/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

[Anonymous No.9722104]

Ever "drop your spaghetti" at a con or a comm?

[Anonymous No.9722114]

I worked a booth and the girl working in the booth next over was overtly hitting on me the entire time without me even noticing at all. It was apparent to everybody but me...

[Anonymous No.9727825]

>>9722104
I drop it almost everyday especially in front of crush when we talk (stuttering,nervous laugh,mispronouncing words since english isn't my main language).
She said she thinks it's cute to one of her friends that then said it back to me.
Maybe because I'm a small girl though. And she knows I'm autistic (litteraly). She was cosplaying the character that gets in a relationship with my character at the end and she's so gentle and pretty that I melted in front of her the first time and kept stumbling upon words.

[Anonymous No.9727897]

>>9722104
How did this phrase originate?

[Anonymous No.9727912]

>>9727897
Mom's Spaghetti

[Anonymous No.9727914]

>>9722104
During my third convention ever, I roomed co-op with 7 other people (1 other guy and 6 girls).
After the convention, my friend told me "you must have had your charm on, because a ton of people have a crush on you."
I'm super oblivious, and I asked her who tf was crushing on me, and she said "3 people from the room, but you have to guess."
To this day, I still don't know who the hell had a crush on me. I never asked anyone, because I was paranoid that my friend was playing a cruel joke on me (it happened a lot in high school when I was a fatty-chan, and I've never gotten over it)

[Anonymous No.9727927]

>>9722104
>a comm
do you mean a meet?
I drop my spaghetti on the regular. I just feel so uncomfortable around people sometimes, so my brain goes into autopilot, in an effort to get the pressure of the driving seat off of me, but then the weirdest shit comes out of my mouth.
I don't feel like this, however, when talking to other lolitas. I feel so relaxed and understood that I just let myself be natural. wish I had a real comm near me though...

[Anonymous No.9727976]

>>9727897
A spergy gamestop greentext

[Anonymous No.9727988]

>>9727897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw

[Anonymous No.9727994]

All the time OP, all the time.

[Anonymous No.9728230]

>>9727897
I think it came from /fit/. Story I saw was some guy carrying a zip lock bag of spaghetti in his pocket and ends up falling out of his pocket while talking to a woman

[Anonymous No.9728367]

All the time. I can feel myself being awkward as fuck at meets but I just can't fucking stop. It's either talk and say weird things because nerves kind of make me lose control of what I say or just sit there and contribute nothing to the conversation but that's super boring, both for me and others. My members seem to like me, or at least tolerate me, though, so I guess it's fine.

[Anonymous No.9728415]

I'm an attractive Asian man. I asked a girl if it was the end of the line and she was spazzing.

[Anonymous No.9728421]

>>9727825
Can girls even be autistic?

[Anonymous No.9728673]

>>9728421
>Can girls even be autistic?
Yes happened to me in the grocery store the other day. The problem is I'm even more autistic and didn't realize what was happening until someone told me after

[Anonymous No.9729080]

>>9727897
I believe it was a copypasta on /v/ about some guy buying a game from gamestop and being embarrassed about it. The phrase itself was likely inspired by lyrics in Eminem's "Lose Yourself", where a nervous rapper's monologue is juxtaposed with imagery of his mom's spaghetti.

[Anonymous No.9730094]

I once told a 6"2' girl that was holding a panel she didn't look tall. She replied 'because I'm sitting down' I pretty much had a brain fart because I thought she was cute

[Anonymous No.9730121]

>>9728421
Well yes I have actual autism (aspie) as I said. I try my best to be normal but I'm not very good at it...

[Anonymous No.9731073]

>memorize lines a character says from a show so I can be in character
>forget all of them the moment someone calls out my characters name, do the naruto jutsu pose, and yell back "HAI"

The more I think about it, the more I realize it was autistic to try to memorize the lines than it was to forget them.

[Anonymous No.9731144]

>Anime Expo 2016
>my first con ever
>brought my DSLR
>too beta to ask any girls for photos
>trying to work up the courage
>see girl
>cosplaying pretty obscure character I know
>THIS IS IT
>we make eye contact
>she smiles
>starts walking up to me
>Oh God, I can't do this
>she starts to say "Hi"
>look away and run down the hall
>spaghetti spilling out of both my pockets
>people tripping on all the tomato sauce
>only took pictures of dudes all day

[Anonymous No.9731146]

The first time I went to a con in ages a really cute guest who I admire tried to hit on me but I'm so autistic I laughed in his face about it. He was really nice the other times I ran into him and would still smile and talk to me but holy shit I physically hurt thinking about how badly I dropped my sphagetti when he first walked up to me.

[Anonymous No.9732494]

>saw a girl that I saw at a previous con and said something along the lines of "oh hey weren't you at x con? I love your cosplay!"
>She stopped to talk to me, didn't expect this
>After a one or two "so how are you liking this con" tier questions I end up saying " you know what I actually have no idea how to talk to people so I'll let you go" while doing those, after you ma'am, arms with an awkward smile.
>As she was walking away and I went back to a friend to cry about what I just did, noticed her looking back to me and smirking

[Anonymous No.9732910]

>>9728421
They are, but only about a fourth as often as boys.

[Anonymous No.9739857]

>Be me, male
>At a party
>Drunk as shit
>I'm a lewd drunk
>Friend (also male) is cosplaying as Jumin Han
>Ask him several times to tie me up

I don't think he's even into guys.
I'm too embarrassed to face him at cons now. And we're friends with a lot of the same people, so cons are embarrassing in general because I don't know which friends he's told. I assume that all of my friends know I'm kinky.