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hnnn... nnnnnggggh...

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PLOP! TTTHRRRPRPRPPHPHPRRRRRRBRBRRRRRRRFFFFFTTTTT!!!

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uhh.. Yaagh! jesus... ngggh...

NGGUUHH!! FRRFRRRRRPPPHHTTTTT... hngh... PLOP! SPLASH!

hhh.... hhh....

hhhuuuuhhh... fuck....

ugh...

*flush*

>> No.8893186

It's over Kate.. please stop trying

>> No.8893200

>>8893186
I'm not this kate

>> No.8893202

Holy Frick, my lolita reaction folder just got corrupted while trying to reply to this wtf.

>> No.8893203

>>8893200
shut up Kate

>> No.8893204

>>8893203
not my name you nigger

>> No.8893205

>>8893204
Whatever Kate

>> No.8893206

>>8893205
that's an ugly name desu at least come up with something better

like Antoinette or something

>> No.8893208

>>8893176
Is this PT?

>> No.8893209

>>8893206
Aw come on Kate what's wrong with it?

>> No.8893210

>>8893209
sounds like a generic fat ugly white girl name

>> No.8893212

>>8893210
that's why it's so appropriate ~

>> No.8893216

>>8893212
>housewife-chan
>white

kek

>> No.8893222
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8893222

>>8893210
>mfw my manager at work is a generic fat ugly white girl named Kate

>> No.8893224

>>8893222
see? I told you

>> No.8893225

>>8893224
nobody asked you Kate

>> No.8893226
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8893226

>>8893225
since you're even more autistic than I am and don't seem to be leaving what would you like to talk about senpai?

>> No.8893230

>>8893226
About how much you should probably choke on a dick because better dead than thise level of autistic.

>> No.8893231

>>8893230
I already choke on dick daily senpai

I gotchu

>> No.8893245

>>8893231
Ur such a whore Kate

>> No.8893247

What are the mods even doing

>> No.8893249

>>8893247
They're too busy policing the feels thread.

>> No.8893259
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8893259

>>8893245
gotta please my husband

>>8893247
sucking dick

>> No.8893264

>>8893259
Your husband, sure whatever you say

>> No.8893266
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8893266

>>8893264
do u not know who I am anon?

~*resident shitposter housewife-chan reporting in desu ;3*~

>> No.8893270

how has housewife chan not been regionally banned yet??

>> No.8893273
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8893273

>>8893270
l2 proxy anon

>> No.8893276

>>8893273
No. They can ban an entire radius. So she wouldn't be able to use several different IP's.

>> No.8893281

>>8893276
I'm housewife chan you retard

>not using foreign proxies

it's like you can't even into shitposting 101

>> No.8893283

>>8893276
also, they've done range bans several times

so it's not for a lack of effort on the mods part

>> No.8893289

>>8893281
Well now they'll know because this will get put in the archives.

Also I'm the girl that wanted to be your friend but then you posted CP and well... that says enough about you.

>> No.8893292

>>8893289
>cp
I never posted that though, anon

>wanted to be my friend
no one has said that to me here

mods prob already know I use foreign proxies too

>> No.8893296
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8893296

>>8893289
kek did you really think this is cp? anon it's a bald dad leaning over and kissing his baby or something

>> No.8893298

>>8893292
>>8893296
oh topkek
I only saw a screen shot of all the threads

>> No.8893303

>>8893298
>>8893296
I looked for it in the archives cause I was gonna post it on the farm but I couldn't find it and then assumed it was CP because they'd have to not upload it to the archive.

>> No.8893305

>>8893303
they're not "eight" chan tier\

4chan thought I was spam for trying to talk about that site... kekkles

>> No.8893306
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8893306

>>8893298
yeah anon I don't even have pizza

I do however have optical illusions and other useless trash

>>8893303
it's not cp senpai fucking chill

>> No.8893307

>>8893306
>yeah anon I don't even have pizza
wut

Also you fucking chill I'm the same person replying to you. Damn. you can use proxies but you can't keep count of how many posters in a thread vs replies. LOL.

>> No.8893310

>>8893307
I don't have cheese pizza, how is that not clear from what we were talking about

>can't keep track of who I'm replying to
anon shh you're reaching for insults and looking silly

it's okay, breathe in and out

>> No.8893313

>>8893310
>it's okay, breathe in and out
That doesn't work.

I'm not trying to insult you. Are you always this uptight?

Sorry you don't have pizza. it's better that way, I hear that stuff makes you fat.

Good night housewife chan. I have to go to bed soon because my boyfriend is too and I like to sleep next to him. My boyfriend doesn't leave me ever.

>> No.8893316

>>8893307
>>yeah anon I don't even have pizza
>wut
if you can't figure it out from context alone, consider lurking more.

>> No.8893320

>>8893313
>my boyfriend doesn't leave me ever

do I need to like call a domestic abuse hotline for you

>are you always this uptight
I'm just having fun with you a-anon

>> No.8893321

>>8893316
does it have something to do with Kate?

>>8893320
>I'm just having fun with you a-anon
you're getting better at shitposting.

And no. I thought you'd be pissy because it seems like your husband leaves you for long amounts of time

>> No.8893322

Oh. One of you isn't housewife chan. Poster count went up.

>> No.8893323
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8893323

>>8893322

>> No.8893326
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8893326

>>8893323
i really wish it wasn't so late damn
this thread better not get delete before I get to my bed

>> No.8893327

>>8893322
i don't usually post to cancer threads, but when i do, it's to chide Anonymous for being such a baka

>> No.8893328

>>8893321
>does it have to do with Kate
anon you are so fucking new it hurts me

and why would I be pissy he leaves for work? lonely yeah but he's home this month so it's not like I'm going to throw a fit

>> No.8893329

>>8893327
Go back to lurking

>> No.8893330

>>8893328
>girlyhoot
I'm not new to 4chan just lolita

>> No.8893333

>>8893330
if you weren't new to 4chan you'd know what me saying I don't have pizza means desu

>> No.8893336
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8893336

>>8893333
CH-CHECK EM

>> No.8893337
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8893337

>>8893329
>telling me to lurk

>>8893330
>dragging a random famewhore into the conversation

anon pls

>> No.8893341

>>8893333
>what me saying
Uhhhh

>> No.8893343

>>8893341
what are you even trying to imply anon?

>> No.8893344

>>8893337
No, that's who Kate is....

>> No.8893347

>>8893343
I forgot about your poor linguistics.

>> No.8893348
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8893348

>>8893341
>>8893344
is English your first language?

are you perhaps autistic? or drunk?

>> No.8893349

>>8893343
Why you so slow at replying? Are you using a tor broswer?

>> No.8893351

>>8893344
how is it relevant to the thread?

>>8893347
English isn't my first language but anon I don't know what the fuck you're trying to imply. it looked okay to me

>> No.8893352

>>8893351
Lol.

>>8893348
Shut up imposter

>> No.8893353

>>8893349
>so slow

sorry I'm not sitting here constantly refreshing the page for you every five seconds senpai

>> No.8893355
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8893355

>>8893352
>lol
>no real reply

anon is something wrong? you wanna talk about it?

>imposter
>on an anonymous image board

what in the fuck sort of bath salts are you on

>> No.8893357

>>8893351
your construction is valid, but academic/"proper" dialects prefer to use the possessive with a gerund. http://www.getitwriteonline.com/archive/022205posscasegerunds.htm

still, a lot of native speakers use non-possessive forms, enough that pages like above are created to "correct" them. i personally think possessives with a gerund sound contrived

>> No.8893360

>>8893355
Nah, too many people in the thread to be able to tell which is housewife chan

>> No.8893362

>>8893357
so basically anon is being a nitpicking faggot? I think my English is pretty good all things considered

>>8893360
u r literally retarded

>> No.8893363

>>8893352
i feel like both you and cancerchan have different mental issues that make open communication very difficult 2bh

>> No.8893364

>>8893353
Why the fuck not, we can't talk any other way

>> No.8893367

>>8893362
>u r literally retarded
You know I saw this "u r" shit in another thread recently and man, it sure isn't making you look bright.

>> No.8893370

>>8893363
No. I'm fine. She's just whack and doesn't read my tone properly because she doest know how to.

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8893373

>>8893364
holy shit is this just for my attention

here I thought you wanted to shitpost not actually talk with me

>>8893363
wot u think my mental issues are ;33

>>8893367
I don't really mind if I don't look bright to anonymous strangers on the Internet enough that I'm willing to let that happen in order to be lazy and use letters for words

>>8893370
tsundere as fuck

>> No.8893375

Btw housewife chan, the fact that I can post more and get banned less and have little work to do when browsing this site says I'm a way better shitposter than you.
You ran out of bait, sweetie. Now you're just cheating.

I still get replies and no one has a name for me ;)

>> No.8893378

>>8893375
clearly we have different goals in our shitposting careers

>> No.8893379

>>8893373
>not actually talk with me
This is your problem

>> No.8893381

>>8893379
what is my problem? not realizing you're tsundere as fuck and are just doing this for my attention? I do now

>> No.8893382

>>8893378
Lol what is your goal
You have goals?
Be more interesting

>> No.8893384

>>8893381
>tsundere
You're too much of a weeb to be friends with probably

>> No.8893386

>>8893382
I'm not here for your entertainment anon, I'm here for mine and a friends


>>8893384
where do you think we are?

>> No.8893388

Mfw this is getting more replies than regular threads

>> No.8893389

>>8893386
I'm the only person on who cares right now.

I can't believe your friends get entertainment out of you posting online. Mine would think that was boring. They're right, it is. That's why I only do it on my commute.

>> No.8893390

>>8893388
because I am a master baiter : ^ )

>> No.8893393

>>8893389
me and my friend are of the same opinion it's funny to see a board known for being fucking scum get shat on

>> No.8893394

>>8893390
Hey she's back to the sex jokes! She's gonna be the next Margret Cho!

>> No.8893395

>>8893388
yeah. i try to chat in regular threads but the people i respond to vanish quickly. not everyone is despersate for anonymous communication ig

>> No.8893396

>>8893393
You're not doing anything though. People have always been trolling and shitposting on here. I'm one of them.
I derailed the comm thread about the absinthe meet.

>> No.8893398

>>8893394
it's kind of flattering having someone keep tabs on me like you do

>> No.8893400

>>8893393
Post pics of your friend with her face blocked and a timestamp or you're a liar

>> No.8893402

>>8893396
yeah but me and my friend get a laugh out of it, so what's the problem if ~everyone~ does it?

>>8893400
I'm not retarded enough to do that

>> No.8893403

>>8893398
Post your tits

>> No.8893405

>>8893396
the difference is that cancerchan combines shitposting with tripfaggotry, without actually using a trip. extra attention whorey.

>> No.8893406

>>8893402
Post tits

>> No.8893409

>>8893403
I have a husband anon, stop your crush on me

>>8893405
it's impressive I can be so distinctly known for my shitposte without tripfagging I think

>> No.8893411

>>8893405
I used to go by the name CUNT when I was a frequent on /tv/

>> No.8893413

>>8893411
fitting

>> No.8893414

>>8893409
>stop your crush on me
I'm a girl it doesn't count I can prove it if you want

>> No.8893416

>>8893413
Yeah, someone brought me up in a nostalgia thread once, it was pretty cool

>> No.8893417

>>8893414
but I don't love you, anon

why would I show you my tits? only one person has seen them and I intend to keep it that way

I don't understand girls who show those things to people they don't love

>> No.8893418

>>8893417
You're boring. Rub your clit or something.

>> No.8893419

>>8893418
that's lewd, and why would I do that when I can use my husbands face as a rocking chair instead?

>> No.8893420

>>8893419
I bet you lay there like a dead fish sometimes and he thinks about fucking your friend everytime he closes his eyes.

>> No.8893421

>>8893420
nah anon, he's taught me all sorts of fun lewd things since I didn't know any before him

it's kinda cool that he got to teach someone all the ways he likes things and now that's the entirety of someone's sexual knowledge

>> No.8893423

>>8893421
Oh, your fetish is boring.
Whatever.
Have fun with your friend weeb.

>> No.8893425

>>8893423
that's not my fetish

my fetish is having him spit in my mouth or stuff related to that

I got him to accumulate his spit in a glass and then drank it once, was fucking 10/10

>> No.8893431

>>8893425
Nah, now you're just trying to be outrageous

>> No.8893433

>>8893431
Good try tho

>> No.8893434

>>8893431
I'm not

it's my fetish, anon

I can't talk about it too more because it's beginning to be lewd

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>>8893434
How's this for lewd

>> No.8893443

>>8893441
ur gross

>> No.8893451

>>8893443
That was the point

>> No.8893452

>>8893451
well I mean congratulations on succeeding I don't have any other comment on it tho

>> No.8893455

>>8893452
Just wanted to be lewd

>> No.8893457

>>8893455
anon /soc/ has a ton of threads for that

>> No.8893462

>>8893457
No, to you, dummy

>> No.8893467

>>8893462
but why tho

I don't get it

I mean, you're free to post whatever because I do the same but I don't get the reasoning behind it

>> No.8893534 [DELETED] 

is housewife-chan mixedrace-chan?