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ITT:CON CREEPER STORIES.

post your creeper stories here.

>> No.8621866

>>8621853

One this, this girl was wearing a really tight pikachu outfit, and for a moment her tit fell out and she put it in quickly. I saw it from beginning to end, but looked away before she saw me.

That's how I lost my virginity.

>> No.8621929

>>8621853
Got creeped on by this neckbeard at a con recently

He politely asked for a hug in the morning, and said his dog was ill, I felt bad, so I gave him a quick hug and ran off with my friends.

He came up behind me multiple times throughout the day and would hug me from behind and run off into the crowds before I could see who it was. I held up my phone to take a selfie and caught him right as he was coming up behind me. I politely asked him to not hug me anymore, and he said he understood and apologized.

I saw a dog and was too focused on the dog that I didn't realize it was him. When I asked him if I could pet it, he just grinned down at me, boner in my face, and said 'no, but you can give me a hug."

I wasn't even in a slutty outfit or anything. At the moment, I was horrified and freaked out, but I can chuckle about it now.

>> No.8622143

http://f0xybat.tumblr.com/post/126914897793/touhou-cosplayers-please-watch-out-for-erni

Maybe a little old, but very relevant since Touhoucon is happening now.

>> No.8622148

>>8621853
lunalanie making that anti-sexual harassing momocon video while months before she molested a dude at fanime and thinks it's ok

>> No.8622244

>>8622143
is all of that true though?

>> No.8622274

>>8613258
>>8619782
from the touhoucon thread

>> No.8622275

>>8622274
>>8619013
shit i forgot one. this one goes second.

>> No.8622306

>>8622244
Considering that about 10 other people have come forward to corroborate with their own tales of him creeping on people, I'm inclined to say yes.

>> No.8622309 [DELETED] 

>>8621853
I wonder what the difference between an actual creeper and a "I am a hysterical woman who is afraid of her own shadow" creeper is like.

I hope this thread features lots of examples of actual creepers.

>> No.8622318 [DELETED] 

>>8621929
Be careful about things like that, anon! You give someone a smile, they expect a hug. You give someone a hug, they expect a blowjob.
Set boundaries. I know it might sound stupid and make you look dumb, but some people really do think that a moment of niceness means that you are now their GF.

>>8622244
>>8622143
The stories just say that he badgers people for photoshoots, does he do anything actually creepy like unwanted touching or repeatedly asking for sex?

>Everyone is calling me a creep but I am merely misunderstood. I would never harm her or any woman of equal beauty but I think we really had a connection when I saw her and I do not want to miss a potential soul-mate opportunity.
Oh shit. "potential soul-mate opportunity" for a girl you've never even met? Someone's WAY too overly attached.
Also he doesn't want to harm her, wtf is that? Girls can take a little harm. It's normal in a relationship and kind of fun. We aren't china dolls, even though we dress like them.

>>8622309
2 actual so far, 1 unknown.

>> No.8622326

>>8622318
I feel like texting a thirteen year old girl inviting her to have sex, as well as taking borderline upskirt pics of a ten year old and not showing her most pics from the set, both deserve the "creepy" label.

>> No.8622330

>>8622326
So long as you ask the 13 year old only once and respect her wishes if she says no, and make sure the 10 year old consents to have her pictures taken, it is not creepy.

Creepy is when you're ok with upsetting other people in order to fulfil your lust. If you're not ok with upsetting other people to do that, you are not creepy.

>> No.8622338

>>8622330
>asking little girls for sex
>taking naughty pictures of little girls
>not creepy

Okay. Well then. You're beyond all hope of redemption. I hope you have a decent life that doesn't end in a child being traumatized. Have a good one.

>> No.8622342 [DELETED] 

>>8622338
>Thinking sexual content hurts children
Nigga you were a child once. You remember what you used the internet for?
You bought hook line and sinker into the paedofinder hype and didn't even test to see if any of it was correct.

>> No.8622343

>>8622326
the cops are on the way

>> No.8622345

>>8622342
>You remember what you used the internet for?
Maybe for you, late 90's child.

>> No.8622347

>>8622342
Watching attractive people I'll never meet get it on on the page that killed my laptop is different from a fat middle-aged asian man actively trying to fuck me. I was once harassed by an older guy that wanted to screw, it's much different. Fantasy versus reality, foo'. Reality is gross and wants to put things in your asshole. Horrible things. Unwashed things.

>> No.8622349

>>8622342
I used the internet mostly for Neopets and forum roleplays.

>> No.8622352

>>8622342
>remember what you used the internet for?
Neopets and Zetapets, then Gaia, then forum roleplays involving vampires and shit.

>> No.8622354

>>8622349
>>8622352
Sorry, the first message didn't seem to go through on my end.

>> No.8622357 [DELETED] 

>>8622347
Does the fat middle-aged asian man actually want to fuck you?
Moreover, will he continue wanting to fuck you after you have said "No" to him?
These are important.

If you do not want to put unwashed things in your asshole, then DON'T, and tell people who ask if they can put unwashed things in your asshole NO. If they still want to put unwashed things in your asshole, call the police. If they no longer wish to put unwashed things in your asshole, problem solved, asshole defended.

>>8622349
>>8622352
Good ol' Neopets. I have fun stories from that place.

>> No.8622363

>>8622357
Creepy doesn't mean "aggressive," or "rapist" or "murderer rapist that keeps too many ferrets," creepy means it makes you uneasy. Yes, older men asking me for sex when I was a child made me uneasy. Yes, it's creepy when old guys want to plow children.

>> No.8622367 [DELETED] 

>>8622363
Oh, so you're using that definition of creepy.

But if that's your definition, you can make things less creepy by just calming down and not being so vulnerable to uneasy feelings.

If creepy is a feeling rather than a behaviour, then it's part of your mind, and you can change it.

And even if you don't change it, it's still a personal thing - what's creepy for you is probably not the same as what's creepy for others.

"I feel uneasy as a result of X"
Well ok. But what are people meant to do as a result?

>> No.8622376
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8622376

>be 15
>otakon 2012
>cosplaying as pic related
>sitting in the lobby area, chilling
>some girl in a blonde wig and blue contacts comes up to me
>"you are beautiful! "
>suddenly kisses me on the corner of my mouth
>walks away
>wat.jpg

>> No.8622392

>>8622367
You mean the actual definition and not the one you invented? Yes. I'm sorry that you take issue with children being uncomfortable with fat older men blowing up their phones and trying to screw them, but that's a very normal reaction. You can also change your mindset about the experience of being raped or bullied, or any number of negative things that occur. Most things that are widely considered bad are bad because of a collection of subjective experIences. Even pain is subjective to an extent.

In the case of this photographer, he got reported and tossed from the con. He was not only making people uncomfortable, he broke the law.

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8622393

>>8622376
at least she meant well

>> No.8622394 [DELETED] 

>>8622392
>You can also change your mindset about the experience of being raped or bullied, or any number of negative things that occur.
I suppose that's true. I need to think about that for a bit.

>> No.8622397

>>8622367
>you can make things less creepy by just calming down

See, that feeling is the direct result of being in the presence of an individual who is behaving in an off manner. They may not be doing anything overt but spidey sense tells you that something isn't right.

Calming down isn't going to stop the situation, stop that guy from taking inappropriate photos or get his hands out of his pockets.

>> No.8622403

>>8622397
This. Also, emotions aren't that easy to control for everyone. You can't just stop being scared/angry/upset/whatever. You can control how you act, whether or not it shows, but you can't stop the actual emotion. If you can just turn your emotions off like that, you're the odd one out.

>> No.8622762

>>8622357
have you heard of "rape"?

>> No.8622767

>>8622367
>you can make things less creepy by just calming down and not being so vulnerable to uneasy feelings.


Isn't that the same logic rapists and sexual predators use to demean their victims before going off and calling them sluts and asking for it? A+

>> No.8622853

>dude runs up to me at Fanime this year, looks like he's trying to tell me I dropped something (urgent, concerned look on his face)
>I lean over because lol teetering in shitty heels in my coord, he gets real close to my ear
>I figure it's because the area is so loud and he's trying to be heard
>He says right into my ear "I wish you were my pinkie toe so I could bang you on all the furniture"
>I've never met this motherfucker before in my life, he's got this super expectant/proud look on his face like he thinks I'm just going to fall into his arms for his brilliant play on words
>I punch the glasses right off his face
>Go to security and give a description after verbally tearing him a new one in front of a crowd of onlookers
>Head of con security is like "Yeah I probably woulda done that too"
>Everything went better than expected

inb4 "lol that never happened" I still can't believe it happened either.

>> No.8622861

>>8622767
i can vaguely agree with the point of not putting assumptions into your feelings, you should be careful though.

there's a huge difference between screaming rape and crying and telling someone they're being a creep.

>> No.8622938

>>8622367
No person who ever felt threatened or in danger ever thought things would be better if they "calmed down". Danger triggering a fight or flight response is natural and should never be tempered or explained away.

If my wife ever felt creeped out at a con, I know she would try to put as much distance between her and the creep as possible, and if necessary, fight him/her.

I would expect any other woman to do the same, and hope they aren't fettered by the thought that they would be "disappointing" a fellow fan. Or that someone's feelings are as important as their safety.

I don't believe in the "rape-culture" some feminists say exist, but equal rights means that a woman is equal to a man in her ability to refuse and accept attention directed at her. Also equal to determine how and how not to share her body.

In short, fuck off.

>> No.8622954

>>8622938
>Danger triggering a fight or flight response is natural and should never be tempered or explained away.

That is definitely not true, and I really don't want to argue with you about how it isn't but if you want I'll definitely explain some things.

>> No.8622971

>>8622367
>But if that's your definition, you can make things less creepy by just calming down and not being so vulnerable to uneasy feelings.
Isn't that just lying to yourself about what's going on? If things escalated and a cop asked you why you stuck around and you gave them that excuse, wouldn't they all look at you like you were stupid?

>> No.8623418

>Don't remember how I became friends with this guy but manage to become friends
>Both of us are attending my state's comicon
>Lots of people, figure it's okay to take some time away from my main friends and meet up with him
>Meet up, guy starts acting kind of creepy
>Takes of my shoes and starts to rub my feet in a kind of sexual manner
>Learn later he has a foot fetish
>Repeatedly sends me messages about how sexy my feet are
>Never talk to him again

>> No.8623513

>>8622971
I think what he's saying is that instead of freaking out you take it logically. Be on your guard and think things through. Don't jump to conclusions or overreact. If, after your thought process works things out, the conclusion is still to end whatever situation it is, then go.

Feelings and logic tend to not get along very well but sometimes you need to work it out.

>> No.8623527

>>8622971
exactly. the worst thing overreacting can do is upsetting the person you got the creepy feelings from. the worst case scenario of ignoring those feelings is rape, kidnapping, or death in some cases.

>> No.8623532

I feel like this is the most racist, bigoted board on this site.

>> No.8623534

>>8621853


>interactions with unattractive people stories

>> No.8623545

>>8622853

>violence is always the answer

>> No.8623548

>>8622367
The fuck is wrong with you?

>> No.8623564

>>8623532
Not enjoying your first day?

>> No.8623571

>>8622367
Well ok enjoy being a virgin and having no one like you, male or female.

>> No.8623589

>>8622853
MORE PEOPLE NEED TO REPORT SHIT LIKE THIS TO SECURITY.

THANK YOU!

>> No.8623591

>>8622861
Guys need to be careful too. Careful not to grow up into a penis driven douchebag that gives other legit sane guys a bad wrap.

>> No.8623593

>>8622938
Thank you!

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>>8622342
>>8622330
Jesus christ

>> No.8623599

>>8622367
>It's all in your head!!
>Just calm down!
>Stop overreacting
Rapist confirmed

>> No.8623612 [DELETED] 

So lets review everything we've learned this thread.

>being a "creep" isn't a matter of what you do, it's a matter of how any random woman in the vicinity of you feels
>if any woman arbitrarily declares you a creep, they believe they have the right to physically assault you and destroy your property
>there are apparently hundred of rapes and murders at every single event, and so much as making a dirty joke is all the proof needed to confirm you're planning to commit one of both of them
>if you disagree with or even question any of this you're a rapist

>> No.8623641 [DELETED] 

>>8623612
You sound bitter.

Maybe you should try finding girls your own age, or are they too smart by that point?

>> No.8623647 [DELETED] 

>>8623612
Or you can grow up

>> No.8623656

>>8622330
> make sure the 10 year old consents
What part of kids cannot consent do people not get. Even if they agree to it, it's not consent.

>> No.8623667

>>8622853
>literally punch a dude because he cares enough to attempt a lame icebreaker on you
>honestly and seriously believe you're in the right
>SECURITY GUARDS agree with you

jesus christ, welcome to being the reason why most men are grass eaters these days

>> No.8623679 [DELETED] 

>>8623667
Sexual comments are "care" now. Wow.

>> No.8623681 [DELETED] 

>>8623641
>>8623647
>can't argue
>break out personal insults

Whatever you gotta do to feel good about punching people in the face just because they just SAID something you don't like.

>> No.8623687 [DELETED] 

>>8623679
And comments are just words. Get the fuck over yourself you psycho cunt.

>> No.8623690 [DELETED] 

>>8623681
There's no need to argue, it's like you're telling me 1+1 is 3 and throwing a hissy fit over why everyone is making of fun you
I don't need to argue anything

>> No.8623692

Can we ignore the troll and get back on topic with con creeper stories?

>> No.8623697

>>8622342
Please take your degenerate diseased ass off the thread and throw it down the well where it belongs and stop derailing the fucking thread. same goes for you >>8622326

>> No.8623700 [DELETED] 

>>8622363
So sorry you had to go through that anon. Sorry there are also douches on here who defend grown men raping kids, but then it is 4chan I guess I shouldnt expect much.

>> No.8623710

>>8622392
>>8622394
Not true-never heard of PTSD?

>> No.8623718 [DELETED] 

>>8622853
Dont mind the stupid replies anon, bunch of pedos on this thread annoyed someone would fight back.

>> No.8623721

>>8623692
Ok sure.

>at a con
>guy comes up and says "Excuse me, could I trouble you for a picture?"
>he's ONLY 5'11, face is an 8/10 at best, cloths look like he doesn't even even make 6 digits a year
>struggle to hold back my vomit
>while he's distracted waiting for my answer I gouge out both of his eyes with my fingernails
>as he recoils from that I kick him in the crotch
>after he falls to the ground I pull out my emergency knife and stab him in the torso a couple times
>call the police to tell them there's a rapist on the loose
>they show up, I manage to get in a few more kicks to his head as they're hauling his near lifeless body away

so creepy :(
hold me /cgl/

>> No.8623724

>>8622938
So you'd expect a woman in a wheelchair to fight off a man? How does that work out?

>> No.8623730 [DELETED] 

>>8623718
Someone has to attack you first in order to "fight back" you dumb cunt.

Actually no I take that back, you're not a dumb cunt. In fact i'm going to take your lesson to heart. Next time a woman says something I don't like, I'm gonna punch her square in the face.

>> No.8623731

>>8623513
Dude that idiot is the one trying to say its ok to bang a 13yr old. You wanna discuss logic on the way to prison?

>> No.8623736

>>8622954
By all means, argue with me. Argue about how ignoring the feeling that you are in danger is a good thing. Explain to me why anyone, woman or a man, should not react by getting away from or confronting the source of danger.

People should obviously use their common sense. Striking someone who has just made a sexually aggressive comment is probably less "appropriate" than just saying "No, I am not interested and never will be" and walking away. But it is certainly more appropriate than freezing up and doing nothing in the hopes that the person making those sexually aggressive comments will go away.

>> No.8623737 [DELETED] 

>>8623612
What we have actually learned in this thread
>Gross guys wanna bang 10 and 13 year old kids and anyone who objects will be called an overactive over emotional woman and lets just put the focus on that rather than the pedo's tryin ta pedo in this thread.

>> No.8623742 [DELETED] 

>>8623736
I'm pretty sure just clearly saying know IS what they mean by "calming down".

In who's world does "calm down" mean "stand completely still and do nothing"?

Not to mention your sense of danger is fucking retarded in the first place. I'm surprised you haven't broken your computer yet from smashing the monitor every time you see a post you don't like.

>> No.8623744 [DELETED] 

>>8623730
Oh look at you being so fucking edgy. I guess your confidence is pretty low hiding in moms basement but yay good ol 4chan is there for you to call anon's cunts and make yourself feel big! You go boyfriend! Such a manly man!

>> No.8623745

>>8623724
I'd expect that the woman in the wheelchair would have some sort of safety net in an environment with a lot of people. I am not proposing everyone fend for themselves.

>> No.8623748 [DELETED] 

>>8623745
Your response sounded like you were. Women, well, anyone shouldnt just go round hitting people-maybe stop the creeps from thinking its ok to creep in the first place.

>> No.8623750 [DELETED] 

>>8623737
Actually I think pedophilia AND unprovoked physical assault are wrong.

What stereotypical camp does that put me in in your head?

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>>8623612
Are you actually a sociopath or something? Everything just in this post seems to be made up or an over exaggeration of things said in this thread to manipulate women into sounding stupid. I'm really hoping you're an elaborate troll, I don't want to believe there are people out there who are as stupid and dangerous as you.

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>>8623730

>> No.8623761 [DELETED] 

>>8623742
Great argument tactic, reducing my statements to an obviously absurd level.

I'm glad you think something that evolved to keep us safe from both natural and unnatural dangers is "fucking retarded"

Saying "no" IS the easiest and most appropriate response, however removing yourself from the situation should always be on the table as well.

>> No.8623763

These threads always turn to shit so fast, I'm not sure why people bother. Always with the same stupid debate, every single time, week after week.

>> No.8623765 [DELETED] 

>>8623750
Why do you care what I think about you? Fucking chill anon. You were the one bitching about supposed women making up stories when most of the posts here were arguing pedophilia. Maybe pay attention and not act like a retard in future?

>> No.8623766 [DELETED] 

>>8623748
Creepers think it's okay to do what they're doing, because women tend to be too non-confrontative to tell them off. It's partially due to culturally upbringing where girls are told to act nice aka try to please everyone. They don't want to hurt the creeper's feelings, at least not directly. I don't think it's okay to start hitting people, but surely, there's a middle ground where women can be assertive without violence.

>> No.8623768

Can we PLEASE get back to creepy con stories and not this silly shit now please please please???

>> No.8623770 [DELETED] 

>>8623766
I agree, again tho thats not what I gathered from your original post, and funnily enough that falls into the rape culture retoric you disagree with.

>> No.8623772 [DELETED] 

>>8623768
It's too late, anon. This is the fate of these type of threads. All you can do is pray for this thread to be nuked and start a new one with stricter guidelines.

>> No.8623774 [DELETED] 

>>8623772
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Am I gonna have to start singing celine dions "my heart will go on" now?

>> No.8623776 [DELETED] 

>>8623687
Even though I have a dick, I would still rather be called a psycho cunt than be someone who has actual mental problems thinking that being a sexual predator is OK.

>> No.8623779

this thread is a mess.

>> No.8623784 [DELETED] 

>>8623770
I'm not the other anon. I do think that 'rape culture' exists though, or at least a culture where women being sexualized is normalized. And the reason I believe it exists is because I know I can utilized Sexuality to my advantage (like smaller scale Jnig, Yaya, etc.) I can't say relying on it is good in the long run though.

>> No.8623785 [DELETED] 

>>8623774
Please go away.
Whilst I hate what a trainwreck this thread is, I think I hate you more. You're obnoxious.

>> No.8623787 [DELETED] 

>>8623784

That's... not rape culture. That's a culture in which rape may be an unfortunate consequence, but rape culture is a culture where rape is encouraged (see: India where rape is often a punishment for women).

Let's not downplay the consequences of a hypersexualized culture, but let's also differentiate between a culture which definitely condemns rape, and cultures which uh, don't, and actually encourage it.

>> No.8623794 [DELETED] 

>>8623785
Of all the posters here i'm obnoxious. Why? For wanting this thread to stay on topic and not dissolve into stupidness? How about you go away if you dont like it :P

>> No.8623797 [DELETED] 

>>8623787
I was told the definition of rape culture is where its normalised or expected, not where its encouraged.

>> No.8623806 [DELETED] 

>>8623794

Well, you at least had a point until the end of that.

>>8623797
>I was told

Oh boy.

>> No.8623811 [DELETED] 

>>8623797

And rape is pretty much condemned in western culture. It's considered the worst crime up to the point that people have fairly emotional responses to it when it is portrayed in media. Popular media dramatizes rape (often muddling the issue even further) but in most cases, rape is portrayed as bad. Really bad.

The problem (speaking from an American POV) is that it conflicts with our hypersexualized culture. And that's where the problem starts.

>> No.8623814 [DELETED] 

>>8623784
While you are right about women being sexualised in many cultures, I dont think thats what rape culture means although it does play a part in it (like you cannot rape a woman who is dressed sexuality because she was asking for it or rape prostitutes because they are prostitutes, that seems to be what rape culture is referring to.)

>> No.8623822 [DELETED] 

>>8623731
While I don't agree with his want to bang 13 year olds I can still agree with him saying that sometimes people just need to chill the fuck out. If you chill out and after that you're still getting Danger Will Robinson messages then book it.

>> No.8623824 [DELETED] 

>>8623811
>And rape is pretty much condemned in western culture

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/04/07/man-who-sexually-abused-3-year-old-girl-didnt-intend-to-harm-his-victim-california-judge-rules/

>> No.8623825 [DELETED] 

>>8623744
LOL

You're seriously trying to insult my confidence and imply I must "feel tough" because i'm safe from my computer when you go around punching men in the face over extremely minor things because you know nobody will ever hit you back JUST because you're a woman and if they do hit back every single person in a 50 foot radius will instantly swarm the guy.

Women I swear. It's like you genuinely don't know how easy your lives are.

>> No.8623826 [DELETED] 

>>8623787
Hypersexualized culture goes hand in hand with rape culture though, since sexualized women often don't consent to it, no? Not that you can control what others think, but I don't know, kid me could have done without being molested. And although I'm pretty sure the boy who did it didn't condone rape, the pressure of a hypersexualized society still pushed for a curiosity that resulted in violation of consent. While there was no penetration and I don't consider it rape, in retrospection, I don't think it was okay for him to do that. Just calling it 'hypersexualized culture' doesn't have enough weight, in my opinion.

But then again, it's not really my area of expertise so I don't have much room to talk.

> sage

>> No.8623828 [DELETED] 

>>8623806
>Contributes nothing to the thread
>Decides to be snarky like they have
Ok matey.

>> No.8623830 [DELETED] 

r9k pls go

>> No.8623832 [DELETED] 

>>8623825
I haven't punched anyone in the face, nor would I ever. I'm too chicken shit. However I dont know how other people feel and as someone who was assulted but never fought back but went to the police who did jack shit because I didnt fight back so "it couldnt have been that bad" I cant blame someone for wanting to defend themselves.

But please keep continuing to call me a cunt and tell me how easy my life is. When you get assulted and have some smug anon condescend to you about how easy your life is based only on your sex you let me know how that feels.

>> No.8623838 [DELETED] 

>>8623832
THE GUY OPENED HIS MOUTH
AND MADE NOISE


How the fuck do you consider that "assault". How the fuck is punching someone in the face over that "fighting back"

Jesus christ you women will convince yourselves of literally anything to protect your own egos and not have to feel bad about anything that happens to a man.

>> No.8623839 [DELETED] 

>>8623822
It's true that there are a lot of situations where people /should/ calm down and think about the situation rationally, and a lot of people do end up thinking "it wasn't as bad as I thought it was" after something creepy happens, but a lot of the time when you're in the moment, there's not a lot of room for things other than confusion, fear, or anger.

Relevant story, some kid I barely knew in highschool made a really sexual comment to me and at the time I was just angry and embarrassed that he would say it to my face and got into a fight with him, but now looking back on it he was just making a pervy joke. Was it unsolicited? Yes. Did I feel comfortable? No. And I think that's how most people feel when something creepy happens to them; not about how to diffuse the situation, but on how scared or embarrassed they feel and how they could defend themselves in the short term.

>> No.8623843 [DELETED] 

>>8623825
Shoo shoo, /r9k/. Back to your board.

>> No.8623844 [DELETED] 

>>8623838
The man who attacked me didnt do so verbally, he was pulling my clothes off in the middle of a crowded mall and groping me after he started making sexual suggestive remarks at me. I guess we will have to agree to disagree But i guess me being upset about that is " protect your own egos and not have to feel bad about anything that happens to a man" for the record tho if this happened to a man I would feel as bad, sexual assult is disgusting no matter who its against.

>> No.8623846 [DELETED] 

>>8623824
>California
home to some of the most fucked up judges, culture, and laws you can find

PS. I live there. The only things keeping me there are family and the money my job is paying me

>> No.8623848 [DELETED] 

>>8623844
When the fuck did anyone say anything about you.
We're talking about this story
>>8622853
There's that ego again, making you think everything is always about you.

>> No.8623852 [DELETED] 

>>8623848
You responded to my comment which I was talking about my situation, so I think its fair to say I assumed you were referring to that. Thank you for your lack of apathy, you forgot to say I'm a cunt tho.

>> No.8623856 [DELETED] 

>>8623852
The comment chain was always about that first story.
It should be obvious that when I said the "he opened his mouth" post I was talking about that story, not yours. But I guess with that ego of yours you assume everything in the world revolves around you unless someone goes out of their way to explicitly say it's not.

>> No.8623859 [DELETED] 

>>8623825
>JUST because you're a woman and if they do hit back every single person in a 50 foot radius will instantly swarm the guy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bystander_effect

>> No.8623862 [DELETED] 

>>8623856
Not sure why you keep mentioning my ego when I just made an honest mistake and thought you were responding to what I had put. My apologies.

>> No.8623867 [DELETED] 

>>8623859
That's a cute article.
Now lets look at what happens in reality.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4akMaeZ0-k
Hell lets make a game out of it. See if you can correctly count the number of guys who swarm the first guy after he slaps a woman. I always lose track after the first 10.
And it's extra funny because in this case the guy actually was "fighting back". She slapped him first and he slapped back. It's the woman who resorted to violence just because the man said something she didn't like (just like the story in this thread that started this argument). But does anyone have an issue with her? No of course not. Women get special privileges and protection, because equality.

>> No.8623868 [DELETED] 

>>8623856
i guess now we know why you hate women so much, you are so fucking agressive they stay away from your ass and you got blue balls lol.

>> No.8623875 [DELETED] 

>>8623867
>Women get special privileges and protection, because equality.

yet bitches on about this post >>8623844
who says she was not helped when she was getting assulted. you clearly are thick as shit or deluded and hate women so much you like to believe they get special help above you. idiot.

>> No.8623876 [DELETED] 

>>8623868
>argue that you shouldn't physically assault someone because they say something you don't like
>somehow i'm the aggressive one

Welp what can I expect. Like I said there's just no getting through a womans ego. You spend your entire lives being told how special and strong and independent you are, while also being sheltered and protected from everything and it leads you to think you're always right no matter how stupid you actually are.

>> No.8623880 [DELETED] 

>>8623875
Man you suck at this game. You didn't even guess a number.

>> No.8623881 [DELETED] 

>>8623876
>argues that women get special treatment
>thinks hitting a man is bad but does not bat an eyelid to women getting sexually harassed and continues to call them slurs

cool story bro

>> No.8623884 [DELETED] 

>>8623876
Again I would disagree, after the attack I didnt go out for months. But if it makes you feel better then ok you can believe that.

>> No.8623885 [DELETED] 

>>8623881
Oh so you're just pissy I didn't roll out the sympathy buffet for that other girl and her mall story?

>> No.8623887 [DELETED] 

>but womyn don't special protection!

lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLwi8kQD1Fw

>> No.8623888 [DELETED] 

>>8623867
Female on male domestic abuse is a pretty severe issue; guys won't report it because they feel emasculated/embarrassed it happened, and will often tell themselves that what's happening to them isn't abuse.

That doesn't really mean it's okay to hit women, though, nor is it okay to walk up to anyone and make sexually aggressive comments to them - I think some judges would call her reaction to it reasonable because of fear of harm.

What's also not reasonable is coming to a cosplay and fashion board and huffing and puffing about how apparently all women are the same, because reasons. Go back to /r9k/ please.

>> No.8623892 [DELETED] 

>>8623876
LOL i'm not a woman, i'm just not a deluded asshole who feels the need to berate rape victims over the internet. man you have some strange activities.

>>8623885
lol no its just you are wrong and are too up your own ass to see it. you keep complaining that women get protected by strangers yet when a woman actually tells you what happened to her you lecturer her and show no sympathy. its dfficult to expect people to be sympathetic to your point when you act like an asshole to their lived experiences. you're a huge hypocrite.

>> No.8623897 [DELETED] 

>>8623888
exactly this.

>> No.8623899 [DELETED] 

>>8623884
I'm not even sure what you're on about any more. Are you the mall girl? Because in your case you actually should have punched the guy in his face if he was ripping your clothes off. What I'm talking about is the bitch from earlier in the thread who punched a guy JUST because he made a comment she didn't like. Was it a polite comment? No, I don't think it was. But that's no excuse to punch him. And then all the other bitches in the thread started applauding her for her "bravery" because she attacked a person who she knew would never fight back over something as harmless as words.

>> No.8623902 [DELETED] 

>>8623888
>>8623892
>>8623897
please see
>>8623887
I know it's 11 minutes long and that's a lot of time you could otherwise spend doing your favorite hobby of punching men in the face but if you watch it and actually try to think about it maybe you'll wake up from your fantasy world and realize just how easy women have it.
Although everything I know of women tells me you dont WANT to wake up from the fantasy world so I wont get my hopes up.

>> No.8623904 [DELETED] 

>>8623892
Um I was sexually assulted, it wasnt rape, but thank you nonetheless.

>>8623899
Yes thats me. I couldnt punch him because of how he held me and he was a lot stronger than me. I dont know why you are saying all that now you were quite happily calling me a fucking cunt with a huge ego earlier. I would not wish this on anyone and it does mess you up for life, Its really hard to make your case when you call all these women bitches, pretend that we dont get sexually assulted then try and hand wave it off because our reality doesnt match your little fantasy. You have no place talking about polite comments.

>> No.8623907 [DELETED] 

>>8623902
we are not the ones saying men do not get shit. you are the one adament that women get this imaginary protection and also are getting pissy that we are calling you up for being a hypocrite. neither of us have said we go around punching men or that we support that yet you keep ignoring the women in this thread who have talked about their experiences and keep pretending like women dont get raped. man you're pathetic, i cant imagine hating any group of people that much.

>> No.8623908 [DELETED] 

>>8623902
You just dismissed a reply which acknowledged what a serious problem female on male abuse is...

>> No.8623912 [DELETED] 

>>8623907
>you are the one adament that women get this imaginary protection
lol you're doing it right now retard. you're whats called a whiteknight, a man who rushes to the defense of women in any way he can any time he see's them in "trouble" because he believes nothing bad should ever happen to women while not giving a shit about other men (and instead usually trying to throw them under the bus in hopes that i'll make him look better so women will give him attention)
And I don't recall every saying rape doesn't happen. I'm just saying you're retarded if you can't see the way the government, law enforcement and general public almost all share the same whiteknight attitude as you.

>> No.8623916 [DELETED] 

>>8623908
ex-fucking-zactly. this guy is thicker than cow shit. maybe a troll? do not think trolls are that stupid though.

>> No.8623918 [DELETED] 

>>8623904
I called you a cunt because before telling your own story you were one of those bitches applauding the first girl for "fighting back" by punching him even though all he did was make a rude comment.
And I point out your ego because no matter how many times I explain otherwise you just keep assuming everything I say is about you and your story.

>> No.8623923 [DELETED] 

>>8623912
So far your replies have been
>appeal to probability
>anecdotal fallacy
>circular reasoning
>moralistic fallacy
Bruh relax. You've done nothing but sputter about how everyone here wants to punch dudes. I assure you we do not. However I will tell you this: if a complete stranger comes up to you and whispers nasty sexual innuendo to you, I believe it to be your god-given right to punch that fucker in the face regardless of their gender.

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>>8623912
i'm not rushing to her defense, i'm telling you why you are a hypocrite for the points you made using her posts. you're argument is that rape does not happen because you keep saying any time a woman is in danger stangers rush to her defence, if that was true rape would be much lower. even after she apologised you went on, you cant expect people to take your point seriously when you are flat out ignoring their's.

>> No.8623925 [DELETED] 

>>8623887
What are you even trying to prove with this video? That men think it's normal to attack women in public?

>5 in 92 men intervened
>14 in 100 women intervened

The only thing I learned from this video is that women are more upset at violence than men and are more likely to stand up against it, which is in no way a bad thing? If there was a second part showing that no one intervenes if a women is getting violent with a man then I would see what you're trying to say (>>8623867
doesn't prove anything, WWYD puts actors into normal situations while the slap video took place in what I'm assuming is a TV set with staff) but this video just makes a lot of people look terrible for not stepping in to try and stop a onesided fight.

>> No.8623926 [DELETED] 

>>8623908
Remember what I keep saying about words such a minor thing? I stand by that. Tons of people will say they believe a certain thing to make themselves look favorable in an argument even though in reality they couldn't care less and are maybe even doing the opposite of what they claim.

I see countless posts by women in threads like these that confirm that. You couldn't actually care less about men and readily admit it when you think you're only being watched by other women.

>> No.8623927 [DELETED] 

>>8623918
You explained once, I said why once, when I realised my mistake I apologised. I did not keep going on the maximum was twice. I dont think that warrants going on about my ego 4 times and calling me a cunt and a bitch tbh.

>> No.8623928 [DELETED] 

why do you idiots respond to the troll

look at the number of replies. look at the number of posters. do the math and stop feeding the troll.

>> No.8623935 [DELETED] 

>>8623926
So you think I actually don't care about men? Should I link you to my kinja account where I openly comment and argue with other women who think misandry is funny, and defend men, with my name attached?

I find this reasoning painfully counterproductive. If I'm lying, then I might as well assume you're lying too and just here to stir shit rather than actually trying to communicate with anyone. What's the point? You're just here to complain. Even if we agree with you, you think we're lying. What do you want to do?

>> No.8623936 [DELETED] 

>>8623923
>I assure you we do not
The whole reason this argument started was because some woman confirmed that she does do that though. And everyone else applauding her for it.

>> No.8623937 [DELETED] 

>>8623928
Nothing else going on, really.

>> No.8623938 [DELETED] 

>>8623926
LOL says the fucking idiot who does not care about men because he acts like a fucking retard and berates a poster who's post supports men because he hates women so much he'll say anything to get people on side. you really are a waste of perfectly good working organs.

>> No.8623941 [DELETED] 

>>8623936
Bruh. Bruh. It's cool. If someone gets all up on your dick I have your back. You can punch them.
>it won't ever happen lol

>> No.8623942 [DELETED] 

>>8623925
>If there was a second part showing that no one intervenes if a women is getting violent with a man then I would see what you're trying to say
Well then prepare to see, motherfucker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C03I7DK6tdQ

>> No.8623944 [DELETED] 

>>8623928
Maybe because we dont know if he's a troll? Its frightening how many men think like this. But I will take your advice and stop now.

>> No.8623947 [DELETED] 

>>8623941
lol course it will not, unless he rapes em. hes sounds the type.

>> No.8623948 [DELETED] 

>>8623936
>Everyone else applauding her
Her post has 5 replies.
2 are (who I am assuming) are you.
1 scolds her for responding with violence.
1 says they're glad she reported unwarranted sexual advances to someone of authority (something a lot of girls don't do and often express regret of not doing.)
1 person is glad.

It just sounds like you're afraid of being punched for being gross.

>> No.8623950

>>8623935
this guy posts in creeper, horror story, and feels threads that don't already have anons telling stories or giving advice that would contradict his thesis. fot example: he was absent in the thread where one anon asked us about the three questions his gf asked him, because everyone told that anon his gf was nuts and he should dump her. threads with stories like that don't fit this troll's cherry-picked narrative, so he stays out of them.

he would stay out of other threads, too, if everyone ignored him. the pattern is obvious, the claims remain the same, and he even references (often incorrectly) past threads. you know it's one guy stirring the same shit. just hide or report and move on.

>> No.8623952 [DELETED] 

>>8623935
>So you think I actually don't care about men?
You individually might, I suppose I can't prove otherwise. But these threads and society in genreal certainly don't

>> No.8623953 [DELETED] 

>>8623944
Yeah there are tons of redpill dudes all over the place, it's absurd. We get them here occasionally and they do stuff like this (because /cgl/ is the "girl board") and ANY sort of argument is met with OMG U DRANK THE KOOL AID! (As seen here.) I've got a pretty invested interest in combating misandry/anti-male sentiment and always try to give dudes the benefit of the doubt and talk to them with some patience and reasoning, but it's super rare that they actually want to discuss stuff. They usually just want to troll, or are in the mentality so deep that ANY woman talking to them is just some she-demon trying to fuck with their head.

>> No.8623954 [DELETED] 

>>8623944
his MO doesn't change. someone who cares more than me can look through archives of similar "debates" and i bet they would find many repeated statements with similar or identical wording.

a lot of guys might think like this but come on, for a board that cries samefag/selfpost multiple times per lolita thread you would think anons here would be better at calling out repeat offenders.

>> No.8623956 [DELETED] 

>>8623950
has he been around for long?

>> No.8623957 [DELETED] 

>>8623941
I suppose that's my problem. I actually do believe in simple things like fairness and equality. Somebody says mean things to me and I believe the only reasonable response is to say mean things back. Yet everyone here and pretty much in the world seems to believe you should always escalate things by instantly resorting to physical violence (except against women of course :^))

>> No.8623959 [DELETED] 

>>8623953
thats really fucking sad and this is the first time i have heard of them. do they not see they are hypocrites though? you cant go around complaining about women and how men have it rough while ignoring what women go through and worse being shitty to them AND throw men under the bus. both sexes get it rough those "redpill" dudes are only making it worse.

>> No.8623960 [DELETED] 

>>8623959
>both sexes get it rough
One just gets it 10 times rougher.

And part of that roughness is society at large completely ignoring the roughness and instead circlejerking nontstop about the imaginary roughness the other sex has.

>> No.8623962 [DELETED] 

>>8623957
dude seriously no one is falling for your schtick anymore, if you really believed that shit maybe practise what you preach and listen to others as you want them to listen to you. but i guess you are not listening on account on your blue balls and all.

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don't mind me, just posting reminders of the great seagull horror stories

>> No.8623966 [DELETED] 

>>8623960
you cannot complain about shit you do not go through. i believe in being sympathetic to everyone, pity you are too busy wallowing in your own bloated ego to see this.

>> No.8623967 [DELETED] 

>>8622330

Creeper identified.

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>> No.8623970 [DELETED] 

>>8623952
>>8623957
Alright, this will be my last response to you.

Stop thinking about this as a situation where "rude/mean things were said." Stop thinking about it as Guy vs Girl. Think about what happened, and pretend it was two guys, or even a girl doing the approaching to a guy.

Person A invades Person B's space and makes unwanted sexual advances, and then continues to stay in Person B's personal space. No matter the gender setup, this is unreasonable and sure to make nearly anyone uncomfortable or even scared. It would be unreasonable violence if Person A were permanently injured or scarred (or worse), but a simple physical reaction is, to me, completely reasonable - it shows an urgency to get that person away from you.

As I have said many times (and as you have ignored), if a woman gets all up on you and makes you feel sexually threatened, shove her. Punch her if you have to. I support this, because in a situation like that the reaction is completely valid.

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>>8623966
>i believe in being sympathetic to everyone
>you say after an entire thread of advocating punching guys in the face just because they say something you don't like

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>> No.8623975 [DELETED] 

>>8623971
nice lie there, i didnt say i support punching a guy in the face, already said this twice now. please stop you are really pathetic.

>> No.8623976 [DELETED] 

>>8623950
Was that the thread with the dude with the insane gf, and he feared for his life and had to move away with his family?

>> No.8623977 [DELETED] 

>>8623972
fucking yikes dude! you have my sympathy that looks super painful.

>> No.8623978 [DELETED] 

>>8623942
I do see your point here, but it also shows that men are part of the problem. Women are not oppressing men, society as a whole, regardless of gender, don't think violence against or between men is as big of a problem as it is. But at the same time, women in both cases are more likely to diffuse the situation. Women in both cases realize there is something wrong, even if it's a small percentage of all the women who could have done something, it was still the women who did the most both times. Men are the ones making it so that women have "special treatment" not women making that decision for themselves.

I don't believe in violence against anyone and in both situations I personally would have stepped in. Would you have stepped in on both cases, or would you let the man hit the women because she doesn't deserve "special treatment"?

>> No.8623981 [DELETED] 

>>8623978
I think we both know the answer to that anon, thanks for the intelligent post. Now maybe the troll will fuck off and we can have more con horror stories.

>> No.8623982 [DELETED] 

>>8623970
>Punch her if you have to. I support this
No shit you support this.

Because you know that even as you personally preach about equality and ignoring genders, you know that in reality if I were to ever punch a woman nobody else bother with that bullcrap and just instantly assume i'm the aggressor.
Because you just want me to get beaten up and probably arrested because I said things you don't like on the internet. Right in line with what i've been arguing this whole thread.

>> No.8623984

>>8623982
now look who's making it all about themselves. drama queen lol. i think you should go back to reddit, they are missing your stupidity back there.

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>>8623981
post em if you got em

>> No.8623989 [DELETED] 

>>8623978
>I personally would have stepped in
Oh please, get the fuck over yourself.

What I love about WWYD is how it exposes what liars everybody is. Yeah virtually everybody SAYS they'd totally step in and do the right thing if they saw something happening out in pubic, but when they're actually there almost everybody just walks by and does nothing.

>> No.8623990 [DELETED] 

>>8623982
Well given this is a con story thread you are a retard for arguing that here. You would probably get into an argument with a post box and beat up by one too you are that fucking stupid.

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>> No.8623994 [DELETED] 

>>8623986
unfortunatly i dont as i have only been to one con and the only wierd thing about that was my friends boyfriend pretending he was neo from the matrix and freaking me out. he was really convinced he was "the one" but the outfit he bought didnt even look like neo's it was grey and very tight and as he is almost 50 with grey hair and a pot belly he looked less like neo more like emo santa. he was wearing sunglassed indoors too and kept hitting into walls which was funny.

>> No.8623995 [DELETED] 

>>8623990
Sorry but I'm just not a violent person. Or stupid. I'll just never put myself in that kind of position to get beaten up and arrested.

If you want those things to happen to me so badly you'll just have to hope I become the victim of some random girls lie.

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>>8623763
This is exactly why I come to these threads.

>> No.8623997 [DELETED] 

>>8623989
Except I have stepped in before and I would do it again. I don't need to prove myself to you because I know what I am capable of and I can stand by what I believe in without regrets.

Have fun punching women, asshole.

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this one makes me so mad

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>> No.8624005 [DELETED] 

>>8623950
Hey I was in that thread and I remember those questions.

Ever consider maybe I just didn't see anything in that thread that I wanted to argue against?

>>8623997
Lol. I spend an entire thread trying to advocate not hitting people if you can avoid it and all the dumb whiteknights can see or hear is "duhhhh he say mean things about women dat means he hits dem and is a muhsoggynest"

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>> No.8624013 [DELETED] 

>>8623995
Oh you poor baby, too precious for this world. Shh Shh its ok shhh. Really ssshhhhhhhhhhhh.

>> No.8624021 [DELETED] 

>>8623999
tldr a creep keeps telling someone's mentally unstable younger brother to kill himself
please find a better version of this before posting it anywhere else, it's so long and not good resolution
and although it's a creeper story, it has nothing to do with any con

>> No.8624023 [DELETED] 

>>8623997
ignore the idiot, he was arguing against the bystander effect but now says it exists when it suits him (in his post against you) he cannot keep his story straight.

All these con stories make me terrified but also excited because they appear to be full of drama. con videos on youtube are full of WTF.

>> No.8624028 [DELETED] 

>>8624005
Stop fishing for sympathy because you got called out for being a redpill from reddit who kept posting stupid shit about how women are evil incarnate and calling everyone cunts. No one cares.

>> No.8624030 [DELETED] 

>>8624028
Why don't you just stop punching people

>> No.8624035 [DELETED] 

>>8624030
Do not have to, I never started punching people. How about you stop being shitty with the strawman arguments and railing against imaginary persecution because no one wants to touch your dick. Sucks to be you :(

>> No.8624041 [DELETED] 

>>8624030
why do you insist people who dislike you for your shitty comments go around punching people? oh wait its because you trying to milk the board for sympathy. ironic given how you spoke to the other people who were actually assulted here. hypocrite through and through.

>> No.8624045 [DELETED] 

anyway i'm out-if anyone has any con tips please post would love to check em out. night!

>> No.8624046 [DELETED] 

>>8624045
fuck off namefag nobody cares about you

>> No.8624050 [DELETED] 

>>8624035
Was surprised how long it took the 'LOL ur virgin" posts to show up

>> No.8624138

>>8621853
maybe not too bad, but this one happened at a really bad time

> went to con few years ago
> ftm crossplayer
> mom tags along because she was curious about cons
> as we are looking around artist alley I feel someone hugging me from behind
> have friend who does this often so don't panic immediately
> keeps hugging me tighter and tighter
> feel every inch of this person pressed against my back
> Is this really my friend?
> hear loud whispers in my ear
> "I'm so glad you're here I never thought I'd see you again I was looking all over for you now I got you" followed by more unintelligible rambling
> okay, this is DEFINITELY not my friend
> yank myself out of embrace and turn around
> it's some older guy I've never seen before
> has this obsessive glint in his eyes and a big creepy smile on his face
> keeps staring at me like this for an uncomfortably long time
> give him death glares
> want to curse him out but don't want to start shit in front of my mom
> after a while he fake-giggles like a japanese schoolgirl and runs off
> mom is mortified
> pretend it was just some harmless mentally challenged friend of mine
> pretty sure she wouldn't have let me go to cons anymore if she had known it was a complete stranger

>> No.8624153

>>8622393
Woah woah woah! Why are you ok with this?

For instance

be 15
>otakon 2012
>cosplaying as pic related
>sitting in the lobby area, chilling
>some greasy neck beard comes up to me
>"you are beautiful! "
>suddenly kisses me on the corner of my mouth
>walks away
>wat.jpg

Now how do you feel?

>> No.8624156 [DELETED] 

>>8624050
"you're a virgin" might as well be another part of godwin's law

>> No.8624197 [DELETED] 

>>8623824
Wow, your isolated case sure convinced me, those opinions are red hot.

Clearly that's how everybody thinks, and the moral outrage surrounding that story must just be some sort of fluke or something.

>> No.8624259 [DELETED] 

>>8622853

>I'll take "things that never happened" for 500$ Alex

>> No.8624669

Sitting at a table watching this convention security neckbeard holding his phone just above his crotch pacing the floor back and forth until I realized he was following female cosplayers from behind that wore skimpy outfits, basically their butts just out there.

*after watching him turn and smirk and repeat throughtout the day.... was thinking of reporting it, lol.

>> No.8624709

>>8624153
Double standards anon. If some neckbeard gropes my tits and I punch him in the face, people will say I did the right thing. If it were a girl, I'm overreacting because we're both female and it's supposedly one of these harmless 'silly girl things'.

People should just keep their hands off others. Whether you're the same gender or not shouldn't mean anything.

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>>8623545
>violence is always the answer

"Force, my friends, is violence ... the supreme authority from which all other authority is derived."

>> No.8624782 [DELETED] 

>>8623589

hopefully they kicked her out for assaulting the guy.

>> No.8624791 [DELETED] 

Met Adam H Wright at this years Katsucon. He somehow finds out i'm into BDSM, he pesters me about whether i'm hosting a BDSM play party or if I know any play parties being hosted. Asks me if i'm interested in doing anything with him I ignore him because he's way below my standards.

I get back home from Katsucon he finds me fetlife account, likes all my pictures and messages me about when i'll go to NYC to play with him. -_-

>> No.8624847 [DELETED] 

>>8624046
Nobody cares about your derailing reddit, please stop acting like a little bitch.

>>8623950

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>>8622367
>creepy is a feeling rather than a behaviour, then it's part of your mind, and you can change it
>what's creepy for you is probably not the same as what's creepy for others
Sweet by those rules I can now hit you with my car because other people have high pain tolerance. Remember pain is just a feeling

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>>8624879
>muh feelings are exactly the same as physical injury

I bet you genuinely believe you have PTSD over internet arguments

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>>8623667
>the reason why most men are grass eaters these days
>but if I can't act like an autist in public and have to learn basic social skills how will I ever be a carnivore?
fify now go graze the pasture beta male

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>>8624901
It's only injury if something breaks or cuts, and some people have strong bones and thick skin so maybe you should have drank more milk as a kid. Your fault not mine

>> No.8624968

>>8624709
that was my first kiss... some random girl at a convention who probably didn't realize i was 15 (she looked about 20)

>> No.8625000

>>8624766
>2015
>pretending you don't agree with Michael Ironside.

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>>8623571
>female
>virgin
>no one like
thats a funny joke

>> No.8625211

based janitor

sage for no contriboot, i posted what i have already

>> No.8625383

I may as well post this. I was a witness rather than a victim.

>DragonCon Rave
>Hanging out with friends dressed up as Joker Minions in Arkham Asylum type gear, one of whom is a woman dressed like a pirate-y Harley Quinn (Blouse with red and black bodice, Red and black pants, etc)
>Guy dressed up as Starlord starts dancing around us
>Dances close to each of the three of us guys, babbles something
>Think nothing of it, he's drunk
>He dances close to Harley
>He's talking in her ear
>She straightens up, puts her hand up, comes back into the center of the three of us guys
>"He told me I was beautiful and then tried to kiss me. He is really skeevy"
HIGHALERT Ensues
Stardouche is nowhere to be seen.
>We all go back to dancing because we are stupid and drunk
>She dances around us for a while longer, wanders off again.
>One of the Crew (we'll call him Johnny) was keeping an eye on her
>I see my friend Johnny stride across the ballroom with purpose
>See Stardouche approaching Harley
MAXIMUMRUSTLE.JPG
>Do my best to follow Johnny through the crowd
>When I reach them Johnny has Stardouche in a half-headlock and is presumably telling him to leave Harley alone in no uncertain terms.
> Harley gets behind me
>Johnny is talking a little too long to the guy
>Put my arm around his chest and gently pull him away from Stardouche.
>Stardouche stayed on the other side of the ballroom the rest of the time we were there.

Dude was not only drunk but high on something, nothing he said that I could hear made sense.

No psychological scarring to Harley thankfully. Maybe she was too drunk to really take it all in.

I have no doubt Johnny would have beaten the shit out of him if the verbal warning hadn't stuck.

>> No.8625502

>>8625211
No kidding. This thread's post count got cut in half.

>> No.8625816

Recently my group was eating lunch and some guy asked to take our picture. My friend laughed and said "yeah, if you don't mind a picture of us eating" and so he took a picture of us all cramming food in our faces and actually put it in his Facebook album.

That's not creepy so much as awkward. Like, let us chew and swallow and stand up, or wait 5 god damn minutes. Who needs a picture THAT bad, and why post it?

>> No.8625868

>>8625816
Did he tag you in the album?

>> No.8625911

>>8624968
geez im so sorry anon, that sounds bad in general, but for it to be a first kiss is really sad ;_; i dont like female creepers, it's like they feel they can get away with more because they're girls (usually harassing other girls) ill contribute my own story. nothing scarring but it was unnerving all the same
>late evening at con, around 7
>outside of con center, heading somewhere with friends, get asked for picture by girl
>sure, pose and she takes the picture
>'you're so hot, like seriously! i would take you into the bathroom and-'
>nope
>speedwalk away towards friends
>gets yelled at next day by girl who looks frighteningly similar (they both were crack-addict-esque thin with bad teeth) about how nice my ass is

people view girls harassing girls/guys as more harmless when it's just the same shit as when creepy dudes do it

>> No.8626590

>>8625911
Adding to the creepy girl trend, though i posted this a few weeks ago too. I could expand it out a bit though.

>i am a very tall, very broad-shouldered woman (a "well built farm girl" apparently) so I crossplayed a lot
>because i was a sad fujoshit at the time I picked a character that was in a lot of fan pairings
>once at the con, a group of people from the same series finds me and we slowly gain a crowd forming a small meetup
>because i'm actually pulling off being a (girly looking) dude alright, theres a bunch of pairing pics to take but mostly funny stuff
>i start to notice a girl lurking the edge though
>she's about as tall as me, and cosplaying from same series, though a character that's rarely paired with anyone
>as the meet winds down she comes over
>asks for some pictures
>agree, friend takes her camera and we start to pose
>snap a few normal pics
>she goes 'ok now for the sexy stuff"
>and SLAMS me into the wall
>like i can't emphasize this enough, she threw all her body weight at me and shoved me into a brick wall
>immediately grabs my face and starts trying to make out
>i'm trying to shove her off and friend has her by the back of her jacket and trying to drag her back
>as soon as we can we bolt off to find security cus that shits gross
>she chases after
>when security is found we explain situation
>her defense is that she thought i was just being in character because "its fun when there's struggle"
>security kicks her out
>around this point i realize how bad my elbows and back hurt from being slammed back
>yank down sleeve to check
>a good 3 inches on each elbow are skinned and bleeding and the corresponding area on cosplay are scraped and soaked with blood
>could have filed police report i guess but it would have taken more time out of con and I just wanted to have fun and forget at that point
>luckily that cosplay was black so stains didn't show, and bandages kinda went well with next day's costume

>> No.8626672 [DELETED] 

>>8623950
But I posted in that thread, I gave my answer to the 3 questions.
Save mom, Work if it's in my contract and Dinner if it's not, and I forget what the 3rd question was, probably some shit.

>> No.8626681 [DELETED] 

>>8623591
And careful to make sure the penis driven douchebag is actually a penis driven douchebag, rather than a biased view by someone who over-reacts.

>> No.8626682 [DELETED] 

>>8622938
You might feel threatened or in danger, to something that is not threatening and not dangerous. Acting on your feelings in that circumstance is counter-productive.

>> No.8626686 [DELETED] 

>>8623527
Feeling unsafe is not a pleasant feeling, and you should try to avoid feeling unsafe if possible.
If you are feeling unsafe in response to safe situations, then the worst case scenario changes - regardless of how other people feel, you're putting yourself through a lot of stress that you don't need to put yourself through.

>> No.8626689 [DELETED] 

>>8623731
>Appeal to Authority

>> No.8626777

> Wasn't in cosplay, but went to comiccon for first con ever last year
> Around 10pm and walking back towards the busstop with all my stuff
> Nervous so trying to stay with a group, but they dissperse I think I creeped them out
> Standing at the busstop which turns out wasn't coming/missed it
> Sitting on a bench and suddenly guy comes up
> Mind you, not in cosplay and he starts asking me about the con
> Begins to take pictures of me
> I'm too shy/nervous to say anything so I just laugh
> Asks me for my number to see me in cosplay
> wat.jpg, scoots out of there into a Tim Horton's

>> No.8626954

>>8626672
>>8626681
>>8626682
>>8626686
>>8626689
dude your posts were deleted, give up

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>>8626590
>"its fun when there's struggle"

>> No.8627037

>>8626590
was she a hamplanet as well?

>> No.8628490

>>8627037
Actually no, she was a little bigger than me but not really hamplanet level. There was still enough weight on her to really shove me back hard though. I mean, we're still talking about someone who was at least 5'8" and probably around a size 14/16. At the time I was around 5'10" and size 12/14.

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I roomed with Big Al at shuto a while back. Talking with this cute girl who also roomed with us. Halfway through this, Al just grabbed this girl and pulled her into the hallway. She looked freaked out. We could hear Al crying through the door. She wasn't saying anything. This was the girl Al had known for the least amount of time, as well as being the youngest in the room. (17, I think). After a couple minutes they came back in and she just immidiatley wanted to go to the rave. She looked kind of freaked out. She told me later that he had just hugged her really tightly and suddenly and sobbed into her shoulder about how he missed his ex. Keep in mind she's pretty short, not to mention young. Needless to say it just felt very creepy considering he and his ex had been broken up for a while, Pic related, its him.

>> No.8628527

>>8624153
pic?

>> No.8628529

>>8622393
You know that's exactly what sexual predators say too when they use date rape drugs, "why don't you smile, baby", catcall, and try too hard when hitting on people.

>> No.8628560

>>8622148
she apparently tried similar things at D*C the year before and again, got her pass refunded. shes doing it on purpose for attention and for free shit.

She wasnt wearing those shorts at the con and her tits where in a full coverage bra. she was breaking dress code but wanted to punish the con and such for telling her she cant be a special flower and wear whatever she wanted.

>> No.8628570

>>8623589
im so tired of people getting creeped on or harassed and dont report it to security or anything but later tell everyone how terrible the con is bc of what happened and how the con doesnt do anything to stop or prevent it.

how can the con do anything about it if you done report it?

>> No.8628785

>>8628570
Not wanting to cause a scene, or perhaps not realizing how creepy the behavior was at the time. But seriously report creepy people. Keep everyone else safe

>> No.8628837

Sometimes i dont know if i should be ashamed of liking when girls get creepy...

>> No.8628945

>>8628517
how old is this dude?

>> No.8629376

>at con, at my artist table selling my illustrations
>this guy starts looking at my stuff and goes all excited about my Sonic illustrations
>we begin talking about Sonic and I immediately notice he has something weird on in his head. like he has the mentality of a 12 year old in the body of a 30 year old
>he shows me his super thick bunch of drawings of Sonic OCs and says he ONLY draws Sonic OCs and claims to have been drawing since he was 10
>all his artwork looks like he was forever stuck in his 10 year old stage. really bad stuff but I am still nice and encourage him to keep on practicing
>he buys a print of mine and just before leaving he asks me to take a pic with me
>what
>"aren't you used to such things, being so talented?"
>omfg but why
>I shrug it off, ask a friend to take a pic of us with his phone
>he pulls his arm around me
>I still smile for the pic the best I can
>as I go back to my table, we say farewell
>but before he leaves he says "goodbye beautiful" and blows a kiss at me
>creeped to hell and back but never see him again thankfully

>> No.8629432

>>8629376
was it Chris-Chan?

>> No.8629438

>>8629376
hahaha weirdos like this give me life at cons. i was cosplaying ryuko from klk a while ago and some guy came up to me and said 'you look like the kind of person who would appreciate this' and handed me this klk print (obviously made by him) from a stack of literal hundreds if not thousands. he took a picture of me and then left. these people are so off the wall but mostly harmless, i like to think

>> No.8629534

>>8626590
Adding to creepy awful girl stories lol!
Sorry this isn't really con related... honestly the only way this is related to the thread is that she liked anime kinda, I guess? I just need to get this off my chest, and there's a trend here!!

>Last year in September
>Going to Uni, moving into a house with a bunch of randoms from the Uni facebook page because I only found out late that I was attending
>Move in
>3 girls and 1 guy, all seem really nice. One of the girls is really anime and nice and does photography, other does graphic design, other does nursing, dude does animation.
>Graphic design girl really nice, offering me drinks of tea and whatever while I'm moving in, chatty and friendly
>She decides we should all go out for drinks later as we live right next to a pub, to celebrate everyone moving in
>Ok
>We go out for drinks
>She wants to go on some booze tour of the town, everyone else is really tired but I'm up for it
>Graphic design girl and me go around and get drunk
>I am drunker than I thought, I can barely walk
>Throughout the whole evening she's been telling me her whole life story, so I shared info about me being bisexual and whatever
>She's insistent she's "cool" with it, because she's 10000000% straight but its Fine I'm bisexual
>Ok
>Get back home, I can hardly stand, I'm clutching the wall and giggling
>Really want to sleep
>She insists on watching some movie with me in her room
>I want to sleep
>Let's have a sleepover!
>Won't take no for an answer, so I give in and we go to her room
>In bed watching movie, I'm falling asleep
>She suddenly turns around and starts caressing me
>Uhhhh Ok, still kind of super out of it
>She grabs me suddenly and shoves her face against mine

God this is so long sorry, cont 1/2

>> No.8629536

>>8629534
>What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck!!!!
>Shove her off, "Wtf bitch?!"
>"Oh anon, you turned me bi :) "
>What the Fuck?
>She continues to try to make out with me, and climbs on top of me
>I'm not exactly small, I'm 5'4 and kinda chubby. But she is like a solid 5'7 and has like, 100lb on me
>She is crushing me and sticking her tongue down my throat and I'm still pretty fucking sloshed and I'm Absolutely freaking out
>After a while of her attempting to get her fingers up my ass I manage to wiggle out from underneath her
>Flee
>Go to a housemates room, freaking the fuck out, crying, they're half asleep so they shrug it off
>Go to my own room, lock the door, proceed to freak out and cry

And then in the next 6 months I try to get police involved, try to get the University involved, want her out of the fucking house, want to move out myself. She proceeded to wreck my shit whenever I was out, eat all my food, steal my stuff, leave passive aggressive notes for me, out right bully me when she saw me. I became really badly depressed and suicidal and had frequent panic attacks lmfao. The police and uni didn't do ANYTHING because she is a girl. and I ended up practically living in a friend's flat to just avoid abuse from her. It was really awful lol.
Anyway it's over now I guess, nothing was done, she went away thinking I was the evil one for not letting her rape me.

Sorry this has nothing to do with the thread, I just really wanted to vent!

I hate hate hate this shitty double standard so much lmfao. I'm so scared and wary of like, everyone now (I have a history filled with sexual abuse and shit lol). I'm super sour nothing was done about it.

>> No.8629543

>>8629536
>lol I was nearly raped lmfao

This is a really unattractive way of typing. It's obviously a horrible thing to happen to you and it could be a way of you dealing with it but it just reminds me of dumb people on Tumblr apparently being depressed but joking about it constantly.

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>>8622393
Uh, no. Sexual assault is not OK just because the victim is male. You ASK someone before doing that.

>> No.8629565

>see cute cosplayer
>follow her all day
>spill drink on her
>if she yells bitch and moan and throw a tantrum then whatever she a bitch anyways
>if she cries or hold back her tears then she is a perfect target
normies deserve this

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>>8623667
That's not a pick up line, that's verbal abuse. Femanon was right to smack him upside the head.

>> No.8629574

>>8622853
I would totally bang you if you know what I mean.

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>>8623724
She has the RIGHT to, if not the ABILITY to. Though if she has pepper spray or a taser, she has every right to use it to defend herself.

>> No.8629581

>>8629560
hello anon i'm op and i am a girl

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>>8623721
Can I hug you? I really want to hug you for giving that douche-nozzle what was coming to him.

>> No.8629587

>>8629581
Then let's modify that to "Sexual assault isn't okay just because the perpetrator is female" for accuracy.

>> No.8629595

>>8629581
Oh, sorry for the assumptions. Pic still related though.

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>>8629586
Dafuq are you saying? Politely asking someone for a picture and not being rich are grounds to be eye gouged, groin attacked, stabbed, arrested, and kicked half to death? OP is either a troll, or a psychopath.

>> No.8629604

>>8629587
At the time I didn't realize it was creepy so I didn't say anything. I just thought it was weird. Looking back it was very creepy behavior, and it was like 2pm so I doubt she was drunk (which still isn't an excuse to act like that)
>>8629600
come on I actually have autism and i could tell that was sarcasm

>> No.8629605

>>8629600
They're trolling, dear.

>> No.8629607

My sister and I are fraternal twins, we're both built the same, tall and skinny. She got into lolita the same time I got into cosplay, so we'd go to the same conventions and had overlapping friend groups.

A few years ago, we went to Katsu. I hadn't seen her all day, she was doing some frilly tea party shit and I was at panels, but we'd planned to meet up for dinner since she had our parents credit card for the con.

I get to the room and she's really shaken up and crying and saying she wants to leave. Just keeps saying she wants to leave or and over. Finally, she tells me that a guy has been following her around, groping her and shit. I asked her if she's told con security and she said yeah, but they didn't catch him doing anything so they couldn't do anything.

I'm pissed, at this point. My friends are bros and I'm sure they'd give me an alibi if I kick his ass and dump him in the river.

Sis is like, no, no, I've got a better idea.

This is how I find myself in her lolita dress and wig. I've got her stupid socks on, but have to wear her slippers because the shoes don't fit. So I go down to get food from one of the shops by the fountain while she's incognito in my kigu. Guy doesn't show up. I eat, we mill around, then go to artist's alley. It's crowded as fuck and she texts me that he just saw me from behind and did a 180.

I stay where I am and I can feel this fat fuck loom over me. I could hear his fat fuck breathing. Then he leans in and says my sis's name and asks where I've been, starts to talk some nasty ass shit. I feel the hem of the dress move and I'm like oh fuck. Gotta take one for the team. I widen my stance a little bit.

I'm not wearing anything underneath (she threw out that net thing under the dress after it touched my dick) and he gets a a fucking handful of hairy asshole and my nuts. Dude jumps back and is like what the fuck.

I turned around and was like, dude, no follow through? I shaved my legs for this.

Never seen a fat kid run that fast.

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>>8629605
Dear God do I hope so.

>> No.8629619

>>8629607
A++, would read again.

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>>8629607
>widen my stance
You, sir, are like the Larry Craig of badass con trolls. I tip my hat to you.

>> No.8629720

>>8628945
like 25? I dont even know what his motivation was for doing it. It just weirded most of us out. Can't imagine how she feels about it.

>> No.8629760

>>8629579
>if a woman says a man raped her then he did and he MUST be imprisoned! due process is just a tool of the patriarchy! wanting proof is misogyny!

dumblr pls

>> No.8629787

>>8624709
you should be aware that a neckbeard is fapping to this mental image.

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>>8629607

>> No.8629794

>at a cosplay rave of sorts
>with gf, bestie, lesbo and LS(lesbo sister).
>lesbo is getting really drunk; 2 bottles in her mouth at once drunk
>gf has disappeared with friends. Whatever I'll get drunk too
>bestie meanwhile getting hit on by another girl on phone
>lesbo (obessed with bestie) sees and steals phone
>demands a make out session for it back
>bestie gets mad and refuses and threatens to get me
>lesbo huffs and says at least a kiss
>bestie lock jaws and pretty much headbutts before taking phone and running
>lesbo texted other girl "fuck off she's mine" and stuff. To a friend
>gf meets up with me and some friends we're rooming with. She's sick so they take her back
>30 minutes later bestie and I go outside to get air
>lesbo and LS have followed
>cop is outside with his car and another guy but is watching our group
>lesbo has had 18 drinks by then and is being loud and sorts. Obviously cop is watching closer and sliding down his car towards us
>lesbo complaining loudly that all the girls had rejected her
>"oh well you'll have to do"
>grabs me by shirt and tries to grab my lip with her teeth

Cont.

>> No.8629798

I want to be a fantastic creeper.
What are some tips to really making everybody think that I am creeping really well? I don't want to have people getting angry at me for being offensive or anything.

Reading the thread has given me examples of how NOT to creep, because nobody likes these creeps.
Thanks in advance.

>> No.8629802

>>8629798
Just be unattractive. Everything you do will be "creepy" then.

But be sure not to accidentally be attractive instead. Then your actions will be "smooth" or "flirty" instead.

>> No.8629807

>>8629802
Will the unnattractiveness make it hard to creep in a good way? I imagine that it creates a hair trigger for potentially causing a bad creep experience for the other person.
Is finding a good medium of unattractiveness without being too unattractive all there really is to it? What's the best way to make upskirting every boy and girl I see enjoyable for all parties? (or is that too much for a creeper that only means well?)

>> No.8629828

>>8629543
Who cares about how they type. Anon you did great leaving there. Hope the creep gets in trouble in the future

>> No.8629835

>>8629794
>I'm still drunk but I push my hands out in front as a defense mechanism
>a hand shoots out in front of my face and I'm dropped back on the ground
>bestie has whole arm out and a hand in lesbo's chest to hold her
>LS pulls sis back and berates her for trying to force herself on me who is dating a supposed good friend
>lesbo merely looks at me "it's fine not like she's here" then glares at bestie like a threat "and she WONT find out about this"
>cop seems to have gotten closer, I tell LS to get her away or I'll get the cop to take her instead
>we separate and bestie and I stomp towards hotel
>tell gf as I'm throwing parts of cosplay off me towards bathroom. Wash face anyway despite narrowly avoiding being eaten alive
>gf seems pissed
>do not speak to lesbo again

Two weeks later she messaged bestie with a 'teehee sorry but I get silly when drunk' message that was shut down. Didn't try apologise to me and told me we were liars because she never recalled it happening so it didn't.

Ironic that she and my now ex gf are still friends despite my ex claiming how uncomfortable she is around lesbo. But apparently shit friends are better than a loving gf who was honest and could've cheated that night.

Oh and lesbo is so mad about it she slut shames me at cons in front of her hambeast clique. She doesn't even try be subtle about it.

>> No.8629861

>>8628517
That entire situation seems creepy. Just what the fuck.

>> No.8629874

>>8629794
>>8629835

Basic Bitch: The Post

>> No.8630026

>>8629607
God bless you Anon. I'm sure that fucker won't try that again any time soon.

>> No.8630303

>>8623591
This. I really fucking hate being labeled a creep, predator, or misogynist because other people can't control their peenies.

>> No.8630327

>>8629807
>>8629798
To be the most fantastic creeper ever go find a balcony that's at least 3 stories up with lots of cosplayers around to see you. Go to the edge, spreading your arms out wide, and yell "i love boobies." Then jump to the ground below.

>> No.8630385

>>8629607
Goddamnit anon my sides are in orbit. A+++ I hope that creeper learned his lesson and your sis is okay

>> No.8630498

>>8630327
I did this once and got invited to the /jp/ orgy.

It doesn't work.

>> No.8630562

>>8630498
Did you participate? How was it

>> No.8630572

>>8630562
Too many Youmus.

>> No.8630575
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>>8622853
>"I wish you were my pinkie toe so I could bang you on all the furniture"
I feel sorry for you anon, but that line is fucking great

>> No.8630592

>>8630572
Every year, man. I swear to god. "Youmus preferred" and "No Mokous" was the worst thing that was ever requested

>> No.8630681
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8630681

>>8629376
>>8629432
Seriously though, was it Chris?

>> No.8630886

>>8630681
of course not. not even the same nationality, I'm European

>> No.8630908

>>8690886
Two people of different nationalities can't be at the same con?

>> No.8630909

>>8630886
oops
>>8630908 goes here

>> No.8630932

>>8630908
he didn't speak English. and besides, they look nothing alike

>> No.8631140
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8631140

>>8629798
>>8629798
Here you go. If the girl just stares at you in disgust, always revert to the "pls respond" line.

Also, remember to not actually get fit. If your lines work, you're not a creeper but a "funny, charismatic, charming guy".

>> No.8631152

>>8631140
Oh, quick thing to note is that the "stage 3 Neurosyphilis, ayy gurl r u a beaver, r u a parking ticket" actually work most of the time. So you should stay away from those.

"21 letters in alphabet" and "ey gurl is ur father retarded" are 80/20. Bonus points if her father is actually mentally handicapped; it'll be instant failure.

Everything else is probably too sexual to work as a conversation starter/pick-up line, you just get awkward stares. Oddly enough, ayy bby u wan sum fuk works better than the rest of the sexual ones. Probably 30/70 chance of continuing the conversation and getting #s. At the very worst, you'll only be rejected. Godspeed, creeperman. If you want to reduce your chances of success, don't smile or laugh and say it with a straight face.

>> No.8631457

>>8630886
>Draws Sonic characters
>Doesn't expect attention from autists

i shiggy diggy

>> No.8631615

>>8626590
What series?

>> No.8633008

>>8631140
>I want to cover you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado

dude, what?

>> No.8633060

>>8633008
Do you not like avocados?

>> No.8633337

>>8631140
True story, my uncle met a girl at church and asked her if she had a quarter. When she asked why, he said "Because I promised my mom I'd call her when I found my future wife". They got married like a year later.


Granted they are divorced now, but I mean it worked.

>> No.8633340

>>8631615
Kingdom Hearts.

>> No.8633354
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8633354

>Random dude asks to take my picture, not even in cosplay, just weebish cute outfit
>Tell him sure, just let me freshen up first
>While in the bathroom, friend calls with family stuff, trying to consolidate her
>End up talking for over 30 minutes
>Figure the guy will be long gone by the time I get out
>Nope, he's still waiting outside the bathroom
>Let him take a picture
>He starts taking tons of pictures, moves to a low angle
>"Oh, how disappointing, why do girls have to wear shorts under their skirts?"
>Nope nope nope, tell him I need to go now
>He tries to convince me to go back to his room for more photos
>Say nothing and walk away

>> No.8637718

>>8633354
thats fucked up. its a possibility that he assumed you were an anime cosplay he didn't know about. Of course the "shorts under skirt" comment destroys that possibility.
Who the fuck waits outside a bathroom for 30 minutes?

>> No.8638357

>>8623532
>>>/pol/

This is minor league. Try the majors.

>> No.8638403
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8638403

i got hugged and embraced by this 40+ year old couple, both dressed as monkey d. luffy when i went to mcm london as misty

i mean it was sweet but weird af

>> No.8638429

>>8625911

>Ohayocon... 08 I think?
>see my younger cousin, who is cosplaying Riza Hawkeye
>run into girl a bit younger than me from ye olde anime club in high school
>"oh my god Anon I didn't know she was your cousin!"
>Yeah, she is
>"She's so cute"
>I guess so?
>"I totally want to molest her"
Please go away from my entire family.

>> No.8638439

>>8628517
That's just unsettling. Like, impending suicide unsettling.

>> No.8638496

>>8629600
It's actually a third option, called "comedy." It was a satire. If you were actually trolled by the outrageous post about attempted murder you need to cool your jets.

>> No.8638507
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8638507

>>8629607
Toppest kek

>> No.8638702

>>8638439
He's still alive and has morphed into some sort of weird neckbeard. I'm wondering what you mean by impending suicide?

>> No.8638710

>>8638702
It's just a really strange way to act. It doesn't sound like he was just vanilla creeping on her, he was becoming overly emotional to a person he barely knew, over something that had not happened recently. It's erratic behavior.

>> No.8638785

>>8638710
Oh, that sounds similar to what I thought. I initially thought maybe he was trying to force some emotional bond with her?

>> No.8638958
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8638958

Not really creep but funny awkward guys. I've only been to small conventions but my regular is a tiny 100 person con in UK.

Guy 1
>be me, lolita
>with friend and boyfriend
>DDR in games room
>guy gets hype to see us playing
>'I have a full collection of the games! I'll go home and get them!'
>Uhhhhh cool
>we go for food during, walk past him with a stack of games.
>he asks us where we're going
>just for food, brb
>we go back and we sit down to play a board game
>he states at us the entire time we're playing.
>we go to play DDR
>he walks away
>wtf

Guy 2
>another guy playing DDR
>I go over
>"Hey! You wanna play 2P?"
>stares me dead in the face
>selects 1P

>> No.8638964

>>8638958
Want to clarify we didn't speak to guy 1, he assumed we were friends but we were trying to check out the con and he just stared at us for like 45 mins.

>> No.8638984

>>8629579
100,000,000 sharks killed every year to protect humans?

1,000,000,000 sharks killed from 2005 to today?

This boggles my mind. How many fucking sharks exist? They must have an absolutely massive breeding pool if we have been able to kill 100 million annually for years without seeing a dent in fishery numbers.

>> No.8638989

>>8638984
That does sound kind of fishy.

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8638998

>>8629600

>> No.8639039

>>8638984
No where near that amount are actually killed by shark culling, seems like they just took the number of sharks killed by direct or indirect human influence. Still thats a lot of fucking sharks

>> No.8639044

>>8638958
I like to imagine he picked "Max 300" while staring you in the face.

>> No.8639168

>>8638958
Which state did he you with? Alabama?

>> No.8639235

>>8629798
walk around in a trench coat and a titan suit underneath. Randomly go up to people and flash them.

>> No.8639421

>>8638403
Oh hey, I remember you, if I'd known you were a seagull I'd have said hi.
Yeah, I got some random hugs that mcm too, which was unexpected given that I was in cosplay as a small hairy man that had been living rough for a couple of years. That's usually the sort of person people avoid, not run up to and hug.

>> No.8639464

>>8629567
>if someone is verbally abusing you, it's completely okay to hit them

what the fuck? no seriously, what the fuck? what is wrong with you? who raised you? jesus christ

>> No.8639543

>>8639464
this anon is right
no need to overreact to some dudes crappy line, the rejection alone should be enough to cripple him.

>> No.8639550

>>8639464
>if you're in a situation where you feel intimidated and threatened, it's okay to do what you need to do in order to get the threat away from you
ftfy

>> No.8639807

>>8639550
>Being intimidated by shitty pickup lines
Life must be sooo hard

>> No.8639938

>>8639550
To do what you need to do, sure, but in that situation, that would be "tell him to go away" or just "walk away" or even "call him a fuck tackler" or "call security".

This might surprise you, but there are many solutions before resorting to physical violence. I mean, we learned that in, what, kindergarten?

>> No.8639973 [DELETED] 

>>8639550
I hope you end up in jail or shot with that kind of attitude.

>> No.8640031
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8640031

>be 14
>dress up as Taiga Aisaka from Toradora, badly I might add
>a guy, definitely in his early 20's comes up to me and my friend
>he has around 15 buttons featuring the character I was cosplaying and a t-shirt
>tries to start a conversation whilst attempting to touch my arm, face, stomach and wig
>we leave and decide to avoid him for the rest of he con
>the second day of the con we bump into him again
>guy basically confesses his undying love for me, holding a dakimakura of Taiga with his arm and a ring in the other
>later kneels in front of me and proposes with said ring
>we run away to the nearest toilet and call my mum because we are dumb and scared
>go to con security
>they are unable to find him, he's probably already gone

>> No.8640172

No mention of Spooner? Wow

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8640771

>>8639421

Who were you? I got a lot of pictures taken, sadly never saw any on the FB group.

I'm thinking about going as a Misty/Quiet combo in Oct

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i need a ganguro girlfriend are there any ganguro communities in new york city?

>> No.8642667 [DELETED] 

>>8639807
>>8639938
>>8639973
>thinking that was a pickup line, even a shitty one

Yikes.

Well, clearly none of you have been sexually assaulted in public. You're all very lucky and I hope you never have to experience it, but it happens and it fucking sucks to say the least.

>> No.8642680

>>8640031
why are you going to cons at 14 without parent supervision? its your fault if anything bad happens to you and frankly you deserve it

>> No.8642690

>>8629607
you're my hero anon

>> No.8642977 [DELETED] 

>>8642667
Clearly this wasn't sexual assault...

>> No.8642981

>>8639044
Yup. Sometimes you just gotta play hard stuff so you aren't bored, and it'd be rude to force other people to play it too.

>> No.8642988 [DELETED] 

>>8640031
If that person was attractive I bet you wouldn't have done that.

>> No.8643865

>>8625911
Not con-related, but my (lesbian) SIL who I'm not remotely close to keeps telling me in great detail about her vibrators and how I should totally try one even after I've told her multiple times I'm not interested and this subject is making me uncomfortable. For some reason the people I confide in think this is just friendly girl talk rather than sexual harassment. If some dude kept badgering an uninterested acquaintance about how great it feels to fuck a fleshlight everyone would agree that he's being a fucking creep, right?

>> No.8643871 [DELETED] 

>>8626777
>8 days
>holy trips go unchecked

>> No.8644093 [DELETED] 

>>8643865

Prude

>> No.8644100 [DELETED] 

>>8642977
Clearly the point is that a guy who is willing to get up in a stranger's personal space and say sexually provocative stuff in their ear and then REMAIN in their personal space is the type to make a girl feel like she's about to get groped.

Hitting people isn't a good first response! But you know what's also a really bad idea? All of the shit he did. Protip, dudes: don't whisper creepy weird sexual shit into the ears of girls you don't know.

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>>8629607
Glorious

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8644103

>>8622853
>"I wish you were my pinkie toe so I could bang you on all the furniture"
lmao

Fuck you for not being able to take a joke

>> No.8644365 [DELETED] 

>>8644100
Clearly still not sexual assault...

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8644497

>>8640771
Kenny from the Walking Dead adventure games, season 2, we didn't speak and I'm very small, so you probably didn't notice me.

I really can't imagine anyone wanting to hug me looking like this.

>> No.8644544
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8644544

Slightly con based because I can't get away from her since we go to the same local con every year.

>used to be friends with pack of older weebs
>few years ago I wised up and ditched them
>we're mostly at the 'say hello at con then never speak again' stage
>one specific, and still weeby, ex-friend from group just won't let me go

>Kitty-chan is bisexual, I'm the only lesbian she knows
>has exploited this for years to attempt to flirt/grope/make out with me
>is now married to dude she once had a restraining order against
>contacts me out of the blue one year after local con

>doesn't say hello or how are you
>immediately launches into massive paragraph plea
>wants to know if I know any bi/les girls that she can have a sexual relationship with
>especially if they don't mind her husband watching or getting involved
>heavily hints the entire time that she wants it to be me

>gets defensive when I tell her off that I ain't her fuckbuddy or some pimp with girls on speed dial
>spams me with messages claiming it's not all about sex
>and she's emotionally upset because their last girl cheated on them with other ex-friend weeb couple
>can't be assed to block her because it'll start shit and get personal when we went to local con

>got lucky enough not to see her at con
>months go by
>out of the blue get another message from her yesterday
>is wondering why I changed my FB name and why she can't add me
>ignore message
>just know she's only messaging me because she wants something

>still can't block her because we share friends and blocking her would cause a huge shitstorm

I just know one day I'll make the mistake of running into her and getting lured back to her hotel room and end up in some kind of BDSM nightmare.

>> No.8644792

>>8644544
Hold up. Do you live in Florida?

>> No.8644888

>>8644544
you're from the tampa bay area, aren't you?

>> No.8644929

>>8644792
>>8644888
A few states up, actually. I'm a little unnerved that there's someone out there like Kitty-chan though..

>> No.8645017

I have two.
5 years ago
>first con ever, 13 years old
>cosplaying austria from hetalia with my friend who was cosplaying france
>never been exposed to the hetalia fandom outside of the internet
>walk inside to register
>IMMEDIATELY get glomped by a Prussia cosplayer who wraps their legs around me
>my mom is standing right behind me
>shrug it off because 13 year old me liked the pairing
Later
>me and my friend decide to sit by each other in the courtyard
>suddenly hear a loud cry of "FRANSUUU"
>skinny greasy girl comes up and hugs my sitting friend
>but wait theres more.jpg
>five other people come up to hug my friend, stretching out over me to do it
>more and more people come out, apparently there was a hetalia photoshoot nearby and there weren't any other france cosplayers
>pretty soon it's turned into a fucking dogpile
>i am still seated next to my friend, being jostled and flipped around by fat fujos while my much stronger friend also struggles
>as everyone moves my kneecaps are forced into the ground
>SEARING FUCKING PAIN as my kneecaps are moved at least 2 inches from where they are supposed to be
>can barely walk at all the next day and spend most of it sitting in the hotel with friend

>> No.8645030

The second was just last weekend at AWA.
>cosplaying Kido from kagepro with bf who is Shintaro
>it's a dying fandom so we figure nothing weird will happen
>walking around artist alley
>suddenly ayano (character my bf's character is shipped with) appears
>wraps scarf around his neck and pulls him way too close to her
>starts awkwardly attempting some flirty RP like "shintaro-kun did you miss me?~"
>boyfriend is too meek and startled to do anything except for awkwardly look away since he's never cosplayed before
Not too creepy, but we were both very second-hand embarrassed and my jimmies were rustled

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>>8644544
>make the mistake of running into her and getting lured back to her hotel room and end up in some kind of BDSM nightmare

I'm sorry, but you reminded me of this.

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>>8645034
I cannot unsee what I've just read.

>> No.8645345

>>8645034
Holy shit I am horrified and turned on.

>> No.8645455 [DELETED] 

>>8643865
Are you a virgin?

>> No.8645482 [DELETED] 

I got a question for yall /cgl/

I'm finally able to go to the FBM in Germany again. I'm a fairly normal dude, I just enjoy hanging out with cosplayers even though it's been a while. If I go up to some cosplayers and introduce myself, how hard would it probably be for me to just hang out with them for the day/the duration of the con? Not fat, not a neckbeard, good hygiene etc. Thoughts?

>> No.8645483

>>8622853
>"I wish you were my pinkie toe so I could bang you on all the furniture"
Heh that one's in a collage of /fit/ pickup lines. My favorite though is
>Girl are you a beaver? Cuz dam.

>> No.8645484

>>8623999
I want to read this one, but it's for ants.

>> No.8645485 [DELETED] 

>>8645482
Try taking a gun and shooting yourself.

>> No.8645503

>>8622853
Maybe he was proud /fit/izen of making a joke?

>> No.8645505

>>8645503
Then he DEFINITELY deserved to get punched.

>> No.8645508 [DELETED] 

>>8645482

No. Just, no.

Most congoers (including cosplayers) don't just show up to a con and do nothing. They always have plans -- friends to meet, merch to hunt down, panels/events to run/participate in/see, and even the ones ghosting the cons are focused on getting photographs of their cosplays taken. They're not going to have much time or patience to deal with a complete stranger following them around the whole day (and if you're blocking the photographer from taking a photograph of them, be prepared to face their annoyance).

So at most you can find someone bored enough to chat with you for a couple of hours, but they'll eventually have to leave to do something else, and it's going to look really pathetic if you try to cling to them.

Even when it's a teenage girl doing this clinging to strangers shit, it's already annoying enough that some congoers have complained about ending up with a duckling following them around. When a grownass man decides to do it? The cringe factor goes up tenfold, and you're setting yourself up to be next year's creeper story.

>> No.8645518

>>8645505
Is no love for /fit/

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>>8644497

I like it. I think I remember seeing you there, I definitely noticed the ginger behind you. Are you going this month? I'm thinking about Quiet

>> No.8645648

>>8629607
Even if this is made up I still want to believe its real. This is too great.

>> No.8645652

>>8639168
Texas ;(

>> No.8649935

>>8629835
why refer to her as "lesbo" though? It just gives you less credibility. I get that you're gay too my inner-editor just can't help but think there was a more effective way to tell that story. sage cause irrelevant.

>> No.8649935,1 [INTERNAL] 

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