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/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

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since mods seem to be off sucking massive donkey dick and I am in a charitable mood

i thought I would make a thread commemorating me

/cgl/s favorite ~-_.:;shitposter;:._-~ 〜(ゝ。∂)(*^^)o∀*∀o(^^*)

pls ask any questions about how great I am

be thankful I'm not using my time to shit up a ton of threads and I am focusing my cancer superpowers on this and the feels thread

>> No.9217032

Why are you not as annoying as all the dumb idiots who respond to your bait and are obsessed with finding out inane details about your life
Am I growing immune to you or are posters here just dumb as hell

>> No.9217033

>>9217032
one

I am not creepy enough to care about anonymous strangers on the level that they do

two

you are seeing my true mission and my true nature

>> No.9217034
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>> No.9217039

>>9217034
wow rude I'll have you know I think of gulls as my friends on /cgl/

but you?

you and stalker-chan are on my shit list

pls go fornicate with a sand paper covered crowbar

>> No.9217040

>>9217029
Do you like TWD?

>> No.9217045

>>9217040
5/10

I don't often watch TV but from what I have seen its okay

I like horror but not American horror of slasher blood and guts

>> No.9217061

How 2 get rich husband?

>> No.9217062

>>9217061
step one

fall in love with a guy to a level where you can't possibly love anyone else

step two

find out he has money

step three

wait for him to confess his feelings to you

step four

let him cherish your juicy cherry

step five

end up with rich husband

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>>9217062
>cherish your juicy cherry

kek

>> No.9217064

How are you?

>> No.9217068

>>9217063
thank

>>9217064
am pretty good

husband is home

sitting next to me eating a pumpkin cookie and getting crumbs on the sofa and it is mildly triggering my autism

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>>9217062
>let him cherish your juicy cherry
you just became my favourite shitposter

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9217074

Do you have any advice for how I can kill myself? I'm too squimish for guns, I think.

>> No.9217075

>>9217070
thank you for your support

I will continue to do my best in my shitposting escapades

>> No.9217082

>>9217074
choking on dick seems like a fun way to go

pls don't actually kys tho

that's just a meme

>> No.9217085

big fan

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>>9217085
I mean

why wouldn't you be?

>> No.9217091

SHOW YOUR FEET

>> No.9217092

>>9217082
Not her but
>Implying I'd be depressed if I had a dick to choke on

>> No.9217093

>>9217091
I'm good thanks

>>9217092
you will find the one penis that you like the best anon

I'm a complete autist and I did

you can too

go out there and get that dick and let him wreck you

>> No.9217102

how thin is too thin?

>> No.9217103
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i can't make friends because i have an inherently bad personality and fling spaghetti everywhere

what do

>> No.9217105

>>9217093
>you can too
No one ever talks with me. I don't see how I'm going to find someone.

>> No.9217109

>>9217102
when your bfs penis is thicker than your ankle there might be a problem

jokes aside it depends on the person

i am 167 and 45.5 kg

I think it's pretty good for me


>>9217103
limit what you say to a few catch phrases to come off as cool and distant but always be there to support

then when they find the dorky inside they think of you as more relatable and it makes them warm up to you

>>9217105
I ran into my husband at a cafe by chance

start going to cafes

>> No.9217111

>>9217109
48.5* pls excuse me I am retarded

>> No.9217113

Favorite brand?

How big is your wardrobe?

What is your favorite piece?

>> No.9217115

>>9217109
I'm old. I'm already 24. I don't even know what to do if someone hit on me. I'm a trainwreck.

Have fun with your husbands for us both, you lucky bitch.

>> No.9217117

>>9217109
ah okay cool

i'm 160 cm and like 38.6 kg so i definitely need to gain some

i'm recovering from sickness and looking dead isn't kawaii

>> No.9217118

>>9217113
AP

it's big enough where I can wear a different dress for three months before I have to start again

favorite piece

mint baked sweets parade has a special place in my heart

>>9217115
some people like older women

>tfw I'm 23 and someone a year older than me says they are old

man I still feel like I'm 16 on the inside

it's when I met my husband and I just kind of stopped getting older

why didn't you stop?

>>9217117
gaining weight is hard

I dunno about you but I'm an insanely picky eater

don't like sweets

don't like a lot of meat

good luck getting healthy!

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>>9217118
I should also say I have a red AP cardigan I wear the absolute fuck out of

it's not a main piece but I've probably worn it more than any other piece

I have a bad habit of shoehorning red into sweets themed prints because I like red/brown/pink together

>> No.9217121

what's your job and how much do you make

>> No.9217123

>>9217062
>let him cherish your juicy cherry

I wasn't here for it, but then I was

>> No.9217124

>>9217121
sucking my husbands penis and occasionally vacuuming the floor

in turn unlimited burando falls from the skies into my wardrobe

>> No.9217125

>>9217124
i'm a lesbian

shame

>> No.9217128

>>9217125
find a girl who will love you and want to spoil you then

>> No.9217129

>>9217125

Surely there are sugar mommies too? Rumor mill said some e-famous lolita had one.

>>9217120

I feel you on overworn pieces. I wear the same shoes with every coord (no guess as to what substyle I am, heh).

You seem like a sweet lolita kind of person.

Are you into otome at all? I know you seem pretty into menhera too - have you started dressing in that style yet?

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>>9217062
>let him cherish your juicy cherry
You know what, you're all right, you silly bitch.

>> No.9217135

>>9217129
I like the medical aspect of it but I don't like the other aspects of it so I don't wear it

I occasionally will wear uchuu

I like the look of what /cgl/ calls larme and people tell me I would look good In it but I don't like wearing stuff that feels "sexy"

I've always felt most comfortable in sweet Lolita so I rarely deviate

>>9217132
〜(ゝ。∂)

>> No.9217139

>>9217093
Now also my favorite shitposter.

>> No.9217147

Are you girlyhoot?

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>>9217139
I'm receiving such support

>>9217147
no

I'm batman

>> No.9217155

>>9217109
I'm 160cm and 50kg (whale alert, sorry.) I'd really like to get down to 43kg though. Any advice?

(Eat right and exercise, I know)

>> No.9217157

>>9217155
I do ballet

dancing is the funniest way of exercise I think

drink only coffee, water, or green tea

think you are hungry? no you aren't look at that arm flab

drink a glass of water and deal with it

constantly tap your foot or shake your leg

I mean CONSTANTLY

>> No.9217158

>>9217155
If you know, why are you asking?

eat less, it's not hard

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9217168

I'm fucking dying anons. This is what happens you feed trolls, they become candidates to overthrow PT. This is all your fault.

>> No.9217174

>>9217168
rude

>> No.9217175

>>9217168
i just don't mind her fampai. we have a lot in common and it's fun to shoot the shit with another bitter sweet lolita.

>> No.9217176

How big is your husbands penis?

>> No.9217179

>>9217175
>using my shitposting buzzword

I'm honored

>>9217176
I've never told him to whip it out and measure it

but sometimes when it's been a while and he's been traveling for work and he comes back n goes to stick it in me it hurts

I don't tell him tho

so I guess above average

I've only ever seen his in person so I don't have a reference point

but he's a pretty tall dude with big hands n feets so

ya know

>> No.9217184

>>9217179
>but sometimes when it's been a while and he's been traveling for work and he comes back n goes to stick it in me it hurts
>I don't tell him tho

I'm pretty sure you should tell him if it hurts when he's fucking you. That doesn't seem like the kind of thing to gloss over.

>> No.9217188

>>9217184
but if I tell him he would stop fkn me

he's weirdly protective about me and pain

why would I want that

>> No.9217190

>>9217188
Foreplay and/or lube

>> No.9217194

>>9217190
I wrote out this long post and then deleted it because I realized I was going in depth describing my lady parts to strangers on the Internet

>> No.9217213

How are you so skilled in shitposting?

>> No.9217216

>>9217213
it's my superpower

>> No.9217217

>>9217213
In all honesty I doubt it's so much skill as gulls falling over themselves to reply and prove themselves "best at /cgl/" or something.

>>9217194
Guess you got some issues then?

>> No.9217221

>>9217217
no i just didn't want the lesbians of /cgl/ drooling

basically extended periods without getting some fk = tighter lady bits which = more pain upon returning fk