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Last one got deleted, do try to keep conversations civil

>> No.9678613
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I told my crush about lolita today,was super nervous about her thinking it's weird or be embarassed if i wear it out but she actually loved it,said i wore it beautifully and asked me to wear it if we hang out one day.
Also friend who's friend with her as well said she praised me last day.
On top of it all
>tfw taobao order has more freebies than usual and i can finish my special coord in time for the meeting
I couldn't be happier.

>> No.9678614 [DELETED] 

>package hasn't moved in a week
>event is this saturday
>friend has finished her cosplay and we're doing a duo
>will have to let her down if it doesn't arrive
t-there's hope right?

>> No.9678619

>go to bf's room
>open the door
>he was browsing /r9k/
>screamed that I should have knocked first
I don't know how to react now.

>> No.9678623

>>9678619
Are you sure it actually was r9k? Pepes are a thing in most boardd

>> No.9678627

>>9678613
That's great! I hope you have fun together when you meet up. Did you think about when you're going to confess to her?

>> No.9678628

>>9678623
Yes, he was at the top of the page and I read "/r9k/ - ROBOT9001" in it. He quickly went to his home page, google, and then got angry.

>> No.9678634

>>9678619
It could be worse, he could be browsing wizardchan. I'm sorry for you,though.

>>9678627
Thanks anon! I don't know, I'm very shy and have trouble expressing feelings so i'll try to ask friend if she sees any sign.
If she actually has feelings for me,i'll maybe try and do the first step? My heart is racing just to think about it

>> No.9678654

>>9678628
Well speaking as someone who occasionally lurks that horrible place to give myself perspective and remind myself how lucky I am to have the man I have, have an honest upfront conversation with him about it and ease his fears.

r9k preys on the insecurities and paranoia inside every man to spread its misery and bring them down to the hole

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>slowly getting back into lolita
>wife wears nanchette
>mfw living dream of being shy gosurori in a torrid romace with rebel girl-gang leader

>> No.9678667

>>9678619
Stuff him in a locker

>> No.9678672

>>9678634
You should! It's not a bad idea to ask someone else first but honesty is the best route imo. Be brave anon, I'm rooting for you!

>> No.9678675

>>9678654
Is this true? That sounds pretty scary.
Is that where the whole r9k meme comes from?

>> No.9678676

>>9678619
Redirect him to /fit/ and force him to stop being the wrong kind of autistic

>> No.9678681

>>9678676
/fit/ is almost as much of a shithole.

>> No.9678682

Just put all my cosplays away in storage, super late halloween party coming up. Feel like not going, then figure out I have a skeleton dress and pyama leggings because former goth. Win?

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>all these girls loving girls

>> No.9678686

>>9678684
hitomi will learn in the next movie, don't you worry

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>gulls acting like that anon's boyfriend needs to have an intervention or something for having dared browse /r9k/

Just as soon as she sits down and breaks the news that she browses here, right? Swap the misogyny, tendies and REEEEing for misandry, eating disorders and catty vendettas. I mean ita/bad makeup threads are a staple of this board which are usually just used as an excuse to vendettapost. /r9k/ with frills is a pretty apt description

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>>9678689
idk from my memory of visiting /r9k/ back in the day those guys were a bunch of Elliot Rodger wannabees talking about how not getting pussy is literally oppression

>> No.9678697

I got my first Victorian Maiden dress and for some reason it fits beautifully, which I absolutely hadn't expected! When I measured it my bust was a couple inches above the max measurements listed on Lolibrary so I was ready to sell it if it ended up not fitting, but there's actually quite some room to spare at both the bust and the waist. I feel really lucky.
My wardrobe growing is a good feel in general since I love admiring all the details and the intricate lace, especially on my IW dresses. I love how I can look closely at everything and find that it doesn't have a single flaw, every print is crisp but smooth, every seam and gather is perfect. Hnnnggg.
The downside is that my bank account is really facing the consequences of buying all these new dresses...

>>9678675
Yep. People from /r9k/ are generally known to be jaded, hateful, insecure and depressed because their own board magnifies these feelings and feeds into their victim complexes. It's essentially an endless echobox but whoever shouts in it starts hating themselves and other people more instead of solving their problems. It's also why /r9k/ crossboarders are even more despised than /pol/tards.

>>9678663
This is the cutest thing, anon, congrats! I can't help but be a little jealous.

>> No.9678705 [DELETED] 

>>9678695
It's full of gay- and trap threads nowadays. Please don't ask me how I know this.

>> No.9678719

>>9678684
It might be bait for the /r9k/ sperg that hated lesbians from the last thread. But don't take my word on it.

>> No.9678720

>>9678697
I would love to see detail shots of your VM dress!

>> No.9678722 [DELETED] 

>>9678619
Well, my boyfriend browses /pol/ and he is actually very knowledgeable and a good man overall.

>> No.9678723 [DELETED] 

>>9678722
Same. One of my brothers browse /pol/ because he's interested in politics but that's it (and he's kind of a troublemaker,he likes to bait,but he's not a bad guy honestly, he dislikes both extreme right and left in any case)

>> No.9678730

>>9678681
I actually decided to check it out and it seems uninteresting. Not as many tips and tricks or schedules/calendars for exercise tracking to print out as I'd expected.

>>9678689
tendies?

>> No.9678731 [DELETED] 

>>9678723
The funny thing is that he's actually pretty racist and I was skeptical about him at first, but we've had several conversations about those topics and what he says makes sense. He is very traditional though.

>> No.9678736 [DELETED] 

>>9678731
I guess that's alright as long as he respect people (as in don't wish them to all die) and respect other people's views?
I'm kinda racist myself so I guess that's why I don't mind much. I got black friendos so I care a bit,still.

>> No.9678745 [DELETED] 

>>9678736
He's the opposite of respectful to darkskinned people, that's what made me skeptical at first and even made me consider stop dating him. But he has reasons for this and I actually understand him, he actually changed how I view said non-whites now, he has nothing against asians though so he finds lolita cute.

>> No.9678749

>>9678675
It's more sad than scary desu, the gist of it is a bunch of guys that got the short end of the stick, the runts of the litter if you will, sharing their feels and their views. The problem is that instead of encouraging them to get out of the house and take control of their destiny and find happiness elsewhere the board turned into an echo-chamber of self-loathing, misogyny and victimhood. It doesn't help them, it just makes them more bitter. Nightmare reality fueled by memes and all that.

>>9678681
At least fit gets them out of the house and doing stuff, setting goals for themselves and looking forward to the future. Their memes are pretty funny too.

>>9678689
This is also a valid point, we're not exactly the cream of the crop here and the vulture-like way we go after Nigri and Momo and that 2B chick says a lot about us, hell our rules are very indicative of it too. The difference is our scope is pretty limited, a niche within a niche within a niche, while r9k sells an entire worldview.

>> No.9678756

>>9678749
>It's more sad than scary desu, the gist of it is a bunch of guys that got the short end of the stick, the runts of the litter if you will, sharing their feels and their views. The problem is that instead of encouraging them to get out of the house and take control of their destiny and find happiness elsewhere the board turned into an echo-chamber of self-loathing, misogyny and victimhood. It doesn't help them, it just makes them more bitter. Nightmare reality fueled by memes and all that.
Took the words out of my mouth.
Honestly I pity them? I used to be like that a few years ago except in reverse and I was terribly miserable. Wallowing in your misery won't do you any good

>> No.9678761

>>9678722
>>9678619
How the hell do 4channers even meet?!

>> No.9678763

>>9678761
on 4chan

>> No.9678765 [DELETED] 

>>9678749
>the vulture-like way we go after Nigri and Momo and that 2B chick says a lot about us
those cunts deserved it

>> No.9678766

>>9678763
What, like on /soc/?
I just can't imagine a 4chan relationship being healthy in any way.

>> No.9678767 [DELETED] 

>>9678745
You two sound like you deserve each other.

>> No.9678768

>>9678761
4chan is not a secret club anymore
things like the election, the fappening, gamergate and katawa shoujo brought people here in droves
tons of people low-key come to this site, most of them would never admit it tho

>> No.9678769 [DELETED] 

>>9678731
What about racism makes sense? It's lazy thinking to not want to evaluate people as individuals.

>> No.9678770 [DELETED] 

>>9678767
They both sound like cunts with excuses for why they're cunts.

>> No.9678772

>>9678768
I still have a hard time believing any girl on here would be dateable. What kind of girl would make her home here, HERE?? This disgusting place?
I don't think my gf would approve of this website AT ALL

>> No.9678773 [DELETED] 

>>9678770
Like I said, they deserve each other.

>> No.9678775 [DELETED] 

>>9678745

>mfw adorable darkskinned shy roommate is too afraid to talk much to us because he's convinced this is how white people think of black people

>mfw he's a nerd and deep into kawaii culture but people like you make him feel unwelcome

You're a weak-willed idiot and your boyfriend is steeped in a mentality that is mercifully dying.

>> No.9678785

>>9678619
Leave him.

>> No.9678789

>>9678619
Dump his ass.

>> No.9678792

>>9678765
Even the fictional character?

>> No.9678803 [DELETED] 

>>9678767
>>9678769
>>9678775
"Error: You are temporarily blocked from posting for violating Global 3 - Garbage Outside of /b/.
This block will expire in 5 minutes. "
"You were issued a warning for posting >>9678731. "

Woah, what's this salt all about? Jesus, people aren't allowed to have opinions anymore, this is more of a safespace hivemind hugbox than r*ddit by now.

>> No.9678805

>>9678803
It's a girl board what did you expect?

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>>9678805
Wew
>tfw mods are newfags
>tfw Halloween is over

>> No.9678807

>>9678772
Plenty of girls here (including me) have girlfriends and boyfriends anon.
Don't believe we're all salt filled monsters that run on petty dramu,catty vendettas and the like. There's an in between. I just go there because I enjoy discussing lolita fashion with fellow lolitas (especially since it's anonymous and i'm a shy person)

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>>9678756
Same here, my life wasn't going all that well and just recently turned it around, I feel like a kindred spirit to them and I wish I could help some of them out of that rut, some of them are too far gone but I believe there's hope for most of them.

Makes me feel like pic related whenever I go down there lol

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9678814

I always get a giggle when people talk about r9k like it's the scariest thing in the world. Then you go there and it's just shitposting about traps and frog pictures.

>> No.9678818

>tfw lost 10 pounds over the last month
I gained a ton of weight during college (like 60lbs, stress eating is a bitch) but things seem to be looking up a bit. I'm just worried about stretchmarks and loose skin at this point but if I keep on this train I can fit into my planned cosplays in time for the summer con I wanna go to!

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>>9678814
>gulls are so triggered by /r9k/ a mod is refreshing the thread every 5 seconds waiting to delete any mention of it

>> No.9678823

>>9678814
You mean the muscles or the guys that look like girls?

>> No.9678847
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Today is the one-year anniversary of meeting my gf at a con. She was dressed as Matryoshka Gumi. Some 12-year-old ran out of nowhere and hugged her, and the unexpected pressure made her fart.

>mfw it sounded like a tuba

>> No.9678850

>>9678847
>matryoshka gumi
good gf choice

>> No.9678851
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>>9678768

Seriously. 4chan is well known. They even talked about it in that one Adam Sandler movie about video games.

I found this site by going on /v/. Then I realized /v/ sucked ass and the people were either disgusting or annoying. So I recently started lurking here on this board.
Its one of the best boards on this site I think.

I've never done cosplay, the time and money required puts me off. I'd like to have a job, and 30 less pounds before I do a character.

I go to cons sometimes. Been there twice. And would like to meet people there. Thats why I like /cgl/.

The stories people tell here are fun to listen to. And I like watching people talk about hobbies they are passionate about.

What does it take to get into doing actual cosplay?

>Pic is someone at Anime Central

>> No.9678852

>>9678847
>farting just because someone hugs you
lmao

>> No.9678860

>>9678852
I could see this happening, like if you'd been holding one back and then unexpectedly get squeezed.

>> No.9678862

>>9678860
>not just lightly spreading your buttcheeks and silently farting

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>>9678862
Speak for yourself, bagel-chan.

>> No.9678876

>friend's obnoxious bf with shit taste makes her sell brand dress
>buy it and give to other friend
>other friend gives it back in perfect condition

You know who you are, message me on Tumblr and the dress is yours, no refund needed.

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>tfw dating a younger guy
>tfw took his virginity
I love it, it's like I discovered a new side of myself

>>9678772
I started coming here because a friend wouldn't shut up about 4chan so I had to see for myself, now I'm a regular seagull and ca/tg/irl

>> No.9678887

>>9678883
>tfw no cure girl to take my virginity
FUCK

>> No.9678888

>>9678887
cute* ;_;

>> No.9678889

>>9678883
>tfw no Slaaneshi /cgl/ lolita gf to corrupt me

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>tfw no debiru gf to damn my soul to hell

>> No.9678908

>>9678889
i'll corrupt you bb

>> No.9678912

>>9678908
How're you gonna do that?

>> No.9678922

>>9678823
the guys that look like girls, they actually meme guys into being gay by posting shooped traps
its sad desu

>> No.9678928

>>9678851
>posting dealers room shots on 4chan
anon if someone did this to me i'd kill them

>> No.9678976

>>9678887
>cure
>tfw you freudian slip by phoneposting

>> No.9678984

>>9678976
I'm actually at my computer.
>tfw no cute girl to cure my virginity ;_;

>> No.9679034

>tfw no lolita gf

>> No.9679054
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My sister wants to cosplay the fish-eating "every day until you like it" girl, but I'm trying to tell her no one will get it.

>> No.9679058

>tfw never touched a non-family related female

>> No.9679081

>>9679054
They will if she carries a fish and eats it

>> No.9679092

>>9679054
You mean sakura?

>> No.9679099

>>9678619
>has a gf
>still browses r9k
He's a normie Chad by that board's standards, why is he still pretending like he has it as bad as the other losers that post there? Tell him to get a new homeboard, or a hobby. Grab his dick and give it a flick, you didn't deserve to be yelled at anyway.

>> No.9679110

>doing nofap november
>have to browse /cgl/ because man boards have subtle porn
>still get boner from seeing clothed lolita pics
>read things like >>9679099 "Grab his dick and give it a flick"
>FUCK

BACK OFF SATAN, you won't get me.

>> No.9679125

>tfw want to be cute sweet lolita
>Just want to be sickly sweet and act girly all day every day
>Want to have pretty dresses and pretty hair
>Want to have pretty makeup
>tfw I'm a /fraud/ and full no homo

Such is life.

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>tfw ugly
>can't dress cute because it draws more attention to me and it's just putting lipstick on a pig
>but a hoodie and jeans just make me look slobby on top of being ugly

What the fuck do I even wear

>> No.9679131

>>9679125
>/fraud/

Well it makes sense, you're basically damaging permanently your ability to produce testosterone, lowering your sperm count and basically fucking your entire hormonal balance just to impress some clueless girls, watch out, lest you become a trap when going off gear.

>> No.9679136

>>9679131
Evidently you have no idea how steroids work.

>Permanently
Nope

>Lowering your sperm count
Temporarily

>fucking your entire hormonal balance
not really, what is AI and dopamine agonists.

>> No.9679141

>>9679136
Nah, you're the clueless one here. And you've got to be an special kind of retard to be that uninformed and put that shit in your body.
You're literally fucking yourself up to get laid, that's the definition of a "cuck".
Effects include: impotence, liver/kidney problems, gyno, balding risk, prostate aggregation, ball shrinkage.
This shit is literally for schizos, you're condemning yourself to take more meds than an old man just to keep the sides at bay.
This is literally the equivalent of anorexia in girls, you have issues, no one right in the head would undergo this.

This is what gear gets you
https://www.reddit.com/r/steroids/comments/31l2th/contest_prep_tren_anxiety/cq2uu44/

>> No.9679147 [DELETED] 

>>9679141
Give me a peer reviewed and replicated study of permanent testosterone suppression, permanent lowered sperm count and permanent endocrine damage after responsible steroid usage. Fucking Ronnie Coleman and Arnie can shit out kids and they ran more gear than any amateur could dream of.

> impotence
If you fuck your E2, yes.

>liver/kidney problems
If you're stupid enough to run an oral for 20 weeks and you don't get your liver enzymes checked, yes.

> gyno
If you fuck your e2 and prolactin, yes.

>balding risk
If you're already predisposed to mpb, yes.

>prostate aggregation
Which is completely harmless.

>ball shrinkage.
It's not uniform across all people who use AAS. My balls shrunk maybe 15% and you can remedy this whilst on gear using HCG. They go back to normal after usage of AAS stops. I mean, who gives a fuck about the size of your balls dude?

Stop being such a roid boogeyman. They're harmless when used responsibly and safely.

>> No.9679148 [DELETED] 

>>9679136
>Nope

"When excessive levels of testosterone and anabolic steroids are introduced to the body, they cause hormonal disturbances.

In men, this suppresses endogenous hormone production. (((There is structural shrinking in hormone producing glands and organs, such as testicles.)))The periods of abuse are followed by infertility and weakened sexual functions. [4, 5]

In female users, testosterone and anabolic steroids cause excessive growth of body hair, lowering of the voice, reduction in breast size, balding, enlargement of the clitoris, skin problems and menstrual cycle disturbances. Some of these changes may be permanent. [4]

In adolescents, growth may stop, leading to short stature [4]."

>> No.9679152 [DELETED] 

>>9679148
Uhuh. So where is the part where it says permanent for anything? Your body naturally shuts down production of test when you introduce it exogenously, this is well known. You undo this through the use of PCT including HCG, HMG, Clomid and nolva.

>The periods of abuse are followed by infertility and weakened sexual functions
Love to see the study to see just how retarded the experiment was in regulating their estrogen.

>n female users
I'm not a female, am I? Any girl who uses anything outside of Var and maybe mast is just asking for virilisation. So what's your point?

>in adolescents, growth may stop, leading to short stature [4].
That's true, steroids can cause a premature closing of growth plates if used in teenagers. I'm a grown man. What's your point?

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>>9679147
>show me an study in which they fucked up peoples lives with roids in a consistent manner
>>9679152
>Love to see the study to see just how retarded the experiment was in regulating their estrogen.
>studies I don't like are retarded

Undergoing all of that just to be outlifted and wrecked by a dwarf manlet that looks dyel as fuck

https://youtu.be/qySRWjqctok?t=2m54s

Roiding for this

Pic related, you in a few years

>> No.9679162 [DELETED] 

>>9679160
>I can't back up anything I say with empirical evidence

Okay.

>> No.9679164 [DELETED] 

>>9679162
Literally google up the side effects of roids you mongrel, even roiders fucking say it themselves, you're retarded as fuck.

If only you weren't an insecure beta and could go natty like a proper man.

>> No.9679166

>>9679130
you can always wear a noose anon!

>> No.9679168 [DELETED] 

>>9679164
>hurr just google it yourself I don't have to prove what I say is true to someone much more educated than myself on the subject!

Stay mad, natty boi.

>> No.9679171 [DELETED] 

>>9679168
http://www.steroidabuse.com/side-effects-of-steroids.html

>i'm not man enough to handle my physique with discipline and perseverance
>le u mad

I wonder what will women think when they realize you're a beta numale on the inside.
>roiding for this

>> No.9679180 [DELETED] 

>>9679171
Nothing like steroidabuse.com for some scholarly articles without bias.

>error 502: Bad Gateway
Solid.

>> No.9679187 [DELETED] 

>>9679180
Woah, it fucking worked a few minutes ago, how convenient for you.

Anyway, you know deep inside that you're a failure and had to resort to the liquid jew.
You're a slave of the needle for the rest of your life, the moment you come out of gear for an extended period of time your body will shit itself, you won't be able to mantain the muscle mass gained with regular testosterone levels, let alone the testosterone your gimped balls will produce.
Literally a sad junkie that's all looks and zero substance, and then at the end of the day he'll get into the bathroom and like a good cuck he will inject his artificial self-esteem and eat the 400 pills required to keep the sides somewhat at bay.

Remember this word, "cheater". It will haunt you.

>> No.9679188 [DELETED] 

>>9679187
Okay honey. I still want my lolita dresses.

>> No.9679190 [DELETED] 

>>9679188
Post boipucci with syringe inside pooper, sweety.

>> No.9679197 [DELETED] 

>crusader-kun is roidposting on the wrong board again
GO FUCKING EAT YOU DYEL FAGGOT
>roiding to hit 160
jfc

>> No.9679202 [DELETED] 

>>9679197
>160
>roiding for this
L M A O

The eternal roider strikes again

>> No.9679203

>>9679190
please die. go post on another board.

>> No.9679210

mods please ban crusader chan from /cgl/ then be will have nothing to lift for

>> No.9679217

>>9679203
>homophobia
>>>/pol/

>> No.9679218

>>9679210
Fuck off, we don't want him back in /fraud/.

>> No.9679222

>>9679218
Not this boards' fault, get him back before he rapes the girls here out of roid rage.

>> No.9679229

>>9679222
Yeah, nah.

Plus, he's harmless, dude's 160lbs.
Half of you here are cracking the two hundgy?

>> No.9679230

>>9678814
> shitposting about traps
i've never been to r9k but this post is making me consider it.

>> No.9679232

post more girl feels please

>> No.9679234

yo dudes, keep your roid feels to fraud
i roid and i don't wanna read this shit here.

>> No.9679235

>>9679232
Crusader, please, stop roiding and seek professional help, they'll help you fix your self-esteem so you don't need to roid anymore.

>> No.9679236

>>9679235
Tell me that in /fraud/. Don't shit up these comfy threads.

>> No.9679237

>>9679222
>Cucksader
>talking to girls without collapsing into a sobbing wreck

>> No.9679240

>>9678928
This was in a little eating area near a concession stand. Wasn't the dealers room. I asked the lady for the photo.

Regardless, is it bad form to repost that somewhere?

>> No.9679243

>>9679171
This is the most hilarious source I've seen in awhile.
Like a vegan posting proof meat is bad by linking www.meatisbad.com/side-effects-of-eating-meat

>> No.9679252

Tfw the last three feels threads have been shit up with people talking about roids. Go away and let us talk about pretty dresses

>> No.9679253

>>9679252
P-please talk about your favourite dresses

>> No.9679263 [DELETED] 

>tfw handsome and fit
>get lots of female attention, but too autistic
all i want is a qt girl to cuddle and watch anime with
i would even accept a 5/10

>> No.9679268

why do i keep buying random lolita that's not on my wishlist and avoid buying pieces i actually want?
oh yeah, because it's easy to buy lower priced items than more costly ones that are actually on my wishlist..
i can't budget for shit and low key feel like i don't deserve my dream dresses

>> No.9679272

>>9678807
exactly, I'm a newfag who only recently discovered this place. But it's the only place for active (and honest) discussion about cosplay these days

>> No.9679282

>>9679054
>that meme
What the fuck

>> No.9679286

>>9679217
im a lesbian you fuckin scrub lmfao
>>9679218
too bad. you created this monster you keep it.

>> No.9679328

>>9679286
Look, Frankenstein and his Monster spent basically no time together and it was fucking great.

Also, Crusader is what happens when a dude is ruined by a woman.
Cautionary tale.

>> No.9679347

>>9678851
>>9679240
Generally its better to post them in threads dedicated to (during or just after) the convention you took the picture at or on threads dedicated to the series.
Also resize and rotate your photos.

Use cosplay as a motivation to exercise anon! You can do it!

>> No.9679382

>>9679130
Try a plastic bag with a matching cable tie necklace.

>> No.9679388

>>9679130
Classic clothes with clean lines, anon. Dress pants, non-frilly skirt suits, good quality but not too girly and no weird colors. Just pretend you're french, take a no nonsense attitude, and strut your stuff. It helps not being fat, there's a lot of people who are weird looking, but with good posture, a fit body, a decent attitude and not giving any fucks about things you can't change, you'll be all right.

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>>9679188
Is your aim seriously to look like Rich Piana in a lacy dress? Wtf? Why on god's green earth?

>> No.9679392

>>9679389
I said I want them. Not I'm going to wear them. I'll just find a lolita and wear them vicariously.

>> No.9679396

> post to CoF for the first time super nervous
> immediate regret, nitpicking self everywhere
> receive really warm reception
> lolita crush likes coord

everything went better than expected

>> No.9679399
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9679399

Welp, everything is turning gross in my life.
Gained weight, trying to avoid going into any binge-purge behavior cycles, work is only going to get more busy with the christmas season, GPA has tanked and I'm doing summer school to make up for it, new house and it's in need of a full KonMari make-over, family is being shit and the fact that I wasted my twenties with low-income jobs and no formal training is starting to catch up with me. Overall, it sounds worse than it is but right now I don't know where to begin to try and fix this mess.

>> No.9679400

>>9679347
It's strange. I just checked. The photo was upright on my original file. I think the site just oriented it this way.

And thanks. I'll take you up on that advice. :)

>> No.9679417

>>9678883
>tfw dating a younger guy
>tfw took his virginity
Hell yeah dude. He was probably all shy and shit.

>> No.9679418

>>9678807
>Don't believe we're all salt filled monsters that run on petty dramu,catty vendettas and the like.
I'd sooo love to believe that.

>> No.9679429

>>9679417
I took my bf's virginity and we both really enjoyed it. There's nothing more cute than shy boys who're trying to do their best.

>> No.9679438

>>9679429
I'm a pretty shy guy.

For you.

>> No.9679439
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>>9678883
My gull.

>tfw found a 14 year old at League of Legends cosplay shoot cosplaying Lee Sin
>I cosplayed Ahri
>Lured him to my hotel room immediately after the meet
>Got to play dominatrix for the first time in my life and forced him to keep blindfold on the whole time
>Gave him fake Facebook info after
>I don't even have a Facebook
>The thought of taking his virginity and running away without a trace makes the experience an even finder memory

I never risked doing it again but I'd be lying if I said it wasn't the hottest one timer I've had.

>> No.9679442

>>9679439
>Statutory rape is okay when it's a grill

>> No.9679443

>>9679438
You are probably fat and ugly (and/or autistic) so my answer is 'no'.

>> No.9679446

>>9679443
Well, I might be ugly (that's personal preference) but I'm not fat at least.

>> No.9679448
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>>9679442
Oh please.
Guys can fend for their selves. Every dad is cool with the idea of lil slugger getting lucky with the English teacher but would be up in arms over Samantha getting some "extra credit" from the Math teacher for a valid reason.

>> No.9679449

>>9679448
Oh hey, I wasn't criticising you. I'm just pointing out how I want rail 14 year old con girls but I can't. I would have been stoked to get laid by some older girl at 14.

>> No.9679454

>>9679442
Thats because guys would find it to be a fond memory if the time they got lucky with a confident and physically matured woman.

Girls will victim complex it because everyone and their mother will tell them how they were violently raped despite consenting.

Do you honestly think that boy is going to grow up being mentally scarred over this? He'll almost certainly be gloating about it as a lifelong memory to bring up at parties so people can go "DUDE. NO WAY. YOU'RE FUCKING LYIN LOL. BAD ASS." He probably gloated about it to all his con buddies literally the next day after but was only let down by the fact that hr couldn't show them her Facebook so it because a "Sure, Jan." story.

At the end if the day sex is just fucking sex anyway. We put way too much importance on it.

>> No.9679458

>>9679454
You make a good point. I'll go after some 14 year olds next con, thanks. Any particular reason you chose him?

>> No.9679465
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9679465

>lost my virginity at 15 to a 16 year old girl
>age of consent here is 17
>due to how my country's laws work, I would've been the one to get in trouble because I'm a male

Really activates the almonds

>> No.9679469

Now that robots are invading I no longer feel safe sharing my feelings and talking about things I like.
You're making a cute girl sad, bots. Think about it.

>> No.9679475

>>9679469
>cute girl

Prove it

>> No.9679476

>>9679458
NAYRT but I'll explain a bit, I guess. He was trying hard to roleplay his character but was obviously shy and unconfident so it game off as cute. I roleplayed back by being overly flirtatious and he didn't know how to react. The point of no return was when after I asked his age I said something like
>Oh, how cute. I bet you haven't even gotten first blood yet

And he didn't even know how to reply. Just stammered and tried his best to act tough with something dumb like
>i-ive first blood many opponents!

So I just said "show me" and turned around while beckoning him, and he followed like s good little boy. It was just really cute how hard he was trying, yet too nervous to be convincing.

>> No.9679478

>>9679476
Well damn. I'd be rock hard as well, don't blame the kid. Although it's very unusual to see older girls go for younger guys.

>> No.9679482

Well, the thread is apparently fucked already so I might aswell cry how I'm going to completely ruin my life today. I'm going to dump my bf. Our relationship makes me miserable and I have realised I might find someone to form a very deep, soulmate kind of relationship with. My bf is super sweet guy though and I'm completely going to break his heart but I won't spent my life miserable and unhappy thinking what if. I'm going to collect all my courage and choose my happiness. Wish me luck gulls, I really need it because I might end up breaking down and choosing to be a doormat again.

>> No.9679483

>>9679448
I got pushed into do it by an older girl when I didn't want to and it fucked me up. Kids are still kids.

>> No.9679485

>>9679482
Why does he make you unhappy?

>> No.9679489

>>9679482
No surprise since bots ruin everything the second they enter in.
No wonder no one likes them in real life and that they're a disappointment to their parents.
Do your best anon! It seems really bad now but it won't be like that forever. Just talk to him. It might hurt but that's how love is.

>> No.9679490

>>9679482
Anon, I did the same thing about a year ago and it was the best decision I ever made.
I was deeply in love with my bf but at the end of the day the relationship made me incredibly miserable and depressed.

I know it's difficult, but don't let another person ruin your life and happiness, no matter how sweet he may be.
Try to focus on the reasons that made you want to take this step, I promise you things will get better.

>> No.9679494

>>9679485
Never says something nice to me, no effort in realitonship and thinks it's okay. We are both to blame, I can't change my needs and he can't change his view of good relationship. I just hope he would realise the whole world is waiting for him, not worth to spend a life with someone whose is just nice when you can get someone that's perfect. He can't name other reasons than me being nice and we have no deeper connection so I think ending this is my only option now.

>>9679489
Thank you anon. I wish everything will go well and I will be able to get my reasoning accross.

>> No.9679497

>>9679448
t. Rapist

>>9679454
t. Rape apologist

>> No.9679499

>>9679494
As a guy who just had this happen to me; a break-up I wasn't expecting. You're going to shatter him. But I guess I put in more effort than your partner seems. I complimented her daily and loved her unconditionally for her every physical and emotional trait. I thought our relationship was going great, then she tells me she doesn't love me and we've just grown apart. It really destroys the trust you have in your own perception of reality, I can't trust what I feel about anything anymore because I was totally wrong.

He's going to respond in one of two ways, if he was expecting this he won't say much and accept it. It he's not expecting it he's going to be furious. I was the latter. Be prepared for that.

>> No.9679502

>>9679490
This gives me confidence. But I admit I'm so scared right now.

>>9679499
We have been talking about it but I doubt he will think I would actually leave him. I'm sorry for your break up but it's better to move on and find someone who can appreaciate your feelings. I wish this could be more our choice than mine, I doubt my bf is enjoying himself either but no real action even though I have been really depressed for weeks now.

>> No.9679505

>>9679502
Yeah, my ex talked to me about things she wanted to change to make her happy. I was more than willing to do those things. And for months I did and she didn't have any complaints, then she just came out of the blue. I guess she thought if I did the things she wanted, she would love me more.

If you two are together because neither one wants to pull the trigger, that's a terrible way to be.

>> No.9679506

>>9679497
This.
Fucking hell, you are disgusting. Please kill yourselves.

>> No.9679507

>>9679502
I'm >>9679490 and I completely understand being scared, I thought that I was going to ruin my life too but I just couldn't deal with the negative effects of the relationship anymore.
At first it was really difficult, but a while after I met a guy that truly feels like my soulmate.
He supports my hobbies and interests, gives me all the affection I ever wanted and just all around makes me happier than I ever thought was possible.
I'm rooting for you anon!

>> No.9679509
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9679509

Whoever thought it was cool to slut shame my 14-year-old sister at AWA, fuck you. She didn't want to be Shimakaze for Halloween because of you.

>> No.9679511

>>9679448
>>9679454
thisiswhatafeministlookslike.png

>> No.9679512

>>9679482
Do it, but don't fall into the trap of keeping contact with him. It'll hurt both of you. Turn away and don't look back.

He may want you to talk to him more, and you may feel guilty dropping contact, but there is no way to keep things sane if you keep talking.

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>>9679511
actual feminist here and you all sound like disgusting pedoshits. Just kys already.
Also, be it a dude or a gal, it's fucking gross to do it with a 14yo if you're an adult. No "but they were consentant", it's still fucking gross and it makes you a pedo.

>> No.9679515

>>9679509
Good, tell her to stop being a thot

>> No.9679516

>>9679482
I did that 9 months ago, and feel so much better right now anon.
I realized how I felt bad when I was with my boyfriend, despite him being apparently "perfect". I was scared of the future and didn't feel in control of my life at all, like everything was being decided by him and my parents.
It's worth it. He was heartbroken apparently, but he was cheating on me with another girl and now dates her. Even after all that fuckery he claims I'm the love of his life and wants to marry me. I blocked him on everything.

>> No.9679517

>>9679439
>>9679448
"Consent" or no you took advantage of a god damn middle schooler

You should be ashamed of yourself

>> No.9679518

>>9679514
>confirmed for not knowing what an actual pedo is

Wanting to fuck someone who has secondary sexual characteristic because of puberty is different from wanting to fuck an actual pre-pubescent child.

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>>9679518
>le hebephilia isn't pedophilia maymay

>> No.9679520
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9679520

>>9679448
>tfw ochacuck will be a thing soon
Makes it all the sweeter to cosplay Toga, wish I had a bf to be my Deku tho

>> No.9679523

>>9679519
Well it isn't...that's the point of having two different terminologies.

>> No.9679524

>>9679518
Arguing over the definition of the word 'pedo' is semantics when some women in this thread think it's perfectly acceptable to fuck teenage boys who don't know any better (along with one even fucking admitting to having done it), whereas if the gender roles were reversed, the guy would be crucified and put on a sex offenders register

>> No.9679527

>>9679524
Ehhh...As a male I was totally aware of sex at 14 and would have been happy to have some succubus rape me. That's just me though. I lost my virginity at 16 so not sure how much difference it made.

>> No.9679532

>>9679527
>That's just me though
Well done you. There's plenty of other male teenage boys out there who I'm sure didn't want to be taken advantage of or who have to deal with emotional issues as adults because of a woman having done just that. What if the sex is unprotected and she ends up getting pregnant? STDs? I'm a guy too and no teenage boy knows shit at 14, they're idiots. They're idiots because they're still children

>> No.9679533

>>9679527
Yea, I'm pretty sure most guys at 14 wouldn't feel taken advantage of or hurt. Especially when a guy is willingly following a girl to her hotel room from a photoshoot, he was obviously hoping it would escalate to that.

>> No.9679536

>>9679532
You sound like a bitter faggot and underestimate how much sexualisation teenagers are exposed to in the modern day. Yeah teenage boys are dumb and stupid but they're not children.

>> No.9679543

>>9679536
Yes, I'm such a bitter faggot for not perpetuating retarded as fuck gender double-standards and thinking it's perfectly fine for grown women to fuck teenage boys when a guy doing the same thing would have his entire life ruined over it and would be labelled a disgusting pervert.

>underestimate how much sexualisation teenagers are exposed to in the modern day
I saw porn for the first time when I was 11 and understood what sex was at that age. Guess it would've been perfectly acceptable for some woman in her thirties to fuck my brains out because of all of the sexualization I was exposed to in the digital age too, right? It's just how it is these days

>> No.9679545

>>9679523
Both are gross though.

>>9679527
Just as >>9679532 said

>> No.9679548

>>9679543
Hey dude, I'm not perpetuating it. I think the age of consent should be 13 for both genders unless the person hasn't begun puberty yet.

You're going off on a tangent. Yes the two sexes get treated unequally. That's because the two sexes are unequal, there's no doubting that. Girls are seen as tender, trustworthy and honest. Guys are seen are manipulative, selfish and liars. That's just how shit is.

Sexualisation does not equal exposed to sexual content. Sexualisation is when one starts to have sexual thoughts without prompt.

>>9679545
>Both are gross though
Well, most males finish puberty at around 18-20. So is fucking a 18-20 year old wrong in your books since they're not adults but still adolescences?

>> No.9679550

>>9679532
I've been keeping relatively quiet but I had to laugh at this. How would me getting pregnant be an example of me taking advantage of him again? I used a condom fyi, even if I was sure he was a cherry boy, I don't take risks with con sex. If I knew I had an STD and still went for having sex with ANYONE in a con unprotected it'd be terrible, but age is irrelevant to being an STD spreading scumbag.

Also I'll have you know I was mentoring him the whole time essentially. I was really talkative and he was asking questions now and then out if genuine curiosity, so if anything he got a lot of first hand Sex Ed from me. He came in like 30 seconds from a titjob and that obviously came from hyper nervousness but I taught him to relax, take deep breaths, and not to overthink things. When I was face sitting him he directed him how he should use his tongue and when he was sucking too hard etc. By the time he got hard again he took what I said to heart and managed to last a full 15 minutes or so with me.

It was nice to see the quick improvement over the brief period of time I had to personally tutor him.

>> No.9679552

>>9679439
lol he's probably still wondering if you were real or a fever dream
he probably now has Ahri as his wallpaper and screenlock lol

>> No.9679553

>>9679514
>14 is pedo
Americans...

>> No.9679554

>>9679550
Now this just sounds like a fantasy more than a reality.

>> No.9679556

>>9679429
I prefer confident guys. How can you like someone who's more awkward than you?

>> No.9679557

>>9679439
Fucking pedo

>> No.9679558

>>9679527
I let a somewhat older girl pressure me into having sex with her at 15 when I didn't want to. I came away feeling dirty, used, and powerless; it felt like I had been corrupted or ruined somehow. It was a terrible experience which more than likely left me with some sort of complex with regards to women and sex.

Taking advantage of some kid who probably isn't emotionally prepared to deal with sex is not only extremely selfish, it is potentially an immense disservice to the kid, which is why it is illegal

>> No.9679559
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>Horny teen follows busty cosplayer from the con all the way to her hotel, through the lobby, in the elevator, and through the door just from her beckoning him
>He literally chases her tail(s) the whole way
>Obvious implication and expectation of sex from the context of the conversation and where he's following her
>Gets to have his brains fucked out in a once-in-a-lifetime encounter and get taught the ropes for a successful sex life ahead of him
>Asks for her Facebook after
>"Wow, that boy got raped."

>> No.9679560

>>9679558
Then you should have said no you dumb faggot. Simply being peer pressured into something doesn't absolve you of being consenting. You are 15, you know what no means and how to use it.

>> No.9679563

>>9679560
This.
Agreeing to have sex with someone and regretting it after isn't rape.

>> No.9679567

>>9679548
>Hey dude, I'm not perpetuating it.
Except you are when you're calling people who don't think it's okay for adults to fuck teenagers 'bitter faggots' as if the real reason they're kicking up a stink over it is because they're mad they never had it happen to them. I have a nephew who's 14 and I'd be fucking furious if I found out some slag in her thirties tried it on with him.
>I think the age of consent should be 13 for both genders unless the person hasn't begun puberty yet.
>unless the person hasn't begun puberty yet
Yes, I'm sure that's going to be extremely easy to prove in a court of law. How exactly do you determine the exact date somebody was or wasn't in puberty you dipshit?
>>9679550
Whatever makes you feel good about the experience, Mistress Pedo. You were so confident in your moral convictions and tutoring abilities of this young lad and that you were leading him in the right direction in life that you gave him fake contact information so nobody could ever find out is was you who did it. Why wouldn't anyone want you around their children?
>>9679560
>>9679563
>I have to share a board with these retards

>> No.9679569

>>9679560
he says it's wrong to pressure impressionable teens into sex. there's a difference between fucking some 20 year old who has far more life experience and mental development and who can subsequently hold their own easier, and fucking some idiot teenager

>>9679563
are you retarded? where does anon say rape?

>> No.9679574

>>9679567
>I'd be fucking furious if I found out some slag in her thirties tried it on with him.

Yeah no shit. I would be to. It doesn't matter what you or I feel though. I'm guessing the age difference between the cosplayers wasn't that disparate. Maybe 5-7 years.

>>9679569
>pressure impressionable teens into sex
I can pressure a girl the same age as me (early 20's) to have sex if I try hard enough, emotional manipulation is very easy with certain people. Doesn't mean these people cannot consent or that I'm raping them.

There are some people in their 20's who still haven't had enough life experience or mental development to be prepared enough for sex. I think that provided a person has physically matured enough to have sex without permanent damage to their body (ie. guys having their foreskin or frenulum torn) is old enough to make an informed decision about who they have sex with. Yes they may be pressured, as all people are. They understand what consent is and they understand no.

You pretend that people don't manipulate and pressure other adults too. I've pressured plenty of girls to do things they didn't want to do initially, doesn't mean they didn't consent or that I've raped them.

>> No.9679577

>>9679574
cooersion is not consent.

>> No.9679579

>>9679577
I'm not coercing anyone. Playing mind games and playing on emotions is not threatening or forcing.

>> No.9679580
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9679580

Well since you chicks took the discussion this way let me ask you about my relationship:

I'm a 24 year old dude, out of college, new in town, new job, new car, new place, grade A nerd but hide powerlevel well, used to be tubby but got better.
I'm dating a 16 year old, sophomore year, blonde, skinny, big glasses, braces, insecure, also a grade A nerd, very into anime and videogames, kinda into comics and tabletop, wants to get into cosplay.
We've been going out for a little over a year, we've been sexually active for the better part of 2017, I have no reason to believe I'm harming her, in fact I believe I'm making her happy.

Is this wrong? Am I morally bankrupt? Am I an evil predator? Does this girl not know any better?
Thoughts and opinions?

>> No.9679584

>>9679580
>An adult
>Dating someone who's not even fully developed
Yeah, you're a creep
Under 20s are a no-go for anyone over 20, frankly

>> No.9679585

>>9679574
>I think that provided a person has physically matured enough to have sex without permanent damage to their body (ie. guys having their foreskin or frenulum torn) is old enough to make an informed decision about who they have sex with.
Most boys are physically able to masturbate to ejaculation by age 12. So by your logic, a 12 year old boy is mentally prepared enough to make an informed decision about who he has sex with, even if the person in question is an adult? No other variables to take into account like the maturity of the boy or if the woman in question is much older or even in a position of power. He can get it up and cum, so he's all set!

Also people who're in their twenties are pressured or coerced into doing things they don't want to do, so it's fine if it happens to a teenager. Outstanding

>> No.9679587

>>9679130
then kill yourself

>> No.9679588

>>9679574
again, where did i say rape?
i said it's wrong to pressure teens, specifically dumb impressionable ones, in to sex.

people in their 20s tend to have more mental development and life experience than a teenager though. those who don't are an exception (likewise for teenagers with more mental development and experience). while it's not right to pressure these 20 somethings either, we can't judge everybody's mental development. however we can make a pretty good estimate.

this is why we have laws and call it statutory rape- because it's specifically for (not as mentally developed) minors

>> No.9679589

>>9679580
>I have no reason to believe I'm harming her
Because you're railing a 16 year old and getting exactly what you want. Why the fuck would you stop to consider the wider implications? Keep doing what you're doing bro. I'm sure her parents will be pleased when they find out!

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>>9679509
Saw a girl dressed as Shimmy who couldn't have been older than 12. Had the thong pulled high and everything.

Your sister a thot.

>> No.9679591

>>9679580
How do you even meet a highschool girl as a 24 year old? Where I live 16 is legal, so whatever. As long as you treat her right as your partner not just a 16 year old you're railing. But my guess is, she has the fantasy idea of you since you're an older man, she doesn't like the actual you.

>>9679585
Yeah nah. Masturbation doesn't always need the foreskin to be pulled back and during sustained intercourse the frenulum is putting under a lot of strain. Speaking from personal experience, I didn't ejaculate shit until I was about 14.

>Also people who're in their twenties are pressured or coerced into doing things they don't want to do, so it's fine if it happens to a teenager. Outstanding
Yep okay. So you don't actually have a problem with the age of consent then? You have a problem with manipulative people.

>>9679588
The entire topic is about whether or not it should be rape.
>i said it's wrong to pressure teens
Yes of course it's wrong. Doesn't necessarily mean it should be illegal. Adultery is wrong, but it's not illegal.

>> No.9679592
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>>9679580
You're fine. Child predatory laws are really first and foremost about protecting children. A 14 year old groomed from childhood by her father figure into being his fucktoy is vastly different from a mid 20's dude with a mid teens girl. If she's old enough to be prosecuted as an adult for crimes, she's obviously old enough for us to expect her to take responsibility for her actions and to have the maturity to make her own decisions.

Of course she isn't going to be the most mature, but she's most likely not going to regret being with you if you're treating her right. You honestly don't have much more life experience than she does. For some reason people assume that 20 year olds are much different from teens when they really aren't.

People forget that relationships with minors was the norm until recently. Some of their grandparents probably had much older spouses and lived long happy lives with them.

Treat her right.

>> No.9679596

>>9679592
Bull fucking shit
That story was a huge scandal when it happened that's the only reason why they printed a story about it
People responded with a lot of child protection laws

>> No.9679597

>>9679591
>How do you even meet a highschool girl as a 24 year old?
Miniature golf

>> No.9679599

>>9679591
>I didn't ejaculate shit until I was about 14.
And I did it at 12. I don't know why you're going into so much intricate detail on the workings of a young boy's penis, either. It's irrelevant. There are plenty of 12 year old boys who're capable of having sex and who're apparently completely emotionally ready and able make informed decisions about sex and consent by your retarded as fuck logic.
>You have a problem with manipulative people.
I have a problem with adults who want to fuck teenagers and people like you who think this even warrants any kind of discussion or reconsideration in the first place

>> No.9679600

>>9679597
story now

>> No.9679602

>>9679599
> There are plenty of 12 year old boys who're capable of having sex
I'd love to see your stats on that.

>I have a problem with adults who want to fuck teenagers
What defines an adult and what defines a teenager? These are very blurred and vague terms that simply putting an arbitrary number to determine whether or not someone is now 'appropriate' for sex is fucking stupid.

>> No.9679603

>>9679580
You're still a creeper in my book

>> No.9679607

>>9679442
Maybe she lives in Germany.

>> No.9679609

>>9679465
chicken yum yum w

>> No.9679612

>>9679602
You really think a boy who's capable of masturbating at age 12 would be somehow incapable of putting his cock inside a hole and thrusting until he ejaculated and that it's some kind of phenomenon that never occurs? You're fucking deluded
>What defines an adult and what defines a teenager?
This doesn't even warrant more replies

>> No.9679613

>>9679589
Her mom knows, she doesn't bat an eye.

>>9679600
We ran into each other while playing miniature golf, we hit it off, we watched a movie, I dropped her off at her house.

>> No.9679617

>>9679612
No I don't think he's incapable. It's whether or not he can do it without damaging himself via ripping his fucking foreskin or frenulum you stupid dipshit. Like I said.

>This doesn't even warrant more replies
>WAHHHHH I DON'T HAVE A RESPONSE

>> No.9679622

>>9679617
>There are plenty of 12 year old boys who're capable of having sex
>'I'd love to see your stats on that'
>'uhhhhh actually no I don't think a 12 year old boy is incapable'
At least keep your point of view coherent you fucking windowlicker. And it wouldn't warrant serious replies because even children in primary school know when somebody's technically a teenager. Hint, it's in the name. ThirTEEN, fourTEEN, fifTEEN. They're even taught about puberty in school and how it usually always kicks into full swing around said ages. Nobody's going to change your mind anyway, pedo apologist. I hope pondering the complexities of those arbitrary numbers doesn't get in the way of you thinking about fucking 12 year olds

>> No.9679625

>tfw once again the feels thread has delved off topic

>> No.9679626

>>9679622
My definition of capable is different from yours. In your definition, yes a 12 year old is capable. In mine he isn't because it would damage him.

> ThirTEEN, fourTEEN, fifTEEN.
Okay and how about eighTEEN or nineTEEN? Age quite literally is just a number when we are talking about physical biological maturity since not everyone ages at the same rate.

>> No.9679627

>>9679580
Perfectly normal almost anywhere but America.

>> No.9679633

>>9679613
>Her mom knows, she doesn't bat an eye.
>no mention of a father

A 16 year old girl having a relationship with a 24 year old man with daddy issues. Imagine my shock

>> No.9679638

>>9679625
I don't know about you, but I have some pretty strong feels about paedos

>> No.9679640

First it was nazis, then roid heads, and now we have pedophiles and odephiles shitting up the feels thread.
As much as I love feels threads, maybe we should not have them until you people learn to behave again.

>> No.9679641

>>9679591
I wasn't raped and didn't say I was. My point was taking advantage of a kid is wrong and potentially damaging. This, illeagal. Moreover, the sex of the minor in question is irrelevant to the morality of the act. I was a football player (lineman and linebacker to be specific) and a wrestler, but that didn't mean I knew how to handle a girl who wasn't taking no for an answer or how to deal with the emotional fallout.

sage

>> No.9679644

>>9679641
So you're just retarded then? Sorry but age doesn't fix that.

>> No.9679645

>>9679644
He's not retarded, you're just a cunt

>> No.9679646

>>9679556
I like taking care of people. In our relationship I'm more confident and social so I really appreciate a guy who isn't competing with me. Also it's really fun to watch how much he's progressing thanks to our relationship. It's a little bit like domesticating a wild animal. He is a different person when he's with me. My parents still don't believe that he can talk for hours about something because of his shyness.

>> No.9679651

>>9679645
I'm a cunt who knows when and how to say no to sex when I don't feel comfortable. I've stopped girls in the middle of sex because I wasn't feeling it anymore. It doesn't matter how into it they are or if they're right on the edge, they stop and their immediate reaction is an emotional concern for me checking to see if I'm hurt or they've done something wrong. Which is also my reaction when the roles are reversed.

The world of sex isn't that complicated. I know at some cons, people kind of throw consent out of the window and it's more of a free-for-all but a firm no or yes is all most people need.

>> No.9679653

>>9679651
It's almost as if different people have different life experiences, personalities and react differently to the varying situations they find themselves in during life. You're a cunt who lacks basic empathy. Let's just leave it at that.

>> No.9679658

>>9679626
>age is just a number
And jail is just a room

>> No.9679660

>>9679653
So an arbitrary cut off number to whether or not you can fuck someone is supposed to alleviate the complexity of life?

>Says I'm a cunt with no empathy despite that I said that my immediate reaction when someone tells me they want to stop during sex is overwhelming concern for their mental, emotional and physical state

I care a lot about the people I'm intimate with. Even if it's just one time, even if it's just a kiss and they ask to stop. I still want to help them and care for them.

>>9679658
>ignores the context of the post

>> No.9679662

>>9679651
Why am I responding?

At that point I was completely dependant on my parents. Even just working a jon had strong restrictions on it at that age. I had not yet developed the agency of an adult; almost all other young teens haven't yet either

>> No.9679664

>>9679660
I'm calling you a cunt because your immediate reaction to a guy sharing his story about how he felt he was pressured into a sexual encounter and how it had a lasting emotional impact on him afterwards was 'So you're just retarded then, just say no bro, it's what I did!'. I don't give a fuck about you or the people you've been intimate with

>> No.9679666

>>9679664
No. He was using his story to try and dissuade others from their actions because he's an idiot. He was not seeking help or empathy to deal with his emotional/mental distress. He's having a bitch at the world for something he could have stopped.

>> No.9679667

>tfw waited too long to buy accessories for an upcoming meet and now it’s 50/50 if they’ll show up on time
whelp

>> No.9679672

Why are we being invaded by all those retards lately?
Kys nobody like you,you're not welcome here

>> No.9679673

>>9679666
His story was in response to some guy saying that he'd be more than happy to have some older woman use him sexually at a vulnerable age. It offered a not often heard point of view different from the usual 'Having older women fuck boys is awesome!' rhetoric. He never came off as judgmental or attempted to dissuade anybody. The only one who seems to have a problem with what he said is you, because you're a cunt. You've spent the entire thread trying to justify adults fucking minors who've only just hit puberty

>> No.9679677

>>9679673
> You've spent the entire thread trying to justify adults fucking minors who've only just hit puberty
And I think I've done a good job.

I won't respond to you anymore because you're starting to strawman and go into a normative argument.

>> No.9679679

>>9679666
I'd rather other young boys and girls not get used by someone older who can take advantage of their lack of wisdom and experience. Is that really a bad thing?
>666
Of course

>> No.9679685

>seagulls defending pedophilia
>robots arguing against it
What is the world coming to?

>> No.9679687

>>9679677
I'm sure your family must be immensely proud they've raised such an upstanding pedo crusader to fight the good fight on 4chan. And yes, citing logical fallacies as the reason you won't continue to respond when you've literally called someone a 'dumb faggot' for having a completely reasonable point of view different to your own. Never reproduce

>> No.9679696

>>9679685
>seagulls
just robots roleplaying like most of the shitters of the last threads i'm pretty sure.

>> No.9679698

>>9679696
Somehow I doubt the woman that went into explicit detail of how she went to a con and fucked a boy and then attempted to defend it was a robot

>> No.9679704

>>9679698
You might be right but it might also be a robot LARPing for all we know.
We're being invaded since last week and there's been a bunch of trolls and the like making a ruckus in threads especially the feels thread. It sucks.
Maybe we should stop having one until they get bored of shitting things up.

>> No.9679708

>>9679698
Really? Coz that sounded like a neckbeard fantasy to me. Unfortunately awful people exist everywhere, but this gull was certainly not defending it, and r9k is more likely to be into that shit anyway.

>> No.9679709

>>9679704
>>9679640
agreed

>> No.9679712

Mods should honestly just nuke the thread already and monitor newer threads more closely. I mean the board moves at a snail's pace already and feels threads are likely the main source of all the reports they receive here anyway.

>> No.9679718

>>9679399
same for everything but the gaining weight part. I've actually lost weight and taken up jogging, but the rest is killing me

>> No.9679719

>>9679712
Wouldn't that be admiting that they won?
Having to change our ways to acomodate to them, it's pretty insulting

>> No.9679723

>>9679719
Well it's not the first time a feels thread has been nuked because it went so off-topic. We've had at least two of them get pruned in the last week

>> No.9679725

Jesus fuck, this thread went places while I was sleeping.

>> No.9679727

I bet you gulls would kill to just have 'tfw no lolita gf' posts again

>> No.9679730

>>9679727
No, we’d not. It’s pretty obvious at this point that it’s robota who derail these threads. If only janitors done a better job.

>> No.9679732

>>9679723
But that's the point, gulls are suffering because of a few shitposting incels and the mods salt-the-earth approach.
Maybe we need to take this higher up the food chain

>> No.9679734
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9679734

>>9679732
Too bad we can't ask Moot to do something about it since he sold the site. He became a lolita after all so he'd probably have a soft spot for /cgl/

>> No.9679766

In case anybody wants to vent:
>>>/r9k/40860667

>> No.9679779

>>9679734
god damn they look terrible

>> No.9679781

I suggest we do a /cgl/ sings "Take a hint"

>> No.9679811

>DD is expensive
>goes for $650 secondhand
>DD is re-released
>happy
>buys it for $300

I'm happy that I bought my DD for half the price. Though I'm worried it would be consider inferior to the original. I'm surprised the original commands a price of $600 even after the re-release.

>> No.9679813
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9679813

>tfw nothing seems worthwhile anymore
>buy lolita to fill the void
>I like it, but honestly don't know if it makes me happy or not
>studying for major I don't care about and know I won't be succesful in
>stopped going to class, quit talking to online friends, minimize interaction with irl friends
>stopped drawing, playing vidya, or dressing up
>got opportunity to buy dream dress and past few days have been me thinking about do I really want it? would it really make me feel better?
>don't want to do anything anymore

I'm really tired.
I want to start drawing again, I want to reconnect with my friends but I just don't, and I'm not sure why. Maybe I'm scared? It's already been so long, I feel like it's not worthwhile.
I'm honestly not even sure whether I enjoy the things I do or not.
I should probably see a therapist or get on meds or something but from past experience I know that'll just make me feel worse.

>> No.9679817

>>9679813
You should start attending a psychologist and try to get things straight. Dont take meds without taking help from professionals.

>> No.9679818

>>9679734
You’ve posted about this person before but I’m not seeing it. Moot was uglier than that. (sorry moot)

>>9679811
Congrats! Unless the rerelease has an obviously different design or lower quality fabric, nobody is really going to think it’s inferior to the original. In my 8+ years in lolita I’ve only met one person who thought like that and she was kind of a ridiculous person who nobody took seriously.

>> No.9679820
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9679820

>tfw no bf

>> No.9679821

>>9679820
Are you cute?

>> No.9679823

Man I just really love lolita.

>> No.9679825

>>9679821
other people call me cute but I'm not sure if they're just being nice
I'm not too confident in my looks

>> No.9679826

>>9679825
same anon

>> No.9679828

>>9679825
>>9679826
I want you to be cute and confident, gulls. Who needs the bf more, tho?

>> No.9679831

>>9679130
I don't mean to offend but...lose weight perhaps?

>> No.9679832

>>9679823
>>9679825
Same

>> No.9679833

tfw my lolita girlfriend is a total bitch to me even though I just made like half a million dollars and will probably buy her angelic pretty at some point

life is suffering

>> No.9679835

>>9679833
like... the entire brand?

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9679840

>>9679828
earlier today I was thinking that maybe having a robot bf wouldn't be all that bad, so this whole situation is definitely reaching a critical level

I'm just really scared of most men and all I want is a shy and sweet bf who would be fine with listening to me talk about dresses

>> No.9679841

>>9679835
no, autismina, I just meant some dresses from the brand because I've heard her say she likes them

I should get her the Girlfriend So Cunty JSK based on her current behavior though

>> No.9679843

>>9679840
I'm not a robot but I fit the other criteria. I'll even help you pick some out and hold your hand while you browse /cgl/

>> No.9679845

>>9679833
>half a million dollars
>buying her only a $250 dollar dress

????

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9679848

>>9679841
Don't be mean.

That's a lot of money. My bf doesn't make nearly as much as you do but he still buys me burando on occasion.
Anyways, if she's being bitchy why would you date her? Assuming she's always like that, though.

>> No.9679849
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9679849

>>9679841
Don't be mean.

That's a lot of money. My bf doesn't make nearly as much as you do but he still buys me burando on occasion. Do you not already do that?
Anyways, if she's being bitchy why would you date her? Assuming she's always like that, though.

>> No.9679850

>>9679843
thank you anon, that's nice of you to say

>> No.9679855

>>9679840
A visit to /r9k/ will change your opinion. I am a robot though, just wishing for your best. I would love to listen you talk about dresses but its more funny when both parties actually know a lot about it right

>>9679841
Love cant be bought. Its nice to gift people but make sure to work on your relationship.

>> No.9679858

>>9679850
You're welcome. It'll be nicer to let me do it, though

>> No.9679865

>>9679855
thank you. maybe /r9k/ isn't that great of a board, but I'm sure there are some nice robots too
I'm probably just being naive though

>>9679858
you don't seem that shy, anon

>> No.9679866

I just want a beautiful prince to take care of me

>> No.9679869

>>9679865
Well we're on an anonymous imageboard. I'm pretty shy IRL

>> No.9679870

>>9679845
maybe I should get you Girlfriend So Entitled JSK

>>9679849
no I don't already do that, maybe if she was a better girlfriend I would. actually historically I've tried to keep gifts to non-financial things so that she doesn't get the impression that I feel like I have to pay for her company, although at this point sometimes I think I'd rather pay for a sugar baby who consistently behaves better

she wasn't bitchy when I met her, the relationship is on the downward slide because her behavior has just gone sour

>>9679855
not trying to buy love, just sex and a pleasant, ideally submissive demeanor

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9679871

>>9679866

>> No.9679875

>>9679870
>make 500k $
>never buy gf anything

Geeee, I wonder why she’s a bitch to you.

>> No.9679879

>>9679865
We are rude because we are on an imageboard but in a real life situation we would be on the corner watching chad and stacy have fun. Truth be told, we are just frustrated for our own depression and lack of success in our lives. We all have big plans for the future, those that dont meet the plans end up robot somehow.

>> No.9679880

>>9679875
the money hasn't even hit my bank account yet, jesus christ, can you wait like ten minutes before your feminist mosquito proboscis dives into my wallet

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9679881

>>9679870
I understand why you'd do try to keep gifts to non-financial things.
Have you talked to her about her bitchiness? If you're both consistently unhappy it may be better for both of you to end it.

>> No.9679883

>>9679879
that actually sounds kind of relatable. I wish you robots good luck

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9679888

>>9679870
>non-financial things
Like what? Does she even want these things? Maybe you should consider she is probably making less money than you and would really like a nice gift.

>> No.9679896

>>9679881
>Have you talked to her about her bitchiness?

yeah but it goes in one ear and out the other. unfortunately it's been my experience that women just have to be replaced after a certain amount of time when they start to malfunction like this, there's no "fixing" it once the honeymoon period ends and the mask comes off. I am ever hopeful to be proven wrong on this though, after all, if you don't believe in love what's the point of living?

>>9679888
I grew a garden full of strawberries just for her and she basically told me I was wasting my time and got annoyed that it was taking up space in our house. so no, apparently she doesn't really want these things.

as for "nice gift" why does a gift have to cost a lot of money to be "nice"?

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9679902

>>9679896
Did you tell her that the strawberries were for her? Did you package it in a way that was obvious it was a gift?

>unfortunately it's been my experience that women just have to be replaced after a certain amount
Also go back to /r9k/ and get off my board.

>> No.9679906

>>9679896
You sound like a jerk and I hope that she’ll dump your ass.
Nobody likes unwanted gifts. It isn’t about money. You just don’t know what she wants and you don’t care. You’ll never have a happy relationship with this attitude.

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9679908

>>9679896
>women just have to be replaced
>malfunction
>yikes
You're starting to sound like you two are a actually a pretty good match for each other.

You should keep your partner's interests in mind when giving gifts, not your own.
For example, if you make her a fancy steak dinner because you like steak, but she hates steak. She obviously won't appreciate the gesture, and you'll get upset she doesn't like it. You're making the gift about yourself and your own feelings, even though it's supposed to be for her.

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9679909

>>9679902
>Did you package it in a way that was obvious it was a gift?

no but I explained it after the fact and she either didn't believe me or didn't give a shit

I don't even really like sugary fruit so obviously it was for her

>Also go back to /r9k/ and get off my board.

more like /pol/ and /fit/ frillbitch

btw why is the guy in your comic hitler

>>9679906
I have had a lot of really happy relationships actually, they just have an expiration date

as for what she wants lol let's be honest no woman knows what she wants

>> No.9679911

>>9679906
>You just don’t know what she wants and you don’t care.
This. You're just projecting what you would want as a gift onto her or what you think she wants as as gift. It doesn't have to be a monetary gift, but it still has to be something she actually enjoys for her to honestly appreciate it.

>> No.9679912

>>9679908
>>9679911
but she likes cute bullshit like strawberries

this is the kind of thing that shows up on your frilly dresses, no? she actually has one with donuts all over it so I don't see what the issue is. desu I am convinced she just wants to be a jerk to me because she's bored.

as for the malfunction thing, it was kind of tongue in cheek for me to phrase it like that but I don't really have another word for it. women act up after you've been with them for too long. get comfortable and think they can behave badly without consequences. so far I haven't been able to find a solution to this other than replacement

>> No.9679917

>>9679912
I'm curious, how long have you been dating? Has she ever asked you to buy her lolita stuff before?

>> No.9679919

>>9679917
>the ideal boyfriend is one that buys you stuff
even a robot like me can realize youre just a money slug

>> No.9679921

>>9679912
I think liking cute things and wanting to eat cute things is different. She probably would have liked something with strawberries or donuts ON it. It's not that complicated. I used to exchange gifts with my ex-bf all the time, and it was relatively easy to figure out what we each wanted.

>so far I haven't been able to find a solution to this other than replacement
Are you ever going to settle down for the long term? Everyone has flaws. Sounds like you need to work on them, too.

>> No.9679922

>>9679919
apparently robots don't know how to read though

>> No.9679923

>>9679912

My wife loves the gifts I get her, and our honeymoon period is long gone. Maybe it's because I treat her like a human, not a doll, and actually ask her about things she likes.

>> No.9679927

>>9679917
Like two years. Yeah she has, but I didn't really want to throw hundreds of dollars away into some frilly bullshit at the time. It's not that I was broke or anything (was making pretty decent money depending on how my businesses were doing at any given time), but I didn't have an insanely massive chunk of disposable income like I'm about to.

>>9679921
>Are you ever going to settle down for the long term?

Sure, I'd like to, but if the girl isn't acting right I'm not going to put up with it. Would rather be single or in short term relationships for the rest of my life than live with a girl who behaves in this way.

>>9679923
Treating a woman like an equal is a mistake. I bet your wife is fat.

>> No.9679931

After /r9k/ raid we have a /pol/tards now.

Just fucking kill me already.

>> No.9679934

I wish my hair would grow faster. I had a bob cut for several years and now that I got into lolita there's a bunch of hairstyles I want to do but don't have the hair for.

>> No.9679937

>>9679927
Maybe if you didn't present yourself as wealthy in attempt to attract lolita gold diggers/sugar babies, you wouldn't have this problem.

>> No.9679945

>>9679927
I had a degree of sympathy until you decided women aren’t human

Maybe that’s why your gf is pissy...?

>> No.9679946

>>9679937

The problem can't possibly be him, anon, he's such a catch! Who wouldn't go gaga over a sexist manbaby who probably can't wash a dish to save his life?

>> No.9679949

>tfw r9k is right
>tfw all women are gold digging thots
>tfw the 17th amendment was a mistake

>> No.9679951

>>9679949
Senators were a mistake?

>> No.9679956

Ehhhh I'll take pol over r9k any day desu

>> No.9679957

>>9679951
>tfw i meant 19th
>tfw I'm retarded
>tfw senators are also a mistake

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>>9679956

>> No.9679961

>>9679956
I rather shoot myself than choose one of them.

>>9679957
lel

>> No.9679964

>>9679961
Until our mods can get rid of both of them our best bet is to pick a side and have them slug it out

>> No.9679968

Just nuke these threads for a month or two, they keep getting worse and worse.

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9679969

>>9679964
Eugh. Fine.
Which one is the less shit?

>> No.9679970

>>9679969
Whats up with this fascism? Cant you just accept people from other boards? This site isnt YOURS

>> No.9679972

>>9679970
That's it gulls, don't interact with them, just make a thread discusing lolita on /pol/. No context, no nothing, just frilly dresses on /pol/ and /r9k/.

>> No.9679974

>>9679931
I want /fit/ back.

>> No.9679975

>>9679970
>This site isnt YOURS
Yeah, but this board is. /cgl/ belongs to seagulls, no one else.

>> No.9679976

>>9679972
...Sounds good to me.
Military lolita thread time.

>> No.9679978

>>9679519
>lazy town
lost hard

>> No.9679979

>>9679970
/cgl/ is our territory dude, heck off. How am I fascist to begin with?

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>>9679970

>> No.9679983

>>9679550
I'M IN NO FAP NOVERMBER, FUCK YOU, STOP THOSE KIND OF POSTS, THIS IS A BLUE BOARD AND THIS IS /CGL/

>> No.9679985

>>9679972
Try if you can

>>9679975
>>9679979
>>9679980
Following your logic you can't post anywhere else because muh board. Hahaha you are actually worse than arcanines, cringyyy

>> No.9679986

>>9679908
I don't know man, sometimes women are fucking insane.
>Wife needs a new laptop.
>Just got my quarterly bonus.
>Buy her a nice laptop as a surprise.
>She literally throws a tantrum and stops talking to me for a couple of days because it's white.

>> No.9679987

>>9679969
I'd say /pol/
Their gripes are kinda legitimate, their manpower is higher and they're used to dealing with other boards' problems

>> No.9679988

>>9679937
The thing is I'd be fine with a lolita gold digger/sugar baby if she actually acted correctly and was extremely physically attractive to me.

>>9679945
Well, I didn't say women aren't human, I just said they're not equal to men. They aren't.

>>9679961
>>9679980
How mad does it make you that I made like $200K betting on Trump winning the election?

>>9679986
This is why getting married is a mistake unless you're trying to have kids. In my experience women will always turn into spoiled little cunts once you are with them long enough. I'd love to find one that doesn't, but I don't think it exists. What you just described is a situation I'd dump a girl for in about five seconds flat.

>> No.9679990

>>9679985
Since you don't get it,let me say it another way: We're a board about cosplay,lolita fashion and other japanese alt fashions, if you're not here to contribute in the discussions and if you're not here to talk about it, get back to your containment board. If you wanna shit threads and/or shitpost so bad, go to /trash/ or /b/.
As simple as that.
The hell even is an arcanine anyway?
>cringy
I don't think you know what that word mean

>> No.9679991
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9679991

>>9679591
>Yeah nah. Masturbation doesn't always need the foreskin to be pulled back and during sustained intercourse the frenulum is putting under a lot of strain.

Can I get my frenulum torn if I'm 24? I'm a virgin.

>> No.9679992
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9679992

>>9679991
I don't even know why I come to these threads any more

>> No.9679994

We get it. You guys are all pure babs and women are all crazy spoiled gold digger meanie stacy roasties.

>> No.9679996

>>9679988
can you stop lying and get off my board please

>> No.9679997

>>9679988
also i want my dress you owe me from "two" years ago

by the way we've been dating for almost three years you complete retard

>> No.9679998

>>9679988
Honestly, it was the closest I've ever been to seperating.

She ended up relenting and apologising when it became obvious I wasn't going to apologise for buying the wrong colour laptop.
I do love her, and we are planning to have kids together, but sometimes it just seems like a screw is loose and she flies off the handle - only solution is to just ignore it and wait for her to calm down.

But honestly, if the worst she get does is have a breakdown here or there, I'm fine - I can work around that.
Only thing I can't deal with is infidelity of any kind - if she so much as kissed another man I'd be seperating the same day.

>> No.9680000

>>9679991
Yes.
A mate had his torn through by a slag at a convention.

Apparently it happened mid stroke during a violent blowjob, dude basically ended up pissing blood on her face.

>> No.9680002

>>9679997
FIGHT
FIGHT
FIGHT
FIGHT

>> No.9680004

>>9680000
>dude basically ended up pissing blood on her face.
Well, I'm fucking scared now, how do you even prevent this or fix it? How to become immune?

>> No.9680006

>>9679997
FIGHTO
FIGHTO
FIGHTO
FIGHTO

>> No.9680007

>>9679974
Maybe if the diet&exercise threads we try to make didn't get nuked in under 5 minutes we would be more likely to stay

You girls, or your mods, fell for the body positivity meme and can't reconcile with that

>> No.9680010

>>9680004
Don't have extremely violent intercourse.

If you're in pain, it's probably too much pressure.

>> No.9680012

>>9679732
>le incel meme
>le /r9k/ boogeymen

I mean, of course, every male that posts here must be from /r9k/ and an incel, there are no males anywhere else, you must be right.

>> No.9680013

>>9679983
>tfw no bf to coax into jerking off together, turning him on mercilessly until his restraint fades

>> No.9680015

>>9680012
Anon never said that. Men are welcome here, most of them in larp and cosplay thread are nice, helpful people. If you just say unrelated shit you are probably an incel.
>>9680007
That's probably because last time we had these threads, after a while /fit/ also started shitposting and spamming other threads. Maybe mods could allow them for a test, but they're doing a terrible job lately.

>> No.9680016

>>9680010
But what qualifies as violent intercourse?

Will it matter if her pussy is too tight? Should I refuse if that were the case? Wouldn't it be rude?

Fuck, this shit was already complicated enough, now something else to worry about.

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>>9680015
>If you just say unrelated shit you are probably an incel.

>that reasoning skills
A-aristotle?

>> No.9680024

>>9679975
>Yeah, but this board is. /cgl/ belongs to seagulls, no one else.
>Yeah, but this country is. It belongs to whites, no one else.

>>>/pol/

>> No.9680025

>>9680016
Unless you go balls deep at 100 miles an hour, with no foreplay or lube, then you don't have to worry.

Just do some foreplay, put it in gently and then pick up the pace when you're both warmed up.
If it's painful on your frenulum, then slow down, or use a bit more lube.

You'll be fine so long as you don't go full retard.

Also, communicate what you want to do, girls are just as freaky as guys, and will get off more if you do certain things for them.
Just make sure you're not jamming your finger up their butthole without asking first.

>> No.9680027

>>9680024
Neither of those statements are false.

>> No.9680031

>>9680020
>don't have anything better to do
>don't have anyting interesting to say
>no hobbies other than shitposting
I'd love to have a meaningful conversation with you, what /cgl/ related thing is your interest?

>> No.9680032

Once again, seagulls btfo at their own board

>> No.9680033

>>9680025
But what if some day I feel like turbofucking at 7200rpm? Dude I don't want to be restricted like that. Is there a way to fix it and make my dick resistant to all of that?

>> No.9680034

>>9680024
Being a seagull is adaptable, race isn't. Stop being a retard and leave.

>> No.9680036
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9680036

>>9680027
>America belongs to whites

>> No.9680039

>>9680033
If it really bothers you, you can get circumcised.

Wouldn't advise it, though.
Causes your glans to keratinise and harden, killing off your self lubing.
Not to mention the loss in sensation in your glans and foreskin.

>> No.9680042

>>9680036
We won, fair and square.

Good game, don't be a sore loser.

>> No.9680044

>>9680031
Incel is involuntary celibacy afaik, and that's not inherently related to:
>don't have anything better to do
>don't have anyting interesting to say
>no hobbies other than shitposting
I'd go as far as to say that's a terrible meme, since, if your problem really is that you are being involuntarily celibate, then you could fix that with $5. Anyway.

>I'd love to have a meaningful conversation with you, what /cgl/ related thing is your interest?
I like historical european fashion which is pretty similar, if not almost the same thing, as lolita fashion. I'm not familiar with brands and such though. Think a man who likes paintings but has no knowledge about types of paint and painting surfaces.

>> No.9680046

>>9680042
t. seagulls

>> No.9680048

>>9680036
Indians arrived to america by crossing the bering strait, they were not born there so they don't have the ultimate claim to it.

We conquered it and it is ours now, that's war for you.

>> No.9680050

>>9680039
Uh, no thanks.
So how did our ancestors fuck without lube and shit?

Is lube really necessary?

>> No.9680051

>>9680013
I'm already dripping FUCK YOU

>> No.9680052

>>9680044
>I like historical european fashion
Now we're talking. What period is your favorite? I took interest in lolita after historical fashion. I wanted to wear it as dailywear, but floor lenght dresses and corsets were too impractical for my lifestyle. Lolita is a good midpoint.

>> No.9680053

>>9680050
Foreplay.

Lube isn't 100% necessary for everyone, but a good quality lube can be the difference between bad sex and good sex.

>> No.9680054

>>9680052
>I took interest in lolita after historical fashion.
A lot of reading just to take an interest in generic fashion. Good jobu

>> No.9680055

>>9680051
don't fight it~

>> No.9680059

>>9679996
>>9679997
I love you bae don't fight with me in front of the frilly girls I'm trying to cheat on you with pls

>>9680002
>>9680006
are you ladies single

>> No.9680061

>>9680052
>What period is your favorite?
A wide range on periods to be honest, from middle ages onwards mostly upper class and aristocracy, and of course, victorian fashion. Although I go back and forth from "rococó'd" clothing to more minimal things. I have a thing for corsets. Nowadays clothing is sickening and degenerate imo.

>> No.9680063

>>9680055
Step back succubus, you won't make me spill my seed.

>> No.9680068

>>9680059
i don't understand why you won't just get in the shower and stop being a manchild

>> No.9680074

>>9680036
Fun fact
The man in this commercial was italian

>> No.9680085

>>9680074
Well at least it wasn't a white person

>> No.9680104

>>9679825
Gosh just post your discord already.

>> No.9680123

>>9680104
Post yours.

>> No.9680124

>>9680123
Yours

>> No.9680129

>>9680124
you

>> No.9680132

>>9680124
>>9680129
Get a room already

>> No.9680136

New thread
>>9680079

>> No.9680144

>>9679974
I never stopped shitting up this board with demanding lunch money and drunken bragposting

>> No.9680183

>>9680129
Kore#7261

inb4 things happen

>> No.9680230

>>9679704
>>9679712
agreed

>> No.9680560

>>9679580
This >>9679627
In most of Europe this would not be an issue except for your friends getting jelly and old hags getting assmad, it's legal and everyone understands what both of you get out of it. America seems to be full of moral puritans though but fuck them.