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I have a fantasy in which I attend a con, find a cute cosplayer and make her my girlfriend. The problem is, there are no decent cons in my country, and I heard most of those cosplayers are taken anyway. Also when I say cute I mean cute like Lulubird. But I don't think she's cosplaying anymore.

Discuss.

>> No.7904342

Discuss your pathetic fantasy? Why?

>> No.7904343

>>7904342
Because I said so.

>> No.7904347

>>7904341
You are going to die a virgin.

>> No.7904349

>>7904347
Now I don't know if one can foresee such thing.

>> No.7904352

>>7904349
Whenever you see a girl, do you feel a mix of regret/depression/the realisation that your youth is pretty much over and that you fucked up?|

>> No.7904353

>>7904349
This thread exists is proof enough.

>> No.7904357

>>7904352
Not really, no.
>>7904353
How can this thread be a "proof" to something that may or may not happen in the future? It doesn't make sense.

>> No.7904365

>>7904357
Normalfags will never understand your feels because they all had gf's and female friends and actually left the house to socialize.
You had nothing. You lived your whole Life in Isolation and Depression. You can't even imagine how love feels like.

You never felt teenage love. You were never in Love, and no girl showed any affection towards you.

Can't believe how shit you must be that not one girl from the 7 billion on this planet would ever want you.

>> No.7904370

>>7904365
That's a fairly large wall of text. I guess I could relate to some of it, but most of it is basically nonsense to me. I suspect that your tendency to make premature judgments about people on the internet stems from the high probability that you're a hambeast, and are simply jealous of Lulubird's cuteness.

Begone now, hambeast, you're derailing my thread.

>> No.7904371

>>7904365
When you're a teenager, you don't meet nearly enough girls. Thank god for college and conventions.

>> No.7904372

>>7904365
Not that anon, but you can't actually believe that no girl wanted them. Most times a girl will actually like you but you're too dumb/antisocial to realize it. I've been that person before and the guy just really didn't get it.

>> No.7904374

>>7904370
>lulubird

shit taste

she really does hold true to her name with her beak

>> No.7904378

>>7904374
Taste is subjective. Come on now, they teach you that in kindergarten.

>> No.7904379

>>7904365
That was too descriptive and just ended up sounding like it came from personal experience

>> No.7904382
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7904382

>>7904379
Testified.

>> No.7904387

>>7904379
copypasta from some archived r9k thread, but OP related to it so he got the gist of how pathetic he is xDDD

>> No.7904390

>>7904387
>xDDD
Hambeast, please. Go jogging.

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7904392

>>7904378
This is good taste, which you lack, pal.

>> No.7904394

>>7904392
>That manjaw
Whatever you say.

>> No.7904397

>>7904394
>manjaw

I can tell you're into mouth-breathers and chubby chicks with double chins.

>> No.7904401

>>7904397
But I like Lulubird, and she doesn't fit in neither of those categories. Don't be so mad because I pointed out that you like girls who look like men.

>> No.7904402

>>7904387
Okay, well it was vague enough to me to be missed

That being said, why are we shitting on a guy for wanting to date a cosplayer? Regardless of taste? Do we really care about chasers here?

If that's his type he probably has a good chance anyway regardless of whether or not he's 'pathetic lonely virginfag' so.. Nothing of value was lost?

>>7904390
>xDDD
It's cgl so I tend to just ignore it here

>> No.7904408

>>7904402
I think that the only pathetic person here is >>7904387, because they spend so much time trying to "prove" me that I'm pathetic. That's pretty pathetic, you know.

>> No.7904410

>>7904408
Actually, your OP post shows how pathetic you are before anyone even tried to prove it.

>> No.7904412
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>>7904410
I don't think it's pathetic at all. But you're entitled to your opinion, even if it's a dumb one. Now please, rid us of your presence.

>> No.7904414

>>7904412
A delusion is a belief held with strong conviction despite superior evidence to the contrary. Pathetic.

>> No.7904415

>>7904408
No man it's pretty pathetic that having a girlfriend is your unobtainable fantasy. Take the hint that nobody here sympathizes with you or is willing to "discuss" your wet dream of holding hands with a female, and put your big boy pants on.

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>>7904414
Yes, you're pathetic. That's what I was saying.
>>7904415
I wasn't trying to start a discussion in earnest, but as long as people keep replying and trying to "provoke" me, I'm having a good time. Attention is what I wanted, attention is what I got. As for my fantasy, it's just a fantasy. I'm not really going to travel to a foreign country just to pick up some slut in a cosplay.

>> No.7904427

>>7904415
>pathetic

More like tragic. Have some sympathy for the underprivileged, Anon.

>> No.7904429

>>7904427
I have a lot of sympathy towards you, though.

>> No.7904430

>>7904429
Thanks. Will you be my cosplay girlfriend?

>> No.7904432
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7904432

>>7904430
"Cosplay girlfriend" insinuates that I'm going to be your girlfriend only while we cosplay, but I don't cosplay, and I can't be your girlfriend because I'm a guy. Also before you ask, I'm straight, so please keep your weird fetishes to yourself.

>> No.7904439

>>7904432
I see the beginnings of a beautiful bromance between you two

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7904440

Bump for a quality thread.

>> No.7904443

>>7904432
Thanks for trampling on my hopes and dreams Anon. 。:゜(;´∩｀;)゜:。

>> No.7904445

>>7904443
It had to be said.

>> No.7904448

Well even if you are a pathetic excuse for a human being then we don't want to hear about it. Either change something or stop bitching about it.

>> No.7904449
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7904449

I-it's not fair if it's only one of us cosplaying!

>> No.7904453

>>7904448
>Well even if you are a pathetic excuse for a human being then we don't want to hear about it.
Stop projecting, please. This is my thread.

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7904457

>>7904449
...that's adorable. Saved

>> No.7904474

>>7904392
Ironically, this is a shoop of Lulubird.

>> No.7904475

>>7904474
that'sthejoke.jpg

>> No.7904481

>>7904415
I found this deeply disturbing as well. I'm wondering if you consider this type of behavior to be the norm OP and that you simply don't pick up on social cues perhaps?

>>7904426
I am sorry that you are lonely OP and have never had any luck with women but I am wondering if this type of misreading of social situations is typical for you and has resulted in your lack of success.

>> No.7904492
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7904492

Maybe you should just sneak into the ICU, see if there's any comatose redheads and whip it out?

>> No.7904496

>>7904481
Some people just don't have that je nai se quoi that makes them appealing to the opposite sex.

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>>7904481
>>7904496
>Implying you can tell whether or not I can handle myself with women based on a fantasy I posted on an anonymous imageboard
Pic related.
>>7904492
If I only I were an Eva pilot.

>> No.7904527
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7904527

>>7904481
>>7904496
>Implying you can tell whether or not I can handle myself with women based on a fantasy I posted on an anonymous imageboard
Pic related.
>>7904492
If only I were an Eva pilot.

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7904531

>>7904527
>I can handle myself with women
>fantasy is to have a gf
kek

>> No.7904634

>>7904527
>If only I were an Eva pilot.

What if this is exactly what you need to do? Putting together a NERV uniform isn't all that hard. You're bound to get more attention that way than anyone else, provided they aren't wearing an octopus for a hat of course.

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>>7904352
>>7904365

Holy shit this hits home hard. I know these feelings exactly. I wish people understood how horrible this is, but instead I'm more likely to be shunned more for being like that.

Going to anime cons just hurts more as i go on my own and never have any courage to talk to anybody.

Fuck. Why am I even writing this, nobody here gives a fuck.

>> No.7907188

>>7907180
Yeah, the further behind you are, the longer, the more you will be insulted for your inability to keep up. Especially here. Girls here absolutely revel in the ability to insult a man they deem unworthy.

>> No.7907192

>>7904341
> find a cute cosplayer and make her my girlfriend.

sounds like you just want to craft an ideal life partner....don't fantasize about the types of people that attend these things.

they're just people, if you're incompatible with people (there is a whole nation that is, japan, which is why you're attracted to the culture) then come to terms with it.

once you do that, find out why you had that fantasy in the first place, (probably lacking something) then go find it.

i bet it's sex.

you wanted to find a GF at a con to find an "unlimited supply of sex" because that's what gf's are for amrite?

there are tons of avenues to find casual sex, go use one

>> No.7907194

>>7904347
Good fucking riddance. I hope he commits suicide sooner rather than later. One less misogynist on the world.

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7907196

>>7904341
>he likes attention whores and drama queens

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7907201

>>7907180
stay virgin beta

>> No.7907237

>>7907194
>>7907201

bad troll attempts.

>> No.7907362

bump

>> No.7907364

>>7907362
You don't bump on cgl, newfag

sage for no1curr about this thread

>> No.7907381

>>7907364

thats not how you use sage newfagerino. I've been on 4chan for many moons.
I just want to see people abuse loners and losers more so I can feel bad about myself

>> No.7907425

>>7904341
if you're like oreki then i would gladly become your waifu

>> No.7907426

I can't imagine why anyone would want to insult someone who's already depressed and lonely.

I have a fantasy in which people who do that are raped by bears.

>> No.7907685

>>7904341
Dude, just go to a con. Don't feel defeated before trying. Dress up, have fun, but don't be actively looking for a gf. You'll find someone one day.

>> No.7907688

>>7907685
Why are you helping this loser out

>> No.7907690

>>7907688

Why not?

>> No.7907695

>>7907690
Did you even read the thread

>> No.7907700

>>7907695

yeah but I'm a total loser too but not bitter or an asshole, so I guess i feel bad for the guy

>> No.7907959

>>7907425
Sorry but I don't date ugly women.

>> No.7907962

>>7907959
You don't date at all.

>> No.7907992

>>7907192
I fucking love you sieg, one of these days I'm gonna fuck you.

>> No.7907997

>>7907959
i like how you think females who might want to date you are automatically ugly

enjoy the forever alone

>> No.7908001

>>7904341
Of all the places you dream of picking up chicks, you pick a con?
Slim pickings anon

>> No.7908009

>>7907997
No cute girl would ever be interested in a loser like me.

>> No.7908121

This thread is dildoes but I feed on my own misery so I will stay in here.

>> No.7908275

>>7904341
Every gril on /cgl/ would do it for burando

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7908279

>>7908275
>We'd heard you've been working out anon! Show us your abs, anon, pleaaase! :)

>> No.7908332

>OP goes to con
>bumps into cute cosplayer grill on her phone
>is wearing cosplay of a thing OP is into
>s-stammers an apology
>"no harm done"
>stand there in awkward silence
>she's still on her phone
>stumbles a "nice ____ costume" out
>"oh you watched/played/read _____ too?"
>talk objectively about ______ for a bit with lots of stuttering on OP's part
>finally OP asks to take her picture
>"sure anon"
>goes back to checking her phone
>OP decides to ask for her number
>doesn't know how to
>tries to think of some way to ask that wouldn't be creepy
>mustering up courage to finally say it
>"s-so can we keep tal-"
>grill suddenly looks up from phone and walks off
>into a guy's arms
>they lock hands
>"oh hey it was fun talking to someone about _____ but i gotta go"
>"b-bye"

>> No.7908336

>>7908009
Well yeah, when you talk about yourself that way girls aren't going to be interested in you.

Start saying "I haven't found a girl I click with yet." Talk about yourself positively, think about yourself positively and start doing positive things.

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7908345

>>7908336

>> No.7908348

>>7908332
Exactly why you don't go looking for a gf.

>> No.7908431

>>7908279
I'd only show them to the qt one with the twintails on the left. Along with something more, if you know what I mean. And then I'd give her the gift of life.

>> No.7908613

>>7908336
Thinking positively isn't thinking realistically at all.

>> No.7908638

>>7908613
You know what's great about being depressed? You can't lose your mind AGAIN.

>> No.7908639

>>7908638
That's not true at all, I go into hysterics and lose all my friends about twice a year.

>> No.7908721

>>7908332
This. There's no cute girl without a boyfriend and if she doesn't have one then it's a huge warning flag (possibly crazy, tranny, etc.). Beta men should stick to sticking their dicks inside landwhales / convince themselves that they like those disgusting blobs of fat ("chubby chasers" lmaooo).

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>>7908721
>low test beta male detected

>> No.7908731

>>7908726
Die, you subhuman shit. Beta men who convinced themselves that they like morbidly obese hamplanets are worse than fucking ISIS. Or maybe this is just a falseflag tumblerina trying to troll naive shills into thinking she's attractive? Either way - DIE, DIE, DIE.

>> No.7908732

>>7908731
beta, beta, beta.

>> No.7908745
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7908745

please do not bully shy and anxious boys.

>> No.7909390

>>7904341
I have a fantasy in which I hold hands with a qt girl cosplaying my waifu.

>> No.7909437

>>7909390
Fuck off, misogynist.

>> No.7909441

>>7908745
thats my fetish though

>> No.7909450 [DELETED] 

>>7909437
That's Miss Ogynist to you.