/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9881846
>tfw normies are the real degenerates

>>9865587
Pointing out you're retarded makes me a nazi?

>>9863394
>they basically only wear them together to hang out
Isn't this what many actual lolitas do, only dress up for meetups?

>>9846191
I've dreamed about having a dick before, but never in lolita. That's too funny.

>>9832248
Didn't she once brag that her (supposedly drunk, neglecting) parents bought her brand at AP SF or something? Or am I mixing her up with someone else?
Either way, holy shit.

>>9796061
pussycosplay basically

>>9781735
>unwashed weeaboo
that was tough, lol

>>9754371
You just reminded me of that girl who did a D.Va twerking video, then threw a FIT because somebody edited in fart noises.

Can't find the Tweets.

>>9747883
Wait, so that person was complaining because they thought the "save" price is what they'd be paying? Do they not teach reading comprehension at school anymore?

>>9742106
>>9742127

>'Twas the meet before Christmas, and all through the comm,
>not a loli was farting, not even your mom.

>The bloomers were hung by the chimney with care,
>in hopes that our butts didn't fill them with air.

>>9705244
You okay over there?

I collect Sylvanian Families. Is that lolita?

>>9664646

>big brother gets a new gf
>"You'd like her. She's a loli, too."
>he starts spending all of his time with her
>starting to get REALLY jealous
>finally see a pic of her
>mfw she's a fat ita
I had nothing to worry about.

>road trip on way to con
>farting contest begins
>mfw disqualified for shitting

>>9467343
At Burger King? WTF what did you say to him???

>>9444234
>that picture

Some fatty-chan in our comm got busted for DWI and the gossip is through the roof.

>>9416872
From the thumbnail, I thought this was Thing 1 and Thing 2 cosplay.

>tfw your friend's sister is being a nuisance at the con, jumps a bannister, and lands right on her nuts

>>9377556
>>9377560
I don't usually condone violence, but some people just need a kick. Good job.

Sorry about your boob.

>tfw three weeks drug-free

About to finish my first drug-free cosplay