/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>galic not peeled or even touching the chicken
what's that supposed to do? surely it won't add any flavour to the chook.

>>11893904
lel.

if it's not fungus (it is) then it's algae (it's fungus) but op is algay

>>11890229
>Food Porn
this is an ad for peta but it's kinda pornographic.

i think it sends a pretty weak message about treating people like animals (and vice versa)

meat lovers + ham & pineapple

pretty good, mister desu.

>>11893860
>mdeia
that's russian for 'media'

overlords use media for fear mongering to control the masses

>>11893844
>you'd be amazing
i am amazing. thank you.

it's a much safer city than the mdeia will have you think. don't believe the hype!

>>11893843
>pidser
is an anagram of 'spider'

>>11890294
>She is 100% Melbourne filth.
yea, i recognise the green melbourne metro tram colour scheme and the Neighbours™ style school uniform.
this city is full of whores and hipsters, and i'm failry certain that image is posed. she prolly showing off her fake tan.

>>11893234
>somebody that's never had any alcohol before?
>I've tried sake
>never had
>I've tried
forgive my autism, but does not compute

>>11892406
that was exactly my point. then the top row will have one less than the bottom row.

>>11891277
pay peanuts, get monkeys

>>11891008
it's frustrating as hell. same as when i do a poo. i'll finish wiping up and just when about to stand that's when my dick decides to squirt out a bit of piss. i think my dick is deliberatly trying to fuck with me. probably pay back for sticking him inside dirty, smelly fannies.

>>11888574
what does DRUMPF stand for?

how come every time i have a shower i get an uncontrollable urge to urinate after i've turned the water off. i mean, why can't i get that urge while the water is still running so the piss can flow down the drain with the soap and blood. plot twist; i cut myself.

>>11890907
<3

>>11890912
hat was rewarding to watch

>>11890784
>C__Data_Users_DefApps_AppData_INTERNETEXPLORER_Temp_Saved Images_images(13).jpg
>INTERNETEXPLORER

>>11886919
yes

>>11890808
prove it!

no, but the handle being around to the left would annoy the crap out of me because i'm right handed and single. hello ladies!

>>11890747
>*biscuits

?? what about the filename??

the can dispensor will only hold nine. trust me on this. i know gravity.

it's you don't need to completely run out before you need to buy more. you may have two eggs leftover and space for a whole carton of 12.