/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

[Anonymous No.9387987]

be my girlfriend please respond

[Anonymous No.9387990]

This is the kind of high quality content I visit this board for.

[Anonymous No.9388012]

>>9387987

R u a bot from the thread about female CGL's being equivalent to male robots?

I also am looking for a qt CGL grill.

[Anonymous No.9388018]

>>9388012
>>9387987
She will be whatever you want her to be.

[Anonymous No.9388024]

>>9388018
I would help this cutie lose weight

[Anonymous No.9388025]

>>9387987
>being a boy
You lost me there. I only want to be a cute girl's girlfriend

[Anonymous No.9388027]

>>9388012
i also came from this thread?
So... are here any GF's?

[Anonymous No.9388032]

>>9387987
I could be your girlfriend (male).

[Anonymous No.9388033]

>>9388027

None yet, tho we did spot a large whale >>9388018 off to starboard several nautical miles back. We'll keep a close watch out tho, as these water are a known gathering area for the rare grills to congregate.

[Anonymous No.9388034]

None of us want to be your gfs.
Get out, nerds. We have standards.

[Anonymous No.9388037]

>>9388034

s-shucks

[Anonymous No.9388038]

>>9387990
Male anon looking for qt314 even traps are fine. I don't wanna die alone

[Anonymous No.9388040]

>>9388037
just ignore """her""""""" anon. its probably a roastie anyways.

[Anonymous No.9388042]

ROBOTS GET OUT

[Anonymous No.9388045]

>>9388042

What's a robot? I'm j-just role playing.

[Anonymous No.9388046]

>>9388034
whatever those standards are i meet them

[Anonymous No.9388048]

>>9388034
>>9388018

WHALES SPOTTED, MAN (triggurd) THE HARPOONS

[Anonymous No.9388051]

>>9388048
AY AY CAPTAIN. SHES OFF THE PORT BOW SIR!!!

[Anonymous No.9388052]

I'm here looking for a gf too just so ya ladies know

[Anonymous No.9388053]

>>9388012
>>9388027
>>9388033
>>9388048
>>9388051
i didnt come from that board faggots im posting on my own from my own free will

[Anonymous No.9388056]

>>9388032

[Anonymous No.9388057]

>>9388052
>dat frog tho
I shiggy diggy

[Anonymous No.9388060]

>>9388032
you are pretty damn cute desu

from California by any chance?

[Anonymous No.9388062]

>>9388053
>im posting on my own from my own free will
OH oh. So you posted on your own free will how desperate you were to feel an actual vagina. That is quite sad.

[Anonymous No.9388063]

Unless you're fembot I won't even look at you.

[Anonymous No.9388064]

>>9388062
vag feels nasty I'm just lonely. also not that guy you mentioned.

[Anonymous No.9388067]

>>9388062

not that bot, but i'm mostly just desperate to be loved and to feel the touch of another human bean

[Anonymous No.9388069]

>call anyone disagreeing a whale roastie
>"i...i don't know why i'm still single"
Kek

[Anonymous No.9388070]

>>9388062
bitch all i want is a cosplay gf who could teach me how to make some outfits but if anything i came to this board too hope for the best and if not ill just settle for less

[Anonymous No.9388071]

Why are we all being retarded and replying to obvious bait though

[Anonymous No.9388074]

It's no wonder none of you have a girlfriend. We do not need any of your no gf meme whinefest here, you're not kawaii.
Now shoo

[Anonymous No.9388075]

>>9388071
We know it's bait. We just play along or at least I do so because I'm bored and I find it kinda funny

[Anonymous No.9388076]

>>9388069
Im pretty sure the being single part predates the hating women and laughing at ugly vaginas part

[Anonymous No.9388078]

Pls gib me gf

[Anonymous No.9388080]

>>9388069
>guy comes into cgl where about half of the girls are lesbians
>other half are hikis or have bfs
>"why don't these roastie whale no-life cunt bitches want my dick?!"

[Anonymous No.9388081]

>>9388060
No, Germany.
(I did live in the US for a while, but even then that was in New England.)

[Anonymous No.9388084]

>>9388078
Only if you're the shibe and instead of being your gf I can just pet you and feed you treats

[Anonymous No.9388085]

>>9388081
into LDR by any chance? ;-;

[Anonymous No.9388087]

>>9388080
Why are seagulls so gay?
Heh,anywau girl's love is pure so i'll roll with it

[Anonymous No.9388088]

>>9388081
>>9388085

Well shit boys, we may have done some good in this cruel universe yet

> figures that zero genetic roasties were of any actual help in this too

[Anonymous No.9388090]

>>9388085
As long as you're cute.

[Anonymous No.9388091]

>>9388087
I don't know but I posted that and I'm a lesbian. You're right I guess? Most of us are very gay.

[Anonymous No.9388093]

>>9388091

Why do you think there is a greater proportion of gay women into CGL vs gen pop? I don't see the connection.

[Anonymous No.9388096]

>>9387987
I will be your GF for thousands of dollars of burando money a month.

[Anonymous No.9388099]

>>9388091
Same. Lesbian here. It's just that girls are really cute and soft. I like frilly dresses and girls in frilly dresses are even better

[Anonymous No.9388100]

>>9388084
Sadly no, but you can you can still pet me and feed me treats.

[Anonymous No.9388101]

>>9388064
Not my problem.
>>9388067
Not my problem
>>9388070
Not my problem.

[Anonymous No.9388103]

>>9388096
can i pay you in monopoly money

[Anonymous No.9388106]

>>9388101

2/10, would return to Arby's for being too roasted

[Anonymous No.9388110]

>>9388099
this
another gay gull here
girls are comfy and cute and I love being around them

[Anonymous No.9388111]

>>9388099
My heart skips a beat when I see girls. They're just so beautiful. I love seeing skinny dykes in ouji, they're my ultimate weakness desu.

[Anonymous No.9388112]

Is this board like in my homosexual chinese cartoons?

[Anonymous No.9388113]

>>9388103
Leave poorfag.

[Anonymous No.9388115]

>>9388070
Why not watch tutorials and learn how to make costumes yourself? Then go to a convention and see if you meet any nice girls?

I swear you robots just want a gf handed to you on a silver platter.

[Anonymous No.9388116]

GIVE ME A GF RIGHT NOW
I WONT ASK AGAIN

[Anonymous No.9388117]

Well boys, this expedition was not particularly fruitful.

I guess it's time to pack it up and just go back to r9k now, where we'll rot until we die alone. Haha!

[Anonymous No.9388118]

>>9388115
i dont know where to find a convention to go to tho

[Anonymous No.9388119]

>>9388117
t. roastie shill

[Anonymous No.9388122]

>>9388116

is this a ylyl bread? because i lost

this is now a ylyl thread

[Anonymous No.9388124]

>>9388118
Google.com

[Anonymous No.9388125]

>>9388110
Just thinking about holding hands or kissing with a girl/woman makes me feel little butterflies in my stomach.

[Anonymous No.9388128]

>>9388034
i been a seagull for ages and if i know anything, it's that gulls have low standards.

>"/cgl/, my bf can't manage his money and I keep having to pay his bills. I might have to sell my brand if he doesn't stop playing video games and get a job. What do?"
>"/cgl/, my bf's hygeine is so bad his hair is rotting. I can't get him to take a shower. What do?"
>"/cgl/, my bf cheated on me with a mutual friend at the last con we went to. He does this every con. What do?"
>"/cgl/, I'm working out and losing weight! I'm close to fitting my dream dress and I'm so happy. But my bf keeps making fun of me. He's almost as overweight as I used to be, and doesn't want to exercise with me. He mocks me in front of his friends and says I have an eating disorder. He also keeps buying lots of junk food and takeout and then complains when I don't eat it, blaming me for when it goes bad. I really love him but it kind of feels like he's trying to sabatoge my weight loss. What do?"
>"/cgl/, my bf insists on coming to meets because he says he's bored at home, but all he does is mutter under his breath the whole time, complaining about the food or weather, and he gets aggressively argumentative if anyone else's bf or husband comes to the meet. I think my comm has started having meets and not inviting me, which makes me really sad. What do?"
>"/cgl/, my bf says I can't wear lolita outside because it embarrasses him. He keeps telling me to sell my wardrobe to save money for our future family (I don't even want kids!). What do?"
>"/cgl/, my bf came on my Iron Gate without telling me, and then tried to remove the stain with bleach. This is the fifth time he's done this to one of my dresses and I'm kind of tired of him jacking off everywhere. What do?"
>"/cgl/, my bf makes me do all the work for our couple cosplays, and I also pay for our travel to cons and the food we eat there, but he takes all the credit for making everything and I'm worried he'll get mad if I object. What do?"

[Anonymous No.9388130]

>>9388119

no its me, cato posting goy

there is just no hope in this world, y even tri

[Anonymous No.9388134]

>>9388128

But by my calculashunz, this thread has been very unsuccessful. Wat gives?

How do I get a qt (str8) CGL gullfriend?

[Anonymous No.9388135]

>>9388122
I made you laugh. You're my gf now
Now wheres my tendies?

[Anonymous No.9388137]

>>9388125
pls I get flustered just thinking about it

>whew it's getting rly gay in here

[Anonymous No.9388138]

>>9388135

b-b-ut I'm a goy

[Anonymous No.9388139]

While these threads are mostly bait I find them somewhat...interesting for some reason.

[Anonymous No.9388141]

>>9388138
you have to find a gf and give her to me then

[Anonymous No.9388142]

>>9388093
if you are gay, you are innately different from normal society. this makes you more likely to participate in fringe hobbies and groups.

also this is 4chan and everyone is a faggot, even the women.

[Anonymous No.9388143]

>>9388134
I'm not straight but is this your cat

[Dogbot No.9388145]

why does no one love us robots?

[Anonymous No.9388146]

>>9388142

> also this is 4chan and everyone is a faggot, even the women.

gud point

[Anonymous No.9388147]

>>9388137
Adding to the gay but the simple thought of a woman lovingly petting my head,my back,... makes me shiver in pleasure and embarassment. I-I just love womens they're so beautiful

[Anonymous No.9388148]

I'm attractive and muscular, but I never had a girlfriend because I'm a NEET that barely leaves the house.

i.e. I have no money or social status to offer women, therefor I'm worthless to them.

If I was a female under the same circumstances I could EASILY get a husband though, even if I was an ugly female. I have a very high sex drive so being a virgin with no gf bothers me a lot, it has severely affected my mental health.

I hate women for a lot of legitimate reasons too, they destroy civilization when they are given too much leeway.

[Anonymous No.9388150]

I was told this is the thread of the /r9k/cgl/ ship of love. I hope I'm not late for the party. I'm an innocent bot, so please, be gentle with me senpai. I'm willing to cosplay as anything for my future waifu. I believe this is an offer many can't refuse. Please, respond.

[Anonymous No.9388152]

>>9388145
because you don't love yourselves, baka

[Anonymous No.9388154]

>>9388147
>Kissing girls
>Playing with their soft hair
>SMELLING THEIR SWEET PERFUME
I-I'm going to explode from the gay, anon. I love girls too much

[Anonymous No.9388155]

>>9388143

Not this is a meme, starecat, who i originally thot looked like the sort of cat who should be named Chester.

This is my starecat. There are many pics of starecat, but this one is mine. It is my autism. Without me, my starecat image folder is nothing. Without my starecat folder, I am nothing.

[Dogbot No.9388157]

>>9388152
we dont need to love ourselves we want love from others

[Anonymous No.9388161]

>>9388012
>female CGL's being equivalent to male robots
Please don't insult us this way

[Anonymous No.9388162]

>>9388148
Leave us gulls alone, bait anon

[Anonymous No.9388164]

>>9388161
yeah, at least robots are pure

[Anonymous No.9388165]

>>9388112
ask /u/, our Winterball double date

[Anonymous No.9388167]

>>9388152

> nobody loves me

thats bc you don't love yourself

> Well, do you love me?

No

> Then I am unlovable

[Anonymous No.9388168]

>>9388155
I guess I'm not oldfag enough, I've never seen him before. He's a qt though, I love fat cats.

[Anonymous No.9388170]

Very well.
If seagulls don't want to be our gfs we must capture them and force them into being our girlfriends until they like it.

[Anonymous No.9388172]

>>9388170
this is why you dont have a gf

[Anonymous No.9388173]

I just want a gf

[Anonymous No.9388174]

I love you guys quality posting right here

[Anonymous No.9388175]

>>9388148
I'm not unattractive, thought not muscular at all. I do have enough money and the prospect on earning well after university.

But I don't meet women unless I'm at a con. And since I'm >>9388032, no straight woman is interested in me then. Some lesbians talk to me, but those aren't interested in a relationship since (1) I don't look like that everyday and (2) I'm still a man.

So money doesn't fix it.

[Anonymous No.9388177]

Where is the best place to meet gulls and actually have the opportunity to ask them out?

[Anonymous No.9388178]

>>9388177
>where would the best place to meet cosplayers be

[Anonymous No.9388179]

I usually grimace at the sight of these threads but I must say this one is funny and I'm having a giggle.
I'll admit it this time, bots.

[Anonymous No.9388180]

>>9388106
Not my problem if you are going to eat your depression away you fat fuck.

[Anonymous No.9388181]

>>9388168
on /b there are occasionally some pretty gud threads of starecat shoops. I have 40ish saved but have seen the threads have hit the image cap before

i also enjoy thicc kitties

[Anonymous No.9388182]

>>9388177
at the beach
make sure to bring lots breadcrumbs

[Anonymous No.9388183]

>>9388181
Especially giggling because of catposter.
Cats are my weakness.

[Anonymous No.9388185]

/pol/ here. Any jewish girls want to be my gf?

[Anonymous No.9388188]

>>9388182
And salt! Don't forget the delicious sea salt

[Anonymous No.9388189]

>>9388180

i am 5'11" 150 lbs, my major insecurity is not being bulky enough

y u hef to try and be so hurtful tho, anon-san?

[Anonymous No.9388190]

>>9388185
I thought you guys hated jews?
Or anyone not aryan for that matter

[Anonymous No.9388191]

>>9388183

ITS WORKING! THE CAT MEMES ARE WORKING!

INCREASE POWER LVLS!

[Anonymous No.9388192]

>>9388170
>gulls liking men

[Anonymous No.9388193]

>>9388162
It isn't bait.

Why do people say my true feelings are bait?

[Anonymous No.9388194]

>>9388181
i wish /cgl/ had half the reaction-image culture /b/ has

props to that one anon who makes lolita versions of things like in pic related. shit's cash

[Anonymous No.9388196]

>>9388189
Bf material located, I like them lanky.