown adults, and it's mostly women, who I would think would be more cognizant of touching strangers.

>> No.7275474

>>7275463
I know Tavros, one of the trolls had a quirk about that. But I don' t think that was her intention, I think it was to sound like stuttering
>>7275465
She did make a status about me, in >>7275200
So it wouldn't be like you brought it up out of thin air.

>> No.7275481

>>7275422
i guess it's how tumblrites try to be uguu? i've been using tumblr for years and i still think it's stupid

>> No.7275485

>>7275422
>swiTCHING to caPS LOck
I fucking hated that when it was popular among people with Issues on tumblr. I don't know what it is about it, but seeing post after post of that from the same person elevated my fucking heart rate and made me really anxious--like they were yelling at me, or speaking normally and then suddenly yelling at me mid-sentence/mid-word.

A friend of a friend's tumblr was like that and I followed them to be polite and friendly but couldn't handle it. Then I slowed up my activity for a few weeks and quietly unfollowed them. They then vagueblogged about how they'd been unfollowed because they identified with dragons or something.

Bam, less than a year later word got out everywhere that they were a gaslighting rapist who preyed on younger tumblr kids/trans kids.

That's.

a lesson.

>> No.7275488

>>7275463
making intentional typos like ht...,,, i S,,, including swapping commas for periods is considered cutesy like >>7275481 said

i haven't heard of any homestuck-related origins but if it's true i wouldn't be surprised

>> No.7275491

>>7275488
oops i meant swapping periods for commas

>> No.7275493

>>7275474
"Please, don’t give these guys any sympathy!!
protienjunkieVosslershotgunneckhorse
Seriously!! They’re harassing my friends and being really rude all around. They’ve been calling me and my friends “cissys” and saying that we shouldn't take their "joke" seriously bc "LOL ITS JUST A JOKE HAHA"
??
Is that related to you or

>> No.7275496

>>7275485
I hate all forms of Tumblr typing. The intentional typos, the run-on sentences with no punctuation/capitalization, the erratic spacing and letter case, the resurgence of shitty 2001-era chatspeak, everything. If I see a text post I like I correct it. I don't give a shit if it makes me look pretentious, I don't want anything to do with that bullshit and anyone who posts original content written in those manners is insta-unfollowed, IRL friends included.

>> No.7275503

>>7275493
No that's actually related to Sayaka and his friends.

>> No.7275511
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>>7275473
I'm sorry you have to deal with that but it's common sense and you should smack a bitch

>> No.7275515

>>7275503
They're nasty.

>> No.7275541

>>7275503
Does it matter if she finds out about this thread
she says she already knows she gets talked about here, apparently it's happened before, and she can kind of tell who you are considering the caps of the status about her and shit.
Is she gonna like come after you or.

>> No.7275547

>>7275541
I would assume if she cut all ties then it doesn't.

>> No.7275555

>>7275541
She can try, I won't really care. I'll simply block her.
She was talked about here in lolita threads. The NJ comm doesn't really like her. She's also been posted to behind the bows a few times.

>> No.7275558

hello lishia

>> No.7275581

>>7275558
Hello

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>>7275558

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>>7275224
I got you bro

>> No.7275588

>>7275485
>Bam, less than a year later word got out everywhere that they were a gaslighting rapist who preyed on younger tumblr kids/trans kids.
I just wanna say that one of the worst parts of subculture or "alternative" shit is that so many people are a bit repulsive and you're expected to choke down your instinctive aversion to people because not being 100% accepting is mean. But that reluctance is there for a reason, people have been dealing with shitty people since the dawn of man, and sometimes you have to trust your instincts even if you don't fully understand them. /the moral of 90% of weeaboo stories

>> No.7275606

anyone have the story with the girl who drew pics of a girl and used period blood to color un the lips? I think she threw a tampon in one art of the story too.

>> No.7275623

>>7275485
If it was Josh please take solace in that I wrote an ED article about him and it won me the Vox Dramatica award for september.

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>>7275100

>> No.7275629

>>7275588
Remember JF Bibeau, anyone?

>> No.7275628

>>7275496
Don't be retarded and edit other people's posts. Just don't reblog it or make your own.

>> No.7275633

>>7275588
Hey!
>>7275485
Here. I completely agree. I quietly left this person's dashboard without feeling too much over how upset they were that they were unfollowed. I didn't take it personally that they took it personally, but I could understand how it could be a blow to their self-esteem. I was and am an adult, though. And I'd hate to see young /cgl/ers get wrapped up in the sort of situation that person reveled in.

The truth about a lot of hugboxy communities and others built around understanding is that predators fucking THRIVE there. They love it. They fully take advantage of that sort of thing, because it protects them. They are wounded and they have problems most of society doesn't understand/vilifies. And they can hide behind that and manipulate so many fucking kids.

So
>people have been dealing with shitty people since the dawn of man, and sometimes you have to trust your instincts even if you don't fully understand them. /the moral of 90% of weeaboo stories

this 1,000x.

>> No.7275639

>>7275623
cgijosh? No, it wasn't, but I do take solace in that! Congrats, anon!

>> No.7275644

>>7275463
It's not Homestuck related, just another tumblr trend. None of the trolls have this quirk, and unless she has an OC she's trying to be that does, she's just trying to be cute, like the other anons said.
Sage for no contribution

>> No.7275650

>>7275628
Hahahahaha why is it a big deal? It's the same words and they ought to get credit for their thoughts. I'm just adding periods and making the letters the correct case.

>> No.7275680

>>7275126
hey why are you bitching about shit from 50 yrs ago? stop being a baby, get over yourself and get over it.

u baby.

u fukkin baby.

idk any of you but i like her more than you now cause ur a big baby

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>>7275680

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>>7275680

>> No.7275696

>In high school, junior year
>each year, the friday before halloween, the school lets us dress up
>aw shit son, time for lolita
>wear babby bodyline coord, not great, not bad, pretty plain
>go through day, get compliments from people who had only ever seen me in jeans+tshirts
>eating lunch
>hear a squeal from across the cafeteria
>accosted by two sweaty weebs in lacemonsters
>they touch my dress and my wig, their hands are very dirty
>"ooooo, anon-chan, this dress is soooo kawaii!"
>"th-thanks..."
>one accidentally pushes the other, milk ends up spilling on one of the weebs and I
>they both blame me
>"you'll pay for this, anon-chan"
>they leave, glaring at me
>until i graduated, they'd give me the evil eye whenever we passed in school

>> No.7275720

>>7275629
Oh my god, that fucking creep. He is the perfect example of somebody predatory invading a hugbox of vulnerable people. There's no reason on Earth a 35 year old man should be seeking out an internet audience exclusively of teenage girls. That guy is so creepy.

>> No.7275780

>>7275246
Fuck, tumblr + really east coast??
She didn't cosplay Dangan Ronpa at Otakon this year, did she...?

>> No.7275788

>>7275780
No, she didn't. She wants to go to Otakon though.
She went to Animenext on Friday as a Maid Chiaki and Saturday and Sunday as a fem Zacharie from Off I believe.

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>>7275788
I'm attending ANext, but I don't think I saw her after all. Ah well.

>> No.7275821

>>7275816
*I attended, rather.

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>>7275179
>>there's a suicide note
>>this is pretty normal since she does this every other night

I fucking love you

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repost from previous threads 1/6

>> No.7275879

>>7275230
>tfw saw a girl that fits that description waiting for public transport where I live

Please be in metro vancouver, I don't want to believe in doppelgangers

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>>7275874
repost from previous threads 2/6

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>>7275882
repost from previous threads 3/6

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>>7275886
repost from previous threads 4/6

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>>7275891
repost from previous threads 5/6

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>>7275893
repost from previous threads 6/6

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emptying my folder

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anyone have this story?

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>>7275975

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>>7275978

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>>7275978
lol why are you saving this? There is no story here, and the backstory is rather drab and overwritten poorly.

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>>7275978

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>>7275987
fuck you im bored and because atcpsa

>> No.7276002

>>7275987
and jokes on you i didn't even read it

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last one. I think I have all the weeaboo comics saved somewhere

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>>7275333
She should cosplay this.

>> No.7276071

>>7275874
TRULY HORRIFYING but also hilarious

>> No.7276114
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Actually, speaking of ANext, I remembered something that happened this year.

>Go to ANext cosplaying Sena from Haganai
>At this point I was 19 years old but I'm also pretty short
>Split away from group of friends, walk around outside a little
>See a Junko cosplayer who can't be older than maybe 15
>I'd just finished Dangan Ronpa a month before, was pretty excited, asked for a picture
>She was really nice, we talked a little, she explains that she's not really supposed to be there (?? something about her parents?) but she got driven here and now she's waiting for her friends

>Suddenly two men approach us, both much larger than either of us
>Reek of alcohol, no badges, clearly not congoers
>Get really close, introduce themselves, ask who we "pretty ladies" are
>I'm getting mad creep vibes, so I act pretty cold because even if I come off as a bitch to some stranger, I'd rather have that than show I'm intimidated.
>Put on my best bitch face
>Ask Junko's name, she tells them her real name
>Larger one holds his hand out to me "And what's your name?"
>Hesitantly shake it back, don't smile "Sena."
>"Can I have your real name, babe?"
>nope nope nope nope "Like I said, Sena."
>"Sena, that's a gorgeous name."
>I start sweating, this girl is clearly underaged and either does not understand what is happening or is totally willing to go off with these guys and I don't trust them

>> No.7276119
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>>7276114
>They ask Junko what she's cosplaying, both tell her that her outfit is sexy, clearly eyeing her from head to toe
>She says Dangan Ronpa
>"Ooh, yeah, I think I've heard of that. Uh, mind telling me a little more?"
>She continues to explain, they're clearly not interested or listening
>Wonder if I should even do anything or if I should leave and get back to my friends
>"So, ___ and Sena, are you girls staying in a hotel together?"
>No.
>"You both commuted? Ahh... Well, me and J here have a hotel right over there, we got a few other friends too. We've got all kinds of drinks if you wanna join us..."
>GRAB HER HAND WITHOUT THINKING
>"(friend)'S TEXTING ME AND SHE'S PISSED, WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR THE EVANGELION PANEL"
>turn to them
>"I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS, SORRY"
>walk off really quickly with her, they don't follow us

>Start panicking, what if she's not as young as she looks, what if I just did something really rude
>She hugs me and thanks me and says she was really scared but didn't know what to do so she just kept talking
>Hugged her back, offered to stay with her until her friends got there
>She thanked me, we met up with some of my other friends and did stay with her until she was in a group.

Whether you think con creeping is a Real Thing or not, it is really important to not go off alone.

>> No.7276181

>>7276119

You. I like you. That was really awesome.

>> No.7276194

>>7276119
>>7276114
Very well done.

>> No.7276202

>>7276119
YOU ARE A WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING

>> No.7276209

>>7275970
CREEPY SORA FROM ANIMEFEST anyone in dallas knows who he is

he basically was too tall and too big with his jew nose and would creep on girls and wouldn't back off ever, would hug too long as you can see in the picture. He would follow my friends around the dealers hall

I didn't have any horror stories other than him not backing off and us telling him to fuck off but this poor girl...yeesh

>> No.7276224

>>7275979
who is that cosplayer? (Luffy not Sora)
They're super cute.

>> No.7276235

>>7275975
the girl who wrote this sounds crazy herself

>> No.7276264

>>7276119
>>"Ooh, yeah, I think I've heard of that. Uh, mind telling me a little more?"
>>She continues to explain, they're clearly not interested or listening
I hate it when men do this. Hate it so hard.

>> No.7276337

>>7275230
I wore a Cheshire tail one time, and another time a kigu. I wore the tail because I won it with tickets at an arcade, and it was amusing. Wore it out another time since I told my furry friend I would. And I wore the kigu because I thought I was just waiting for the bus. And I decided to follow my furry friend further than that. I'd wear both things again, it was fun.

>>7275879
Oh god I live in Vancouver. I saw people cosplaying Homestuck on the skytrain, I TRIED to film them. My phone made noise and I think they clued in. They moved and they weren't in view. I believe we have more weebs than most places.

>> No.7276354

>>7276235
I was thinking the same thing. It all seems to sound "poor ol' me was really *trying* to be friends with this crazy bitch, but she was just too nuts for no reason, you guys! xD"
Plus revealing her name, tumblr et al.
I smell vendetta.

>> No.7276355

>>7276119

You are a savior. That could have gone so wrong if you weren't there.

>> No.7276362

>>7275333
i'm so glad you got her out of your life, anon. i used to be close with a self-pitying, toxic trainwreck really similar to her. she was unnecessarily rude to her parents and would lie to them to get money. being liberated was the best thing ever.

>> No.7276373

>>7276119
>>7276114
This is how it's done, great job, anon

>>7276354
I think their age difference made this whole thing a little mean, but I can completely understand OP's frustration. It's like going back in time, though, and being your own friend at your weebiest. I'd say she should have cut ties earlier so most of this story wouldn't happen, maybe, but I don't know her situation and I wasn't really great at cutting ties when I was under 18 either

>> No.7276377

>>7276373
Yeah, I get it. I just recently learned that no friends > bad friends, but I'm not much older than OP (21).
The thing that iffed me was revealing her name and photos on 4chan. I get that she was mean, but she was also 14 years old. At 14, I was a massive weeb too, albeit not as bad and definitely not as loud/obnoxious. She'll grow out of it and realize she was stupid, but it'll be too late because some immature girl on 4chan already posted her personal information and the embarrassing photos will have been archived.

We've all been awful as teenagers, and not many of us have stayed that way save for a certain someone who goes by the name of Crimson Chin.

>> No.7276381

>>7275143
>we live in nj

Me too.
Any reason our state seems to have such horrible groups of weeabooshits?
I know at least 5 large inter-twined groups within a 20 mile radius of me. I avoid interacting with them as much as possible.

>> No.7276385

>Meet neighbor kid at local con
>Been trying to avoid him for a while since he's kind of a 2edgy lolmaymay russiastronk steampunk kid
>He's all pissed off because he lost his badge on the light rail that goes between the con's two venues
>"Did you write your name on it? They might have it at con ops later."
>"FUCK, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT?!"
>Meet him at the same con the next year
>Exact same shit happens, he's asking for me to help him find his badge.
>I simply show him my badge having my name and "If lost, call _____" written on it

Sure, there wasn't a spot to write your name this year, but there was enough room to write that on the badge.

>> No.7276433

>>7276381
it's a jersey thing

>> No.7276436

>>7276119
>She says Dangan Ronpa
>"Ooh, yeah, I think I've heard of that. Uh, mind telling me a little more?"
What are the chances they actually knew Dangan Ronpa?

>> No.7277331

>>7275100
BURN IN HELL, YOU FUCKING DEMISEXUAL-SHAMING, BINARY-OVERPRIVILEGED VIRGIN

>> No.7277354
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>Know a hot girl who always complains about being single
>Go to con with her
>Girl looks gud
>She mistreats every guy that hits on her
>She looks down on pretty much all men who are into anime as permavirgin losers despite that fact that she sits home and reads visual novels all day and works a minimum wage retail job.
>Complains later on her twitter about all the "creepers" at the convention
>Asks me why she can't meet an attractive and successful ( Translation: Rich ) man.
>Politely explain to her that she is overvaluing her good looks as a temporary asset and that most of the men who hit on her would make decent boyfriends.
>She screams various obscenities and blocks me out of her life from that day.
>mfw

And nothing of value was lost.

I will never understand girls who do this. It's like they think that their body will remain 21 years old forever and it's perfectly OK to expect a hot millionaire boyfriend driving a 200k car if you are even slightly attractive.

>> No.7277370

>>7276114
>>7276119
Good job, anon. Always better to be safe than sorry.

>> No.7277390

>>7277354
is your face still?

>> No.7277397

>>7275227
>>7275333
>>7275337

Shauna doesnt look 14.
She looks 25, fat, and unfortunate face.

>> No.7277405

>>7277354
>Have a girl in the friendship circle who is the youngest at 18
>She is blonde, decent looking with good fashion sense and has a good sense of humour
>Constantly talks about how she wants a "disney romance", a guy to sweep her off her feet and kiss her in the rain like in the Notebook or whatever the fuck
>She cries often because she gave up her virginity and has sex with guys that she wants to fall in love with her but they all ditch her afterwards
>Explain to her that that shit doesn't exist, relationships aren't one sided fairy tales
>She continuously blasts other girls for being sluts and constantly spouts the phrase "Gurl wonders why she can't get a boyfriend, she needs to learn how to shut her legs!"
>I just want to tell her "Is that why you're still single and can't get a boyfriend?"
I am probably a bad friend for thinking it, or not saying it...She's just young and doesn't understand how relationships work. She sets herself up for heartbreak. Any advice she is given she sees it as a personal attack and will cry about it.

>> No.7277460

>>7277405
The girl I am referring to is 25.

Abandon all hope.

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>>7277405
>>7277354

Oh god, I hate girls like this. They are the female equivalent of neckbeards who will settle for nothing less than a 10/10 "pure" girl who acts just like their favorite animu harem character.

In some ways I am starting to think they are even worse. Neckbeards main problem is spaghetti, but these girls are just plain arrogant pieces of shit and could easily get a boyfriend if they just stopped being cunts. When the day comes that they wake up 40 years old and realize that she no longer has anything of value I hope to go that no one gives them any sympathy.

Been married to a great guy for 4 years and have lots of time to hang out with other con goers. I've learned that the second an attractive gal chatting with me starts complaining about how she "can't find a good man waaah waaaaaaah" it's best to avoid her before she starts pissing me off.

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>>7277405
The craziest bitches with gigantic sexual issues always obsess over Disney princess shit.
I cannot tell you how many fucking times I've seen shit on Disney communities like
>"If only I could find a guy just like Prince XYZ." (and they weren't joking)
>"It's all the fault of feminist bitches that I can't find a guy just like Prince XYZ."
>"Romance was so much better in the old days before feminists turned men into blah blah."
But those romances never fucking happen(ed) and they're mostly lower class shmucks whose only chance for advancement in life will come from their own hard work, not some magical prince on a white horse. In other words, feminism, lol.

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>>7277516
I forgot to add:
And they're never astounding beauties, either. But every one has this mental image of being an animooted Helen of Troy, if only SOMETHING wasn't standing in their way.

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>>7276114
>>7276119
You`re wonderful and I feel exactly like >>7276202

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>>7275433
christ lord.... I'm a vocal major, and she def need music classes. Dat voice ain't gon go far.

btw, what the names of these songs?

>> No.7277740

not really a horror story but
>in my mid 20s
>get aggressively hit on by preteens at cons
kids these days sure are wild... did there always used to be underage makeout circles in con hallways?

>> No.7277899

>>7277740
Ugh, this. They did this shit after hours in the hallways of Mythicon.

>> No.7277987

>get roped into schools anime club by a friend
>run by the king of all weebs
>all of the weeblets call him senpai and worship him
>school does a mini carnival to help the clubs raise money
>my friend volunteers me to help run the booth
>king weeb makes me and some weeblets responsible for running it
>wants us to cosplay
>day of the carnival
>king weeb meets up with us at our booth
>gets mad because im in casual homestuck cosplay
>weeblets are all in horrendous cosplays ranging from cat ears and hot topic accesories to full on hetalia cosplays that are falling apart
>they decide to run around and scream about how great our booth is to other clubs
>our booth is the worst one here
>eventually most of the weebs run off leaving me to watch the booth
>an hour later my "shift" is up
>only two of the weebs return the others left
>i have a strong hatred for one of the weebs who i'll call Neko
>she's a freshman and tries to act tough and scary

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>>7277987
>"ok cunt it's my turn to run the booth get the fuck out of my chair!"
>excuse you
>i go over to another clubs booth for a few minutes
>i see Neko screaming at people who pass by the booth
>dont bother telling her to stop since our booth was shit anyway
>a few minutes later i look over to see she's gone
>and she left the cash box out which actually had a decent amount out
>you dense mother fucker
>run back over to the booth and wait for her to get back
>and hour later she runs back screaming at me
>"OMFG YOU FUCKING BITCH IT WASNT EVEN YOUR SHIFT"
>"you left the booth for an hour"
>"NU UH MY LITTLE BROTHER WAS WATCHING IT"
>she continues to harass me for about 20 minutes
>i finally lose it
>i tell her off and tell her to go home
>she hisses and tries to scratch me
>she runs off yelling that she's gonna tell weeb king that im a bitch and i ruined everything
i have a few more stories to share about this trainwreck of a club but this was the first one i could think of

>> No.7278093

>>7277993

Go ahead dude ! I need moar stories.

>> No.7278099
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7278099

>>7277993
dayum, do tell em, anon.
I've always disliked these types of weebs, like wow, can't they have some sense of maturity?

>> No.7278120

>>7277993
Please tell us more!

On a side note, seeing these threads makes me regret that missed out on my chance of being abused by anime club weebs because I chose to be homeschooled in highschool, I could have had my own horror story.

>> No.7278129
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7278129

>>7277993
>>7277987

Please tell me this was highschool and not college. My faith in humanity can't take this.

>> No.7278131

>>7277993
Same anon here different story
>volunteered to work on a banner thing for school
>girl who's known in the anime club for being an amazing artist gets paired up with me
>she does the whole "OMG MY FEELS" thing and freaks out in public over anime characters
>go over to her house after school
>she wants to draw anime stuff for the banner
>i try to convince her to do something else but she doesnt listen
>she pulls out a picture from what i think is black butler
>"oh im just using this for reference!"
>she sits there and traces it
>she has all of the weebs in anime club convinced she draws stuff by herself
>but no
>she traces a few more pictures that she wants to stick on the banner
>"oh! i have an playlist for background music!"
>starts playing some shitty vocaloid song
>"omg i have to show you something thats so kawaii"
>pulls up hardcore yaoi
>"isnt it so kawaii how he raeps the little shota?! OMG SO KAWAII I SHIP IT SO HARD!"
>i make an excuse to go home
>she starts following me home
>pretend i get a phone call and sprint the fuck home
>didnt get a single thing done on the banner
>she brings it in the next day and its a big sheet of paper with a bunch of anime tracings taped all over
>the school uses it

>> No.7278133

>>7278129
This was highschool but we had a few creepers who hung around who were either in college or dropouts.

>> No.7278142
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7278142

>>7278131
But, why would they use that anon?

>> No.7278331

I'm so happy this thread is doing well, bump.

>> No.7278447

>>7275227
>>7275333
philadelphia/baltimore area laurant? what are you, my soulmate?

>> No.7278740

Bob

>> No.7278780

>>7277738
The first one is definately a vocaloid song and the second one is a homestuck fansong called Sweet by a person called PhemieC.

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7278831

>>7275333
Oh lel.

>> No.7278843

>>7275947

Never being in convention but, those hambeasts really exist ?
I mean, it really happen that landwhales jump on people like that ?

(Sorry, english is not my first language)

>> No.7278863

>>7275346
Do the Japanese not accept compliments?

I would think it best for people to just say thank you for most things that are gifts or nice things

>> No.7278866
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7278866

>>7275333
Jesus H Christ, that's an apple bodyshape if I ever saw one...

>> No.7278884

>>7275320
>emphasis on "huge"

>> No.7278890
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7278890

>>7275348
MFW

>> No.7278895

>>7275348
She looks and sounds a lot like a girl that I know as well.
They'd get along fine, I feel.

>> No.7278909

>>7276009
Almost pissed myself

>> No.7278934

>>7275333
She looks like a 50 year old man in drag. She also has the most unfortunate body type I've ever seen.

>> No.7278938

>>7275555
Pics of her in her brand? I don't know how the fuck she can even get it on. Poor clothes.

>> No.7278940

>>7276337
>I believe we have more weebs than most places.

You are one of those weebs. The level of delusion here would be funny if it wasn't so sad.

>> No.7278945

>>7274140
>you say reality, we say Anime
it hurts

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7279005

>>7275333
I'm a bit tempted to follow her just to see her be stupid but I know if I do there's a big chance she might follow me back and start trying to talk with me and I sure as hell don't want that happening

>> No.7279030
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7279030

>Be junior in high school anime club
>Get younger members (freshmen, sophomores), leaders of the club are my senior friends
>Meet nice girl, bond mutually over lolita and other cute things
>Tfw after awhile she starts to act a little off
>Tfw she literally breaks down during anime club three or four times
>Tfw she gives you those bitch looks
>My face when I blatantly catch her shit talking me to a mutual friend but contain myself instead of slapping that basic bitch

I asked about her a few months ago to one of my younger friends who knew her, apparently she moved somewhere else and got pregnant
Feel kinda bad now, but at least I don't have to deal with her drama anymore

>> No.7279103
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7279103

>>7278863
It's one of many cultures where you graciously accept a compliment, but are expected to play it down. I think it's all based in humility in Japan, in many other countries it's viewed as tempting fate to not downplay it.

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7279116

>>7275230
>>7276337
I think that one of the homestucks was my friend, she does weeby stuff a lot, but she's a nice person.

>> No.7279206

>cosplaying from hetalia yeha
>happen to be chatting with some fans
>someone begins the maru kaite chikyuu song
>try to escape, but the circle is closed off
>unknown arms link around me and a body squishes me in from behind
>my head is bent down, suffocating closeness
>they're belting it in the middle of the con center
>thoroughly flustered and gtfo after it broke up

>> No.7279237

>>7279206
Oh god, singing at conventions is the absolute worst. I did choir for a few years, so while I'm definitely not good I know what good's supposed to sound like, and it's always painful to listen to. Always.

>> No.7279356
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7279356

>>7278843
Yes. It happened to me when I was in the Kuroshitsuji fandom. I'm a pretty quiet person, so while I attended some meets at a con, I didn't really stop and talk to a lot of people at the con. If someone stopped me to tell me they liked my cosplay, I would thank them, but I wouldn't stay to chat much. Anyways, I was a young kid, and I still had a little kid body (I was 14), I was really obviously a kid. I cosplayed Alois Trancy one day at the con, and the day was going swimmingly. Until I heard it. "Omg kawaii-desu!!! IT'S ALOIS-KUN."
ohshit.jpeg
I heard her footsteps before I could turn around and see if she was going to attack, and well, considering she was running I dodged out of her way. Keep in mind this was a severely overweight, probably somewhere between 18-25 year old woman. Apparently she was mid jump, because next thing I know I hear a loud thump, and her screaming, "OH MY GOD MY ANKLE, ALOIS-KUN I JUST WANTED TO GLOMP YOU!!!" and her friend rushed over. I looked at her, said a quiet, "I'm sorry." and fucking booked it. Last I saw of her, she was crying on the ground, holding onto her ankle. Right after I found my dad and asked him to stay with me during the day.

>> No.7279381
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7279381

This isn't actually too dramatic, but it was funny

>be me in high school
>friends and I are all in the anime club, we're all kind of weeby but not in a bad way, girls are all into cosplay, the guys are gamer bros
>90% asian, some of the dudes are white but I'm the only white girl
>we're all in the same year, and we've all been in the club since our first year in high school when it was run by some really cool seniors
>ever since the seniors left, we've been running it, for a very long time we were the only members of the club, kept joking about needing to recruit some younger members so someone would be around to run it when we left
>enter the douchechild
>he shows up out of the blue in our third year
>short chubby white kid, much younger than us, pretty unfortunate looking
>the supervising teacher asks us to be nice to him, he has some mental issues apparently
>I don't remember what his real name was because after his first day we all referred to him as douchechild
>he is an obnoxious little cuntbag
>keeps demanding to watch Naruto/Dragonball/etc
>we've all watched the mainstream stuff ten times over, and we've always had this unspoken policy that we'd only watch new stuff or stuff hardly anyone in the club had seen, so we keep telling him no
>he throws legit temper tantrums about this
>complains about the stuff we watch, like "Deadman Wonderland is too violent", "Princess Princess is too gay" etc, we keep telling him that if he doesn't like it he can just leave
>we're all secretly praying for him to leave but he never does
>he just gets worse over time
>sits there drawing in his sketchbook (badly) and muttering to himself
>we overhear "and this is my sawnic fan charactuh"
>our collective faces when

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7279385

>>7279381
(continued)

>by our senior year we have recruited some other new members
>they're all really cool, one of the younger girls is surprisingly good at cosplay for her age and we hang with her at cons and stuff
>we finally get a page in the yearbook and we're pumped about it because it's our last year and all
>but we don't want the douchechild in the offical photo so it becomes a secret mission to get the photo done without him knowing about it
>mission successful, he doesn't find out until after the yearbook has been printed (kek)
>we'd nominated one of the younger guys to run the club after we left because we trusted him to be responsible and keep the club at a high standard
>he submits all required forms to the supervising teacher, everything is going smoothly
>the following year he messages us on the club facebook page (which douchechild was mysteriously excluded from) saying the supervisor had told him some white kid had also asked to run the club
>we all assume it's douchechild and panic immediately
>tell him that if douchechild is put in charge to ABORT MISSION SHUT DOWN THE CLUB ENTIRELY because we can just imagine what it would turn into with him in charge and the club was sort of our little baby legacy
>everyone is so incredibly relieved when it turns out the supervisor had made a mistake because the guy we'd chosen to run it had submitted the forms with his english name and not his chinese name
>crisis averted

>> No.7279539

>>7279030
>weeb horror stories
>nothing significantly weeby about this
>nor horrific

>> No.7279546

>>7275473
There's in a girl in my lolita comm that always touches my hair when I see her. I don't know if it's envy but I never seen her do it with someone else. She's also younger then me by 2-3 years which makes it feel more awkward.

>> No.7279561

>>7279381
>>7279385
Any note worthy side stories of douchechild?

>> No.7279563
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7279563

>>7275309
>see this on her blog
>vomit
fatties are getting desperate.

>> No.7279572

>>7279546
You may just be getting hit on.

>> No.7279579

>>7279563
someone told her that her ex friend posted about her on /cgl/. now she's whining all about it calling everyone fifteen year olds. god damn girl, look at yourself.

>> No.7279592

>>7279206
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
GOOBLE GOBBLE

>> No.7279607

>>7279563
is it sad that this looks like an interesting art piece?

>> No.7279617

>>7279607
i can see that. it seems vaguely reminiscent of those sculptures made of material that looked like human flesh.

>> No.7279620
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7279620

>>7276264

>Implying men and women don't do this

Oh you're a lawyer, thats so interesting! So what does it pay?

>> No.7279652

>>7279561
Not really. It was all just this obnoxious blur but he never did anything terribly outstanding. I did hear from someone outside the club that he would go absolutely nuts if you made barking noises at him, this is unfortunately unconfirmed.

>> No.7279658

>>7279356
Her own damn fault for hurling herself at a person.

I still remember that story about an Altair or an Ezio or something who had his leg shattered by a glomping hambeast.

I still hope it was made up.

>> No.7279666

>>7279572
I would think that too, but she has a boyfriend...though that could mean nothing I suppose.

>> No.7279702

>>7279620
I'm so sorry that I didn't imply that and you are so butthurt that you had to put words in my mouth for me. Thank you very much would buy again AAAA+++

Also whatever the fuck you were trying to say didn't even make any sense, please try again after the gold bond kicks in.

>> No.7279716

>>7279702
Not that anon but
What is your malfunction, numbnuts?

>> No.7279787

Anyone have the story about the trap who dressed as Chi from Chobits in her white dress?

>> No.7279890

>>7279658
I still want to know WHY she thought it was good idea. I mean I was this tiny little thing when I was younger (had a growth spurt and now I'm an outstanding 5'4". Sarcasm intended.)

How did she think a child could hold her weight and not get injured? If I had been the person I am now, I would have gotten con security.

I heard of that story, too. I still cringe when I think about it.

>> No.7279905

>>7278831
Poor kid. Girl, if you're reading this page (and I know you are): don't pay attention to any of these assholes. Haters gonna hate and it's rough being a teenager.

>>7279356
I'm glad you weren't hurt--imagine if she'd actually made impact with you!

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7280209

>>7277486
>>7277516
>>7277405
>>7277354
>>7275333
>>7277993
>>7278131
I knew we could get along

>> No.7280251

>>7277738
The first one is A Tale of Six Trillion Years and One Night by IA, and the 2nd is Sweet - A Trickster Jane Fansong by PhemieC so you can hear the originals if you're still here.

>> No.7280280

>>7276264

I only do this because I'm a better listener than I am a talker, I find it easier in a 'conversation' to just let talkative people talk at me and interject with little things here and there to prove I'm listening.

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7280487

>>7276114
>>7276119
I would have done the same thing, good jerb anon, good jerb.

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7280519

>>7278131
And they actually used it? Goddamn.

>> No.7280627

>>7275893
Not funny....not funny AT ALL....

>> No.7280814
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7280814

I swear to god you better back the fuck off shauna you see this is why no one likes 4chan you dumb fucks just stop stop being stupid fucks go on with your worthless fucks of a life.

>> No.7280819
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7280819

>>7280814
Huh?

>> No.7280820

>>7280814
>back the fuck off shauna
>no one likes 4chan

do you mean back off OF shauna, as in...leave her alone? I cant comprehend your grammar

>> No.7280830
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7280830

>>7280814
Is this sarcasm I am sensing here?

>> No.7280843
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7280843

>>7280814
All that lard getting to your head, Shauna?

>> No.7280844

>>7280814
No

>> No.7280899

>>7280814
This is why no one likes tumblr you guys have the most paper thin skin. Also
>Stupid fucks go on with your worthless fucks of life.
HAHAHAHA SO RICH COMING FROM A WHITE KNIGHT.

>> No.7280928

>>7280814
i'm sure in your 16-year-old tumblr rainbow bracelet adventure time mind you thought posting this would prove a point

>> No.7281009

>>7280820
It's Tumblr "grammar." It's how people type when they don't want to be taken seriously by anyone ever.

>> No.7281019

>>7280814
at least our cosplay isn't shit

>> No.7281113

>>7280814
you made things worse

>> No.7281419

>>7275879
>>7276337

I live in Vancouver and I've seen Weebs fucking everywhere. Naruto cosplayers, Homestuck cosplayers, and Hetalia cosplayers at Metrotown (on three seperate occasions.)
I've seen furries/ravers just sort of about on the streets too. Like, with the fake tails or giant rainbow legwarmers and stuff.

There's a games shop in Lansdowne mall that's pretty okay (Has Yu-Gi-Oh, Magic, lots of board games, that type of thing) but the girl who works there is the most painfully irritating fake-kawaii thing I've ever seen. Fuck.

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7281542

>>7281419
Hello, fellow Vancouver seagull. I know that feel, there are a FUCKTON of weebs in my area. It doesn't help that whenever I go to sakura media at metrotown to pick up a manga/figurine/whatever the fuck, I am swarmed by fucking weeaboos. I actually apologized to the dude at the store for their rowdy behavior.
Also, ravefag here, I don't get why ravers wear full fucking rave-gear in public. Sure, a few kandi singles are ok, but fluffies??? cyberlox??? Shiny booty shorts that say 'twerk team' on them? That's a bit to o much for every day.

>> No.7281590

>>7275558
hi shauna you're really fat and ugly.
just because the fried chicken fingers at ihop are labeled an appetizer doesn't mean they're low in calories

boom

>> No.7281651

>>7278863
The proper etiquette is to be humble. If someone says you've cooked a meal really well, you should say "I've still got a long way to go" or "Oh, it's nothing special" or "Well maybe I cook this dish well, but there are a lot of others I can't make", etc. etc. Or if it's a friend, you can say "Thank goodness, I was worried it would turn out badly!" or something like that. And then the complimenter will insist that no, no, it really is good, and then you're allowed a sheepish "thank you". It's the same thing with gifts, you're supposed to say "Oh, no, I couldn't possibly" at first before accepting.

>> No.7281699

>>7281419
>>7281542
I live in Richmond, I have yet to see these horrible weebs besides going to highschool with one like 6 years ago.

I was going to go to FanEXPO in I guess april? is it going to be rife with plebian weebs? If so I may avoid it.

>> No.7282211

>>7275333
?? i kind of feel bad for her?? hopefully she straightens herself out.

>> No.7282331

It's not a horror story, but it's fun to see how the people who run cons view homestucks:
>Be doing some odd jobs for a comic store I go to occasionally
>Helping the owners organize in the warehouse, chit chat to keep things lively
>Tell them about this story about a crazy weeb girl I know
>"She was into this thing known as Homestu-"
>They both simultaneously groan loudly
>"FUCKING HOMESTUCKS"
>They begin to rant about how they'd ban them from the comic con they run if they were bigger dicks

>> No.7282519

>>7282331
Yep.

>> No.7283836

Does anyone have the story where this girl is left alone in a hotel room that she shares with some friends and this one creepy dude, and he accosts her in the bathroom and pisses in her mouth?

>> No.7283979

>>7276007
Haven't seen this one before shit why are cosplayers so crazy ?

>> No.7283984

>>7277354
It's okay anon she will learn her lesson when she is in her 30's taking care of multiple cats

>> No.7284037

>>7275680
ur the babby.

u fukkin babby.

idk any of u but ur en fgt cuz ur a big babby

>> No.7285218

>>7275433
eeeeeeeeeeekk
1/5 for effort

1.better mic
2.sing it in jap
3.practise listening/singing
4.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOtRYOHajPw

>> No.7286840

>>7283836
what the fuck, ive never heard of that one.
bump this shit, i refuse to let this thread die.

>> No.7288655

>>7279658
In case you missed it, see >>7275947

>> No.7288674

>>7280814
That's a woman?

>> No.7288707

>>7277516
This is so true. Holy shit. This is the cancer killing out chances to be taken seriously and treated like human beings.

>> No.7288711

>>7278131
>>7277993
I think you just had a shitty club. Mine was back in the early 2000s and while we were a bit weeby, it was just friends getting together to enjoy anime. This sounds recent since you're a homestuck ...

Sucks

>> No.7288718

>>7279563
Oh gross. Do fat dress forms actually exist?

>> No.7288723

>>7281651
Yeah, that way of speaking is really irritating to me.

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7288779

>>7280814
I've been trolled.
7/10. could have had more detail and a better picture.
>pic unrelated. its me raging right now

>> No.7288784

>>7279607
As an art piece it seems nice, lighting and all.
as some way of Fat people trying to justify their inability to control their lipid intake, its fucking terrible.

>> No.7289302

>>7281651
I studied in Japan and this drove me fucking crazy. I hate it in American too. Honestly, I don't like most humility in general. I don't believe in being an asshole about skill/good attributes/etc. but I wish it was more acceptable to embrace them and accept compliments graciously while still acknowledging that you're proud of whatever it is. If you really aren't proud, a simple "thank you" ought to suffice.

>> No.7289345

>>7280209
fuck off /pol/

>> No.7289815

>>7280814
>>>/b/

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7291023

>>7279787
It's late, but I got you covered.

>> No.7291029

>>7291023
Text too small to read .

>> No.7291033

>>7289302
Yeah, and it's worse in Japan because their humbleness is often very fake and two faced.

>> No.7291035

>>7291029
newfag detected.
just click the filename, it gives you full size image instead of expanding in your browser (if you have image expansion on)

>> No.7291052

>>7291035
I'm on a mobile. Not a new fag. I clicked the image already

>> No.7291112

Short story that's not as horrific as it felt back then.

>Cosplaying Sebastian from Black Butler, wearing ungodly tall boots because friend who is cosplaying Ciel doesn't like us being the same height.
>Returning from wandering to change for a panel.
>Step onto elevator, hear some random person call "Sebastian!"
>Turn around, Ciel's gone, being dragged off by Alois cosplayer in wig cap and Claude cosplayer.
>Curse really loudly and chase off after them.
>Personally impressed that I could run in those ungodly tall boots.
>Catch up, catch Ciel's arm, begin a half minute tug of war with Alois and Claude.
>Ciel is wide-eyed the entire time.
>Eventually Alois and Claude let up (after trying to "convince Sebastian" to "trade" Ciel for Alois).
>They start laughing and thank us for playing along.
>They apparently tried it with other Sebastian and Ciel cosplayers who turned out to be girlfriends and got pissed at them.
>They wanted to be in character.
>Mental facepalm, but laugh it off and don't tell them that I wasn't playing along, I was legit worried about Ciel friend.
>Later on, Ciel friend regales the story with thorough enjoyment to friends who weren't there.

Don't remember what con it was, and the Alois cosplayer did have a wig, they just weren't wearing it for some reason.

>> No.7291116

>>7291052
yes but rather you're a newfag who doesn't realize their phone resizes images that are too long/wide

>> No.7291159

Has anyone else realized an ex was a huge psycho weaboo after breaking up with them? This guy is seriously the yard stick against which I measure every other shitty person in my life and no one has surpassed him yet.
>be 18, he's 20
>first start dating, he has a job and spends every penny on anime DVDs and Star Wars merch
>stops showing up to that job a month later and relies on me for rent, food, transportation
>moves into my apartment
>gets a virus on my laptop downloading 3D modeled Yuffie porn
>DOESN'T CLEAR BROWSER HISTORY OR EMPTY RECYCLE BIN yet denies everything
>eventually stops showering more than once a week and yells at me when I tell him he's a greasy mess
>just wears hats all the time so I can't see how greasy his hair is
>wears a chunin vest like regular clothes
>eats ramen at least once a day
>go to anime con together (paid for by me)
>get screamed at for talking to people other than him
>takes a lightsaber around with him like it's an regular everyday accessory
>"accidentally" reformats the HD in the desktop I don't use much so he can take it for his computer to store anime
>one day when I'm cleaning I find a couple pairs of my panties stuffed behind his desk. he jerked off into them and hid them so I wouldn't know ????
>all of my video games vanish
>he keeps me from leaving the house without him for any reason other than work
>tells me to kill myself and then attempts suicide to stop me from breaking up with him
>find gamestop trade in recipt for some of games
>call mom, break lease, move the fuck out, live with mom again
>he uses different phones to call me begging me to take him back
>messages me on every website I'm on, even Gaia
>keeps showing up where I work and watching me
(1/2)

>> No.7291166

(2/2)
>posts a clean picture he stole from my facebook (I did not have him friended) to /s/. /s/ uses the image name to find my facebook and some white knight let me know what was happening
>block him everywhere
>messages me from a new AIM account telling me he took a bunch of pills and is in the process of texting everyone I know that it's my fault he's going to die
>friend calls the cops
>restraining order
>when he got served he got picked up for an old warrant
>he became homeless and had to move to another state
In retrospect it's kinda fucked up that getting my video games stolen was the breaking point, not the first suicide attempt, but I was an emotionally manipulated idiot teenager.

>> No.7291172

>>7291116
You're right on that. My laptop broke recently, and I've never been on mobile 4chan. My fault then

>> No.7291179

>>7291159
Laughing at how dumb you are for letting a jobless loser move into your home, then proceed to pay for all their stuff. Wow.

>> No.7291181

>>7291159
>>7291166
Holy fuck, anon.
I`m so glad you`re of relationship anymore.
I`m so so so glad. While reading this, there were so many terrible scenarios happening in my head.
I just. Ugh. Want to hug you.

>>7291172
original anon who called you newfag here, don`t worry about it. we all derp sometimes.

>> No.7291193

>>7291179
There's a lot of verbal harassment and abuse and one case of slamming me in a door I left out of the story but I got the last laugh so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>> No.7291197

>>7291179
Hindsight is 20/20.

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>>7291181
Thanks for understanding. This is seriously my first time using 4chan mobile. Not s bad look for it when i want to read cgl on the go. Didn't know about the resizing. It's all good.

>> No.7291217

>>7291181
Thank you anon! It kind of fucked me up or a while after I got out of it (like for 2 months straight I felt like I was in the early stages of a panic attack) but now dealing with shitty people seems like nothing because no one is as bad as he was haha.

>> No.7291313

>>7291217
You should date me

>> No.7291327

>>7276119
You are an excellent human being

>> No.7291355

>>7291112
That was sort of cute.

>> No.7291664

>>7275126
>>7275143
>>7275150
>>7275158
>>7275158

I think its funny the a taf tnuc like Lisha who's built like a fucking truck except that she wears mom jeans is jealous of a 14 yo.

All 14yo are stupid and def grab to what older kids do but at 18 ur an adult walk away. you sound pathetic. my 2 cents

>> No.7291787

>>7291664
no one cares fatty

>> No.7291819

>>7291787
i was just bored after fucking your mom.

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>>7291819

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>>7291843

>> No.7292007

>>7275126
/r/ pics of her in lolita

>> No.7292181

MOAR STORIES

>> No.7292208

>>7291847
What ever happened to Rebecca Black?

>> No.7292214

>>7275650
It's the fuckin internet dude chill out. Yea "TYpin LIke THIS" is really annoying, but correcting general errors of punctuation make you look like a giant anal douche. It's tumblr, not an essay.

>> No.7292222

>>7292208
made a song called saturday

>> No.7292239

I'm not sure if I've told this one on here before, but I guess I'll tell it again because it's pretty good.

>flash back two years ago to my senior year of high school
>There's no anime club at my school, but my friend is the president of hers at the high school a few miles away
>my bf and I decide to go after school, just to check it out.
>before we go friend warns me and bf that there's this crazy weeb chick to watch out for.
>Brush it off, whatever it's not gonna be that bad
>walk in and friend asks us to introduce ourselves
>nervous in front of people sometimes and it's a fairly big group
>Hiii I'm anon i like anime blah blah whatever
>bf introduces himself as well
>friend asks group to ask us some questions
>favorite anime, hobbies, color, ect??
>what are you into right now?
>Say homestuck because that is what I was into, say that I'm pretty far into it and I think it's cute and funny and I wanna cosplay terezi
>hear a gasp from the back of the classroom
>look to see a scrawny, pimply girl wearing a white blouse, with a shitty looking tripp skirt with striped socks and like these boots that looked like the soles were coming off and had been glued back on. misa looking hair??
>she's walkin towards the front "i hate homestuck"
>laughing hahaha what? i walk towards her kinda with my hands like on my hips like "aww what?" kinda? i was nervous idk
>running now "I...HATE..HOMESTUCK" SHE'S IN MY FACE NOW
>i'm like sweating, because she's in my face and she smells like awful like musty roses with no deo
>laugh again and say "well lemme tell you about homestuck" because it's the only thing i could think of
cont...

>> No.7292256

>>7292239
scrawny, pimply girl wearing a white blouse, with a shitty looking tripp skirt with striped socks and like these boots that looked like the soles were coming off and had been glued back on
hildekitty?

>> No.7292257

>>7292239 cont...
>"i don't wanna KNOW about homestuck"
>spitting in my face
>"I watch HE-TA-LI-UH?? we're sworn enemies you know"
>she's a total fucking spaz
>Friend comes over between us and kinda makes her back off
>friend threatens her with being banned if she doesnt back the fuck off
>girl leaves in a huff, like throwing shit on the ground and slamming doors
>I'm shaky and feel guilty and embarrassed for being part of a commotion like that
>continue club meeting and it's pretty fun
>flash forward to the next week
>leaving the club early with bf cuz i had a haircut appointment or whatever
>see her waiting on the bench outside the school, wearing exactly the same clothes.
>get scared cuz she gets up slowly and then like BOOKS IT towards us
>bf and i move faster towards the car on the other side of the parking lot
>she makes it to us like 20 feet away from the car
>"Hey anon"
>"u uh hey"
>PUTS HANDS AROUND NECK "I told you we were mortal enemies....nee?"
>laughs again but like looks at bf with like terror and confusion
>Bf pulls me away and unlocks car and we get the fuck out of there
>never go back to the club
>find out later that she had been banned for like scratching someone??

>> No.7292258

>>7292256
shit, forgot to green text. my bad.

>> No.7292272

Homestuck fags deserve all the bad shit that happens to them. No one wants you guys at comic or anime cons.

>> No.7292284

>>7292272
All of 'em, anon?

>> No.7292290

>>7292284
All of them. I wish we could purge them with fire.

>> No.7292294

>>7292272
okay vendetta-chan

>> No.7292296

>>7292290
Not really sure I understand this mentality.

>> No.7292309

>>7292296
Go a com. Any con. Homestucks are the worst kind of human beings.

>> No.7292321

>>7292309
all fandoms are pretty bad anon, remember when hetalia fans would step on, burn, and wear other countries flags like capes?

>> No.7292326

>>7292321

It's one thing to have disregard for the symbol of a country, it's another thing entirely to have total disregard to the people you are stuck with for three days. They are really the worst kind of person.

>> No.7292344

>>7292321
I could actually care less about stepping on or wearing flags as capes. They're just pieces of fabric.

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>>7292326

>> No.7292358

>>7292321
I've sat on my Prussia flag so my outfit won't get dirty during an outdoor event. Boo fucking hoo. People who think flags are incredibly sacred make me laugh

>> No.7292359

>>7292309
Are they?

>> No.7292384

>>7291313
I don't date losers anymore.

>> No.7292389

>>7292384
#rekt

>> No.7292416

Please forgive my ignorance, I'm on board safari and don't usually come here, but these stories are like one in a million occurrences right? I sometimes feel bad about concealing some of my weeb/tg predilections, like maybe I should seek out some like-minded individuals, but then I read shit like this (or "that guy" threads on /tg/) and immediately put back on my normie hat.

>> No.7292432

>>7292416
Abusive boyfriend anon here. I've never interacted with any other crazy weaboo in real life and I cosplayed Homestuck for 3 years. You'll be fine.

>> No.7292509

>>7275354
mirin her bulk. what's her routine?

>> No.7292515

>>7275179
mfw


I want more stories NAO

>> No.7292611

>>7292515
yes me too

>> No.7292631

>Be me at a convention
>Get stopped by a guy for a foto.
>"But I'm not cosplaying"
>Points camera at me saying "Its ok! ITs ok!"
>Um...
>Doesn't wait for an answer and clearly aims his camera at my boobs.
>Too meek to say anything.
>Turn quickly on my heel and walk off feeling rather uncomfortable.

Meh.

>> No.7292638

>>7292631
Get more aggressive. Please

>> No.7292646

>>7292631
exact same thing happened to me at two different conventions, mind you at one of them I was hanging around with a friend dressed as a pikachu gijinka and it was some foreign old man who assumed I was supposed to be a pokemon trainer since I was in a red dress. he kept being persistent even after I was like "uh I'm not in costume" many times so I just stood for the photo after to make him go away.
first time was at a fall con a while ago, in one of my better outfits, mind you not cosplay, I got asked out of the blue to have my picture taken by an older man,
>16 at the time
>anxiety disorder
stood there as the neckbeard with his backpack took like 2 pictures of me
then showed me them on his camera, smiled creepily and walked away
ew

>> No.7292648

>>7292646
mfw he was kneeling when he took one of the photos
angled up like he was aiming for a panty shot
I was wearing tights but still ugh

>> No.7292690

>>7291166
I'm glad you got out of that situation, anon--sounds really scary.

>>7292648
Ick.

>> No.7292693

I used to get teenage girls asking for/sneaking photos of me out of costume. Not nearly as creepy as dudes doing it though.

>> No.7293266

>>7292631
Similar thing happened to me by female Rairty cosplayer wasn't creeped out just wondering why...maybe she liked my Scott Pilgrim shirt I dunno

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>>7292239
>"I...HATE..HOMESTUCK"

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>>7292239
>well lemme tell you about homestuck eh heh heh

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>>7292257
>>"i don't wanna KNOW about homestuck"
>>spitting in my face

>> No.7293447

>>7275584
holy fuuuuuuuuuck

>> No.7293477

Homestucker cosplayers deserve whatever shit happens to them at cons. Your own fault for cosplaying and hanging out with them.

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>>7293477
>homestucker

>> No.7293497

>>7276119
Winrar. Thank you for not letting an innocent little girl be sexual prey.

>>7277354
Right on, dude. You kept it fuckin real.

>>7278131
fuck

>>7280814
lol no one believes it's you, -8999/10

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Yanno, I'm strangely pleased to see this thread. I'm going back to Uni today, and 4chan's off limits through the Uni interwebs, so this is the last time I'll be able to fill up on screencaps before I go.
I actually hang out with the anime club, they're sane people. I'm the most weighty person there, and that comes off very fast because our Uni is entirely built on a hill (and I only put on weight because, well, Christmas). I suppose I should be thankful that none of them appear to be massive weebs, nor do they seem to be going mad.
Thanks, /cgl/

>> No.7293783

>be 16 year old weeb
>just got my drivers licence, go into downtown area known for weird shops
>wearing cat ears, tail, bell and closet lolita
>random stranger asks for a photo
>All excited about it
>"Im just like the Lolitas in 'Fruits'!"
>bow and say arigato when she finishes
>mfw I realize she was taking it because I was a hot mess

>> No.7294006

>>7292222
feel stupid for giggling

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>>7292272

>> No.7294780

>>7292358
prussia is not a current nation fucktard

>> No.7295536

>>7292272
Not ALL homestuck fans are bad ya know

>> No.7295545

>>7292631
Oh god this reminds me of a con when I was like 13...
>Cosplay RIn Kagamine
>Look obviously pretty young
>Be talking with friends
>Some dude with a camera comes up and asks if I'm cosplaying
>Be like yeah I'm Rin"
>He takes my picture
>Think nothing of it
>Years later wonder why the fuck he would want my picture if he didn't recognize my cosplay
>Hope that nobody is jerking off to little me