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this is a thread about about everything bad that has happened to you at a con or that you have seen. costumes falling apart, people creeping on you or being seedy, and just all the horror stories of what has happened to you or you have seen at cons.

>> No.8292949

questionmark dude shouldn't even be able to focus at that range so he's probably got a blurry mess. lenses are not laser beams and most of the time a lens can see a lot more than just the thing they're directly lined up with. this time... yeah, niggah is too close. can't see shit any way you slice it.

also if his flash goes off it's going to illuminate her badly and temporarily blind the people on that side.

>> No.8292956

At PMX 2004 I got a rough experience from a convention security mook that took his job way too seriously and thought me dicking around with my camera during the short elevator ride merited third degree berating.

I wasn't even in costume what the heck.

>> No.8292987

>>8292949
Questionmark looks like he's just dropped the camera down so he can adjust it before/after taking face pics. She's got a cute face.

The other guys got no excuse tho lmao

>> No.8292997

I've got props broken by security once.
I was already really stressed out and I ended up screaming a lot. I feel really embarassed now that I think of it.
It was a white window made for a Madoka Magica skit.

>> No.8293289

I posted the first part of this a while ago but never finished so here we go

>my cosplay group is usually me, my girlfriend and our friend (Duck)
>Duck is nice to be around funny, etc, but has zero social skills, so usually follows us around at cons like a baby duck and relies on us to pretty much do everything for her like a child
>not too bad or noticeable at home but when we go out at cons or something it's really annoying
>after repeated bad experiences at a far away con (some due to duck's neediness), the three of us vow to never go again
>later that year, turns out two of our other friends are going to that con for the first time and they invite us to stay at their room if I drive
>these people are cool and down to earth, so we decide to go, BUT, we don't want to bring Duck, like a "big-kids-only" type thing
>plans are planed, costumes made etc, and a week before the con, we decide to tell Duck we are going instead of keeping it secret
>"Hey duck. Turns out friends have some space in their room and invited us so I guess we are going to the con after all, we got some costumes done early so we are wearing those. Hopefully we'll have fun this time..."
>she responds with "okay cool" and not much else, we think we dodge the drama, then
>couple days later
>Duck texts us, "So when are we leaving?"

>> No.8293302

>>8293289
>what
>apparently when I said WE are invited, and WE are going to go, she thought I meant all 3 of us.
>I clarify
>Oh, well can you ask them if I can stay?
>...uh their mom got the room, and since she's never met you she said no (this was actually true, that and it was a good plan because Duck would be to awkward to meet her anyway)
>Oh...okay (she seems to get the message)
>later that day
>"Hey guys what if I got my own room?"
>You are going to get a ticket and a hotel room a week from the con
>"yeah"
>how are you getting there?
>"you would drive"
>I have 4 people and all our stuff, we have no room
>"why don't we rent a car?"
>because that's a lot of money no one planed for
>"what if I get my parents to drive me?"
>I...well I can't stop you from doing that
>she talks to her folks
>"they can only leave for 1 day so..."
>So you can't come?
>...
She actually got her folks to drive her 3 hours away, buy her a hotel room, and a ticket, take her to and from the con and all this for just 1 day. cont...

>> No.8293315

>>8293302
not sure whether we should feel bad for her

>> No.8293322

>>8293302
>fri and sat go by, we all have fun, but on sun, Duck gets there
>she cannot find us despite coming to this con 4 years in a row and being given exact directions so we have to go find her
>she arrives complaining about how long it took her parents to get here and how bad her hotel was
>at this point our other two friends peace out and do their own thing
>we ask her what she wants to do and being moving to where she wants to go
>now, me and gf are wearing matching, huge complicated costumes, Duck is wearing a closet cosplay
>me and gf are getting stopped for pics every 5 secs, cool for us, but Duck is getting annoyed
>gf asks duck to hold her purse, since she isn't carrying anything and is pretty much just in clothes and not extravagant armor, she agrees
>I ask duck once to adjust part of my outfit
>halfway to destination, duck starts crying
>we ask whats wrong
>"I'm having a horrible time and I feel like the only reason you wanted me to come was to hold your stuff and help you with your costumes. And everyone loves you guys and no one care about my costume."
>me and gf calm her down and tell her next con we go to she can make a cosplay to fit in with our theme if she wants and we'll wear it all again
>she calms down and is quiet for the rest of the day before she gets picked up
>rest of the con goes by without a hitch and actually have fun for once, except for the whole Duck thing.
Next year she did end up being in our complicated armor group, but that's a different story

>> No.8293441

>>8293322
Honestly, from my own experience, it looks like it would be your own fault that happened.

I have a good friend I do almost everything with (related to our mutual hobbies), and whenever he says he got tickets for somewhere it always means he's got tickets for me too but he never directly says it.

Now, me and my friend might be a lot more socially adept than this duck, but it was really up to you to measure the situation and put it in a way that she would understand beforehand, which is why I'd agree with this guy's feeling: >>8293315

Socially inept ducks need to be mothered.

>> No.8293753

>>8293289
>>8293302
>>8293322
She sounds annoying but you shouldn't have told her you were going if you know she follows you around.

>> No.8293770

>>8293753
Different anon, but that usually doesn't work with someone in your friend circle because they'll inevitably see that you went to the con once you start posting photos/talking about it, and then be upset that you basically kept it a secret from them. Which you did.

Telling them super last minute and not offering a ride/hotel space is the most diplomatic way to avoid a scene. Anon could have gone one step further and just told them where they'd be at x time and then didn't answer texts instead of making an effort to meet up, but now they know.

>> No.8293773

>>8293322
>Treat friend like shit
>HAY GUIZ MY FRIEND IS SUCH A BITCH ^__^ FUCK HER RIGHT?
you're the asshole in this story

>> No.8293780

>>8293773
>Wanting to attend con without clingy friend but still meeting up with them anyway to be nice
>Not catering to someone's needy clinginess
>Offering to group up next con instead of ripping costume off to match friend's shitty closet cosplay so that you get omg equal attention

Yeah WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!! amirite?

>> No.8293785

>>8293773
Did you even read the story

>> No.8293789

>>8293770
You could just go to the con and if they ask you say "there wasn't room for extra people and you don't know the roommates so they wouldn't have been ok with it, sorry."
It's literally that easy. If someone tries to guilt trip you then they're immature as fuck and you probably should drop them anyway.

>> No.8293812

>>8292949
except thats wrong

>> No.8293826

>>8293770
Yeah, it would have felt shitty to keep the whole thing a secret from her. We'd have to be careful to never talk about the con again and pray she never saw any pictures of us.
>>8293789
We did exactly that and it was NOT that simple.

>> No.8293835

God, a few years back at a con I was sitting by myself in an empty sitting area, when some dude and his grandma came and sat near me. The guy was clearly a grown ass man and was yelling at his grandma for not having enough money and taking too long to drive them up there. The old lady was pissed and arguing back, calling him an ungrateful shit and threatening to take him back home. They were in a really loud heated argument and it was awkward as fuck to witness lmao

>> No.8293926

>>8293322
Woah this story is a gold nugget, I feel so freaking bad for her and also for you guys.

>> No.8293931

I told this story before, but I once attended a con with a mask I made. It was something I spent countless hours on, and really tried my best to make it as accurate as possible. Two guys came up to me and wanted to try it on, and when I said no, trying to explain that I worked really hard on this prop and didn't want to risk it getting broken, one of them tried to rip it out of my hands! I told them to stop or I would call security and they did, not without shouting really rude things about me as they walked away. It was a smaller con, so I kept running into them and they would say passive aggressive things about me to each other within earshot. That experience ruined cons for me for a long time.

>> No.8293951

>>8293780
Stop being a spineless cunt and just tell her she really isn't your friend.

I hate fake ass bitches like you.

>> No.8293967

>>8293931
Get a boyfriend to protect yourself, I offer myself as tribute.

>> No.8293971

>>8293951
That's not even who posted the story, I am. Why do you assume she isn't my friend? Because she can be irritating and I sometimes want to go places without her? Do you and your friends live in fantasy dream land? Do you HAVE friends? Because it seems like you don't know that you can be friends and still not want to be attached at the hip.

>> No.8294029

>>8293322
Wow you are a dick! if you were going to tell her you might have well let her in on the idea that you were going to do a group thing so she can be prepared. I get that socially awkward friends can be a pain in the ass, but if your going to include them in things don't make it worse for everyone.

>> No.8294031

>>8293971
you don't know how to be a good friend and that's ok. you have socially awkward duck on your side.

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>>8292944
The worse things that has happened to me at a convention was that I made out with a few fat chicks.

>> No.8294056

>>8293971
I have a friend like this. She is too much for me to handle and while she invites me places, I kind of just tell her I have other plans, but during conventions I still meet up with her and I still have her on facebook.

>> No.8294058

>>8294049
you get what you take man, no shame

>> No.8294092

>>8294029
all these people who can't read god damn
>>8294031
Good job avoiding the question

>> No.8294096

>>8294029
Wow all these people who don't know how to read. OP said that they originally weren't going at all and only decided to when someone else invited her. Since when are you obligated to inform everyone in your friendcircle of your plans and make sure they're included in every event you attend? Duck could have planned on attending without OP if she wanted, just like OP had no obligation to tell Duck what her weekend plans were. You sound like someone who's been left out of things and are bitter about it.

>> No.8294110

>>8292944
>Booth babe cosplay made specifically to show off boobs
>"Omg people are taking pictures of my boobs soooo disgusting!"

This is why women shouldn't be allowed at cons. Just stay indoors since going outside induces fear of rape.

>> No.8294128

>>8294110
Back in my day, trolls had to WORK for their bait and post on 15 boards each way to lure a few anons in

>> No.8294142

>>8294110
It's in Japan too though.

I sometimes want to cosplay to an event in Japan as one of those big sexy babes since I'm tall and skinny fat, I'd look like a voluptuous amazonian among those tiny Japanese girls.

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>my dream is to go to Japan

>> No.8294171

>>8294142
You'd be ignored since you're a fat american.

>> No.8294229

She was showing the whole floor her pubes, don't think she gave a shit about them taking shots of her cleavage. It's way more innocent in comparison.

>> No.8294380
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>>8292944
>>8294110
"Booth babe" here wasn't hired by anyone and got banned from a cosplay contest because this is how her whole cosplay looks compared to the character design.

>> No.8294407

>>8294380

She was actually pretty badly harassed over it too if I recall right. Like she was kicked out of the convention as well. They called her Vagina Athena.

Sucks that this series is so little cosplayed from and THAT'S what we get.

>> No.8294451

>>8294380

This goes beyond just "asking for it", it's straight up "planning for it."

>> No.8294456

>>8294380
her real panties is showing.

>> No.8294463

>>8294456
>that's the idea

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>>8294049
> mfw kissless virgin

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>>8294483

>> No.8294506
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8294506

>>8294483
Here, have some rare pepe to cheer you up.

>> No.8294510
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>>8292944
In other words, this thread is for BAWWWW

>> No.8294753

>>8294506
I would buy this for shits and giggles

>> No.8294759

>>8294753
I would make this for shits and giggles

>> No.8294764

>>8294506
Omg thank you anon I was missing that from my animu pepe collection. shit man you made my virgin day.

>> No.8294837

>>8294380
isn't she also a gravure model or something like that?

>> No.8294866

>>8293971
You are a bad friend because you didn't communicate with duck properly. When people trust each other, people can have tough big kid conversations. This shit should have been dealt with years ago, not built up till it was unbearable and you had to stop letting duck play in your reindeer games. You're not a good person to this friend of yours and I hope you realize that when you see everyone else here telling you that too.

>> No.8294875

>>8294171
Not by creepy otakushits.

>> No.8295311

>>8294866
Okay so you DO live in a fantasy world. Apparently one where a couple posters who agree with you equates to the whole thread. And clearly you've never had a friend with dependency or social anxiety problems because even saying something small like "you can be a bit clingy sometimes" can cause them to completely shut down and self destruct. The way you and a few other people phrase their comments make it clear you are projecting HARD.

>> No.8295333

>go to a big con with my friends when i was 14 i think
>mostly cosplay hetalia and we go to this big meet up for hetalia fans
>before photo shoots my friend brings some guy dressed up as nazi
>i cosplay prussia so i think he knows the character
>the guy is awkward and little bit older than me, 16 maybe
>go outside for the photos and hang out
>suddenly this guy pulls me further away from my friends
>we just talk even thought i'm kind of nervous
>he pulls me to sit on his lap
>then he fucking kisses my neck or cheek or what ever
>i don't know what to do so i sit still and about to cry
>luckily i get a phone call so i sit up and go answer it
>while i talk i walk back to my friends
>after the con i get some nasty messages on facebook from that nazi guy
>after all these years i'm still scared that i'll see that nazi guy in some convention

>> No.8295413

>>8295333
Never trust a nazi. Remember the only good nazi is a dead nazi.

>> No.8295414

>>8293770
I would have to disagree with you that that was the most diplomatic way of handling things. You're only avoiding the problem and letting it potentially escalate further through your method.

Like I get the OP was getting annoyed with this person Duck and her social ineptness. And that they initially never planned on attending the con, but happened to get invited by another couple of friends to attend. But it isn't farfetched either that Duck expected to tag along, due to their history, relationship, etc. I think if the OP was more upfront and honest with Duck at the start, they'd all be better off. If you're aware someone is socially inept, than it's easier to spell it out for them tbh.

>> No.8295443

>>8295311
If you have to plan everything you say around someone because they have "self destructing social anxiety" then that isn't really your fault, that's your friend's problem and they need help.
I'm not even trying to be mean, I have social anxiety that's pretty severe myself but god damn they need to address that problem because going through life crying over small comments is horrible for you and the people around you too.
Your friend (assuming it's not just a hypothetical statement) should really find someone professional to talk to about it.

>> No.8295503

>>8295413

that's kinda prejudiced

>> No.8295641

>>8295503
Tell it to the 6 million dead people?

>> No.8295648

>>8295333
was there a reason he was dressed as a nazi? or was he just one of those "hededee does my offensive knee-jerk reaction woo you? ;)" type of guys?

>> No.8295680

>>8295333
That sounds hot.

>> No.8295693

>>8295641
>6 million
Good goy

>> No.8295698

>>8295503
who invited /pol/

>> No.8295703

>>8295641
That's 20 million to you you anti semitic bastid

>> No.8295713

>>8293785
I did. Anon was disingenuous with her friend.

I diddn't want to go someplace with my friend, so i straight up told him i don't want to go with him. I guess that's the benefit of having a spine?
>>8293780
>Not telling her that she's being too clingy
>kinda sorta inviting her last minute so she has fuckall time to prepare
Hanging out with you cunts was important to her, and you passive aggressively fucked her in the butt.

You're fuckin scum. I had a super clingy guy in my autobody class who couldn't take a hint, so i flat out told him that he's too hovery, and needs to finish his own shit. Know what happened? He fucked off, mixed up some bondo and finished his own shit.

Grow a spine you fake ass fucknugget.

>> No.8295755

>>8295713
shut the fuck up. you sound like you're the duck of your friend group and you're super buttmad cuz your friends are leaving you out.

>> No.8295765

>>8295755
Hey when's the latest sunday showing of avengers?

I figured i'd ask you because you're projecting so hard you must be a professional.

>> No.8295767

>>8295755
I am with anon here, I hate fucking dicks who ain't straight with me. How would you feel if people like that did that to you. Stop being butt hurt cunt.

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>>8295713
Damn you bad assness is hot hot hot. You tell em.

>> No.8295797

Tbh I think duck needs to get over themselves, become aware of their annoyance, and quit guilt tripping their only friends

Severe social anxiety isn't an excuse to latch onto people and force them to baby you. Reevaluate your priorities and the people you surround yourself with. Identify your problems and look for solutions one step at a time

>> No.8295816
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>>8295755
Here's how i handle going to a con with someone I don't want to
>Goin to C2E2
>Have a group of 4
>Buddy tells a kinda sorta friend we know from a friend we don't talk to anymore for being a crazy idiot(Lighting shit on fire, Pulling his dick out to be edgy, that sort of shit)
>Call him "Red" because of his disgusting ginger hair
>Guy is a bit weird, but whatever. don't start shit
>We all take my friend's brand new kia sedan
>Barely enough room for 4 bags, red brings 4 in addition to our 1 bag each
>we now each have to sit 5 people in 1 midsized sedan with our bags on our laps for 5 hours on the drive from cleveland to chicago
>During the entire conversation there, he interrupts any form of convo with weird shit (Hay guys i wonder what yoshi's eggs smell like ha ha just curious)
>Get to the hotel and he starts bring his 4 bags in
>Decide to take a rest stop outside chicago
>I have to sleep on the floor because 2 beds 5 people
>Huge bottle of booze drops out and stinks up lobby of semi-nice hotel
>We get to room
>We all dressed as the aquabats
>5 of us, 5 aquabats, Perfect right? WRONG!!!! Red has chosen yukon cornelius and abraham lincoln axe murderer or whatever
>Other 3 bags are full of booze and random food
>for a 3 day trip
>I'm 22 at the time, red is also 22, my other 4 friends range from 21 to 17 and none of us drink
>First day
>Aquabats are in vouge at the time, Aquabats super show is airing along side the Horsening
>Asked for pics left and right
>I'm eagle bones
>Red isn't getting asked for anything because all he looks like is big ginger faggot in a tux
>More salt than the cleveland salt mines
>End of day, we all decide to go get some food
>Red storms off and we have no idea what happened or where he went
>Go to deli and get some awesome sandwiches
>Kids want pics with us in the streets
>Loving it
>Go back to room
>Sleep on the floor this night too
>Saturday
>We declare a singles day, because red is acting weird, we think he just needs space
Cont

>> No.8295840

>>8295816
>We have an awesome day
>Pics left and right
>Meet an awesome tony stark cosplayer who looks and acts like RDJ stark
>Go back to hotel at the end of the day after we get something to eat
>We all decide it's reds turn to sleep on the floor as per rotation
>I forgot to mention, red got a bed to himself, because we're all afraid he's going to try and diddle our butts in the night
>Which is valid, he did hang out with crazy fucker we don't talk to anymore
>get back to the room, he's spread his shit out all over both beds
>Seemingly claiming both, we all agree it's his turn
>He gets in my face and threatens me
>Beta as fuck swimmer friend says fuck it and sleeps in red's bed and i finally get to sleep on something other than the goddamn floor
>4AM, he's pacing around the room, digging through his bag and swearing
>All of us are woken at this point because red is a faggot
>Finally huffs out of the room and slams the fucking door
>at 4:30 in the morning
>In a crowded hotel
>What a fuck nozzel
>Wake back up around 9amish, put on shit and go talk with drunk girl in parking lot then go to con
>He's with us again for the first half, Collecting salt to keep snow off the roads
>Dressed up as ugly ginger mistake on the lake in a big puffy blue coat in no coat weather
>Sweating bullets and smelling like an asscrack
>He thankfully breaks off and goes to artist alley to ask for asinine commissions (Can you draw my head as an anvil, and a word bubble coming out of my butt that says spaghettios?)
>4:00, closing time
>Red is nowhere to be found
>4:30
>still nothing
>Waiting by entrance, kids asking for pics
>Take maybe 150 pics with kids, good times
>Red finally shows up at 5:00 with maybe 12 pictures
>Insists we all have pizza before leaving the liberal shithole
>We finally agree with him for once
>He orders some specialty pizza with smelly ass feet cheese
>Takes it home on a 6 hour drive
>fuck
>him
cont

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>>8295840
>When he gets out, we leave his bags at the end of the driveway and peel out as he goes inside for a pee
>Never fucking again
>He comes up to my work a month later
>Tries to pal it up with me
>Flat out say "What gave you the impression we're friends? You tried to fistfight me and you were a huge shithead at c2e2. Diddn't i tell you to delete me from your phone? Don't come back to my work, i hate you."
>he kicks one of my machines as he leaves

>See him at a community college garbage con last year
>He waives and i give him a scoff
>Actually takes the fucking hint

The moral of the story is gingers don't have souls. Pic from the garbage con

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>> No.8295873

>>8295860
the fuck

>> No.8295878

>>8295860
Eatin' asian pussy all I need is sweet and sour sauce

>> No.8295885

>>8295851
Was he the Pacman? Cause that guy looks dope as fuck. Like pussy destroyer status.

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>>8295878
name narumi lain
hard to find stuff even on sad panda
most of the pic i have is from her twitter

>> No.8295892

>>8295860
>that blood stain

>> No.8295912

Not really a horror story for me but its still pretty funny
>2013
>2 friends and I are going to Metrocon
>1 friend is a pretty well known drawfag on tumblr and drawthreads
>Nicknamed her Mish (short for miscellaneous) in sophmore year of high school
>Mish has a very active libido. Like holy shit
>We get two seperate rooms 2 for the girls and 1 for myself.
>We get back from first day and head up to our rooms but I just noticed the guy Mish had brought with her
>I know her habit and don't mind as long as she stays safe and uses protection
>Offer other friend to stay in my room for the night so Mish can have her privacy.
>Set up space on floor since my friend has a bad back and I'm a cool dude.
>We go to sleep without any trouble
cont.
cont

>> No.8295913

>>8295885
no clue who the pac man was

>> No.8295921

>>8295912
>We wake up in the middle of the night to a door closing
>It came from Mish's room
>I go over in my night clothes to see Mish holding back strained laughter.
>I ask what happend
>She turns to me and tells me my favorite story
>So she takes the guy to the bed and begins with her giving him her patented "Sloppy Blowjob"
>The guy finishes and they lay there for a bit
>The stranger looks at her and asks
>"You... wannna do that again?"
>She declines his request
>"Oh.... um... can I at least have a handjob"
>She complies and begins to get ready
>He stops her before she starts and makes an odd request
>"Uh.. I kinda like to use.. shaving cream as lube"
>She kinda gets wierded out about this but entertains this
>She sprays some barbasol on his dick. just a dab
>"That enough" she asks
cont

>> No.8295924

>>8295921
>>8295912
Holy shit stop posting.

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>>8295840
>>8295851
>we're all afraid he's going to try and diddle our butts in the night
>dressed up as ugly ginger mistake on the lake
>we leave his bags at the end of the driveway and peel out as he goes inside for a pee

>> No.8295930

>>8295921
>He looks at her with a cheeky grin and says as I quote
>"No, a lot more than that sweety"
>She sprays a bit more and begins stroking him
>All the while he is spraying more and more shaving cream on her hand"
>after 2 minutes the can is empty and he is spreading the cream up the length of her arm
>He finishes up and he stares at her
>She asks him "Can you go home now"
>The guy gets into a autistic shit fit at how she did this to her and takes his night bag and leaves the room

Other than that besides the shit weather it was a pretty good con.

>> No.8295944

>>8295930
What the fuck was that? This sounds not only made up but you friend seems like a cringy autistic slut.

>> No.8295945

>>8294407
source?

>> No.8296002

>>8295797
except duck might not even realize she's doing it? It sounds like anon is the one who feels the need to baby her, instead of just being upfront and honest. She might cry at first but it would def be best for them all.

>> No.8296026

>>8295851
Oh shit bro, dat salt got me every time. You should be a story teller.

>> No.8296031

>>8295860
That makes me wanning to never eat pussy ever again.

>> No.8296035
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8296035

>>8295886
>>8295912

>> No.8296041

>>8295924
No he has to keep going!!!

>> No.8296057

>>8295713
It's still fucking clear you did not read at all.
NO ONE invited her.

I also like how no one in this whole thread mentioned anything about Duck wanting everyone to pitch in to rent a car so she could fit.
>>8295816
Good story but that guy isn't your friend and you didn't care about him, so it's not like it was hard to tell him to fuck off.

>> No.8296069

>>8295860
Would

>> No.8296079

>>8295851
Not only do you sound like a tryhard asshole, but this story sounds exaggerated as hell. How does someone "show up" with twelve pictures unless you were grilling your friends on their photocount? If you're cosplaying as a set, why the fuck wouldn't you pose together if someone asks you for a photo? Are you really so much of a desperate photoslut that you'd leave out the guy standing right next to you in a matching costume so that you can get more attention?

>> No.8296090

>>8296079
>How does someone "show up" with twelve pictures unless you were grilling your friends on their photocount?
because that's a rough estimation and he had a folder full of stupid commission pictures
>why the fuck wouldn't you pose together if someone asks you for a photo? Are you re
WE did pose together, he decided to dress up as 2 shitty cosplays.
>Are you really so much of a desperate photoslut that you'd leave out the guy standing right next to you in a matching costume so that you can get more attention?
Red wasn't dressed as an aquabat. I think you misunderstand.

>> No.8296106

>>8295648
I have no idea. He just liked nazis I guess.
>>8295680
Yes, there's nothing hotter than a 16 year old nazi molesting a 14 year old girl.

>> No.8296112

Mental note:

Never interact with American women at cons, since they're scared of men and will just accuse you of being an attempted rapist on the internet.

>> No.8296136

>>8293967
smooth & possibly risk-taking. Nice.

>> No.8296139

>>8295851
>Everyone in that photo
>Absolutely disgusting

>> No.8296146

Okay... I am laughing at one dude's phone.

He really has no excuse.

>> No.8296149

>>8294837
A lot of these people who get pictures taken of them at overseas convention are commonly gravure idols...

I'm still laughing at OP's picture but at the same time I wondered if she was better known for other work...

>> No.8296158

>>8293322
how are people sympathizing with this whiny piece of trash, you didn't do anything wrong
just because someone is extremely clingy and you don't pander to their every sorrowful need doesn't mean you're a dick, seriously fuck these normalshits

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8296177

>>8296149
http://kotaku.com/5943252/banned-cosplayer-capitalizing-on-her-game-show-infamy

>> No.8296188
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>>8296177

>> No.8296198

>>8295944
sounds like she diddnt use enough shaving cream for you

>> No.8296238
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8296238

>>8294058
Thanks bro, but these girt where big.

>> No.8296383

>>8294380
Does she have a gallery or something, she must have some stunning photo...if you know what i mean.

>> No.8296395
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8296395

>>8296383

>> No.8296588

>>8292944
You know those faggots that have "free hugs" signs?
Well, I thought it would be funny to dress as a banana and have a sign that says "free potassium"
The idea was that, when people asked for potassium, I'd have a banana sticking out of my pants and say "come get it"
(I'm sure some of you saw me at Mtl Comic Con)

Well, I got hugged from behind by 3 40+ year old men and a really fucking creepy 20-something furry
I'm a 19 year old dude btw

>> No.8296597

>>8296588
That sounds like a really cringy thing to do, and it kind of makes me chuckle that you were greeted by more cringyness.

>> No.8296602

>>8294380
Her face matches.....

>> No.8296619

>>8296597
Best I could do at the time with 20$ left in my bank account
Still people wanted to take lots of pics and high fives
And it got me 5 numbers

But yeah, initially I was only gonna do it on friday evening for shits and giggles even though I thought it was shitty and lazy
Ended up doing it the whole weekend because of how much people liked it
Probably due to the fact that comic cons have a shit ton more normies than anime cons
And normies love dank memes

>> No.8296622

>>8296106
I was just kidding gee

>> No.8296626

>>8292944
how about free comic book day horror stories

why do stores hire these 19 year olds to dress like characters?

they have cool shit for you to do (free magic cards, free magic tournament, free comics in addition to the "FCBD" branded ones, raffles, video games, free food/drinks and movies going on"

and the cosplayers just sort of sit there and ask if you want to take a picture/pictures of them if too many people ignore them.

>everyone watching finals of tournament
>large group around
>chick dressed up in a badly bought store costume, and lockshop looking tier cheap wig and asks dudes who are playing in the finals of one of the main events if they wanted to stop what they're doing to take a cringey pic with her to put on facebook

>> No.8296642

Last Anime Expo I hooked up with a guy, and he had the nerve to cum on my cosplay. It was my only cosplay so I went through the rest 2 days of the event without my cosplay. Shit sux.

>> No.8296655
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8296655

>>8296642
bamboozld

>> No.8296701

>>8296588
>>8296619
>mtl
>putting the dollar sign after the number

gb2quebec

>> No.8296711

>>8296701
I already am in Quebec

>> No.8296715
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8296715

>Free hugs signs

>> No.8296740

>>8295311
Wasn't even that anon. I came by to support an opinion that I believe in. Stop assuming everyone here is the same person just because other people agree with each other, especially when that pov contradicts with what you want to hear. Learn to have the tough conversations and learn to work on your delivery when communicating. Sure there's only so much you can do. But other people have to learn to deal with their own demons. All you can do is learn good ways of supporting them. Ignoring the problem and trying to cut them out is a shitty move with shitty intentions. The real world isn't a tumblr safety cave; learn to be an adult who can communicate

>> No.8296776

>met clockwork

>> No.8296811

>>8296715
Nothing wrong with hugs.

>> No.8296812
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8296812

>>8293322
Fuck the other anons, I want to hear about

>Next year she did end up being in our complicated armor group, but that's a different story

>> No.8296843

>Internet celebrity you idolize was kind of jerky to you in person
>not even the good kind of jerky

>> No.8296858

>>8296642
We he any good?

How does one hook up at a con anyway?

>> No.8296861

one time I went to Tekkoshocon

>> No.8297112

So let me get this straight. You bitches expose your titties and ass, then get mad when men, which we are biologically programmed to do, look at your tits and ass. Well shit nigga, but I aint sorry for being human and I will continue bein a creepin ass motherfucker.

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8297144

>>8297112
>tfw you didn't read the thread but this bait is going to get serious replies anyway

>> No.8297151
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8297151

>>8297144

I was mostly replying to the OP pic. Nice try hun, that wasnt bit, and dont you have your nasty craw to douche?

>> No.8297160

>>8297112
>>8297151
Through the words you type i get the impression no woman has ever touched you.

>> No.8297166

>>8297160
Why would I need a gf when I have Doritos©

>> No.8297168

>>8297160
you just proved my point. there's no reason to reply to this bait.


god /cgl/ is fucking pathetic.

>if you bait them, they will come

>> No.8297174

>>8297168
Lmao yea, just call every post you disagree with a troll.

Just like everyone is out to get you, right? I can smell your narcissistic personality from here

>> No.8297192

I don't think this can top the other stories ITT, but whenever I think about it I still feel kind of sad and I haven't really talked to anybody about it.
>Be 17, going to 2nd con. No cosplays yet so just in toned-down Jfash with my then-GF who's in normie clothes.
>GF is going around with a camera, I'm tagging along and pointing out some good cosplays to take photos of.
>"Woww, you're soo cute!" A slightly chubby middle school-aged girl runs up to us out of the blue with her tiny friend.
>GF knows her and introduces us. Both girls just look like run-of-the-mill weebs, but they're nice despite the cringe.
>Wander off and take some more pics before stopping off in the main lobby to chill for a bit.
>"Okay, I just HAVE to take a picture with you!" Chubby girl pops out of fucking nowhere again, this time grabbing my waist from behind and leaning over my shoulder.
>Freeze up and lose my ability to speak. I went through some shit as a kid, don't really want to talk about it, but I'm sure you get the gist of what I mean.
>Staring at GF, tearing up - she knows about it and how certain touches (particularly unexpected, from behind) are not okay - but she's just laughing as girl's friend starts snapping photos on her phone.
>Girl releases me and I stumble back to my GF, and manage to get a glance of the photos before the two run off. My face is absolute terror.
>Ask GF why she didn't do anything - "She's just like that. I know her, she wasn't trying to be sexual, so there's no reason to be upset."
>Fine, okay. We move on and I try to get over it.
>Hours later in the crowded vendor's hall when somebody brushes against me.
>"You're so tiny, I could just take you home with me." Suddenly my chest is being groped and there's a hand trying to find its way into my underwear, but she takes off once GF approaches.
>I can't handle it anymore and burst into tears. "Anon I'm sorry that figure sold out, but there'll be other chances to get it. You don't have to overreact so much."

>> No.8297202

>>8297192
What a shitty girlfriend. I hope you're doing better for yourself these days, anon.

>> No.8297220

>go to small local con nearby.
>with a group of friends.
>see nice Elektra cosplay and her friends.
>ask politely if I could get a picture with her.
>take picture.
>say thanks and keep walking around.
>head towards the bathroom later.
>one of Elektra's friends was following me then comes up and talks to me.
>"I didn't like the way you were touching my friend in that photo"
my hand was at a midpoint between her hip and chest area and at no point did she say I was doing anything wrong but...
>"you are just a sick CREEPER".
>she starts walking towards con security.
>fuck it anyway and go into the bathroom
>as I finish drying my hands I hear the same girl yelling.
>walk out with girl and con security waiting for me.
>"Sir, this woman has stated that you touched her friend inappropriately and were are going to have to ask you to leave".
>show con security the photo and explain my side of things then come up with the idea to talk to the cosplayer herself.
>friend that accused me sends a text message to her and she comes over.
>"this guy didn't do anything wrong".
>con security lets me off.
>Elektra cosplayer tells me that her friend does this from time to time but she only really gets out at conventions.
.......

So the bitch was crazy that was still incredibly fucked up.

Remember guys of /cgl/ if a girl makes any accusation surrounding anything sexual you can and will be thoroughly fucked especially at cons these days.

Whatever happened to free hugs? Where did the fun go?

>> No.8297230

not really a horror story, just something that pissed me off

>a few years ago, girl joins local cosplay comm
>cosplays a character i am known for
>she is short, dumpy and fat(possibly a man)
>i'm tall, skinny and fairly attractive
>know in my group and my area as the best cosplayer of said character
>bitch be jelly
>constantly a cunt to me for no reason
>admits to fragile ego and fear of criticism
>acts like she's the hottest shit ever
>purposely defensive and contrary over any and everything i say
>is told multiple times to stop being a bitch to me by other people in group
>basically bullies me away from the group through my sheer lack of desire to deal with her
flash forward
>recently vamped up my cosplay and made a fan-shipped cosplay for my really good friend to match
>we look awesome together, everyone loves it
>bitch gets really jelly since she is wearing the same cosplay she has every year
>tries to use him as her cosplay prop for her inferior cosplay
>literally trying to push me out of the way to steal him
>gets visually upset when he runs away
>starts getting huffy and puffy because she couldn't show me up
>he and i have amazing photoshoot later and laugh about her
>she's the only one to not like or compliment the photos

I know it's not that bad, but it was pretty cringy her reaction was kekworthy though

>> No.8297295

>>8297220
solicitation
no hugs allowed bro

>> No.8297320

>>8297220
>Whatever happened to free hugs? Where did the fun go?
Glompers. they killed the fun.

>> No.8297437
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8297437

>>8297112
>biologically progeammed

>> No.8297449
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8297449

>host kink panel 18+ about accepting sexualities and its okay to fap to stuff just keep it to yourself and dont break the law
>end of panel has shibari demonstration. had enough rope for my friend C who was supposed to come up at the end. shes very petite.
>end of panel
>where is C
>have to take volunteer
>chubby but well meaning weeaboo girl gets chosen by my panelmate
>she seems happy, had been answering my questions and flirting with me during the entire panel
>panelmate grins evilly, knowing i dont have enough rope for her chubflub
>struggle with doing basic shibari on her body, have to tie new rope to old rope
>try to explain the three snip rule [if your partner panics, be able to get them out in 3 snips or less]
>rope clings to her loose fitting clothing
>exchange tumblrs awkwardly
>mfw

>> No.8297452

>>8297449
How is this a horror story and not just you being inadequately prepared for your own panel?

>> No.8297455

>>8296812
Oh, well it's not as crazy but
>different con, smaller and closer so we bring Duck no problem
>it's within driving distance so we don't get a hotel, but are friends from the previous story do
>they let us change in their hotel
>as I said before, me and gf were in big grandiose cosplay, and Duck wanted to make a costume along the same line.
>she had like 4 months notice on this.
>starts working on her costume a week before
>anyway we get to their hotel and start changing, other friends kind of get peeved duck is leaving her clothes and shit everywhere and they leave go to the con
>duck brings out her cosplay
>oh god
cont

>> No.8297460

>>8297452
My co-panelist didn't show up, and that's my fault?

I was forced to be VERY acquainted with a strangers private parts?

>> No.8297461

>>8297452
this

>> No.8297480

>>8297460
>run kink panel about being accepting
>"baww i had to put rope over someone's clothes"
faggot

>> No.8297482

>>8297460
Nobody was forcing you, retard. Would've been a great opportunity to talk about mutual consent if someone competent was running the panel, but if you were actually competent, none of that would've happened in the first place.

>> No.8297493

>>8297455
>hot glue everywhere, literally card board with hot glued fabric on both sides, dem edges, what seams there were were horrible and ragged, and of course, satin
>the quality of her costume doesn't really match ours at all but she's our friend so we aren't about to ditch her, plus last con was all about us, even if her costume is crap she'll get tons of pics because she's in a group.
>anyway, when we put her costume on we all realize everything is falling apart, so an hour of hot glue and safety pins later...it still doesn't really stay together.
>though her costuming skills leave much to be desired I will say Duck is super good a posing
>in every picture we take she does the "super model" pose (on hand on her hip, one on her head, turning sideways) this makes it so you can't see the shit on the front of her costume and her hands looked natural but were actually holding her together
>so con goes by everyone has a good time though we missed some stuff from helping Duck but whaevs
>after con
>girlfriend wants input on her costume so she post a picture of the 3 of us on reddit because i don't knoe
>for reference, picture makes HER look amazing with wonderful lighting, I'm in the glaring sun next to her, washing out all the details of my costume, Duck is in the shade, and you can't really see much of her at all
>all the redditors love gf's costume (it was really good and a great pic of her) everyone hates mine though (I mean, fuck them we looked awesome I was getting pictures left and right even when I wasn't with them)
>it's clear the only reason the redditors hate my costume is the lighting
>"you need make up"(I was wearing plenty, light washed it out)
>"you need more details on the front" (same as above)
>while some people had good criticism I agreed with, most were retards who had horrible ideas about what a good cosplay needs
>BUT WHATEVER I love my costume and so did everyone else so I WOULD have brushed off all the hate, but...Duck. Oh god Duck.

>> No.8297494

>>8297482
You have a great point there, matey.

>>8297480
I wasn't comfortable about touching someone who I didn't know, and as >>8297482
pointed out, I could have said something but I didn't.

>> No.8297495

>>8294506
it will work just fine in my wardrobe next to my doge jsk

>> No.8297503

>>8297449
Gotta agree with them brah, why talk about kinks and fetishes in public if you're going to get squeaked out at the notion of placing rope on top of someone's clothes?

>> No.8297504

>>8297493
F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5

>> No.8297506

As a female cosplayed I can say, if you willingly put the tithes on show, expect attention. Nothing pisses me off more than seeing other women purposefully dress slutty and then scream sexual harassment when a man looks at them for a few seconds too long. Just attention whores.
My friend once cosplayed as someone whose character's outfit had ALOT of cleavage. She embraced the fact that people may say something in good spirit. Someone asked for a hug, she gave them a quick hug, and when said guy ran back to his friends screaming 'HER BOOBS' she just laughed.
So yeah women, don't be a bitch about men saying something when you're clearly aware of how much you're fucking exposing.

>> No.8297509

>>8297493
>they all loved her
>not because she had awesome detailing and paint ( like my gf) but because she was in the shade and that looked cool (and hid all her flaws)
>So I want to nuke the internet because my costume I worked months on got beat out by a week-old hot glued, falling apart mess
>because redditors are edgy and love the dark
>gf agrees it's a shitty situation but we show Duck how everyone loves her costume, she's really happy and we are glad people liked her costume
>tell our other con friends about the situation
>"well if you weren't prepared to hear critisism you shouldn't have posted yourself online" ( I didn't)
>also we just went through a similar situation with them with reddit telling them their awesome costumes were shit so I guess they forgot about that

tl;dr: gf posts shitty picture of me on reddit(didn't care) they hate my costume (didn't care) and love duck's hot glue cardboard mess ( I am a ball of rage)

>> No.8297514

>>8297506
It helped my anger about this issue to look it as a circumstantial thing, most stupid women lack the perspective to see what they're doing is hypocritical.
Women don't mind sexual attention if it's from someone they want or find attractive.
They do care if it's someone who they don't desire and perceive to be gross or weird.

That said, there's typically nothing horrific about this besides some hurt feefees.

>> No.8297520

>>8297509
Was hoping that the internet shat on Duck and she had a mental breakdown.

Disappointed/10

>> No.8297523

>>8297514
this wasn't a personal horror story for the thread, more in response to what people were saying earlier, I should have said lol.
I suppose I'm one of the few female cosplayers that gets that all men are going to look if I wear something revealing. I think if said stupid women are going to get so butthurt over it they should either deal with it or not cosplay because people are going to want to see it all whether they like it or not.

>> No.8297526
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>>8293289
>>"Hey duck. Turns out friends have some space in their room and invited us so I guess we are going to the con after all, we got some costumes done early so we are wearing those. Hopefully we'll have fun this time..."

Her behavior is pretty inexcusable, but then again, you also didn't have to rub in her face that you guys were going and you could have went to the convention quietly.

>>8297509
Wtf...how is this even a horror story? This is you getting butthurt that reddit didn't like your costume and didn't attack Duck's costume as harshly despite it being of shittier quality.
If anything this story is hilarious at your expense. Just let Duck have her five seconds of limelight, kid.

>> No.8297535

>>8297509
it's pretty obvious Duck has some social anxiety issues which I can personally say, having a friend like that can be annoying. However, you being a bitch about her getting good crit from people on her cosplay instead of you is just you being a little bit pathetic.
Her cosplay was shit, so what? She's socially insecure enough as it is, let her believe that people liked her cosplay, let it boost her confidence and then maybe she won't tail you so much at future cons.
If you really didn't care what redditors were saying about your cosplay, you shouldn't give a shit about what they were saying about hers, seeing as you 'knew how good yours was'.
I find you more funny than her tbh
Let Duck be happy for 5 minutes.

>> No.8297542
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8297542

ITT

>> No.8297545

>>8297523
I agree with you 200%. I had a cosplay once where it was basically a thong (Yes, I know, judge away) and I completely expected people to be taking creeper shots. I even made the mistake of turning my back to the crowd during a photoshoot/gathering, but I didn't think it was a big deal. But then someone posted one of those photos to a relatively popular "news" page and then some people got really butthurt and started white-knighting all over the place. My photo was shared to a bunch of places with angry rants and it was kind of dumb because I understood where they were coming from but if I didn't care then why should they? There were also at least a dozen different photos of my ass posted up but that was the only one that got called out.

Imo the sketchiest part of the whole thing was that nobody even considered asking me for an ass shot. I would have said yes but people being so used to that attention whore mentality that they won't even ask is kind of ridiculous.

>> No.8297550

>>8297526
you sound like a asshole, maybe you should be a good friend for once.

>> No.8297553

>>8297550
Misquote, right?

>> No.8297555

>>8297553
shit sorry. meant duck hater >>8297509

>> No.8297559

>>8293289
lmao grow some balls and say it more bluntly
like, hey duck we just want to go ourselves this time
or hey duck, our friends asked for only us TWO to come

>> No.8297682

>>8297542
Underrated post.

>> No.8297707

>>8295713
BTFO.

Thanks anon for showing /cgl/ what cunts they are.

>> No.8297715

>>8297509
>reddit

Get the fuck out faggot.

>> No.8297717

>>8295713
Pretty much this.

I do agree that Duck was too clingy, but you guys kept letting her follow you around and group-cosplay with you and room with you and just "hoped she'd get the hint that you didn't like it." What did you expect?

>> No.8297795

>>8295333
I did nazi that coming.

>> No.8297814

>>8297230
She may be jelly but you kinda sound like a douche tbh.

>> No.8297822

>>8297526
Um, it's not a horror story just a follow up that I asked for

>> No.8297837
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8297837

>>8297437
>progeammed

>> No.8297862

>>8293322
Why didn't you just tell her you guys wanted to go without her? Sounds like that whole situation was your own fault for not being honest.

>> No.8297914

>>8297509
Post the fucking pic

>> No.8297921
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8297921

>>8297192
Let me be your bf I will protect you.

>> No.8297925

>>8297230
Wow singling her out? What a dick move.

>> No.8297928

>>8297837
>nice thumbnail

>> No.8297941

>>8297192
guy or lez

>> No.8297948

>>8297493
You sound stuck up, like there is something up your butt.

>> No.8297949

>>8297925
how did she single her out at all?

>> No.8297959

>>8297509
Post pic please, wanna rate it for myself.

>> No.8297970

>>8297948
it's a corkscrew

>> No.8298012

>>8296642
>>8296858
How to Hook Up with Cosplayers
Covering important topics such as 'what to do if you're an autistic neckbeard' and 'how to avoid getting bodily fluids on your partner's cosplay'
ALA2016, look forward to it

>> No.8298035

Where are you supposed to sell passes? Craigslist?

my friend bailed on me and now i got a 4 day pass i'm lookin to offload for some extra dosh.

I hope asking this isn't against the rules.

>> No.8298079

>>8295311
You are in a complicated situation. I think I used to be in the duck position, I was afraid and got hurt over tiny things, not a very independent person scared of the world. If someone keeps acting like a victim and doesn't just toughen their mind then it's annoying to others but telling the Duck about it or avoiding them makes you feel like a bad person. It's a lose-lose situation to be a friend to this kind of person. It's also very hard to get out of this mindset that your friend has and I also used to have.

>> No.8298125

>>8297168
>implying anyone is being serious at all

>> No.8298129

>>8297166
true

>> No.8298163

Just visiting /cgl/ because I plan on going to a con soon. Considering I'm a 5'5 manlet with social skills rivaling that of /r9k/ that may or may not be crossdressing. What are the chances of something bad happening?

>> No.8298181

>>8298163
At the most, you might get gross attention from neckbeards.

>> No.8298188

>>8298035
if it's SDCC/wondercon/pax/nycc craigslist. if it's another convention facebook. most conventions don't like resale so you'll have to either go through your friends to see if any of them or their friends want it or if there's an unofficial facebook group go through that

>> No.8298189

>>8298163
None. The "horror" stories in this thread aren't that horrible, save >>8295333. And making social mistakes like >>8295816 isn't even a big deal and people are flipping out over it. A good horror story is when a bunch of weebs get their laughs by filling buckets with their spit and dumping them on people during a con. Unless people have stories as bad as that, they shouldn't be shit posting in here.

>> No.8298191

a crossplayer once thanked me for talking to them like a normal human being and not freaking out. I didn't know I was supposed to be freaked out.

It was Fanime btw

>> No.8298198
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8298198

>>8296177
>linking shitaku.

>> No.8298314
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8298314

>>8296715
>>8296811
Yeah, nothing's wrong with hugs

>> No.8298318

>>8298191
How ugly were they, on a scale from 1 to 10?

>> No.8298344

>>8297795
Underrated post

>> No.8298357

>>8293289
Next time you tell duck you don't want her around. If she still comes, ignore her. You're not the better person for posting about her you know.

>> No.8298358

OP would do the exact same, if she would have the body for. Just another envy post.

>> No.8298744

>>8298079
You sound like a girl I used to be friends with.

>> No.8299175

This was just a bad experience for me, but I guess my friend had fun. We were friends from school at 16 at the time and it was my second con and her first. She seemed pretty chill at school and she somehow got us a nice hotel room without parent supervision (her stepmom just signed us in and told us to not get into trouble and just left?) but I was still stoked because my mom "wasn't that cool". I was a shitty closet madoka and she wore some faux goth lolita thing with lots of leg and cleavage and fishnets? It was pretty cringe but I thought it was going to be a good time. My friend is pretty attractive so she's getting hit on left and right, but I start getting nervous because 1) no parent supervision 2) I'm a 5 ft asian girl I literally cannot protect my friend from some of these guys. She runs around and glomps strangers and it's getting really hard to keep track of her. THEN, she wanted to go the rave with a guy she met. Spent two hours trying to avoid heavy bodily contact with the people around me and keep an eye on her and this guy. Repeat for day two and three. I have not gone to a con with her since.

>> No.8299196

>>8299175
You're literally the reason why I try to hit on some girls but their friends get in the way.

>> No.8299207

>>8299175
>My mom wasnt cool
>So now that we're unsupervised by her uncoolness, I will now play the part of my mother
>You can't be too friendly with these boys, jeez what a bother

>> No.8299237

>>8297795
I'm tired of seeing nazi puns, Anne Frankly I won't put up with it.

>> No.8299244

>>8299196
do you often hit on 16 year old girls? You know minors. Underage. Girls you should not be trying to hit on and get in their pants at anime con?

>> No.8299249

>>8299244
Oh, so you'll stop that behavior once you hit 18? That's my point.

>> No.8299260

Threads like these make me realize that no matter what you do or how you approach someone, you are always creepy if you're not at least an 8/10 handsome ripped dude.

>> No.8299287

>>8295333
Why does Hetalia attract all the Nazis, for fuck's sake? I know it's a shitty show, but even in canon it's pretty much explicitly mentioned that during WW2 Germany did not like/agree with his boss.
>tfw majorly interested in history, particularly military
>tfw in a shitty fandom full of shitty weebs
>that cringe when horrible, offensive, racist jokes being made
>tfw conflicting views because want historically accurate uniforms, but doesn't want to be confused with an actual Nazi

A-At least most of the younger/shittier fandom moved to Attack on Titan, r-right?

>> No.8299306

>>8294142

>this is what huge godzilla I'll eat you white women think

>> No.8299322

>>8298163
As >>8298181 said, you might get some attention from neckbeards and young weeby girls, that's about it.

>> No.8299406

>Flashback 4 years ago
>Be in the same fandom as a friend who wants to get into cosplay
>Suggest that she do a duo cosplay with me and enter the contest together
>Usually I cosplay and compete entirely by myself but I figured she'd be into it and would have a good first experience
>She agrees, and seems keen on the idea
>We plan everything
>She offers me a free weekend pass because another friend of hers couldn't go and her pass is up for grabs
>Everything seemed to be coming up milhouse
>We actually get to the con
>That free weekend pass suddenly doesn't exist
>Luckily I had dealer's room cash on me so I was able to buy my badge (con didn't accept cards at this time)
>She develops a fetishy fixation on a male bisexual friend of a friend and creepily follows him around
>She never puts on the costume
>Do my usual thing of cosplaying and roaming the con by myself which again I'm used to but still what?
>Not salty to her because I wanna keep the peace, and praying she still wants to compete with me
>She does not
>Texts me twenty minutes before greenroom time and tells me she ain't doing it
>Contest entry is a skit, pre-recorded dialogue and all, and too late to change
>ohfuck.png
>Manage to find a friend to take her place by some miracle
>Just happy to have someone to do this with even if they mess up because I only have ten minutes to teach them the stage movements
>Go back to the room to borrow friend's cosplay for her replacement
>Friend is hiding in closet
>wat
>Tell her what I'm doing, still not acting salty at all because we still gotta room together and yeah gotta keep the peace
>She lets me take the cosplay without a fuss
>Make it through contest
>Don't win anything but I wasn't expecting to
>Sunday comes
>Despite being at the receiving end of not one, but two instances of sudden upsets in the plan, and acting cool about it, friend has the gall to be super salty to me for . . . some reason?
>Snaps at me, glares at me, makes ride home uncomfortable, etc.

>> No.8299413

>>8299406
cont
>Not the first time she made a con experience less than stellar
>Went to two cons with me before that a couple years ago
>First one she was rude to our room host, and placed the blame on me for something she did
>Is a longer story if you gulls care to hear
>Second one she was rude and clingy to someone else, didn't see a lot of her but heard complaints
>Thought she had grown up since then and could handle a con trip
>Was wrong, obviously
>Strike three
>Never attended a con with her again to this very day

>> No.8299417

>>8299413
i want to hear the long story

>> No.8299419

>>8299413
>>Is a longer story if you gulls care to hear
please do tell.

>> No.8299422

>>8299413
Gimmi every juicy detail, this is gonna be my goodnight story. Now start telling it.

>> No.8299435

>>8299413
Pls do go on.

>> No.8299452
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8299452

I had completely forgotten about this story and I'm a bit bothered remembering it, but here we go:

>Be male, cosplaying of Okabe Rintarou
>Go to a Touhou panel and thoroughly enjoy it
>Take pictures of everyone's cosplay, good or bad, because I like Touhou
>Afterwards, I go the restroom in the dealer's room because of how humid it was in that space
>Leaving a stall, I notice one of the Flandre cosplayers looking at himself in the mirror
>He's this 300+ lb guy that's not particularly attractive at all
>He looks kind of down, so I toss out a, "Nice Flandre!" as I walk out, see a glimpse of utter happiness explode on his face
>Later on, he finds me and gives me a super thick, uncomfortable hug and hops up and down, telling me he's so happy I recognized his character
>Because I didn't feel like being a dick and walking off, I try to entertaining him with a little smidgeon of small-talk, exchanging names and whatnot
>Fast forward to after the convention, I check my FaceBook to see what I missed and the fucking guy found my profile and tried to add me
>Howthefuckdidheeven.gif
>Message him saying hello, chitchat about the convention
>Conversation goes to him goading me into asking him about the kind of shit he likes
>Out of fucking nowhere, starts talking about how he wants me to piss in his asshole and shit on his face
>CONVERSATION DELETED, INVITE DECLINED, BLOCKED, CALLED THE COPS
>mfw I have to be Tom Fischer whenever I go to conventions to avoid the fucking guy from here on out

>> No.8299455

>>8299452

>Tom Fischer

Why the fuck did I write that? I meant Sam Fisher. Whatever.

>> No.8299478

>going to a halo meetup in MK 6 armour
>We spot another halo cosplayer from across the hall
>Wave to get him to join us
>Realise as he gets closer it's a fucking rubies onesie costume
>He's put in alot of work on it so it's not too bad
>dudes gf is in casuals
>finally get to location
>his gf has a silver piece of cardboard shaped like a gun
>Keeps going on about her clothes being armour and trying to get into photos with us
>wtf.jpeg move out the way
>keeps shouting at us in the middle of coordinated photoshoots and jumping in
>Photographer is getting fucked off now
>She's remaining cool but it's awkward as fuck when this chick keeps diving in photos going on about the spartans and pretending she's in armour
>Eventually photographer makes us line up in groups and explains she's not a spartan or ODST so she can't really be in the photos
>She loses it, Starts crying and her boyfriend has to explain to her he'll build her a suit for next year
>ogreat
>FF a couple of months
>Everyone in the group gets on well, turns out she's been added in by someone
>ono.gif
>Starts messaging everyone about her costume and pissing everyone off
>next meetup paint armour without telling anyone and don't take helmet off all meetup
>Noone noticed.

>> No.8299519

>>8297925
I'm with >>8297949
Don't see how she singled dumpy out. If anything Dumpy singled her out and drove her away with her jealous nastiness.

>> No.8299545
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8299545

This story is old as hell so the details are a bit fuzzy but bear with me
>13 years old
>going to my first con with my big sis
>we don't cosplay, were just hanging out and taking pics and buying weeb merch
>we're having a break and sitting down on a table
>some random 20-something year old girl sits down next to us and asks if we want to play cards
>uh sure I guess
>she proceeds to pull out these w.i.t.c.h. cards that she cut out from said magazine (for those of you who don't know, witch was/is a popular magical girl comic aimed at like 8 year olds. pic related)
>she proceeds to predict out future with said witch cards
>she is creeptastic to the max and is predicting all kinds of weird ass morbid things about death and destruction
>my sis and I kinda look at each other and nod in understanding and bail the hell out of there

>> No.8299566

>>8299244
16 is legal in some states

>> No.8299606
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8299606

>OMG IT'S TOTALLY NOT LIKE R9K SAYS IT IS AUTISTIC NECKBEARDS THINKING THAT UNATTRACTIVE = CREEPY
>I totally refused all these creepy guys hitting on me but then this 10/10 guy came to me and now he's my boyfriend

Yeah, no.

And a lot of guys do want to strike something up with girls at conventions because normalfag girls aren't tolerant of our hobbies. So when we have 3 days where we can meet someone that we can fall in love with, and this happens maybe a few times a year, you can bet your ass we're capitalizing on it.

I'm not dealing with indoctrinating a normal female as to why i'm spending hours with eva foam or why it's dank of plastidip outside or why one of my hobbies is sewing as well as weight lifting. I'm not wasting my time wading through 50000 hordes of women whose hobbies are "netflix lol" in real life.

What you also don't seem to realize is that a convention is a rare opportunity to meld with someone who likes or tolerates my hobbies and that I maybe find attractive. And I have a span of 3 days to do it in.

I already found my qt3.14. But I had this mentality for a damn long time and now I have a loving relationship with the most amazing woman ever as kind of a result from it.

>> No.8299650

>>8299606
preach

>> No.8299664

>>8299545
I'm pretty sure W.I.T.C.H was my first fap, and to this day I cannot figure out why, but I always have a soft spot for it.

>> No.8299735

>>8299606
That's some crazy level of desperation.

We don't just emerge from under rocks for conventions and then stop existing until the next one. We're out there in bars and gyms and book clubs and shopping malls just like 'normal females'.

Also, 'indoctrinating'. Kek.

>> No.8299736

>>8299452
be honest, if he were a ripped and rich 8/10 you would have been all over him.

>> No.8299756

>>8299736
Unless he's straight?
And even in the gay community that's a red flag.
AIDS AHOY!

>> No.8299761

>>8299545
Dude in middle school I had a group of girl friends who all pretended to be one of them. They told me I was the black fire girl.
I'm white.
And a dude.

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>>8299735
Shut up, bitch. You're probably less approachable at those "normal" times than you are at conventions. PROBABLY. I'm assuming your not a galactic cunt.

>> No.8299774

>>8299735
Not that anon but yeah okay retard way to miss the point. If you are at a con there's a 95% chance you enjoy the things there. You could go up to any girl and strike up a conversation about anime this season or cosplay techniques.
But sure, let me go try to start a conversation about cosplay in a fucking normie bar/mall/gym.
>lol loser you don't start a conversation talking about nerd stuff
Duh. But at cons you can. You can skip past 20+ mins of small talk and dropping small hints about nerd shit.
Or, we could see your geekiness from a mile away, and chances are you're being yourself around your friends, and who wants to be approached when they are hanging out with their friends?
That or you are alone at a bar screaming about anime to anyone who will listen. And that's about as attractive for guys as it is for girls.

>> No.8299778

>>8299606
>So when we have 3 days where we can meet someone that we can fall in love with

kek

Fuck off

>> No.8299779

>>8299774
>chances are you're being yourself around your friends
I get your point but LOL

>> No.8299832

I miss the normal summer 4channers, I want those back instead of r9k shitting up every other thread.

>> No.8299835

I miss the normal summer 4channers, I want those back instead of tumblr shitting up every other thread.

>> No.8299845

>>8299545
I bet it was the "divinatory cards" that were one of the monthly gifts with the magazine. Shit, I feel old now.

>tfw my very first husbando was from w.i.t.c.h.

>> No.8299851

>>8299845
>>8299664
You guys should fuck.

>> No.8300605

>>8299260
Fuck off back to /r9k/

>> No.8300694

>>8295703
>>8295641
its 4 million you fucking stormcucks & jidf

the rest emigrated

>> No.8300699

>>8300605
Dude has a point anon. Bitches are harsh.

>> No.8300722
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>>8299260
Agreed and I ain't even from r9k.

>> No.8300724

>>8299260
>>8300605
>>8300699
i got lost at a con once so i approached this one chick to talk to her, about Touhou or some shit, then I found out she was 23 (I was 16 at the time), then I went on to tell her how much I thought she was actually 16 lel then later in the conversation she just saw something and said 'cya' and dipped.

I wonder how she felt about the >creep factor

Anyways, I don't really give a fuck if I came off as creepy to someone because I wasn't trying to be, and I don't know how others perceive things anyway. Who cares if you came off as "creepy" to someone you'll never meet again?

>> No.8300731

>>8294049
Wah?!

Bro... that's living the dream in my book.
You damn cassanova.

>> No.8300736

>>8300731
i went to a con once and didn't talk to a single chick besides for pictures, and my friend told people that didn't go to the con that made out with some lesbian Madoka cosplayers and got like 12 girls numbers and they all believed him

>> No.8300747

>>8299756
just highlighting the weird robot attitude

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>>8300736

>> No.8300774

>>8299736
>>8299736
"The best way to live is to be two gay buisnessmen"

>> No.8300781

>>8294161
>point at crotch for full body shot
>point at chest for mugshot
funny how cameras work

>> No.8300956

>>8299237
we should stop before this goes any furher

>> No.8301035

>>8297514
This is so true on their pages, they only care if the attention is from someone that can benefit them, someone well known, in the industry or provide coverage and likes etc. But if it's some average Joe, then they don't like it and often remove their comment. Not to say it's right for anyone to be an arse about them for being revealing.

>> No.8301047

>>8297545
It's not just that, unlike yourself who are ready and know the score, alot of cosplayers would cosplay something similar, but yet if someone who even dare to ask they would immediately call the secruity and get shamed. So thats why noone would even dare to ask in the first place.

>> No.8301142

>>8292956
>that was just some guy cosplaying as a security mook

>> No.8301183

>>8295860
>Hey, I'm like little girl playing dress-up in Mamma's shoes!

>> No.8301206

>>8295860
Comiket in Japan is so fucking gross. Its so gawd damn hot there too.

>> No.8301302

>>8299249
>>8299196
Anons don't seem to understand minors=jail in some states

>> No.8301420

>>8299606
I can agree with this 100%

I just think the people who are against guys hitting on people at cons is because there's always that one douche who won't take a hint and becomes one of these horror stories.

The predator fag becomes the standard for men at cons. Like nazi dude and pee-butt from above

>> No.8301426

>>8300781
>whats a wide angle lens

>> No.8301446
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8301446

An unattractive member of the opposite sex found me attractive and let me know in a way that I personally deemed unacceptable as a result of my sheltered upbringing and judgmental personality. Disgusting rapist! It was the worst day of my life and I have PTSD from it. This is why we need feminism! Cosplay is not consent! I'm a special snowflake!

Look at me!

Look at me!

Look at me!

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8301447

>>8294049
>>8300731
I felt like I was doing community service

>> No.8301451

>>8301420

And you're all irrational feminist cunts, works both ways

>> No.8301805

I love how most of the stories in here are actually about crazy ass bitches or friends being shit but the drama is still all about creepers.

>> No.8301806

>>8301447
Stop posting this

>> No.8301821

Can /r9k/ fuck off? You have your containment board, we have ours.

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>>8301821
N-no I came here to troll these wimminz because my home board keeps circling around fake caps about /cgl/ being gross and awful!
you're alll sluts and whores REEEEEEEEEE

>tfw no gf

>> No.8301913

>>8301426
What is you missing the point

>> No.8301926

>>8295333

Is this the guy that got banned from like every Chicago con because of being a total fucking weird fuckstick?
I think his name was like Chris or something?

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>>8301446
Saved this post. /cgl/ needs it more than anything.

>> No.8302123

Lel your idea of horror story picutre is some guy taking a picture of a girl's boobs?

Wow shit you must be a fucking genius.

>> No.8302142

why are straight guys so defensive about this shit?

has any r9k dick in this thread ever been accused of being a creeper?

how many of you take these stories personally because you have actually experienced unfair treatment by paranoid elitist sluts? and how many are just projecting and getting defensive because you are afraid your behavior around women will someday, maybe get you in trouble?

unless a whole bunch of r9kfags have been in situations where women have reported them to the authorities for looking at them without permission, i don't get where this "girls only get upset when it's not a chad" meme comes from. what is your stake in this argument, bitter straight maleanons?

>> No.8302149

>>8302142
>your behavior around women will someday, maybe get you in trouble?

Why should it, though? I mean that's the point.

>> No.8302158

Guys, never make eye contact with a seagull.

>> No.8302164

>at cosplay event
>weebs come over and ask to talk to us as we're sat outside chilling
>fuck it why not
>Basically we want to talk to everyone about stuff at cons
>kk go on
>So first off alot of people are younger than the age of conesnt
>ohgodhereitgoes
>and we want to make sure everyone understands that they're meant to ask before taking photos as some of them wear revealing outfits and might be partially undressed!
>bare in mind here, we're not young. Some of our group are quite oldfags....
>Second thing! Something called cosplay is not consent!
>must resist falling on floor screaming about being triggered for the lolz
>You should always ask people if you can hug them or touch them when it comes to photos.
>Again we're all stood there like no shit sherlock
>and finally! User pronouns that the person wants to be identified with.
>ohfuckofftumblr.jpeg
>Some people are male and female but you shouldn't judge or guess!
>Friend is red in the face now, oldfag but a fucking legend
>So guys let's just go over those points!
>Don't touch minors or take their photo without permission.
>Friend fucking loses it and just blurts out "WHAT DID THE MINERS DO TO DESERVE THIS?"
>Gender neutral xion being is triggered and screams at my friend that this is no laughing matter and rants at him for ages.
>MFW all we wanted to do was chill and eat cake and we got the full feminist lecture about consent.....

>> No.8302177
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>>8302142
Hi. Maleanon here. I have a girlfriend and i've treid very many times to make smallchat with females because they have had very well made costumes from a fandom I like. They instantly assume i'm trying to hit on them half the time even though I'm making no such advances, I mostly just want to talk about my hobbies and the fact that they have an interest in it too.

Despite having a girlfriend, because I am not an 8/10 chad with millions of dollars, I've actually gotten a hand held up to me indicating that they don't want to talk when this person was not otherwise preoccupied. I've also had girls laugh in my face.

It is as bad as they say.

>> No.8302200

>>8302149
but who has actually experienced it vs. just being terrified and angry that it MIGHT happen?

to me these over-reactions by guys are like the people who claim they get death threats when all they actually got was some troll telling them "kill urself lol". it's unrealistic threat assessment and over-dramatization.

the guys getting wound up about threads like this need a reality check. cosplayers get a LOT of attention from people of all types; the percentage of people they find worthy of creeper threads is super fucking small.

>> No.8302210

>>8302177
>because I am not an 8/10 chad with millions of dollars

but how do you go from "girls laugh in my face" (which is shitty) to "it's because i am not chad"? i don't get that logic jump. especially when women in this thread have said they react the same to any invasion of their boundaries, no matter what type of person it is. why not take them at their word? what evidence is there that looks and status would change their reaction?

>> No.8302211

>>8302200
A lot of us, actually. Maybe not directly, but nevertheless

>> No.8302226

>>8302211
>A lot of us, actually. Maybe not directly
>actually
>not directly

explain this like you would to someone with autism.

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>>8302210
You seem to be missing simple logic.
When you refuse interaction with another human being based on nothing but their appearance,
the answer is obvious.

>> No.8302247

>>8302228
i don't see how you can know (unless you were told) that you could not interact with someone because you didn't look right.

reasons given in threads like this for not wanting to interact with creepers who persist on bothering them involve being busy, being exhausted, or having had an interaction with the creep in question that makes them want to discontinue further interaction.

if the type of women you discuss (who instantly reject friendly interaction based solely on appearance, while nonverbally broadcasting that that's the reason for the rejection) exist, they aren't the ones posting to these threads. so why come in and shitpost when it has nothing to do with you? if you were rejected instantaneously, without being given a chance to interact in the specific ways women in these threads complain about, what's the big deal?

>> No.8302260

>>8302177
>>8302228

>gets asked why he assumes it's due to the way he looks/the money in his wallet that nobody can see at first glance anyway
>"It's obvious lel", no logic actually given
>brags about having a gf
>GF doesn't bother introducing him to her girlfriends, could've used that as a baseline for reaction comparison but didn't.

Sigh. Don't you trolls have anything better to do. I just want to read horror stories without having it degenerate into yet another trollfest.

I get it, I get it, you're bored out of your skulls because tfw no gf and you don't have the talent to write horror stories. I'll hide this thread and wait for the next one.

>> No.8302270

for the record, i have read every story in this thread. unless i missed one, literally 0 are about getting nothing but attention from an unwanted source. there are stories of being touched and grabbed, stories of people (mostly women or girls) forcing their way into social interactions or causing drama, one story of being afraid something bad would happen to her wilder friend that she wouldn't be able to protect her from, etc. the /r9k/ paranoia about seagulls is unfounded. they will not give a shit unless you cross a line or provoke their jealousy/threaten their cosplay plans.

the OP photo is bait and you guys all fell for it. if you want to discuss cosplay bitches who treat you like shit, give specifics--that's your own horror story and would be relevant to the thread. targeting anons ITT as if they are posting about you makes no sense.

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>>8302177
Idk anon, I've never had a female react negatively to me, and I'm guilty of opening up conversation with borderline creeper lines, like 'you look fucking amazing.' Maybe they sense my love of dick. Or let it go because I'm drunk.
>Tfw grills may have better gaydar than you.

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>>8302247
When I approach someone nicely, remain ten feet away and ask "Hey, I like your costume! How did you get into X?" and they respond to me by laughing at me, it certainly isn't because they've indulged my personality. Assuming I were smelly ( I'm not btw, I tend to over-shower at conventions and also deodorize ) , can you enlighten me with your magical logic what exactly they're judging me on, if not my appearance?

>>8302260
I'm not bragging about a g/f. I'm saying i'm not even trying to get with these hoes and they're acting like this.

You also can't follow simple logic either, sucks , but w/e.

>> No.8302282

>>8302228
Humans give off a ton of cues outside of their basic looks, though.

>posture
>expression
>eye contact
>doesn't smell like an Axe factory or BO
>nicely groomed (no long unstyled hair, no short helmet hair)
>manner of dress
>appropriateness of conversational topics
>awareness of other party's personal space

Maybe you're scaring girls off because you're fucking up any combination of the above. Your looks aren't helping, and neither is the fact that they've been warding off creepers all day, but if you make an effort to be nicely put together and avoid awkward topics you should be fine no matter what your attractiveness rating on an arbitrary numerical scale.

>> No.8302287

>>8294380
Banned for what reason? Making the fat bitches feel insecure about themselves?

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>>8302282
>WE DON'T JUDGE THAT MUCH BASED OFF LOOKS REALLY IT'S ALL R9K NONSENSE
>Yes you do, and this is why
>Okay, we do, and here's all the criteria.

Thanks, my job is done here.

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>>8302291
Don't forget this.

>> No.8302296

>>8302270
even in the creeper thread, no anon actually posted a personal creeper story of being hit on, btw. >>8299281 it's all thinly veiled fap material, speculation, posturing--and stuff like that screenshotted convo with the creep photog, which is hard evidence rather than "ugh a neckbeard smiled at me, ew."

here's my convention horror story:

>be in single-person bathroom taking shit, halfway out of cosplay bc it doesn't have a fucking ass flap
>someone tries to open door
>call "Occupied!"
>handle keeps jiggling
>i keep calling, then yelling, variations of "just a minute!" and "occupied!" bc the person isn't hearing me
>door opens
>it's the janitor
>scream "I SAID OCCUPIED SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR"
>janitor shuts door
>even if it was a 10/10 CEO i would have been pissed off

then i took my time washing my hands and getting back into cosplay because fuck that guy for not waiting one single minute for me to evacuate the premises.

>> No.8302299

>>8302291
>we
>acting like you don't judge people by their appearance and behavior
>acting like you are immune to the thing that literally every human being does

Okay.

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>>8302299
Ad hominem argument.
Never said I didn't judge people.
I mean, I don't choose to laugh in people's faces because they're not up to my attractiveness standard.

But still ad hominem.

>> No.8302310

>>8302142
I'm pretty respectful in general as girls are wanting to play a character the fact that it may be skimpy could be incidental if they identify with the shows message or personality.

That said compare it to say girl youtube channels that get offended if some dumbass comment makes a boob reference. Should it be there? No youtube comments are shit and retarded, but when you use boobs to get views its like complaining you get wet in the rain.

And it really remains that girls don't get offended as often by hot guys doing it, but tits/legs/etc are not smart weapons with tactical targeting they hit everything in the area. And somewhere in the back of the brain that acknowledgement is desired and sought after even when the prudish norms of society have hammered and programmed most girls to deny it or hate it or project it as a bad thing on others.

But honestly I think most people just lump it in with the annoying SJWs and hate if for that, which sometimes is fair and sometimes is not.

To me do what you like, dress how you like, have fun, and if someone snaps a photo or stares, fuck it ignore them and keep having fun there will always be people that annoy you if you let them.

>> No.8302314

>>8302310
You're dressing up as a fucking outlandish character for attention.

I won't say you "lose your right to dignified treatment" or something like that but Jesus if you can't handle the fact that some people are going to stare at you and the parts that they already stared at to begin with but now you're putting emphasis on them you ARE sheltered and you don't know how to handle real life.

>> No.8302316

>>8302279
those cosplayers are not the same people posting in these threads. you have no reason to react as if these threads are about your experiences. the guys who shit up these threads always fall back on "if he was hot you wouldn't care, you snobby slut!" when that has never been what these threads are about.

as for your experiences, i have no idea why they would laugh at you, and you only give a little more info in each post that would confirm your claim. posting the whole story up front could have been on topic, btw. acting like those mysterious laughing girls you met are in this thread posting about guys like you is nonsensical.

as for the logic of their rejection: i cannot pretend to understand what goes on in someone's head. if i accept what you describe happened, my first thought would be they were shitty people with no social skills. you need to include more context for your conclusion to make sense:

>see group of cosplayers from a series i like
>compliment their cosplays
>they laugh at me
>feels bad, whatever, go find my gf
>see same cosplayers in a different area later
>some ridiculously attractive male model-tier guy compliments them using the EXACT SAME words i used earlier
>they smile and flirt with him
>mfw all i wanted was to discuss my favorite series with other fans
>tfw i am probably too unattractive for snobby cosplay bitches, even if we like the same shit

and bam: on topic, doesn't rail against imaginary seagulls, and provides some plausible evidence that the rejection was based on a judgment of appearence.

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>>8302314

>> No.8302318

>>8302317
A prime example of how sheltered, entitled people handle things.

>> No.8302320

>>8302310
what does any of this have to do with the stories posted in these threads? you are projecting a lot of shit onto seagulls. read what anons here actually talk about before going all strawman on them.

>> No.8302321

>>8302316
Fucking this. It's tiring getting guys in here that act as if girls who cosplay are a hivemind.

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>>8302316
It's been multiple occasions. At least 10 in the past 3 years. I really go to a convention to social network, meet people, expand friend circles, and gain new skills.

It's plausible if it were once or twice.

And no, when I get the hand or laughed at, I just go away. I take it as a sign they don't want to be interacted with, so I don't push the issue and give them the space they want. I'm not going to sit and wait until I see them approached by someone else. That's creepy.

The number of times it has happens removes any plausible ability to deny, with several friends of mine having it happen to them as well.

>> No.8302326

>>8302228
maybe they can sense your tendency to bitch on online forums

>> No.8302327

>>8302321
and it is crazy that janitors delete threads relevant to the community of the board while letting these guys shitpost offtopic rants about generalized situations that /cgl/ anons have never given indication of being part of.

grats OP on your massive troll pic, you no doubt feel proud to have riled all the insecure straight dudes.

>> No.8302329

>>8302323
the question still remains: what the fuck does that have to do with the actual stories posted to these threads? if you give them space what is the issue? where do you see guys like you posted about in these threads, except by guys like you?

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>>8302326

>> No.8302342

>>8302329
>where do you see guys like you posted about in these threads, except by guys like you?
i better clarify this:

guys like you come into threads like this and accuse all female posters of overreacting to guys like you. meanwhile, the regular women and men who post horror stories to these threads describe a wide range of experiences that have absolutely nothing to do with guys like you.

and we are all fucking sick of it.

>> No.8302356

>>8301451
I was agreeing with you but okay

>> No.8302363

>>8302335
kek

>> No.8302375

so to summarize:

>seagulls post stories of bad convention experiences
>/r9k/ completely ignores the stories posted so they can complain about hypocritical sluts in unrelated situations, while accusing femanons of being said hypocritical sluts
>everyone stops posting horror stories while seagulls try to figure out wtf /r9k/ is going on about and what it has to do with their stories
>no progress is made, thread goes into autosage with little to no OC posted
>nobody wins

we can do better next time anons.

>> No.8302386

>first con ever
>dressed as teemo from LoL
>5 foot tiny asian female with baby face
>suddenly lifted into air from behind with added pelvic thrust from said lifter
>felt the erection against back from pelvic thrust
>cuddle-manhandled 3 feet in the air by massive bearlike fedorabeard screaming "TEEMOOOOOOOO IMMA HUG CHUUUU"
>stayed home for rest of con, didn't attend another for a year, gave away Teemo hat, quit LoL forever.

>> No.8302420

>>8299736

I wish I were gay, but the closest I come to gay is only wanting to fuck extremely convincing traps, and that hasn't quite posed itself. Oh well.

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>>8302386
I know you want me to feel disgusted but this shit just makes me laugh.

>> No.8302959

>>8302158


If you don't move, they won't see you

>> No.8303196

>>8299435
>>8299422
>>8299419
>>8299417

Your wish is my command, gulls.

>Flashback 6 years ago
>Planning on going to my first large convention with group of friends
>Group at first includes myself, friend X, friend X's dad, friend X's boyfriend, and friend Y (the one from the first story)
>I make a new friend, let's call her Z, and she gets to come along too
>We're noobs and don't get there until Friday night so we decide to just go Saturday
>Come Saturday morning X asks me to keep an eye on Y and Z
>Figure the three of us were hanging anyway so of course I agree
>We get to con
>Y and Z ditch me on multiple occasions
>"Oh hey guys hold on a sec gotta fix my socks"
>Fix socks
>Look up
>Y and Z are somehow already 100 feet ahead of me
>k?
>Several instances like that
>I lose them completely in the dealer's room
>welp.jpg
>I text them but nothing
>I continue on with my con, do the contest, etc.
>Saturday night is upon us
>X and X's dad pick me up and bring me with them to go get food
>Y and Z are back in the room and tell us what they want over the phone
>We get the food
>Y and Z wanted ranch dressing
>We asked for ranch dressing
>The dude did not give us the ranch dressing
>Y and Z were extremely asshurt upon the discovery of no ranch dressing
>They bitched and bitched
>We assured them that we didn't forget it and the food guy made the mistake
>They continued to bitch and bitch
>They insured that X's dad would never take them to a con again
>Z was rude to me at my house waiting for her ride home when we got to my house
>Z never speaks to me again
>Y and I don't speak for a few months
>X and I talk about what happened some time later and X confesses to me that Y and Z lied to her about what I did
>They claimed I ditched them
>wat
>X is rightfully embarrassed and apologetic that she believed them for a few weeks
>Strike one for Y
>Really it should have been never again but in my defense I wasn't in charge and didn't invite her in any of the three incidents

>> No.8303226

>>8303196
First time I ever heard of someone losing friends because of ranch dressing.

>> No.8303266

>>8303196
Like the weird aspect of this is that Y and Z never met before this. Z met me first. Then we go to the con and in that short time they bond and, I dunno, decide to conspire together and be lil shits to me and X just because?

Something happens to Y's brain when she goes to cons. She gets... squirrely.

And, y'know, completely untrustworthy.

As far as I know she only did a couple of cons after I swore to avoid going with her again (made easier when none of my other friends who I frequently roomed with wanted to invite her anymore) and she hasn't attended cons at all since, uhm, 2013 I think?

It's probably for the best.

>> No.8303271

>>8303226
God I know, right?

>> No.8303596

>>8299413
>>8303196
Strike two story?
Gotta complete the trilogy.

>> No.8303697

>>8303596
If you do please use made up names cos it is a bit confusing just using letters

>> No.8304926

>>8295930

I live in Fl and go to Metro and Mega but never have I heard of such a thing. Is she this way at every con? I kinda want to meet her and share art. Got a tumblr or anything?