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/cgl/ humor/screencaps thread. Reaction images also welcome.

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>> No.7610720

>>7610684
/cgl/ is funniest at its meanest. Always.

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>> No.7610724

can we not

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>> No.7610728

>>7610710
Remember back when epic wasn't insta-cringe?

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>> No.7610745

>>7610728
I miss early 4chan.

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I screenshotted so much of the Cosplaymania Saga but I'm too lazy to put it all together

>> No.7610772

>>7610764
Oh man I'm barely on /cgl/ and I remember that thread.

>> No.7610780

2011 cgl was top notch hilarity

>> No.7610814

>>7610693
wait, what?

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>> No.7610833

>>7610701
OH GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ONE

It's so perfect

>> No.7610842

>>7610734
Oh wow I didn't know inbreed whales could go on the chans

>> No.7610845

>>7610822
I miss the kota drama man

>> No.7610846

>>7610734
I know the photo/name is a shop in that picture but damn that was one weird day on /cgl/.

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I'll dump some.

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>> No.7610856

>>7610842
The picture is fake but the person who posted here (and that text) was an idiot. Some fat weeaboo with crappy closet cosplay that kept asking drawfags to make art of them, and then they must've also had their e-mail on their posts because someone was able to find their facebook and a weird dating site for fetishists they had an account on.

>> No.7610858

>>7610845
http://www.staminarose.org/pt/?do=page&p=0

>> No.7610861

>>7610849
Is this an hommage to PT ?

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>>7610861
The girl is a seagull and she's talking about PT, yeah.

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>> No.7610875

>>7610864
I miss animal threads. Anyone got the lizard one?

>> No.7610894

/r/ "seagulls attack whales" news article

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>>7610894
This one?

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>>7610867
You know what thing black guys do when they hear something really funny and run around laughing?

I just did that

>mfw the whole time

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>> No.7610953

>>7610846
I still don't really understand what happened. Some girl wrote out all that, then it got shopped, and...like you said, it was really weird.

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>>7610953
I just feel like she would have come from /cgl/ if not /b/ and that was the joke.

I'll pull up what little /cgl/ stuff I have, most of it is self mocking.

>> No.7611000

>>7610710
Oh my god that's beautiful

>> No.7611008

>>7610946
>be black
>does this all the time
omg, I didn't even notice.

>> No.7611269

>>7610814
peacockfeathers.

>> No.7611405

>>7611008
what black laughing thing are you talking about?

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>>7610946

Does pic related happen when you go near pools?

>> No.7611506

>>7610764
>>7610772
It's even more epic when you realized what the OP was

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does cgl's userbase get replaced every year or what?

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>>7611531
>>7611531
I haven't visited regularly in over a year

thinking about deleting my embarrassingly large cgl folders

the people who did this shit are longer funny to me

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>> No.7611544

>>7611539
Dump them first, this thread is great.

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>>7611542
>>7611542

>> No.7611548

>>7610758

I laughed way too hard at this one....

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>>7611544
>7611542
mmk

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Anyone remember this girl? Is she still alive??

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I'm really hoping that his was a joke.

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>>7611564
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>>7611566
>>7611566

>> No.7611585

>>7610734
As a person with a thyroid problem, I laugh at this. There is medication to fix it.

>> No.7611603

>>7610721
Oh god that's so mean.
Like, I laugjhed for a good five minutes, but mean.

>> No.7611609

>>7610849
which way does this read?

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>>7610758

>> No.7611618

>>7611567
oh shit

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>> No.7611782

>>7611542
What is this, exactly?

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>> No.7611797

>>7611787
You replied to the post... and you posted it?
How original lol.

>> No.7611803

>>7611797
Not the same person Anon.
Learn how samefagging works.

>> No.7611804

>>7611405
Like whenever we laugh, we do crazy things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaHGjlERVCg
This video actually explains it really well.

>> No.7611810

>>7611803
>Implying that isn't samefag.
lol, okay.

>> No.7611812

>>7611787
fuck I was just going to cap that

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>> No.7611834

>>7611829
I'm a bitch that
1. loves gengar
2. cosplays it

I missed this thread. I'm ashamed of myself

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This was fun, don't know how entertaining you'll find it though.

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>>7610681

>> No.7611848

>>7611843
10/10

>> No.7611849

>>7610688
I heard the fucking music and everything wtf.

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>> No.7611859

>>7610694
Lord almighty who is this

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>> No.7611861

>>7611859
Kipi

>> No.7611862

>>7611850
THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT A BOW THAT WOULDN'T EVEN WORK

If I'm thinking of the right bow.

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>>7611875

>> No.7611882

>>7610681
Does anyone have cap's of that FLAME CHAN/Bitch lolita? Help fellow anon's.

> The girl who apparently went to a meet and crawled out the bathroom window after trying to steal an outfit?
> The one who swore lots and worn flame boots?
> Got kicked out of the comm and came back later full of flames?
> Got like the shit beaten out of her?
> Claimed her friends where her maids and she was a princess?

Can't recall the full story but it was intensely brilliant.

>> No.7611885

>>7611882
You're thinking of Danger-chan

>> No.7611887

>>7611882
is swearing not allowed at meets usually?

Aslo, the thought of people in full lolita beating the shit out of an ita is hilarious

>> No.7611891

>>7611843
best one so far

>> No.7611893

>>7611542
what the fuck is this?

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>>7611882

>> No.7611908

>>7611860
I lost at it this one, bless you cgl

>> No.7611918

>>7611885
>>7611894
Yes danger-chan that's it! Thank you kind anon's.

>>7611887
Depends on the comm and age of comm.

>> No.7612053

>>7611566
My jimmies have been rustled

>> No.7612082

>>7611804
This is so true thought. My father and his brother/sisters are blacks. The ones who grew up with other blacks does these kind of things, slapping and strange laught, but my father who did grow up with whities doesn't do that at all.

It made me laught more than reason, polite sage for offtopic

>> No.7612131

>>7611875
>>7611877
My sides

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this whole thread was pretty great

>> No.7612142

>>7611843
Lol'd

>> No.7612144

>>7610820
holy shit i saved this to my reaction folder directly from the shitty ebay/etsy thread

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>>7612144

>> No.7612172

>>7610869
Jesus christ. I don't know what it is about /cgl/ and period blood but it's like your official state liquid or something.

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>>7611560
>>7611562
>>7611564

I think we all remember NCN.

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>>7611567

>> No.7612201

>>7612167
HAIL SITHRAK

>> No.7612221

>>7612173
this is fucking ginseng whatever teacat right. oh god i remember her.

>> No.7612225

>>7612173
whats her tumblr?

>> No.7612276

>>7612225
ginseng-tea-cat, sadly it's password protected.

>> No.7612279

>>7612276
pardon me, it's just ginsengteacat, without the -

>> No.7612292

I will devote my life to someone who has screencaps of the Mokuba boobs thread.

>> No.7612329

>>7611894
God-tier

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>>7612292
Mokuba... boobs? Continue...

>> No.7612340

>>7612332
Someone OP'd a thread asking about boob/cleavage creation using a Mokuba image, someone replied as Kaiba and it went from there.

>> No.7612353

>>7610870
Masao's INTERNET TOUGH GUY comment is more cringe worthy than Roko's.

>> No.7612420

>>7612353
lol not really.

>> No.7612436

>>7612292

Seconding to say I would pay money for this screencap

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>>7611567

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>>7611567

>> No.7612457

>>7611567
The world is a fucked up place, man

>> No.7612513

>>7612420
Kind of.

For being so tough he was literally in tears crying like every day because of Claudie.

Roko's a faggot but Masao is a major bitch.

>> No.7612522

>>7610694
>>7611859
>>7611861
That is NOT kipi...

>> No.7612571

>>7611552
Aw man, that Axelai dramu was so bad... oh the memories

>> No.7612593

>>7612173
Anyone have those pics someone drew of her oc?

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>> No.7612694

>>7610693
Fuck that one always gets me~

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>> No.7612697

>>7610710
Fucking awesome.

>> No.7612711

>>7611859
Akasan

>> No.7612715

>>7610898

This always makes me laugh.

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Does Flan still exist anywhere?

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>> No.7612743

>>7611552
Anyone know what became of Axelai?

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>>7612609

>> No.7612777

>>7612740

/cgl/ in one picture.

>> No.7612831

>>7611860
I snorted.

>> No.7612873

>>7612609
Oh.my.gosh. What the actual fuck.

>> No.7613331

>>7612609
Annnnnd thats how you rape a guy
I don't think I want to go to cons now

>> No.7613373

>>7611810
If it was samefagging, it'd say
>>####### (You)

Not >>####### (OP)

Look here, If I reply to the OP it's going to add (OP) to the end, but I sure as fuck didn't start the thread.
>>7610681

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>>7612609
what the fuck

>> No.7613413

>>7612609
Thought that was gonna end with "and I realized I raped the wrong girl"

>> No.7613446

>>7612696
Does no one know the god damn lyrics to this song?
I see people skip that last line and jump into the chorus way too often.
Shame.

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>> No.7613458

>>7610710
Remember when this was /tg/, not /cgl/? I do.

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>>7613480
Who're the assholes that turn these into motivationals? They'd be so much better if they didn't have those lame ass captions.

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>> No.7615182

>>7613502
...I honestly want to know what dress name spurred this discussion, and also request that someone post their interpretation of kawaii big fucking black penis print.

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>>7611894
< < any information on this outfit?
does it tie into the story somehow?

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Bringing this back because I never see it get reposted in these threads anymore.

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>>7615331
I have a whole bunch of these saved.

>> No.7615379

>>7612609
Why do people have spoilers if this was from /cgl/?

>> No.7615387

>>7615331
I havent see these before. Keep them coming, please!

>> No.7615394

>>7615379
Look at the post number, it's twice the current post count on /cgl/. Clearly from another board.

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I have many.

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>> No.7615409

>>7615405
does anyone else read this in that short big headed guys voice from superjail?

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>> No.7615509

>>7615478
That clock has no hands and I can't handle it.

>> No.7615514

>>7611894
I wish this never dies

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>> No.7615881

>>7610681

Actually saw that cosplay, OP. Black guy at Youmacon with a ripped "bloodstained" t-shirt carrying a burlap bag labeled "cotton." Fucking hilarious.

>> No.7615883
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Only the best

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>self-posting OC

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Just came across this one on TiTP. Pretty sure it's not PT herself, she'd never admit she was fat.

>> No.7616089

>>7616088
well, she did call herself curvy and put fat in quotes

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>>7616088
certain it's just a seagull making a submission. /fit/izens post to that blog all the time with their own board culture. TiTP usually posts them, is alerted to their facetious nature, and takes them down all like "STOP TRAWLING US THIS IS WHY WE NEED THIS BLOG LOOK AT THE ABUSE"

>> No.7616098

>>7610869
I wish the creator of that wonderful tale would've taken into consideration that blood doesn't smell like fish and it turns fucking brown when it dries.

>> No.7616141

>>7615318
I think it was a maid reference only.

>> No.7616143

>>7610694
ka-ka-ka-kawaii

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>> No.7616174

>>7611567
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE. my mother spent YEARS convinced that i was gay, attempted to force me to "come out" to her, told our entire family, her hair dresser, her/my doctors, and called 3 of the schools i attended to tell the faculty. i had several girlfriends, and told her a thousand times that i wasn't
>mfw every time i got pissed at her accusing me of being homosex, she said i didn't have to be ashamed of my sexuality
>had pregnancy scare in uni with long term gf, she said i didn't have to hide my "true self" or some shit
thank god she's dead. she made my life hell starting at the age of 12

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>>7616174
shit, forgot reaction image

>> No.7616181

>>7612689

Holy shit, *I* made this one. My first time back on this board in at least two years and I see this.

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>>7616174

>> No.7616189

>>7616174
Stories like this make me really appreciate my parents being completely laid back and really open without being creepy.

>express admiration for female teacher in really gushy way
>later that day, mom brings it up and asks if I'm gay/bi
>only 14 and not even vaguely interested in sex beyond smutty romance novels that I read for giggles
>tell her I don't think so, haven't really thought about it
>she says something like "we're always here if you decide you want to talk to someone about that stufff."
>end of story

Then again, compared to my friends' parents, mine were really ~*~racy~*~ because they explained to all of us how sex worked when we hit puberty. I knew a girl who was 16, had taken basic biology already, and was crying in the locker room, because thought she was pregnant. She missed her period (common with athletes anyway) after her boyfriend fingered her in his truck. They hadn't had sex or even close. He hadn't even opened the fly of his jeans.

I just couldn't stop laughing in her face after she included those details. Everyone else was horrified by how amused I was, but fuck. How do you get to 16 without at least some idea of how sex works?!

>> No.7616198

>>7616189
i'm jealous of you, bro. my family was nothing but uber religious, ultra conservatives and buttfuckingly insane crazies

>> No.7616199

>>7616189
>How do you get to 16 without at least some idea of how sex works?!
Pretty common in the bible belt in 'murrica from what I've heard. Never under-estimate peoples' stupidity.

>> No.7616214

>>7616198
My extended family are pretty conservative, so I'm not sure what happened with my parents specifically. Like, they teased my older brother because he got his wife pregnant before they were even engaged, shit like "I know we told you about condoms, did you forget about condoms?" but no one was angry about it.

>>7616199
Yeah, I lived in Texas at the time that happened, but in a fairly liberal part of the state. We never had outright sex ed, but I was a bit shocked that she couldn't put her knowledge from her biology class (where we had a whole section devoted to sexual reproduction) into effect with her own anatomy.

>> No.7616252

>>7616174
So wait... your mom wanted you to be gay? that's pretty fucking weird
>>7616189
>>7616199
My parents never gave me the talk. I am kind of grateful, and was smart enough to pay attention in biology and somehow picked up everything I needed to know from friends and books. Somehow I never believed anything stupid, like that you can get preggo from fingering or anything. I am glad they never told me but it's also kind of weird that they did not.

>> No.7616320

This is so weird, /cgl/. I came here today from /v/ because they were having a videogame cosplay thread and they said this board was better for that (makes sense). I saw this thread and instantly popped in since YLYL threads are golden no matter what board you're in.

But I don't get this humor. It's so weird. I haven't had that problem with /int/ or /tg/ or /k/ or whatever, but almost none of these screenshots are doing it for me. You guys must have an extremely complex series of in-jokes. /v/ also said you're mostly women so maybe I just don't get chick humor.

I'm honestly kinda weirded out.

>> No.7616335

So, off topic, but this is as good as thread as any. Met a really cool person on omegle we danced and talked about cosplay DBZ and getting high. I froze before I gave them contact info, all I have to go on is they browse cgl.

If buy chance you happen to see this, the email is in the email field

>> No.7616340

>>7616320
Part of it is because of inside humor but most of it is because this is a really slow board and not much funny stuff happens.

>> No.7616362

>>7616335
>omegle
>danced

what

>> No.7616367

>>7616362
It was special

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>> No.7616370

>>7616320
It's mostly in-jokes and board culture. A lot of it is dead drama so you'd have to have been here when that stuff was going around in order to get it, as well.

But honestly dude, go find your phone and call someone who cares. I swear at least once a day we get a post that's "I'm from <x> board and I don't understand this" and no one really gives a shit.

>> No.7616441

>>7615509
Time does not move normally whilst you're queuing, so they removed them.

>> No.7616586

>>7616320
nobody fucking cares you big gay baby.
go cry more.

>> No.7616663

>>7616320
It is not "chick humor", but something only a frequent user would get.
So it only makes sense you cannot understand.

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>>7612513
lol I can confirm this

those days were messed up, man, but definitely amusing

>> No.7616669

>>7616065
Original one was funny. This is not.

>> No.7616688

>>7611542
the thing that gets me the most about this one is that almost all of these trips don't post anymore
we have been forsaken and abandoned

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>>7616664
Do you still have your purity, Claudie-chan?

Do you want it to be taken? Pic related is me.

>> No.7616708

>>7616691
Ugh that ill proportioned jacket is not good enough for you to date Claudie. Go get changed & try again.

>> No.7616719

>>7616691
>thinks micnax would willingly selfpost on /cgl/ anymore

>> No.7616724

>>7616669
tell that to btb faggot

>> No.7616739

>>7616065
i screamed when i saw that on btb

>> No.7616741

>>7616724
btb posts up anything as long as it follows the ruless, faggot

>> No.7616764

>>7616719
Fuck off you incestual turd.

>> No.7616797

>>7610869
disgusting imagine if she gave someone dieases

>> No.7616817

>>7616797
Like bacterial vaginosis since that's what causes a fishy smelling pussy.

>> No.7616819

>>7616065
trying to hard

>> No.7616822

>>7616320
Just females failing at comedy just like real life

>> No.7616824

>>7616664
Being proud of being a whore and cheating on him doesn't make you cool either.

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>>7616167
>mfw someone saved that

>> No.7616835

>>7612609

This is why I CCW at cons...

That would be a justified kill.

>> No.7616836

>>7616088
What won't tittypee post nowadays

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>>7616335
Hey there, fluffy hair!

>> No.7617110

>>7611506
Who was OP?

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>>7616892
Hello mask girl

>> No.7617279

Welp, I guess this thread proves it.

Women can never, ever, under any circumstances in the history of the universe, ever, be funny

>> No.7617513

>>7616826
Must have been you, because it's about 0% funny.

>> No.7617523

>>7617279
This too, but it seems like spending too much time on a woman board also causes men to loses their potential to be funny.

>> No.7618091

>>7616664
Sorry I had a heart and cared about you back then. You didn't seem very amused when you realized I was over you and had moved on, but that's in the past now, isn't it? Don't talk about me again.

>> No.7618104

>>7617513
#rekt

>> No.7618147

>>7612729

We used to follow eachother on tumblr but since I don't really go there much anymore I have no idea if she's still there. Does anyone actually know if her tumblr's still active?

>> No.7618151

>>7618091
Fuck off you ugly little nigger. Nobody trashtalks a pure virgin like Claudie like that.

>> No.7618157

>>7616688
all /cgl/ did was bitch when any trip posted, but it was completely understandable because the board became one huge circle jerk while they were all here.

>> No.7618184

>>7611782
>>7611893
A female's reaction to "post something humorous".

>> No.7618564

bump

>> No.7618680

Does anyone have the post about Maguma's stalker? The one that wanted to skin him and wear him.

>> No.7618795

>>7618680
You mean Maguma himself?

>> No.7618812

>>7618091
>dont talk about me
whatre you in middle school? you sound like a baby.
>DONT SAY MY NAME BAAWWWW DONT U EVER SAY MA NAME

>> No.7618819

>>7610864
oh man. I loved those cat puns.

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>>7615409
I was reading it in the voice of his 63 counterpart on the show, actually.

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>>7618860
>mfw I wanted to stop reading but I just couldn't

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>>7616370
This. If you're not familiar with this board, you're not going to get most of this humor. It's pretty easy to pick up though since bitches love bringing up the past around here.

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>>7618860
>Mucus just comes periodically out of my vagina. Not too sure from where it originates, there are only two holes and I assume it's the vaginal one. It's like...

I lost it.

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>>7616198
I never really understood how parents can be so religious to completely avoid talking about a basic function of the human body. I live in a conservative as fuck Slavic country where wearing a different pair of pants than everyone else makes you the talk of the town, my parents are religious nutcases, we don't have sex ed and even so they gave me a proper sex talk like most parents here do. That and completely disregarding evolution has always been so strange to me, like I get you're religious but come the fuck on unless your child plans on being a nun you gotta let them know how to protect themselves from STDs and shit.

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>> No.7619031

>>7618926
You're assuming the bible belt has common sense and basic brain function
This is why you don't understand

>> No.7619053

>>7616098
Have you never had a gross vag period?

>> No.7619115

>>7617513
You'd think so but I only post the ones I actually save.

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>> No.7619413

>>7619010
That was the best story ever.

>> No.7619575

>>7618860
>>7618894
This is proof that people need proper sex education.

>> No.7619636

>>7613455
>that sad feeling when she's better at drawing than me.

>> No.7619651 [DELETED] 

>>7611567
Fuck
All
Weeaboos

>> No.7619686

>>7616174
Explain me why you're browsing a cosplay board then

>> No.7619701

>>7619031
*tips fedora

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>>7618091
Oh, sorry, I just thought it was still pretty funny how you spent hours sobbing on the phone with my two besties after I broke up with you. Poor girls, they were so weirded out that some old guy was calling them and bawwwwing about being dumped by a high schooler. If you don't like the way I talk, don't hang around here, kay?

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>>7619803
>>7618091
Everyone should just should shut up about what happened years ago. This isn't what the thread is for lmao.
and wot
>some old guy
Nigga he's like four and a half years older than us, he ain't like ten, twenty years older or something...now that's old.

Let's all keep the threats and sarcasm down to a minimum, yo. Anyone can get on here, but limiting what you say or not say at all is adult. Let us play nice.

inb4 "but so and so started it~"

KEEP ON POSTING FUNNY CAPS

>> No.7619842

>>7619834
nah I came here specifically to see some bullshit like beta out of high school dudes crying and dramatic bitchy girls

>>7619803
tell me the fucking story

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>>7616664
>>7618091
>>7619803

IT'S ALREADY IN MOTION, THERE'S NO STOPPING IT NOW

>> No.7619851

>niggers

>> No.7619854

fuck this board

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>>7619834
>Let's all play nice
>Let's all keep the threads and sarcasm down to a minimum
>inb4 "but so and so started it~"

LOL stfu adri you're just scared I'll get my lawyer involved again and tell everyone on cgl what a disgusting creep your beloved hubby is.

>>7619842
>Masao and I """date"""
>Read: say we love each other over the internet
>He's 19, I'm 14
>Too dumb and young to recognize that he's a total fucking creep
>After... what, a year? I wise the hell up and dump him so I can be a normal kid
>Masao is ~omg so heartbroken~
>He calls my best friend and cries on the phone with her for hours about how I'm such a bitch and how I could do something so mean to him
>After she hangs up, he calls ANOTHER friend of mine and whines about the exact same thing
>My friends confront me that some weird guy in his twenties called them bawwwing about how I broke up with him
>Omg why is this happening, I'm so embarrassed
>Luckily they're cool about it and know he's crazy
>We decide Masao is pathetic and have a nice laugh about it

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>>7619855

>> No.7619864
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>>7619855
Welp. So much for being civil and wanting to be friends. And you guys "dated" over the internet for almost three months, yet still never met in person. It wasn't like a year, I saw all the chat logs and everything.

>> No.7619875

>>7619864
Ohhh right, I remember you guys did meet in person! It was so classy how Masao called me to tell me all about how he fucked you in a hotel bathroom while your friends slept only a few feet away.

>>7619858
Except >>7619842 told me to tell the story; sorry you have no reading comprehension boo

>> No.7619876

>>7619834
>>7619864
No one fucking cares about you, why do you even post here?

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>>7619855
>>7619875

Claudie is clearly the most MLG pro on this board prove me wrong

>> No.7619880

>>7619877
>>7619875
>>7619864
>>7618091
Do you guys, like, alert each other whenever wank is happening? Is this your lives? I can't believe you'd want to put personal shit like this here, you huge fucking dramawhores.

>> No.7619881

>>7619855
>>7619875

dang, I remember being 14 and knowing girls getting into older guys online and recognizing it as creepy as fuck and just staying away from those weebs

but whatever. 14 is as good an excuse as any to make shit decisions

This shit is boring, TELL ME MORE DRAMA I'M SO FUCKING BORED. I know literally nothing

>> No.7619883

>>7619855
>LOL stfu adri you're just scared I'll get my lawyer involved again and tell everyone on cgl what a disgusting creep your beloved hubby is.
Do tell.

>> No.7619889

>>7619803
>sobbing on the phone with my two besties
Reminds me of when my friend broke up with their boyfriend and I got whined at and they asked for me and my moms nudes.
Some people sure take a break up poorly.

>> No.7619896

>>7619880
Apparently they've moved this off here and are probably bitching each other out. I hope you're happy, anon.

>> No.7619902

>>7619881
>>7619883
Hahaha if it's story time now, let's got on cglchat like old times

>> No.7619903

>>7619855
>I'll get my lawyer involved
The picture you just posted applies to this.
>>7619880
This. Bitching each other out about personal lives on 4chan? Clearly cosplay and lolita isn't keeping you guys occupied enough, please select an additional hobby.

>> No.7619906

>>7619902
ya'll have a chat? ghey

I just want it all laid out here easy for me. C'mon there's already abunch of trips, just spill shit.

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>>7619880
>>7619903
Lol hey adri nice to see you trip dropping again

>> No.7619937

OH MY GOD

DRAMA

IS THIS REAL? IS THIS STILL THE NEW /cgl/??

GOD, I HAVEN'T HAD PROPER DRAMA IN YEARS

FEEL LIKE A PERSON DYING OF THIRST WHO FINALLY FOUND A SOURCE OF WATER HERE

>> No.7619953

>>7619908
I'M NOT GETTING ON CGLCHAT JUST FUCKING TELL THE STORY

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>>7619908 (You)
put your trip back on masao

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>>7619880
pantsu/masao/roko couldnt survive without drama in their lives, they never left - they just put their trips back on when when realize they can make it about them

>>7619937
janitor-san will come in and nuke all their posts in due time, enjoy it while it lasts

>> No.7619965

All of you are fucking children, holy fuck.

>> No.7619969

>>7619964
I don't give a shit when Maguma wakes up and deletes everything. It[ s forever in the archives.

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>>7619962
go back to playing on your gameboy in a corner

>> No.7619972

Just hurry up and dish it out already or post it in the chat

>> No.7619977

>>7619964
This is legit the shit that made /cgl/ so unbearable in the first place.

>> No.7619982

>>7619953
OKAY I GOT ON CGLCHAT AND NO ONE IS TELLING A STORY GOD DAMN YOU CLAUDIE

>> No.7619986

>>7619875
Wow, I knew Pantsu was a slut but I had no idea she was such a cheap slut who's more promiscious than snooki from jersey shore

>> No.7619991

>>7619977
fuck off you UGLY CUNT

DRAMA is the only thing that made THIS SHITHOLE WORTH READING

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omedetou!!

>> No.7619993

>>7619908
Not adri or masao or whoever. Just an amused stranger watching a bunch of presumed adults act like theyre in a soap opera. All of you are pretty tragic and its entertaining to watch.
>>7619964
>they just put their trips back on when when realize they can make it about them
Like you do? At least they leave their trip up when they talk shit to each other, you cant even do that. Go back to posting yourself anonymously. Try begging for new tit money on the internet so you can be jnig famous like you want to be.

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>>7619993
sorry, couldn't hear you with your head that far up you ass

>> No.7619997

>>7619855
Holy shit, and she already married him? Wht a little turboslut.

>> No.7619999

>>7619995
Bitch, either deliver something semi-decent or go shit up some other board.

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>>7619992
gomenasorry everynyan!!!
im sorry you had to see my moment of weakness!!

>> No.7620002

>>7619999
Don't talk to my future girlfriend like this you asshole.

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>>7620000

>>7619999
Bitch, shut your mouth and learn to read. Didn't I say I'd be on cglchat~?

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>>7619970
dude, it's called a Sega Gamegear, holy fuck get with the times
>>7619992
<3
>>7619993
ain't it great? JUST LIKE A THE GOOD OL' DAYS PRE DRAMA BAN

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>>7620005
a-a-a!! doushiouuuu

>> No.7620011

>>7620005
You weren't saying anything on cglchat

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>>7620008
Ohhhh, nice comeback!

>> No.7620020

>>7620008
>>7620000
You aren't even Roko, you're that insane cunt who wanted to be inseminated by Roko, Frankie or something.

Proof: the real Roko would never be so "confident" (in comparison how he acts) around womyn.

>> No.7620021

>>7620005
And you're still not saying shit there, either.

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>>7620020
>>7620020
well ur half raito

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>>7619855
>implying you never met
>implying he didn't come inside your little slut mouth

HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS?

>> No.7620029

>>7620024
Fuck off Frankie. If I met you IRL I'd slap your face, punch you to the ground, tear of your pants and rape you with my huge Hispanic cock. Everytime you'd try to resist I'd punch your head against the floor, over and over again, IDC if you die from your brain bleeding out.

>> No.7620034

Annnd it's going nowhere. /cgl/, you truly are a mere shade of what you once were.

>> No.7620042
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This thread in a nutshell. Well what the thread turned into

>> No.7620048

>>7620042
FUCK OFF YOU NOBODY

YOU ARE NOTHING

YOU ARE A NEW TRIP THAT I HAVEN'T SEEN BEFORE = YOU ARE ABSOLUTE TRASH

DIE

>> No.7620051

>>7620048
I'm not new lol, and all the caps rage bro chill the fuck out

>> No.7620057

>>7619880
Yes. Its the only way any of us trips can cum anymore.

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>>7620025
lol I look nothing like that pornstar. try again~

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