/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15453300
Wasted. Didn't specify a board.
Rolling for /out/
>inb4 off topic b&
Chili with beans is for eating plain, chili with no beans is for chili dogs, burgers, etc.

>>15453311
winrar

>>15453311
/out/ is doomed

>>15453300
not a real roll
lets roll for /fit/ lets see what those faggots do

>>>/t/

Ur mom is a ho

>>15453235
>you can totally cook chicken in mayonnaise
>to prove this here is a grilled cheese made with mayonnaise

>>15453241
Oh? Do elaborate.
>>15453245
People were spewing hate of mayonnaise, this is a thread for things that incorporate mayonnaise. Later tonight I plan on doing a 30 minute chicken recipe that involves mayonnaise. Go fuck your hat.

>>15453178
imagine disliking any vegetable or ingredient

>>15453178
Tomatoes are good on sandwiches with a thick enough bread such as a hoagie or burger, or toasted bread such as a BLT, but for your average "sandwich bread" that is untoasted and already made to be so soft you can leave fingerprints in it, yeah tomatoes tend to make things a bit too mushy and wet.

>>15453178
ur an idiot
ur an idiot

>>15453178
I bet you love ketchup though manbaby

>>15453205
On sandwiches like that you eat them on the side with lots of salt and pepper.

>>15453157
fuck off retard

>>15453157
Not like a sohy cuck numale faggot, that's an embarrassing thing to do and consume

Looks like absolute garbage. Guess you gotta squeeze every second in the bugman rat race that is your life

i only cook when I'm hungry, and i only get hungry once a day

>>15453147
French Onion
Clam Chowder
Chili
Cream of Mushroom
Miso

mulligatawny

>>15453147
milk soup

Beef barley

>>15453147
minestrone

>>15453129
Be sure to dry brine it tonight. The salt will either pull surface moisture out or push it back towards the inside and your sear will look better. I'd check the temperature after 15 minutes and then every couple after that. Around 110 it starts shooting up faster in my experience.

>>15453169
It’s pretty gnarly. Maybe 4 inches at least? I covered it in salt, pepper, and garlic then wrapped it up in the fridge. I have the same concern that it won’t be adequately seasoned so I got pretty liberal with the seasonings.

>>15453129
Microwave it

>>15453180
That’s what I did, detailed it in a reply to another anon, although I did so this morning instead. Hoping it makes a real difference when searing.

Another question I had was how long I should leave it out at room temp before cooking? For how big it is, I was thinking ~3hrs.

never cook something for the first time for guests. wtf.

no it took me 14 beers last night to get my hangover

I'm not drunk but if I drink 1 beer after 5 pm I can't sleep. Didn't do wonder for my social life.

>>15453105
Try a beery-tasting cider and see if that helps?

>>15453105
>>15453314
Or make sure you only drink German beer, they're regulated to make sure they don't contain sulphates, prevents hangovers.
(A lot of the beers people think are German are actually dutch.)

I'm gay btw not sure if that matters :/

lol my parents always have a can of this at their house

>>15453096
Omg dude your parents... are gay

>>15453069
You are sick.

>>15453069
Are you Eastern European, Pavel?

>>15453055
No. Whoever graded that as choice is full of shit.

Imagine that was a cut of human loin

>>15453068
Easy there rabbi, they’ll catch on even more.

Not really but you can make it taste good depending on how you cook it.

Crackers or rye?
I personally like rye and a little mayo for my deenz. Simply delightful.

Don't have a specific recipe for you but the name of the food you are looking for is lumpia. Hopefully anon will have more answers for you.

>>15452937
Alright Ill check those out

Her name was Ms. Fe (Fay) and my dad would sharpen her knives for her and one day she pulled up and she yelled out the door to my dad as i was getting on the bus "I cut my fingah on you knife!"

Rip Ms Fe may your lumpia live in the memories of many

>>15452933
Lumpia are easy enough to make, its just tedious. Frozen wrappers are $1.79 for a package of 25 in the frozen section. The filling is usually ground pork, but use whatever meat you like. Fry it up with nice Asian flavors that you like, usually I start with pork, then add onion, garlic, soy sauce, pepper, sesame oil, etc, then dump in a bag of cole slaw mix for easy shredded cabbage and carrot. Get to rolling (takes me nearly an hour to make 25), then fry or freeze. I hope you have friends to make the process fun, because its labor intensive.

May she burn in hell

>>15453004
>but single person doesn't pay much in taxes unless you make billions
You literally pay 50% or more of your income

How do Europeans only eat fast food and junk food every single day and not get sick from eating it?

>>15453061
Americans are the biggest consumers on the planet look at the emissions per capita

>>15453072

>>15453085
Selective webms don't change shit. The statistics of emissions per capita do. And it says you are fat greedy fucks

>>15452871
dominos uk has stuffed crust

One of the frozen pizza brands has stuffed crust too. I don't remember which one though

>>15452871
because stuffed crust requires one of two things. Prepacked, frozen dough(which most of the major chains don't wanna do except for pizza hut), or you do it yourself. i work at a papa johns and we're already running into problems with the stuffed crust, the very nature of it precludes making it more than like an hour in advance which means during rushes we just have to have someone making only stuffed crusts. it's a bitch.

>>15453063
You got me curious. Is there any trick to it? Always wanted to try it but I'm sure trying it naively is gonna suck

>>15453106
just freeze some cheese strings and roll them into the dough

>>15452842
HOL UP

WE WUZ SAMURAIZ N SHIEEEET

>>15452842
I’ve just always been a fan of the show and curious what ingredient was used for this battle and they use the black chef bin the shows intro but I’ve never seen it

>>15452849
You’re terrible please no need for racism here just looking for the episode

>>15452844
Appreciate any help... YouTube link? Asking here because/CK/ is for foodies

>>15452838
Eveyone says they mix saltpeter into your food in basic training. Not sure if it's true, but I couldn't get a boner for most of those 3 months.

>>15452838
It doesn’t seem to be something that people use anymore, which seems kinda stupid. I like the idea of eating as many different things as possible so I want to consume the powder now.

sniffin brownbrown makes you invisible to bullets

>>15452845
the fuck?
>>15452918
what is brown brown
>>15452994
WHAT IS BROWN BROWN
>>15453065
who told you that
>>15453122
WHAT IS BROWN BROWN ?????
>this thread, pic related

>>15453268
>wtf is google
cocaine and gunpowder

>>15453088
And to burn means to distill. So distilled wine would be the correct translation

>>15452935
Aren't cunts like Norway places where people drink a lot due to long nights and winters?

>>15452945
He seems to have theraputic effect on older men with middle life crisis and/or depression.
I don't know how or why, but he helped me with mine.

>>15452807
>brennevin

oof

>>15453113
>And to burn means to distill
It literally means to burn, but you are right that in norway "to burn" also mean "to distill" probably because they traditionally used an open flame to generate the heat needed to distill it. It's a pretty interesting point that I didn't think about and I am inclined to believe your explanation is the right one. Mine is of course right to, but I missed the significant part of it

Make bouf bb

>>15452789
Rub it all over your naked body

>>15453158
This, send them pics

>>15452789
You put it in the freezer and it goes from demi-glace to glace.

>>15452772
yes.
dont believe me? google "child porn"

>>15452772
He has to be at least part Jewish. You say he's Italian... Whatever. He was literally shilling his sponsor's product in a children's graveyard in one video.

>>15452772
>1lb
nice simple single number and easy to understand
>454g
random fucking number in the hundreds for something that doesn't weigh much

why do metric fags act like their system is better?

>>15453102
>1kg
nice simple single number and easy to understand
>2,20462lb
random fucking number in the hundreds for something that doesn't weigh much

why do imperial fags act like their system is better?

>>15452772
He's not making demi-glace, he's making brown stock. That's only half the ingredirnts. Gravox will bring you closer to demi-glace.