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cosplay is not consent edition

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>> No.9976368

Man I just really love consent

>> No.9976377

Somebody call the cops because having an ass that thicc is illegal

>> No.9976381

Stupid sexy Flanders.

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There's a girl in my comm who talks in a "lolita voice"... when I asked her to stop, she grabbed my nipples and pinched HARD.

>> No.9976470

Isn't Vegeta her husband?
Why does she need permission to grab ass?

>> No.9976472 [DELETED] 

This did not happen.

>> No.9976473 [DELETED] 

>t. someone who's never been to a comm meet

>> No.9976475 [DELETED] 

t. pathological liar

>> No.9976476

I'm really sick of all these

that crossboarders and non lolitas keep trying to make a thing

>> No.9976490

Why do mods let it happen tho?

>> No.9976497

Because they can't prove it didn't happen.

>> No.9976498 [DELETED] 

>t. sociopath

>> No.9976517

>There's a girl in my comm who talks in a "lolita voice"
I hate that!

>> No.9976518

I genuinely like them. I still haven't been to a real meet, just stuff at cons, so I like to imagine all these stories are 100% true since I don't know what they are like.

>> No.9976519

You're an idiot with the sense of humor of a 5 year old. All those posts do is say gross things that a child would come up with.


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I.... I have a confession.

I started the thong diaper meme.

I'm sorry.

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I assume the joke is that lolita pretend to be prim and proper so posting about something gross is to bait (you's).
It seems to be effective.

>> No.9976531

Wow! I can't believe I'm meeting cgl royalty!!

>> No.9976532 [DELETED] 

I hope you get tit cancer

It's a joke that was played out long before that. The subversion of the prim and proper lolita has been done time and time again, look at MC melody doll. Farting in your petticoat and airing it out was a joke from ages ago. But now it's like a bunch of people trying to out do each other with who can seem like the bigger tolder with "LOL POOPFARTS, LOOK UP MY PETTI XDD I HAVE A THONG"

>> No.9976533 [DELETED] 

I don't think you are aware of the website you are on.

>> No.9976535 [DELETED] 
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>It's a joke that was played out long before that.
But now the joke is you being salty?

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Wow. Somebody's got her thong diaper in a bunch!

>> No.9976537 [DELETED] 

I am, 4chan isn't exclusively filled with posts involving people talking about shit and diapers though.

The joke is people are retarded enough to find it funny this far after it was a thing.


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It's okay anon we can get you headpats now...just calm down.
You're letting the water get chummed at this point.

>> No.9976541 [DELETED] 

You sound like a crossboarder from one of the more incel inclined boards like jp or r9k

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I'm glad we're cracking down on diaper posting. Pull that shit to my face at meet and pic related is your future.

>> No.9976547 [DELETED] 

Lolitas who wear diapers are a real thing though, I know one irl. I see the fake stories as making fun of the actual diaper wearers. Its just satire based on a stereotype.

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I just wanted someone to talk to before going to bed anon. Thanks for the all the (you's). God I'm lonely.

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30 posts into the feels thread and nobody's done anything but debate the merits of diaper memes

>> No.9976562

>Tfw have a voice some might consider a tryhard lolita voice and hate me for it
>Tfw haven't been to a meet yet and I'm really anxious someone's gonna talk smack

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>move out
>start working out
>start getting my shit together
>another lonely friday night
I somehow thought things would be different

>> No.9976604

What is a good cosplay for a 29 year old girl and her 58 year old mother?

>> No.9976619

what the fuck is a lolita voice?

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>> No.9976644

thanks crossboarder. Now what the fuck is a "lolita" voice supposed to sound like? most lolitas ive met have man voices

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>> No.9976690

>start wearing j-fashion in public
>someone compliments me
>we start talking
>we become friends

turns out when you get your sense of fashion from somewhere other than walmart, people are more likely to want to talk to you.

>> No.9976692

desu you're the crossboarder if you don't know what this is about

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>husband is a leg man
>lose both legs in car accident
>afraid he'll leave me

>> No.9976715

My friend's mom gave her burando to Goodwill...

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I missed it...

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Adult Merida and Queen Elinor.

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God to be this new.

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>> No.9976794

I visited p*l once. Once. Back when Trumpf was elected, because it was in the news. Now it’s the only board my phone suggests, despite regularly visiting /cgl/ and /a/ and /c/, yet none of those show up. A bit creepy I think.

>> No.9976800

previously determined consent is still consent and being married isn't consent by default (reminder that marital rape laws didn't exist in all 50 states until 1993)

>> No.9976815

Bookmark your actual homeboard and that might help. Additionally, see if you can delete your visit to the unwanted board from your history.

Hope you manage to fix this anon.

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>> No.9976880

You asked.

>> No.9976890

Oddly enough, erasing the wretched place from phone’s history worked. Thanks anony!

>> No.9976892

how retarded can you possibly be?

>> No.9976896

>tfw perpetual bag-holder
>Tfw so a group cosplay and get asked to take a picture for people of your group
>Tfw none of then speak up to say I'm also in the group

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>Spends 30 minutes trying and combining petticoats to find the right amount of poof
>Ends up not wearing that stupid coord anyway

I hate when I waste my own time like this

>> No.9976960

Putting on my first ever coord for the first time in public. Manning up to out to the bank in it.

Ok...wish me luck.

>> No.9976974

You can do it, anon! I'm rooting for you.

>> No.9976976

Man I just really love cosplay

>> No.9976999
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> Dream Dress comes up
> Phone dies day of auction ending, out of state with family obligation
>Get outbid at literal last minute by semi-famous lolita
M-maybe I’ll at least see the dress coorded. Hopefully it shows up again someday

>> No.9977055


I failed you. I failed myself. I chickened out.

FUCK. How do real lolitas do this!? You need to be so brave to be in this fashion, no joke.

>> No.9977057

No, you just have to not be insanely self conscious. I don't get why you care so much about what absolute strangers think of you.

>> No.9977088

I wish I knew why too...

>> No.9977109
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>Had to buy some basic make up and shit
>now want to trap for fun
>retinol cream, niacinimide, hylaraunic acid, moisturizer, primer, foundation, concealer+highlighter, blush/eyebrow set, eyeliner, false eyelashes, glue, circle lenses
>like 250$ worth of makeup (granted, the skin care + foundation/concealer is now something I enjoy in every day life)
>hundreds on the costumes


>> No.9977166

thank you for the actual reply

>> No.9977167

fuck off homo

>> No.9977169

>using a lolita meme from the thread to better roleplay an actual lolita

>> No.9977191
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I guess a followup from the last thread.

I was actually kicked out of my comm, because my boyfriend insulted trannies that called him a bigot after they flirted with him (even after knowing that he was my boyfriend, and they weren't even close enough friends with me for it to even be considered a joke).

Soon as it happened, during the meet apparently all three of them went straight to complain to our organizer over DM's, and got their friends to jump in on the hate wagon. Afterwards, when I decided to message to say what happened it was already too late. They couldn't do any bad, because they are oppressed mentally ill wackjobs. Flirting with my boyfriend is doing no wrong, apparently. I can't blame her too much though. Knowing how these people are, if she didn't take their side she would have to deal with the venomous tranny community.

It was actually really fucking funny, they tried to give me an ultimatum of breaking up with my BF of 4 years or be ex communicated.

Anyways, my boyfriend is sorry for what he did. That's all that matters. And now I went from being careless about trannies in the community to very much wishing they did not exist.

>> No.9977200

>people make someone uncomfortable
>don't stop after those signs of uncomfortable become very clear
>lash out
Why should you boyfriend be sorry for what he did? What they did was harassment.

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you don't need them, you have us

>> No.9977224

Do you wear dresses regularly? Are your frills a drastically different color than what you usually wear? (i.e. pastels when you usually wear black)
If you're not used to wearing things that are at least vaguely similar in type or color to your taste in lolita then you'll feel a lot more self conscious. When I started out, for example, I felt a lot more comfortable wearing black and black/white than pink, even though I really wanted to wear the latter; I got used to pink eventually because I phased into it gradually.
Yes, you do need courage to wear this fashion, or at least complete disregard to people's opinions which I suppose can also count as courage and confidence, depending on how you look at it. And you can build this from the ground up if needed, depending on your situation.
I can tell you that the main thing that keeps me going even on bad days is the fact that I genuinely, truly love this fashion with all my heart and I prioritize my love for wearing it leagues above people's opinions of me.

TL;DR: Don't be too hard on yourself - It might take work but you can find the courage to wear lolita on your own.

>> No.9977230

I honestly find this hard to believe but if this indeed happened, just fucking yikes.

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My comm went to see Crazy Rich Asians and one girl's bf started crying because it made him miss his Chinese ex. It was really awkward.

>> No.9977292

>cosplay is not consent edition
except if you are a female

maybe, this was before they married

>> No.9977298

>letting boyfriends in your comm
found your problem

>> No.9977320

Yes, that's surely the problem and not tolerating trannies in your comm

>> No.9977333

>visited Tokyo
>cons aren't as special anymore
>dealer's rooms used to be exciting but they're boring compared to Akiba
>upcoming con has a huge room full of Japanese arcade games but I know I'll be sad when I see it because it's not the same as a real Japanese arcade

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>met up with someone from /cgl/ for the first time this weekend
>had a good time and would like to see them again
Feels good mane

>> No.9977356

slow your role bill o'reilly

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>Cosplaying character that was very popular years ago, but not as much now
>Most people called me a name I hadn't ever heard of
>Discover that there's a character from a recent anime that literally dresses exactly like the one I'm cosplaying
>A guy from the newer show asked me to take pics with him
>Embraced the meme and did poses

Not exactly what I expected. At least karaoke was pretty fun

>> No.9977499

I didn't allow him in it, he was just dropping me off and they came up to us when it was happening. No more than five minutes for this all to happen

>> No.9977506

On the off chance that really did happen to you then I'm sorry and you're better off without your garbage comm. It's completely unfair but if your comm sides with people who are very clearly in the wrong then being lonelita is preferable.

>> No.9977510

>allowing mentally ill trannies to infiltrate your comms
How do you let this happen, gulls? I'm curious as a man (male)

>> No.9977515

>btw i'm a guy


>> No.9977517

Sorry. I'm a girl (male). I can now join your comm

>> No.9977526
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>tfw can only admire cosplays from afar because too proud to pay for someone to make my cosplay, but no time to make my own

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They think they'll be chic and fashionable like regular gay dudes, they end up with a pack of pic relateds

>> No.9977528

In all honesty, from what I've seen, lolitas are so prone to being labeled elitists and bullies for no good reason that we've become sort of doormats willing to accept everyone to our comms as long as no one claims that we're meanies. Not all communities are like this, obviously, I'm speaking very generally here, but it explains why men parading as "trans women" are allowed in our comms and use us as fetish fodder while being given the benefit of the doubt (that they don't deserve) because no one wants to be called transphobic. Same reason many comms silently tolerate socially retarded itas that no one actually wants to hang out with, because god forbid we have some standards and not want to associate with people who embarrass us in public.
>B-B-But that would be mean!!1
It's a huge pile of bullshit that we sacrifice our safety for the sake of being "inclusive uwu" but it is what it is.

>> No.9977534


This is exactly what it is. These women want to hang around non-threatening males who might happen to share some of the same interests and end up with a bunch of mentally ill sexual predators.

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I can't think of any other thread to post in, so here it goes.
My girlfriend started going to Elfia every year, and now she wants to go again but doesn't really know what she wants to wear, and doesn't like being asked for photographs every 5 minutes like last time when she spend months preparing her outfit, and got a lot of attention she didn't want.
She's dressing up less and less expressive, but because I know she loves going I started to come along, and apart from it not really being my crowd or people (I'm pretty Dutch to say the least) I can't say I don't enjoy it and look at the crowd with curiosity.
I don't see the appeal to anime, fantasy, and that whole thing, but because she loves it I want to be sure she gets to do what she likes.

She dressed as a nymph, a deer, and an elf, and now she wants to dress more lolita but with a little bit of fantasy mixed into it.
What should she wear next, or what inspiration should she draw from?
She likes fantasy more than lolita btw.

She also wants to go to castlefest but apart from me she doesn't have anyone else to meet there, I'm pretty social and straightforward so that shouldn't be a problem, but can you easily make friends and have fun there?
A friend of mine goes there to pick up girls and says people get pretty drunk while listening to loud music which sounds more like a festival rather than something oriented towards cosplay and whatnot.

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>she wants to dress more lolita but with a little bit of fantasy mixed into it
She's better off mixing her fantasy with straight up Victorian stuff, if you ask me.
Lolita is already pretty out there and unless you're very subtle about it like pic related, mixing it with fantasy elements is going to look like shit more often than not and she'll most likely ruffle the comm's petticoats and be labeled an ita larper. And I don't necessarily disagree; lolita is a fashion and we don't react too well to seeing it treated like a costume.

>> No.9977614

>tfw really want to couple cosplay with my gf but I have zero artistic skill required to create my own cosplay
>inevitably I'd have to ask her to make my cosplay or buy one
>I don't want to pressure her into anything so never ask
>Looks like we'll be heading to another con together without a couple's cosplay even though it's something I've wanted to do since I was a teenager and never got a chance to

Suffering. We have a bunch of ideas for couple cosplays too, but I can't even cut in a straight line, let alone craft an outfit. She can craft some cute stuff though.

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>Boyfriend sorry for what he did

Nigga what? He has no reason to be sorry. I would let him know that. He didn't do anything wrong. It's their choice to make advances on him, and his choice to shut them the fuck out.

>> No.9977662


based and redpilled-in-training

>> No.9977691

now all you have to do is view the rest of the world like your comm

Your comm is filled with western lolitas
Third world ita's and trannies invade it
You community is now garbage, filled with vile people.
No one can say anything without a word ending with ist or ot being labeled to you
comms will slowly die out
and what was good, is now trash

>> No.9977761

Why are comms even a public good? Shouldn't they just be a group of friends hanging out?

>> No.9977773

Anon, I have never, EVER read anything so absolutely retarded in my life. I was losing brain cells just reading this post. It's like you got full on slapped with a stupid stick.

Ask your girlfriend to help you make your cosplay or flat out make it for you so that you can couple cosplay, you absolute dolt. Do you realize how lucky you are to have a gf that wants to couple cosplay with you while simultaneously being interested in the same things you want to cosplay from? Fucking moron. She will THANK YOU for asking her for help and pulling through to do a couple cosplay with her.

God, you make me sick.

>> No.9977777

I got my mom to grab me a copy of the gothic lolita bible what am i in for.

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>gain some weight from inactivity and poor habits over the past month due to stuff happening
>snap back into regular life and lose it in a week
Why did I ever entertain the idea I might not be able to turn myself into a real life '80s tough guy?

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>> No.9977811

Buy yourself a motorcycle. I recommend an Indian. Go down route 66 hitting every bar along the way. Bed a few women. Buy a high caliber revolver. Move to Texas or Oklahoma. Go to the bar. Work in the fields. Do this for 20 years. Until your skin is leather. Get diagnosed with Bi Polar or schizophrenia. Start challenging people to gun fights. The high noon the better. Kill a man. Get sentenced to the mental institution. Congrats you've lived the tough man's life.

>> No.9977821

this shit is still the most cringe I have read on this board

>> No.9977839

tfw no trap gf that likes to dress up in cute costumes

>> No.9977848
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>watching the Madden shooting videos
>mfw thinking about if this ever happened at a con
I know there have been some close calls, like that crazy JDF guy...

I had the same reaction he did.

>> No.9977849

Kind of wish cons would start having tighter security for this reason.

>> No.9977855

I appreciate it

>> No.9977911

>tfw want to be a trap but so many features make me impassable but I have so many nice features

Been told by friends I look pretty cute in a wig.

>> No.9977912

>tfw no Lolita gf to strip her slowly of her frills and fuck stupid until her brain turns to mush

>> No.9977917

if she is a lolita the brain is already a bit mushy

>> No.9977920

I told him, it's just his nature to be sorry because he knows it was something I enjoyed. He's not sorry that he insulted him, more so that it just made things a bit awkward for me.

Anyways he's buying me some things off my wishlist to make it up for me, so I'll pretend to be a little tiny bit upset about the whole ordeal.
That is not cruel of me... is it?

>> No.9977933

You would think they should, and most comms that are based on friend groups that share a common interest and passion tend to be tight knit and high quality in terms of aesthetics and social bond, but many (or most) comms aren't like this and are instead open to anyone who wears the fashion or at least claims to wear it. As for why it's like this, I explained that in my previous post.

Brand ads, street snaps, makeup and hair tutorials, comics and art, possibly lifestyle-related articles (cooking, music, literature, etc.), and sewing patterns, if the volume she got for you is in new condition.

>> No.9977935

Better have some merit to you if you want to meet someone worthwhile. Are you a cosplayer or into jfash?

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I get to meet two of my /cgl friends this next month and while one of them will see me acting normal, the guy I am friends with will see me blasted off my ass in my dream dress at a metal concert and he's never met a lolita or been to a metal concert so I'm probably going to freak him out

>> No.9977982

>tfw used to be an extreme sugar junkie my whole life and snacked every day out of a habit
>decided to do a no snack challenge for 3 months
>the cravings were real in the first 2 months but after the 3rd month suddenly don't crave anything at all anymore
>all sweets taste disgusting
>pastries taste disgusting
>even chocolate tastes disgusting (suddenly I like the 80% one though, and still no craving for that, I eat one piece a day)
>but wait there is more
>it seems I developed a disgust in wheat products as well
>pasta tastes disgusting
>white bread tastes disgusting
>cold cuts taste disgusting
>processed food in general tastes disgusting

Everything I loved to eat tastes disgusting now. I only eat things like fish, vegetables, rice and non-processed meat these days. Instead of the unhealthy snacks I eat some bitter chocolate or a hand full of pistachios a day. I used to be skinny fat, but now I look so much leaner and healthier and I look so much better in lolita. I also don't feel tired and depressed anymore all the time. If anyone who feels shitty all the time because of their diet and wants to improve their life, this is what I suggest you to do.

>> No.9977988


Nope. She's got her mom hair, this was definetely after.

Meta Answer: this is animation of two strangers cosplaying as Bulma and Vegeta.

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>> No.9978006

ur close to keto go 4 it lol

>> No.9978013

L O N D O N?

>> No.9978035

I'm not super alternative but I do dress street style J-fash. Bit of a brand whore. I do like cosplay but I'd never attempt to make one myself. I'd ruin it.

>> No.9978049

which character?

>> No.9978051

just ask your gf

>> No.9978052

and, are you gonna fuck?

might be, cause most snacks also contains wheat

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Could you actually imagine something like that going down at a convention? If 4 cosplayer girls wound up dead from the attack? If the shooter was a fellow cosplayer?
I just can't even being to picture it

>> No.9978062

No, not London. US based

Um no cuz I'm lookin to bang this screamo hottie that's going not the nerd boy from cgl

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>waiting outside class with everyone else since new semester
>leaning against wall
>been trying to gain weight, have been eating a lot
>have to fart, try to lightly squeeze it so it's silent
>loud as hell, reverberates against wall
>everyone stops talking and looks directly at me
>girl who was sitting down next to me looks up at me in disgust

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>screamo hottie
Into the trash you go

>> No.9978072

>get back from con
>go to bed feeling super hype for working on cosplays from seeing all the cosplayers
>wake up the next day
>somehow all that drive to accomplish things has evaporated overnight
Whyyyyyy am I such a lazy shit

>> No.9978073

Not drinking enough water or excercising

>> No.9978287

>no sex until burando is safely away
my dude

>> No.9978300
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I'M GONNA SHIT. I lost some weight in my first week of workouts, but I haven't lost any this week. I know it's because I let my snacking get out of control.

I have three weeks until the con. NO MORE SNACKS.

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>> No.9978330
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>Madden shooting has mother paranoid about me going to cons
>I don't live with her anymore but she wants me to promise I'll never go to one ever again
>Lie to her and say I won't
>Now I'm having nightmares about how she'd feel if I really was killed from a shooting at a con

Thanks, Mom.

>> No.9978353

your mother is psychotic. You are 100 times more likely to die from driving to the con.

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>> No.9978551

Shizuo from Durarara.

>> No.9978583
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>buy pure white jsk with stains
>sellers says she didn't try to get them out
>prepared to go buy bleach, vinegar, whatever stain remover stuff
>try dunking in warm water with oxyclean
>stains basically melt out


>need blouses
>have had bad experiences with brand blouses but still like how they look
>decide fuck it, I'll buy a bunch from wunderwelt, if none of them work out I'll resell them and forget it
>all except one work out great and are lovely
>fuck I spent a lot, I was expecting to sell at least half, what do I do now?
>oh wait, I can sell my old blouses I kinda hate

>> No.9978606

I hope you're a girl at least.

>> No.9978609

Is that who they mistook you for or who you originally dressed as?

>> No.9978621
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>bought a dress I thought was my dream dress but wasn't just had the same cut
>half asleep, saw it for dirt cheap and just did it.
>heavily stained but I take this as a challenge.
>wake up in morning realizing the mistake.
>its still cute, Fuck it. Worst case scenario is I can't fix the stains.
>as soon as I get it I start hand washing.
>stains wash away immediately.

>> No.9978623

Same anon, same

>> No.9978629

173/60kg, mostly muscle here. I've never really liked the taste of sweet things so you're on the right track, anon

>> No.9978736
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That's the character I was originally dressed as. They mistook me for Meliodas from Nanatsu no Taizai.

>> No.9978766

I had a lovely time too! See you around friendo!

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>> No.9978815

At least he's hot that's really all I care about

>> No.9978822

Did you also start butthole inspection day?

>> No.9978827

Make yourself a street sign prop to carry around

>> No.9978911
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That's the keikaku for my next con.

>> No.9979033

This is very inspiring. Congratulations, keto-chan! Your body has finally learned to reject what was poison all along.

>> No.9979046
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>tfw tiny waist and massive calves
I can fit into old unshirred VM but my legs stretch printed tights until they're unrecognizable. I have also had to give up on socks with metallic patterns because they don't stretch enough to pull up my legs. Kill me

>> No.9979049

same anon
im very pear-shaped tho so my thighs are also big and some OTKs can legit cut off my circulation lul
I can't buy ones from taobao at all because theyre extra small and they fucking hurt

>> No.9979055

Oh, my thighs are also big. I'm pear shaped too haha. So far I mostly rely on Western and indie tights and Meta for socks, what do you use?

>> No.9979069

This sounds amazing. How did you overcome the first two months of cravings?

>> No.9979116

I wish I could do that, I tried replacing my snacks with fruits and it wound up killing my appetite

>> No.9979177

Fruits are almost just as bad for you as unhealthy snacks in terms of their sugar content. It's a step up from processed foods and you get some fibre but try nuts instead.

>> No.9979180

Is there any sweet replacement for sugary things someone trying to quit sugar can snack on

>> No.9979186

don't snack.

>> No.9979188

Honestly go for zero sugar drinks if you have sweet cravings. Like Pepsi Max or Coke Zero. It'll give you cancer but at least you won't have diabetes. I keep a bottle in the fridge and as soon as I can sweet cravings, just take a sip and I'm good.

Your goal shouldn't be to eliminate sugar entirely (fairly sure that's borderline impossible even on keto diets) but to eliminate high GI foods, sugars with a short 'burn time' most commonly found in processed foods. As for actual foods with no sugar, it's more difficult since most things are processed. I've tried experimenting with recipes like chocolate keto muffin and they genuinely just taste like normal chocolate chip muffins. So the best bet is to find some recipes you might enjoy.

But if you want to stick to fruits and that, go for fruits with high fibre content. Popcorn interestingly enough despite it's carb content it's actually pretty decent if you're attempting to lose weight. Lots of fibre and if you don't drown it in butter and salt, low calories.

But I'll reiterate that nuts are king.

>> No.9979263

celery. it's not sugar, but its an amazing snack and it tricks you into thinking you're full. plus its 0 calories!

>> No.9979296
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>be girl (female)
>dress up as Astolfo
>planet-sized bitch approaches me at the con
>"Ooh! Awe you weawwy a twappy wappy? uwu"
>she reaches to grab me by the crotch
>screech at the top of my lungs and slap her
>mfw her rail-thin mother appears and starts yelling at me

>> No.9979351

>Madden shooting has mother paranoid about me going to cons
same here, staying in florida for a while and got paranoid mom calling me as it was going on. She's gonna hate me when I end up moving here.

>> No.9979387

>new to cosplaying
>used worbla for the first time today
>fucked it up a lot by using too much heat too fast, but the end result was at least passable. Or it will be, once I cover it in plasti-dip
>ok it's still not great and would be torn apart here but I learned a new skill and I'm proud of myself


>> No.9979394

I'm not the person you responded to but that's a GREAT idea!

>> No.9979401

Who's the lolita in the picture?

>> No.9979404
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This is the source: https://egl.livejournal.com/11863471.html
>mfw I realize how long it's been since I saved this picture

>> No.9979409
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Reminder: Grab the booty, do not just stare like a creep.

Go bold or go home.

>> No.9979486

I know it's an edit, but why even dress like that when you know it's bound to cause trouble. The character has other outfits

>> No.9979490

Thanks senpai.
Man I really miss Lj..

>> No.9979504

I'm this anon. I'm literally standing in the same hall for the same class again and I'm gurgling from the inside from a level of gas I can't even understand. Why is this happening again? I'm trying my best to hold it in but it hurts

>> No.9979514
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>twappy wappy

>> No.9979518

at least she didn't say brappy

>> No.9979550

Attention whoring. Is that not obvious? Cosplay offers a big opportunity for people to dress like complete whores but it's socially acceptable because you can use the excuse of "I'm dressing as a character." We all know it but people don't want to admit that they do it for attention.

>> No.9979703
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i used to wear full lolita coordinates most days of the week, but not recently because i'm sick and experiencing a lot of physical pain from it. the pain makes it hard to care about anything other than not being in pain. i almost started selling things off because i realized they aren't being worn enough.

i wore casual lolita with a simple, comfy meta skirt to uni today on a whim after not dressing up for a long time and got a ton of compliments. it was nice. for a while i thought i was just falling out of love with lolita, but now i know it's not the case. i just need to get better is all.

>> No.9979705

Aliexpress is having a sale. A cute blouse. I'm fitter (as in proportionate to my height and healthier and I have good bmi, 54kg, I'm the only one that can run whole mandatory PE (grad student) without dying or cheating, even if I'm slower than guys who aren't trying by like a huge distance) than 99% of cgl. The issue is that I'm 173cm. The life is not worth living having no cute clothes ever.

>> No.9979706

Oh this is a familiar feel. I hope you feel all better soon, anon!

>> No.9979752

Hope you feel better.

>> No.9979865
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My ex just invited me over to watch all the Avengers movies on the day after her bf dumped her. What does this mean?

I used to love this girl so much, and it took me ages to get over her. I don't want to rip open these wounds again.

Do you think she'll at least be my date to cosplay prom? I want to do a Touhou couple.

>> No.9979870

I bought a cutsew to go with a salopette i bought, but it doesn't match at all. I'm so angry, this is my second try, now i feel like i need to find a matching skirt for the cutsew, too. aaaa

don't go. Just move on. You can't move on properly if you keep going after her. Don't go to prom either, you're just looking to get your heart broken.

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>gaining popularity on my lolita insta is triggering anorexic thoughts in me again after gaining some weight after the last round with it

Oh boy, I can't wait for more of my hair to fall out. At least I have wigs on hand already, after last time I'm going to need them daily if I can't stop myself now.

>> No.9979879

Maybe you're lactose intolerant and you didn't know? I was/am that way. I was fine for the first 17 years of my life then I just got really gassy with killer cramps every time I had more than a cheese string.

>> No.9979880

Being ugly and bald isn't worth it. You already know you're having these thoughts, so do what works best for you to nip them in the bud now.

>> No.9979882

desu there's probably no way to stop it at this point. aside from the insta thing, there's this guy that's really popular in a certain japanese fashion who keeps hitting on me every time I see him and I really like him but he's thinner than I am now and it drives me nuts. it's obvious he doesn't care but holy hell I sure do.

>> No.9979883

>commit sexual assault

I'll pass, thanks.

>> No.9979895

Cringe and bluepilled

>> No.9979906

Obviously none of us know, but I'd imagine she wants emotional support and knows she can easily emotionally manipulate the person who loved her.

>> No.9979911

There's more booty in jail than in a cosplay covention any.

>> No.9979934

Momokun, be gone.

>> No.9979935

>tfw you will never be groped by a stranger in cosplay

>> No.9979945
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>be me
>girl, 5'4, curvy with no muscles
>jjba is my favourite manga
>tfw I'll never be able to accurately cosplay any male jjba characters rather than koichi

>> No.9979955

To be fair all the joes are like 6’2”+
So nobody can really do it

>> No.9979969

Eh, 0.1% of the population has a physique even slightly like a Jojo.
Get creative with lifts and foam inserts for 'muscles'/big shoulders/etc and you can approximate the shape and go wild.

>> No.9979971

with the context of which characters it was this is pretty funny. are you a shortie, anon?

>> No.9979978

I've never thought about foam inserts, but that's a smart idea anon, maybe i could level out my hips a bit too. What sort of foam would you recommend? I mostly focus on cosplay that can be mostly made from sewing, so I don't have any experience with foam.

>> No.9979984

Moved house and washed and ironed all my brand before putting it in my new wardrobe.
Very satisfying. There's just something about ironing ruffles that feels nice

>> No.9979991
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>got a new job recently
>my first day of actually working I feel absolutely sick to my stomach. I am hoping that I’m just extremely anxious and that is causing me to feel this sick. I’ve always had shitty paying jobs and of course after I finally get a job that can help me buy even more burando and weeb shit I get sick. Fucking kill me now

>> No.9980015
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jjba characters get more and more effeminate designs with Araki's style changes though, you're basically spoiled for choice at this point

>> No.9980017

>ordered a VM corsage in February
>Received the consolidated package today
>Opens it
>FJ gave me a Sailor Moon X Isetan bikini set instead

The bikini costs like 4 times the corsage I ordered, yet I would rather have the corsage...

>> No.9980022

Try any character from part 5 onward

>> No.9980023

Sell the bikini, rebuy the corsage x 4

>> No.9980026

I would, but the corsage was preorder only (I think) and VM is closing at the end of the year. Plus, it's a matching accessory for a series I already own.

>> No.9980030

post pics in bikini

>> No.9980072

Somehow I manage to see some incredibly buff old dude cosplaying Joseph at every con I go to, though.

>> No.9980078

>i feel like i need to find a matching skirt for the cutsew
You don't have to do anything you don't want to. If you like the cutsew, keep it and find something to wear it with down the road; if not, sell it.

>> No.9980107

>tfw something you want comes up for sale cheap and you miss it because you needed to submit a paper
Fuck. Fuckity fuck fuck fuck. I'm pissed, I could kick myself.

>> No.9980301
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>dress like a total slut
>show off ass and titties
>convention filled with straight males
>its not ok for you to objectify me

how do they think?

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>> No.9980332

They have a no touch rule like strippers but unlike those, they sometimes have a no look rule.
Fucking bizarre.

>> No.9980336

Fave copy pasta.

>> No.9980338
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Is it weird that I have my girlfriend do Sailor Moon's pre-battle pose everytime I'm about to bust a nut on her face?

>> No.9980343

Ana-chan spotted.

>> No.9980344

should I pretend to be trans on instagram to get more followers and likes? Seems to be what all the cool cosplayers are doing.

>> No.9980345

>someone suggest a healthy snack
>must be ana

the absolute state of fatty-chans

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>> No.9980353

I have a bmi of 17.2. Just because I point out that gourging yourself on celery is a classic ana-chan trick does not nake me a fatty-chan.
Literally eating celery until your full is one of the oldest tricks in the book.

>> No.9980354

>i have a bmi of 6 i'm so tiny teehee i know teh ana trix
Sure jan.

>> No.9980357

Any real person with anorexia would know celery is more than 0 calories.
>t. actual unfortunate ana, not just some larper like you seem to be

>> No.9980360

Show me where I said it was 0 calories. All I said was that gorging on celery is a classic ana-chan trick.
Nor did I say that Im an ana. Im just not a fatty.
Go eat a sandwhich, youre clearly cranky from being so hungry.

>> No.9980362

You didn't, but the original anon did, and you called them ana. You keep acting like you know all about anorexic thinking and habits and you're really just coming off like an illiterate retard.
>you're clearly cranky from being so hungry

You have no idea what's going on in my life, right now I'm fine, i'm not hangry. but you use it as an argument because it's easier to throw around insults than actually back up what you're saying when you don't have any rl experience in the subject

>> No.9980363

lmao do it, or just pick some genderspecial whatever, same effect

>> No.9980366

>You have no idea what's going on in my life
And nor do I care.
Why are you so assmad over this?

>> No.9980369

I'm not assmad, I'm just tired of dumbasses calling people ana for offering legitimate dieting advice. Suggesting to someone to go about eating celery to fill you up instead of snacking on garbage =/= a mental illness.

>> No.9980417

Original poster- celery is delicious though. I'm not ana or anything, it's just really good.

>> No.9980418

but anon, anyone who recommends healthy alternatives for snacking on is an anorexic

>> No.9980423

What if Mike Tyson was a lolita?

>> No.9980434
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Only /cgl/ can have an argument over celery.

>> No.9980441

Actually, the energy your body expends digesting the celery is more than the celery's caloric worth. So it actually has negative calories.

Way to kill yourselves faster, ana-chans.

>> No.9980443

We would have a lolita boxing circuit and at the end everyone would be drinking tea with pigeons

>> No.9980450

This is false, way to prove you're a dumbass. Negative calories don't exist.

>> No.9980454

it takes like 7.5 calories to digest something like an apple, two sticks of celery are ~16 calories, and take less energy to digest than an apple so you end up with a low amount but "negative" calories are bullshit.

>> No.9980473

>Actually, the energy your body expends digesting the celery is more than the celery's caloric worth. So it actually has negative calories.
LOL what?
So, like, you are saying that if someone eats 100 pounds of celery in one day, they would actually die of starvation?

>> No.9980477

Yes that's how an anorexia diet works. uwu

>> No.9980491
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>when friends over 20 use musical.ly
Top cringe.

>> No.9980492

>ana-chans defending their hobby
There was a documentary made about the history of humans and cooking. Part of the documentary was a study group in England where the people in the group ate nothing but raw vegetables for a period of time (I can't remember how long), but at the end of the study everyone had lost a significant amount of weight, even the group that ate constantly. The human digestive tract isn't made to process raw food efficiently, so the body loses energy on it. The conclusion was that if those people had continued to eat only raw vegetables, they would starve.

>> No.9980495

Oh, well if one documentary says it's true it must be so.

>> No.9980502

That site redirects elsewhere, what is it supposed to be?

>> No.9980514

It's called TikTok now.

It's embarrassing.

>> No.9980538

> what is it supposed to be?


He rips mostly on the creepy ass guys but around 8:35 he starts looking at girl videos and they are definitely so much fucking worse.

>> No.9980567

>Atopic dermatitis, shit skin
>Buy my first eyeshadow palette
>Bought it at an airport to kill time
>It's a respected but not allergy free brand
>Absolutely fucks me up
>Allergic reaction to the max
>Scarred and bitter I wasted money
>In town for errands
>Pass by Clinique in the big shopping centre
>Bound to have eyeshadow unlike airport
>Go in for revenge, have the funds
>Saleswoman greets me
>She's working at a makeup section yet had horrible makeup
>Chubby triangles from the corners of her eyes for "eyeliner"
>Has painted her big lips blaring red
>I have a hard time talking to her due to this
>Find eyeshadow I want
>About to purchase
>"Have you heard about the deal to get a thing?"
>No, tell me about it
>Big mistake.gif
>I have to buy something from the skincare section
>Now standing there discussing what commercial stuff my skin needs
>Tell her I only use what my doctor prescribed
>Skin still looks horrible
>Spill beans and confess I haven't been good with my cremes lately
>It hurts when I apply it, so I haven't
>She recommends an expensive whatever creme
>Makes me try it, can't say it feels bad
>Really don't want to buy it
>Her fat red lips keep talking
>Looking her in the eye just means looking at her horrible eyeliner
>"Oh you just have to get a good routine going"
>"Put it right in your bathroom cupboard so it's the first thing you see in the morning"
>This bitch and her privileged life
>I keep my cremes by my bed because I itch myself awake during bad times
>First thing I see in the morning, my ass
>Politely spaghetti right out of there
>Compliment her for being a good salesman
>Flee the field
>Didn't buy my eyeshadow
>Go home
>Fuck myself up with prescription steroid cremes
>Sit through the pain like a champ

If anything this bitch has motivated me to start medicating again. I just want to look healthy enough so I don't get into these awkward discussions with strangers.
Fuck you dad for making me inherit this dermatological hell.

>> No.9980581

They would starve because they wouldn't get enough energy to keep their body going (your brain alone requires about 500 kcal/day), not because the raw vegetables were providing them with "negative" calories, you absolute dolt.

>> No.9980604

I agree that ana-chans are trying to defend their hobby. But "zero calorie" foods are a myth. Sorry, anon.

>> No.9980620

>they sometimes have a no look rule.
wait....how is that possible?

Does everyone have to close their eyes when you walk into the room?

>> No.9980633

You can't ogle.

>> No.9980635

....how do they regulate this? Con staff keeps a stopwatch on hand and times how long each person is looking at another person?

>> No.9980638

This is beyond stupid and plays straight into the hands of attention whores.

>dress in skimpy outfit
>but only people I want to look at me are allowed to look at me
>anyone who I don't want to look at me is ogling and objectifying me and should be disciplined

>> No.9980724

Who do I give my money to to make this happen?

>> No.9980776

do it
Just for the lulz ofc

>> No.9980787

Take human anthropology at some point. Humans have specially evolved to eat cooked food. It's why we have big brains.
Since we don't process it as effectively as cooked food, eating an entirely raw diet can actually be harmful if you aren't somehow supplementing the nutrition you aren't getting.

>> No.9980800

Someone forgot to keep the gulls fed again.

I love you all, vicious salty seagulls.

>> No.9980808

> a mental illness is a hobby


>> No.9980833
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I sneezed at Dragoncon and my IUD shot across the room. Please tell me if you found it.

>> No.9980985
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>be me
>sweet/classic lolita
>always loved gothic but never bought it for some reason
>sudden epiphany that I should buy gothic
>so many pieces that I've had my eye on are up right now for mega cheap
>only one problem
>I'm fucking broke

I'll never be the vampire maiden of my dreams, at least not in time for halloween. Kms

>> No.9980991
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Halloween is all year round, anon. Try gothic regardless of the season, don't let your dreams be dreams.

>> No.9981127

Wait....what? Define "ogle".

>> No.9981183
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one of the resident LM resellers/shitty scalpers is bidding on an item I want.
>Suddenly lost interest in item
Oh well, at least my brain isn't after a bidding war and I'll accept my loss. Kinda weird tho, if it were any other bidder I'd be all in?

>> No.9981187

I think i know who you are. I also bidded on the said item, i was heart broken when she placed that bid, but was filled with hope when she was outbidded. Now i am sad again :(

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>> No.9981270

Update from a thread or two ago with the clueless photographer boyfriend. I took your guys' advice and focussed on framing and positioning with him. Pictures turned out really, really great from our last outing, and with much fewer hiccups. I'm so happy. Thank you guys.

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>> No.9981539

I...I don't know how to feel.

>> No.9981581

Was it a velveteen item?
I also bidded and originally outbid her. I feel maybe I should have tried to snipe it.
I thought about bidding higher but ultimately just didn't want to pay that much. Hopefully she will find she can't resell it higher.

>> No.9981615
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>have social anxiety
>con is at least an hour and a half from my home
>have to take a greyhound bus to it
>in full cosplay

The nervousness is killing me.... pretty sure I'll be the only one on the bus that's going to the con.... and in cosplay...

>> No.9981619

Yes it was

>> No.9981632

Carry a roll of pennies in your stronger hand to deck anyone who gives you shit

>> No.9981698

Ugly person looking at me.

>> No.9981703

How would they know who is ugly or not immediately upon entering a room with hundreds of people?

>> No.9981738

Anon I took the metro today in my first cosplay (nothing crazy) and I got some funny looks in the dive bar shithole area I'm staying in, but I still had fun at the con. Do it anyways!

>> No.9981742

To add, on the bright side, watching her fail to flip the skirt will be comedic.

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>beginning of June
>motivated to lose weight for cosplay and Lolita
>lost 11lbs
>feel like I can finally learn self control on what I eat instead of being lazy and binging or binging on food when I’m sad
>bf is going to go back to school and work on his mental health
>now it’s September

None of that happen. I’m over 200lbs and none of my clothes fit well. Im too poor to afford new clothes. hate myself every time I look in the mirror and I want to cry. Nothing makes me happy anymore. My relationship is me taking care of my bf and trying to get him to do something but he’s just a fucking NEET. I get mental health is hard and I suffer from it but he doesn’t do fucking anything. He barely cleans the house.

I don’t know what to do. I feel like crying. I just found out the only pair of jeans that fit me alright have a hole in the crotch part. Today I’m starting to track my weight again but after this, I just. want to give up.

>> No.9982017

Noooo. Please get out of that toxic relationship. Love is about pulling eachother up, you shouldn't have to take care of someone, it's not your responsibility. That relationship is holding you back.
As for losing weight, good luck. It's hard, and you seem mad depressed, which will only make it harder. But its good you're at least trying, thats really important.
I send you love

>> No.9982019

It might not be bad. Actually, you're probably 100x more worried about the situation than you should be, it'll be fine. I remember I went to a con through the greyhound and the guy sitting beside me was also going, he was very friendly. You might not be the only one, anon. Good luck

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>bought a dream dress that popped up yesterday after missing it like four days ago and being sad about it

It's not my top colorway and I'll have to buy a few things to have more to wear with it but I am super happy.

>> No.9982028

Anon, you can't help your bf if you burn out yourself. You don't have to leave him but please put your own mental health first. I know it isn't easy but start cooking healthier meals and go for a short walks and it might improve your overall health. I wish you the best anon!

>> No.9982029

>The nervousness is killing me
the nervousness of what?

>> No.9982042

You lost 11 lbs? So far so good anon! Keep up the good work!

Wow, you take care of an unemployed loser? Why don't you drop the zero and get with the hero? By that, I mean someone who is a Sous Chef and fitness fanatic who can motivate you to work out, design a training plan for you, and prep all of our meals. I already own my own home and I keep it clean, despite my four cats wrecking everything constantly.....the only caveat is that I would make you dress up in various outfits and fuck you silly on a daily basis. Does this seem like a good trade?

>> No.9982068

a lot of things.The bus leaves from a sketchy downtown area, and being in cosplay would make me more of a target for possible harassment or catcalling, also stares from people on the bus or people being rude. I hate standing out, and I would never do this if there was an alternative but sadly there inst a cost effective one so I just have to suck it up.

>> No.9982137

oh no, someone might look at you.

>> No.9982143

I decided to go to "cosplay school" this year, and have been here for two weeks now. But picking a cosplay to make sucks. The costume I wanted to make for a really long time was too difficult according to the teachers to start with, so I need to find something else. I ended up finding something else they approved of, but to do it right it probably requires hundreds of ours of embroidery, and it's way too confusing to me and I don't understand how it works, so thinking of picking something else instead.
But I also think they may have been subtly hinting that my previous idea would be "the only thing" that wouldn't look really bad on my body, so if I pick something else it'll look really bad, I just know it, but everything I want to do looks terrible on me.

And besides that, my cosplay class doesn't really like me, and I'm overall lonely here. Years of being alone have also killed my openness, I get so tense around other people and can't open up at all. I'll regret going to this school so much if I don't make many good cosplays, because I'll clearly not make any friends and it'll be really lonely here, but when I'm really sad and lonely I end up losing motivation for everything, so there's a big danger that I'll lose motivation for cosplay as well and all the money will be wasted.
(We don't have that many interests in common either. We all watch anime, but I mostly watch /a/ recommendation chart stuff, and they watch high school romcom harem and fujoshi stuff)

It'll also kill my motivation that there's nothing I can do that'll look good on me. My options will be to either look like shit in cosplays that don't fit my body at all, or do cosplays that I don't truly want that much, and it'll all be half hearted and unmotivated.

>> No.9982153

>"cosplay school"

>> No.9982163

I dunno where you live, but if I wore cos in the sketchy part of my city, I would get more than curious stares.

>> No.9982167

It's a one year school where cosplay is one of the subjects you can choose to focus on that year. There are also other things you can choose, but I chose cosplay.

>> No.9982194

like what?

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>have to find a place of my own this summer
>awaiting black out dates that might affect ALA next year (with Fanime as a backup in case my time off is denied)
>tfw I have to start saving NOW for the next 8 months for ALA/Fanime AND Anime Expo (already paid for my AX pass prior to what happened)
>tfw my con going days might be over

Also, Is Fanime a worthy substitute to ALA?

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>have to find a place of my own next spring
>awaiting black out dates that might affect ALA next year (with Fanime as a backup in case my time off is denied)
>tfw I have to start saving NOW for the next 8 months for ALA/Fanime AND Anime Expo (already paid for my AX pass prior to what happened)
>tfw my con going days might be over

>> No.9982201

Also, is Fanime a good substitute for ALA?

>> No.9982215

That sounds made up. Source?

>> No.9982241

nayrt but it's probably a for profit school

>> No.9982253

Well no shit Sherlock

>> No.9982279

catcalls, people following you, asking you out and getting angry when you decline. I've heard stories of groping before too, a lot of these wouldn't be uncommon if you were a girl in cosplay in a sketchy area

>> No.9982296

Well idk about that. My friend Sara and I used to wear cosplay (and a lot of it was either PVC, leather, fishnets, or a combination of the three) around town getting groceries, going to get food, or to the movies, or just hanging around the mall back when when cosplay was peaking around the late 90s early 2000s, and we got stares and people asked us questions but it was always encouraging and we got positive feedback and comments.

>> No.9982298

I'm glad you've had positive experiences but its very different depending on time of day and where you are. a lot of people have had negative experiences in less safe areas, and the risk of being harassed goes up when you're alone.

>> No.9982301

I suppose it depends on the area you are in?

>> No.9982364

imagine actually being this terrified over basic human interactions. How do you even function in life?
Its like being scared to eat food because it might taste bad.

>> No.9982373

Dude. Harassment =/= basic human interaction. Even as a guy, calling attention to yourself in a sketchy area is just asking to be shanked.

>> No.9982378

>Harassment =/= basic human interaction.
It is. If you can't handle someone interacting with you in a way that you don't like, then you have issues.

>calling attention to yourself in a sketchy area is just asking to be shanked.

You call attention to yourself by being a nervous wreck. People prey on the vulnerable, not the weirdly dressed.

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I found this pic online and I like it

>> No.9982380

can you not see the difference between being an average human with average interactions, and then being the center of attention in a sketchy area with social anxiety? hell, a lot of people without social anxiety wouldn't even cosplay in a public place. Also, I'm not scared of interaction, I'm just scared of people being rude or giving me a hard time and me not knowing how to react.

>> No.9982382

Well, I hate it. I don't like ugly bitches in bad wigs.

>> No.9982383

Care to go into more detail what exactly it is you dislike?

>> No.9982387

Real life isn't high school, people aren't going to just randomly bully you. I wear j-fashion in public which is "weird" for my area, and do you know what happens? People compliment me. I've made friends because of it. No one is going to shank someone because, omg, they are wearing something unusual!
Wearing something unusual shows confidence, and like I said, people go after vulnerable people, people who DON'T call attention to themselves.

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>not wanting to be groped and followed means you have issues
I think you got it backwards.

>> No.9982392

Thanks for your reassurance?? I know that my worries may be sort of irrational but I really just can't stop myself from being nervous, you do have a very good point though, I agree with trying to not look nervous. I try to always fake confidence even If I'm not.

>> No.9982396

I mean I pretty much summed it up in my previous statement.

>Real life isn't high school, people aren't going to just randomly bully you
This is true. You will find that once you leave the cloistered confines of high school, people are much more chill and relaxed. They aren't forced to be in a room with people they dislike, cliques aren't nearly as bad, and adults are so busy with our daily lives we don't spend a lot of mental energy or time fucking with other people IRL. If you want to dress up, do it. When I was in my late teens and early 20s, I did, and I didn't give a fuck what people thought. I received a hundred compliments for every stare or insult. The ratio totally worked in my favor. Forget what assholes like >>9982383 and >>9982279
have to say about it.

>> No.9982398

Anon must be jealous, the girl is pretty cute.

>> No.9982400

I've seen men prettier than her

>> No.9982401

Why are you calling me an asshole? I didn't insult anyone

>> No.9982417

This is true
Not that anon, but I don't find her cute either.

>> No.9982423

Didn't this photo have its own thread recently? Just stop.

>> No.9982438

I CANNOT bring myself to talk to anyone at cons and I absolutely hate myself for it. I'd see a cool cosplayer, usually cosplaying something I like, ask for their picture, and leave immediately because I'm too anxious to talk further. I'd want to befriend people, I'd want to talk about what they're cosplaying, but I just leave right after because I'd feel like I'd be annoying them. After all, people go to cons to have fun, not be bothered by some creepy prick.

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>Tfw Misako uses it and makes cringe ass shit like this

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I just spent 3 hours trying to make a cos prop work. I wasted half a sheet of EVA foam. Yeah that's stuff's not expensive but I still feel bad.

I'm just going to give up and go to bed.

>> No.9982523

>people following you
That’s fair but maybe they’re nervous about asking you out, don’t automatically assume they’re a psycho killer
>people asking you out
Well duh they’re attracted to you
>getting angry at being rejected
well DUH nobody likes rejection
Honestly have you ever tried to give people the benefit of the doubt?

>> No.9982565

I agree with all of these except the last. You don't have any right to be angry at someone who rejects you. You can be upset about being rejected which is normal but don't take it out on the person. Only time it would even be permissible is if they were a massive dick about it and tried to humiliate you because they're abusing someone in a vulnerable position but even then, just tell them 'thanks didn't want to be with a self-important cunt anyway.'

>> No.9982567

>getting angry at being rejected
>well DUH nobody likes rejection
>this toddler logic
There's such a thing as taking no for an answer. No one owes you a date, especially when you ask them out randomly on the street. What do you think getting angry is going to achieve other than make the other person feel unsafe?

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>> No.9982589
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I feel bad because /cgl/ is so slow. I wish it was faster.

>> No.9982681

You and me both, anon

Not weird, cool. I work with a guy who screams "I'm Batman!" before orgasm. His gf admits this and is okay with it.

If I am paying to attend a con, I'm not closing my eyes or walking around blindfolded.

Rejection happens. It sucks. Lick your wounds and try again with a different person.

That being said, you can get rejected in a way that is polite and acceptable, and you can get rejected in a way that is insulting. If you get rejected politely, take it in stride and grin and bear it. But if they punk you out and give you some bullshit excuse, then yeah, you are allowed to be mad.

>> No.9983266

the clip of the shooting damn near fucked up my whole mood. Crunchyroll Expo had security and police out the ass and metal detectors and check points. I felt way safer than I did at fanime

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>Only con this year I'm gonna go this week
>Nose running like shit and feel feverish
I'm not gonna be a dick and go, but I feel sad missing it

>> No.9983427

>tfw just peed on my bloomers

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>mfw no buff bf to hold me like pic related

>> No.9983539

Sailor Moon cosplay has always been deceptively slutty. She's basically wearing a fetish outfit. Cosplay is consent

>> No.9983540

I think this would work better if you were on your side.

>> No.9983612

Why the hell weren't you wearing your thong diaper, you absolute slag?

>> No.9983630

The whole reason i dress up is to get looked at fucking what

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I walked back and met the same makeup saleswoman today. By my standards my skin was glowing. I bought my damn eyeshadow. The promotion appeared to have ended either way. In and out in a matter of minutes. Revenge is sweet.

>> No.9983645

Yellow/red/orange bell peppers, they still have sugar but not nearly as much as any snack you'd eat otherwise. plus they have loads of vitamin C and fiber! you could also go for cherry tomatoes

>> No.9983653

Legs that make up 2/3s of the body and a short skirt that barely covers your ass? Yeah.....no way this was not made to be slutty

>> No.9983657

Good stuff. Fuck sales people.

Or at least, fuck that they have to be like they are, anyway.

>> No.9983794

Apparently saying a costhot is a costhot or a thot makes you a big slutshaming meanie and/or a jealous bitch.
Sorry not all of us appreciate the fine art of average looking thots covered in makeup making retarded ahegao faces and shoving their butts and tits in the camera to try and get some neckbeard buxx.
I just have some respect for myself but apparently some girls don't.

>> No.9983846

maybe, Islam doesn't sound so bad

>> No.9983850

I am not an expert, but I guess your ex wants to fuck with you

>> No.9983854

Call them out, girl. Call them out.

>> No.9983882

The ahegao face thing is one of those annoying "hurr but I'm only ironically being a slut!" things. It's not just patreon thots who do it either. It's all sorts of sluts.

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>Half-heartedly in Lolita Amino
>Decide to actually look through the feed
>"Plus sized Lolita on a budget"
>Textpost asking where to find cheap custom tailoring
>Waist is 146cm
>I am horrified
>My bust is 100, and that's trouble enough
>Only response is some angel telling her to save up
>Politely informs about the usual Lolita = luxury hobby
>Says nothing about her weight
>I'm still sitting there, appalled
>Imagine widening my bust measurement and lowering it to my waist
>Fat people have skeletons like me
>Thoroughly disgusted by the mental image
>More disgusted by their delusions
>Go off the Lolita Amino

This fashion is making me fatphobic.
Props to the user who politely informed the fat ita that what she's asking for is impossible.

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I certainly hope her mother paid her back at least. And if shes 18+ she needs to have talk with her mom about boundaries. Honestly I would have that conversation anytime something like this happens at any age.

Also I can't stand parents that are like this in any way. Cut the fucking cord. Your children are not extensions of yourself, yes you need to ask permission from your child for certain things, boundaries exist, get over it.

>> No.9983959

Another one could be old lady Sofie and young Sofie from Howls moving castle.

>> No.9983988

yay good you you! I feel you on the skin problems, I've been battling acne for more than half my life now. I'm sure you'll look great with your new eyeshadow

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Yeah some of them can be like this. Honestly the only stable trannies are ones who don't 'advertise' it in any way. IE the ones who are comfortable enough with their identity that they don't need to broadcast extremely personal sexual information in order to be 'different' and feel 'special'. They are very unlikely to act dysfunctional, and if they do they tend to have a better handle on it than others. Its simply another part of their identity in a sea of other qualities and not a flashing neon sign that directs the rest of their life.

I had to deal with something similar. A MtF tired to get up close and personal to me when I had a BF, told them to fuck off after they started to get handsy. This was after an hour of awkward flirting which I did not respond to or entertain in any way. They got mad and asked me why I wasn't interested. I flat out told them I liked guys. They just smiled and said that they are a guy so it should be fine. I said no its not, because I have a guy already and you're wearing heels higher than Snoop Dog. Just because you have a dick doesn't mean I want to reach up your skirt to touch it.

They were none to pleased and started a pretty modest facebook mob over it.

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Bruh acting all embarrassed about it makes everyone else feed off that vibe. Just casually apologize and crack a light self depreciating joke about it. Turn it into nbd, and no one else will care either. Outside of a couple people getting a chuckle.

I have lactose intolerance and I fucking love dairy I know what I'm talking about.

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I developed a crush on a girl I met at a con who lives in another country.

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What those two said. She knows it was hard for you to get over it, knows how to manipulate you, and knows you are easy pickings because of it. Don't do it anon. To her this doesn't have anything to do with you or how you feel, but what you can give to her or what she can take from you.

More than likely, if you do this I mean, it will result in this.
>She'll whine about her ex which will make you validate all her bullshit.
>She may or may not have sex with you, but she damn well will tease the fuck out of you so that she feels sexually validated.
>Once shes done she will ghost you because Chad 2.0 will came along.

I would only recommend it if you knew you were 100% over, wouldn't fall into a feels trap, and could turn her games back on her for easy sex.

>> No.9984044

Do you think the nutrition you are going on about gets cooked into the food?

You have to be a troll, otherwise you would have Darwin'd yourself already.

>> No.9984170

I feel better after this weekend and more refreshed. I think things will get better, but I just need to make it more serious that this relationship will not work if he doesn’t do anything. >>9982042
Starting a relationship on 4chan? What could go possibly wrong? >>9983653

>> No.9984226

I don't like being alive

>> No.9984310

I guess you aren't the only one

>> No.9984646

>tiny waist big legs

>> No.9984984

A few weeks ago at otakon I was stopped In front of a sign that said "do not enter" because that was where the con ending. I was just trying to tie my shoes but before I could get up this gofer walked over to me.
>"Uhh hey, you know you cant go p-past that sign r-right"
the guy was fat and middle aged and spoke like i was threatening him or looked like someone who was (i do not, i'mm a short guy who is skinny as fuck)
I responded by saying
>"Oh sorry about that i'm just fixing my shoes"
To which he responded with
>"Oh well i'm a g-gofer soooo"
I said i was sorry again and got up to leave
as i walk away this guy isn't even looking at me, he is looking down the hallway breathing deeply to himself like he was nearly killed.
I didn't know whether to be upset at this guy or sorry for him, and i didn't see him again for the entire con.

>> No.9987270

You must be ugly, only ugly girls hate on other girls for dressing how they want to dress

>> No.9987457

Ever figure out what a lolita voice sounds like?

>> No.9988800

is it true most girls on /cgl/ are fat cows?

>> No.9989032

You have to look like pic related, as cute as that trap

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