/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

[Weeaboo Stories Time No.7356028]

Show us your worst.

[Anonymous No.7356037]

>>7356028
>that Sasuke feeling the need to make an outstretch pose in a tight and squished group photo, blocking Hinata's face

8/10, what a dick, would laugh again

[Anonymous No.7356043]

>>7356028
>perfectly_well_adjusted_individuals.jpeg

[Anonymous No.7356054]

Not really horrifying, but posting in the other thread got me thinking about it again.

>Meet girl named Heather on the bus who compliments the anime badges I have pinned onto my backpack
>Heather seems pretty cool
>I'm a freshman and she's a junior
>She's a bit unkempt, but doesn't have terrible BO or typical "scary" traits that would ward one off
>Start sitting next to her daily
>Asks me if I want to read some doujin one day
>What's doujin, Heather?
>"It's like fanfic comics, anon!"
>Cool! That'd be neat!
>She pulls out a binder from her backpack full of computer-printed pages
>They're almost all hardcore DBZ yaoi
>Vegeta and Goku get it on so violently that the planet explodes
>Piccolo rapes Gohan when he expresses feelings for Videl
>More and more and more
>Deeply disturbed, but don't want to be rude because I have few friends
>Next day, she asks if I want to read *HER* doujin
>"I've been drawing it at lunch."
>Agree somewhat reluctantly out of morbid curiosity
>Her "doujin" is yuri, not yaoi
>Surprisingly, she's not a bad artist, but...
>Plot consists of Bulma teaching Pan about "being a woman"
>I'm in the middle of it all when she pats me on the head and sighs
>"I'm so glad you're not upset that I'm a lesbian."
>Sorry, what?
>"Yeah, most people run screaming as soon as they find out. Makes finding a girlfriend hard."
>Oh. Uh. I'm not gay?
>"That's okay, I can wait for you."
>Pats me on the head again and asks me how I like the story

>Never brings up being a lesbian again, or her "waiting" for me
>Assume she was yanking my chain and try to laugh it off
>Still occasionally offers her binder when she's acquired something new, but doesn't push it when I decline

The next year, she got a car and started driving to school. Didn't really see her, or her binder, after that.

[Anonymous No.7356060]

reposting mine

>be 12
>buys five triple-pack gravitation mangas
>draws hawt yaoiz and shows people
>meows
>nya
>desu
>baka
>gets told off for drawing in class
>replies in japanese after class and gets detention
>has Cloud Strife/Cloud Strife shota doujinshi on school memory stick along with a bunch of softcore hentai
>maths teacher sees when I open a word document because of screenwatching
>pulls it up on his computer
>also comes up on my monitor
>teacher goes through Every. Page.
>in direct middle of ICT room
>EVERYONE SEES
>become the filthy pervert freak until I change schools
>parents forced to put blockers on internet at home
>not allowed on deviantart
>gets anyone searching "anime" in trouble because it might be porn
>first convention/expo with weeaboo ex was a disaster (will post)

>somehow still have friends after all this and three years in a different school in a different town
>friends are starting to get into anime and jrpgs
>oh_god_no.png

[Anonymous No.7356062]

>>7356060

>be 14
>they're 15
>first ever relationship
>super Naruto weebs - bond over anime/manga and godawful art.
>on Gaia and DA
>Sort of an ok relationship for 3-4 months

things started to get bad after that.

>pressured into sex
>"oh anon-chan you're so ka-way when you're scared"
>anon was 4'11 and 120lb
>ex was 5'10 and 240lb
>jesus christ no
>shows me Boku no Pico and is visibly drooling and enjoying it
>sends me creepy-ass texts about "inserting cylindrical objects into their dripping hole" (actual quote) and calls me "tsundere" when I say I'm creeped out and ask they stop
>"you have to be super quiet [anon's birthname] and we have to have music on because my parents are so awful and homophobic and they can't see me with a girl in my room"
>point out I'm FTM
>ex calls me their tsundere chibi loli again and uses my birthname almost constantly
>I begrudgingly fuck them to a soundtrack of "Hey There Delilah" and my birthname

this continues for more months until May of 2008

[Anonymous No.7356063]

>>7356062

>we go to our first "convention" (expo)
>plan KH2 couple cosplay of Cloud and Leon
>ex has Cloud cosplay- I know because they insisted we have sex when they were wearing it and I call them Cloud whilst they call me Aerith
>turns up day of expo in bought Naruto cosplay.
>I go to the bathroom and cry because my grandma and I worked so hard on my cosplay and they didn't bother even attempting Cloud
>walk around
>ex squees at yaoi
>ex tries to buy said yaoi and nearly gets kicked out of the expo
>i spend my £30 spare money on a nice wooden gunblade for my cosplay
>ex flips their shit because they wanted a buster sword and being their girlfriend I should have known that and bought it for them
>ex takes my food money and buys shitty balsawood buster sword

luckily ex's parents were happy to buy us lunch, even if they did tell me off for spending their child's "hard earned money" (they got £10 whenever they put their washing outside their bedroom door)

>after lunch
>ex enters masquerade
>I don't because socially awkward little shit
>ex goes on stage, attempts cartwheel and splits open recent self-inflicted cuts on arm and leg
>BLOOD EVERYWHERE OH GOD
>ex blames judges and demands they pay for their new costume
>ex threatens an eight year old girl because they got third place
>now they're causing a huge scene and the ex's parents don't give a fuck about me freaking the everloving piss out and try to console their poor child (who's full on screeching) and tell the judges about how they're "just misunderstood" and how "the mean judges should have given their child a place"

but it doesn't end there

[Anonymous No.7356064]

>>7356063
after the convention

>sleeping over at ex's house for ease
>I'm overwhelmed and freaking out again because I wanted to go home
>ex is literally self-harming right there in front of me at three in the morning
>I freak but try to console and soothe and try to get them to stop for two hours
>"THIS IS YOUR FAULT ANONCHAN YOU MADE ME ENTER THE MASQUERADE BALL YOU MADE ALL THOSE PEOPLE LAUGH AT ME"
>what
>call parents
>go home
>thank fuck

>ex breaks up with me in june at school
>oh thank fuck finally
>two weeks later, ex goes on holiday
>seven blissful days without them glaring at me
>ex comes back and seems to be ignoring me
>ex disappears for two weeks
>maybe this is the end?

nope

>3am
>knock on door
>EX HAD JUMPED OUT OF THEIR BEDROOM WINDOW AND WALKED THREE MILES IN THEIR PYJAMAS AND SOCKS BECAUSE "THEY WANTED TO SEE ME" AND THEY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE ROMANTIC
>COVERED IN SCRAPES AND BRUISES
>NOPE FUCKING NOPE
>STOP
>THIS IS WAY TOO CREEPY
>parents lock me in front room with ex and make me tell them to fuck off
>ex's parents come pick them up and vaguely chastise them
>complains to my parents that they didn't let ex stay overnight and woke them up
>parents bluntly tell them to go fuck themselves
>almost never see ex again

I'm a lot better and less freaked-out at conventions now, and I still see ex at said conventions because of mutual friends. They give me those "you TOTALLY fucked up my life" death glares every time we pass and are apparently FTM themselves now haha. There's definitely lasting damage from that relationship on my end - I still can't listen to "Hey there Delilah" without bursting into tears - but I'm getting better with the whole thing with relationships and sex.

pic related - it's their Naruto cosplay from about two years after this whole incident.

[Anonymous No.7356488]

>>7356060
>>7356062
>>7356063
>>7356064
anon I am so sorry. I'm glad this period in your life is behind you now.

[Anonymous No.7356501]

>>7356064
Was your ex genderqueer and his/her/whatever pronouns they/them or you were in a poliamorous relationship? because i am confus

[Anonymous No.7356508]

>>7356064
Man, this is fucked up, I'm sorry you had to go through that, anon. Hopefully you never end up with a creepy fucker like that in your life again.

[Anonymous No.7356712]

>>7356054
scary...since I knew a heather at one point that turned out to be a hardcore lesbian after I graduated high school even though we always knew she had tendencies. She was two grades below me too but I heard she moved twice or so, one to Georgia then Colorado. Anyways your story reminds me of her since her appearance was known to be unkempt most of the time.

[Anonymous No.7356721]

>>7356060
surfing anime at school can be dangerous.

I one time freaked when I searched the word "aya" trying to find a character from this one series i was reading and I got anime porn in the search results. I freaked out so hard I closed it, I was also in the school library and thank god no one saw. This back in the 2003? Before my school even decided to have a proper internet blocker installed. People were still surfing at myspace at this point before it was blocked. I laughed at all of them because Go-gaia wasn't and whocaresaboutstupidmyspace.

[Anonymous No.7356844]

Bump

[Anonymous No.7357542]

Why are overweight ugly guys with terrible always so over confident? Any way here is a story of Card-kun. Not as much weeb as a total prev. Story doesn't have a terrible ending but I didn't think people like this actually existed before him.


>Be me
>friend I ussually drink with is having people over around 15 people.
>Let's call him Joe.
>Joe tells me about Card-kun
>he's a bit of a creep but a generally nice
>Oh yeah cool.
>Everybody meets at coles
>Card-kun is huge, but not morbidly obese, only obese.
>pizza faced
>long ungroomed hair

>After the gathering gets started and very one gets drinking is when he starts to irk me
>OMG tfw no gf
>I just like cards more than girls
>no girl will never date me
>get's in Joe's words "rapey"
>night doesn't go terribly though

>morning after and we all are going to walk to down to the train station to drop people off.
>Energy drink that Joe brought the day before is there
>Hey joe is it alright if I have this since you havn't drank it?
>says it in front of everyone in a way he couldn't say no.
>oh um yeah sure
>he takes the drink
>we all walk down

>later in the day because I was still chilling but Card-kun was gone say to joe
>That was pretty rude of Cark-kun to ask for that drink
>Oh I hadn't really thought about it that much but yeah, I would of drank it later if he hadn't of taken it.
>Joe is a man who lives off 90c cheap coles coke
>hardly ever buys energy drinks even though he really likes them because they are $4+ a can.
>he says Card-kun does stuff liek that pretty often.

cont.

[Anonymous No.7357575]

>>7357542
With my last picture just to say, I really was still doing homework at the time I just leave facebook up in case anyone needs something from me while i am working.

>Joe is having another party
>Oh cool
>Card-kun is going to be there again
>fuckity fuck
>come on Anon, he's not that bad
>yeah I know, okay whatever.

>At party
>this is the second party Card-kun has now been to in a month
>Suddenly a connoisseur of all alcohol
>shut the fuck up and drink yor goon
>he starts talking to me anout how no girl will fuck him, how he will die a virgin
>yeah that would suck for you
>really obvioulsy coming on to me in the worst ways posssible

>next day he has to catch the same bus as I do to get home
>oh I'll just leave when you do
>yeah kay whatever
>get to bus it's a gold coin donation to ride
>oh anon i have no money
>can you pay for me?
>heavily sight and say fine

>we get to my suburb.
>I have to wait for my mum here
>okay cool I am going home now
>oh yeah cool I am just going to go hang at (really popular girl at school)'s house
>he mentioned he may go there earlier so that's why i was going to walk straight home.
>Yeah we are really good friends
>okay cool bye then.

That was the last i saw of him in real life (joe never invited him to stuff anymore because he got too "rapey" towards the girls once they were drunk and was generally whiney and annoying) but he got worse on face book. Pic related, does he think I am retarded? no gif starting with a girl brushing her teeth naked is going to be good. I actually opened it today for the first time and yeah she had a dick.

[Anonymous No.7357619]

>>7357575
He started talking to me on facebook really often but he was getting so creepy. I think I was pretty good at shutting down his creepy ass advances. I try to always reply to messages no matter what because I think not relying is really rude, he is the first person I have ever just completely stopped replying to. After reading weeb stories on here I am glad I did shut his down so harshly contstantly. At the time I already went oh 4chan (another reason he always tried to talk to me) and went on cgl so I had heard stories like these and everything about him sent warning bells off in my head. After this night of conversation was over I never replied again.
Joe says he has done this to heaps of other girls too and he just doesn't stop until they start completely ignoring them.

Not too much of a dramatic story but it makes me wonder why nearly all guys like this as so blatant and creepy.

Also to give context during these stories I was 15 and he was 18 (possibly 17)

[Anonymous No.7357641]

>in college and an art school
>rooming with an animation major who tells me to call her sora
>typical weeb: 250+ lbs, horrible B.O., wears organization 13 coat
>calls me axel because i have red hair
>calls one of her friends roxas
>always talks about how she has a "12 year old's pussy" (her words) because she doesn't grow pubes
>goes on and on about her sex life to my friends she just met
>talks for 2 hours about kingdom hearts while i'm trying to get away or do my own thing
>obsessed with rule 63 sora
>makes dress up doll on deviantart
>detailed labia
>i was helping her put songs on her ipod one night
>my sheets had just been washed that day
>she leans against my bed
>sheets smell like horrid B.O. and i had to wash them again because it smelled disgusting
>she would never wash her feet and would peel dead skin off of them on our couch
>while guests were over
>and also clip her toe nails and leave the nail clippings there
>i'm gagging just thinking about it
>cooked a pan of eggs once but never actually ate them and let them sit there for a week while i was gone on winter break
>never took out the trash then either
>came home to apartment smelling like death and asked her if she could smell how awful it was
>"no"
>what the fuck

[Anonymous No.7357652]

>>7357619

facebook / TouchButts

[Anonymous No.7357654]

>>7357652

Yeah, he practically screams virgin.

[Anonymous No.7357679]

>>7357654
Seriously, what is so hard about basic skin care?
What?

[Anonymous No.7357680]

>>7357641
good lord

[Anonymous No.7357683]

>>7357652
>>7357654
Fuck I really didn't mean to include his name, I feel really guilty now it won't let me delete the post either.

[Anonymous No.7357705]

>>7357683

You really seem far too nice for /cgl/.

[Anonymous No.7357712]

>>7357683
>>7357705
I accidentally posted someone's name when I was using my mobile. Felt really bad, made a post that I was reporting myself. Then I got banned.

I don't know what I was expecting.

[Anonymous No.7357721]

>>7357712
How long did you get banned for and was the post removed?

[Anonymous No.7357726]

>>7357721
The image was removed but the text stayed, which was interesting.

I don't remember how long I got banned for, but I couldn't appeal it so it must not have been that long. If I hadn't reported myself I'm not sure anyone would have noticed.

[Anonymous No.7357745]

>>7357726
fair enough, I momentarily forgot this board was archived though so know that I think about it there's not really that much of a point. I feel bad about it though seeming I havn't talked to him to a long time some how makes it worse. I should of checked the image before i posted it, i just went to fast.

[Anonymous No.7357764]

>>7357745
Don't worry about it too much, anon.

[Anonymous No.7358919]

Alright guys, let me tell you about this guy. I have pictures. First, backstory.

>be in high school
>with tight group of friends who want to go to a convention together
>we are all pretty nerdy but one of us is pretty fucking crazy
>makes hentai music videos
>one time tried to give one of us "a really cool anime"
>tentacle porn
>tried to show us hentai music videos set to dr. feelgood
>"no thanks"
(1/3)

[Anonymous No.7358933]

>>7358919
>tried to show us hentai music videos set to dr. feelgood
AMV Hell?

[Anonymous No.7358932]

>>7358919
>we are setting up for the convention
>good vibes
>his mom is driving
>we get to the hotel rooms, which has a living room and a bedroom attached to the bathroom
>girls get one room, guys in the other
>fuckface claims bedroom
>he buys hentai dvds and watches them in the bedroom
>no one can go to the bathroom as his mom took the girl's room for babysitting
>we can hear him fapping while watching silent hill 2
>fuck
(2/3)

[Anonymous No.7358944]

>>7358932
>at the end of the con
>he pays one of the guys to buy him a doujinshi as he was underage
>he brings it back to the car
>mom starts yelling at him throughout the 2 hour car ride because he bought porn
>sit in car awkwardly all the way home

He was also banned from several computers at home for downloading too much porn,
and was also banned from computers at school. I have a couple more stories about him but I'm pretty sure the pictures speak for themselves.

>>7358933
It was homemade by him (he was proud of this fact). One time a couple of friends went over to his house and he came down the stairs in just boxers saying they interrupted his "special time."

[Anonymous No.7358943]

>>7358932
F5 F5 F5

[Anonymous No.7358949]

>>7358944
you know we're gonna have to hear the other stories.

[Anonymous No.7358964]

>>7358944
more, please.

[Anonymous No.7358976]

>>7358949
Here's a couple more.
>go over to his house
>PS3 when it first came out
>he leaves room
>"DON'T GO ON THE VIDEOS"
>naturally, we go to the videos
>click on inconspicuous video
>dickgirls, dickgirls everywhere
>we can't hurry fast enough to turn it off

Another story about pic related, different creepy dude.
>he's super creepy, was apparently charged with child porn recently
>always thinks he's right
>in computer class
>keeps interrupting teacher thinking he's right
>he's not
>interrupts other students
>one day the teacher is pissy about kids using chat in class
>he's using chat in class
>teacher brings him into the hallway yelling at him
>he's wailing like a seagull
Dude was hella creepy, he had a guro picture as his MSN chat pic.

[Anonymous No.7358977]

>>7358944
go on. You heard the anons.

[Anonymous No.7358980]

>>7358976
eurgh, and I thought my hair was bad. I feel blinded.

You have to wonder whats going through the minds of these people when they make the decision to put dick girls on their PS3.

>"DON'T GO ON THE VIDEOS"

you know he wanted you to go on the videos

[Anonymous No.7358989]

>>7358976
Another story about fuckface.
>be in airbands
>we are all in a band with him as the drummer
>my bass fucks up, he can't drum worth shit
>he starts a drum solo before the end of the song catching everyone off guard and ends the act
>damn it

>later in airbands he apparently signed up to do a drum solo
>just a drum solo
>3 minutes of him mindlessly hitting the drums
>he loses a drum stick
>vice principal has to go retrieve it from the audience
>barely anyone claps

The worst part is the school sold dvds of it, so somewhere out there is his stupid drum solo. I got a couple more stories, thankfully. Also a link to his shota fanfiction.

[Anonymous No.7358995]

>>7358989
Go on please. I wanna take a look at that terribad fic as well.

[Anonymous No.7359012]

>>7358989
This is a friend's account, unfortunately she had to be alone with him.
>he wants me to go over to check out his anime and game collection
>feel uncomfortable being alone with him, always make excuses
>"hey Anon wanna come over for a few hours? We can go to chapters etc etc"
>No, sorry, I have plans with someone else
>eventually he calls and cries to my mother
>explain to my mom why I don't like him
>"Oh just give him a chance, dear. He just needs some friends."
>day comes, get dropped off at his house
> his family is loaded, big house
>get tour of the house
>get to his room
>he closes the door behind us
>immediate rape feeling
>he introduces me to his ps3 (really)
>has Sonic background, asks me if I like Sonic (really)
>"Well... I have these videos on here..."
>awkwardly sit through one of his hentai music videos
> shitty music, then silence
>he expects me to say something
>ask what show the last clip was
>he pulls out some DVDs
>"This is my anime collection"
>Every single one is an ecchi boxset, hentai or shit like Death Note
>picks a few to bring over to me
>two of them are yuri, the last one is the clip he used
>Tenticle porn, Magical Girl Ai (???)
>asks if I want to borrow it
>His mom is yelling his name up the stairs
>"UGH hold on I gotta go see what my mom wants"
>he leaves
>he's gone for like 10 minutes, wtf
>he comes back
>"Sorry I had to make lunch"
>know he was probably fapping
>TV is on, PS3 video menu showing multiple scarring videos
>Youtube videos of stills of erotic sonic fanart to shitty music
>his stepdad comes in
>make smalltalk, doesn't say anything about the content on the TV
Continued as I get it folks

[Anonymous No.7359036]

>>7359012
Also here's the shota story, I keep forgetting to post it. darkangel6609.deviantart(.)com/art/Immortal-Boy-Toy-Ch-3-329040219
Story continued.
>Brennan comes back
>"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO STAY OUT OF MY ROOM? JEEZ."
>he slams the door
>resumes trying to recommend me hentai, asks what I like
>end up borrowing some ecchi, as well as some normal anime series
>eventually his mom comes in and we're on our way to their other house
>awkward car ride, he's showing me jap games on his PSP
>we get to the house
>"So this is my first room..."
>normal looking bedroom, DmC, FMA, etc posters
>"And this is my other room..."
>leads me into basement
>he wants to show me video games, we watch an episode of some moe anime about anime (so meta)
>his mom tells us it's bedtime
>It's like 10
>I thought I was going home
>Excuse myself, make frantic call to mom, begging to be picked up
>no dice
>I go back down
>It's empty, ecchi on TV, couch's back to the stairs
>"I have your bed set up."
>Oh God
>he's shirtless, laying on the couch under some blankets
>there's a mattress on the ground immediately beside/infront of the couch
>he has the perfect vantage point to watch me sleep
>have to sleep on one side, facing away from him all night
>TV turns off, try to fall asleep
>20 minutes later I can hear something
>he's fapping right behind me
>just a few feet away

Thank fuck I never stayed at his house alone. I look pretty loli-ish so that was somewhat lucky.

[Anonymous No.7359055]

>>7359036
is his last name lemay? because i think i might know him.

[Anonymous No.7359115]

>>7359036
How old were these people at the time? How disgusting.

[Anonymous No.7359136]

>>7359055
Nope. He did try and rename himself Roy, which makes his shota story creepier. >>7359115
He was in grade 11 or 12, whereas I was in grade 10 and I think friend was in grade 9. He is/was old enough to know better, but I think he had Asperger's. (Not that it excuses his stupidity.)
Anyways friend's telling me more so here:
>next day, we go to Chapters
>he beelines it to the new age section
>sit in starbucks with some random book
>enjoying my time
>two hours pass, he eventually comes around
>"mom says its time for us to go home"
>we end up on his family boat
>tell his mom I want to go home
>he says something stupid, don't remember, it pissed his mom off
>she tells him to smarten up
>he gets quiet, his mum and stepfather discuss ways to get me home
>shit you not, one of them is to fly me back on the dad's private craft
>his mom REALLY wants to go via plane, he's a pilot
>Brennan freaks out, yelling how stupid his mom is and stuff
>we're getting off the boat
>he's crying in the cargo hold thing
>I get off the boat, waiting in the car
>his mom comes back to the car with him
>he's teary eyed and sobbing
>we drive off without a word
>his mom gives me chocolates
>never see him again
>still have his anime
>years go by, occasionally get a message from him saying he wants his DVDs back

And that's it from that crazy fucker. I've run out of stories and so has my friend who had the displeasure of knowing him.

[Anonymous No.7359170]

>>7359136
>what the fuck is anatomy

[Anonymous No.7359318]

>>7359036
>he's fapping right behind me
I....just....nope. nopenopenopenopenope

>>7359136
God I'm really sorry this happened to you anon, I would be dreading at that moment.

[Anonymous No.7359478]

>>7359318
Actual anon here. I was 14. I had no idea what to do.
>>7358976
I have stories of this guy as well. He used to wear wigs and those metal finger things to college (went to both highschool and college with him).
>in Visual Basic class
>"I can't type semicolons because my locale ismset to Japanese!"

>he used to bring sexy figmas to class and set them up on his desk

[Anonymous No.7359674]

>>7358944
>sanik hat
>topless
>peanutbutter and paper towels in the back
I'm more than ready for this anon

[Anonymous No.7359860]

>>7356054
>get it on hard the planet explodes
You owe me a new pair of sides miss

sorry you had to deal with that, sounds horrifying.

[Anonymous No.7359875]

>>7357619
I found your facebook anon. You better delete this before someone else does too. You didn't cover your name enough. Ms.Mollie
>But you're pretty cute, I can see why he's so interesting.
>And he looks pretty rapey

[Anonymous No.7359879]

>>7359875
I already said I can't delete it because 4chan is fucked somtimes, not even just the file. If you wouldn't mind trying to delete your post I would more than appreciate it.

[Anonymous No.7360360]

bumping this

[Anonymous No.7360393]

>>7359875
No one cares

[Anonymous No.7360591]

>>7356028
That old-ass Tsunade on the far right is just how I want to be in 30 years

[Anonymous No.7363287]

>>7356028

Many of these land squarely in the "It could be worse" area.

[NumbersHunter !UwZMXnmbIQ No.7367791]

>>7357542
>I just like cards more than girls

Good man.