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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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11609776 No.11609776 [Reply] [Original]

Hey grapefags, how you enjoying your shitty fruit? I'll be over here eating my delicious apple

>> No.11609779

That’s a cherry

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11609680 No.11609680 [Reply] [Original]

What are some Mexican dishes that you like?

>> No.11609681

tasty cum bullets

>> No.11609686

Pretty much all of what was mentioned in this thread last time we did it.

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Do Colombian dishes count?

>> No.11609703

I need a Colombian gf so badly.

>> No.11609738

>I need any human contact so badly.


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11609663 No.11609663 [Reply] [Original]

yo it's 10am and i'm slightly buzzed on red wine and i've decided now is a good time to finally try anchovies on pizza. what are some good topping combinations to go with these lil salty boys? or should i just try it by itself? i'll be ordering from dominos btw.

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>> No.11609710

What hellhole do you live in that there are no decent local pizza joints? I feel sorry for you.

>> No.11609725

sorry you're having a bad day anon

i got capers and red chili flakes at home so maybe ill add that myself.

>> No.11609734

oh and nice olives too. basically i'm telling you to make putanesca on your pizza

>> No.11609749

Anchovies are good on their own, they provide a unami/salty taste that doesn't need much else. I like them with mushrooms to play on the savoury tastes. Something to cut through the salt might be good too, like chilli as the other anon mentions. Honestly capers for me just gets too salty, I can't taste the sauce through all the salt. Same with olives.
But I think it's best on it's own, with something hot like black pepper/chilli oil to balance out the salt

>> No.11609775

alright i think i'm gonns go with anchovies and black olives, with red chili flakes as you guys suggested. thx for the help.

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11609652 No.11609652 [Reply] [Original]

I'm so fucking sick of you pleb faggots pretending that shit posting on this board makes you a corn expert. To cook corn you aoak it in wtaer for at least an hour, then shove it on the grill in it's husk. That's it.

Fuck you stupid faggots who think else, fucking pleb microwave bus riding faggots.

>> No.11609747

Is that before or after you shove it up your ass?

>> No.11609752

Hoosier here
You boil corn.
Only beaners grill corn.

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>not a beaner

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Na dude, we just broke 6%
You can blame the hog slaughter houses for hiring SEA's and beaners. they are concentrated in small towns near pork processors like IBP and shit.

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11609614 No.11609614 [Reply] [Original]

I’ll start.
So based I don’t even need to explain why.

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11609594 No.11609594 [DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I'm thinking Arby's®!

>> No.11609606

It's wierd, I actually was thinking about Arby's today. But then I remembered what their sandwiches actually look like.

>> No.11609613

funny I feel the same way. there's something about arby's that makes you crave it when you see their branding until you remember the in store experience

>> No.11609651

I like to stick it to arby's because of the prices mainly. sign up for the arby email club with and get a free sandwich with a drink purchase
loaded italian
smokehouse brisket
or any gyro
a soda is only a couple bucks
I'll be hitting one up for dinner, smokehouse brisket is a little salty for some, but I can dig it

>> No.11609659


Arby's roast beef >>>>>>>>>>>>> most fast food burgers

God, I remember way back when they had 5 for $5... that shit was good cheap eatin. Not sure how it got so expensive nowadays.

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11609559 No.11609559 [Reply] [Original]

why does it actually taste like exotic mango?

i thought i would be getting some of that rip off cancer tastes, nothing similar to the real fruit.

>> No.11609568

I'd rather an actual mango

>> No.11609579

people typically only know mango flavors from alcoholic drinks. surprisingly, despite how good mangos are, it's not something the average person in America eats. traditional flavors like peach seem to be more aligned to their natural flavors

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11609553 No.11609553 [Reply] [Original]

>"sour" candy
>it's not even remotely sour
Why do candy companies do this?

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>> No.11609732

What is that?

>> No.11609748

nobody knows what that is dumbass.

>> No.11609753

looks like sour tongues

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I thought these were available everywhere, guess I was wrong. Might be just the Netherlands and neighbors.

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They probably are, I've just never noticed them.

>this rapey package art
based haribo.

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11609488 No.11609488 [Reply] [Original]

With each bite I'm seeing more and more dimensions.

>> No.11609497

bro your cauliflower is on drugs

>> No.11609504

>when people eat literal fractals and still deny the manufactured nature of reality

>> No.11609530

You boiled the fuck out of that. What a shame.

>> No.11609539

Is it just me or is that knife phasing through the plate?

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11609484 No.11609484 [Reply] [Original]

Arugula hurts my mouth

>> No.11609494

then don't eat it, pussy. more for me

>> No.11609500

You gotta trim the points off them leafs first.

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>> No.11609624

It’s supposed to hurt your mouth you fucking autist.
Do you even texture?

>> No.11609649

spray them with round up, usually works pretty well to take the edges off

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11609462 No.11609462 [Reply] [Original]

What do you think of this sandwich, /ck/?

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>> No.11609585

I've been jonesing for some corned beef (odd how hard it is to find here, even though I'm like two hours from NYC.

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if I can find good corned beef in CT then you should be able to.

>> No.11609672

You the half Japanese guy?

>> No.11609679

It looks like a well thought out combination.

>> No.11609727

It’s good apart from the cheese. Why would you want a big slice of unmelted cheese with beef? The texture and taste will completely ruin the sandwich. Either melt it or remove it.

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11609453 No.11609453 [Reply] [Original]

This is the biggest meme in the cooking world

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>> No.11609674

> be chinese
> eat white rice
> live to 100 cancer free white eating meats & delicious foods

> be white
> eat vegan & brown rice only
> shitloads of processed carbs & chemicals
> hates life, wishes for meat like foods
> gets cancer at 40 anyways


Why are white people so fucking dumb?

>> No.11609712


Not all whites, my yellow friend... it's mostly dumb liberals who blindly follow food trends like it's a religion.

>> No.11609721

i prefer par boiled rice.

>> No.11609744

Have you ever been to China? They're beta as fuck and the girls' yellow pussies turn into hot and sour soup when they see white guys.

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> white beta trying to call others beta


Nice try, vegan faggot white liberal. Go back to jacking off to BBC cuck porn and fantasizing about niggers fucking your women. lol

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11609412 No.11609412 [Reply] [Original]

Give me your ten commandments of cooking /ck/
Il start

Thou shall not use canned parmesan

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>> No.11609640

Thou shalt not boil an egg for longer than 7 minutes.

>> No.11609645

Do Americans really put wood in their cheese?

>> No.11609667

never rinse your pasta -chef juan from food fuckers

>> No.11609671

Thou shall not cook steak beyond medium. ftfy.

>> No.11609769

And the mad get madder. Just get a better job so you don't have to eat toothpick dust.

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11609408 No.11609408 [Reply] [Original]

It's vegan

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11609370 No.11609370 [Reply] [Original]

>"one French omelet please"

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>> No.11609377

Le kek xD

>> No.11609378

everyone went back to carbon steel anon.
keep with the times.

>> No.11609392

>quotation marks within greentext
Does /ck/ really do this?

>> No.11609394

nobody cares about cast iron anymore anon.

>> No.11609429

>meme brigader

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11609336 No.11609336 [Reply] [Original]

Making a cheesecake for saturday afternoon, when should i make it? Tonight? Tomorrow morning?
Tomorrow night?

>> No.11609344

My Nana always said to give it 24 hours

She also said some very colorful things about minorities

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11609335 No.11609335 [Reply] [Original]

Have you had any eggnog yet anon?

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>> No.11609367

I have some almond nog.

>> No.11609379

V*gans are not welcome here

>> No.11609464

It tastes tasty

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I've never had it and you can't buy it here.
Is picrelated a good recipe to try?

>> No.11609788

I unironically brougjt a half gallon to the gym as substitute for milk

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11609326 No.11609326 [Reply] [Original]

fried corn syrup sandwiches with raisin bread

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11609310 No.11609310 [Reply] [Original]

I'm Jewish, /ck/, and I'm asking my fellow Jews in here for recipes for the Jewish holiday of Chanukah.

The recipes must be fully Jewish and kosher.

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>> No.11609333

You should be asking what Christmas meal you should be providing the soldiers of the US Israel Defense Army as thanks for their service, Schlomo.

>> No.11609338

Chanukah is over dude.

>> No.11609445

a kosher bullet

>> No.11609479

eat a Hezbollah rocket

>> No.11609576

Tears of Palestinian mothers and children.

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11609278 No.11609278 [Reply] [Original]


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