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16756285 No.16756285 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: best foods to eat while on heroin. For me, I love a nice bag of spinach after a hot rail

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16756262 No.16756262 [Reply] [Original]

>Regional specialties can be easily replicated outside of the region

Even something as simple as a cheesesteak is noticeably shittier outside of Philly

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16756252 No.16756252 [Reply] [Original]

>Hated apples my whole life
>Too sweet/tangy no middle ground
>shitty texture
>Just moved to where there's apple orchards
>Apple harvest season
>Stop at local orchard on my way home from work

My life is changed
This is amazing

>> No.16756256

Don't stop at just honeycrisps. So many good fucking apples out there.

>> No.16756269

Like what? I dont eat fruit after I quit sweets and sugar 4 years ago to lose weight, Im huge into veggies. This had like the crunchiness of a kohlrabi but a bit less firm, and real subtle but complex sweetness and sourness.

Honestly the first fruit besides tomato I've enjoyed in years.

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16756248 No.16756248 [Reply] [Original]

I got 4 kg of frozen goat meat form shoulder to back everything in one frozen bit, all frozen together. what should i cook with it if i try to re-freez the cooked meal afterwards because its to much to eat at once?

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16756244 No.16756244 [Reply] [Original]

Why Isn't alcohol in chewing gum form available

>> No.16756250

try pickling sticks of gum in a jar of vodka

>> No.16756253

You ZOOMIES are so fucking stupid. If I thought of this I would fucking make it and eventually see if I can sell it. But you zoomies live in this "trapped" one track mindset. Fucking retards.

>> No.16756260

whats the point? even if its 190 proof the amount is so tiny you dont get shit.

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16756239 No.16756239 [Reply] [Original]

why is the 3 musketeers bar called a milky way in europe? what even is a mars bar over there?

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16756238 No.16756238 [Reply] [Original]

The dinner

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>> No.16756271

Nice stuffed peppers. Good job

>> No.16756272

Just how my mom taught me, don't feel like changing it
Onions, garlic, rice, ground beef, breadcrumbs, tomato sauce, parmesan

>> No.16756277

peppers stuffed with sloppa

>> No.16756279

Add little bit of mace : )

>> No.16756283

I'll give it a shot, thanks

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16756207 No.16756207 [Reply] [Original]

Triple cheese is the best sandwich from McDonald's

>> No.16756219

For me, it's the McChicken.

>> No.16756222

is that on the secret menu?

>> No.16756234

Kind of like the Double Big Mac: it's a standard menu item in some regions but has to be custom ordered in others.

>> No.16756275

>white hands

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16756186 No.16756186 [Reply] [Original]

my vote is the Italian-American spaghetti and meatballs.

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>> No.16756195

The burger

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Burgers, pizza, chili, hotdogs, barbecue, southern-style fried chicken

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16756174 No.16756174 [Reply] [Original]

>want to try whiskey
>it's the most expensive al/ck/

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>> No.16756184

It's all the light shit

My go to has always been 100 proof cocktail mix I don't want to drink what would essentially be beer

>> No.16756197

Is 25% more volume really that big of a deal?

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That's really funny, its the cheapest of the hard liqueurs where I live. I literally got picrelated for around $8 yesterday

>> No.16756218

>that dmug white face

That bottle aint slick, chief

>> No.16756225

Not even close Cletus

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16756138 No.16756138 [Reply] [Original]

post your dinner
mine is pita bread with strawberry fruit spread and a Gatorade with a weed pen

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>post your dinner

>> No.16756163

rice and beans with friend plantains

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Too sick right now to eat dinner so here's the last thing I ate. Matcha bubble tea.

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16756091 No.16756091 [Reply] [Original]

Because of a digestive issue I've switched to a diet of liquids and soft carbs, including instant ramen and canned soup. After a few days of ramen/soup my feet are now swollen as fuck, which is apparently a common symptom of excess sodium. Is there any way to prepare instant ramen and get rid of some of the sodium, without wasting other things? I like to drop a beaten egg into the ramen, but if I dump the water I risk losing some of my egg as well.

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>> No.16756183

i have, the noodles still taste fucking salty considering they have about 700mg sodium per 20z serving.

>> No.16756202

>1.75g of salt
Wow it's fucking nothing. (Also where does that figure come from?) Drain the water, add new water, chop up some veggies and make your own soup. If it is still too salty, you can try watering them again for a little bit, then drain the water once more. (Or fucking buy ramen that are not salty.)

>> No.16756208

>Or fucking buy ramen that are not salty.
you can't it's junk food.

>> No.16756229

Get tsuyu and some dry ramen/soba/udon noodles

>> No.16756231

Well I have given you the only way to reduce sodium. Considering you are eating the ramen with the seasoning and the cooking water so far, cooking without seasoning and draining the water should reduce sodium content by a massive amount. Try that and see what happens to your feet.

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16756086 No.16756086 [Reply] [Original]

Gotta admit /ck/. This fatass is kind of based


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16756066 No.16756066 [Reply] [Original]

are 40oz gas station beer the ultimate alchie beverage, sure chugging vodka is fun buts its not realistic unlike chugging 40s

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>> No.16756266

Just order it faggot lol

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>> No.16756270

rodeo whopper. or smokehouse whopper. whatever the fuck its called

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>chugging vodka is fun buts its not realistic

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16755992 No.16755992 [Reply] [Original]

Why do they suck so hard now?

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>> No.16756054

I didn’t even get any of the discontinued items but the menu feels so lackluster to me

>> No.16756067

I went to taco bell about half an hour ago and they were only taking mobile orders and doordash because most of their staff walked out tonight lol. we got 3 burritos and had them grill all of them

>> No.16756080

they took the globohomo pill

>> No.16756180

Is it because people like you go there now?

>> No.16756200

Yum! Brands

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16755983 No.16755983 [Reply] [Original]

ALDI Appreciation Thread

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>> No.16756116

Trader Joe's is literally just a hipster version of ALDI

>> No.16756117

Yeah I don't know the register people seem like big faggots who get mad if I put my hands on my cart when checking out. The convoluted system of carts there is literal autism.

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>> No.16756167

I’ve only experienced one Aldi, which opened fairly recently in my area.

I would describe my overall impression of it as:
>Alternate-timeline Trader Joe’s
Not even trolling.
Let’s walk into into TJ’s. What do we see?
>Young single “career women”, buying overpriced food to eat alone and a bottle of cheap wine to drink while browsing social media and convincing themselves they’re better off than their old friends/classmates who’ve gotten married and had kids
>35+ single/‘successful’ “wine aunts” buying overpriced food to eat alone and a bottle of cheap wine to drink while *still* trying to rationalize that it’s worth never being called “mommy” to live the ‘free/adventurous’ life their married friends could only dream about

Okay, now let say we've travelled to the timeline where those same women instead chose family life and motherhood.
Let’s walk into Aldi’s now. What do we see?
>The exact same women from the previous timeline, except now they’re buying cost-effective yet perfectly nice-quality food to feed their families, strategically using sale-items to plan family meals, and using a bit of the resulting savings to treat herself to a bottle of cheap wine to enjoy after the kids are asleep, everything is good-to-go for the next morning, and she pours herself a glass to enjoy while browsing Facebook, and feeling a sense of pity for her friend who is still single at 39 but still says she wants to settle down and have kids someday once she’s done with her “adventuring” phase

Of course I could be entirely fucking wrong because this opinion is based on one single Aldi. I also haven’t slept since Friday. Shut up and get off my nuts.

>> No.16756193

this is pretty much exactly what ALDI was going for with their remodeling

before they made all their stores look more modern about....2? 3 years ago? ALDIs tended to look........"Soviet" is too strong a word, but it was a stupidly no-frills store....it just felt like you were being judged BY the store for daring to shop there

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16755970 No.16755970 [Reply] [Original]

Butter fried eggs over medium are objectively the best way to make eggs.

Bonus point for hot sauce in after the butter melts.

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>> No.16756025

>wanting oil infused burnt egg whites over delicious goopy egg yolk

go take your HRT

>> No.16756033

Goopy egg yolk has the texture of what I imagine the sides of my small intestine is. Nasty

>> No.16756041

Wait nvm I meant whites, I gotta lay of the booze when Im eating only eggs.

>> No.16756043

Yes and they are delicious.

>> No.16756129

h8 dried out overcooked eggs

Acceptable eggs are sunny side up, poached, soft-medium boiled, French omelette, tamagoyaki, or pasteurized then eaten raw. Tabasco sauce goes on each.

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16755947 No.16755947 [Reply] [Original]

Anyone else ever have these? For dairy free "ice cream" it's pretty darn good.

Only complaint is the need to thaw for a bit but besides that they're pretty solid flavor wise.

>> No.16755999

thank you ben&jerry intern, very cool

>> No.16756017

No problem loyal customer

>> No.16756077

Hope Ben and Jerry's office gets firebombed
Buy from local creameries

>> No.16756083

Only if they are made of mashed potatoes like real ice cream commercials

>> No.16756087

local non dairy creameries are asking almost 8 dollars a pint. it's unrealistic, but i also haven't bought any ice cream in a while. why, when i can just freeze bananas and make my own?

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>> No.16756102

I just popped your theeadso hymen! Mmmmmmm!

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>Post cheese pizza

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>> No.16756189

cunny on /ck/? Not on my watch

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